#more bullshit for my au

[misano17]

So I drew Ritsu.

I wanted to design an outfit for him from my au and I think it turned out pretty good <<33.

anyways he is a shark demon :)

I gave him blood powers cuz A. Sakuma, and B. The potential to make him a blood inkling, a sharkling, if you will. I’m mostly thinking about comedic effect rn. He is so goofy <<<333

#ritsu sakuma #sakuma ritsu #ensemble stars fanart #ensemble stars #Epicedium Orfeo #more bullshit for my au #I swear chapter two will be here soon I’ve just been drawing a lot #I promise there will be a new chapter soon ToT #anyways I wanna draw more of the knights #They’re all so pretty ToT #I can’t wait to write about Ritsu absolutely decking his brother #I had so much fun drawing this <<33 #my art <3 #tw blood

[ladybeug]

the other day at work i saw someone with platform uggs. just thought you might enjoy that

Thats it. Thats the comic. Im using that horror movie technique where its scarier if you don't see the monster.

anyways this is such a throwback. you always send me the shit that somehow makes me laugh, I am remembering a specific one that I swear was ten years ago. anyways

#posting bullshit like this is always a leap of faith #i draw this stuff and think this time its too stupid #but if i cant be my true stupid self on my own stupid fandom tumblr then really what is there for me #ladybugg #I opened that tag to put it in this post and forgot i drew SO MUCH stuff about it #god the stupider an AU is the more fucking nuts i go with the content #any time i have an emotional AU you guys get like 2 pieces of content at most. I keep all the juicy shit in my head. #but if I think about them wearing uggs? you get a nonstop barrage #my art

[things-stronger-than-fear]

literally in another universe snowbairdplinth could've been THE revolution. they wouldn't even really need any allies, lbr.

like, between coryo's cunning, sej's conscience, and lucy gray's charisma? the snow name, the plinth fortune, the baird d12 but neither district nor capitol pedigree?

coryo could've actually been like, panem's first 20-year-old president, who outlaws the hunger games and who the districts still listen to because he has sej and lucy gray on side. and yeah maybe coryo still kills a bunch of people but like whatever, no one really bats an eye -- who's gonna mourn gaul, anyways? no one in the districts, that's for sure. even if gaul didn't suck ass they'd be busy with cool covey music and awesome new legislation.

in a better universe i am 100% certain snowbairdplinth could've managed a fairly bloodless revolution, six decades early.

#they're all idiots in canon but if they listened to each other? #if coryo opened up to the idea that control could be achieved through means other than brutality? #if sej started thinking through his rebellious plots for more than five minutes and used his money to affect large-scale change? #if lucy gray willingly inserted herself into politics for the good of the nation? #ugh we could've had it allllllLLLLL #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #coriolanus snow #lucy gray baird #sejanus plinth #snowbaird #snowjanus #snowbairdplinth #snowjanusbaird #<- idk what the proper ship name is T-T #at this point i'm gonna start tagging all my bullshit aus with #fuck coriolanus' canon asshattery

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Sorry for vague posting about my nefarious crossover intent and then dropping off the face of the earth for over a week, I'm currently addicted to minecraft to a generally unhealthy degree. anyways here's the silly crossover art lol

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #markiplier #markiplier cinematic universe #bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts fanart #kitty bbc ghosts #kitty higham #the captain bbc ghosts #the captain #darkiplier #wilford warfstache #i was gonna make more art actually explaining this stupid crossover/au but again. debilitating minecraft addiction. #so. y'all just get some silly art for now #but do not underestimate my ability to take something completely insane and stupid and come up with a coherent plot for it #there are themes. and parallels to be drawn. and also stupid silly bullshit bc both source medias are very silly at heart lmao

[whollyjoly]

hot in the day, hot in the night, hot as the coal coming to tread, light on your bed, here we go oh, listen whistle roll (baby the, the sun is getting low)

the bucktommy cowboy au nobody asked for part two (part one) (part three)

(song insp.)

#these two have me in a chokehold FR #look i just love the idea of them lying on the hood of their truck in the middle of the night sharing a beer and looking at the open sky #buck has one hand in the air tracing the constellations while the other is tangled loosely with tommys at his side #he's talking about how cool it is that different cultures will look at the same stars and draw different pictures #and isn't that a wonderful thing about humans? that we can look at the same set of dots in the sky and through them tell different stories #about what is SO important to us that it must be literally written in the sky? isnt that just amazing? #and tommy isnt looking at the constellations - how can he when theres a star of his own right next to him? #so its evan he's looking at when he softly lets out a quiet “...amazing” #...whoops my fingers slipped #ANYWAYS #stay tuned for more in this moodboard series because it WILL happen #the bucktommy cowboy au nobody asked for agenda is REAL #bucktommy cowboy au #otp: better ways to get your attention #bucktommy #kinkley #tevan #firepilot #fireflight #evan buckley #tommy kinard #911 abc #911 on abc #911 moodboard #em's moodboards #mine #im back on my cowboy bullshit

[hensel-x]

due to popularity of gale’s books and stab movies people accidentally will into life a Ghostface-like entity based on their image in media

basically all of Ghostfaces shaped into one person with random pieces of memories, personalities and just bullshit people believe in mashed together

#my art #scream #scream art #ghostface #sidney prescott #some teeangers discussing a movie and one of them with passion tries to convince the other #that ghostface for sure can teleport #and tulpa!ghostface on the other end of town instantly gains that Exact ability #based on that supernatural episode with people manifesting an actual ghost from bullshit ghost forum #this au was made solely for the reason that i find ghostface more hot when theres no person behind the mask

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: you know your cats gonna eat you when you die

TT: Yes, but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. Let him be.

#submission #i am back on my bullshit #i think we need to make use of dave being really into dead things more often #also au where roses cat didn't die until later. i guess #or she got a new one #or it's earth c #// <- or its jasprose LMAO #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider #rose lalonde

[soulsofinkau]

{they finally escaped wip prison}

#i may be back on my bullshit #souls of ink au #my art #bendystraw #cuphead x bendy #if i do any more answering questions in the future I'm not gonna do any with Ace unfortunately cause that bro comes WAAAY in the future #and i wanna focus on these losers mostly #and world building #DAWG HAS IT REALLY BEEN ALMOST A YEAR #yeah we updating this au #new designs #THE WORKS

[shit-taster-connoisseur]

More SS!Wally and SS!Fanny

An au with @dolly-royal

#knd #numbuh 86 #fanny fulbright #numbuh 4 #wallabee beetles #back on my damn bullshit #some more SS au content cuz ive been lacking and have been thinking intently abt these 2s dynamic #you can tell i dont know how to draw wally's hair #my excuse is this guy would make the worst decisions at the barber #fanny doesnt touch poor people #six's art #star students

[beetle-beep]

My first ever contribution to mermay yippeee!!!

I based them sort of off sea serpents/ my own mermaids from a (neglected) fantasy thing I've had running in the background for a few years :)

Made a sort of AU with my oc to go along with it that I may or may not write idk!! have some fishies!!!!

#i'm way more aquainted with deep sea microbiomes but those aren't fun to design so!!! big snake!!!!!! #I love bullshitting biology #my art #blorbos #fnaf dca #dca fanart #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #dca sun #dca moon #fnaf sb fanart #mermay 2024 #mermay #dca mer au #dca mermay #fnaf oc #security breach oc #newt

[dutiful-wildcraft]

Pack 141 - Vampire!Ghost Headcanons

Tags: mentions of blood and scars, mostly just HCs of Ghost as a vampire, some very light ghostprice, even lighter poly 141, if ya squint

Ghost who's change had been partially undergone in a shallow grave in a southern countryside.

Price had been the one to find him, bringing him home and helping him through the rest of his change. Taking on the role of his new sire. He had known Riley prior, a strong and bright soldier. And while Price should have taken appropriate action and put him out of his misery…he had other plans in mind.

Unsired vampires generally don't survive, and the ones that do often become feral or have very significant behavioral problems. Due this arrangement, Price and Ghost share a very intimate bond.

Simon hadn't been aware of the monstrous world around him prior to the events around his changing. And upon learning of Price's lycanthropy he felt a bit betrayed for some time. He would eventually come to understand, but he was definitely salty about it.

This being said Simon was not socialized as a vampire. All his information came from Price and what official reports they had on his kind in general. He isn't totally out of his depth, but there are some pieces missing.

By vampiric standards Simon is still a fledgling, though only other vampires would clock him on that.

Through diligent training Price helped Simon through any frenzy instincts, though it isn't completely gone Simon has exceptional control around the copious amounts of blood that come with his profession. Not to mention the mask helps muffle the scent.

What Price finds most amusing, is that after most of the wrinkles are ironed out, Simon is largely indifferent to the change. He carries trauma certainly, but the new found power and diet appears to have not phased him fuck all.

Simon still stubbornly takes his tea at the same time, after having gone through some trial and error. He found he can still drink his tea albeit a little altered. Blood with 3 sugars please.

Though Simon had eaten his mess hall gruel without complaint for years, he did miss the routine. He still slinks off to his room to eat his own meal on the same schedule.

While he doesnt burst into flames with the sun touching his flesh he is significantly weaker. He was already prone to burning red like a lobster in his human life. The change didn't make things to terribly different. The mask and layers of clothes prevent most of the issue.

Due to certain traumas around his change. Simon is very particular about feeding. And besides emergencies or very specific exceptions. Simon does not feed from the source. He often just drinks from a canteen/bottle with a blood/water mixture. To human onlookers it would honestly just look like he was using the flavored water enhancers. Which also brings Simon a certain kind of amusement.

As is common, Simon has enhanced strength and senses. He now possesses a red pearly tapetum lucidum or “eyeshine”. He suffers through the ‘sunglasses at night’ jokes to avoid any questions or accidental detection on night ops.

The change did not make Simon ethereally beautiful. He looks mostly the same besides paler skin, red tinted eyes and new shiny fangs. He still maintains all his scars/marks and tattoos from before. And while his healing factor prevents most scars, significant wounds may still scar lightly or the scar may take decades to fully fade away.

Simon doesn't feel cold to the touch per se, but he does run cooler than the average human due to his altered metabolism.

If available, he does prefer to at least long ‘nap’ during the day. While it's possible for him to carry on normally during daylight hours it does take more out of him.

Generally speaking most normally socialized vampires forgo sleeping regularly all together. Price however, insisted upon resting during Simon's changing. “Good for your mind” he'd stated gruffly. And Simon had kept up with it ever since. While he does legitimately sleep, this happens less often. His naps being more meditative in nature.

Similarly to Price, Simon does have brood instincts which occasionally become a point of contention between the two. Price's alpha wolf mixed with Simon's brood nature have them butting heads possessively over other members of the task force on occasion.

They are both smart enough to know the common goal of ultimately ensuring safety and care over their brood/pack mates. And most of the time they behave…but sometimes…

#back on my bullshit #i defo have a story for Simon's change and our dear captain coming to the rescue #i definitely view vampirsim less like an undead #more like a kind of disease? virus? #ghostprice #simon riley x john price #poly 141 #if you squint but there is more to come #simon ghost riley #captain john price #monster au #pack 141 au #call of duty #vampire simon riley #vampire ghost #werewolf john price #modern warfare

[hermitthebee]

What would be more interesting? A Charlastor Personality swap or Role swap? (I have ideas for both, and I’m curious about which would be more interesting)

Personality Swap:

Alastor, (who is still a serial killer cannibal) hates the extermination. He hates watching the (mostly) innocent sinners die while the Overlords who deserve death thrive. He has his mothers morality, and her belief that anyone can change. He can’t stand by and do nothing. He builds the ‘Hazbin Hotel’, with the dream of redemption. He hopes that if the heaven see how redeemable sinners, they’ll stop sending their angels after them.

Meanwhile a sadistic grinning princess is newly back in hell, sent by her mother to watch Alastor. She has no interest in redemption anymore and finds the whole idea ridiculous. She fell in love with the 1920s and still hosts the radio show she started. She likes to bother Alastor. And keeps trying to get him to make a deal with her. (She’s secretly intrigued by Alastor. She genuinely likes being around him and doesn’t understand her feelings for him)

Role Swap:

The kindest girl in New Orleans makes a deal. Which ends in a massacre and a new Overlord in Hell. She’s mostly seen as a joke but others are still wary to cross her. (Mostly due to how weird her arrival was) She’s still Charlie. She still hates the needless violence. She still believes that these people are good. She believes that they can be redeemed and she’s gonna prove it.

Picked specifically by Lilith. Alastor is heir to the throne. He absolutely thrives on violence. Enjoys the torment of unforgivable souls. He’s feared by most demons with common sense. But that means work isn’t fun anymore. Can’t very well make deals with those too afraid to approach you. And hearing people beg for their life before you even talk to them is annoying. The carnage just isn’t the same anymore. Charlie is a breath of fresh air. A sinner who not only is not afraid of him (at least enough to be friendly) but who also has a hopeless dream of redemption. He’s enamored intrigued. He decides to get closer to her, help her play out her impossible ideas.

#Back on my Au bullshit #Posting only to add more content to this ship #charlastor #radiobelle #charlie x alastor #alastor x charlie #chalastor #hazbin hotel

[chimerahyperfix]

Being frozen in time definitely does something to you. Physically it cages you. Mentally it throws you into the longest dream you could ever have. It's not comfortable-- far from it in fact-- but you've grown to look forwards to it, when you loose. It's better than being mashed to dark paste at least.

You're frozen right now, in fact. Waiting in silence for time to loop back. Stuck with your thoughts and a vauge feeling of a dream. The house is around you and you're moving through it. Empty rooms and endless hallways, curling and twisting in ways that make them feel alive despite the lack of any living thing that isn't you. No sad monsters, no frozen bodies, no dark stains. There doesn't seem to be an exit.

The dreams you have when frozen seem to correlate to how you're doing emotionally. Most of them have been lost to time, like most things in your life now. Dreams, wounds, emotional bonds; everything is turning back with you, and that’s started to do something to you, because now you can predict the actions of those around you with quite a bit of accuracy. You can recall little bits of things, but the further back you go is just static. There was a bunch of dumb things that you can’t piece back together anymore, there were times with those you love, there was endless rage flowing through your very being, and there was this. The desperation. The empty halls of the very House you’ve worked so hard to protect.

You want out.

You've kept count of how many times you've been frozen. How many times you've died. How many loops. 61 is the counter and it's far, far too many times to relive the same day over again. You grew tired of the monotony by the tenth go around. Twenty five felt like a stab wound. Forty, like you were being split in two. Big 6-0 felt like drowning. You don't feel real anymore.

But that's fine! You can still see the good in this, if you stretch your imagination like taffy, as far as it'll go. It's better to be just you, just one person, than everyone else! You can live with the weight of the country on your shoulders for a bit longer, if only to keep it off of Euphrasie's. You’re doing this for her! For everyone. You can do it for a bit longer. You just need to find the King’s weakness, or something. Make a more powerful potion, or scrap together the materials to make a second craft bomb, or, or something! You’ll find it soon enough. You’re smart! You can do this!

You have to.

You turn down the hallway. Find yourself on an entirely different floor. Just as much of a ghost town. Just ice and cold and tiredness, your breath forming clouds in the air. That’s fine. This is just a dream or something, anyway. You’ll wake back up at your desk any time, with the looming vials of all sorts of toxic stuff you keep drinking that you crabbing neglected to put away because you didn’t think time would crabbing loop, because realistically, WHY would you assume that would happen? Preposterous! Ignore the burning feeling in your throat and the smell of sugar and push on. Wait for it to start all over again.

Because it has to be you, doesn’t it? You wished for this, or something. You don’t remember. It was a long time ago. It has to be you, because only you have the power. It HAS to be you, because who else would it be? Euphie? She’s already got enough on her hands. Mirabelle? You’d rather die. It’s better you do this than the ones you love.

It has to be you.

it has to be you it has to be you it has to be you it has to be you it has to be you it has to be you it has to be you it has to be

It's sucks, having to be the one to do it. Your limit was a long time ago.

You can't do this forever.

#isat #in stars and time #isat au #isat claude #claude looping au #come get y’all’s food ig #girl is reaching despair point! smiles #a decent sized one so got the big read more split #I keep cooking. there’s smoke in the kitchen #like genuinely I’m on fire this is like? over 1000 words in the last week with this au? shit #the motivation I have to write this au is absolutely CRAZY like where did all this energy come from? #anyways here’s another round of me bullshitting my way through timeloop writing LMAOOO #I am Making Shit Up for 99% of this au lmao. minimal knowledge haver #I’m gonna make an actual fic at this rate lmao. cracking open the google doc #I should join the discord at this rate actually. get over the anxiety hurdle and run at yall at max speed #when I get in there yall will NOT be safe lol I will not shut up. #chimera writes #isat spoilers #<- just in case? I’m stretching it this time I think?

[puppetmaster13u]

Howdy, who wants a WIP of my dark-ish dragon batfam that I mentioned and rambled about? I am also open to answering questions and doing even more rambles lol.

Warnings for some gore and such :] Also Tim's lacking self confidence and general unreliable narrator-ness when it comes to everyone.

   “Shh… it’s alright Timmy… you’re okay…” 

   Tim shuddered at the familiar voice, now tilted by a growling croon as fingers- claws- ran through his hair. He hiccuped slightly, the grip on him tightening and tucking him closer to a scaled form. 

    “You’re okay,” Dick crooned again, continuing to run fingers through his hair. “Dad will be back soon, won’t that be nice, Timmy?” 

   Scales scraped against his clothes as the older vigilante nuzzled against him, grip gentle but oh so possessive. He couldn’t tear free if he tried- and oh he had, he’d tried to run a few different times even with his broken leg, until he was no longer left alone. 

   Tim blinked back tears, trying to stop his heart from pounding against his chest as a thumb rubbed against his wrist. He’d never thought that his life would end up like this, cradled in the nest of things no longer pretending to be human. Trapped with no way out. 

   “Shh…” the shushing was more like a hiss, Dick’s cheek rubbing against his cheek as he failed to keep the tears from falling. “It’s alright Timmy, you’re going to be okay, alright? Sh, you’re just a little baby, it’s alright to feel overwhelmed…” 

   He shook his head, unable to make his tongue work or his throat form words, only able to get out a whimper. Tim wanted to go home, to the Drake home, even if it was empty and cold compared to the boiling heat of the Wayne manor. He wanted to pretend he had never become Robin, had never done such a stupid thing without realizing the consequences. 

   Dragons were possessive creatures. He’d known this even before he found out what the Bats were. He knew how violent they could be, even before seeing Nightwing and Batman rip Joker apart. If he wasn’t careful he could still taste blood and feel the viscera spatter across his face and into his hair. 

   Dick hummed, shifting his hold. Claws continued to gently tug tangles from his hair, even if there weren’t any left. “Everything is going to be fine, ‘kay Timmy? Look,” he knew the older boy was motioning to the batcomputer in front of them even if everything was blurry. “Dad is on his way home now, isn’t that nice?” 

   No, because he couldn’t even escape when it was just Dick, nevermind if there was both him and Bruce. Bruce, who could tear open a man’s rib cage like it was a ziplock bag. He didn’t think he could ever forget the sound of it, nor the sight of organs being violently torn free from where they should be. 

   He’d become Robin to stop the violence, but it seemed like he’d made it worse. All it took was one stupid mistake, one stupid slip up that resulted in him being caught, and now people were dead. 

   He couldn’t stop the tears from dripping down his face, even if they were wiped away by sharp claws. He had only wanted to help, he hadn’t meant to make everything worse. 

#dragon batfam #batman au #batman #dc #dcu #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #dark batfam #cryptid batfamily #tim drake #dick grayson #my writing #writing wip #Fuck Ur Bullshit (Found Familys Ur Monsters) Project #let me know if you wanna know more lol #or if you wanna be tagged #also just feel free to lemme know what you think lol

[welp0w0]

The Adventures of Lucky7 and Harlequeen!

thanks @mauselet for inspiration for this :3

man its been a while since ive posted actual art here, but im back, for now :D

here, have some fun designs i did while in a discord call,

these versions of pomni and ragatha are specifically the @ask-the-rag-dolly versions of these characters pre-circus, if you the lore you know :3

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #pomni #tadc ragatha #ragatha #miraculous ladybug #mlb #tadc au #ask the rag dolly #atrd au #atrd #atrd mlb au #my art #welp art #digital art #im back on my bullshit again!!!!!!!! #designing ladybug ragatha was really fun #and designing black cat pomni was even more fun #they are just goobers....

[icys-junkyard]

Ingo is unsure what he’s most shocked about -chandelure speaking -chandelure saying “fuck” specifically -chandelure somehow opening its mouth

#anyways back to my bullshit #subway boss ingo #pokemon ingo #submas #pokemon #crustle #excadrill #haxorus #klinklang #garbodor #chandelure #ingo goes to work but the entire time hes quietly having an existential crisis #chandelure does this once and never again #crack tbh but can you imagine #(almost made this the chandelure!ingo au. implying he cant understand pokemon except for chandelure) #(but lets be real its like 100x more funny if its not an au and chandelure speaks actual human words one(1) time) #smh chandelure you could have at least said good morning before busting out the curse words #icys drawings and doodles