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slavicafire · 22 days

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we've been living in this apartment for two months now, and while we've observed most of our new neighbours (my slavic Windowsill Watcher Grandmother gene already activated), I don't think they had the chance to see us often enough to recognise us yet.

I do know, however, from my observations, that the tiny funny dog upstairs is called Gucio. I've passed him once or twice during his walk and heard his owners use the name - and, while both the dog and his owners are oblivious to our existence, Gucio became an apt topic of discussion in our house. you know, we hear barking, ha, that's Gucio, he must be home alone again! or there's a stick left by the building door, that must have been brought by Gucio and he was forced to abandon it before entering! a household name, really.

yesterday as I was leaving to go to the store, walking down the narrow staircase, there he is! tiny funny looking dog, slightly startled by me suddenly appearing on the floor he just reached on his tiny funny looking legs.

"good morning Gucio!" I say joyfully, the most natural thing in the world.

well. remember that Gucio doesn't really know me. so he looks at me in the most flabbergasted way a dog can look at a person. he is positively aghast. agog! not sure how aware dogs are of their own names but he seemed genuinely puzzled at the apparent stretch of social convention.

and as I try to contain my laughter, I see his owner standing on the stairs below. the woman is sort of awkwardly frozen, speechless, and she looks at me.

"you... know each other?" she asks.

is that not the funniest way to phrase it. is this not the funniest question she could have asked. ma'am do you know my dog? you went to school together perhaps? you've met? do tell, are you old friends? maybe you worked together? you know each other, my dog and you? this dog? you know him? he knows you? he never mentioned you I'm afraid

#żmija gada #Gucio is so funny he looks like yoda #steep stairs to the old seven

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 3 months

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#yoda #star wars #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

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grickle14 · 13 days

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Common ground.

#grickledoodle #green #hulk #marvel #yoda #starwars #kermit #muppets #picnic #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

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star-wars-forever · 2 years

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#star wars #ewan mcgregor #hayden christensen #yoda #master yoda #the phantom menace #star wars behind the scenes #obi wan kenobi #star wars funny #frank oz #puppets

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purplezombietumbler · 1 year

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Every friend group Jedi Lineage should include:

A bimbo:

A mean bisexual:

An even meaner lesbian:

She/theys:

He/theys:

A token straight that’s on thin ice:

An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized:

A short king:

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thefinaljohnson · 2 years

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#social justice #politics #funny post #funny news #star wars rebels #disney star wars #star wars #obi wan kenobi #obi wan and anakin #obi wan star wars #the mandolorian #baby yoda #the good place #funny tumblr #star wars kenobi #boba fett #book of boba fett #anti facist

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starwarstweets · 8 months

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#incorrect quotes #star wars #twitter #star wars twitter #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars original trilogy #star wars sequel trilogy #the mandalorian #din djarin #baby yoda #grogu #star wars funny #star wars memes

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h0wdyydee · 10 months

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Happy Father’s Day to my #1 dilf

#i either draw din really well or grogu really well and unfortunately it went to din this time #I’m bad at drawing children #especially green ones #I was more than halfway done with the drawing when I realized I could give din shorts #I scrolled through so many shirts that would be funny for this #grogu #baby yoda #din djarin #pedro pascal #the mandalorian #howdy draws #mando

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ahhrenata · 1 year

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#obi wans eyes are rolling so hard LOL #the him is palpatine if that needs to be explained ha #incorrect star wars quotes #I’ve been watching b99 again #I’m a mace windu lives believer but i thought this was funny lol #Star Wars #clone wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #mace windu #yoda #sw art #b99 reference #xuserann

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varpusvaras · 2 months

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In the Jedi Council Chamber:

Mace: So, Skywalker, how is the training of your children coming along? Would you wish for someone from the Temple to visit them?

Anakin: No need, Master Windu, they are doing brilliantly, and with the guidance Master Kenobi has been able to provide as well, I might say that- hold on, Padmé is calling. Hello, Angel, I'm in the middle of telling the Council how the twins are doing with their training

Padmé: Oh, you might find this interesting, then

Anakin: What is it?

Padmé: Your kids got busted at school for gambling

Anakin:

Mace:

Obi-Wan:

Plo: Are they playing dice?

Padmé: Oh, I didn't realise you were on speaker, I- *cut off by hysterical laughter in the background that sounds awfully lot like all the Clone Commander's at the same time* - I mean, yes, they've been playing 'left, right and center' as their teacher said-

Wolffe, from the background: For money, for money!

Padmé: - during lunch and they got busted. Leia's been playing while Luke's been making sure they always win by using the Force on the dice-

Kit and Depa, beginning to lose it:

Anakin, standing there, looking very nervous all of a sudden: Uh, are they in trouble?

Agen and Stass, also starting to lose it:

Mace:

Padmé: I mean, they were caught gambling at the High Society Private School. Are they in trouble?

Anakin, looks at Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan, stares back:

Mace:

Yoda:

Anakin: