anakin, over text: turn around :)
anakin: no, the other way
anakin: wrong way again
obi-wan: where are you?!
anakin: in my room, but the idea of you turning around aimlessly in circles amuses me
My favorite clone troopers as reaction cards I have stocked:
Obi-Wan to Rex: Is that blood, Captain Rex?
Cody: Other guys’.
Obi-Wan looking awfully stunned: Can we bill him?
Rex: N-not anymore.
Obi-Wan: Why not?
Rex: He’s dead.
@number2chicagopdfan thanks for the submission!
Hardcase: is letting someone win at dejarik sapiosexual bottoming?
Kix: does anyone in this godforsaken legion ever think before they speak
Anakin: This is me with all my problems
Obi-Wan: you're holding a fork
Anakin: *tries to scoop up milk with the fork while looking Obi-Wan in the eyes*
Obi-Wan: what does that mean
Hondo: you and I are very much the same
Obi-Wan, internally: the BALLS on this man
Ahsoka: Hey, that’s Master Skywalker! I’d know that girly scream anywhere! don't die on me, Skyguy, you owe me five bucks!
Padmé: *Removes Anakin from her lap to do something else*
Anakin: Wife is... evil? Wife is unyielding? Wife is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the galaxy as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
anakin: don’t come back to our place.
anakin: obi-wan is passive aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago. it isn't safe here anymore.
I have so much love for these idiots.
Based on this post by @sithzuko
(Did I repurpose the Cody I drew for the expression challenge for Rex? Definitely. Shhh.)
obi-wan: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time
anakin: [cracking his knuckles]
anakin: manslaughter it is
Fives: Bro, I want to live in your socks.
Echo: What the fuck, bro?
Fives: So I can be with you every step of the way.
Echo, close to tears: Bro?
Rex: We can’t just leave something like that drifting around where people might run into it again.
Fives and Hardcase: I say we blow it up.
Echo, introducing a guy: this is my boyfriend
Fives: boyfriend? Idk, that’s kinda gay, Echo
Echo: *facepalms* for fuck’s sake
212th Attack Battalion Incorrect Canon Quotes
Jango, long suffering: CC-2224, for the last time, when I screamed “Fuck the Jedi” all throughout your time as a cadet this is not what I meant!
Cody spooning Obi-Wan: …I still don’t get your meaning.
Fox: Tell Rex about the birds and the bees.
Bly: Wait, no he’s still a bab-
Cody, having watched a documentary with Obi-Wan the night before: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
Obi wan : You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Anakin : Several traffic violations.
Ahsoka : Three counts of resisting arrest.
Cody : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Rex : Also, that’s not our ship.
Crosshair: You're lucky you're so cute! Otherwise, I would've sold you to the freak show already.
Omega: What's a freak show?
Tech: It's like our squad, but people pay to see it.
anakin: no you’re all wrong
anakin: i broke out of prison (x)
quote from @incorrectdisasterlineage