#mug answers

[amugoffandoms]

do you ever wonder how horrible getting sick would be for Amane. So many illnesses that can be so easily treated with just… antibiotics and a vaccine. But to heal with medicine is blasphemy, is it not? Sacrilege, a crime of the highest degree.

The lamb is meant to suffer, to burn and scream and cry, for the sake of a cause it does not understand. Do you ever wonder if it hurt? To lie alone in bed, trembling with fever, voice too hoarse to cry for a relief that won’t come. Do you ever wonder if in a fevered delirium, she questioned her divine path, wondered if this was truly the road the faithful were meant to take? Do you wonder if it was hurt for that same reason, for the words that the chokehold of sickness forced out of her? Do you— [gunshot]

amane anon are you alright .

I mean Jesus christ those are some thoughts. I definitely have thought about them, especially when I had to write Amane . . .

just god . those moments of "weakness" where she doubts if she should really be doing this. pain and sickness are supposed to be trials and yet she doesn't feel like this is truly a trial. she shouldn't feel like this, right? she's supposed to take the suffering cheerfully and grow closer to God. Except she just wants to feel some relief

#mug answers #i woke up and saw this #man are yoicalriht .

[ask-mug]

THE CHEMICALS MADE THE FROGS FISH GAY!!!!

#mug answers

[markscherz]

Far less scientific, but since we're sharing frog mugs...

Oh this is beautiful! Nice find!

#frog mug #Looks like Lithobates pipiens or similar #frog art #frart #vaultedheart #answers by Mark

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce, not ready to wake up: Just five more…

Tim, bored, irritated, and sensing an opportunity to sow the seeds of chaos:

Tim: *races into the kitchen*

Tim: You guys will never believe what Bruce just said!

Damian: Well?

Duke: What did he say?

Steph: You can’t leave us hanging like that.

Tim: He said five MORE.

*collective gasp*

Steph: I had better not be one of those five.

Damian: Why does Father get to adopt five more children and I can not adopt five more cats? Cats are much easier to care for than people.

Tim, shrugging: I’m sure he’d be fine with it.

#Bruce later: where did all the cats come from #Tim: I have absolutely no idea #Dick: I can’t believe you adopted without telling me AGAIN #I leave you alone for THREE DAYS #Bruce thinking they’re still talking about the cats: it wasn’t me! #Dick: Oh so what #a stork dropped them off? #Bruce: Can a stork carry that much weight? #Tim: *sipping from his mug having the time of his life* #Dick: *still demanding answers* #Bruce: tuned out because now he’s calculating how much weight a stork could carry #and ​the air speed velocity of an unladen stork if you will #Jason and Cass: *walk in to see Bruce and Dick arguing about storks* #Jason: nope. I’m out #Cass to Jason: Yeah but we could get popcorn #tim drake #all the batkids are little chaos gremlins and you can’t convince me otherwise #batkids #bruce wayne and his serial adoption tendencies #batfam #bruce wayne #damian wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #dick grayson #cassandra cain #jason todd

[jbbartram-illu]

hello ! do you think you're going to sell cave painting mugs? i would love to get one and cherish it

I am indeed going to be selling them! These two will be in the next shop update (sometime in the middle of Nov) & I'll be working on making more for future shop drops, so this isn't your only chance to get one!

#pottery #artblog #ceramics #handbuiltceramics #clay #handbuilding #stoneware #ask #ask answered #mug #handbuilt mug #lascaux #cave art #cave paintings

[canisalbus]

Just want to say that you’re genuinely one of my favourite artists. Would decorate my home framed images of your work and walk around looking at them like I was in a posh gallery with a fine wine.

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#thank you! #answered #anonymous #no for real I relate a lot #that's what I do at my place #I collect pretty and unique and inspiring objects and then just sort of walk around looking at them and feeling good about it #thinking how lucky I am to share my living space with them #I went to a small antique fair last saturday and bought a stack of old photos and postcards (mostly from late 1800's) #an anatomical school chart with dog skeleton on it (from first half of 1900's) #a pewter brooch (from early 40's) #an enamel mug (from late 60's or early 70's) #and a spoon carved from reindeer antler (from 1976)

[taralen]

Spamton! How are the mini-tons?

Credits: Text Box Generator Cityscape Clipart (For Past Response)

#my art #ask answered #answered #spamton #big shot spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #big shot era #miniton #minitons #I had WAYYYYY too much fun with this one so I put a stupid amount of effort into it #and even then I had to hold back from going more ham on the details #Anon I don't know which Spamton you were asking so I included both lol #I imagine that Spamtons perception of his minitons changed over time... #I have a really extensive headcanon of how these work but I'm not going into it here lol #btw yes he is holding the computer-shaped mug you might have seen reblogs of #I felt it was perfect for him heh heh #it's a real mug for those that don't know

[myjealouseyes]

What are you headcanons for harry as a father ?

first of all, VERY protective. He tries not to be overbearing with it, but he’s just instinctually like that with everyone in his family. With his kids it’s amped up by a hundred!

He’s definitely the dad joke type. (Picked it up from James, no doubt.) imagine him sitting at really early in the morning with stubble lining his face, his glasses nearly falling off his nose as he’s reading the paper. One of the children comes in like ‘dad I’m hungry!!’ His first instinct, even as he can barely hold his eyes open is to say ‘hey hungry, I’m dad.’ That’s when he considers himself an official dad.

Super playful and invested in playtime. Think of Bandit from bluey. That’s how he is.

Um, TOTALLY incourages havoc at Hogwarts. (as long as it isn’t dangerous.) he and wolfstar!daughter hid the marauders map somewhere in Hogwarts and when they have their kids they make bets on who’ll find it first. (It’s Atticus because all he does is explore.)

#sorry for the late answer! #Harry has the best dad ever mug on LOCK #knock knock knocking on my askbox #trip to anononia

[shiftythrifting]

hoping and praying for a CO-60 mug

It's up now!

#didi answers #this is much funnier on a mug #co-60 #radiation #mugs #our merch #thank you! #broke the design up some to hopefully imply joke container

[amugoffandoms]

mug mug do youwanna see a magic trick

SPRRY I just woke up, sure??

#mug answers #mug's mutuals: es!

[ask-mug]

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#mug answers

[ilivelikeimtrying]

Okay but Nimona would defs print this on a shirt and give it to Amb after he earns their trust as a gag gift.

Like, she does it with intent of course (laughing evilly as she hands it to him) and as a joke, and while Ballister is sighing and face palming Ambrosius actually really loves it.

He starts wearing it often.

#nimona #nimona is both secretly a little happy he likes the gift but also disappointed that she didn't get the reaction she expected #She also gets Bal a mug that says: #'If You Don't Want Snappy Answers Don't Ask Stupid Questions' #he loves it too #ballister #ballister boldheart #ambrosius #ambrosius goldenloin #Ambrosius doesn't care if it's a gag gift or not to him it shows how far they've come and he loves it #(catch him crying happy tears over a shirt that literally calls him an asshole)

[the-magnusinstitute]

Has anyone ever come to give a statement about dentists or given you random teeth??

We have lots of statements about teeth! The filing system is, apparently, in some disarray, but Sasha (shoutout to Sasha) says they have a whole box just labelled ‘teeth’.

The contents of this box were not made clear to me. I can only assume they’re statements. You can apply on our website for a permit to come in and have a look!

#magposting #answering asks #there are so. many. teeth. #they get left everywhere #mug in the kitchen left out? #teeth. #lost filing cabinet? #teeth . #half of artefact storage??? #TEETH! #tmagpod #the magnus archives #tma #tmagp #the magnus institute #corpo content

[shesalewa]

Does anybody know that one Tumblr post about a person just realizing that Tea tastes different when heated up??? I wanna know how they're doing now.

#which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different when you put it on hot water? #😨 you're putting it on cold water...? #RADISH. ANSWER THE QUESTION RADISH. #yeah...? i thought for like 5 yearsthat people put it into hot water to spped up the “tea-iffaction” process didn't realize there was an #actually reason. YOU DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO MICROWAVE WATER FOR 3 MINUTES?! #WHY. ARE. YOU. PUTTING IT IN A MICROWAVE. TO BOIL IT!? #DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE PATIENCE TO BOIL WATER ON A STOVE? #IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE. bestie. IS YOUR STOVETOP UP BY THE F-CKING SUN?! #HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON A STOVE?! #LIKE 7 MINUTES?! just stick the mug ontop of the stove. on medium heat. and it boils in like less than 2 minutes. less than that and you use #a sauce pan! YOU'RE PUTTING THE WHOLE MUG ON THE STOVE?! ON MEDIUM HEAT?! your stove is enchanted... #every single person on this post is a f-cking lunatic #DO NONE OF YOU OWN A F-CKING KETTLE??!?!!

[envysparkler]

I'm curious about this Uno reverse batfamily adoption fic idea. What is it going to be about? All the batkids parents are alive and try to coparents Bruce and the robins?

The story starts when a newly minted Batman goes to a circus. He runs into a panicking baby Dick before the show starts, who claims that there's a bad man doing something to the ropes. Bruce rushes off to stop him, gets lightly stabbed, and decides to buy Haly's Circus so this kind of thing doesn't happen again.

The Grayson family happily adopt him. No amount of persuading will convince Dick Grayson that Bruce is not his new older brother. Alfred is happy to have more people looking out for Bruce. Bruce is defeated and resignedly accepts his new parental figures, since it appears that Haly's Circus is going to stay in Gotham.

[you can insert subplot about court of owls here or not.]

Bruce Wayne is in Crime Alley on the anniversary of his parents' death. He gets mugged, which causes a flashback and a panic attack, and a kind passerby coaches him through it while her son scowls at him the whole time. Catherine Todd invites him up for a cup of tea and Bruce meets her husband. He can see where Jason gets the scowl from. Willis gives back Bruce's wallet and keys without saying where he got them from. The car's tires, however, are a lost cause.

[honestly the dramatic tension here from Batman running into Willis as one of Two-Face's lackeys would be delicious. also feat Willis finally revealing Catherine's medical issues which of course leads to Bruce paying for treatment and Jason starting to trust him.]

This Batman has no Robin. This does not stop little Timmy's fascination with nighttime photography, which Janet encourages. Children need to spend time outside, she can brag about her baby's talent, and honestly all the traveling means she's up at odd hours when she's in Gotham anyway. But all that Bat-watching gets Janet thinking and she figures out that Bruce is Batman in a couple of months. Tim is his mother's son, after all. Janet, previously very annoyed with Brucie Wayne, now realizes the whole thing is an act, and is very amused. She can use this to troll Gotham's snooty high society and get a good laugh out of those stuffy galas. Jack is always game to go along with a good joke.

[The Drakes, frequent visitors to the circus ever since little Dick Grayson picked up baby Timmy and proclaimed that he'd do a special flip just for him, find out that the Graysons also know Bruce. They meet the Todds on another trip. If Bruce knew that there were three different sets of Gotham parents conspiring about him, he'd probably flee permanently to the Watchtower.]

Talia...well, it would be a bit awkward for Talia to adopt Bruce. But you don't have to change much to have Ra's be the kind of father that's obsessed with that One Boyfriend you brought for dinner five years ago and won't stop asking when he's coming back.

[Why, yes, Ra's does join the monthly meetings of the Bruce Wayne Protection Squad. If only to weigh in on the "who should Bruce date" debate. They're going to be his future in-law after all.]

Batman runs into David Cain and Lady Shiva on two separate missions, both of which end in injuries for Bruce, but a little girl sticks bandaids with colorful print on him so he guesses it's okay. Her parents have split custody of Cass and now apparently Bruce too, if the way they grouse at him about the proper way to take on assassins is any indication.

Batman ends up in the hospital and Crystal Brown is the nurse that's assigned to his care. The only thing that stops a delirious Batman from trying to get out of bed is Stephanie Brown's detailed stories. Some time later, Cluemaster kidnaps Batman--not to unmask his identity, but to interrogate him on his postoperative care because his wife and daughter were worrying.

Gordon's already pretty much adopted him, so nothing has to change there.

Bonus: Bruce is a fantastic babysitter. He's attentive and careful. Also, all the kids think he's super cool because he's Batman, which is very flattering. And whenever one of them starts making noises about joining him in fighting crime, he can drop them back off at their parents.

#envy answers #fic ideas #batfam #reverse uno adoption #bruce is adopted by all the parents #kidnapping #mugging #panic attacks #stabbing #unconventional adoption

[askteacupfollie]

Mug, quick! Treat or meat🍖!!

Mugman- to be honest I'm nervous of both...

(Mod- I really am all out of sorts arnt I....)

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