What makes a house a home?
What makes a chair a throne?
Why do dogs love bones?
Why do broken women end up alone?
Why does some pain leave scars?
How is the sun a burning star?
Why do the heartbroken end up at bars?
Why are women from Jupiter and men from Mars?
Why does death come in twos?
When presented with 2 options, why choose?
What becomes of a singer who only sings the blues?
Why must you never buy your lover shoes?
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How is it that when love evades me, my fail safe reacts
How am I confidently able to tell my pro tem soulmate that I am never coming back
How can the grass look so green on the other side that it oozes money
Why do the jokes about me ruining my life if I leave actually sound funny
Why are my kids depending on my happiness when I don't have any left
Can someone help me find my worth and self respect
Is it a question without a question mark
Are you really twin flames when there never was a spark
Are you just terrible at matters of the heart
Do you specialize in scribbling lines and call it art
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When love lays me on the ass here comes a helping hand?
The other end of a man who says he understands?
Sells me the dream that he will wipe my tears away?
Holds me up and holds me down so that I would want to stray?
I stand up and grab the hand ready to experience what I never knew?
I always end up biting off more than I can chew?
What is the difference between fire and the flame if they are the same hue? 
Here comes the next guy right on cue?
What's the difference between a question and a statement? 
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Would you please do a analysis of the famous "lik the bred" poem by reddit user poem_for_your_sprog?
my name is Cow,
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the men
haf gon to bed -
i stay up late.
i lik the bred.
"i lik the bred" is like maybe my favorite internet poem of all time! of course!
full scansion:
◡ – / ◡ –
my name / is Cow,
◡ – / ◡ –
and wen / its nite,
◡ – / ◡ –
or wen / the moon
◡ – / ◡ –
is shiy/ning brite,
◡ – / ◡ –
and all / the men
◡ – / ◡ –
haf gon / to bed-
◡ – / ◡ –
i stay / up late.
◡ – / ◡ –
i lik / the bred.
metrical form: iambic dimeter
rhyme scheme: ABCB
other notes: This could also be analyzed as AABB iambic tetrameter, but what I love about it is that after one long sentence, it breaks the syntactic unit in the middle of a couplet to create a surprising ending. Ink has been spilled over whether the non-standard orthography of this poem is intended to evoke archaism (as it is about an event that happened in an 18th-century historical reenactment) or the animal speaker (cf. the orthography of lolcatz memes).
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"Lines Written Hastily on Someone Else's Desk" - a poem written 3/27/2024
I have to sneak into your desk—
I've calculated every risk—
I have to test out all your pens
and blot out with them my chagrins.
I have an urge for every ink—
for every mark I make I rank
the color and the thickness.—In
my rainbow correspondent brain
this is the peak of knowledge—yes,
the summit of my study's bliss.
I snoop and steal to these fair ends—
my paper keeps exotic winds.
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With hearts of steel we walk on forth
So let me be your magnet’s north
But don’t let terror be your guide
Or each mistake you took in stride
I’d take it back, and I could
Regret is all we’ve understood
I can’t only apologize
Oh, let me bow before your eyes
And show you what I only can
I’m always adding to the plan —
— But there’s some thing he won’t accept
Some parts of him are too inept
Well, that’s the one thing I can see
He’s nothing more than I can be
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All of my poems and short stories in one place for you to binge-read. Will be updated when I post new things. Unless I forget.
Stories:
The Great Sandwich Adventure: Three dysfunctional animals try to make some lunch. Tomfoolery ensues.
Death's Gift: A man meets Death, who offers him a wish. Be careful what you wish for...
Reflections: Waking up to something odd.
In The Fume Hood: Too much homework. Too little sleep. An overly powerful (and possibly sentient) fume hood.
Ethanol and Mothballs: The halls of the museum are quiet at night. The collections are a different story; organisms wake up and begin to explore...
Poetry (from 2024):
The Betta Fish
What Could Have Been
Blurring Together
Fibonacci Poems Part 2
My Brain Gnome Is Disorganized
The Baby Turtle
I'm Still Here
Atrophy (Slowly Wasting Away)
Recycled
I Am A Human
Empty Room
Hope is the T-Rex With Feathers
Self Love
Missing Common (Important) Things
Leap Day
Sticks and Stones
The Half-Light
Saturation Diver
Miss Felicity
Overcast Limbo
Unknown Land
Melted Rock
Sensory Issues
Zugzwang
Perfect Illusions
The Lake Behind the Dam
Desert
UNIVAC LARC Solid-State Computer
Cancer Research
Who Owns The Moon?
Peel Off A Chunk of Skin
Maggots
I Gave It All Away
Upshot-Knothole
A Thousand Times
The Dining Room Table
Sidewalk Chalk
Kerflugleshlog
Puck Sprite
Heatwave
Where
NaNoWriMo 2023
Poetry from 2023
Descriptions:
Inner Peace
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Beyond a wish, it is intent
My lips and teeth shall know by heart
The shape of you and all your scars
I do not wait for just assent
I look for opportunity
To breach the distance, touch your skin
Though more than just a prize to win
I'll claim you yet, love, you shall see
Your heartbeat calls me, strong and fast,
To coax out every plead and gasp
That you may give me in the dark
I will make sure you don't forget
So if you lose yourself, don't fret
I promise I will leave a mark
Dee
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Ashes
“You’ll never know unless you try,”
They say to me to stop the cries
Of effort lost on pointless days
And anguish brought by mind’s decay.
And try I might, I only find
That failure follows right behind
Put each of my best feet forward,
Both are left, left this dance tortured.
One-two step but three and four,
Aching and tired, they call for more.
Another day I find myself
Stepping along with words unfelt.
Beaten, broken, tired, sore.
On the path but no rapport.
Nothing left to say for me,
Lips stitched shut by agony.
Left in ashes and dust of self,
Laying my heart upon a shelf.
Forevermore they will rely,
“You’ll never know unless you try.”
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dreaming in a foreign language
fluent as the river's current
I hear you I feel you
a.f.
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Birds of a Feather
We used around the fire light
To speak of life into the night
Until the morn’ came into sight
Then bid farewell like birds in flight
And falling on our separate beds
Inside our minds in separate heads
We dreamed of things each of us fed
The tapestry of verbal threads
And waking at the crack of noon
With splitting heads like crescent moons
We ventured out of separate rooms
To separate lives, two crazy loons
—rudysassafras
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Sonnet XVII
XX. (lie)
A lie, ah, give to me again.
You hate, you hate my lie indeed.
A lie is bad? Or none will need?
Would lies impair your heart in vain?
A lie is not a crime insane.
Are truths in any case correct?
Could truths be just in all effect?
Ne’er does a truth induce the bane?
Which do you not want to select:
A hearty lie, a hurtful truth?
The lie offending you: disdain.
The lie defending you: respect.
It’s spite that hurts you heart in sooth.
With love, hmm, tell me lies urbane.
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I Copy Myself and I'm Obviously Okay With That
I'll trade the future for a day.
Tomorrow's bloodline ends.
I'll sacrifice a sack of rice
To find the perfect grain then say,
"A peerless moment has no friends."
I'm buying now, no thought of price.
I pack my stuff. We're breaking up.
Your "sorry" came too late.
It's getaway then get my way,
Supine, my hands combine to cup
The brine you shed, your weekly spate.
I'll trade the future...for a day.
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My newest hobby: asking my mom to help me find the rhythm and meter of Weezer songs because I can't do scansion as well as her.
I asked her if this was in iambs:
She said:
I think I finally understand it now! (This is iambic, but not in pentameter, it's tetrameter)
Why couldn't I understand this while I was still in school 😭
Probably because I was studying Shakespeare and not Weezer...
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Iambs With Whisky - MissJeevesy - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
A short angsty one-shot, lovely tumblrs. I would be honoured if it could accompany your cup of tea.
Rated T for language.
The Dirty Donkey plays host to an inebriated demon who wants to recite some poetry. Feelings abound.
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"11-Year-Old Beads" - a poem written 4/17/2019
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Prophecy for Nirum
Of all the foes made ill by song,
T’is only one, the world thinks wrong,
For they beyond their sibling’s ruth
For only watcher knows the truth.
That fear they struck in hearts of all,
The cries, the screams, the fearful fall,
The blessed years, their dear friends slain,
T’was all in truth, their cursed bane.
Oh weep, for fallen, weep for lost,
Oh weep, for beauty, weep, for cost,
Oh weep, for thrimu, weep for wronged,
The watcher knows what fire longed.
For watcher solely ‘till the end,
Thribruthmu, hated one, their friend,
The watcher remembers their screams, their cries,
Thribruthmu, innocent, innocence dies.
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