#no idgaf

[bayoubodycount]

Somebody send help...I've got coffee shooting out my nose and I'm choking from laughing so hard🤣

When my 2020's crush:

Is channeling my 80's crush:

#DWAAAAAAAAYNE #Different World #Yes I'm old #No IDGAF #Kadeem Hardison my sweet boy #Jacob Anderson #I love this so much #🤣🤣🤣🤣😎🤘 #Apparently I have a type

[ayo-edebiri]

This is canon 😭😭😭

#percy jackson #percy jackson spoilers #idgaf the ep was so good #pjo tv show

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday #it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold #suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up #maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like #disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck #man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf #so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.

[rexlottie]

(shes more of a horse girl)

alt

#THIRD REPOST. IF THE QUALITY IS LOW IDGAF ANYMORE!!!! #Shes just a baby😭😭😭 #william when i catch you william #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #spring bonnie #fnaf #fnaf movie #art tag

[i-hate-charger-mains]

Callie and her socially inept cousin <3

#splatoon 3 #splatoon #callie #marie #squid sisters #marie would definitely say a slur on live tv she just gives off such vibes #girlie is winning the idgaf wars

[eurodynamic]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

#lae'zel #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3edit #gamingedit #dailygaming #userwolfkissed #userbamf #mikaeled #usercynti #userfarllee #aartyom #mistress-light #necroticpetals #* #laezel commander in the idgaf war

[butchdykekondraki]

pretending songs are about your blorbos is fun until my blorbos are fucking . jesus christ and the goddamn apostles

#[ren] #anyway . ich will by rammstein is a christ and the apostles song idgaf im right #<- insane fucking sentence . nobody on earth has ever thought that before

[momopatchi]

This year's birthday animation

#to all the marine bio nerds... #i am well aware...the salmon is basically putrefying while spawning..idgaf.. #digital art #animation #2d anim #2d animation #digital animation #sockeye salmon #salmon #birthday #momopatchi birthday #momopatchi #looping animation #looping gif #yummmyyy

[gayvampyr]

this might be a hot take but i actually don’t think humans were meant to know what is going on in everyone’s lives all over the world every second of the day and constantly be available for conversations or collaborations or call-ins for work and texts and phone calls and social media posts without end. i think we were supposed to just help the people around us and spend time with our family and friends and eat yummy bread and berries and relax

#‘did you know x celebrity did this thing and now they’re getting cancelled?’ no. why does that concern me #idgaf about celebrities #and like. mental exhaustion and guilt are not good or sustainable substitutions for real help and activism #sometimes it’s ok to just. unplug and worry about your own life #im not saying you should stop caring but you also shouldn’t guilt yourself to death over something you have zero control over #text post #top posts #5k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k

[lotus-pear]

even yokohama's most feared criminals need their rest

#i am losing the idgaf war i think i might love them unfortunately :( #ALSO THE DAY I FUCKING REMEMBER TO DRAW DAZAIS BANDAGES IS THE DAY THE MOON CRASHES INTO EARTH ISTFG IDK HOW I KEEP FORGETTING😭😭 #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[beybuniki]

family

#i wanted to compile all of my family sketches but there are too many lets start with this smaller batch first i dont want to scare the hoes #i just know rei can carry all of her kids at once also lets ignore the wrong age gap idgaf #i struggled a lot with the middle one's color palette for some reason help #bnha #todoroki toya #todoroki shoto #todoroki rei #dabi

[naomistares]

do u think they explored each others bodies

#everytime i draw griddle she gets buffer #straying so far from canon #idgaf.. #art #artists on tumblr #the locked tomb #digital art #tlt #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #htn #gtn #kirianthe

[xlandloud]

the kiddos

#drawing during my lectures bc idgaf #dc #young justice #tim drake #cassie sandsmark #kon el kent #bart allen #xlandart

[jaasvandha]

Had to experiment with different lighting scenarios for an assignment

#fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fma #fmab #this is a tumblr exclusive bc i dont wanna post on ig rn #and idgaf about twitter anyways so. #wheee

[cheesecakethots]

geto having a cute little non-sorcerer wife that he swears he hates.

he only marries you for your father’s riches, and so when you arrive on his doorstep he leaves the maids to tell you where you’ll be staying; the room furthest from his own.

you’ve been instructed not to so much as look at him, but he finds that he hardly sees you, anyway. you’re more like a ghost that haunts the manor than his wife.

most of the time he’ll happen to pass you sat alone in the garden, dressed in pretty kimonos that have most definitely been suited to his tastes. he hardly speaks to you, the only time he has was when the two of you had accidentally bumped into each other when turning a corner.

“watch it, monkey,” he had hissed, before continuing on with his day. he later found himself thinking on the nervous expression and faint embarrassed blush that had adorned your face. he had been tempted to smash his head against the wall to rid himself of the memory, as it plagued him the entire evening.

your father starts visiting and he has the basic decency to at least pretend as though he loves you. it results in awkward proximity and unloving kisses to your forehead, at least until your father leaves.

for some time, geto’s not entirely sure as to why you play along. you could go to your father and ask to leave this loveless marriage, could you not? then it dawns on him; your father doesn’t care, and you already know that. geto doesn’t like how a tiny part of his chest aches when he thinks too hard about that fact.

it’s not as though he leaves you locked up in some basement, withering away. you’re allowed to explore most of the manor, most of your needs can be met by asking the maids and very rarely he will permit you to visit the nearby town marketplace with some guards.

he starts seeing you more. he’ll sometimes find himself out in the garden, pretending that he has any business outside other than to keep an eye on you. he’ll never admit it, but it can sometimes calm him down, just watching you go about your day. to him it’s like watching a pet trot about, not realising their owner is watching with keen eyes. you’re still just a useless monkey, of course.

one day he discovers you crying in the garden you love so much. he’s never seen you cry before, hell, he’s hardly seen any emotions on you.

“what happened?” he finds himself asking before he can stop. you jump in your seat, not having expected him to be beside you.

“nothing, really,” you say, your voice still shaky and your hand wiping away at drying tears, “i’m sorry to have bothered you.”

he frowns, his patience quickly wearing thin. “tell me, now. what happened?”

you sigh, and some part of him can’t help but note how pretty your eyes look, despite the redness around them. he pushes the thought out before it can properly settle.

“my father sent me a letter,” you confess. “he’s… not happy with me.”

he steps closer to you. “why?”

you hesitate, your mouth opening and closing, but the expression he wears has you telling the truth.

“he wishes that i was pregnant with your child. i have told him that i am not, and never will be, and he… well, he’s not happy.”

suguru raises an eyebrow. “never will be… ?”

you blush, looking to the floor. “i know that you hate me. it may be easier for you to have a child with another.”

he scoffs.

“i don’t-“ geto pauses himself. “do you really think i’m the type of man to have a bastard with some whore?”

“w-well, no, but-“

“do you wish to stay married to me?”

you gulp. “no. i don’t.”

he pauses for a moment, seemingly considering something.

“if you give me a child, i’ll allow you to leave. you’ll still be married to me in name, but you won’t have to stay here, and you won’t be tethered to your father.”

your jaw drops for a moment, and then you collect yourself. “will i be able to see the child after i give birth?”

“sometimes,” he tells you. in reality, he doubt he’d ever let you near them, but you don’t need to know that.

“… okay.”

he finds it harder to convince himself that he hates everything about you when he has you beneath him, your ankles on his broad shoulders and your hands pressing against his back. he can’t help but fuck you even faster when hearing you whine and mewl. he wants to lick the expression you have off of your face, but refuses to indulge in the idea.

“su-su-suguru!” you cry. he stills inside you for just a moment. it’s the first time he’s ever heard you say his name. he was beginning to think you had forgotten it.

he grabs onto your wrists with one hand, pressing them above your head and manhandling you into another position, one in which he can somehow go even deeper than before.

he chuckles, low and raspy, “stupid fucking monkey…”

he’s starting to wonder if maybe he needs two kids. maybe four? hm. maybe you do have your usefulness. maybe he shouldn’t let you go, after all.

#i know this is ooc but idgaf #forgive me i haven’t watched jjk s2 and i barely remember geto but he’s hot so idc if it’s so ooc #allow me to dream #yandere geto suguru #tw yandere #tw.yandere #yandere #yanderecore #yandere jjk #yandere getou #yandere suguru geto #yandere getou suguru #geto smut #jjk smut #tw forced marriage #tw smut

[isolabellz]

based on this fic

#stsg #satosugu #satoru gojo #getou suguru #in this fic they only see each other once a year on gojo’s bday #but satoru comes to see suguru on his #it’s giving toxic situationship where they actually love each other but circumstances #jealous suguruuuuu #possessive suguru #also satoru not giving a fuck and calling suguru his boyfriend #they are both losing the idgaf war