#my favourite bisexual stoner

[well-liked-but-ineffectual]

I was bored, so here are some NPMD headcanons

Steph -AFAB, she/they -biromantic, bisexual, and polyamorous -She can pull anyone and everyone -she dyes her hair a lot -They do really good makeup and put makeup on the rest of the nerdy prudes -She kinda smells like nutmeg? -She plays a lot of video games -Lowkey a twitter comedian -Allergic to cats and pollen -Likes sweet foods more than salty -Their favourite movie is Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Pete -AMAB, he/they + neos -biromantic and bisexual -the most responsible out of the group -not when it comes to Steph though, he would do anything for her -he would jump off a bridge if they did -Steph sometimes puts makeup on them and no one wants to admit it but they would make a really pretty girl -He reads a lot of classic novels and writes like dissertations on that shit for fun -most likely out of the nerdy prudes to join the smoke club -Spends like 75% of his time day dreaming but also somehow takes impeccable notes in school -They like the spring but get major allergies -falls in love super easily -enjoys gardening -Left handed and has pretty handwriting -favourite colour is green

Ruth -she/they/he + neos -She could be trans or cis i honestly don't know -biromantic and bisexual they will take anyone who will have them -Charlotte’s younger half-sister -Theatre kid till the day she dies (literally) -Knows a lot about mushrooms -can read tarot cards -Listens to old weird music like Kate Bush, showtunes, or like......fucking Hazbin Hotel music -Bo Burnham liker -Changes her name a lot but never sticks with it -Knows a lot of obscure plays -also falls in love super easily

Richie -AFAB he/him -bisexual and demibiromantic -He’s really not all that concerned with romance -He kind of has a thing for Steph though (everyone does) -tries to get his friends into anime but none of them really understand it -he’s an anime guy, ruth's a theatre guy. they may be besties but they just don't quite understand each other -Reada a ton of comic books -plays Pokémon -beats everyone at Super Smash Bros and Mario Kart EXCEPT Steph -one time he beat Paul (his uncle) at Mario Kart and Paul had a midlife crisis -he makes kandi and gives them to all his friends -Gets gender envy from anime characters

Grace -AFAB, she/her -lesbian -Okay she's the other most likely nerdy prude to join the smoke club -i have this idea in my head of her and Pete becoming stoners together -her and Pete are besties kind of -Really just a bundle of anxiety -knows a lot about botany -has like six versions of the same exact outfit -rides her bike everywhere -Has the shakiest hands of all time -Gets really nervous around Steph -stress baker

Max -AMAB, he/him -biromantic and bisexual because I said so. bi rights. -Unironically down kind of bad for Grace. She sort of hates him and is sort of just scared of him -possibly the worst cook known to man -okay so in my head he tries to impress Grace all the time but it never works -also has a lowkey massive crush on Kyle.....why else would he be so adamant that he can't date Brenda -Chronically offline. He won't STOP touching grass. He doesn't own a phone -has no concept of personal boundaries -Kind of a theatre kid. Secretly.

#jay's soliloquies #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #grace chasity #steph lauter #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #peter spankoffski #max jagerman

[akajustmerry]

Sure, but can you reccomend some good LGBT media that isn't about high school?

i feel like you're maybe being sarcastic??? whatever, either way here is some of my favourite non-high school lgbt media (just generally do not watch these if you're a minor).

the bisexual, limited series - iranian bicon desiree akhavan stars, writes and directs this series about a woman in her 30s who breaks up with her longtime gf and starts exploring her bisexuality

search party, 5 seasons - an absurd dramedy about a group of queer friends in their late 20s trying to find their purpose. imagine how to get away with murder, but if everyone was a stoner and/or theatre kid

suk suk (twilight's kiss) - one of my favorite queer films about 2 elderly men in Hong Kong who fall in love. Its also a beautiful portrait of the older queer community in Hong Kong

sort of, 1 season - this series is about sabi, a genderqueer Pakistani American navigating their mid 20s.

harley quinn, the animated series - this series is literally about harley falling in love with poison ivy. don't complain there's no bi harley rep if you haven't watched this.

suicide by sunlight - a short film about a Black bisexual vampire. i love it SOOOOOO much.

work in progress, 2 seasons - dramedy about a lesbian in her 40s who is suffering suicidal ideation and falls in love with a younger trans man.

the watermelon woman, film - a brilliant film about a Black lesbian investigating an old hollywood Black lesbian actress for her latest film project!

sense8 - seems silly to rec this since its a tumblr darling, but in case you haven't seen scifi series Sense8 about 8 people who can connect to each other's minds, its good fun! not always perfect, but good fun! made by the Wachowskis of the Matrix fame!

Dickinson - if you liked the fun historical adjacent exploration of queerness via historical figures in ofmd, but, you know, wanna see wlw and also don't want the show to stinge on acknowledging historical context - watch Dickinson! its about famous probably lesbian poet, Emily Dickinson and is probably one of the best shows ever made!

#lgbt #tv #/

[jareauwalker]

do you have any JJ or Emily or Jemily hcs?

hmmm off the top of my head a few:

jj's bisexual awakening was michelle pfeiffer as catwoman

this isn't like fully fleshed out in my mind but i feel strongly abt emily being a bit of a stoner in university and jj literally never having smoked bc of random drug tests from the ncaa (and even once she was done school she went into the fbi academy and weed wasn't legalized at that point so she still felt weird about it and just never did it) anyways, emily learned this about jj sometime in their 40s and long story short at their next girls night with tara and penelope, emily brought edibles

emily's favourite movie is beaches, but she'd never actually admit it

jj regularly falls asleep on emily's shoulder in the bau jet

it took jj a hot minute to identify her crush on emily as a crush, she went through all the stages of "oh i want to be just like her" and "oh i want to be friends with her" for months before she got to "oh i want her"

#criminal minds #jennifer jareau hc #emily prentiss hc #jemily hc

[boqvistsbabe]

Ok so fun gossip I heard

- 2 of the hockey boys had been secretly (nothing is actually a secret to me) dating for like 2 years but one is a science god who weightlifts competitively and plays 2/3 other sports very well and the other dropped out to smoke weed so they don't talk anymore and that is almost definitely the stoners fault and the nice really smart one is now stuck with a bunch of assholes because that was his only friend and he doesn't know that the queer femmes would adopt him to carry our bags

- there's a really popular girl who reads like Harry potter and colleen hoover (this is irrelevant I just like slander) exclusively who wants to be a radical politician but has never read any theory and don't follow politics

- the self appointed queen bee who cheated on her decent blonde bf by hooking up with her ex bffs abusive ex and then she left him for blondie and now has an on and off throuple with blondie and his besties, both of them are proclaimed straight and all of the are friends with shithead

- same queen bee and blondie, she posted on her til tok her rice purity score and it said that she had never come during sex, they were together for like 5 years and she has caught him watching porn while they fuck

- the annoying ass conservative dude who is like 6'6 and is the bad bitch lesbians man servant (he says friend but idk) started a fight with a known tiny 14 year old gang member and when a knife got pulled his mom, who works at the school, called the cops, same day a kid got stabbed in the head with a pencil during math but that was unrelated

- the grade 11 gymrat that my friends and I are fairy gay parenting into leftism at the start of the year believed that drug dealers deserve the death sentence (we are canadian???) and his ex gf's brother is in prison for petty drug crimes and his new gf is a scary bisexual weed dealer but I influenced him to be way better and they are a power couple

- all of the boys bathrooms are missing the soap dispenser and the mirrors, sinks and toilet seats are regularly stolen also once a custodian quit after having just walked into the main one

- we had a 3 hour secure school because a girl punched the librarian and the librarian passed out and then the girl hid somewhere in the school

- at a beach party during the summer my favourite random school person (you know what I mean, right?) was super drunk and shot a firework at the police, put his Crocs in sport mode and then ran away, successfully as well

- same dude had a job at an arcade and would break in during the night to just vibe with the lasers and run around drinking and smoking I guess, he also once hid from the cops in a tree, he postef all of this on his snap

I can't think of other big ones but this should do for now

Omg it’s been forever and a day since you sent this but I’m still gonna react to this lol

- okay first of all what a story second of all I feel bad for the one guy 😢

- okay but like that checks out based on the books soooo

- wild absolutely wild. First of all cheating is so bad but somehow who she cheated with made it even worse? Also throuple?!

- NOTHING IN FIVE YEARS?! WHAT IS BRO DOING WRONG (obvi everything but like omg) also while they fuck? 🫢

- man servant I love 💀💀 also hang member? ! And a pencil stabbing? That’s a lot on one day

- death sentence?! Omg?! Literally what? Also ur so slay for that tho

- it’s giving devious licks 💀😭 also that’s so real

- why did she punch the librarian 😭 like what

- (ik what u mean, i love my random people) AT?! Also putting the crocs in sport mode then running is such a funny picture

- this guy sounds like such a vibe tbh

#IM SO SORRY THIS IS LEGIT FROM FOREVER AGO #BUT IT WAS SO ENTERTAINING #friend tag

[koozacat]

smol

#tlou2 #the last of us #the last of us 2 #dina tlou #dina nolastname #she’s so tiny #my favourite bisexual stoner

[mikey-is-punk]

ah yes my favourite bisexual himbo stoners who have accidentally fallen in love with their best friends who are lesbians

#stranger things #steve harrington #i am not okay with this #stanley barber #st #ianowt

[jiminiejamie]

Bts!Stoner AU introduction

before we begin, i am in no way promoting people to smoke weed (well i kinda am) but i mean no harm in creating this, i just really like AUs for BTS and i thought this would be very interesting and frankly hilarious to imagine them like this lol. If you have any suggestions to add to the boys info or a situation you'd like to see them in please let me know I'd love to explore these characters and their lives!!

MY AO3:

Members:

Jin

Age: 26

Job: nobody knows, imagine chandler from friends, he has a job but nobody knows eXACTLY what it is. It includes maths and IT.

Sexuality: He’s quite ‘fluid’ and very open, most of his relationships have been open. His last relationship ended a few months back and they'd been together for 3 years so he is… how do you put this lightly.. He's been very horny lately so he has a few people he's seeing. (nothing serious!!)

Housing situation: Lives in a flat with namjoon and yoongi. It’s a relatively nice flat, four bedrooms for the three guys, they've tried in the past with a fourth roommate but they either moved on with their lives?? Or it went BAD.

Crushes: Namjoon..kinda.. He's kinda a cutie or whatever ;))) no but seriously Jin has had a lil crush on Namjoon for a while, he’d never do anything tho…. Also he’s WELL aware jungkook likes him a lil but let's be real, jungkook likes everyone.

Smoking/weed preferences: Jin is nowhere near the biggest stoner of the group, he has smoked and he still does every few sESHES, if he is to get high he much prefers edibles but even then it's not that often. He’s normally the designated sober guy at the seshes, he doesn't mind tho. Because of this his tolerance is the lowest of the groups by far, if Jin’s getting high, someone else has to be sober since sometimes handsome gets a lil too high, especially since the rest of the groups tolerance is qUITE high.

‘Fave weed method?’ : Edibles

Drinking preferences: Our Jin is a drinker, he loves a drink. So sOMETIMES at seshes he’ll drink while the rest smoke and it works quite well. Most often he is drinking some sort of spirit, he loves a vodka :)))

Room decor ;): very warm tones!! Beige, oranges, browns, very clean most of the time. He has a lil mini fridge with snacks and drinks for when people are in his room, mostly kook :)

Hobbies: He spends a lot of time on interior design! The apartment is BEAUTIFUL compared to Hoseok, Jimin and Taehyung’s flat. He is constantly rearranging, buying decor. It is nice for Yoongi and Namjoon to have a nice home but it drives them crazy when they come home and the apartment has an entirely different layout.

What do they smell like: he has that ermmm… old smell? Hard to explain but he smells like the oLD aesthetic, a slight scent of yoongi’s cigarettes, a slight smell of his flatmate’s weed, and the smell of old books. A VERY pretty smell.

Yoongi

Age: 25

Job: Editor! He edits videos for quite a few youtubers which is his fave job but he also works in a cinema on the side. He ideally in the future wants to just edit and potentially work for a company editing. The cinema job is quite literally the least favourite thing in his life. He dreads it every day and his managers are assholes, BUT the rest of the boys will  not let him quit because they get discounts on screenings and free food :))

Sexuality: Bisexual, his last relationship the guy cheated on him and Hoseok nearly had a fight outside a bar when he saw they guy the week after lol. But Yoongi’s been single for a while but he quite likes fucking around with strangers recently :)

Housing: Lives in a flat with Namjoon and Jin. It’s a relatively nice flat, four bedrooms for the three guys, they've tried in the past with a fourth roommate but they either moved on with their lives?? Or it went BAD.

Crushes: Hoseok :))) Him and Hoseok had a thing a while back, nothing serious but Hoseok got a boyfriend which Yoongi was obviously fine with all they did was fuck around high. But once Hoseok and his boyfriend broke up, he and Yoongi didn't really reconnect the way they did and Yoongi misses it a lil. Shhh dont tell anyone but Hoseok misses it too. Also of course Yoongi is well aware of the crush Jungkook has on him but once again Jungkook likes all of them.

Smoking preferences: My guy Yoongi likes weed a whole bunch, he loves it. One of the decided stoners in the group. He is high basically everyday, his tolerance is through the ROOF. Him and Namjoon introduced weed into the gang and Jin LOVES to make them feel guilty about turning 17 year old Jungkook at the time into a stoner. No hard feelings though, they didn't actually let Jungkook smoke with them for a while.

Fave weed method: Joint

Drinking preferences: loves whiskey, doesn't drink very often because he is the biggest lightweight you have ever seen. ONE glass of whiskey and he's gone. The boys have gotten him very pissed a few times, the worst  being when Yoongi ended up in hospital because they thought they poisoned him. Turns out he was fine, he was just very vERY sick. So yeah, he’ll drink on occasion but very very rarely.

Room decor ;): imagine a tumblr user from 2014’s dream room, it's like that. Walls painted black with psychedelic mushrooms on the walls, vinyls stuck to the walls, photos of friends, and cant forget the LEDS which are only ever red or green. He likes to make it green if he's high because he thinks he’s hilarious. Also his room smells of weed, incense from Joon, cigarettes (he and Taehyung are the only cigarette smokers) and Linxs Africa because despite being 25 years old, he is still a teenager.

Hobbies: makes music, but nobody actually knows. He hires out a room in a studio and makes music. He’d die if people actually found out, even if he is proud of a song nobody gets to hear it. Jungkook heard one once coming from Yoongi’s phone and asked who that was but Yoongi just replied with a shrug

What do they smell like: cigarettes, his expensive aftershave that the boys love so much, he buys one every year for his own birthday because it's EXPENSIVE so he has to make one last a whole year, but it is so worth it it smells aMAZING.

Hoseok

Age: 24

Job: He is a preschool teacher. He teaches 3-5 year olds and he is vERY good with kids. Sometimes in public his students will come up to him and when he’s with another one of the boys, they MELT he is so sweet with them and it's so clear he has such a passion for the children and letting them learn. Another job he has is he teaches dance lessons to people, children and adults!!

Sexuality: He’s gay, he thought he was straight until recently-ish, he only learnt he was gay when he was around 22 so its only been the past 2 years he’s known and hes been out to the boys for about 1.5 years now. He’s had numerous girlfriends in the past but is yet to have a boyfriend, which the boys love as they get to be lil hunters trying to find someone for Hoseok.

Housing: Lives in a flat with Taehyung and Jimin, it also has 4 bedrooms like the other flat. The difference with this one is that they don’t have interior designer Jin living with them. It's an actual wreck. It's not MESSY per say, it's just the weirdest looking place ever. If you've never been high before this flat is NOT the place you wanna do it in. Overwhelming af, Jungkook learnt that the hard way.

Crushes: He misses Yoongi (mentioned before), but he really doesnt wanna make the first move to get back what they had because he's worried Yoongi will think hes needy and weird(yoongi would never think that lol) Oh and the Jungkook thing to, poor kook loves them all :(((

Smoking preferences: stoner, stoner, stoner. Sober Hoseok is a rare sight, let's be real. BUT he is mature about it and does not abuse it (disclaimer:: None of the members abuse drugs or alcohol it's just vibes man, and for the sake of the plotline, they all keep each other in check in terms of they stuff they are smoking <3) but yes Hoseok is a STONER, textbook definition of a stoner, down to his dress sense. You would know he was a stoner from 3 miles away, well you'd smell him from about 15 miles lol. Is the kind of stoner thay will smoke anything, strains are bullshit to him, if he gets high it's good weed for him.

Fave weed method: Bongs

Drinking preferences: Doesn't drink at all. His family were drinkers growing up and he doesn't even like to be around people who are insanely drunk. He has drank in the past but it really isn't for him. Also he has a predetermined opinion of alcohol from his family and he is vERY scared he would act like them drunk so he doesn't touch it.

Room decor ;): Once again, exactly how you'd imagine it, has the messiest room of all of them, besides mAYBE Kook. He has sO many bongs, I'd say he has one in every single place it will fit. Nightstands, wardrobes, drawers, he has about 12 in his room. Thrasher everywhere and he doesn't even skate he just likes it. Music playing 24/7, even at night it just is turned down much more. Taehyung loves Hoseok’s room vERY MUCH.

Hobbies: Dancing!! He loves dancing, he dances everywhere constantly, his room and Jimin’s are right next to each other and Jimin complains at least 34 times a week.

What do they smell like: the only one who vERY rarely smells like weed! Although he probably smokes the most he can not risk smelling a lot like weed even in public since a parent could see him and boom he’s lost his job. But he smells very clean at all times. This makes no sense but he smells warm? Not in a sweaty way lol, in a comforting way, all i can describe it as warm??? Idk 

Namjoon

Age: 24

Job: Owns in a wellness/self care/spirituality store. The most beautiful place you've ever seen. Crystals, incense, yoga, and a lot of healthy foods. It's a very nice and ‘aesthetic’ shop and he also does tarot readings in the back room which the boys enjoy a lot. Speaking of the room in the back, when the shop is closed some days during the week they all sit in there and get higher than the clouds, a prime hangout spot for the group. Also on the side Namjoon sells weed, mostly to just the boys and mutual friends though. 

Sexuality: namjoon is currently questioning! He is straight as far as everyone knows, he has had a few girlfriends over the years but he is now thinking whether he likes men? He isn't sure and it's causing some stress for him since he questioned when he was around 16 and he kind of just forgot about it?? He is thinking about going to some of the members and talking about it as he is well aware those gay mf will always help him.

Housing: Lives in a flat with Yoongi and Jin. It’s a relatively nice flat, four bedrooms for the three guys, they've tried in the past with a fourth roommate but they either moved on with their lives?? Or it went BAD.+

Crushes: He doesnt think he has a crush on anyone at the moment, but he is still figuring out the difference between platonic and romantic feelings about men but he thinks Yoongi is quite pretty (why is this so cute aww) but yeah he’s working on it <3

Smoking preferences: He sells weed so he obviously smokes quite a lot, he is one of the most chill smokers. Random thing he was REALLY against kook smoking when they all first met but kook eventually convinced them all it took namjoon mUCH longer to come around since he’s much younger but aNYWAY back to namjoon. He always has a joint on him. Last year he went to the extent of buying a lil box to keep one in his pocket to stop it from snapping which lets be real he should have bought a lil box much earlier than last year.

Fave weed method: Joints/Bongs

Drinking preferences: loves a beer he does!! Someone that often drinks with Jimin. They love going to the club together when the others don't wanna go anywhere. Sometimes he has phases when he prefers drinking to smoking!

Room decor ;): its giving incense smell, its giving spirituality, its giving crystals, but it's also giving weed smell, rolling trays and pure vibes (that sounds very cringy) He has a yoga mat in front of his bed, and he in fact does use it every morning.

Hobbies: Yoga obviously, but also he really enjoys spending time with Jin in his shop. He obviously LOVES when everyone is in the shop but when it's just him and Jin he gets to hear Jin talk about ideas for the shop and how it can be better. His main hobby is spirituality and wellness though, he spends his DAY researching and learning!!

What do they smell like: Incense, weed and his really pretty scents that he sells in his shops. His favourite smell he sells is tobacco and orange which is dIVINE, jungkook’s is not shy to shoving his head in namjoon’s neck when he's high and just ‘breathing’

Jimin

Age: 21

Job: ‘accountant'..if you know what i mean. No seriously he has onlyfans which fund most of his life but he also sometimes works in the local strip clubs which the boys take a lot of pride in going in whenever he's working. Only because Jimin refuses to give any of them his onlyfans name!!

Sexuality: very veRY VERY gay.

Housing: Lives in a flat with Taehyung and Hoseok, it also has 4 bedrooms like the other flat. The difference with this one is that they don’t have interior designer Jin living with them. It's an actual wreck. It's not MESSY per say, it's just the weirdest looking place ever. If you've never been high before this flat is NOT the place you wanna do it in. Overwhelming af, Jungkook learnt that the hard way.

Crushes: One of the only guys who doesn't have a lil crush on another one in the group. BUT he has a very good eye for figuring out who might. I can guarantee Jimin is aware of every single crush within the group.

Smoking preferences: He has smoked in the past, have you SEEN his friend group? Of course he has. But he prefers not to because he’s not a massive lover of the feeling of being high. Getting cross-faded tho? That's something he likes to get involved in. Jimim likes getting FUCKED UP, which isnt the smartest thing to do but he loves it and lets be real…so does his onlyfans supporters.

Fave weed method: Edibles

Drinking preferences: Wine, spirits, beer? It's all good. Jimin looooves alcohol. Biggest drinker in the group 100%. Is his tolerance high? No, but he will still outdrink the whole group.

Room decor ;): Very classy, a sexy vibe bc if my boy is taking photos *wink* He needs a good background. LEDS also, always red, doesn't matter time of day or occasion always red.

Hobbies: clubbing, not rlly a hOBBY but he loves it. He also draws all the time but only Tae gets to see his drawings and Taehyung prides himself on the fact that only he gets to see them!!

What do they smell like: fresh plant vibe, descriptors would be: sunny, refreshing. He very rarely smells of weed just as he does it much less basically not at all.

Taehyung

Age: 21

Job: Tae works as a photographer. He has his own photography business that he set up in the past few months. He's only gone ‘professional’ and created it into a business in the past few months since he'd been doing weddings of people he knew, photoshoots for his semi-influencer friends and namjoon told him one day he should go professional since he already has a lot of pre-existing clients and charging people would mean he could quit his job at the library. He did enjoy his job at the library, he would just talk to some old people and get high on his break but he only had the job for the money which he now didn't need.

Sexuality: Taehyung is a lil quirky, he doesn't know if there is a label for what he experiences so he just says Bisxual but it is definitely not jUST bisexual. He doesn't have any desire to date men, he dates women and he has had multiple girlfriends. But he will fuck men, and he likes men he just doesn’t date men. Which for a while he thought was internalised homophobia but after trying to date a guy he realised he just didn't like the idea of having a boyfriend. (BTW if anyone knows the label, or a better way of describing this pls lmk <3)

Housing: Lives in a flat with Jimin and Hoseok, it also has 4 bedrooms like the other flat. The difference with this one is that they don’t have interior designer Jin living with them. It's an actual wreck. It's not MESSY per say, it's just the weirdest looking place ever. If you've never been high before this flat is NOT the place you wanna do it in. Overwhelming af, Jungkook learnt that the hard way.

Crushes: he really likes Jungkook, like he really likes Jungkook. Everyone is aware other than Jungkook. It’s adorable watching Taehyung dote over him and Jungkook being oblivious <3

Smoking preferences: Loves a cheeky blunt, doesn’t use them a lot as no one else is a massive fan but he loves them :))) but joints with Namjoon at 3am is his favourite thing <33

Fave weed method: Blunts/Joints

Drinking preferences: Much like Jin is also a vodka drinker. Not a lightweight at all, pisses him off sometimes but it is a good thing there's always someone who can be there for the rest of the group!!

Room decor ;): He always has music playing, it's always from his record player. Jimin and Hoseok love to call him an old man. The music playing drives Jimin mental as both of his flatmates are aLWAYS playing music so he has to choose between Hoseok’s stoner/indie music or Taehyung’s 50s/classical music. Creates an odd vibe in the flat but very fun. Tae’s room is the stereotypical skater room. Old boards on the walls, posters and a lot of black. Like Yoongi, his room also smells like cigarettes at times.

Hobbies: He really likes skateboarding!! Is he good at it? Not really he only started a few months ago and he is getting better! He loves making Hoseok go to the skatepark with him and take videos of him, very cute bonding sessions for them.

What do they smell like: cigarettes, with a slight smell of weed, more cigarettes and then more cigarettes. 

Jungkook.

Age: 19

Job: is only a wee kid so he works in a shoe shop in a shopping mall. Much like Yoongi’s job he has the worst manager on the planet and all the other staff are 45+ so every shift he talks to no one all shift. He hates it so much that one of the boys normally picks him up after he’s finished and goes out with him to cheer him up. His ‘goal’ is to be a tattoo artist so he has been working on a portfolio and is looking for places he'd like to do his tattoo artist apprenticeship.

Sexuality: nobody ask him or he will cry. He has been aware he’s not straight since he was around 14, he has panicked himself since as he is yet to find a label that fits him and he doesn't know what a lot of his feelings mean and it scares him that he needs to find an identity. Jin told him recently that he doesn't need a label!! Jin doesn't label himself and mentioned to Jungkook that unlabeled is jUST as valid as anyone who has a label. The word ‘queer’ is somethign that resonates with Jungkook so he has been using that recently.

Housing: This lil 19 year old still lives with his Mom, trust me you don’t need to bully him, heh gets enough shit from the boys. Although he lives with his Mom, he crashes in the spare room of one of the flats a lot of the time. He was going to buy his own flat once he saved from his job but the boys said he’s more than welcome at either flat. He just needs to decide which one lol.

Crushes: All of them, he loves them all so much. He cherished all the hugs and cheek/forehead kisses he gets when a member is high. What he doesn't know is that all of the members are well aware of his lil crushes on everyone. Poor thing thinks he's so fly and nobody has caught him.

Smoking preferences: oK, he was quite young when he became friends with the rest of them and they flat out refused to let him smoke, or even get high around him massively. Which used to irritate him so much he was so confused why since Tae and Jimin were only 2 years older?? But he experienced the age-old tale of accidentally eating an edible that Hoseok left out and the rest berated him for wEEKS. From then on they let him smoke sometimes and it took a while for Namjoon to agree with it just because he was still living with his Mom. Eventually he became the stoner they all know and love. Jungkook high is the sweetest thing ever. He is just adorable, chilled and hilarious. But still to this day Hoseok is blamed for ‘corrupting the child’

Fave weed method: Edibles/Bongs

Drinking preferences: He only started drinking in the last year so isn't very good at it. He often gets too drunk accidentally so he doesn't drink mUCH but he has had enough bad experiences in the past to stop him from going too far now.

Room decor ;): His room hasn't changed much since he was a younger teenager, he still has blue walls and pictures of his family on the walls, which is fine but he sometimes gets quite insecure of it as the rest of the boys have their own homes and he lives with his Mom. His Mom always said that since Kook’s older brother moved out, Jungkook should redo his brother's room and he could have it how he wants, which he was going to do for a while but since he's planning to move into one of the apartments he never bothered. Also his room is the only one that doesn't sTINK of weed, his Mom would kill him if he stunk the house out. She knows what the group get up to because he really isn't that subtle when high and she had a conversation with him saying she doesn't care what he gets up to (he's an adult and she only cares that he’s safe and she knows the rest of the boys are mature), so yeah she doesnt care what he does with his time but she would prefer nothing happened in her house, which Jungkook respects.

Hobbies: loving his friends, no JOKING but not really lol. He really likes gaming! He's a lil gamer, his favourite thing is getting high and playing video games all night!!

What do they smell like: monster energy, weed, taehyung’s cigarettes (which he hates the smell of) and some random aftershave his grandad bought him last christmas.

#bts #bts stoner #bts stoner au #bts weed #btsweed #new writing project #jungkook #jimin #taehyung #namjoon #jung hoseok #jin #yoongi #bts headcannons #btsheadcanons #headcanon #au #bts au #stoner #weed #bts are stoners

[open-three-inches]

ponyboy’s coming of age headcannons🤍🤍

when he’s fourteen his favourite songs are my generation by the who and don’t think twice it’s alright by bob dylan

 the gang tease the hell out of him for liking bob dylan

 they call him a hippie

 this changes when he first hears led zeppelin on the radio in the late 60s, his soul literally ascends from his body when he hears robert plants voice for the first time 

 he shoots up in height at around fourteen and half

 by 15 he’s taller than Soda

 Soda hates it lmao

 grows to be about 6′1

 is terrified of spiders

 soda always gets rid of them for him

 but soda will also chase ponyboy around the whole house with the spider

 ponyboy once gave soda a black eye after he got a spider thrown on him

 he says in was an accident but honestly didn’t feel guilty about it lmao

 darry thought him how to drive

 sodapop came for ‘entertainment purposes’

ponyboy did eventually learn how to drive but it cost him almost losing his life

not from almost crashing or anything, just from darry almost strangling him out of frustration

also has a real dirty mouth

like cursing

he's the worst out of the whole gang for it 

he is such a pretty boy and has most of Tulsa in love with him

he’s pretty dumb and doesn’t realise how good looking he is though

 for example curly flirting with him for years before they got together

 disaster bisexual omfg

 lowkey a hopeless romantic too

 will think nonstop about the boy who held the door open for him or the girl who served him in a restaurant lmaooo

 HE’S A LITTLE SHIT AS WELL

 HIS SMARTMOUTH FUCK

imagine the sass of eric forman, harry potter and jess mariano all rolled into one

that’s ponyboy

everyone thinks he’s really nice but then he’ll hit someone with a roast that is so fuckin good that they will cry for the person who was insulted 

its steve getting roasted most of the time

 he’s really really witty

 becomes a lot more outspoken as he gets older

 very talented at hot wiring cars

still hates fighting but has and will break anyone’s nose if he feels the need to

 has his first kiss at 14 with a girl named betty

 he dated her for a while 

 he dated a good few people in his teenage years

 once he went skinny dipping with his then boyfriend and got caught by police and was brought home in a cop car

 darry hit the roof 

 steve claims the greatest moment of his life was ponyboy being led into the curtis house by a policeman soaking wet and half naked

 never really fell madly in love with anyone he dated though

 until his junior year when he suddenly couldn’t get curly shepard out his  head

 loves animals

 darry wont let them get a pet but ponyboy feeds stray dogs and cats around tulsa

 he has a name for every single one

he considers them his pets.

 in 1967 he cuts school to listen to sgt pepper by the beatles 

 he figures its the greatest album ever made

but he’s really stubborn and won’t admit for months that he likes the beatles after all the shit talking he did about them.

 he gets high for the first time with curly and they listen to the album again

 a stoner. 100%

 he cuts back on smoking cigarettes but gets high all the fucking time 

 has a stash under his mattress for when darry or steve are really pissing him off

has a really good group of friends 

they’re the same age as pony so it’s different to the curtis gang

he considers them brothers anyway so they don’t count

 they get into a lot of shit together

 soda thinks all the stuff they get up to is hilarious 

 darry is tired

 his best friend is a girl named juliet

 lesbian + bi duo

 juliet has common sense, something which ponyboy lacks, so they work well together.

 they talk about girls together

 juliet has a girlfriend named flo and they’re very much in love <3

 ponyboy will third wheel them sometimes lmao

 like he did with johnny and dal

him and curly finally start dating when ponyboy’s 16 going on 17

it surprises him how quickly he fell in love with curly

they’re both absolutely whipped for each other

darry and soda don’t really like curly but pony makes it clear they have to just put up with him

curly doesn’t exactly help, pissing darry and soda off seems to be his favourite pastime

they open up to each other about everything 

pony tells curly all about windrixville

 he thinks about johnny and dally a lot still

 he still has johnny’s letter inside the gone with the wind

 it’s really important to him, it comes with him to college.

 speaking of which, he goes to columbia university in new york

 full scholarship bby

 wasn’t going to go due to the fact it was so far from home, and he didn’t want to be that far from his family

 darry found out and almost killed him

 they had a talk about it though

 it was sweet and it helped pony feel better about leaving tulsa

 he also graduated from high school top of his class

 sodapop bawled at his graduation and two-bit made a poster for him

 he went to see his parents after his grad

 he really did wish they had been there for it

 curly didn’t see him graduate either which really hurt ponyboy

 they had gotten into a big fight a week or so before

 the reality of ponyboy leaving tulsa had been the elephant in the room for a while, but both of them were just avoiding it

 eventually tensions rise and both of their emotions explode

 they say things they regret and curly storms away from ponyboy

 curly later gets hauled in for getting into a bar fight

 so he misses ponyboy’s graduation

ponyboy loves curly more than anything and he knows curly loves him just as much

but he also knows it won’t work

so he visits curly in jail 

he keeps his emotions under control while he’s there like he always has had to do living on the east side

he tells curly that he’s leaving in a few weeks 

curly, who has always been closed off about his emotions, pleads with ponyboy to stay through tears

ponyboy loves curly but he can’t stay in this town anymore

and curly can’t seem to bring himself to leave it

so they break up

he cries himself to sleep most nights after

sodapop helps him through it 

he tries not to think about it though, making himself busy with packing and getting ready to leave for new york

he sees curly once more before he leaves

he’s out with his friends for the last time before he leaves when he sees curly, fresh out of jail, with some of the shepard gang

their eyes meet and they hold each others gaze for a few moments

ponyboy breaks it

he can’t quite find the strength to talk to curly

he finds himself wondering for months after what would have happened if he had just talked to curly that night

ponyboy can’t help but hope that curly will show up the day he’s meant to leave for college and everything will be okay again

he doesn’t

both of them are to stubborn for their own good

he leaves new york just after his 18th birthday

his brothers hug him tighter than ever and ponyboy almost changes his mind about leaving right there and then

sodapop, through his tears, swears that if ponyboy doesn’t call them everyday he’ll hunt him down in new york and kick his ass

steve wishes him well and looks almost misty eyed

ponyboy of course makes a smart comment about this which leads to steve rolling his eyes instead

not in a mean way though, almost sentimental, like he’ll actually miss ponyboy 

he drives around the town one more time before he leaves taking in everything and the memories, good and bad, he associated with his home

it’s a bittersweet feeling to leave behind his childhood but ponyboy thinks he’s ready

he almost drives to curlys just to see him one last time

Almost.

#wow this really went off track at the end #it was kind of long so i plan on making a part 2 #it was kind of sad damn #im self reflecting whoops #im sorry this turned into basically a fic at the end #purly #The Outsiders #the outsiders headcanons #Ponyboy Curtis #ponyboy curtis headcanons #curly shepard #coming of age #curtis gang

[jegulusofwesper]

My favourite scooby doo characters were literally scooby, shaggy and the hex girls why are people surprised that I turned out to be a bisexual stoner with anxiety

#shaggy and scooby #scooby doo #hex girls #anxiety #tw: drug mention #stoner

[brynfelan]

For the character ask,

Leon!!!!! >:D I wanna know

Sexuality Headcanon:

he's bisexual, look at that huge safety pin

Gender Headcanon:

dude's cis but absolutely would have 0 shame about doing something a little gnc. he wears eyeliner. i have no proof of this but you know it's right.

A ship I have with said character:

this is a ship i came up with literally out of nowhere but hippie stoner bf hiro and angry punk bf leon has a vibe to it. otherwise, i don't ship leon with anybody but i also ship him with everybody because he's hot and i said so. you know how i've decided soda's just the slut of v2? yeah that's leon for thh

A BROTP I have with said character:

he'd be bros with ibuki no questions fucking asked

A NOTP I have with said character:

uh ??? i don't actually think i have any ship i viscerally hate for him

A random headcanon:

dude's really into ska

General Opinion over said character:

he deserved to not die so early on, i'm still kinda mad about it because he had my favourite design in thh

#look it's rae! #ask game #answered #brainrot

[slasherbastard]

Hi! Can you please do a match up for me if you’re still doing them? I’m female but I really don’t care what pronouns you call me, I’m not picky. I’m bisexual. I’m 5’1 (I hate but also love being so short), really skinny, I don’t know why, I literally eat all the time, um I have dark brown hair that goes down to about midway down my neck, I’m have eyes that are so dark they’re considered black on the color scale, I’m half Mexican-half Norse (I think that’s what you call it, my dad is basically full Viking). I only have one piercing, which is an industrial piercing, I really like goth and hippie clothing but really my go to outfit is sweatpants, and a baggy teeshirt. Um personality wise I’m very mean and cold unless you’re one of the people who I’m very close to, then I’m super loving. A bunch of people say I’m creepy cause I love gorey and scary things like horror movies, true crime documentaries, everything, I even have a rabbit skull in my room that I’m trying to put back together. Um some things I do for fun is watch horror movies, draw, paint, play clarinet, listen to music (preferably country, pop, or heavy metal), and I’ve recently taken up on sculpting with clay and wax, though I can’t get the faces right. Oh and the only other thing about me is that I’m a total stoner, and have a nicotine addiction so✌️. But yeah that’s about it, thank you!

Note: Sorry I am taking years to get through all these requests I’m just trying not to repeat any characters I’ve already done matchups for even though it’s getting realllll tempting. 

But finally, I pair you with

Michael Myers (RZ)!

(gif credit: boodalinski-gifs)

Michael doesn’t really care much for your appearance, he’s just glad you like someone like him - although the height difference does surprise him (for reference, this man is 6’7).  When he first saw your industrial piercing he thought it was cool and wanted to touch it. Hopefully Michael has some extra clothing lying around - unless he just lives and breathes those dirty blue coveralls - because he wouldn’t know how to act if he saw you walking around wearing one of his shirts.

You’re into scary stuff? I can hear the wedding bells. Watching horror movies or true crime docs together is perfect for the two of you. There’s definitely a true crime doc somewhere about Michael but he probably wouldn’t want to watch it. He’s thankful that you aren’t freaked out by blood and gore considering that he’s a literal serial killer and sometimes he’ll surprise you with animal bones. 

He’s not a huge fan of any music that isn’t loud, so he was surprised with how he reacted to hearing you play the clarinet. It was very soothing for him and he definitely wouldn’t mind hearing it more. It might take a bit of time to get Michael used to your music taste - I’m just imagining him trying to listen to Blake Shelton without cringing, no offense.

He tries to act all big and tough even though he’s incredibly touch starved and LOVES how loving you can be - but he also loves your mean side. He’s not used to people being so nice to him and he pretty much craves it whenever you come home. Michael loves spending time with you, one of his favourite past times with you is mask making. By now you probably - definitely -  have a room filled with masks. Would you design masks for him or sketch out some ideas? (possibly OOC, but after your mask dries, imagine the two of you taking your masks and making them kiss).

#Vincent was also a close one #slasherbastard matchups #slasher #horror #writing #rob zombie #rob zombie halloween #halloween 2007 #halloween #michael myers #rob zombie michael myers #rz michael myers

[rabdoidal]

answering some questions about the Unnamed Horror Movie OCs

@shoujo-goddess: does katie do parkour w a cheerleader flair

You know it! She’s a cheerleader and gymnast, probably the type to try out a few different sports before settling on gymnastics!

@shoujo-goddess: is sam a horror movie nerd

Yes, absolutely – I think one of my favourite elements of the Final Girl trope is their ability to analyse the enemy based on what they know from horror movies or from its previous victims. Sam is a film/photography student, and is a total horror nerd – her favourite is Birdemic: Shock And Terror.

@shoujo-goddess: what is the monster they're fighting

A serial killer – I don’t have many concrete ideas other than he’s also a horror movie nerd, who crafts the perfect scenario to get all the victim trope characters (nerd, jock, popular girl, stoner, goth, etc) trapped in the same location so he can pick them off one by one in the most horror movie appropriate order and method. His goal is to live on in infamy as the perfect killer.

@raafling: Did Sam think Katie died?

She did. Sam was absolutely horrified when she heard of Katie’s disappearance, because despite the fact they were part of different social circles, they were still childhood friends. Katie’s presumed death sent Sam into an anxious spiral, causing her to badger anyone that might have clues around town, all so she could figure out who the killer was before he could take anyone else.

@raafling: How was their reunion?

Katie body checked the killer, who had Sam cornered in a storage room at their high school. When they were safe enough to stop and talk, Sam gave her a big hug, explaining that she thought Katie was dead. Definitely tearful, but also a huge relief for both of them.

@raafling: Did they crush on each other before the 'movie'? Is it a mutual pining situation?

Definitely mutual pining during the movie, then after they survive and kill the killer, they go back to Katie’s house and cuddle, not wanting to leave each other’s sides. Sam borrows Katie’s PJs and Katie asks if Sam remembers their weekly sleepovers as kids. The ending is them holding hands and Sam kissing Katie before class.

@reddotsonwhatyoulove: 👀 please talk more about Sam and Katie?

Sure! Katie and Sam are high school juniors (Kevin and Ace are Seniors, not sure about the other characters yet though) living somewhere on the east coast. Katie and Sam grew up on the same block and were best friends for 12 years, until they got into high school and Katie started hanging out with her sporty friends and Sam started hanging out with her nerdy friends. They still see each other sometimes, mostly outside of school, but neither of them quite knows how to reconnect, thinking the other has moved on from being friends.

Sam has an adopted brother named Ace, a stoner and computer whiz, and Katie had a younger brother named Jack that dies in the opening of the movie. Sam is bisexual and Katie is a lesbian, Katie isn’t the most open about her sexuality as she doesn’t want to make her teammates uncomfortable, and Sam feels conflicted because she hates fitting the nerdy bisexual stereotype. Katie knew she liked girls when she saw Princess Leia in A New Hope, and Sam knew she liked girls when she was dared to kiss Katie in 6th grade.

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if anyone has any ideas about them or the story, im open to suggestions!

#personal #ocs #if you have any questions send em in! #long post

[kyliexc]

BUENAAAASSSSSSSSSS ! soy yo , mini from da 6ix , again . coming at you with my original kid . she’s changed just a bit , but still pretty much a god damn  M E S S .  and bad bunny’s vete came on shuffle soOoOooOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEGGO !

chicago’s very own Kylie Castillo has been spotted on madison avenue driving a BMW X5 , welcome ! your resemblance to Becky G is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty second birthday bash  . your chance of surviving new york is uncertain because you’re impulsive , but being loyal might help you . i think being a Aries explains that .  3 things that would paint  a  better picture of you would be a bottle of patron, late night partying and 20grams of weed . 

hit the mfng like button for plots bc I WILL mssge u or else

BASICS ! 

Full Name: kylie valentina castillo

Nickname(s): ky, kyky, k, kybby

Age: 22

Height: 5 ft

Date of Birth: April 15th 1997

Zodiac sign: aries

Hogwarts house: slythindor (slytherin + gryffindor)

Ethnicity: mexican

Nationality: american

Gender: cis female

Pronouns: she/her

Orientation: bisexual

Religion: agnostic-catholic

Tattoos: a peach on her ass, #2 tramp stamp and canon becky g tattoos

Language(s) Spoken: english + spanish

Accent: american with a hint of spanish

BACK STORY ! 

kylie castillo is the third born child from alejandro and lupe castillo ! alejandro was a renowned soccer player from jalisco, mexico . he played for the mexican national team AND for Barcelona FC . lupe castillo is also from jalisco , mexico , but she attended school in spain where she began as a seamstress for a small vintage boutique before going off on her own to start her own exclusive brand that made it big - as in , only those who could really afford the clothing could wear it . lupe is owner to ROSARIO . lupe and alejandro met in spain , but ultimately moved to chicago to settle down with their kids since kylie’s paternal grandparents lived there.

Kylie was born in Chicago , Illinois , but throughout her childhood , she bounced between Chicago, Los Angeles , and Barcelona ! 

kylie took after her dad , immediately falling in love with soccer since she was little . it wasn’t like the castillos pushed her into it , she found the sport herself . kylie , along with her siblings were a sports family in general . most of her siblings got into some sport growing up , whether they took it seriously or not was up to them , but kylie definitely did. 

kylie and her dad are really close for the fact that he basically coached her throughout her entire athletic career . kylie is very competitive because of this , and super into keeping herself fit . she sees a goal , she wants it , and she’ll do anything to get it . her jersey is #3 !

besides soccer , she really loves to sing and it came out of nowhere but it was due to all the family parties she has . often an acoustic guitar would be brought out and everyone , including kylie would be singing along to vincente fernandez - heck , you know the castillos hired a mariachi band to be part of these gatherings . 

ky spent a lot of time with her grandparents who would ALWAYS be blasting old mariachi / love songs , singing at the top of their lungs to each other , and from this kylie enjoyed what music did for her . performing was just another thing that came easy to her . the stage , whether it be an actual stage or just a small little space where she was surrounded by family , it was home to her , and she was never afraid . the one place where she could vocally express herself is through her lyrics . ky and her cousins often would write down song lyrics , pretend to perform for thousands of people - but it wasn’t something she ever thought she’d do . it was just for fun , and she took up extra curriculars besides soccer that related to it . i . e dance , acting , etc. 

yet , that was something else , her eyes were on the prize , and that was soccer . sort of . 

kylie had everything set for her to continue playing soccer after high school , to eventually make it onto the US Women’s Soccer team - yet she deadass started to slowly give it all up at the beginning of her 4th year of high school , hanging with the stoner kids , practicing less , putting less effort. she eventually found the underground rap scene -  she loved soccer , but it was time for something else , especially when her dad was mad at her , the field didn’t feel like home like the stage did .

on soundcloud , and youtube , kylie lent her vocals to some guys she met , being on their tracks . her sound was unique because she sang and rapped in both spanish and english . she was earning a name online , her followers going up and tbh , she wasn’t trying but it came to her and when she saw the numbers rise , and her name get out there a bit . she rlly started working on that part of her life . 

A MESS ?! * TW : abortion , drugs , etc .

in high school , she met giovanni ho ho hoe narciso . they were friends for a long time until finally , they started dating . definitely one of the reasons, but not the main reason why she also didn’t care about the sport as much - but kylie’s dad blamed gio a lot fo kylie not playing soccer . so her dad didn’t like gio , and to make matters worse , he didn’t like gio’s dad . so it was a HOT MESS . kylie ultimately had to choose between her family and gio , and when she said yes to marrying gio , she chose gio .  

18 years old and she ran off to marry gio - except that didn’t happen . 

she woke up one morning , he was gone and she couldn’t get a hold of him anymore . ky really didn’t have a choice besides going back to her family , and BET her dad was all ‘i told you so’ 

she couldn’t contact gio but YOU BET she ended up finding him eventually to get in the lasdt mfng word but that conversation ended up with her just being hurt , and it was the last time she really saw gio . he moved on , whether she believed it or not , he did .

so fast forward not long after that meeting . kylie found out she’s pregnant . obviously , it was gio’s . and she had two choices , keep it or get rid of it . 

without telling anyone , except her best friend , kylie got an abortion . which , no one knows , not even her family , not even gio .

SECRET ! 

        ***again , not many people know this ? but the                  one above is a secret too ?? she’s just full of          secrets. JKFDHDFKG

from 20 - 21 , kylie moved out , hopping from place to place within chicago . but she definitely went off grid . not caring for social media , not contacting her parents . 

kylie went into a strip club and at first it was for jokes , but when she got on the pole - she was actually good ?? JDKHGDKFJHDFKJH so the manager offered her a job and well , bitch took it . so she did that for a year , hanging with the wrong crowd, drinking every day , smoking weed which is a staple for her , but she started to do blow - which is .. not a staple for her . it was a dangerous year for kylie .

but doing blow , and selling it for awhile while working the pole gave her the connections she needed to meet rich guys with status in the music industry. 

so eventually , her EP made it in the hands of a producer for sony music latin . 

so she left the pole and started being featured with big time Latin names 

think cardi b’s start up and yeah , she definitely drugged men and stole from them while doing this too DKJGFHDKFJ

PERSONALITY + CURRENT SITUATION !

kylie’s back bitches ! as in people already knew her but she’s been M.I.A for a year , so she’s back and ppl are like wtf KDJGHDKFJGHSFKDJ and she lives in New York now

currently she’s working on her first album release.

besides the mess , she’s a GOD DAMN GOOD TIME. if you ever need to get drunk and party. kylie is your girl . if you need to get fucked up, you better have her on speed dial.

kylie’s the bitch with the bottle of patron , serving tequila shots , and then dancing on top of tables.

highkey always ready for a fight . she doesn’t care where she is , she will always SWING. don’t play games thinking she’s gonna back down from a fight bc she won’t. if u want a fight , ky will give u one KJDHGKSFJDHGKSDJGH talk shit get hit is her motto and i hate her for it

she has a black cat named mijo

her friends and family are the loves of her life . literally , if you mean something to her , there’s nothing she won’t do for you . she will ADORE YOU

if ur her enemy .... that’s fun too. :)

confident AF

she’s an all around bitch i hate her , but she’s a mess , and she’s funny , and she’s too much sometimes .

too stubborn for her own good all the time bc she thinks she’s always right. 

she’s also really goofy when she wants to be

has a hell of a good work ethic , will get shit done when it needs to be done . is definitely the pushy friend to encourage others to do the same.

BEST HYPE WOMAN EVER

she loves assholes.

her lito, lita, ita, tito {grandparents} are her favourite people ever

will cuss you out in spanish and english

hella hot tempered and uhm...

YEAH THERE’S A LOT BUT YEAH I THINK I GOT IT COVERED KGJHDSKFHG

#why she so cute in that gif for #wHO ALLOWED THIS #who told me listening to vincente fernandez while writing this was a good idea #im so HURT #Y THE EFF IS THIUS A MFNG NOVEL #OGHFDKJH #hit me pls #wealthyhq:intro

[kuroosluv]

hi!! madi here :)

for the uh haikyuu matchup <3

i'm a bisexual (alt girl if you will >:))

i'm 5'6, blonde short hair with brown roots just showing, i'm more on the medium scale for size. i'm laidback, sarcastic and a stoner. infp

i like drawing, singing/performing, i play guitar and bass, kinda wanna be in a band someday

my favourite colour is dark green and my favourite food is dino chicken nuggets :)

my type: taller than me, fun, kind of oblivious, lanky boy, innocent, family type boy

hello madi! for your request, I’ll be pairing you up with Tsukishima Kei! Kei loves someone sarcastic, that doesn’t take his jokes too serious. He secretly loves to see you singing and / or playing the guitar. This only adds up to DINO CHIKEN NUGGETS. And green. Could you be more perfect to him? 

When you 2 are cuddling, he likes simply petting your hair, in your house’s intimacy. 

#Elvi.matchups #matchups #haikyuu matchups

[harrysbbby]

also i’d love to request a ship for obx and 5sos if you’re okay with doing two 💜🥺 my name is lili, i’m bisexual. i’m pretty sure you’ve seen what i look like but just to be sure i have dyed light pink hair, blue eyes, freckles, and i’m 5’2 in height. i’m adventurous, free spirited, a hopeless romantic, bubbly, i wear my heart on my sleeve, i laugh at literally everything and i’m all about peace and love. i’m a lover of nature, romance films, art, indie/alternative music, and i’m a stoner 💚

thank you for submitting!

Obx: I ship you with Sarah! I think you would get along really well. You’d go on a walk through the forest and have a romantic picnic and listen to your favourite music and paint the trees and the sky. you would be just a really aesthetic couple and super cute and pretty and ugh 🥺✨

5sos: I ship you with Michael! He’d love your hair and your eyes and you’d be the perfect height for him. You’d smoke and get high and giggle together late into the night, cuddling on the couch with a massive fluffy blanket over. He’d love your chill nature and your relationship would flourish easily and beautifully 

[mrweebfanboy-blog]

IM WRITING A STORY!!!1!1!1

So I’m writing a story about some stoners! I’m not that sure where I’m gonna post it but I thought I’d introduced my characters as the first actually post I do! After 3-2 years of being on this tumblr account.

The story is a comedy with many random chapters, it’s all about four best friends who smoke weed and deal with life problems like crazy ex girlfriends.

I’m really excited to write it so if anyone is interested pls tell me where I should post it! I’ll make an account and everything!

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Full Name: Gene James Taylor

Age: 20

Day of birth: October 31st 1979

Zodiac: Scorpio

Siblings: Jeremy Taylor

Parents: Marco Taylor and Poppy Taylor-Brock

Job: intern at big Fashion company

Dream Job: Fashion designer

Sexuality: Gay

Him and his brother never got along growing up and that causes them to not talk much now that they have moved out of there parents house. His parents aren’t fit to have children so they have divorced and remarried many times. He likes to spend his free time going to the archery Lane.

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Full Name: Kade Diego Myers

Age: 21

Day of birth: March 14th 1979

Zodiac: Pisces

Siblings: None

Parents: May Myers and unknown

Job: waiter at 50s diner

Dream Job: famous musician

Sexuality: straight

Growing up he and his mom were like a power couple, he listened to her better than anyone in the world. She had him at the very young of 14 and he became the most important thing to her. He got interested in music when he discovered Jimi Hendrix.

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Full Name: Tate Anthony Jones

Age: 20

Day of Birth: January 1st 1979-1980

Zodiac: Capricorn

Siblings: (oldest to youngest) Atticus Jones, Bailey Jones, Samatha Jones, Ross Jones, Joey Jones, and Ben Jones

Parents: Monica Jones and Riley Jones

Job: Movie rent store

Dream Job: Popular Artist

Sexuality: Bisexual

His parents thought from the day of his birth that he was the most beautiful baby in the world, that he was blessed because of his birth date. His three older sister raised him what they thought was ‘right’ and different from his parents spoiling him.

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Full Name: Dion Cole Ross

Age: 19-20

Day of Birth: August 23rd 1980

Zodiac: Virgo

Siblings: Celine Ross and Chandler Ross

Parents: Martha Ross and Jake Ross

Job: pizza delivery guy

Dream Job: Lawyer

Sexuality: Straight

His parents ‘love’ there children equally but they obviously have there favourites, and Dion is not one of them. They are very pretcetive of him and he can’t seem to figure out why. He’s kept that he smokes secret from his parents since the 9th grade.