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#my partner & I watched it on secret sites <3
r0semultiverse · 6 months
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The code at the end of the credits in the FNAF movie spells "COME FIND ME" btw for those without captions.
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keroanya · 2 years
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n.sfw a-z w/ ran haitani
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minors dni. 18+ have your age in your bio.
characters: ran haitani, mentions of sanzu
warnings: 18+ content, fem reader (im super sorry), ran written as a green flag
a/n: my meds are worn off and this is the only thing i can think of, so <3
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
if you’re just a one night stand, he wouldn’t care too much for aftercare. he’d at most clean you up and help you get dressed.
now if you’re his partner, it’s a whole different story. expect lots of cuddles and caring words. on rougher nights he’ll offer to run you a bath, with bath salts and everything (what a great man he is). if you’re sore he’ll be there to give you a massage. a very pleasant experience.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
his favorite body part of his is definitely his hands or his face. he takes great care to make sure they’re both presentable. gift him a special hand cream and he’ll be thanking you for days. just don’t give him a moisturizer, he’s not going to use it in fear it will make him break out
he absolutely loves your neck and your breasts. he will mark them up any second of any day. loves going to a club with you wearing a strapless dress, showing off his work. absolutely loves showing off to people who try to hit on you. the first time he brought you to a club with him, sanzu thought you were just a hookup and in turn tried to hit on you. lets say he learned his lesson after. <3
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
oh, this dirty, dirty man. will cover you with the stuff if you don’t want him finishing inside. is definitely a bit on the runnier side. it’s not too bad tasting, but it definitely is a bit saltier.
if you make him taste his own cum he will be on his knees.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
would love to watch you fuck one of his colleagues. he finds the thought so erotic. he would also love to film a sex tape, and publish it to whatever porn site you have in mind (100% with your permission. he would never do anything without it.)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
he’s a huge flirt, but in all honesty i don’t think he’s done too much in the past. maybe with a few past partners, or a few hook ups after a rough night. when he told you he hasn’t fucked too many people it came as a shock to you. he may not be that experienced, but he listens to your requests and tries his best <\3
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
he’s a simple man. any position where he can see your boobs is his favorite, although he is a big sucker for doggy. loves to see you on top in any position.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
he’ll crack a joke every once in a while, but for the most part is more serious. if something embarrassing happens he’ll definitely joke about it.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
he gets it waxed. you’ve offered to wax him yourself but he was quick to protest. he is absolutely terrified of accidentally ripping something down there, so he only goes to the highest rater waxing salons.
if you are uncomfortable with someone else seeing him half nude, he’s completely understanding. if you want to be there for the appointments he’ll let you there. if you want him to stop going completely, he’ll go back to shaving normally. we love green flags here!
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
it’s all up to you. if you want him to be rougher, he’ll go as rough as you want. if you’re having a bad day and want some care, he’ll be there to show you how much he loves you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
jacks off like 3 times a week at max. usually at work when he can’t get a hold of you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
praise and bondage. he doesn’t mind being on the giving or receiving end for either.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
in the bedroom or in his office. third and fourth place go to the couch and the car.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
just… you in general 😭
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
ageplay or petplay. he finds it disturbing.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
definitely prefers giving, but if asked he will give. he’s pretty decent when it comes to giving, although he does get rough at times. theres been a few instances where you’ve had to tell him to be careful.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
whatever you want hun. if you let him do what he wants he’ll usually go at a faster pace.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
loves them, especially when you two are out of the house.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
100% takes risks, 100% experiments with you.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
this man… he has amazing stamina. he could probably go for 10 or so, but usually clocks out whenever you do. if he’s still turned on he’ll take care of himself.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he owns a vibrator. he only uses it on himself. if you wanted him to use it on you, he’d rather buy you a brand new one. if you want to try something that includes toys, he’ll buy them for you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
teases you so much, but if you end up teasing him back he just turns into a blabbering mess.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
at home he’s pretty damn vocal. he lets you hear exactly how you make him feel. in semi-public spaces he’s a bit quieter, but definitely gets a bit too loud at times.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
wants to have a threesome with you and one of his colleagues.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
a good 7 inches hard. he’s a bit on the slimmer side, and has a slight curve to the right. he’s not too veiny.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
its pretty high, but he knows how to keep it in check. he’ll only rub one out if its absolutely needed and he doesn’t want to bother you.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
big sleepy man. he’s nearly instantly nocked out after he takes care of you. he falls asleep even quicker if you let him lay on you.
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i’ve only written smut 2 times before this, so im incredibly sorry if this wasn’t up to par 😭😭 thank you so much for reading though!
written by @keroanya . do not repost, translate, or distribute without my knowledge.
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itsdrippingred · 1 year
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I dont know if you are taking requests but I would love to see a fic where clint have Tourette’s too. Maybe taking about growing up with ts and Natasha finding out? some tics he could have Verbal tics: popping clicking sound whistle throat clearing sniffing. Motor tics: Neck jerking, shoulder shrugging blinking hard or Repetitively eye rolling (gets him in trouble. please no Coprolalia because its actually stereotype and rare! Also tics go away when you are focused on stuff like shooting!
Hey! Thanks for the request! That’s a very interesting prompt idea. I went a head and wrote something for it. I hope you enjoy it! Also apologies for any typos... I wrote this at 3 am.
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Since the day Natasha met him, the archer had been nearly completely unreadable. Which, in full honestly, had made him more than slightly harder to trust during their first few missions. The man seemed to have his tics like any other, however his never arrived on time. His obsessive need to clear his throat happened on and off the job, in serious and unserious situations alike. While lying and when telling the truth. To be honest she had at one point thought it was a long con to cover up when he lied to or told half truths to fury and maybe even herself... but as time went on she had since concluded it was just an annoying habit. Kinda like how some people drum their fingers others twist their hair. Everyone has an annoying habit.. Clint’s.. Clint’s was clearing his throat. And it was a habit she’d thought more than once of killing him for especially after having to listen to him over coms for hours during missions. Only for it to miraculously stop the second the mission got serious, of which she was usually thankful for. It always seemed at its worst before a mission though.. assuming it was a way of expelling nervous energy during pre mission jitters but he’d pick up the habit right back up after the mission. The othering that he did was blink. Hard. At first she had thought it was some kind of code. Or message. The longer she was around him the more she realized he just did it somewhat randomly, less frequently than the throat clearing, but it was still on an occasion. She would have thought it was due to fatigue.. but he did it enough that it made the spy wonder if her archer was starting to loose the eye site that had made him Hawkeye. Yet still after keeping a keen eye on her partner, he never missed a target.
What was even stranger to her was that it was near impossible to tell when he lied due to it.. you’d think that it would be easy. Most people pick up tics when they lie, some quit all tics all together... but you could never tell with him because he never did either. This, if which, frustrated the Widow to no end.
What frustrated her more was to find out that he had secrets he was keeping from her. Secrets that seemed small.. but was something she would have expected to know after 3 years of working with someone.
Now standing in front of Clint’s desk Natasha dropped a heavy file on the table top it hit with a satisfying thud. A rather displeased look on her face followed as she glared at her partner who despite her presence being made known had barely acknowledged her.
“What?” He asked not caring to look at the file as he slowly leaned back to look at the woman.
“I read your file.” Natasha stated flatly.
“You’ve read my file a hundred times, Tasha. This isn’t news to me.” He snorts. “I’d be surprised if you didn’t have a copy of it in your nightstand at home-”
“Your un-redacted file.” She corrects almost harshly and she watches his eyes narrow before he leaned back in his seat and clears his throat like she’s heard him do a billion and one times.
“And?” He leads flatly.
“Why didn’t you tell me you had Tourette’s?”
“It’s not exactly something I’m proud of Nat.” He utters shifting almost uncomfortably in his seat. “Is that what this is about?”
“Of course, it is. I’m your partner I need to know this stuff..” She sighs finally collapsing into the chair opposite to his desk.
”It doesn’t change anything.”
“It does..” She insists before watching his facial features tighten. “It means I can’t justifiably fantasize about all the ways I’d like to kill you when you’ve cleared your throat 101 times into the com while we’re on missions.” She adds with a faint smile that seems to be contagious as the archer lets out a small chuckle.
“Believe me, you’re not the first to think of that. Growing up with this, I got my ass kicked more than I’d like to admit.. and by kids only slight smaller than you—”
“You’re really going to make short jokes.”
“Absolutely.” He snorts before clearing his throat to finish the story. “Let’s just say it wasn’t my most shining quality growing up but as time went on I grew out of a few of them. Some stuck around, as you can tell, but there are things that help.”
Natasha nods. “Like you told me about your hearing.. if you live with something long enough, you learn how to live with it.”
“Exactly.” He says while bobbing his head.
“So the blinking.. isn’t you losing your Hawk like sight?”
With a chuckle he shakes his head. “No, not at all. Just fatigue. It’s a tic.. but for the most part it’s brought on by fatigue.”
Natasha nodded to the confession. “I hate knowing you got picked on for this and that people made you feel less for it. You’re not less.” She somewhat blurted in a soft manner.
“I know, Nat. It took me years to see that but I know.” He said with a soft smile of which she reciprocated. “Now that that’s out of the way. You wanna grab lunch?” He says switching gears so quickly that it pulled a chuckle from Natasha.
“Where do you wanna eat?”
“Jimmy’s Pizza, obviously.” He says with an eye roll as if Natasha didn’t already know this and grabbed his keys from his desk drawer before getting to his feet.
“Again?” She complains with a smile but stands to follow him out the door.
“They have the best pizza!” Clint exclaims as they both round the corner into the hall and out of sight.
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storymaker14 · 1 year
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To start: any of these can develop into a physical relationship; however, I much prefer a slow burn romantic roleplay. I love NSFW but I need plot and story. If you're looking for pure smut, you're not looking for me.
Would, of course, prefer to move this to Discord when and if we get started. But message me here if you're interested.
First off, the general stuff.
Preferred roles/genres: romantic slice of life, modern setting, realistic or some fantasy elements, plot-based and story-heavy
Kinks: Teasing/flirting/foreplay, impregnation/pregnancy, cuddles/snuggles, aftercare, age difference (female younger but everyone legal), oral (giving and receiving), breast/nipple play, taboo/secret relationships
Limits: toilet stuff, cruelty, permanent damage
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Before we get to the more specific stuff, please note that the starters below are constructed as primarily M/F combos. THIS IS NOT A REQUIREMENT. I am open to any combo that my partner and I can agree upon.
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Starter #1
It was Friday night, and Muse A and her best friend were still celebrating and chatting happily in the back seat of the car as Muse B -- A's friend's dad -- drove them. They'd just won their intramural volleyball championship, and as a reward they'd all gone out for pizza and ice cream afterwards, all still proudly in their uniforms. Once the party had wound down, though, Muse B had unsurprisingly offered to take them both home.
The first stop was the house of Muse B's ex-wife; unfortunately it was her weekend with their daughter. "Bye, [Muse A]!" her friend said, giving her a big hug. Then, wrapping her arms around her dad's neck from behind, she said, "Bye, Dad! Love you, see you Sunday!" She grabbed her back, climbed out of the car, and walked up to her mom's door, unlocking it and going inside.
Both Muse A and Muse B watched her go; once she was safely inside, though...
(Well, one of them talks first, clearly. Let me know who you want to be, and who starts.)
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Starter #2
The Batmobile raced through the streets of Gotham, the emblem of the city’s hero lighting up the sky. It came to a halt in an alley close to GCPD HQ, and the Bat himself emerged, shooting a grappling hook upwards and climbing to the roof.
Once there, in the light of the signal, he found someone unexpected. It was not Commissioner James Gordon; it was Harley Quinn, the former Dr Quinzel. “Harley,” he said, raging and braced for a fight or a trap. “What is this?”
She looked at him... and she was crying, unashamedly. “He... Mr J... he... oh God.” She looked away. “He said he’d kill me. He said if he ever saw me again, he’d slit my throat. It wasn’t a joke.” She sniffled. “Why wasn’t it a joke...?”
Batman stirred uncomfortably. Give him a plot to destroy the city or kill the mayor, he was in his element. A crying, broken woman? That was far more difficult. “Harley... I don’t—“
She fixed her eyes on his, and in all earnestness, she asked, “Can you keep me safe? Please?”
(Heavily influenced by Sean Murphy's White Knight series, but, I have no interest in re-telling that story. Just would love to play something where the two of them have a flirtation, a romance, or possibly even more. If there's just a touch of Mr J drama, all the better.)
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[Notes on 3 and 4... I discovered that I'd written two very similar starters without really noticing, because [a] they were from different sites/apps, and [b] I wrote the one and got tired of it, then apparently had a hankering for that general idea again. And so...]
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Starter #3
Some people wondered how a petite, skinny, almost pixie-ish woman like Muse A survived in the military. They wondered up until they found out she wasn’t just cute as hell; she was also smart as hell and tough as hell. As medic for their company, she saw all of them, including Muse B, at their worst and restored them to their best. She was trusted, she were family; they all were to each other. As much as a foreign tour of duty could be wonderful, it was.
Until it wasn’t.
Muse A was laughing at some stupid thing Muse B said, probably something about it being dumb for them to be in the medical tent for a kidney infection, when the unmistakable whistle of an incoming shell filled the air. “Get down!” she screamed just before it hit and the world went black. The next thing Muse B remembered was the medevac team carrying them into separate copters, her looking a hell of a lot worse than he did. That was the last time they saw each other face to face for three years.
They kept in contact, of course; she said she needed the distractions during her physical therapy. He tried not to feel guilty that his stupid minor problem cost her the use of her legs, where all he paid for it was a scar on his cheek. She was released from the military with a generous pension; he stayed in.
Three years later, he was on leave... and he knocked on the door of her house, excited to finally see her again.
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Starter #4
The morning started like most others: Muse A woke up in her bed hoping it had all been a bad dream. She pulled aside her bedsheets, and... no. Her left leg was still gone, and her right was basically useless due to nerve damage. She scooted herself into position and carefully transferred herself to her chair -- her crutches were usable but barely, and she'd never really liked the prosthetics she'd tried -- then wheel out to the kitchen.
Three years ago, she'd been an athlete, and one of moderate fame. There were even rumors of a shot at the Olympics. But then, a car accident put an end to that. Now left with only one barely-functional leg, all that was in the past. She briefly considered pursuing the Paralympics, but months of surgeries and more months of PT had sucked the motivation out of her. At least the love and gifts of her supporters right after it happened had allowed her to find a very comfortable and accessible place to live; now, the recognition was gone but the house was still hers free and clear.
Once she had her coffee and eggs for breakfast, she went back to her bedroom and pulled on a nice-ish top and a skirt. After all, she was expecting company soon: Muse B.
(Now, who Muse B is, I leave a bit open. Her PT person? A friendly neighbor, a good friend? Something else entirely? The intention is for Muse B to be very caring toward Muse A, whether she likes it or not, and for things to bloom from there.)
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Starter #5
Muse A and Muse B had been playing an MMORPG together for a few months. They'd never met in real life, but in game they had become good friends. What they didn’t know about each other, though, is that they’re both playing a character of the opposite sex: Muse A, male in real life, is female in the game; Muse B is female in real life but plays a male character.
A few days previously, they discovered that they actually lived only about half an hour away from each other. Once they found that out, it was clear: they had to meet in real life. As the arrangements were made, they were both expecting to surprise the other with their true sex.
The day they met, Muse A got there first. About five minutes later, Muse B showed up as well. They both carefully described what they’d be wearing so they’d know each other. He spotted her and came over... and then they finally saw each other and were both greatly surprised.
At last Muse A spoke. With a huge grin, he said, “Okay, that’s funny as hell...”
(You can decide where they meet and anything else you think we need to add.)
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Starter #6
It was, for better or worse, the holidays. Muse A has retreated into the basement of his wife’s aunt’s house, needing to get away from the noise and chatter. It’s not that he doesn’t like her family; he likes at least half of them. There are just so damn many of them; being from a small family, he was often overwhelmed with these gatherings.
He was there, comfortably alone and apparently unmissed, for a good long while. But eventually, he heard footsteps coming down the stairs, and turned to see Muse B just coming into view. She saw him, and smiled in surprise. "Oh! Sorry, didn't know you were down here. I can leave you alone..."
"Nah, don't worry about it," Muse A said. "You needed to get away too?" Muse B rolled her eyes with a laugh. "You know it. Mind if I join you?"
(The intention was for Muse A to be at least a little older than Muse B, but that's not set in stone; we can discuss whatever relationship you want her to have to his wife. All told, though, this is intended to become a forbidden relationship with cheating aspects.)
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Starter #7
Every Saturday morning, Muse A works at the local diner; every Saturday morning, Muse B comes in with a beautiful woman and they have breakfast together. Muse A honestly doesn't know whether they're married, dating, or maybe even just friends; all she knows is that she thinks Muse B is super cute, and the person he's with is super lucky.
Then one Saturday, Muse B came in alone. Muse A was immediately worried, but some small part of her was hopeful. So she came over to his table to get his order, but instead of asking what he'd like – he ordered the same thing every time, so she already knew – she asked, "Hey… everything okay?" and put a hand on his shoulder.
(It's intentionally left open if you want to decide how this plays from here. Did he just go through a messy breakup, leaving him in need of a shoulder to cry on? Or are they really just friends, and she's been keeping her distance for no actual reason?)
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Starter #8
Muse A is a kindergarten teacher, and it was the night of an open house at the school. The purpose is of course to let parents get to know their kids' teachers and see their classrooms and artwork and the whole nine yards. It's slightly chaotic in the K room, but that's to be expected with kindergarteners; Muse A wouldn't have it any other way.
She's mingling with the parents as their kids show them around, finding a few nice things to say about every single child in her class. In time, though, she comes to one of her favorite kiddos; for this one, it's not hard to come up with nice things to say. "Hi, [kid's name]!" she said, then turned to Muse B, their father. "Hi, I'm Ms [Muse A]; you must be [kid]'s dad. Great to meet you!"
Muse B smiled back at her, offering a hand to shake. "Nice to meet you; I've heard a lot of good things about you."
"Well, they're all true," Muse A laughed. She quickly glanced around the room; there was no one clearly here with Muse B but his child. Was his wife not here tonight? Or... was he a single dad?
(The original intention was yes, Muse B is a single dad, and it's a really sweet story of them bonding over a kiddo they both think is amazing. However... literally as I write this, I'm wondering if it would work as a cheating role. I haven't decided yet; I wouldn't object to it either way.)
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Starter #9
Muse A was sitting on the edge of the hospital bed in a hospital gown, counting the bad decisions that led her there.
One: running away from home at 16.
Two: thinking a 23-year-old squatting in a dingy apartment was boyfriend material.
Three: not running the moment she found out he was a drug dealer.
Four: not using a condom.
She stroked her stomach, wondering what the hell she was going to do now. Going back to Jimmy isn't an option; thanks to the police, he was in jail awaiting trial and sentencing, and likely to stay there a long time after. Going back to her parents, also not an option; if she came home with my tail between her legs and a baby in her belly, she'd be dirt for the rest of her life.
At least she was clean. That was a dumb decision she'd managed not to make, ever.
The doctor came in, and beside him was Muse B, a cop. She immediately tensed, thinking they'd found some reason to toss her in jail, too. But the doctor saw her expression, held up a hand, and smiled. "You're okay," he said. "The officer here was just going to take you to a facility where you can stay until you get back on your feet. It's actually a really nice place; the rooms aren't huge, but they're comfortable. And if you're there long enough…" His eyes went to her belly, which she was still idly stroking. "Well, it'll be good enough for the both of you."
She looked at the doctor, then Muse B. She bit her lip a moment, then finally spoke. "Okay. Let me get dressed, and then we can go." It's not like she needed to pack anything; all she had was herself, the clothes she was wearing when she was brought to the hospital, and the baby in her belly.
(Muse B does not have to be a cop, if you have another idea. Just, someone a bit older, rather sweet whether he shows it or not, and whether immediately or gradually, very caring and supportive for Muse A and the baby.)
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Starter #10
Muse A's phone bleeped, and he checked it: text from a number that looked familiar but he couldn't place. He opened it.
It said: Hey, it's [Muse B]. I'm pretty sure you remember me.
Oh, he did. He'd met Muse B at her sister's wedding to his best friend; as maid of honor and best man, they'd had to be close during the run-up to the wedding and during the wedding itself. Not that either of them had minded. They'd really hit it off when they met, and after the wedding and the reception... well, weren't the maid of honor and best man supposed to end up sneaking off together? It was tradition. Unfortunately neither of them had lived anywhere near the site of the wedding, so after a very intense but way-too-short time together, they'd gone back to their own homes. Almost immediately, they'd lost touch; this was the first contact they'd had since then. He kept reading.
I don't know if it's too weird or anything, but I was just thinking about the wedding and how great everything was. Especially you ;) I'd love to get back in touch and stay that way. If you're not interested, that's fine, but if you are, drop me a line back, okay?
He read it again, then for a third time. Then he smiled, took a deep breath, and started a reply.
(If you want to continue from there, awesome. If you want to go back and write the story of their "very intense but way-too-short time together", equally awesome.)
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abox-agency · 9 months
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ameliyajn · 9 months
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6 Books to Read if You Want To Make Passive Income With Affiliate Marketing
Welcome to our latest blog post, where we’ll dive into the world of affiliate marketing and explore six must-read books that will pave your path to passive income. If you’ve been dreaming of financial independence and want to harness the potential of affiliate marketing, you’re in the right place. Whether you’re a seasoned marketer or a complete beginner, these carefully curated books will equip you with invaluable insights and strategies to succeed in the dynamic world of affiliate marketing.
Affiliate marketing has emerged as a powerful and lucrative way to generate passive income online. By promoting products and services from other companies, you can earn commissions for every sale or lead generated through your unique affiliate link. Sounds enticing, right? But with the constantly evolving digital landscape, it’s crucial to stay informed about the latest trends, techniques, and best practices.
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Our handpicked selection of books covers a wide range of affiliate marketing topics — from foundational concepts to advanced tactics used by industry experts. Whether you want to master social media marketing, understand the psychology of consumer behavior, or optimize your website for conversions, these books have got you covered. Let’s embark on this reading journey together and unlock the secrets to a successful affiliate marketing venture that generates passive income streams for years to come.
I. Passive Income
Passive income, the holy grail of financial freedom, refers to earning money with minimal ongoing effort. It’s an income stream that continues to flow even when you’re not actively working. Through smart investments, real estate, online businesses, or affiliate marketing, passive income empowers you to live life on your terms.
II. Affiliate Programs For Beginners
For beginners in the world of online entrepreneurship, affiliate programs offer an excellent entry point. These programs allow you to partner with established companies, promote their products or services, and earn commissions on successful referrals. With low startup costs and comprehensive support, affiliate programs provide a stepping stone towards financial success.
III. Start Online Business
A universe of options become available once you set out on the path to launch an internet company. You may connect with a worldwide audience using the internet as your marketplace, develop your brand, and make money every single day. Online platforms, including e-commerce sites and digital services, provide a potential and adaptable route to entrepreneurship success.
IV. 3 Ways To Make Living Online
Making a living online is an achievable and liberating goal in today’s digital age. Three powerful ways to achieve this are through e-commerce ventures, freelancing in high-demand fields, or creating and monetizing engaging content on platforms like YouTube or blogs. Embrace the online realm to unlock your financial potential
V. Profits With Affiliate Marketing
Profiting with affiliate marketing is a game-changer for those seeking passive income. By promoting products and services from others, you can earn attractive commissions for each successful referral. Strategic marketing, audience targeting, and building trust with your audience are key elements to maximize your profits in this lucrative endeavor.
VI. The Secret Of Search Engines
The secret of search engines lies in their complex algorithms and ranking criteria. Understanding SEO (Search Engine Optimization) is crucial for online visibility. By optimizing your content with relevant keywords, high-quality backlinks, and user-friendly design, you can unlock the door to higher search engine rankings and increased organic traffic.
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Passive Income
Passive income has become a coveted financial goal for many, offering the promise of financial freedom and flexibility. Whether you’re looking to diversify your income or achieve financial independence, we’ve got you covered with key tips to help you on your passive income journey.
Diversify Your Income Streams: Explore various passive income opportunities such as affiliate marketing, e-commerce, rental properties, dividend investing, or creating digital products. Diversification spreads risk and ensures a stable income flow.
Invest in Real Estate: Real estate can be a reliable source of passive income through rental properties or real estate crowdfunding platforms. Owning property allows you to earn from rent while potentially benefiting from property appreciation.
Embrace Affiliate Marketing: Partner with reputable companies and promote their products or services to earn commissions on successful referrals. With the right strategy, affiliate marketing can yield impressive results.
Create Digital Products: Develop and sell digital products like e-books, online courses, or software. Once created, they can be sold repeatedly without the need for ongoing production or inventory management.
Invest in Dividend Stocks: Dividend-paying stocks can provide a consistent stream of passive income as companies share their profits with shareholders regularly.
Automate and Outsource: Optimize your passive income endeavors by automating processes and outsourcing tasks whenever possible. This frees up your time and allows you to focus on expanding your income streams.
Now, let’s dive deeper into each of these tips to empower you with the knowledge and tools you need to achieve your financial goals with passive income. Let’s get started!
Affiliate Programs For Beginners
Affiliate programs allow you to partner with established companies, promote their products or services, and earn commissions on successful referrals. To help you kickstart your journey and find success in this dynamic field, we’ve gathered key tips that will set you on the path to becoming a proficient affiliate marketer.
Choose Reputable Affiliate Programs: Research and select affiliate programs from reputable companies with products or services that align with your niche and target audience. Trustworthy partnerships will enhance your credibility as a marketer.
Understand Your Audience: Knowing your audience’s needs and preferences is essential to promote products effectively. Tailor your marketing efforts to resonate with their interests and offer valuable solutions.
Build an Engaging Platform: Whether it’s a blog, website, or social media presence, create a captivating platform to engage your audience. Deliver informative and compelling content that drives traffic and builds a loyal following.
Focus on Quality over Quantity: Instead of bombarding your audience with countless affiliate links, prioritize quality over quantity. Promote products that you genuinely believe in and that bring value to your audience.
Track and Analyze Performance: Utilize tracking tools to monitor the performance of your affiliate marketing campaigns. Analyze data to identify successful strategies and areas for improvement.
Stay Updated and Adapt: The digital landscape evolves rapidly, so stay informed about the latest trends and industry best practices. Be adaptable and willing to adjust your approach as needed to stay ahead in the competitive affiliate marketing world.
By incorporating these key tips into your affiliate marketing journey, you’ll be well-equipped to build a profitable online business and achieve success in the captivating realm of affiliate programs. Let’s get started on your path to affiliate marketing excellence!
Start Online Business
In today’s digital age, venturing into the online realm opens up a world of opportunities for aspiring entrepreneurs. Whether you’re looking to launch an e-commerce store, offer digital services, or create engaging content, the online space provides a versatile and rewarding platform. To help you navigate this exciting journey and set you up for success, we’ve gathered key tips that will empower you to launch and grow a thriving online business.
Identify Your Niche: Discover your passion and expertise, then narrow down your focus to a specific niche. Understanding your target audience and their needs will set the foundation for a successful business strategy.
Build a Professional Website: Your website serves as your online storefront. Invest in creating a visually appealing, user-friendly, and mobile-responsive website that showcases your brand and offerings.
Embrace Digital Marketing: Implement effective digital marketing strategies to drive traffic and generate leads. Utilize social media, content marketing, email campaigns, and SEO to expand your online presence.
Prioritize Customer Experience: Exceptional customer service and a seamless buying experience will foster customer loyalty and positive reviews, contributing to long-term business growth.
Monitor Analytics and Data: Utilize analytics tools to track website traffic, user behavior, and sales metrics. Data-driven insights will help you make informed decisions and optimize your business strategies.
Stay Resilient and Adaptable: The online business landscape is dynamic and competitive. Be prepared to face challenges, adapt to market changes, and continuously innovate to stay ahead of the curve.
By following these key tips, you’ll be well-equipped to embark on your online business journey with confidence. Get ready to unleash your entrepreneurial spirit and make your mark in the digital world. Let’s begin the exciting process of starting and growing your online business!
3 Ways To Make Living Online
We’re glad you’re here to check out our thorough guide to three profitable internet income streams. In the age of digital technology, the internet offers a plethora of chances to become financially independent and create a stable source of income while relaxing at home. We’ve compiled three tried-and-true strategies to help you reach your goal of generating a livelihood online, regardless of whether you’re hoping to leave the 9 to 5 grind, seek a flexible lifestyle, or look into new sources of income.
Freelancing for High-Demand Skills: Leverage your expertise in fields such as graphic design, web development, writing, or digital marketing. Freelancing platforms connect you with clients seeking your skills, allowing you to earn a steady income on a project basis.
E-commerce Ventures: Create an online store to sell physical or digital products. From handmade crafts to dropshipping, e-commerce offers diverse opportunities to reach a global audience and generate substantial income.
Monetize Your Passion: Turn your passion into profit by creating valuable content on platforms like YouTube, blogs, or podcasts. With engaging content and a growing audience, you can monetize through advertising, sponsorships, or selling digital products.
Let’s get into key tips that will pave the way for your success in making a living online:
Identify Your Strengths: Recognize your skills, knowledge, and interests to choose the most suitable online income stream.
Research Market Demand: Before diving in, assess the demand and competition in your chosen niche to ensure a viable business idea.
Build a Strong Online Presence: Establish a professional website or profile showcasing your expertise, products, or content.
Network and Collaborate: Connect with like-minded individuals and potential clients or collaborators to expand your reach.
Provide Value: Focus on delivering quality products or content that addresses your audience’s needs and pain points.
Be Persistent and Patient: Building a sustainable income online takes time and effort. Stay committed, learn from setbacks, and celebrate small victories along the way.
By incorporating these key tips into your online endeavors, you’ll be well-equipped to make a living online and transform your digital aspirations into a thriving reality. Let’s embark on this exciting journey together!
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Profits With Affiliate Marketing
Affiliate marketing has emerged as a powerful and lucrative way to generate passive income online, but achieving substantial profits requires a strategic and informed approach. Whether you’re just starting or looking to boost your existing affiliate marketing efforts, we’ve gathered six key tips that will help you unlock the full potential of this dynamic and rewarding venture.
Choose the Right Products: Select affiliate products or services that align with your niche and resonate with your audience. Promoting relevant and high-quality products increases the likelihood of conversions and happy customers.
Build a Strong Online Presence: Invest in creating a professional and engaging platform, such as a blog, website, or social media channels. Establish yourself as an authority in your niche to gain your audience’s trust and confidence.
Utilize Multiple Traffic Sources: Don’t rely solely on one traffic source. Diversify your marketing efforts by leveraging various channels like SEO, social media, email marketing, and paid advertising to reach a broader audience.
Provide Valuable Content: Focus on offering informative and valuable content to your audience. Solve their problems, answer their questions, and showcase the benefits of the products you promote. Valuable content builds loyalty and encourages conversions.
Analyze and Optimize: Regularly track and analyze your affiliate marketing campaigns’ performance using analytics tools. Identify what’s working well and what needs improvement to optimize your strategies for maximum profits.
Stay Committed and Patient: Affiliate marketing success doesn’t happen overnight. Be patient, stay committed to your goals, and be willing to put in the effort required to see long-term results.
By incorporating these six key tips into your affiliate marketing approach, you’ll be well-equipped to boost your profits and create a sustainable income stream. Let’s dive into each tip, unlock the secrets to maximizing profits with affiliate marketing, and pave your way to online financial success!
The Secret Of Search Engines
The Secret of Search Engines! In today’s digital age, search engines are the gateway to the vast realm of information available online. Understanding their mysterious algorithms and ranking factors is essential for anyone seeking online visibility and success. Whether you’re a business owner aiming to improve your website’s search engine rankings or a content creator striving to reach a broader audience, we’ve uncovered key tips that will demystify the secrets of search engines and help you unlock the potential of organic search traffic.
Master the Art of SEO: Search Engine Optimization (SEO) is the cornerstone of achieving higher rankings in search engine results. Learn the best practices of on-page SEO, including optimizing your website’s content, meta tags, and URL structure.
Create High-Quality Content: Focus on producing valuable, informative, and engaging content that resonates with your target audience. High-quality content is more likely to be shared, linked to, and favored by search engines.
Utilize Relevant Keywords: Conduct thorough keyword research to identify the terms and phrases your target audience uses to search for information. Integrate these keywords naturally into your content to enhance its visibility in search results.
Build High-Quality Backlinks: Earn backlinks from authoritative and relevant websites. Quality backlinks serve as a vote of confidence in your content’s credibility and can significantly boost your search engine rankings.
Optimize for Mobile Devices: With the increasing number of mobile users, search engines prioritize mobile-friendly websites. Ensure your site is responsive and offers a seamless experience across various devices.
Regularly Monitor and Improve: Constantly analyze your website’s performance using tools like Google Analytics. Evaluate user behavior, traffic sources, and popular content to make data-driven decisions and continuously improve your search engine visibility.
By implementing these key tips, you’ll gain a deeper understanding of the secret workings of search engines and position yourself for success in the competitive online landscape. So, let’s unravel the secrets together and unlock the door to increased organic traffic and digital triumph!
Conclusion
To sum up, the world of online income options is large and dynamic, providing a plethora of alternatives for anyone looking for success and financial independence in the digital sphere. Key takeaways and practical advice that might help you achieve your objectives have been revealed via our research of a variety of subjects.
From the allure of passive income through affiliate marketing to the exciting prospects of starting an online business or making a living online, each avenue presents its unique set of challenges and rewards. It is essential to identify your passions, skills, and target audience to embark on a journey that aligns with your aspirations.
Regardless of the path you choose, consistency, dedication, and continuous learning are the cornerstones of building a thriving online venture. Embrace the power of digital marketing, authentic branding, and data-driven decision-making to navigate the ever-changing online landscape successfully.
Remember that success rarely comes overnight, but with perseverance, adaptability, and a growth mindset, you can overcome obstacles and emerge stronger. Stay connected with the online community, seek mentorship, and celebrate even the smallest victories along the way.
We hope that the information presented here will act as a map for you as you begin on the thrilling adventure that is making money on the internet. To succeed in the digital era and get the financial independence and personal fulfilment you want, follow your passions, use your imagination, and never give up!
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One fine day hectic enjoying TV and TV commercial of half an hour struck for Tony Robbins. Anthony Robbins aka Tony Robbins is the most significant fish in the business of motivational talking and also as a self-help Expert. As I kept watching, my partner came running and also immediately appeared the concern, "Do you understand that he is? " I was like yeah of course though truthfully; I dint understand much concerning him other than his reputation as a motivational speaker. My spouse responded telling me that he enjoyed his Netflix docudrama as well as how it ended up being a life transforming experience and also he, a remarkable person as well as asking me to watch his documentary and also giving him an opportunity! Tony claimed on web page 52 of his book that he had 3 shots right into his potter's wheel cuff. On day three his shoulder and also low back were pain-free. 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Ryan Hogue Redbubble Print on Demand Course Review and Results
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If you are looking to make sales on Redbubble in 2022 there's a lot that you need to know that is not being shared. I started my print on demand journey in 2012. I established the LAVEGASVIBES shop by doing SEO, watching YouTube videos, using sites like skillshare to find what works through trial and error.
I want to share with you an experiment I did putting my Redbubble shop in the hands of YouTubers and their tactics that claim to make sales. I am going to share with you exactly what you should to do once you establish your niche or if you are following trends and evergreen niches.
I recommend having a dedicated shop specific to one three layer niche. Three layers will allow you to have less competition and targeted traffic. When creating designs, go to Amazon.com and search for tshirts, stickers, bedding and wall art in your niche.
To the left of the screen, click the four star customer reviews. From here search the designs on the front page. The front page will have the top selling designs on it. You can also use sites like ahrefs, ubbersuggest, demrush, monitor backlinks, mangools, Moz Pro, Majestic, BuzzSumo, or Serpstat. Create designs similar to the all the ones on the front page changing something to make it unique so that you are not directly copying.
Create designs quickly and easily by making text based tees. You can even add ornamental features like flowers or patterns to add a little flare. A secret to getting your Redbubble title is on Amazon as well. Simply copy and paste it from the Amazon design to Redbubble.
Your description should describe how the product feels or how it can be used. Don't fill your description with text describing the material, but do take advantage of this area to place any links that you may have. This could be to your linktree, YouTube, Instagram etc. Speaking of descriptions, your artist bio should be short, concise and include a link. This description should be the same on all your platforms.
This is how you can drive traffic to your site. You may not want to hear this, but tags are only half the battle. Because of tag spamming and people doing tag research like everyone else, it is very easy to get lost in the wave of designs that flood in every time people notice a trend start. Use your shop as a tag and create long tail key word tags. These will have less competition and targeted traffic.
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Take advantage of the sites that Redbubble partners with and post your content to these sites as well such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, Dribble, Behance, Deviantart, Pintrest, Flickr, Google, and you personal website if you have one. When posting to these sites do not use the images from Redbubble, only use the links. You will want to use Smart Mock Ups to create unique designs that will allow you to stand out if your design is ranking with another in a similar niche. You can choose from many different mockups like office decor, clothing and more.
The best way to rank is to write articles about your own work and post them to any platforms you are on. You could create a "Top 10 Summer Tees for nurse moms", or "5 Things every office space needs", feature your products and links to them.
You could also go to news.google.com and search articles related to your niche. Filter by time to see the newest articles. This can give you ideas for emerging topics and trends. You can save topics so that you are alerted when new articles come out. If you don't feel like writing articles, you can use Quillbot.com to paraphrase articles. When posting your articles be sure to create ads to layer between the paragraphs and embed links.
If you want your shop to have likes and look credible when people click on it, simply create 3-4 additional Redbubble accounts just to like the designs you post to your shop. Or if you have multiple shops, you can cycle between them liking all your designs. You can do this free in your spare time, just as you would on social media sites.
Now it's time to let people see your creations.
Guerrilla marketing can be a risky tactic and you'll want to check you local and state laws before participating. The easiest way to market for nearly free is to use a QR code generator that links to your site. Go to ebay.com and grab a few sticker packs. You can use clear tape to put these creative stickers up with your code. You can also target areas related to your niche to advertise. If you create products related to home goods and decor, you could frequent your local Ross, Marshalls, Walmart etc. and slip your QR code into related packages. If they are adhesive, you can place them on the bottom of boxes or merchandise.
Now imagine being stung by one bee. Unless you have an allergy, chances are that you'll be uncomfortable at the injection site, but you will be okay. Imagine being stung by one bee a month. It's very unfortunate, no? But you'd be okay. Imagine being stung by all 12 bees at the same time. That's the same concept that you want to apply to marketing.
For tees and apparel, you can slip your QR into the clothes you try on at stores, or place them in the pockets of pants that are for sale. Remember you are trying to get your shop or featured product in the eyes of as many people as possible.
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Ask your friends to use their cellphone. Go to Redbubble.com from their phone and search for your shop. Click on it and browse for a while. Do this with all your friends or just message them all and ask them to check out your shop. Using different devices, different locations, at different times will help you rank better. It shows that people are active on your shop.
Now for the good stuff. The review. I deleted my entire Shop in April and started over to try out Ryan Houges Redbubble Course for print on demand. I had to delete all my designs so that none of the previous SEO linked to my site didn't alter the results. I don't want to be biased, but after sharing my before and after results using Ryan Houges course, I'd like to know what you think. Before using Ryan's methods I was averaging 1,000 visitors a months and $105 a month. After Ryan Houges program I was averaging 0 visitors and $0.
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It was so bad I thought that I would try to help Ryan's methods with targeted traffic from Fiverr. I had never used Fiverr so I was skeptical. I purchased targeted traffic, but my experience was not the best. I was given a link to monitor the traffic updates, but the traffic was not reflected in my Redbubble analytics or through my google analytics even though their link said that it was. Maybe it was just my experience, but I felt it was definitely not worth paying for.
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Ryan's techniques didn't offer anything unique that you couldn't find for free on YouTube on your own. It is well organized and put together in one specific spot so you don't have to scroll through hours of video listening to everyone say the same thing.
And let's face it, we want to make sales. There is a reason why so many people quit Redbubble before even getting started. It's because no matter how good the design is, if people do see it they can't buy it.
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𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓.
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✩ ‧₊˚ ✩。NANAMI KENTO
settled - nanami settles the score
wrong - nanami thinks it’s wrong coming home to you
team - you and nanami make a good team
good - nanami’s a good father to yuji (single dad!)
spring - the morning after moving in with nanami
✩ ‧₊˚ ✩。GOJO SATORU
closer - gojo and his sunglass collection (rich boy!)
attention - gojo loves attention too much (rich boy!)
handful - gojo and megumi are handfuls (single dad!)
afternoon after - waking up next to gojo (rich boy!)
silence - gojo asks what you like about him (rich boy!)
clingy - cutely annoying and clingy gojo (rich boy!)
opulence - you and gojo have your first fight (rich boy!)
4:51 AM - gojo looks happy with your baby in his arms
routine - it’s routine for gojo to talk to your baby bump
honey - gojo learns to make pancakes for you (rich boy!)
pictures on the wall - gojo makes a mess in the kitchen
finals week - gojo hates when you study (rich boy!)
proud - the first time gojo hears certain words (rich boy!)
wounded pride - gojo is just a bit jealous (rich boy!)
baby - gojo, you, his mother, and baby pics (rich boy!)
difficult - gojo is too difficult to have arguments with
the same - gojo returns home. everything’s still the same
no heart - gojo finds out his contact name (rich boy!)
meet ugly - your first encounter with gojo (rich boy!)
02:09 AM - gojo comes to your place drunk (rich boy!)
before and after - you find gojo after a bad day (rich boy!)
09:08 AM - gojo returns with scars. you think he’s pretty
security - gojo visits your job. you want to die (rich boy!)
goodbye kiss - gojo needs his kiss goodbye (rich boy!)
family secrets - gojo finds you’ve been hiding something
new people - drying gojo’s hair after a shower together
partners - gojo is not your project partner (rich boy!)
burner accounts - your ex still watch your insta story
first kiss - gojo's first kiss is in the summer—with you
lucky - you're always lucky gojo comes home to you
04:08 AM - you wake up gojo to confess your love
✩ ‧₊˚ ✩。GETO SUGURU
privilege - you and geto grant each other privileges
3:27 am - geto confesses before your classmate can
not yet - geto isn’t ready to sleep yet
if only - geto i-steal-my-best-friends-lover suguru (sb!)
princess - nanako and mimiko do geto’s hair. you love it
tangled - you brush geto’s hair whenever he’s frustrated
strawberry flavored - geto hates the taste of curses
in your arms, i’m warmest - geto + late night cuddles
geto sensei - geto decides he’ll do things differently
kiss it better - sometimes geto still has nightmares
fatherly competition - geto, the world's coolest dad
✩ ‧₊˚ ✩。FUSHIGURO TOJI
exception - toji is one exception you might make (single dad!)
✩ ‧₊˚ ✩。FUSHIGURO MEGUMI
3:49 AM - megumi is prone to overthink
✩ ‧₊˚ ✩。OKKOTSU YUTA
who else - yuta’s never been the jealous type til now
7:52 am - you and yuta’s first real morning together
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he realizes he’s in love with you - toji, itadori, gojo, nanami
you stop playing with his hair - geto, gojo, nanami, toji, yuta
you don’t say i love you back - geto, gojo, nanami, megumi, itadori
you set your wallpaper as an ugly photo of him - gojo, geto, toji, itadori, megumi
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✩ ‧₊˚ ✩。GOJO SATORU
i know you still think about the times we had - you and gojo navigate back to each other after a break up
the dictionary definition of a rich boy - being partnered with that annoying rich guy for a project
✩ ‧₊˚ ✩。GETO SUGURU
what if you’re someone i just want around (i’m falling again) - suguru is alive after it all ends. he’s sent to you
i’m afraid that’s just the way the world works (but i think that it could work for you and me) - you and suguru navigate parenthood after two twin girls are saved
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Can I request a celebrity AU with Elizabeth Olsen and Female Reader? Where R is Vision in the MCU. And like throughout a series of interviews and behind the scenes shots, you can see how the two actually fall in love in real life. And in like the final interview they ask “Are you two dating?” And this time they can finally say yes
Hello darling, how are you? I hope well. This took me a while, and i’m not sure you’re even going to like it. But i hope you do. It was honestly kind of strange to write for Lizzie, i kept mistaken the name as Wanda. Also, i changed your idea a bit, because i could find the right way to write the interviews. But anyway, here it is. Good reading.
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Elizabeth Olsen x Reader - Love is outside the screen
Summary: The one where Reader plays Vision in the MCU and she falls in love with her co-worker Elizabeth Olsen.
Warnings: None.
Words:  4.308 words  //// Read on AO3
Marks:  @wandamaximoffpuppy
Part. 2  || Part 3
Eight years ago
Your agent was calling you for the third time, and you thought you should answer before you lost your contract.
Letting out an impatient sigh as you reached for your cell phone, you left it on speaker.
- Hello, Sara. - You say with a slight irony as you relax your body in the water of the jacuzzi again.
- It's not polite to ignore someone who keeps you employed. - she said irritated, making you laugh.
- Sorry, but I told you I was on vacation. - You reminded her. - And what did you keep doing? Oh yes, calling me.
- Don't be so grumpy, woman. - She replied with a light humor in her voice, and you could hear the clatter of keystrokes, suggesting that she was working. - I have an opportunity for you.
You raised your eyebrows in curiosity, but said nothing. And by your silence, Sara kept talking.
- Tell me, have you ever thought about being a superhero?
You let out an incredulous laugh, thinking it was a joke. 
- I'm not going to make any weird latex movies, Sara. - You warn her, and she lets out a laugh.
- Actually, honey, it's Marvel.
You blink in surprise, and then turn to rest your arms on the edge of the jacuzzi and look directly at your cell phone.
- What are you talking about? 
- Ah, caught your interest, huh? - She remarks. - You actors are all the same, one famous name and you fall to your knees.
- Sara...
- No, it's okay. - She giggles. - They want a openly queer actress to play a lesbian heroine, I think. And then they called me.
- Wow, Marvel doing something like that? - You comment. - It sounds like a lie.
Sara giggles.
- It pays well anyway. - She says, and then a notification pops up on the screen. - I just sent you the script. Let me know if I can confirm your audition.
You let out a sigh before saying goodbye and hanging up, grabbing your cell phone to read the script.
It is the scene description of your character's appearance, and there is also a note for the chemistry test. You bite your lips thoughtfully. You were known in the media for roles in international, indie and cult films, mostly lesbian romance. You had a few academy nominations, and had been awarded twice by the critics. Superheroes were not really what you were looking for. But then you remembered how much you missed having a lgbt reference in media like this, and then you are sending a message to your agent confirming your audition.
//-//
Present
You are twiddling your thumbs in your dressing room. It must be the ninth interview in less than two weeks. Letting out a sigh, you stand up, momentarily looking at your appearance in the mirror. The make-up team did a good job, you look well. And then you are walking outside, to the dressing room next to yours. 
You knock on the door, and are soon answered. But Elizabeth doesn't smile when she pulls you inside.
- Hey, Lizzie, what's up? - you ask worriedly as you close the door. The next second she's hugging you tight, and you sigh. - You're anxious, aren't you?
- I feel like my heart is going to burst out of my mouth. - She grumbles and you start stroking her back, trying to calm her down.
- Remember that exercise we practiced, okay? - You ask her tenderly as you move your feet so that you move together toward the sofa in the living room. You break the embrace slowly, to sit Lizzie down on the couch as you kneel in front of her. She looks on the verge of tears, and you place your hands on top of hers. - Breathe with me, okay?
It will take you many minutes to calm her down, but you don't care. And then she smiles, and brings your foreheads together.
- Thank you. - She whispers before kissing you. She walks away too quickly in your opinion, but you can't say anything because the producer is calling you next, announcing that the interview starts in two minutes. You smile at Liz before getting up.
//-//
Seven years ago.
You had just finished filming your last scene in Age of Ultron when your agent called you. Scrolling your finger quickly across the screen, you answered while your cell phone rested on the table in your dressing room, and you kept your hands busy trying to pin up your hair.
- I'm leaving the studio, Sara, what's up? - you told her.
- I wanted to congratulate you on the affair, although I'm surprised it happened so quickly. - She says and you frown in confusion, finishing up with your bun. You pick up your cell phone next.
- What are you talking about?
Sara giggles, and sends you an attachment. You pull your cell phone away from your ear to look at it. It is a photo of you and Elizabeth, your teammate and romantic partner in the franchise, taken the same day you discovered Liz had social anxiety and took her out for coffee with you to take her focus off the celebrity world for a while. The paparazzi managed to capture the exact moment when you kissed her on the cheek in farewell. 
- This is all over the gossip sites as Marvel's mysterious romantic couple. - Your agent commented, and you rubbed your fingers across your forehead in irritation.
- You want me to publicly deny a relationship, is that it? - you ask, walking around the dressing room and gathering your things.
- What? No! This is great for advertising. - she says with slight excitement in her voice. - Especially after the movie comes out! Fans love couples who fall in love behind the screen.
You roll your eyes, switching your cell phone to your ear.
- I'm not going to make a relationship contract if that's what you're thinking! - You say with irritation and can imagine Sara rolling her eyes on the other end of the line.
- Yes, yes, we've been over this, Miss Morally Correct. - She scoffs lightly. - But I really called to talk about the premiere. We have details to discuss.
Sighing, you ask her to wait. Then you finished putting your things away, and grabbed the phone as you walked out the door.
//-//
Six years ago, California
Interviewers can be motherfuckers when they want to be, you thought as you bit the inside of your cheek, trying to keep your face impassive as you watched the woman in front of you list the "missed moments" from the Avengers set. You knew that your agent had talked to the show's staff about the authorized questions, and yet here you were on live television, having to declare whether the timely photos taken on the Avengers set meant that you had a secret relationship with your best friend Elizabeth Olsen.
A slideshow was playing on the screen behind you. There were pictures from the footage, many where you and Liz were laughing together, or having lunch together. There were some where she was sitting on your lap, or vice versa. Your expression softened when you noticed one where she was looking at you adoringly. It was so strange to be an artist sometimes. You smiled politely at the presenter.
- Come on, Ellen, you know how these things are. - You said. - Things are different on camera, Lizzie and I are friends.
The audience let out a chorus of displeasure, and Ellen laughed lightly.
- You know that many of the fans would like this rumor to be true, especially since you two play a couple and you are openly queer. - She says, and you wiggle your fingers in your lap, uncomfortable with where this conversation is going, but you nod in agreement. - Furthermore, you say that the paparazzi cameras are deceiving, but what about the stories you post on your personal networks?
She asks with a chuckle, and then other videos are playing on the screen, and you force yourself to smile and watch.
The vast majority are harmless, and platonic. You spend a lot of time at Liz's house because when she moved in, you were her reference and tour guide, and so you got into the habit of checking up on her. And then you became friends and you spent more time at her house than at yours.There were many videos and pictures on yours and her instagram where you two were tending a garden, playing board games, cooking together, or watching sports.  You bit back a smile as you watched the memories through the images. 
- See?It's hard to believe that this is just platonic. - Ellen insisted again, and the audience laughed.  You tried to cover it up with a smile. - But since you claim to be single, we're going to play a game now. It's called "Who Would You Rather?
The audience applauded and you giggled, straightening your posture in your chair. And then the studio screen had a sign with the name of the game.
- It's very simple, you just have to choose which of the artists you would rather. - She explains, and you blink.
- Rather what?
Ellen lets out a giggle, and you understand, nodding in embarrassment. The audience laughs. The picture changes to two pictures.
- Who would you rather, Scarlett Johansson or Chris Hemsworth?
- Wow, that sounds like a trap. - You comment awkwardly, making the audience laugh. And then you bite your lips. - I think Scarlett.
Ellen gives you a suggestive look, and the audience chuckles, you force yourself to imitate them. The picture changes again.
- Scarlett or Sebastian Stan?
You laugh, smoothing your hair slightly.
- I don't know, I think Seb. - You answer. And then the picture changes again, and you want to run away when the audience gives a chorus of excitement.
- Sebastian Stan or Elizabeth Olsen?
- There it is the trap. - You comment clumsily, causing the audience to bust out laughing. You swallow dryly and look down at your lap before saying. - I'd say Elizabeth Olsen.
You played for a few more minutes, and then the game ended with you choosing Elizabeth at the end, which got the audience cheering and celebrating. When the interview was over, Sara was calling you, and you were massaging your forehead when you answered.
- I thought you said you two weren't dating. - She teased, and you grumbled in irritation. 
- I thought you had discussed these matters with the staff. - You retorted, slightly irritated. - She only asked me about Lizzie and dating the entire interview.
- Honey, you're America's sweet couple. - She sneered. - Ellen wants viewers and will ask the questions that the audience wants to know.
- That's ridiculous. - You said and then sighed. - Why did you call me anyway?
- I have your new shooting location, so get your coats and jackets ready.
//-//
Six years ago, Berlin.
You are laughing at Anthony's imitation of Robert. Sitting in the shared dining hall, you were having a good time over lunch with your other colleagues while you were recording Civil War.
And then you were in scene again, many minutes later, and you found it strange that the nervousness was crossing beyond your character during a specific scene in which you were counteracting with Elizabeth. 
You saw her laughing at a comment your character made, and you should have this expression of surprise and embarrassment, but you didn't even have to act it out. Your cheeks reddened naturally at the image of Liz laughing. And then the director said cut when you were done and you were rushing out to clean up your makeup.
Later that day, after the shoot was over, the team wanted to visit a local pub, and you accepted the invitation, ignoring the previous event, and smiling when Elizabeth touched your arm to get your attention.
- A toast to the Avengers! - shouted the camera crew chief when you were all gathered at the bar, you thought maybe he had had too much to drink, but you joined in the toast. 
You stood next to Lizzie and Chris at a table while sipping a dark drink that might have been craft beer, or something German.
Your cell phone vibrates with a notification and you choke in surprise at the content of the message. Sara had sent you a note from TMZ, stating that your secret romance with Elizabeth Olsen was threatened because you had been seen leaving a coffee shop with Katie McGrath. 
Chris and Lizzie look at you curiously, and you just lay your cell phone down on the table for them to see while you turn the entire glass of beer in your mouth.
- Wow, so your type really is super heroines. - Chris commented with a smile, and you laugh, pushing him away slightly. 
- I swear, I can't be seen talking to any woman that she is automatically my girlfriend. - You say irritated as you put your beer glass back on the table. Your gaze returns to Lizzie, who has picked up your cell phone from the table and is reading the news. Then she hands the phone back to you, and gets a strange look on her face that you can't read very well, but she forces a smile.
- At least you cheated on me with a pretty girl. - she says and you frown in surprise. Chris laughs at the joke, but before you could have any other reaction, the rest of the team is joining you.
//-//
Five years ago, California.
You gave up fighting the questions about your relationship with Elizabeth. They would happen anyway, whether your agent talked to the teams or not, so you just smiled politely when you told people you were just friends and remained truthful in your statements. 
Usually the interviews with Lizzie were easier, because you went into protective mode and your brain was ready to give sharp, snappy answers to keep Elizabeth from being embarrassed. 
So here you were on the Night Show, with one of your favorite interviewers, and your best friend by your side. Jimmy was asking good questions, and he was funny. You hoped he wouldn't ask anything too embarrassing.
After many questions about employment, and worldview, which was refreshing, he finally asked you about the rumors of your secret relationship.
- Girls, you know that the public wants to know. - He began with a smile, and you laughed lightly, exchanging a look with Lizzie. - And actually, we have arguments this time.
- Here we go. - You commented with light irony which made the audience laugh. 
Your latest posts on instagram were visible on the big screen.
- Last Tuesday, both of you posted these stories on your personal accounts. - Jimmy started with excitement. - And it rocked the internet completely, because the location was visible on your instagram, Elizabeth.
Lizzie let out an embarrassed giggle.
- Well, if the public's doubt is whether we were together there, they can confirm it. - She said, and Jimmy let out an excited exclamation. Lizzie waited for the audience to stop their celebratory chorus before speaking again. - But this was a special celebration, since it was my birthday. 
- And I took her on a trip to Mexico. - You completed the story with a slight smile. The audience let out a chorus of happiness and you looked at them in confusion. - Guys, friends do this!
Jimmy and the audience laughed for a moment and then the image came off the screen.
- Come on girls, you're giving us material. - He remarked with a smile. - And you're still going to deny the relationship like you always do, I imagine.
You and Wanda exchange a short chuckle.
- Look, Jimmy, all I have to say is that Lizzie is amazing, she really is. - You saw yourself confessing. - Anyone would be lucky to date this brilliant, spectacular, sweet, fun-loving woman. But that person is not me.
Jimmy lets out an exclamation of sadness along with the audience, but then they applaud your words, and you smile wryly. You risk a glance at Lizzie for a second, and she has slightly flushed cheeks, and looks surprised at your words.
You ignore the nervous feeling at the pit of your stomach, and decide to keep your posture polite as you answer the next questions.
//-//
Four years ago.
You had to kiss Lizzie. And then you shook your head. No, not you. Vision. Your character, Vision, had to kiss Lizzie's character, Wanda Maximoff. And you repeated this like a mantra as you walked from your dressing room to the set.
The day you read this scene, you smiled politely at your agent, and disguised any apparent nervousness. And then you spent the last few weeks pretending that if you didn't think about it, eventually the director would make a change and the scene wouldn't even exist. But here you were, trying to have one last drop of professionalism.
You weren't even recording the scene officially, it was just the rehearsal of lines and marking, and you had sweaty hands. 
As you walked through the studio, the staff smiled and greeted you, and then you spotted Lizzie and ignored the uneven beating of your heart.
- Let's get started girls. - announced Russo as soon as he caught sight of you. He signaled for you to follow the team's prearranged schedule. You smiled at Lizzie as you took your place. - We can test the order of the scene directly. I need to know which angle is best to have Vision ask Wanda to stay with her.
And then you started recording. And now you were Vision. There was no time to think about how naturally your hand fit into Lizzie's, or how good it felt to feel her hugging you. And then Russo shouted cut again.
- That's pretty good. - He commented, looking at the monitor. - Let's shoot the stone scene okay, then the action scene.
The scene started, and you said your lines the way you were supposed to. And then you were looking at Lizzie, and she kissed you as the script said. You held the sigh in your throat, and pulled away. Vision doesn't sigh, so you shouldn't either. And then you are smiling as written, and the director closes the scene again.
You were getting pretty good at hiding how affected you are by Lizzie the more you kiss her onstage. And then you wrap up the day's shooting, and you are mentally exhausted. You want to sleep in your dressing room, but you decide to go home.
And as you are walking back to your car, Lizzie calls out to you.
- Hey, partner. - She greets me by walking beside you. - Don't you want to go for a drink tonight?
You let out a sigh, ignoring the urge to shout that you would go anywhere with her, and thinking about how tired your body is.
- I'm exhausted, Lizzie. - You tell her, and she looks upset, but you add with a smile. - But I'll take it if it's something at your place.
Lizzie's face lights up quickly, and she nods, and then says she'll leave something in her car. She returns when you are already in yours.
- All set? - You ask to confirm, and she smiles and nods. And then you start the car and drive out of the studio.
Lizzie turns on the car stereo a moment later, and you begin humming the song.
- You've been distant lately. - She comments distractedly as you drive away. - You know you can talk to me, right?
You smile, ignoring the feeling in your stomach.
- Yes, Lizzie. - You say without taking your eyes off the road. - I'm just busy, that's all. It's nothing.
Lizzie makes a noise of agreement and looks away. You think maybe she believes you're not telling her the truth, and you feel guilty. So you decide to change the subject.
- How are things at home, Liz? Are Mary-Kate and Ashley well? - you ask, and she looks at you quickly.
- Everything's fine. - she says, and then she bites her lip. - Did I do something?
You frown, glancing quickly at her before looking down the street again. The light was red. And when you turn your head toward her, she lets out a sigh.
- You don't talk to me anymore. - She says seriously, looking at you. - Since Berlin, you're just distant. Always busy, and with ready-made answers. And now you try small talk, even though you hate it. I wish you would tell me what I did wrong.
Your heart is racing at the accusations, because she is absolutely right. And then you swallow dry, and prepare to speak, but then Liz is pointing ahead, the headlight has opened. And you have to drive, and she crosses her arms and looks away to the window.
You drive the rest of the way to her house in silence, and when you park the car in the driveway, she mumbles a goodnight before getting out. 
Squeezing the steering wheel in your fingers, you take a deep breath. And then you get out of the car, and the noise of the door opening surprises her because she turns to look. But you are walking toward her, and raising your hand to the back of her neck, bringing your mouths together. Lizzie chokes in surprise, but in the next second she melts against you as she kisses you back.
You part breathlessly, holding your foreheads together.
- I am in love with you. - You confess. - I'm sorry I was a complete idiot, but I was terrified.
Lizzie giggles, kissing you again quickly before hugging you. And then she is breaking the embrace to look at you, a shy smile on her lips.
- I'm in love with you too. - she says. - I'm glad that's the problem and not something else.
You laugh, and kiss her one last time before entwining your hands and walking toward her house.
You decide to take things slow, so naturally, two weeks later, you ask her to be your girlfriend over dinner. Lizzie smiles all night, but you know that if this is a secret, she can't wear the ring.
Public relationships mean contracts, and agents, and unwanted questions, and lots of opinions about your lives. And you two wanted to keep that to yourselves for the time being.
So when directors comment that your onstage chemistry is amazing, you two just nod and thank them. When the interviewers ask if you are together, you deny it as before.
The first time you sleep with Lizzie, you almost break the bed. And it's all right, because you two are laughing with happiness and pleasure, and she pulls you in for another kiss. And you entwine your hands, the commitment rings on your fingers.
A year and a half later, you are getting very busy with your participation in a youth series, and there are many rumors that you are dating your co-star, so Lizzie is jealous and you can't blame her. 
You decide that the secret cannot go on any longer, at least not to your friends and employers. So you talk to Lizzie, and you both call your agents. Sara laughs for ten minutes when you tell her, but she is happy to talk to Lizzie's agent. You are not public yet, but it is important that all parties are in agreement. You hate bureaucracy, but you don't mind as long as Lizzie's hand is in yours. Your friends are very happy, and the other cast members tease you constantly about it.
When you shoot the last movie, you think you are going to be fired because your character has died. But then you and Lizzie get a series together.
You try not to overthink how you will deny the rumors on television, but Lizzie kisses you on the cheek and tells you that you will face it together. 
It takes three more months for you to propose. You think your chest will explode with happiness when she accepts.
And then you are calling your agents again, and Sara almost faints when you tell her that you got married in secret at some registry office in the Caribbean and she needs to get the paperwork sorted out. When you get back to California, there is a small ceremony with your family members.
//-//
Present
You and Lizzie are sitting side by side in the interview. The questions about WandaVision are over, and now you know from Jimmy's expression what he is going to say.
- The last time you were here, I had only an instagram post as an argument for your secret relationship. - He says, making you, Lizzie and the audience laugh lightly. - But now I have talked to the production and they prepare a presentation.
- My goodness. - You remark, making him laugh. And then he waves to the big screen, and you try to disguise your nervousness.
A presentation of images began to play to the audience to the sound of "honeybee" by the band "The Head and The Heart". There are several studio shots, from photo rehearsals to behind-the-scene moments. There is a picture from the day you met, from the first cast test, from the Avengers taping, paparazzi shots of you laughing in the parking lot, or in the open areas. There are pictures of you walking around Los Angeles together, pictures of your rides, or your travels. There are clippings from instagram stories where you spend time together, laughing and hugging. The presentation ends with the BTS photo of WandaVision from the first day of recording where you have your arm around Lizzie, and the two of you are laughing.
You clear your throat away the emotion, but Lizzie wipes her eyes lightly.
- That was very beautiful. - She comments as Jimmy hands her a piece of tissue paper. The audience bursts into tears of excitement.
- I guess we can get to the part where you deny everything now can't we? - Jimmy jokes and you smile and straighten your posture.
- Actually, Jimmy, we have something to announce.
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ballorawan740 · 3 years
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SCP Scenarios: When they accidentally kill you
Requested by: okokok121 + @RitaRoseFromBBB
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(Ok, I know you did ask for the doctors + Mikell and Strelnikov, but I've decided to add the SCPs in here if that's alright with you. And also, sorry if I didn't capture Strelnikov's attitude well as I'm not as familiar with him compared to Mikell, yet again I'm not familiar with Jack Bright's family other than TJ and 321)
Sorry if it wasn't up to your standards. I just felt that some of these characters weren't the type to kill the reader, even if it wasn't intentional.
WARNING: Slight Angst
Dr Simon Glass
Simon wouldn't be the one to accidentally kill you himself, but it's more of the situation he put you in without realising the full extent of the consequences. He was just busy writing his patients' reports, and you just strolled in his office to check upon him. Simon stopped what he was doing and smiled with you as you both ate your food in his ever so clean office. As you were about to leave, Glass requested you to deliver something to Jack Bright in which you did. You and Jack were close friends (not so surprising since you're both equally as mad as each other) so if Simon wanted to know where he is or if he needed to give him something, he would go to you first. You managed to deliver the parcel to Bright in 682's containment cell and you both laughed before you returned. Unfortunately, 682 was having a rough day due to being a subject to Bright's test (I would be too tbh) which caused him to become more aggressive than usual and attacked 3 researchers. One of them being you as 682 dragged you down to the acid bath with him and Jack rushed to save you. Bright wasn't able to and he had to fulfil;l his duty to tell Simon Glass that you passed as 682 had killed you during a test. Needless to say, Glass was forced to take time off with Bright due to this event and he became more distant for months to come. Bright had to keep it together just so Simon wouldn't have to lose the shred of sanity he had in him.
Dr Jack Bright
You and Bright were doing some tests on one of the more dangerous SCPs (no, it's not that giant mf lizard of that warrior killing machine) in which your job was to handle these creatures while Jack was doing all the lab stuff. The SCP you both were conducting your research on was ●●|●●●●●|●●|● (SCP 2521 - We're getting ripped tonight, RIP my friends) and you were doing all sorts of things which resulted in you summoning this creature out of the blue by accident. Bright had to drag you out away from the creature and you just stood there observing its behaviour until it noticed you. Jack Bright had to take you on the run yet again (cuz you do be stoopid and stubborn so all yall wanna do is stare at something that's gonna kill ya. JUST RUN BIATCH!!!) but the SCP managed to catch up with you both and snatched you before Bright could even get help. Jack was astonished and deeply depressed since the incident and was left increasingly agitated after every walking day and even Glass couldn't get him out of his shell. He would pretend that everything's fine, but deep down, everyone knows that he's not (that's a whole ass mood right there buddy). Bright was extremely guilty for making you research 2521 and tried to summon it again, but all other scientists stopped it.
Dr Alto Clef
Clef was just doing his job, managing all the Keter class SCPs with ease and without hesitation. You know this from first-hand experience on your very first day on the job 3 years ago and Clef took an interest in you so he took you under his wing. So on this mission, he's on, he wanted to take you with him so you went along (not like you'd say no to this madman anyways right?). It was a breach on one of the sites with a sh- ton of Keter class SCPs and your jobs were to exterminate/neutralise them and save all the other researchers in which your team did do well and were still alive. You on the other hand were killed in action by SCP 939 (NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS RELEASED MY PETS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!). Clef wasn't able to save you on time, but he managed to kill 2 of those SCPs. When he got back, he hid in his office and was depressed for 23.3 weeks and when he managed to drag himself out, he was bawling his eyes out. He deeply regretted taking you on a mission with him and swore an oath that if he were to ever take another person under his wing (probs in like 50 years), he would do anything in his power to not take them on a life-threatening mission.
Dr Benjamin Kondraki
You were out with Kondraki, just laying on the grass like you normally do as you just watched Kondraki take photographs of various and random stuff. Not long later, you asked him if he could teach you how to become such an avid photographer like him, so he did. However, little did you and Kondraki know that his butterfly friends felt danger lurking around the area you were in and quickly transformed into a threatening SCP to defend you both. Lurking around the woods were uncontained 939s running loose on the ground in which the booterflies attacked it. One of the red lizards was ready to pounce onto Kondraki to which you ran and pushed him out of the way (BAD DOGGO ))),:<). Luckily he was unharmed, but you, on the other hand, was heavily injured so Kondraki rushed you back to the foundation's medic. You died there shortly after and Kondraki blamed himself for getting you hurt on a harmless visit to the woods for some photographs. Bright and Clef begged Glass to do some psychological evaluation on Kondraki despite him telling them that he needs some time alone before he could do such things.
O5 Council Mikell Bright
When you're with Mikell, he would be his true self, being honest and relaxed since you're his most trusted partner. Moreover, he would tell you everything about what the O5 Council has been doing and their top secrets and you would always keep your lips sealed. The other members are wary of this at first but soon warm up to you since you're one of the most trusted individuals. Being with the cowboy is quite entertaining and you'll be quite protected being with him, so most of the time, you get free reign over the foundation, however, you still had to obey the rules as you weren't exactly a member of the O5 council and that would also help you from making people think you're sus for being treated so differently. That day was one of the days where your freedom got the better of you as you were on a mission with Mikell and he was about to aim at the target until you pushed him out of the way from danger. He quickly gained his composure and tried to shoot the anomaly behind you which he missed and shot you instead. Mikell was in shock and tried to get the medics, but by the time they arrived, you've already passed. Jack had to check up on his brother regularly to see how he's doing and to make sure he doesn't fall off the edge, reminding him that you wouldn't want to see him this way.
Agent Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov
As an agent, Strelnikov's life and his closest friends and relatives would be on the line. He wouldn't know when, where or how he would die and is in constant fear of losing everyone around him, especially you. One time, he took you on a mission with him since you were trained under him and he felt that you were ready to go onto your first-ever mission (well too bad, it's your last mission since y'all just suck at your jobs and this poor man has to drag you up from hell and y'all just fall back in) and so you guys went and attempted to gain information and track down some SCPs. Dmitri had to save you a few times since you didn't heed his advice and looked behind your back and that one time he left you on your own, you were murdered by a ruthless group from one of the GOIs. This, of course, deeply saddened agent Strelnikov as he was washed away by the guilt he had from leaving you to stand by your own 2 feet. You were a bright and gentle person who always looked up to him, always eager to learn and never want to fail him. These traits are what drew you to him and he was hoping to have you on his team permanently, however, that dream was long gone (just like your non-existent brain cells trying to keep your life together so y'all don't do stupid things) as you were snatched away from him in an instant. He wrote the report once he went back to the foundation and locked himself up for so long the doctors had to get him out (like your guardians whenever you don't wake up in the mornings).
Extras:
SCP 073 (Cain)
You and Cain were strolling around site 17 until a containment breach happened. Cain had to drag you by your arm since you froze (like a deer in headlights XD) and didn't react to anything since you were afraid. Luckily you did manage to get your senses back together and ran with him. Not long later, a Keter class SCP came charging at you and in a panic, Cain pushed you aside without a glance which caused another SCP to kill you since you were blocking the way. He looked over to you to see that you were wounded, lifted you up, and found a medic. Cain blamed himself for not looking carefully and had he done that, you wouldn't be dying. By the time the medic and you both arrived, you were already at the brink of death and when 343 finally arrived, you were long gone. 343 had to calm 073 down from trying to seek revenge once again but he can't due to the overwhelming guilt he had on him. 343 managed to ease his mind a bit which caused him to blackout. The researchers had to put him under their watchlist to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid (like you when you're studying for your important exams).
SCP 076 (Abel)
It was a normal day for you and Abel to hang around until this one mf guard angered Abel to which caused a containment breach. He went on a rampage (you do be here like Hercules! Hercules! XD) in which you had to try and calm him down. By the time you went to the main part of the facility, you saw many of the D-classes and researchers beheaded (like the previous queens in- never mind). When you had found Abel attempting to slaughter a guy, you jumped in front of the victim and by the time Abel realised that you were there, his sword cut you open in half (KO! 10 points to Gryffindor). He was overwhelmed with guilt and anxiety about him killing you by accident and returned to his box as demanded by the MTF members. The scientists noticed a change in Abel's behaviour and never questioned it. Those who knew what had happened never mentioned it in fear of another breach and left him be.
SCP 999 (Tickle Monster)
It was an ideal Saturday night at the foundation. You and our adorable 999 was wandering around the facility minding your own business until some madman came charging into the foundation. The alarm for the breach went on and everyone was confused since there weren't any dangerous SCPs on the loose. As it turns out, it was an intruder from one of the other GOIs trying to kidnap some of the SCPs. You and 999 just so happened to be in the exact same spot as the intruder and was holding a weapon of some sort. Realising what's happening, 999 pushed you out of the way just as the intruder fired her weapon which missed you both. One of the agents caught up with both of you and tried to shoot the intruder but ended up shooting you just as you got up which killed you. 999 never greeted any visitors in his cell ever again for quite some time and the researchers attempted to bribe him but failed.
SCP 682 (Hard to Destroy Reptile)
You were requested to take part in a test with 682 and another Keter class SCP in a test room and your job was to make sure 682 weren't allowed to lash out at the researchers because of this test. However, this certain Keter class SCP has decided that it wants to attack you in which 682 shoved you aside to protect you. The researchers ran in to save you but the other SCP managed to pounce on you and suffocated you to the brink of death. 682 was about to take a chonki bite out of that SCP but instead, he bit you instead, killing you instantly. He regretted every decision he has ever made and never attacked the foundation staff for months.
SCP 049 (Plague Doctor)
This doctor was just minding his own business until some dumbass researchers rushed into his room like some fanboys trying to get their noona's signatures. 049 was entertained by this remark but was soon agitated as they disturbed his work and wouldn't leave him alone. So, 049 used his lethal touch on some of the researchers as the rest ran. Luckily, they ran into you, so you managed to calm down the angri bird doctor. Unfortunately, that didn't go as planned as he had mistaken you as one of the other fanboys and stabbed you right into your heart. As soon as he had realised what he's done, he rushed you into his cell and performed surgery on you. Mid-surgery, he soon realised that you were losing too much blood and died right then and there. He mourned for quite some time as the other researchers were severely punished as it had led to your death which could've been avoided.
SCP 035 (Possessive Mask)
Like the other SCPs mentioned in the list, there was a test that resulted in your death. 035 was instructed to change to another human as the black goo was secreted from the mask and so he obeyed as you were slouching by the corner of the test room. Except for this time, it is being worn by a taller and more muscular man who was a wanted man due to his former job as a mercenary. As the researchers watched intently, the mask soon felt slightly overpowered but was resolved quickly due to his evergrowing abilities and experience in possessing those who come near it or is wearing the mask. The mask spoke of the discomfort of being overpowered to which the researchers took note of this statement and watched. You were somewhat concerned to you went closer to your beloved partner to check up on him. However, upon coming closer to 035, he switched his usual persona to the man wearing it, becoming more aggressive and unable to control this body, killing the first person he sees, which was you. This stunned the researchers as the guards tried to pry him off you. When they managed to get him off, you were no longer breathing. In the next interview with 035, he displayed extreme guilt and sadness of his inability to possess the man well enough to control him fully and made a request for him to be left alone for a while.
SCP 096 (Shy Guy)
You both met up during the breach a few steps away from 096's cell. He was wandering around to find you while covering his elongated face. All the other researchers were outside trying their best to stay calm and deal with this massive breach until they just saw 096 walking about looking for someone. It instantly clicked in their mind and offered to look for you as long as he goes back to his cell afterwards to which he agreed. Upon finding you, another SCP was attempting to attack you but was soon neutralised by the other MTFs. 096 managed to push you away beforehand but his throw was so strong that you died on the impact when you fell to the ground (you really did get yeeted lmao). As 096 and the others ran towards you to make sure you were ok, you had stopped breathing and 096 screamed in sadness which flooded the whole field. As he was contained back to his cell, they noticed a small detail about 096 which was him wailing every now and again about your death.
SCP 105 (Iris)
You and Iris were just strolling down site 17 to meet with Cain and Dr James Dantensen. Once you've arrived at the agreed location within site 17, you guys were just catching up with old times and sharing your memories and stories about your everyday lives. However, this jolly moment only lasted for so long as someone had breached the containment to target you as you were close to a lot of the SCPs, especially the humanoid ones. As you, along with the others, ran to safety, the enemy caught up with you and threatened you for your knowledge of the SCPs. Iris finally caught up with you just in time to see the commotion and shoved you out of the way. Cain managed to shield you from another guy who attempted to shoot you in which Iris retaliates by throwing a knife back, but instead, injured you instead. She ran over and screamed as you slowly blacked out. Cain had to carry you over as Dantensen was calling the medics and you barely managed to survive. During your days in the hospital, the suspect managed to suffocate you which alarmed everyone. During the days that followed, Iris had been seeking out revenge as Cain tried to make her stay calm and think more rationally.
SCP 106 (Old Man)
It was another day spending some time in 106's pocket dimension as you relaxed with him. You both talked about your past experiences and the obstacles you both had overcome. Once you both were done relaxing (aka never you lazy catto so get up and do something useful for once cuz I don't wanna see yall get screamed at by your family and non-existent friends (jk jk i hope they're treating you well)), 106 took you back to his containment cell and just sat there as the researchers looked at you both blankly. 096 caused a containment breach which, of course, freed you both from 106's cell and you made a run for it (RUN FOREST RUN!). As you and 096 came into contact, 106 tried to put himself between the both of you, knowing what 096 was capable of. Unfortunately, this resulted in 106 being attacked and you died from looking at his face (wear a damn mask 096, you're in the middle of a pandemic). Saddened by the news, 106 seek revenge but was briefly neutralised and shipped to another facility so it wouldn't cause another breach due to his rage.
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A Royal Scandal 3
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Summary - Modern ruler, His Majesty King Steven G Rogers, is on a quest to make his long term secret relationship the real thing. He is a man in love and wants his lover and partner to be his queen.
Warnings - Smut (m/f), dub con/non con, sex tape, scandals, mentions of past domestic abuse, soft dark Steve, possessive Steve, spanking, power imbalance, mentions of previous domestic abuse, somnophilia.
Pairing - King!Steve x reader
Word count - 7k
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Sometimes Steven forgot that you weren’t that much younger than him. He forgot about a lot of things when it was only the two of you. You did that to him. You made him forget things that everyone else reminded him of constantly, intentional and not.
Early that morning was no different.
Long before his alarm went off, Steve found himself on his side watching you sleep. Feeling in every way equal to you, like there was not this huge ocean of things that he did not have in common with you, opposed to what the two of you shared.
Obviously, he was the son of kings and tyrants while you were the daughter of immigrants and a blue-collar family. You’d grown up in a house full of love and kindness and acceptance, he had not. You’d ended your teenage years going to college and then travelling and ending up here, where you chose to stay and work and travel and live a life that Steve could only dream of, his own had never been his own and never would be.
You had dreams and hopes, little things like aspirations. He didn’t.
Steve’s life was dictated by things like duty and obligations, expectations. Yours was not.
Maybe that was why he’d been so drawn to you?
Compared to all the royals around Europe and titled individuals, politicians, even old families, none of them interested him even a fraction of the amount that you interested him. To Steve you were exotic. You were a fascinating creature who might as well have come from Mars.
He couldn’t even say what it was or why.
For so long it had felt right to be alone. Considering the blood of monsters ran through his veins, Steve had been uninterested in any sort of companionship more than a brief encounter at a private location.
For Christ’s sake, he refused to sleep in the bedroom that his father had slept in.
Upon assuming the throne, he’d selected to take up older quarters in an unused part of the palace living complex. As if to ensure he was as far away from the rooms that his father and grandfather and great-grandfather had slept. Choosing to sleep in a bed untainted by any of those men, stored from when his land was ruled by an emperor. Hoping with the hopes of a young king that it would save him from their madness.
Beside him, you slept so peacefully, trustingly.
Steve had never brought anyone into his private apartment. Nor had his bed seen any carnal action since it’d gone into storage. Until you. He’d simply never been so inclined.
A rough sound from the growth on his cheek rubbing against his pillow. A pleasant reminder of that night that felt so long ago, yet also like only yesterday.
He’d had a beard back then he remembered.
A full bushy one.
One that had made you laugh softly at, roll your eyes and still manage to pull off an acceptable bow when you greeted him that late night.
“They beat Canada then Your Majesty?” You had inquired with good nature, setting down a whole stack of papers and folders onto the very modern conference table in a big room that could fit two dozen, more if the people were standing.
He’d beamed.
Steve remembered he’d been in a particularly good mood that night. Even if he was working late on the education push into the outer regions of his kingdom. A good amount was still very rural, many simple villages that lived as they had fifty or more years ago. Many parts of his kingdom were still deeply rooted in the past.
“Indeed. Eleven to four.”
He was beaming. Beaming! You were pretty sure you could see molars. It made you shake your head and begin to sort out all your work into piles to go over. Not that you’d ever admit to secretly being caught up in the hype of the team being so close to gold at the Winter Olympics. “So then the beard stays?”
“You of all people,” he admonished, coming over to help you. Picking up the well-marked up maps you’d spent hours annotating.
Making you roll your eyes.
On he went though, obviously needing to drive home the seriousness of this matter. “The beard stays until we win gold. Next we play Norway. I don’t think it needs to be said that we cannot risk it.”
He was serious. Really serious. If that full glorious beard was any indication.
More focused on the organizing task yourself.
Sorting your work by region, pile by pile, each had taken much work and effort and negotiation, endless phone calls and trips and emails to each area to get them to work not only with you, but one another. It was like herding cats. It had taken you months to get this all sorted out for Steve to see. His ideas weren’t even ready to be implemented. This was just the pre-gaming, the leadup, the work in preparation. You weren’t even on Step One. You were on Step Zero.
“Now that I know, I’ll be sure to grow a beard next Winter Olympics.”
And then you were rewarded with a rich hearty laugh from your king.
Well not your king, as you weren’t a citizen of this country. But you still liked to think of him as your king.
Watching you sleep was something he’d never tire of. Never get enough of. It was a luxury that he didn’t realize he wanted day in out.
The ability to wake up with you tangled up in blankets. Curled back against his front. Hogging pillows as you did. Allowing Steve to run his fingers up and down your bare thigh, along the curves of your body. Letting him lean forward to press his lips to your shoulder and see the peaceful rest of your face in his slowly lightening bedroom. Every last inch of you here for him.
Hungry.
That was what it was, he was hungry for you. Like a big bear that woke from hibernation after a long winter. At times he felt such a way. Never having felt this way about anyone prior.
In his own time, he slipped his fingers down along the round of your ass underneath the flesh of your hip. Warm. Soft. Smooth. Neither of you had left the bed since the late night bath in his tub.
Further down Steve allowed his fingers to trail.
Memorizing every last second to get him through his day. From how you felt pressed against the front of him, how your back moved against his chest with every steady breath you took. The way your legs tangled in his buttery sheets with his own, how the soft cheeks of your bottom pressed against his alert groin.
Most definitely though, how your skin tasted and felt beneath his mouth. Smelling like yourself from all your favorite bath products kept in his bathroom.
You’d smelled so good that night too.
You always smelled good.
It was something that he had noticed but hadn’t given any real thought to.
It seemed to be a mix of perfume and body lotion or cream. Cause Steve found the flowery smell would linger after you walked by in the way that perfume did, infusing the air and making his brain scream out that you were near. But also, when you shook his hand, it always had that sweet fresh clean smell afterwards.
Now, whenever Steve smelled it, all he could think about was you.
Those smells danced around him. Making the late hour bearable. Making the fact that the offices were empty but for the two of you, when you both should have been home in bed, not matter.
“Ok…” you were talking to him, pointing out places on the massive map that was his nation. Arms crossed. Legs spread. Standing beside you as you informed him with tones that indicated your happiness, your displeasure as well as your utter irritation. “…so I managed to get in touch with every Education Department in all nine of your territories.”
Though you were not looking at him, Steve nodded, laser focused on this project he’d tasked you with months ago.
“All of the department heads are on board with your desired overhaul to completely modernize the entire system. Unfortunately, they told me that I had to call all the district heads for all forty-six provinces to get their agreed participation too.”
Your tone went from pleased with yourself then skeptical and then annoyed.
You turned your head to look at him. “Which is what I spent the last three months doing. It was something of a thing.”
Steve could only imagine.
He was quiet though so you could go on. More than pleased with how well you worked in this position. He’d originally been skeptical with your being a foreigner. How dedicated would you be to a job in a country that was not your own? One hundred percent as it turned out.
Your hands flattened out dramatically on the table. Outrage surged from you. “I’m still waiting on two appointees because their predecessors apparently died during harvest season and no one could be bothered to replace the position. I literally had to fly out to the outer reaches of civilization to find this out. Cause all the government offices are closed during harvest season, fyi. But they’re literally filling the positions now.”
Such was the challenge of having a large kingdom with one foot in the future and one in the past. Such things led to the difficultly of keeping a Chief of Staff.
Steve’s previous Chief of Staff had come highly recommended and lasted a little over a month.
Whether it was from a lack of dedication, the obvious frustrations of the job or maybe he simply had not wanted to jump on a plane and fly six hours then ride by car five hours to remote areas in order to complete his work. Steve could not be sure. All he knew for sure was he’d keep you as long as humanly possible.
In his eyes, you were a saint.
“What’s with the question mark?”
Making you look to see which question mark you’d marked on the map full of stickers and marks and tabs. Hours had been spent working on the damn thing.
Seeing which question mark in question made your nose scrunch. “Oh…them, they refuse to even answer my calls until they are allowed to take their traditional name for their province. Which is way above my pay grade. Someone else is going to have to deal with them. I tried.”
Ah, Steve nodded, that was far from surprising. The far outer regions were notoriously independent or rebellious, depending on your stance.
He would deal with them accordingly. Not how his father did, but in his own way.
Steve’s attention was drawn to two nearby provinces. Each had a frowny face sticker. Without asking, he merely pointed.
A noise of pure disgusted frustration came from deep in your throat. Making you stand and look to him, brandishing your hands in all directions. “I tried my best with them. I really did. Both of those provinces absolutely refuse to take part in anything if the other is involved. Apparently, they’re still salty at one another over something that happened in fourteen-seventy-three and refer to me as the foreign she-devil. So…good luck with them Your Majesty.”
Soundly you slept.
Comfortable. Safe. At peace.
Making him feel like a true man. A provider able to care for you, protect you, satisfy you. As if he were stripped down to what nature intended. Instead of what society had dictated for you both.
Reaching down to that heavenly place between the V in your thighs, Steve pushed his fingers further to find your softness slippery, your skin slick with viscous arousal. In pushing his finger up further, running it around the edge of your slit to where the gateway to your body was hidden, he found you heavily aroused. Coating his fingers with a thick fluid that promised you would be able to take him now. Oozing into the cervices between his fingers and smearing thickly down his palm and over the back of his hand.
Unable to help himself, he brought his hand out from between your legs in order to look at your arousal. Merely the sight made his balls clench in eager anticipation. Tasting the bodily excretions had his hips moving against yours on their own.
A noise came from you. Though you were far from waking. Always one to enjoy your sleep.
On his tongue you were heady, ripe. Tasting like sin. Steve licked his fingers. Eyes closed so he could savor the taste, how you clung to his tongue and were thick, like a burst of brandy swirling with his saliva.
Awakened now from his deep sleep. Ravenous like a beast of the forest. He pressed a lingering kiss to your shoulder. Making you mumble. Making you wiggle in your sleep, causing you to reach your arm out for a pillow to pull close. Hooking your leg up higher too. Becoming more comfortable in the bed in addition to opening yourself up more to your king. As if your body had connected to his on a level your mind was unaware and encouraged him to take you.
Down he peered. Strands of hair fell across his forehead at the harsh angle. A soft lightening of the sun through drapes he never closed last night allowed the sight of moisture. Folds of bare skin sheened up at him. Tempting him with that webbing of goo that promised him you were ready.
Taking himself in hand, he caught sight of your name curled over his side. Reminding him of your absolute possession over him. Sending his hand low to pull his foreskin back in order to feed this hunger of you that consumed him.
Your signature was all swoops and swirls.
Recognizable above anyone else’s writing he came across on a daily basis.
All over paper and on the maps. In little corners. Highlighted. In different color pens. On stickie notes. Written on napkins or on the back of random pieces of paper.
At the time, he’d had no idea how far gone he really was.
Not even when he watched you take note after note with a purple inked pen, your hand flowing across paper like a swimmer cutting through the water. Taking down his every word, every command.
A incredibly distinctive feeling of being full woke you up from your glorious sleep, in a very singular sort of way that could be from only one thing. Only one thing on earth felt like that when waking you up.
Pulling you out of a warm blissful sleep only to wake you with the exquisite feeling of being stretched open, pushed into, filled up. Making your fingers clench bedding or pillows or whatever they could grab.
A low breathy moan came from you in the time between you were woken and awake, your face burrowing in a pillow was followed by a soft profanity. Weight slowly covered you. Weight pinned you down to the bed a little at a time. Skin and sheets and soft dustings of hair rubbed against you.
Only when you had fully woken did you feel pubes brush against your cheeks. A light tap of scrotum bumped you too.
Long arms wrapped around you. Wet lips mouthed along the curve of your neck.
This was a far superior way to wake up. Compared to your apartment, in bed alone, to your neighbors loud shrilling alarm clock through your paper-thin wall.
Groaning out at the feel of His Majesty’s cock stuffed safely up in your secret garden. You found yourself whining at Steve at whatever time it was in the early morning. “…fuuuuck…what’d I say about doing that…” A swivel, nay, a swivel with a pop of his pelvis followed, making you see stars, gasp deeply as if you’d been stabbed in the lungs and then add on for God and Country. “…My King…shit, My King…oh shit, My King.”
Though it may have been said in jest, his tone was hot enough to scald. “If memory serves me correctly…” another deep push of thick hips shoved you forward into the pillows. “…you say, not in my ass unless I’m awake.”
Stars.
So many bright and colorful stars.
Mmm.
Yes, that was something you had told him on many occasions and it still held very true. If Steve was going to put anything in your ass, forget that thing he claimed was a dick, you needed to be fully awake so you could both physically and emotionally prepare yourself.
Nothing at all could have prepared you for the drastic turn your life was about to take that night.
Nothing.
Everything had been so normal. It was so regular. Like many a long night working late hours at the palace before. Hours had been spent going over all your hard work contacting each and every head in each education department per province, as well as per territory. In addition to the national department of education, preparing to prep them for what the king wanted.
Like any other late night, Steve helped you put all of your paperwork back in the correct order you had it in. Like every other time, he requested a palace car take you to your apartment. Granted the apartment you shared with your best friend was walking distance away. It was late and simply not safe and you found were touched that Steve would think about your well-being.
For a king, he wasn’t that bad. When it was the two of you anyway.
Looks aside, which he had in spades, he could be very funny in a sarcastic sort of way. He was very well read and intelligent, quick on his feet. Although people seemed to think of him a certain type of way based on his father and his own kingship at a young age, when he really was his own person.
You’d noticed he had a definite interest in the classical masters and had on rare occasion seen him sketch out something on a flight or during a less than stimulating event. He had an artistic ability that would never come to anything due to his role.
His strong sense of duty paired with a disgusting moral obligation pretty much guaranteed his life would be spent in service to his country. Period.
You could see why people thought he was hot. The man had been blessed by the genetic gods. Plus he was a king. Who didn’t grow up dreaming about being a princess? Or think about a literal Prince Charming from fairy tales?
Having now had the benefit of working in a real life palace. You knew the realities of that fantasy.
You had two pages of notes that could attest to the reality of your childhood Disney Princess movies.
Reality was always so different.
Not for the first time, you found yourself repeating yourself. “…and let me say one more time. Thank you so much for talking with my parents. I know it was only ten minutes, but, I know how busy you are and it just completely topped off their visit. My mother has been telling everyone about how she met the king. You even have my father cheering for the hockey team.”
A smile came over Steve’s face that was real.
It wasn’t one of his practiced smiles. It was an actual smile. You could tell because it reached his eyes.
“Well,” Steve answered you with a shrug, sounding genuinely pleased even if he also sounded tired and like he wanted nothing more than to go off to his living quarters in the palace and crash into bed, before he had to get up to start a new day. Helping you stack the last of your papers up. “Anything to convert a soul to hockey. Technically, it is his team too.” And because he could not help himself, Steve added on, “Even if his grandparents fled from here for a cushy life in the west.”
Up your hand flew to your chest.
Your jaw dropped in mock pain. “Ouch, Sir! That one was painful.”
His smile grew at your over-the-top reaction.
Still though, he dipped his head and you noticed there was a little blush on his cheeks above where that magnificent beard grew. Chagrined, he quickly followed up with, “I apologize. That was a cheap shot.”
In a physical sort of way that his people were known to interact, personal space be damned, Steve reached over to touch your arm apologetically. Not something he did frequently. Although he had done it a handful of times. The press of his mouth to your cheek was new. The little kiss was brand new. Steve’s lips were gentle on your skin. His beard tickled your face.
Never in your life had your heart pounded as violently in your chest as it did at that gesture. Quickly, your head turned. Though you did not move back or say anything. Instead, you found yourself staring at Steve. Looking into those pools of blue that were looking at you with the same amount of surprise that you felt. His lips were right there, right there.
Blood roared in your ears, your heart pounded faster and faster and faster.
He kissed you.
Did he really though?
Was it a kiss or was it a kiss?
For a moment in time, you leaned in. Leaned closer. Leaned till you almost touched him because that was what your body wanted to do. Until you remembered that Steve was a king. A KING. Remembering that made your head command your body to lean backwards a bit. Allowing you to see that he had leant in to meet you.
He’d leaned closer to kiss you.
What were you doing? What in the hell were you doing? You had no business doing this, no business at all messing around with Steve.
Fingers moved along your arm, tracing up the back of it softly. That simple touch made goosebumps break out over your skin. It made your breath hitch. Your hands began to shake so you grabbed the fabric of your skirt.
However, you made no move to step away from Steve. Nor did he make any sort of move to step away from you.
Another attempt at a kiss was not made.
Fingers touched your face instead. Steve was close enough to you that you felt his legs brush yours. You felt his breath against your face. Fingertips ran across the swell of your cheekbone, down over your lips, tracing the bridge of your nose in what felt like a desire to memorize your face.
Steve was gentle. His fingertips felt like feathers on your skin. He made you shake like a leaf in terror because you wanted him to touch you more. You wanted to be touched. You wanted to feel his hands on you and the soft glide of his thumb along the line of your jaw was painfully insufficient.
Without thinking, you reached up with your hands until you remembered that he was the king.
Were you allowed to touch the king? You weren’t sure. He was touching you and it was fabulous but were you allowed to do the same? You wanted to. You so deeply wanted to. You just were not sure what was allowed in this situation. It had not exactly been covered in the Royal Protocol Guidebook you had.
Then came Steve’s voice. Harsh. Gravelly. Desperate.
“Touch me. It’s ok. I want you to.”
For only a heartbeat or two you remained still, observing him, making sure. Only after that did you reach up with your hands to cover his wrists. Rub along the fabric of his button-up shirt. In doing so, you not only felt the strength in his well-muscled wrists, or how warm the silky fabric was, but, you could feel him tremble. He was shaking about as much as you were.
A rush of air surged from his lungs as if you had burnt him.
Curious, you turned your head so you could place a single kiss on the inside of his hand touching your face, right at the base of his thumb. In doing so, you ripped a noise from deep within him. A noise that was both pained while also infused with wanting.
“This is ok?”
“Yes,” he croaked out, as if he were terrified you would stop.
Never would you have ever imagined he would be so responsive. Almost touch starved it felt.
Sometimes, Steve still felt as if he were a little touch starved to you. Sometimes it felt like he’d gone his entire life without having that physical connection between two people. As complicated of a man as he was with as complicated of a life as he had, you at times forgot that he was still a human being with human being needs that were essential to thriving.
And it wasn’t like you were complaining.
Far from it.
Not after the orgasm you just had, not from on top of him either. Lounged across the front of him. Loose limbed. Languid down to your marrow. Peppering the damp skin of his neck with slow wet kisses and scrapes of teeth. Long drags of your tongue collected drops of salt that tasted of him. Lazily. Heart to heart. Stomach to stomach.
There really were worse ways to wake up.
Like, for instance, in your apartment taking cold showers cause the building’s water heater was ancient. That wasn’t fun at all and usually had you shivering and hurrying through an icy shower. Straight up not a good time.
This? This was soooo much better.
Feeling Steve’s long legs wrapped up in your own, paired with his softening member filling you by virtue of sheer size not letting himself just pop out…this was a much better way to wake up. Far superior in every way.
Not that you were willing to waste precious time like this luxuriating in post-coital bliss. No, no. A burning question was hot on your mind that kept popping up after last night. After all, you were a modern woman and this was a serious relationship. You had every right to ask this question at any time you wanted. Even now. As your boyfriend, the king, fondled your breasts in his hands with such intensity that you would have thought he’d just broken out of Alcatraz after a decade of no nookie. Not that you were in the least bit complaining. Not one bit.
“Am I going to have to quit my job?”
It was something of a concern.
You loved your job. You loved working with Steve. You loved your life as it was and a big part of you suspected becoming queen would mean big changes.
Not that you lifted your head from his neck, or ceased your trek down towards his collarbone. Trail of your kisses never slowing or stopping. No hint of any sort of disruption came. Not for a moment or two. Not till your ravenous boyfriend squeezed your breasts possessively. Thumbed your nipples and finally opened his eyes, as if it were the biggest chore on earth.
His voice was rough. His tone felt like hot gooey honey that just got everywhere. “No…not yet…”
Leading you to make a noise. A pop followed when your mouth left the dark spot you’d been sucking on nearly at his collarbone. What with your name already etched on him. What else could you leave in a display of ownership over him? “Nothing else to add My King?” For added emphasis, perhaps you gave you vaginal muscles a clench knowing what that did to him.
A grunt came from beneath you.
Wrapped up in yours, Steve’s legs clenched in response to what you did. White teeth sank into his upper lip and you absolutely thrived at the sight and feel of him arching up against you, shifting around beneath you at the way your body squeezed him.
Those hands left your breasts only to reach down, run over your waist as they had so many times before, leading you to grab them. Snatch then right up. Press them down into the mattress over Steve’s head. Since the man was far larger than you, this sent you leaning downwards and ever closer to his face. “Steve? I asked you a question.”
How easy it would have been for him to get free. Yet, he seemed content where he found himself. Still wedged within you. Warm in bed. Body a sea of a complex cocktail of chemicals after physically releasing into you. A far better way to wake up than alone in a massive bed. Or worse, to his mother jabbing at him to urgently tell him something that was not urgent at all.
Feeling your breasts press against his chest. Lightly brushing over his skin, your nipples little points that sparked a definite interest in his dick.
God did he want you to be his queen.
“Not yet,” Steve ground out, nearly close to being overwhelmed by you. Each and every word was enunciated to utter perfection, as if it took all of his concentration and effort to get them out. “I’ll have the palace leave your name out of the official statement today. We can go slow. Ease you into things…ease you out of your job…” and to reward him for such a thoughtful statement, you clenched around him once more.
However, it seemed, there was more and even though his eyes rolled up into his head at the feel of your core squeezing his not entirely soft organ, he pushed on with the determination of his ancestors. Grunting. Arching back into the bed as the pillows had all wound up on the floor. Perfect teeth clenched together. “M-my people…will…love you…too.”
So, it was entirely possible, that you were feeling all kinds of powerful watching him writhe beneath you. Knowing exactly what sort of repercussions this could have to your morning. Which was still progressing on time. It was entirely possible that you may have intentionally pushed your own pelvis against his to reseat yourself.
“Oh yeah? How can you be so sure? You saw what happened with those two over in England. And that prince isn’t even next in line to the throne.”
Perhaps it was the seriousness of the direction in which your conversation had taken, Steve remained beneath you. Taking no action, even though you could quite literally feel his dick grow more interested in what your hips were doing.
A panted out, “…fuck…” escaped from him, before he opened his eyes to look at you seriously, if not also a little heatedly. “Quit obsessing over them. The King of Jordan married for love. Queen Rania was a commoner. If you must, focus on them.”
Sudden movement found you falling off Steve and onto the bed, shoved onto your back and in a flash, he was on top of you again. Over you. Hovering. Though he’d escaped out of your body, you could feel the king’s most delicious semi, slick from your previous copulation, squish between you both.
Admitting on an exhale, “Forgot about them.”
“Everyone does.” He agreed, surveying down, taking in the sight of you. “My country appreciates you. They’re fond of you. You’re in all the papers and they’ve given you a nickname.”
And that. That. Nearly killed the mood.
It sent your eyebrows together dubiously so.
Everytime you were in the press it was when your skirt had been blown up on a windy day, or if you’d accidentally gotten food on your shirt. Or that time a baby goat pooped on your shoes. Or when you’d tripped and fallen off a dock into a lake. Who could forget that time you’d accidentally called the Prime Minister of Canada a ‘moose fucking cannibal’ when you’d still been getting the hang of the language, your first year on the job?
You’d been affectionately dubbed, ‘the King’s Foreign Devil’ and it had stuck.
Hell, you still got asked about your thoughts on the Canadian Prime Minister whenever a member of the press was around.
“Most the time, you have a higher approval rating than I do,” he added. Much to the consternation of Maria Hill in PR. “Trust me. There is nothing my country loves more than a hard-working loyal servant of the people who talks shit about western leaders.”
Mood totally killed, you seethed and not for the first time, “That was an accident! I was trying to call him Canada’s Disney Prince.”
***
The note had been hand delivered to the palace and was now crumbled into a ball in the Queen Mother’s bedroom as she stormed off, once more, that early morning in a fury of rose satin and silk. Her perfume clouded around her, drifting behind her, much like the wake of a boat cutting through the water.
Thick carpets silenced her heels. Doors opened for her as she neared them, allowing her to not need to slow her step even for a second. Not a single moment wasted as she made her way through the private living quarters of the palace.
Down hallways and around corners, over to the rooms that her grown son had selected as his own.
It would have been so much easier if he would have just taken the rooms that his father had lived in.
Although, with the horrific memories attached to those rooms, how could she blame him when he elected not to? She had her own private rooms. The dead kings rooms were locked up tight and still not used. Abandoned like so much he’d done, started and accomplished in his life.
Upon coming to her only child’s rooms, those doors were held open for her and on she pressed on. Sailing through his rooms, one after another, until she got closer to his bedroom and could hear his shower which was the direction she headed.
A brief glance was made at the mess that was his bed.
A roll of her eyes was followed by a shake of her head.
Some things males never grew out of it seemed.
“Steven!” She called out in warning, should he be in the bathroom about to come out in the nude. Which was the last thing she wanted to see.
Not only was his bed a mess but his clothes from yesterday were all over the floor.
She had every intention of telling him that he needed to straighten up this mess before the cleaning staff came in his room. The last thing she wanted was for them to think he was messy and then tell their families and friends when they went home that the king had a messy bedroom and word would get out that her son was a slob. Ugh. No. She’d make sure that he straightened up.
Speaking of the devil.
As his shower ran, Steve peered out of the bathroom with a wet head. A midnight blue towel was wrapped around his waist. A toothbrush was in his hand. To Sarah, it was very clear that her grown son had not shaved yet either.
Seeing him in such a state that morning along with his messy room and the fact the shower was going wasting water. It did not make her mood any more agreeable.
Though her son was taller than her and considerably more muscular, she never feared him.
She knew he would never hurt her like his father had so many times. Towards the end, Steve had even defended her from his father’s physical attacks. Those days. They had been dark. Horrible. Terrible. When she noticed that her husband had begun to carry a knife to protect himself from his son. Well. What was she supposed to do?
Attacking her was one thing. Being violent towards her was one thing. There were some things that she learned to tolerate. It was unescapable. Their son though. To take a knife to their son? Her son? Sarah would never allow such a thing.
She was queen at the time.
It was not so difficult to get the drug that she put in her husband’s evening nightcap. She’d used all of it. Thrown the vial away the next day when she went to rouse the king as she did every morning, only to find him dead in his chair. Fireplace having long gone out. Slumped down. Cold. The coroner had said it was a heart attack. Exactly as she’d been told the drug would work. He’d been buried with no one the wiser. Not even Steve.
“Yes mother?”
Sarah rolled her eyes. “You are not growing another beard. Last time you looked like some man that lives up in the mountains in a tiny shack.”
Just as her own father once did, Steve’s eyebrows rose in surprise and question.
No. That was not why she was here.
Sarah had a higher calling that morning and straightening her slim shoulders, she so informed him. “Hope and Janet are here in the city. They’ve come for a surprise visit and will arrive at the palace within the hour.”
Steve’s eyes narrowed at her in response to her information.
It was horrifying. It was outrageous. It was not what he wanted to hear that morning one bit. Not at all. Not one single bit.
Hope and Janet?
Those were two names he never wanted to hear with the additional words being, ‘on their way’. No. Just no.
All he could say that was remotely civil, after what the then Princess Hope van Dyne had done, came out in something of a tone. “I don’t want to see either of them. If you want to see them, that’s your choice. Keep them away from me.”
Considering what the now Duchess Hope had spewed to every reporter, journalist and whomever with a platform…Sarah was a little surprised that Steve was being so kind.
She’d expected a bit more of a reaction from her son.
Could she be holding a bigger grudge against her one-time closest friend’s daughter? After what had happened, Queen Janet van Dyne had become somewhat distant. Which was not surprising. Hope had not broken the engagement gracefully. Nor had she been anything less than opinionated afterwards.
“I suspect she is in trouble,” Sarah confessed. “Why else would they come here? Considering everything that Hope has said over the years.”
Steam continued to seep through the cracked door.
Sarah was about to say something about the shower. Steve was wasting a considerable amount of hot water. She herself was leading the Go Green Initiative in the country and as she stated constantly, it all began at home.
“Mother, don’t take this the wrong way, but, I wouldn’t shit in Hope’s mouth if she was starving.”
Ah.
Perhaps she’d been too quick to judge Steve’s current opinion on the wayward duchess?
Pondering his statement, Sarah found herself looking for any way to come back with a counter when she noticed that the shower turned off. Which was odd. Shower’s didn’t turn themselves off.
What was even more peculiar, Steve reached back behind himself to shut his bathroom door.
It clicked.
Like a light going off.
How could she not have noticed? How could it not have been obvious?
Blue eyes that were a little softer than her son’s narrowed. “You aren’t alone.”
Silence.
Quiet.
Her pink lips opened in surprised. A question hovered on her tongue.
“No mother.”
“But…”
“Mother,” he implored as only a son could. “Not now. She would not want the first time she officially meets you to be when you’re dressed for the day and she is not.”
And though her son’s words were true. They were right. They were exactly what she would have wanted him to say and because she had raised him well, she was even proud that he had made such a quick decision. It wasn’t fair.
Sarah wanted to find out who you were. She wanted to meet the woman that her son was involved with. Was that so wrong? Sarah wanted to meet the woman that her son was considering marrying. There was so much she wanted to say to you, so much to teach you, so much she wanted to learn about you. Perhaps her desperation showed because her son reached out to place a hand on her elbow.
“If you can chase Hope and Janet away, we could have lunch together. The three of us. If not, dinner? Or even tomorrow. I’m not doing anything with Hope under this roof. Not after she referred to our country as a third world plus hellhole full of war criminals and superstitious backwoods heathens.”
Ah, so he did remember.
Those words had been seared into her memory as well. Sometimes Sarah wondered, as Steve had never really given much indication that he cared one way or the other what Hope had said. It was only after she began to speak unflatteringly about their people that he grew irritated, much like herself.
Although, what irritated Sarah more, was the quiet that came from the royal house of van Dyne and Pym a few countries over. Never once had Janet spoke up. Never had Janet said anything about her daughters outrageous remarks or behavior. Nor had she apologized.
Knowing her son, Sarah knew that he would never court anyone who was not kind or compassionate. Steve would never pick a Hope as his queen.
Up came a hand that bore a lovely ring decorated with fresh water pearls from their own waters. “I’ll have them gone before lunch and then we will all sit down together so I can finally meet her.”
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ANON I AM SO SORRY THAT I GOOFED AND LOST UR ASK LIKE THAT BUT GODSPEED HERE IS UR XISUMA AND EX LORE <3
- so basically. we can't talk about xisuma without talking about ex, and we cant talk about ex without talking about the green man behind the slaughter jeff the minion. if you are unaware still somehow of @micer2012 (della my friend della)'s season 8 jeff the minion theory, PLEASE go look right now because this might not make as much sense without it. jeff is. Awful! his origins are 'complicated and unknown'. his abilities are even less described. think of like scp-106 but less grody and painful. his containment cell is probably the only one on a different site than the rest of the hermits, because it's got all these complicated procedures to keep him locked up.
- ex was part of the taskforce and guard team at the facility. he was almost indistinguishable from his brother, but no one actually minded--they were friends! coworkers! Buddies! but working at a top-secret high security facility is not safe. ex poked around a lot, in several ways he should not have, and during a routine inspection he slipped up and caused a security breach, both of information and of some actual SCPs themselves. notably, he agitated some more volatile SCPs using information he should not have had access to, and when higher-level foundation employees found out exactly Why this happened, he was immediately demoted to D-class personnel, and amnesiacs were administered to the entire building. That Sucks, Huh!
- ex did not last long as a d-class employee. he was used as easy bait in an experiment involving jeff, which was the first (and last) test they performed using a human being. what happened on-record is this: ex was put into the holding cell along with jeff. three minutes later, they were pronounced dead. fifteen minutes later, after their 'corpse' was taken outside of the chamber, the body disappeared, so no autopsy was ever performed. what happened off-record involves a lot more arguing, a lot more pain, and an ex that never really died. they exist on a slightly different plane than people now, and basically function as an extension of jeff's goals and ideals--but at their core, they are still ex. which is why instead of immediately freeing jeff to wreck havoc on the entire earth, they wandered towards the facility with all their friends and family who don't remember him anymore! which, y'know, has GOT to suck. the only person who remembers him has never actually met him, but they're a better conversation partner than the people he's actively trying to get revenge upon. just also sucks that he's horrible at staying un-captured every time ex frees him!
- xisuma's lore is . comparatively simple. he's a simple man with a determined job, and he's captain of the task/guard force on site. he and ex were extremely close growing up, and losing a twin (even unknowingly) has had it's ill effects on him. he's being carefully monitored by the foundation for signs of stress or memory recollection, so he's also paranoid because he's constantly getting watched and is dangling on a knife's edge without even knowing! and, i mean. if he were to remember suddenly that the foundation stole his brother from him and made him forget he even existed. that wouldn't be very good
final thoughts....Shit's Fucked!!!! as a thank you for reading this far i drew this one for you anon <3333 thank you so much for activating the chemicals necessary in my brain to splurge this out. have xisuma and ex 💖💖💖
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