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redscharlach · 1 year

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My name is Eel And London thugs Pollute the Thames By dumping drugs But I ignore Their piles of snow I don't do coke I just say no

#eels #my name is cow #london #fish #another problem eels don't need

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spifflocated · 2 years

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A pome for Quincey P. Morris

My name is Quin-

-cey Morris and

When evil seems

Too near at hand,

When in the sky

They flitter-flat,

I go outside.

I shoot the bat.

#dracula daily #Quincey Morris #breadlik #my name is cow #yes I’m finally caught up again on Dracula Daily #and here to celebrate our favourite cowboy #dracula pomes #dracula poems #inspired by poemforyoursprog #I never realised before this quite how difficult it is to rhyme the word ‘bat’

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i-scan-your-poems · 26 minutes

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Would you please do a analysis of the famous "lik the bred" poem by reddit user poem_for_your_sprog?

my name is Cow, and wen its nite, or wen the moon is shiyning brite, and all the men haf gon to bed - i stay up late. i lik the bred.

"i lik the bred" is like maybe my favorite internet poem of all time! of course!

full scansion:

◡ – / ◡ – my name / is Cow, ◡ – / ◡ – and wen / its nite, ◡ – / ◡ – or wen / the moon ◡ – / ◡ – is shiy/ning brite, ◡ – / ◡ – and all / the men ◡ – / ◡ – haf gon / to bed- ◡ – / ◡ – i stay / up late. ◡ – / ◡ – i lik / the bred.

metrical form: iambic dimeter rhyme scheme: ABCB other notes: This could also be analyzed as AABB iambic tetrameter, but what I love about it is that after one long sentence, it breaks the syntactic unit in the middle of a couplet to create a surprising ending. Ink has been spilled over whether the non-standard orthography of this poem is intended to evoke archaism (as it is about an event that happened in an 18th-century historical reenactment) or the animal speaker (cf. the orthography of lolcatz memes).

#iambic #dimeter #iambic dimeter #iambic tetrameter #my name is cow #bredlik #i lik the bred #queued #requested

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gilraina · 1 year

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“My name is Cow” po polsku, w wersji audio. Nagrane z okazji None English Fest. Wielkie dzięki dla @pankracy za pozwolenie na nagranie Twojego tłumaczenia <3

#my name is cow #none english fest #podfic #bredlik

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reine-du-sourire · 2 years

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My nam is Bas

an wen I hear

a tiny cri

so loud an clear

i see a soul

i can abscond-

i do the thing.

i mak a bond.

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #sebastian michaelis #the famous 'my name is cow' style poem #my name is cow

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fuesch · 1 year

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For some reason Tumblr thinks it should inflict German translations of some things on me, although my language setting is English. Words like "gerebloggt" and "gelikt" hurt my poor brain, though at least the latter is also funny, because it makes me think of the My Name is Cow.

my name is Fuesch, and ven i see a post zat does fill me wis glee, wis zat you too shall now be dosed: i clik ze hart, i lik ze post.

#tumblr stuff #my name is cow

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azertykeys · 2 years

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#my name is cow #audio #mine #SoundCloud

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shadowthief78 · 21 days

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Baby goats!!

#puffin says stuff #stardew valley #i have two on my new save. their names are stew and kebab. lol #i have a cow named pepper steak too #the others arent as funny

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girlboyburger · 5 months

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ponysona update v3 !!

the cowficiation was inevitable

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batcavescolony · 2 years

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"I wish ao3 would let me-"

It probably does, you just gotta learn how to do it.

"I wanna see fics for only my opt"

Go to either fandom tag or your ships tag, (if you're doing fandom tag you have to add your ship in the 'relationship' section),go to fliters (mobile) or the right hand side (desktop), go to the 'search within results' area and put in otp:true just like that click 'sort and filter' And it'll pull up all fics with just your otp.

(EDIT: if you wanna do this but still have other parings try otp:false instead of otp:true)

"I wanna sort by _____ not 'Date updated'"

Go to 'filters' or right, theirs a drop down and you can change it to 'author' 'title' 'date posted' ect their are more options. Pick one, click 'sort and filter'

"I don't wanna see /reader"

Filter or Right, go to 'search within results' type in -/reader like that, click 'sort and filter'. No more /reader

"I don't want explicit works"

You know where we're going Right or filter. 'Exclude' section. 'Ratings' click the box that says 'explicit'

Obviously if people don't tag shit correctly it's not gonna work but yeah you just gotta learn how the tagging works. For better tutorials go to TikTok and search 'ao3 tutorials' you can do just about everything.

#ao3 #fanfic #like you can change 99% of the site to fit you.#i have ao3 link made into a icon on my phone that goes to a version of a fandom tag thats got all the ships and shit i dont like excluded #archive of our own #like the people who hate ao3s tagging system and the people who don't wanna learn ao3s tagging system is a circle #theirs a learning curve my friend and onece you have a bit of knowledge you can do anything #knowledge is power #fandom #fanfic readers #its 2am go be free use ao3 #you dont pop out the woomb with all knowledge you gotta learn sometime. same goes for this. go find a teacher (not me) to teach you.#you have leaned addition subtraction division grammer spelling and you can learn this too. go learn.#you can do dark mode. you can make the cite purple. you can add cows. you can change y/n to your name. you just gotta learn

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citrlet · 1 month

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