#no i'm seriously giggling rn this is just SO FUNNY to me

[lizhly-writes]

Where is Asmyung? ಥ⌣ಥ They're already having child together

ngl my first instinct is to go "oh you are FUCKING with me HOW ROOD" but upon further thought this is exactly the reason why i wrote an indeterminate amount of words shilling kdj/bihyung, so if i can do that, there is really not much stopping me from doing this.

in regards to your question, i seeee... one nsfw fic on ao3 where that's the main ship. oh man. do you ship this? because if you do, you are one deprived motherfucker. my condolences.

But anyway. Back to it. Disclaimer, I haven’t read orv in the longest time, so bear with me.

Here is what I remember from the fun and exciting possible romance arc of Han Myungoh. He runs off after getting hit with Asmodeus's curse… and then 3 years later, we see him in the demon realm. As a demon. With a kid.

...You know, I squinted so hard at this that you've actually forced me to reread the chapter that explains this shit. Good job.

It turns out it is strikingly similar to the formulae that otome isekai and similar stories I read use. Let's, for the sake of convenience, call Han Myungoh 'FL' and Asmodeus 'ML'.

Our brave FL, after experiencing certain dealings with our ML, gets knocked up. She runs away, but in the process, gives birth to a child, who she loves with all her heart. But, at a certain point, she realizes she can no longer protect her child, so she turns to the only person who would have interest in doing the same thing: the other parent. Indeed, the other parent is interested in their child, and they form a contract: the FL is rewarded handsomely with status and protection in exchange for the child. The FL, in a weak position and having little other choice, accepts the contract, but resents it. She would do anything to get the child back, and does, in fact, do anything that the ML tells her to do, and...

And that's Han Myungoh. I fudged a little, but that's actually the canon plot for this guy in orv. I really didn't think much of this ship, but seriously, when I look at this way, it really does look like a standard otome isekai romance with a bastard male lead. I'm crying, this is hilarious. Is this what you saw, anon? This is so funny, I'm dying.

See, here's the thing, if this was an otome isekai, I could then tell you how this would go, which is this: while the FL resentfully does tasks for the ML, the ML grows to have a certain respect for the FL due to competence reasons, and the FL grows to appreciate ML for dispensing certain kindnesses (hey, stockholm syndrome!). Eventually, we get to a point where they're probably resentfully attracted to each other, but they both refuse to admit it, because FL still thinks ML is evil and ML thinks FL is beneath him. But then! But then something dramatic happens. Either FL's life or ML's life is threatened. Perhaps the child's life is threatened. Maybe all of the above. But anyway, there's some lifesaving going on, where FL/ML is so touched that the other saved them/had such concern for the child and then they declare their love for each other and then they officially get married and then it's a happily ever after and then I hurl my book across the room, probably.

I'm paraphrasing, there would probably be a bit more room between the lifesaving and getting married bit. Probably self awareness into the fact that they're in love and then an awkward "sorry I took your kid or whatever, let's go on a date" kind of dealio.

But I digress. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

You could totally just write a canon divergence fic where everything I've just said happens, and it wouldn't even be hard. Sure, you'd have to nudge a few things over, but Han Myungoh does actually save Asmodeus's life once, even if is, you know, mostly related to Asmodeus being in his daughter's body, and Asmodeus briefly contemplates "is this what love is like?" or, you know, something like that. That actually does fit into the structure I've outlined above and I am banging my head onto my desk because of it.

This is so funny anon I am dying.

#liz rants #asks #anon #han myungoh #asmodeus #han myungoh/asmodeus #asmyung #squinting at that shipname but i guess if no one else ships this you get to name the ship #orv #no i'm seriously giggling rn this is just SO FUNNY to me #this SHOULD NOT WORK #everything

[gallifreyanhotfive]

I am so, so insane about your watching the show fic. I have reread it like 4 times by now lol (I am such a sucker for doctor/master and their incredibly toxic dynamic <3). I'm assuming at some point we'll see The Parting of the Ways bc I think Jack is a pretty big source of guilt for this doctor, but would we see The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances? and if you haven't thought abt it, would you consider it? I'm very biased about Jack lol (and the 9th doctor in general), so I'm rly curious abt it!

also, idk how you've managed to write so much in such a short amount of time it is incredibly impressive and I wish I had your powers of. write

Hi hi hi!!!! Thank you so much!!! (Feeling very blessed with interaction rn. Much serotonin. :))

I am also rather biased towards Jack. :) My favorite Doctor changes on almost a daily basis (depending on who I watched/listened to last usually), but Nine is also quite amazing.

I definitely plan on doing all three titles you listed above at some point. The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances is basically my favorite Nine story. :)

I'm not sure when I'll get there quite yet though. I tend to plan out several chapters in advance, but even those are subject to change until the moment I start writing them lollll

But the way things are going so far is that after The Giggle we are having an interlude, going away from the new series for a chapter, back to the new series for two chapters, and then going to the audios for a little bit. I kind of have an absolutely crazy plan going on in the back of my head right now (like dear God y'all have no idea the horrors I'm planning on pulling out of my sleeve).

But after I subject them to the next round of horrors, I was thinking of using The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances in particular as a 'cool down,' just as they will be having a cool down period after The Giggle. And I always love a quick reference to the Doctor’s early life of course, which that story has.

Anyway, I'm not going to reveal too many cards yet because I'm cackling to myself about my evil plan rn, but this is sort of the plan as of rn (but as I said, until it is being written, the order is subject to change)

An interlude (and the possible addition of some of my favorite companions I desperately regret deleting from my first draft - seriously I have been kicking myself for months - which would involve quickly catching them up)

A regeneration story (funny as hell considering they're expecting a calm adventure, but the Doctor doesn't even think this one is that bad in comparison...)

Oh My God What Happened to Him (another regeneration story, but this one is Painful)

Poor Clara had to deal with THREE of you?

There's three of you again here too. Who's Vansell? Oh no you got shot. Now your leg is broken. God damn it now you're screaming your head off.

Did Shakespeare just roofie you with ginger?!?!?!?!

You might want to get off that airship. It's going to crash. Did you just save someone who was supposed to die? Oh fuck now you're emotionally invested in her. Oh no now she's your best friend.

Plastic Daffodils and a Doomsday Weapon - Sounds Like a Date To Me

And then the next round of Horrors commence, after which will likely be The Empty Child because yes.

And so on and so forth...

#asks #ask #hello!!!! #yall im so happy for these interactions #thanks so much #doctor who #dw #dr who #classic who #new who #big finish #big finish doctor who #big finish audios #watching the show #watching the show fic #fanfiction #fanfic

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

hello, could i get a matchup for genshin impact and honkai star rail? pronouns: any are fine, he/him preferred sexuality: questioning but maybe slight masc lean zodiac/mbti: leo/virgo (depending on if you're using the old one or the new one), INTJ 4w5 appearance: 4'10 (i'm not even that young i don't know how that happened) with pale skin, i have mid-length straight black hair. huge eyebags kek personality: to people i don't know well i'm relatively quiet, although i will make sarcastic comments every now and then if i find it funny. if i know someone more closely (or i just think they're annoying), i will do everything in my power to be as eccentric as possible. i will say the most controversial (and borderline creepy) things in public, and i get a ton of side-eyes which i find hilarious. i honestly have a ton of problems at home and mentally, but i don't vent, and if i do, it's done in a humorous way. i can't really take care of myself (nor do i ever feel the want to), so i'm very physically weak. sometimes i'm nice, but it's kind of offputting and comes off as jealous or clingy. i think of myself as having anxious attachment, but the one time i dated someone (i honestly don't know if i even liked them, i can't comprehend my emotions) i literally just avoided them like the plague. they grew their hair out and they listen to emo rock bands. the sad part was that they came back to me and we dated on and off for three years. we held hands ONCE. tbh i did actually find it endearing but i never showed or talked to them about that... likes: i don't know, every few months i change my entire personality and get obsessed with something. it's never really consistent, but some things i currently find myself enjoying are gacha games, having people compliment me, etc. whenever someone gives me an ounce of attention i go giggle about it and kick my legs for about two seconds before it wears off. this goes for both positive and negative attention dislikes: i don't know about dislikes either. i guess self-hatred goes here, i seriously can't think of anything. i don't really care for morally wrong things either. hobbies: just like everything else i change hobbies. rn it's working on a discord server. honestly i don't even think i'm redeemable atp i feel bad for anyone who gets paired with me

Hi Anon! Thank you for your request! I hope you like your matchups!

In Genshin Impact, I match you with...

Aether’s a wonderful matchup for you. He’s an interesting balance of quiet and outgoing so he’s a bit eccentric himself.

Doesn’t like hearing you talk about how you don’t think you’re redeemable but he also understands that sometimes you feel things and those feelings are messy.

Instead of trying to get you to suppress those feelings and negative thoughts, he’ll do his best to help you realise that, even if you still believe those things, you also deserve to be happy. He cares about you and wouldn’t have it any other way.

He’ll also compliment you a lot, always a genuine statement about something he admires about you. He thinks you’re really cool and does his best to make sure you’re aware of that.

Aether’s a really good person to be around since you like change. He’s constantly travelling so things will never get stagnant and you get to see lots of new places.

In Honkai Star Rail, I match you with...

Wow, both male protagonists! You’re certainly lucky! I think Aether and Caelus are similar but different in some very distinct ways.

While Aether is a more gentle partner, Caelus is the type to pull you along with him, not giving you time to doubt yourself.

More than happy to help you take care of yourself. He knows it can be hard just existing sometimes so he wants to do what he can to help the person he cares about most.

Loves playing gacha games with you. He is responsible with his spending though so neither of you have to worry about getting carried away with trying to get certain characters.

Much like Aether, Caelus is constantly travelling, both around and between worlds. You’ll get the chance to see lots of new places and incorporate new things into your appearance and personality whenever you want.

#writing #fanfic #matchup #matchup request #request #genshin impact #aether #honkai star rail #caelus

[star-girl69]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIRL YOU GOT ME DOING BACK FLIPS ISTGD.

I'm literally fangirling soooooo hard rn you don't understaaaaaaanddddd. ❤️❤️❤️❤️I feel like I'm about to like explode or smthg like damn.

I can't say I will ever truly understand how you're feeling but I want you to know that how you feel is so so so so valid. I wish there was a way that I could reassure you that you are amazing, your work is out of this world and you have people who love you and appreciate you.

Literally when I see that you have posted something(notifications always on for you honey) I start smiling at my phone like an actual idiot omg its not even funny the way you could ask for anything and I would do it twice for good measure. I hope you know that we are patient and we will always have gratitude for the people who take the time to give us wonderful content. We are also understanding and I hope you don't feel pressured to be constantly producing. We can and we will wait always. You taking care of yourself should always be priority.

I believe in you. ❤️

- ❤️

(oop I didn't mean to get heavy but I always mean everything I say)

(Is that a challenge????? Honey prepare to be admired ferociously ❤️lightwork is talking about you cause all I have to do is look in my heart fr fr)

(I will always be here to talk ❤️❤️trust)

(virtual hug cause that's the only way I know how to comfort😭😭)

THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING I THREW MY PHONE INTO MY FACE BY ACCIDENT AND HIT MY TOOTH BC I WAS SO EXCITED TO READ THIS WHAT THE HELL

anyways.

NOOOOOOO DONT EXPLODE 😔💔💔

oh my god. you seriously have me giggling and kicking my feet LIKEEE idk. i don’t know what to say I FEEL SO BAD but like i’m smiling so hard rn and just THANK YOU

no your words are MORE than enough this makes me so happy and makes me so excited to write more trust!!!

AWWWW HOW YOU HAVE NOTIFS ON IS SO SWEET I CANT

YOU BELIEVING IN ME MEANS SO MUCH I CANT EVEN ARTICULATE IT LIKE I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE TO START JUST AHHHHH 🤭🤭🤭

(NOOOOOO it’s ok you can get as heavy as you want LMAO)

(i’m gonna ignore this second parenthesis bc my reaction to it was embarrassing but i’ll give you a hint: blushing and screaming into my pillow and clutching my heart and blushing and kicking my feet and blushing more and did i mention blushing)

(tysm ily ❤️❤️)

(i LOVE HUGS and physical touch in general i feel 10x better)

(side note but i’m making a list of all the names you call me actually new one added to the list! honey i giggled. so bad. 🤭🤭)

#addie answers stuff!!! #❤️ anon

[1004tyun-archive]

my love 🥺🥺💎🩷 before i go to sleep for real i wanted to say i loved our call 😭😭🩷 almost 7hrs long omg?? that’s… probably the longest i’ve ever called someone 😭😭🩷 and i loved every second of it 🥺🩷

you’re my favorite person 🥺😚🩷 i loved how we discussed everything and anything <3 i can’t get over our icons looking at each other so intensely 😳 taehyun’s flirting with himself…

time passed by so fast 😭😭 like i really thought we had just called for an hour at most… and yet we talked a lot… and i walked a lot with you at my ear 🥺🥺🩷 i wish we were holding hands for real 🥺 rn i’m feeling so cozy and i wish i could teleport to where you are so we could fall asleep together 🥺🩷

my crystal gem 🥺😭💎🩷 i’ll miss you so so much i’m sure there’s so much i left out but i think i talked about what i wanted the most 🥺 we started off super flustered but all i did was smile and feel happy (and more) during this call i love you so much my darling 🥺🥺😚🩷

i am sending you kisses, can you feel them? 🥺😚🩷

cherryyy~ my baby love 🥺🩵🩵

i had so much fun during our call omg 😭😭 7 hours is the longest i've ever been on call with anyone before and i loved every single second of it~ it's crazy how much time passed, it was like we just started talking then BOOM more than six and a half hours had passed i was so surprised bc it sure didn't feel like that much time had passed 😭

the way the call started with us just giggling and flustered for a good 15 minutes dhsjhhsg my cheeks were already hurting from smiling bc just talking to you made my heart beat so fast 🥺🥺 (my cheeks still hurt tbh dhjhsg)

can i just say that i love that we kept our love-related bickering like no i love you more >:c !!

you're seriously so sweet baby,, 🥺 your voice is so warm it's like a nice hug and the cherrizzler made her return too dhjhgs 🤭🤭 you say my rizz is good but let's be honest, you're so good at flirting~ also i just wanna say that you're funny as hell like you made me wheeze so much lmao 😭

while you were taking your walk, all i could imagine was us walking together hand-in-hand 🥺🩵🩵 i wanna hold your hand and take you on a picnic date so badly :(

my sweet cherry baby :(( 🩵 you're just so cute and soft and as you were falling asleep, i wished we could fall asleep next to each other :(( you're my most favorite person, i just wanna keep you next to me always ;; 🩵🩵🩵

i got your kisses, baby 🥺 i'm sending you 1000x more~ 🩵

btw this is the look of pure romance, take notes people ‼️‼️‼️

#my pretty baby :( #cherry i love you so so much #also..... #'do you think we could last this long' 😳😳😳😳 #PLSSS HSDJHGKHJSHG #i don't even know what else to say i'm just so full of love #no one else owns my heart like you do 🥺🩵🩵🩵 #you're so mine 🥺🥺 #cherry bear 🍒

[greensagephase]

OKAY I CAN PUR MY WORDS INTO ESSAYS

Let me begin. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHYYHHYHHHHSHXGJ THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING RVER. I WAS GIGGLING BLUSHING KICKING MY FEET AS I WAS READING!!! reader and miguel thinking of each other first for everything has me sobbing. like he literally wants us?? i love me a gentleman. men who do anything for you? men who don’t let you lift a finger? that’s miguel. GOD. HE WAS SO CUTE ANS SWEET. HE COOKED FOOD FOR READER!!!! A WHOLE FEAST!! TOOK HER BAGS. SERVED. HER. PLATE. it’s over. i want him.

second oh em gee the part where lyla pokes fun at miguel for looking at reader and getting caught smiling is so funny. miguel you’re so close yet so far. no one looks at their friends like that. (sike i do but still) gonna draw that and have it out likely by tomorrow!! :DD (me when i should be studying for finals)

the physical touch part got me GOOD. the fact that he took notice of that just speaks to me. like…say you wanna hug reader rn. say you wanna kiss rn. 🙄. HEHEH SORRY BUT AHHHHH it’s so cute !!! i love that reader is more open to physical touch as well because so am i haha and if i’m sitting next to a friend? boom. arm wrapped around theirs and my head on their shoulder immediately. it’s so comfortable.

ANYWAYS gonna go study for finals cause i’m a medical student and erm i haven’t even started 😁😁😁😁😁😁 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!!! CANT WAIT FRO PRT 11

You and me both were giggling and kicking our feet - seriously, I bet I look crazy sometimes when I'm writing these parts between Miguel and reader and just giggling to myself but what can I say? This man has me in my feelings all the time!!! 🥲BUT MIGUEL BEING A GENTLEMAN? FACTUAL. I KNOW HE IS. Don't ask me how I know but it's true! Him cooking a whole meal (let's not forget this man bought the ingredients ahead of time, too !!), him asking to take her bag - and serving her a plate - I was getting all the feels!!

Omg Lyla teasing Miguel for smiling and staring at reader had me giggling like AHHH!! He doesn't even know it yet and Lyla is just there like "let's see how long it takes him to figure it out!" but OMG YES, MORE FANART FROM YOU, THANK YOU!! 😭😭 and it's going to be that part!! I need it now but also no pressure and please study for your finals, which by the way, good luck!!!! I know you got this!!!!❤️❤️

The physical touch part 🤭 in my head he wished he was Peter B. in that moment!!! I genuinely can't wait for them to have full on physical touch without it being accidental or like necessary, like when reader was looking after him and having to touch him to take care of his wounds, you know? But to comfort each other, I can't wait! It's coming soon! And I'm the same way!! Physical touch is my love language and sadly everyone around me doesn't like it much, especially because my body is always cold to the touch 😭 but it really is just so comfortable!!

Thank you for sharing your thoughts on the drabble, I honestly didn't think you guys were going to like it that much!! It makes me very happy that I wrote it, haha! I also can't wait to see the fanart but again, please study, friend!! I imagine it's a lot of medical terminology and/or anatomy based info, so take your time!! Have a great night and take care!!! ❤️❤️❤️

-Alondra

#asked and answered

[stayxlix]

I've been saving off the deep end to read once I had a break between exams

BRUH THAT STORYYYYYYY!! Pls don't mind my analysis and play-by-play reactions😩

You're writing style is so good I love the descriptions and how you manage to make everything so vivid. District 7's description was so on point, I really like how I could visualize it.... The tavern, the roads, the forests, the people...

"Cold rings on his fingers pressed into bare skin" goodbye I'd fold so fast✋✋✋ like yes he's a stranger but BRO

"He hesitantly brought his thumb up to run it over your bottom lip," I- 😀

I'm barely 2k into this story and already feeling a scream creeping up my throat.

"Without another word or giving you the chance to respond, he turned to go." Now excuse me dear sir✋ Get your outer district ass back here👹

How are you gonna make out w/ me then just dip💀 survival ig but STILL

"....so many eyes on you, permanently associating you with your father and his regime," SO WELL WRITTEN UGH CHEF'S KISS

I love the mc (main character) so much. They've won my favour so fast, uncharacteristically so. This is the kind of 'y/n' that we need to see more often! The change, the hero.

"A life with him certainly wouldn't involve tight corsets and suffocating lies." How are we so sure about the latter sweetie👀

But mc is better than me I'd probably be going there (district 7) every night in hopes of seeing him. But the chances are low considering he was on the run😔 Rational thinking ftw I guess?

"He had probably already forgotten about you." NAURRR😭 (I could never be this mature... To admit this to myself in such a situation? Nope)

"...followed by the glass walls of the hall shattering to pieces around you." Ok THIS PART IN THE STORY✋ Loveeee the build up of tension. I feel like I'm there omg.

"six..seven..maybe eight figures dressed in all black with bandana...." OOOH👀👀👀 !!! STRAY KISS WOO

"a group of your father's guards run up and make contact with the boys, tossing a couple of them their own guns."😨 HUH? OMG WHAT???? Betrayal of the century purrr😻

"The boy who had kissed you in the alley two weeks ago." GOODBYE CBFNFNFBFV

I should've seen this coming butt I'm FLABBERGASTED

Let's goooo😩😩✋ Also thank you for making it brown hair Felix, like THANK YOU😋 (btw this ask is so long sorryyyy)

"You swear you saw the faintest hint of a smirk... " OFFICIALLY HOLLERING RN AARGHHHH

No bc I hope he kidnaps mc😘 and Jisoo ofc😻 let's go live in the trenches 😋

NO the guards ruined it😒 Can they duck off istg

"Were you protecting him? " Dgfhgkhmkdxnh

"You mouthed "go" and if you had blinked you would have missed the nod he gave you in return." I need a minute🤒 A longgggg minute to process this

"Why would the boys risk their lives to send a message? " THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF SKZ HELP

Like that's LITERALLY THEM

"As far as he knew, you were just like the rest of them." Bro this story is INTENSE

On that more I will be leaving for now, I need to eat and process this story before continuing it is so bloody good

Again, I'm so sorry for how long this is

omg so i just want to start by saying that from the bottom of my heart i am so touched by this. i seriously think i re-read it at least 7 times and i can’t even begin to express how much it means to me that you took the time out of your day to go through and immerse yourself into the story the way you did.😭💕 the play-by-play literally had me giggling to myself like a CHILD lmao you’re actually so funny like i wish i could hire you to narrate my life.😂

this is the first/only fic i’ve ever written and you complimented some of the parts i was most insecure about without even knowing it and i just. thank you.🥹💕 like your comment about the mc i could actually cry. and it’s always nice to find another dark hair felix stan because as much as i love the blonde (and i really do) i just couldn’t imagine him any other way here.

please don’t ever feel the need to apologize for how much you write this is what i LIVE for and it gives me so much motivation to continue the story. you could write an entire novel and i would happily sit down and read every single word.😊 i hope you got something good to eat (and that your exams went well) and i hope the rest of your day/night has been just as good as this made mine.💕💕💕

#alex answers asks♡ #otde.

[noultimates]

Tᴡᴏ Nɪɢʜᴛ Sᴛᴀɴᴅ |JJᴋ

???

you wanna repeat that night?

me

what night?

???

seriously? did you drink that much that night?

why is he texting me now?

i don't care, i'll just pretend i don't remember anything. but it was good. and i obviously remember it and him. and boy he was huge.

???

you there

???

i see that you read my messages

me

who the hell are you?

???

so you really don't remember me huh

me

obviously not 

me

so who are you?

me

and what night do you mean?

i wonder what name he'll tell me, that night he said his name was jk, i wonder what abbrevation that is for

???

the night two weeks ago

???

you don't remember anything

???

you don't remember how loud you were?

???

may i know your name first?

me

why should i tell you?

me

and why would i have been loud

???

because you texting me means you are interested in this converstaion

fuck, he's right, i'll tell him my name anyways even if i didn't complain about him wanting to know my name

???

damn don't act so innocent

???

you are making me hard rn

me

well...

me

well, i don't only act innocent i'm innocent pervert

me

my name is...

???

girl, just say it

???

i don't want to deal with spams and riddles

me

well you basically are a riddle to me

thats true anyways, i shouldn't do that for too long, he'll find out my address and comes over, like a stalker...

you shivered

me

anyways, my name is

me

drumroll...

me

lee

???

i wanted your first name, not your last name

me

dude, that's my name lee lee

???

i don't have time for jokes

me

am serious

me

very serious

he thinks i'm joking. he funny.

you giggled

???

oh, my bad

???

i apologize

me

no biggie

me

now, i've told you my name

me

hbu

me

whats ur name?

???

i'm jungkook

???

jeon jungkook

i'm shooocked, and that's not even a little to describe my emotions right now...

i've had a one night stand with jeon jungkook, the golden maknae, the bts member?

#bts #bts jungkook #texting #fanfic #oneshot #jungkook #jeon jungguk #jeon jungkook #one night stand #text

[beomgyuslilracha]

OMG I JUST FINISHED READING PART 9 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED IT! IT WAS SO CUTE AND FUNNY AND IT MADE ME REALLY HAPPY I CAN'T STOP SMILING 😭💖💖💖

*finally breathes* thank u so much for writing this wonderful story, it was such a joy to read! i really like your writing, you're really talented! 💕

and of course i absolutely would love to be in the permanent taglist! i'm excited to see what else you have for us🤩

thank u again for giving us the ceo's son💖 you made my nights (that's when i would normally read the chapters) way more enjoyable than i thought, i'm going to miss this soobin so much😭

AHHHHHHH IM GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET RN PLS😭😭💓💓💓💓 YOURE SO SWEET AND NOW I CANT STOP SMILING!!!!!

ughhhh thank you thank you so much, it means so much to me truly!!!! 🫶🫶 i will of course add you to the taglist !!

i'm so so so happy you enjoyed my little au for soobin 🥹🥹 i'm seriously going to miss him too, he was just so sweet <33 i do plan to revisit with a bit of timeskip eventually, but i'm gonna work more on my current project before i get back to it!🥰

[possible-eldritch-catboy]

okay help I have the insatiable urge to clown on someone on the internet and I am going to do that here right fast.

(under a cut for length and sheer clownage.)

so I was looking for this specific image of a chunk of cinnabar that reminded me of a picture of a blood clot under a microscope (I was just like oh wow how novel that biology and geology look similar sometimes that's so cool) and I stumbled upon this post by this random radfem seriously making a case for modern day alchemy. because they read some books where the people talking about alchemy sounded like they knew what they were talking about.

now the fact that they were a radfem isn't super important to their post's point, except to further prove that this was beyond a shadow of a doubt a fuckin imbecile.

I mean,,,, this person was really out here victor frankensteining over a modern alchemy revival like cornelius agreppa's dick needed any more sucking than the modern prometheus has already given him. As if mary shelley didn't publish an entire gothic literature classic over two centuries ago clearly depicting exactly what kind of idiot may wish to follow that path.

there's not really a point to this post other than I still cannot stop laughing at the sheer braindeadness it has to take to really believe something like "actually I think modern alchemy should be a thing that I in particular should pursue" on the basis of 'the authors sounded smart and also esoteric methods of obviously disproven sciences sound more ~accessible~ to me for ~Some Reason~ (see: critical lack of braincells)'

(really though, is there anything more telling than honestly going without a shred of self awareness 'modern day chemistry is too inaccessable and refined for my tastes, I wonder why these outdated and absolutely fictitious methods appeal to me more!' like baby that's cause modern chemistry's for people who are Smart. fucking giggling rn.)

like,,,, I'm sorry to break it to you sweetpea but victor frankenstein was not onto jack diddly shit when he dug up even Then centuries old alchemical anecdotes; he was a pretentious and facetious tool who didn't understand the weight of his own actions, the value of peer review, or know any sense of dignity or self respect. the same can be said for any radfem with the fucking balls to put their single digit IQ on blast on tumblr.com as though they're accomplishing anything more than embarrassing themselves. victor was a stupid deadbeat twink lacking two braincells to rub together, and your frictionless ass is only proving mary shelley knew Exactly what she was talking about when she wrote him.

anyway that's my laughing at stupid people on the internet for the week. like I can't even so much be mad at this person existing so much as I find it Way Too Funny that this person doesn't realize what an all around brainless tool they're spelling themselves out to be on a public platform. I almost Hope they try and defy god and prove us all wrong about alchemy just so the consequences of their actions will forever haunt them and ruin their life completely, forcibly teaching them about the limitations of human nature and thus the true meaning of horror. you wanna be victor frankenstein so bad???? go on then, ms. anti sex work! show us what you can do!!! go on, go graverobbing, I wanna see it, you stupid fucking ass!!!!

#possibly connie #long post #radfem ment #this is just several paragraphs of me being insatiably spiteful towards alchemy and victor frankenstein #with some rando as the medium for doing so. #it's incredibly crass and none too polite lmao #if you don't feel like reading a mini essay of me insulting this person and victor frankenstein for their lacking intelligence #just scroll on by #no judgement lmao I just needed this out of my system

[gyuphorias]

Mutual pining with Eric rn </3

I've been in an Eric brainrot for so long..

And I feel like Eric would be that clueless 😭 you'd be Talking about the guy you like, like: "he's got a lisp and he always makes me smile, he's kinda weird, but in a good way!" Seriously just laying it on think that you like him and he'd almost be crying because you obviously really like this person and he doesn't want you to like anyone but him..

deadass would just go "he doesn't even sound that good,"

(this is the exact same version of Eric that constantly lies about meaningless things and you can't tell me I'm wrong,)

-yh

ok this has been sitting in my inbox for forever i feel so bad 😭 bc this concept is so cute it makes me sob

like ok . you and eric have been hanging out, maybe drinking a little bit so you're kind of tipsy and out of it a little. you're laying in his bed together just talking, giggling quietly and playing footsies under the covers. eventually, the conversation turns to romance and he asks you if you like anyone and you're like "ok now's my chance but i don't wanna confess outright" so you start describing your crush (him) without mentioning his name, praying that eric will pick up on it.

"yeah i do. we hang out a lot and we've been really good friends for a while." eric's face kind of drops, but he prompts you to go on. "i don't know, he's really really funny and he knows me better than anyone else in the world. he's so cute, but he's even cuter because he's got a lisp. he's just the nicest, most adorable guy i know."

"i don't know. he sounds kind of lame. are you sure you like this guy? who even is he for real?"

and you're stuck between wanting to laugh at his cluelessness and wanting to cry out of frustration because fuck, you've liked eric for so long and you're trying to confess but he's ruining it. "110% sure i like this guy. also he's... you know... my best friend."

and you can pinpoint the exact moment eric realizes what you're saying.

#🌙 — talking to the moon #🌙 — younghoon anon #🌑 — new moon #🌑 — tbz #eric sohn x reader #tbz x reader #the boyz x reader

[dimpledlavendeer]

This is a bit long 🙈

Can barely be called suggestive I guess

Heeseung when you were overworking yourself

You're stressed out for your upcoming exams

You studied all day and now your head is full of lessons

Heeseung knew you were working hard so he came to your place to spend the night with you

And he thought maybe he could help you relax a bit

But you were so stressed so you just studied not giving much attention on him

He realized you were overworking yourself and was sick of watching you torture yourself like this so he came closer to your desk

You thought he wanted some attention but you didn't have time for it so you said

"Now is not the time for it Heeseung" istg give him attention 😤

"Yeah you're right bc now it's your time to get some sleep y/n"

He said while closing your book and holding your hands so you wouldn't stop him

Before you could even blink he got you on his shoulder carrying you to your bedroom

He put you on bed gently

"Get some rest y/n"

You were stressed and even tho he was right you just got mad at him for stopping you 🙄

"I can decide on what I wanna do, thanks" you replied getting out of bed

He pushed you back to bed "Obviously you can't make great decisions about your health rn"

"I'm fine, I need to study"

"You're fine? Are you kidding me?" He raised his voice

He was worried for you

"Look Heeseung.."

"You haven't eaten since I came here, you didn't even get up to look at my face all you do is work.." He sighed

"I know you need to study and I promise I'm not here to distract you but you should be careful of yourself too, look at your eyes baby they are all red.. How long have you been studying?"

He was right you were pushing yourself too hard, you were also pushing him too

You felt so bad thinking how much he tried to take care of you since he arrived and you refused him each time

"Sorry.." you were about to cry and he noticed

He hold your chin down and gave you a warm but worried smile before giving you a small kiss

"Don't be, just let me help you okay?"

"You don't have to-"

"It's because I want to y/n"

You were sitting on the bed with him on the floor, standing on his knees in between your legs, he was slowly massaging your thighs

"I don't know how to calm down I feel like I will screw up" you said about to burst into tears

"Your mind is too full right now, forget about that exam" he said getting up

He pushed you from your shoulders to make you lay down on the bed

Took off his beanie and fixed his hair before looking down at you

Seriously he was so handsome that looking at him made you forget about all your worries

A cute smirk formed on his face before saying "turn your back" in a low tempting voice

"turn your back?" ...

"TURN YOUR BACK?!?!?"

Your eyes got widened at what he say

I mean of course you wanted him to relieve you but NOT THAT WAY

You got up from bed to run to living room but a laughing Heeseung hold you from your arm

He was literally laughing his ass off, the boy was dying laughing at you while you're looking shocked

When he managed to breathe he said "I was gonna massage your back y/n" in between giggles

You now were the reddest thing on the planet

"I mean I wanted to help you relax.." He was wiping his tears while laughing "But still you know I would be more than happy to help you anyway you want me to" he said winking at you

His face was so cute unlike the meaning behind his sentence

You hit his shoulder playfully then hugged him burying your face into his chest

He was still giggling

"Shut up Hee istg-"

"Or what baby? Will you make me shut up?"

You looked at his smirking face you didn't even know how RED you were anymore

You weren't feeling stressed anymore, you were much better thanks to him

"I will slap you Heeseung"

"Oh Geez, that sounds spicy" He said barely holding his laughter

"I didn't realize you were into aggressive stuff before, I mean i know you like to be on top someti-" you cut his words by closing his mouth with your hands

He was smiling so big, eyes literally glowing looking at you

"I said shut up Heeseung damn it" you said trying not to laugh yourself

He suddenly lifted you up and THROW you to the bed, getting on top of you while smiling

Before you could push him he hold your hands so now you were stuck under him

He was smirking at you while you were biting your lip, trying not to laugh

"Is this how you want me or do you prefer turning your back?" He said in a low voice smirking

OH MY GOD

You shut your eyes, couldn't even help your smile because of how ridiculously hot and funny this situation was at the same time

You knew you would laugh if you open your mouth to answer him so you just sighed deeply

"So you want the both ways huh?" He said when you didn't answer

"Don't worry baby you will be very relaxed in a couple of hours" he said giggling

"Heeseung please" you could barely say letting out a small giggle yourself too

"No need for asking baby, I'll let you play with me all you want tonight" he said kissing your lips "I want you to do well on that exam" he whispered moving to your neck

You were feeling so good right now, him leaving small kisses to your jawline and your neck

You knew he was really trying his best to make you smile and he succeeded on it

You kissed his neck and whispered "thank you" to his ear

He stopped kissing you and looked at you smiling softly

"Are you better?" He said releasing your hands

You moved towards him and sit on his lap on the bed, kissing his lips before hugging him tightly

"Yes Heeseung all thanks to you"

"Don't thank me, just be okay"

That sentence made you smile "Actually I need one more thing to be okay Heeseung, can you help me with it?"

"Of course, tell me what it is"

On his words you get off of him and turned your back to him, laying back down on the bed

You were smiling while watching his eyes getting bigger and his mouth opening widely at your actions

He was so shocked to see you actually "turning your back"

"Y-you wanna do it now? S-seriously?" He said hands in air, not knowing where to place them on your body

"Yes.." you said holding one of his hands and kissing his fingers softly

"Take off your shirt" you said while smiling

He obeyed licking his lips but still in shock

You let out a small giggle before saying "Now can you massage me please 🥺?"

His expression was so funny that you had to bite on your lower lip to not laugh out loud

He was so done, sighing in disbelief while getting in right position to massage you

"You think that exam won't end don't you?" He said trying to sound angry while laughing at himself

"Why, do you have a surprise for me after it ends?"

"Yes actually I do, a very pleasuring one actually" he said smiling adorably as If what he was saying was something cute

"What if it isn't my type of pleasure Heeseung?"

"You weren't saying these at our previous ones"

You let out a laugh while pinching his leg slowly

He laughed while saying "Do well on that exam and I'll reward you"

"SHUT UP HEESEUNG"

"Fine" Hee said while slowly squeezing your ass in between laughs

He fall next to you on the bed

"I love you Heeseung" you said being really thankful for what he did for you tonight

"I love you more, now get some sleep"

#enhypen #heeseung #enhypen heeseung #enhypen imagines #enhypen scenarios #heeseung imagines #heeseung scenarios #enhypen fanfiction #heeseung fanfiction #lee heeseung #enhypen x reader #heeseung x reader #enhypen suggestive #yaren writes

[cqsuanla]

The dark nat and medicore gfs fics are so funny and definitely made my day💕 Not dark nat an absolute crazy person being offended at being called straight LMAO also please tell me dark nat goes on like gaytok or something to catch up on pop culture and like takes notes in refill paper all seriously for her job I'm straight up ecstatic rn I'm making so much fun of her in my mind 😂😭 also this is what she gets for calling R unfunny like YES i am absolutely hilarious :((

And the medicore gfs??? Not her being pouty and being a super spy tm falling for us being an ass SKJNSYB is she really that unobservant ?? Giggling rn LMAO also not Natasha Romanoff being easy😭 also possessive nat does things to me... the jealous trope is elite 200/10 the fics and writing were amazing bestie!!!💕

yeah nah i just love to take the piss out of her LMFAO i think nat for sure knows the rando had a bf and if she didn’t it’s not like you’d cheat on her right in front of her face she’s just got her dumbass brain on when her girl is breathing in the vicinity of someone she dont kno someone who’s TOUCHING MY GIRLS ARM? BRO? IN FRONT OF HER SALAD?

and also for sure i genuinely believe nat just consumes dumbass pop culture completely seriously. just sits there watching the matrix 4 like 😐what a waste of my time there are no new references that i can casually drop in a conversation on a mission so i look cultured. nat’s for you page is just a mess because she’s on every single major tiktok subculture just to be informed

#nat watching college boys pretend to be mafia bosses dying for you and she just sometimes goes along w the subtitles for a laugh #nat: i- …..am not calling this boy daddy dont u have an 8am kid😭 #ask #sera #thank u for reading m commenting as always my friend:D

[kz-i-co]

Incomparable: Part II

Summary: As you feel like you and Kihyun's relationship start to develop, something or someone gets in the way.

Pairing: Yoo Kihyun/ Reader

Genre: Angst x fluff

Words: 2.6k

m.list ╫ mx masterlist

Part 1

A/N: I was thinking about this for a while now......but I might rewrite this one, so please stand by

-

"Hey you made it." Jooheon smiled as soon as you and Kihyun walked through the door.

"Yeah sorry I'm late. I had to speak with my professor."

"You're here that's all that matters." You couldn't help but blush.

Jooheon still gave you feelings you couldn't explain but now Kihyun was in the picture. You liked seeing his playful side and he really showed to be a caring person but how were things going to change now.

"(Y/N) come on. You need to try this cake that Gihyun made. It's amazing."

"Stop." Gihyun blushed.

"No seriously. You should be a culinary major." He continued complimenting.

"Hey thank you for bringing my canvas." You said to Gihyun.

"No problem (Y/N)." She smiled warmly.

"I love my gift. Can't believe how talented you are. You made me look dope." He smiled showing off his dimples.

"Hey dude." Wonho greeted Kihyun as he leaned against the wall on the opposite side. "What's with you?"

"W-what? Nothing." He shook off. He glanced at you still engaged with Jooheon. You were smiling and laughing and he can tell you were enjoying his company.

"You reek of jealousy."

"What would I be jealous of?" He snipped.

"Obviously the cute girl talking to Jooheon you entered with."

"It's so cute." He continued as he leaned forward to pinch his cheeks but Kihyun quickly stopped him.

"I'm not jealous. I was helping her out with Jooheon, that's all."

"If you say so."

"Hey (Y/N), if you want, there is a concert in the park tomorrow. You want to go?" Jooheon asked you. Was he asking you out? Oh no, what should you do. "I understand if you have something planned already with Kihyun."

"No, I don't have any plans tomorrow."

"Great. It will be fun."

"I'm bringing the snacks." Gihyun winked. She's going? Maybe it's not what you think.

"Hey let me get your number so I can tell you the details." Jooheon smiled and you blushed as you gave him your phone.

"Cute wallpaper." He said handing it back.

"Thank you."

"Jooheon." More people walked into the tight dorm. "Happy birthday."

"I'll be right back." He started walking away. "There's tons of food, eat up." He left you alone with your thoughts.

You looked around not sure what to do until your eyes spotted a lonely Kihyun sipping down a drink while playing on his phone.

"Hey." You greeted.

He looked up at you all flushed. You figured it was his drink taking control.

"Thanks again, for what you did."

"Why do you keep thanking me, It was my fault." He arched his eyebrows.

"It was both of our faults, but it was fun doing it." You smiled.

"If you say so."

"Are you drunk?" You leaned forward looking in his drowsy eyes.

"No." He stood up straight, denying.

"I think you are." You gave a slight giggle.

"(Y/N) were playing beer pong come on." Jooheon smiled.

"Um." You looked back at Kihyun but he was already out the door. "Wait."

"Come on (Y/N)." Gihyun continued.

You just shrugged it off hoping he was okay.

....

You looked around causally trying to spot Kihyun as you hung out with Jooheon and Gihyun. The more you hung out with Gihyun the more you disliked her. She had a comment for everything, and always had to one up herself for everything that came out of your mouth. Like she was competing with you.

"I'm going to use the restroom." You told Jooheon as he nodded. You had to get away from Gihyun and her constant chatting. The closer you traveled down the hall, you heard loud music of people singing along and the loud chaos of people cheering.

"Bang bang bang!" You turned the corner seeing a crowd in the hang out as two figures were singing along to the tv as it layered lyrics down the screen as they stood on the couch.

This can't be good this late at night.

You got closer about to head down the other hall until the familiar voice got you off guard. Kihyun? Oh no.

"Yeojadeureun get low. Danggyeora BANG BANG BANG- Hey (Y/N)!" Kihyun made eye contact with you. "Come up here."

You just shook your head.

"Please."

"What the fuck is going on?" The RN came in as you were quick to get Jooheon.

"Um Jooheon." You started but you could feel a sudden presence behind you.

"Jooheon you said you were gonna keep this party out of control."

"What are you talking about?" He looked at the RN.

"Your friends are drunk and causing a ruckus. Please just send everyone back to their rooms before we get into trouble." She left in a rush.

You followed Jooheon back out to the hangout as everyone was already gone. "Sorry Jooheon." A boy with blonde hair spoke.

"Minhyuk, where is Kihyun?" He pointed to a figure laying on the floor against the wall.

"Shit." Jooheon mumbled concerned for his friend. "Kihyun doesn't do this, ever. I've seen him drunk before but not this bad."

"I'll help clean up Jooheon." Gihyun said sweetly.

"I'll take Kihyun to his room." It was your turn to speak.

"You sure?" He asked.

"Yeah." You smiled and was already on the move.

"Okay, let's go." You grabbed his hands trying to pull him up. "Let's get you to bed."

"I can sleep here." He said pulling you down to lay on the floor. He wrapped his arms around you, cuddling you cutely. Okay maybe Kihyun was the cutest drunk ever.

"Kihyun, we need to lay in our beds not the floor." You giggled.

"My bed is like a hour away. I'll just stay here." He whispered.

"This floor is disgusting." You whined. "How about my bed? It's closer."

He hummed in agreement but still chose not to move. "Kihyun." You whispered closer to you but he bumped his head against yours causing you both to winch away.

"Who are you?"

"(Y/N)." You giggled some more. But he just looked at you trying to be proven correct.

"I wished you like me instead."

You immediately felt that punch in the gut feeling. The short time you knew him, he wasn't very keen on sharing but he liked you, it was confirmed.

He didn't deserve you by the way you look at it. You used him for his friend and continued to like his friend. It wasn't that you didn't feel anything for him but you couldn't forget about the other.

"Let's go. For real this time." You continued to help him back to your bed.

Once you finally settled him down, your friend must of slept somewhere since she was no where to be found. You attempted to sleep in her bed until Kihyun's clingy ass forced you in your own bed with him. He was definitely not what you expected when he drinks.

-

The next morning, you woke from Kihyun quickly getting up alerted.

"Kihyun?"

"Sorry (Y/N) I'm gonna be late for my showcase."

"What showcase?" You asked yawning.

"My photography course. I'll see you later."

You got ready as the day was starting and quickly made your way out of the dorm.

"Hey (Y/N)." Jooheon smiled as he approached you with Gihyun.

"Hey."

"The concert got cancelled, on the count of rain...." He began. "But did you want to do something anyway?"

"Umm....okay." You shrugged.

"We're so happy we bumped into you. We were just thinking what we should do." Gihyun spoke with that annoying fake tone. "It's funny, we were just talking about you and how amazing your artwork is."

"How long have you been painting?" She continued.

"About 12 years." You said clearly uncomfortable with her as Jooheon just nodded along.

"Wow. You and Kihyun are so artistic. Probably why you make such a great pair."

"Thanks....technically we're not a pair."

"Not yet, at least." She giggled as you tried not to roll your eyes.

"Well it was nice talking to you guys, I'm gonna run." You waved goodbye as you continued to get your morning coffee you were urging for.

"(Y/N)! Wait up!" Jooheon ran after you.

"Hey."

"Wait, so you and Kihyun aren't together?" He asked confused.

"No, we're just friends. We've only met recently for tutoring."

"Oh okay.....Look I know Gihyun wants to do something but you busy right now? We can do something just the two of us?" Oh no. Why were you still feeling flustered when Kihyun is the one you should like.

"Um....no, I'm just getting coffee." You smiled.

"Mind if I join you?" His tone was sweet.

"No." Yes. Why was this happening now?

"I'm sorry that Gihyun is constantly clinging on to me." He laughed. "I mean, she's great and all but I don't want to hang out with her 24/7. I need a break."

"Well, she likes you." You laughed.

"Ha no."

"Yes. I thought you guys were together at first."

"I guess we were both wrong." He smiled with a slight blush warming his cheeks.

"How long have you and Kihyun been friends?"

"We met our third year of high school." Jooheon opened the door for you.

"Did he ever sing at all?" You couldn't help but wondered about the boy that was slowly taking your heart.

"Sure, I mean no more then the average person, but it wasn't something he showed interest in." You ordered your drinks and sat down.

"Well he should." He smiled at your response.

...

You knocked on Kihyun's door and answered it, dressed all neat and formal. "Hey." You began confused. "How was your showcase?"

"Fine." He shrugged. You followed him into the dorm as he was setting up his portfolio.

"Do you remember anything from last night?" You couldn't help but wonder.

"Not really."

"Just want to say that you are a very cute drunk." You laughed.

"Great, you saw a side I probably didn't want you to see." He rolled his eyes.

"Nah, I liked it." You bit your lip. "Very clingy, I should add."

"Is something wrong?" You asked from his silence.

"Nothing, I'm just wondering why you aren't with Jooheon right now." He began.

"Well....I was with him before, but it was just coffee."

"Ah...so he asked you out, like you wanted?" He laughed like nothing was different.

"It was just coffee, I wouldn't really call it a date." You looked at him confused. "Why are we talking about this?"

"Well....it turns out that Jooheon likes you. I guess you got your wish."

"He likes me? How do you even know that?"

"Because he told me." He finally looked at you, putting his work down. "I guess we're done here."

"But what about yesterday?"

"We can forget about that. We just got caught up in the moment."

You shrugged confused. "Kihyun-"

"It's okay (Y/N), Jooheon likes you. That's great." Sure he was right, you should be happy but why weren't you. Seeing Jooheon early, still gave you all those old feelings but now everything was different. "You don't owe me anything (Y/N). It was the deal remember."

"I don't understand-"

"You like him and now he likes you. It's what you wanted."

"Did something happen between you two?" You continued to ask from the sudden change in his behavior. He was acting the way you first met him.

"No, he was just asking about you. I'm sorry I really need to finish this."

"But Kihyun." You were at a loss of words.

"(Y/N)." He gave you a look you didn't quite understand. He was clearly hurt and trying to push you away.

....

You couldn't stop thinking about Kihyun. Why was he lying to you? What happened this morning?

You quickly rushed through the door. "Where were you all day?" Your friend asked.

"Oh um....The concert in the park."

"Wasn't that cancelled?" She arched her eyebrows.

"Yeah." You sighed. "I was with Jooheon and his side dish Gihyun, who clearly can't take a hint."

"Still competing with that girl?" She laughed.

"I really don't think I want to. I think I'm ready to move on."

"Don't tell me its because of Kihyun?"

"Why not?"

"Nothing, I just thought you were into Jooheon." She smiled. "I was confused because everyone is saying you're with Kihyun. Remember you both mysteriously walked in covered in paint."

"We were just goofing off." You said hiding the truth. Not that you knew yourself. You didn't know where things stood now. You felt something with that kiss and you sensed he did too. But now Jooheon was interested and Kihyun was acting like he supports it. You feel like everything is all mixed up now and you didn't know what to do.

"Sure. You've guys been attached lately."

"I don't know what to do." You sighed siting on the bed. "I like Jooheon but now since Kihyun and I kissed, I'm having mixed feelings."

"Excuse me! You kissed?" She looked at you baffled that you completely forgot to even mention it.

"I thought I told you."

"You certainly had not! When?"

"Yesterday. I was cleaning the art room and he came and helped me and then we started dancing and it just happened."

"So now what are you going to do?" She asked. "You don't want to string on two guys."

"I'm not." You whined. "Kihyun doesn't even like me, at least that's what he said."

"It's hard, if you're making it hard."

-

"Are you going to go talk to him?" Sowon asked as you gathered your belongs since class was almost over.

"Talk to who?"

"Kihyun dummy."

"Why would I do that?" You kept asking.

"Because you like him."

"How many times do I have to tell you?"

"I'm not an idiot (Y/N), you've fallen for him hard, and it seems like he thinks you and Jooheon can be all happy together but that's probably because he doesn't know that you like him back."

"Kihyun hates me. It's no use."

"Then maybe staring at him the whole class should be stopped." She smirked.

"You know what.....whatever." You got up.

"It's true." She laughed. "You and Kihyun sitting in a tree...."

"Please shut up, he's right there."

Then class started piling out. "Hey Kihyun (Y/N) wants to ask you something."

He looked at you with no mood in his expression and continued leaving with the class.

"Ouch."

"I told you. He hates me."

"So......go kiss and make up with him."

"Kihyun please wait." You caught up with him and pulled him into an empty classroom.

"What do you want, trouble in paradise?"

"Why did you lie to me?"

"I didn't lie."

"You told Jooheon I liked him? He told me last night."

"That wasn't a lie." He arched his eyebrows.

"You said you weren't gonna say anything."

"I was just trying to speed up the process, it was getting exhausting."

"I want the truth. We seemed fine and all of a sudden you're being your old jerk self again." You folded your arms.

"He asked about you." He shrugged.

"Like how?"

"He said he liked you, what more information do you need?"

"So what?"

"You like Jooheon, why are you questioning this?" He sounded offended.

"Maybe I changed my mind." You shrugged.

"Well then I can't help you there."

"Why are you acting like such an idiot. Yes I liked Jooheon but it changed once we started hanging out and now things feel different."

"Are you saying what I think you're saying?" He looked at you puzzled. You nodded confirming. "You're choosing me over him?"

"Why are you acting so surprised. I'm the one that should be surprised. You have been such a jerk to me. Who knew." He finally smiled.

"So finding out Jooheon likes you, means nothing."

"It means nothing." You smiled back. "So um, maybe we can make it official by going out tonight?"

"I don't get you." He shook his head amused and reached to hold your hand.

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[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

Unbelievable || Dustin H. x Fem!Reader

Requested: @im-eating-rn Hi!hello!May I request? A little Dustin x reader where nobody of Dustin's friends believe that he got a girlfriend who goes to a different school but he actually does? they always meet in the arcade? And then maybe Dustin finally set up a meet up with his friends and his little gf at a party? And everybody is start asking since when and how? And Dustin's mother (bless her sweet soul I love her) is just like "oh yeah they are together since idk... hi y/n sweetheart!" I just love them.

A//N: this prompt is absolutely freaking adorable and I love it but I apologize in advance if any of the interactions between reader and Dustin seem forced. I'm so used to writing the reader as Dustin's sibling so this was tricky to write😂

"Come on, Dustin! I bet they're just teasing you. They're your friends, I'm sure they believe you," You rubbed your boyfriend's back soothingly, trying to comfort him.

"You'd think so," he sighed, putting his head in his hands. "But I know those assholes and I can tell when they're teasing and this is not it."

You continued tracing circles in his back, falling silent but still offering your support.

He took his head out of his hands and smiled, looking at you.

"Then again, I can't say I blame them."

"What do you mean, hun?" You asked, brow furrowed.

"You are pretty unbelievable"

You blushed furiously and you felt your chest grow warm.

"Oh, Dustin." You smiled brightly and leaned in giving him a tender kiss.

The two of you pulled away, and you intertwined your fingers with his and rested your head on his shoulder.

"So why don't we set something up?" You said simply. "A little get together at your house. You can invite your friends over. And I can swing by and meet them. Besides some homework I gotta get done, I'm free Friday. What do you say?"

He looked at you adoringly, as usual, and smiled.

"That sounds perfect. Have I ever told you how awesome you are?"

Your face scrunched up in a playful manner, you peered up at him. "Not today, you haven't."

Your head moved with his shoulders as he chuckled. "You are unbelievably awesome."

You could hear the smirk in his voice, and you smiled as your eyes focused on a random spot on the wall.

"I can't wait for you to meet them" he said contently. "And for you to wipe those smug smiles off their faces."

You giggled picturing the sight. You couldn't wait either.

+++

"No offence Dustin, but do you want to head to the arcade or something?" Will asked timidly. "There's not exactly a lot to do here,"

Dustin, whose eyes kept flickering to the door, something his friends picked up on, brushed off the comment.

"Uh yeah, maybe later though" his voice sounded distant, he was distracted.

"Dude, what is up with you?" Lucas asked.

"Oh, it's nothing," Dustin mumbled.

He shook his head briefly, taking his eyes off the front door and stood up. "I'm gonna get something to drink, does anyone want anything? I've got cola,"

"I'm good," Mike shrugged.

"Same here," Lucas said.

"I'll have a cola," Will said.

Dustin nodded and retreated to the kitchen, leaving the three boys who looked at one another.

"Something's not right, man." Lucas whispered.

"Yeah something's definitely up," Will said.

The boys fell silent when they heard footsteps approaching and sure enough Dustin emerged holding two cans of cola. He handed the can to Will who mumbled a thanks.

Dustin made his way to the couch and just before he could sit, the doorbell rang. He jumped up quickly and scrambled to the door, his friends sharing weary looks.

"I think you guys will find my guest very interesting." He said smugly, over his shoulder.

He grasped the doorknob and swung the door open, Dustin spoke confidently. "Hello, my lo-"

In front of him stood a very confused mailman holding a package.

Lucas and Mike stifled their laughter and Will was having difficulties keeping the amused grin off his face. He hid behind his drink and took a sip.

"Um, package for Mrs. Henderson?"

"Great, thanks, okay bye." Dustin took the package swiftly and reached for the door to close it but the man spoke up.

"Sir, you have to sign for it."

Letting out a weak chuckle, Dustin quickly grabbed the clipboard and scribbled his signature with the attached pen on a chain, and shoved the clipboard back into the man's hands and hurriedly shut the door.

Sighing, he leaned against the door, thankful that the exchange was over with. But when he saw the peculiar look on his friends faces he knew what was coming.

"Just save it alright?" He grumbled.

He trudged back to the couch and landed on the cushions and let himself sink into the pillows.

"You were saying?" Lucas quipped, quirking an eyebrow and smirking.

"Shut it, Sinclair."

Lucas chuckled and Mike got up and took a seat next Dustin on the couch.

"You wanna tell us what all that was all about?" He asked, a hint of amusement in his voice.

Before he could answer, a brief series of rhythmic and gentle knocks came from the front door.

Dustin, who recognized your pattern of knocks - something he picked up on somewhere along the way - and he knew this was Y/n.

Plastering on a smug smile, he looked to Mike.

"Why don't you find out yourself?"

Mike frowned, and looked over his shoulder to the door, briefly making eye contact with Will and Lucas before looking back to Dustin.

"Please, be my guest." He urged.

Dustin gestured to the front door and Mike stood, making his way over to answer it.

Mike had no idea what to expect, but when he opened the door he was still surprised to see a girl their age, standing on the front porch. You looked as if you were just as confused to see Mike as he was to see you.

You recognized him almost immediately from the pictures you had seen. It was just odd having someone else answer the door that wasn't Dustin.

He always answered the door when he was expecting you. Even the times where you could hear Mrs. Henderson call out to you that she would get it, it would usually be followed by a muffled thud and a slew of curses as Dustin scrambled to get there first.

You smiled politely. You recognized Mike from the pictures around Dustin's house and you figured they had been giving him crap or something and that's why Mike answered the door.

"Hi, you're Mike right? I'm Y/n," you stuck our your hand out for him to shake and in his confused daze he shook your hand as if he was on autopilot. "Where's Dustin?"

"Over here, Y/n/n." Dustin called wistfully.

You smiled, and rather than wait for Mike to let you in - it didn't look like the thought ever occurred to him - you stepped passed him, knowing you were invited anyway.

You stepped into the front room and you noted the delayed sound of Mike closing the door behind you and he wandered past you and back to his seat.

You looked at each of the boys, Will and Lucas gaping at you as well.

"Hi there," You met Will's eye and smiled. "You must be Will and that would make you Lucas?"

They each nodded respectively and Dustin got up, joining your side. He gently put his arm around you, a gesture you welcomed.

"Gentlemen, this is Y/n," He wore a beaming smile, looking at you fondly before looking back to his friends. "My girlfriend"

"Wait, seriously?" Lucas asked, dumbfounded.

Your smile grew brighter, albeit a bit smug, and you nodded proudly. "It's true. We've been together for some time now."

"So," Will spoke up. "You're the Y/n?"

"The one and only. And it's my understanding that you guys have been a bit "skeptical", you made air quotes as you said this, but out of politeness you kept them hidden at your sides. "about me and Dustin?"

Lucas opened his mouth to speak but the words seemed to have died on his tongue.

The guys did believe you existed of course. You and Dustin had met at the arcade, fighting over who got to play dig dug first. You had both gotten to the machine at the same time, but fought over it.

Dustin didn't argue that much, and gave the machine up to you. Not that he thought you couldn't win on your own or anything, but because he was more than fine waiting his turn for it if it meant having a reason to spend more time with you. A fact he had kept to himself. You two ended up taking turns on the game, each of you trying to beat each other's scores. Dustin had caught his friends up the next day at school, inadvertently gushing about the awesome girl he met at the arcade the previous day.

This adoration for you continued for weeks, the guys quickly lost interest and got fairly annoyed. He would find a way to bring you up in any conversation. "Y/n said the funniest thing today," and "I wish Y/n was here, she'd know just what to do," or "It's funny you say that, Y/n was just telling me about..." Eventually, one of them snapped one day, making some comment about he needed to get over her and Dustin retorted that as a matter of fact, he asked you out for a lunch date and you said yes.

A mixture of bad timing and irritation from the guys' side is what caused their disbelief. That and how highly he spoke of you. Surely no one was that perfect.

Any time he mentioned you from then on, something you did or said, anything involving you his girlfriend, they just assumed he didn't want to be caught in an embarrassing lie and kept up the act. For the sake of his dignity.

Yet they still couldn't quite shake the doubt that had taken root in their minds. Small parts in the back of their brian fed them alternate scenarios, any suggestion that could possible make sense all because if they admitted they were wrong they knew they had been bad friends.

Maybe you were just doing Dustin a favor by coming here and saying these things. Hell, maybe you found out he liked you and you didn't recproacte the feeling and as an act of pity, you agreed to lying for him just to shut them up. It was a definite stretch, but it was possible right?

No matter the doubt, however crazy the scenario, it didn't do anything to help the guilt that settled heavily on their concious. But in the whirlwind of it all, their attention was pulled to the front door for the third time that day to see Mrs. Henderson walk through the door, coat on, groceries and her keys in her hands.

She smiled brightly and greeted the boys, who politely greeted her back and when she saw you her lips stretched into a big grin.

"Y/n, honey! What a lovely surprise!" She set down the grocery bag and walked over to you.

She enveloped you with her signature mama bear hug and you gladly accepted the familiar embrace.

Pulling back, she inspected you, plucking a few cat hairs from your shoulder that had attached themselves to you during her hug. You were not fazed by this, you had gotten quite familiar with her motherly behavior. She went nuts for you when you met her and everytime you were around she doted on you more than she did Dustin if at at possible.

"Oh, how have you been sweetheart?"

You smiled warmly. "I'm great thank you. How are you?"

She gushed. "Oh I'm just fine, thank you sweetie. So tell me, what are you kids up to? Dusty, have you offered your friends a drink yet?"

"Yes mom," he said, a hint of impatience in his tone. "I was just introducing them to Y/n,"

Dustin made firm eye contact with each of his friends, reveling in the fact that they were finally listening.

"In fact, we were just clearing up some questions they had." He smiled smugly at his friends and they struggled maintaining eye contact.

"Oh, I remember when Dusty here was so excited when he first told me you guys had finally planned a first date. Gosh, he could not stop talking about you honey," Her loving gaze shifted from you to the other boys. "He was so nervous too."

"Mom!"

"It was so adorable," She giggled. "Hard to believe it's been almost a whole year now, isn't it?"

When they heard this from Mrs. Henderson, that was the final confirmation. Lucas, Mike and Will all felt immediately crushed by guilt and sent their friend many apologetic looks and apologized profusely the rest of the night.

In fact, it took them a very long time before they finally stopped apologizing. Even a scattered one here and there months after it happened.

Of course, that may or may not have had something to do with the fact that you never let them forget it.

#requested #dustin x reader #dustin henderson x reader #dustin henderson imagine #dustin henderson x fem!reader #dustin henderson #will byers #lucas sinclair #mike wheeler #stranger things x reader #stranger things imagine #imagine #reader insert #self insert

[laurelwinchester]

it's depressing to be a dean stan in the supernatural fandom right now. this fandom pays him dirt. it's even worse to be a laurel stan. i'm both rn and i feel like there's nothing positive to look forward to. do you have any fluffy or cute headcanons about daddy!dean and mom!laurel from your fic with little mary beatrice?

i’m sorry you’re feeling down, anon. it is a pretty rough time for dean stans right now. and, well, it’s aways been rough for laurel stans. but yes, i always have headcanons for mary bea and her adoring fans parents!

- so, as mentioned in the fic, dean was a stay at home dad for the first three years of mary’s life. they spent all day every day together. if you ask her who her best friend is, she’ll say, always, “daddy!” that’s why they were both so lost when he eventually had to work and she had to go to preschool. they had never been away from each other for that long. for a lot of things, he is the first one she runs to. he is her default setting and she is his. mary definitely skews towards the “daddy’s girl” side of things. however, with that said…

- laurel was mary’s hero before she was anyone else’s. not because she’s the black canary but because she is her mom. mary worships her mother. anything laurel does, mary wants to do too. if laurel is out in the backyard gardening, mary wants to help. if laurel is outside doing yoga in the sunshine on sunday mornings, mary drags out another yoga mat and tries to do the downward dog. mary would follow her mom anywhere. black canary may belong to star city, but everything laurel lance does is for mary.

- dean and laurel are 99.9% sure that mary was conceived in the hallway between the living room and the bedroom of her old apartment. it’s not something either of them obsess over because why would they but at the same time he does find it amusing that out of all of the times they had sex, the one time they made a baby was “the time we fucked in the hall ‘cause we couldn’t make it to the bedroom. course that’d be the time.” and by amusing, i mean he has had literal full body laughing fits about it. laurel just does not get what’s so funny about it???? he does, however, complain about the song that was playing (bittersweet symphony, one of laurel’s favourites) because “ugh that song’s fuckin’ obnoxious.” and then laurel takes offense to that because “honestly how dare you speak ill of one of the greatest hits of our generation.’’

also, okay, this got long so i’m putting the rest under a cut.

- because mary is deaf in one ear, she has some issues with vertigo and balance so she occasionally suffers from headaches, dizziness, and nausea. it’s not a huge deal, she’s in physical therapy to help her with it, and it might lessen as she gets older. but aside from it making her a bit clumsy and more susceptible to motion sickness, her balance issues have made her a REALLY terrible dancer. she has zero problems with this because she loves to dance so she’s going to dance regardless of how bad she is at it. dean never misses a chance to say, ’'maybe it’s not her balance, maybe she just inherited her mom’s dancing skills” because surprise! laurel is an awful, awful dancer.

- no, seriously, laurel is a really bad dancer. she’s okay with slow dancing but anything more than that and she is flailing. which is strange because she’s usually quite light and graceful on her feet. back when she and dean were planning a real wedding, tommy tried to teach them how to do the mambo and it did not go well. as dean likes to say, while laurel turns red in embarrassment, “it was like that dirty dancing montage except she never got better.” (for the record, no, dean is not an amazing dancer. laurel is just that bad.)

- mary is a naturally shy kid. that’s just her personality. she’s okay once she warms up to you, but she’s shy. people always comment that they don’t know where she would have gotten that from but, like…her parents? she clearly got it from her parents. laurel wasn’t necessarily shy when she was a child but she was definitely a wary and somewhat hesitant kid. her parents said she was an “old soul.” dean, on the other hand, was totally a shy little kid. before the fire, before he was forced out of his shell and could no longer afford to be shy, he preferred to spend his days at home with his mom and no one else. she was his best friend. and now he’s his daughter’s best friend.

- laurel introduced mary to the spice girls as soon as she could. in retaliation (because there’s only so many times he can listen to mary screeching at him to, “spice up your life, daddy!!!!”) dean got her into led zeppelin. mary’s favourite song is sea of love because that’s her and her mom’s song, and one time she listened to out of the woods by taylor swift on repeat for two hours until her dad finally managed to bribe her into turning it off, but her first request in the car will always be “d'yer maker” by led zeppelin. dean is super proud of that. she has never once pronounced it correctly. also, she tells people to listen to the spice girls when she thinks they’re sad.

- social media is, for the most part, not a part of their lives. laurel has an inactive facebook account that she hasn’t updated since 2012. charlie made dean make an instagram account but he’s never used it. but they both have snapchat accounts. not because they’re at all interested in it but because mary thinks it’s hilarious. the dancing hot dog makes her giggle hysterically. not that it’s hard to make her giggle hysterically, she just really loves that hot dog.

- if you were to ask dean and laurel about the moment parenthood became real to them, dean would talk about that one time when they were driving to kansas and mary inevitably got car sick and he had no choice but to dive into the back and catch it in his hands because they had forgotten to bring a bucket with them. laurel would most likely say, voice dry and sarcastic, “i dunno, man, felt pretty real when she was crowning.” but both of these things are lies. the realest moment, for both of them, was the day they were told that their daughter had pendred syndrome. that she was most likely going to lose some, if not all, of her hearing and that she was facing other potential health issues. the day they learned that their baby girl was going to life a different life, possibly a harder life, that all their plans had been blown out the window, was the day the reality of parenthood really sunk in for them.

- most people assume that dean is the fun parent and laurel is the stricter parent but nah, it’s the other way around. that’s not to say that dean isn’t fun, of course, because if the floor is lava or she wants to jump in puddles wearing the nice dress her grandmother sent her for christmas then he is all for that. but laurel is the one who told her about the puddles in the first place and waved a plastic magic wand and said the floor was lava. she’s the cookie sneaker, the best fort builder in the world, and the spontaneous picnic planner. laurel is the one who says, “hey, let’s go on a weekend trip to coast city and take mary to the beach.” dean is the one who gapes at her in response and says, “it’s eleven o'clock on a friday night and you’re telling me this now?” and she’s just like, “yeah, we’ll just throw a few bags in the car and leave tomorrow morning!” and then his brain explodes because that’s not how it works?????

dean is the one who’s got all the lists and charts in his head because he wants mary to have the safe, normal childhood he didn’t have and he is trying his hardest to make it perfect. he’s trying to recreate the pieces of the mother he remembers in every pie he bakes for his daughter, every trip to the park, every night he reads her where the wild things are. laurel is the one who wants to make the magic and the whimsy that her grandmother gave her, put the galaxy on her daughter’s bedroom ceiling the way bea did for her, and create the warmth and the fun that her mother never managed to get the hang of.

given that mary is a joyful, happy, always giggling, remarkably well adjusted little girl, they must be doing something right.

#dean x laurel #otp: the beauty of wild things #dean winchester #laurel lance #mary beatrice winchester #fic: how the light gets in #asks #anon #my fic #spn x arrow