#not like that you heathen

[caffiendbard]

give me your best bastardcore goblincore cryptidcore shoe laces. they dont even have to be shoe laces. anything to tie your shoes with. give me them, hand em over.

#ideas #cryptidcore #goblincore #shoes #converse chucks #shoe laces #things you tie your shoes with #using things for their unintended purposes #bastardcore #chaoscore #chaotic bastard #chaos #i'm looking for creative ways to tie my shoes #y'know #so people can be like #not like that you heathen #i want to be the heathen

[eldstunga]

She's All Ears.

#how do you like THEM apples #Heloise #my art #Hel #Helverse #Fennec #fox #ipad doodles #even shrunk them a little you heathens #making me polish stuff like this I'll have yer head #anthro #furry

[paper-lilypie]

guess who

#throws this like a grenade EAT YOU HEATHENS EAT #fnaf #sun x reader #moon x reader #post fire au #have some FUCKINNNNN fluff #enjoy fellow simps #art: copper cogs rusted through #fanart

[aardvaark]

i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun

hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-

parker: i dont know

hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?

parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?

eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?

parker: that’s what i said!

hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now

sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?

hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.

sophie: …….july 12th

hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?

sophie: ………… (guilty silence)

parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison

hardison:

hardison: what the fuck guys

#leverageposting #wren speaks #leverage #parker leverage #alec hardison #nate knows his birthday i guess so i didn’t include him. if he was watching the whole time he would probably say ‘idk’ to mess w hardison #they’re having this convo in nate’s apartment but it’s like 3am & he’s asleep & they’ve all broken in to hang out #parker doesn’t know either bc of her ridiculously neglectful foster parents or bc she’s parker & her priorities are simply different to most #people. her birthday is irrelevant to thievery. and sadly probably not related to fun happy memories anyway. #sophie obviously is a good enough grifter to answer confidently but she feels a little bad abt lying to her family by now #meanwhile hardison had a normal foster nana who would have known his bday. most kids aren’t safe-surrendered like eliot so assumably #hardison would have a known bday. and he likes birthdays! #and he wants to throw parker a little party even if it’s a very unconventional parker bday that involves rappelling & jumping off buildings #but he is once again thwarted by the leverage team members having the strangest possible lives #he IS gonna give them each birthday parties tho. even if he has to make up some dates & stuff #sophie’s can be the fake date she gives if that’s what she rlly wants. nate’s real birthday is on file somewhere even if he’s being annoying #rn so hardison just has to do some basic hacking. eliot would have an approximate bday such as the day he was surrendered that his parents #would have celebrated throughout childhood. and parker’s would be april 1st bc that’s alice whites bday (and YOURE ALICE!!!) #as in it’s canonically in the online info abt alice white shown in the juror no.6 job & obvs that’s april fools so it’s funny :) #and hardison has a NORMAL bday unlike SOME ppl and yes he DOES expect presents you heathens!!

[ballpitwitch]

Keanu Reeves The ARCH Origin Story

#Keanu Reeves #keanuedit #kreevesedit #dilfgifs #dilfedit #sometimes i see something that seems fairly mundane but it stops me in my tracks for reasons i cannot explain #like this is so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me ???? #and it makes me a devilish level of feral #tell everyone you saw me with the devil #me 5'4": i will pick him up #and then take that ratty tshirt for myself #thank you #* #it's the hat.....and the well worn shirt #and ....well...him #T A L L man make brain go brrrrrr #body longer than the time i've been a heathen #are backpacks you wear in the front a thing? because i would like to be one #like let me wear™ the shirt #like let me snuggle you on a sunday morning #or a tuesday afternoon idc #forearms are so important #H A N D S #man i love me a t h i g h #stopping before i start sounding like kfc or hannibal #he really has just been here and gorgeous my whole damn life #if you read all that hi im sorry i love u

[fromtheseventhhell]

"I have no sister." The words were knives. What do you know of my heart, priestess? What do you know of my sister? | Jon VI

--metaphorical knives at feigning neutrality regarding his sister

Jon fell to his knees. He found the dagger's hilt and wrenched it free. In the cold night air the wound was smoking. "Ghost," he whispered. Pain washed over him. Stick them with the pointy end. When the third dagger took him between the shoulder blades, he gave a grunt and fell face-first into the snow. He never felt the fourth knife. Only the cold... | Jon XIII

--literal knives from breaking that neutrality to save her

#jon snow #arya stark #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #it's like poetry it rhymes #Jon is just destined to suffer over his love for Arya huh 😭 #god when is it finally their turn to reunite and be happy?? #people read this and really think he would've done the same for anyone other then Arya?? the delusion is strong #gatekeeping their relationship from the heathens that try and turn Arya into just a /proxy for family/ y'all aren't worthy #George did NOT have to go this hard when writing about them but I am so glad that he did #/Jon will want me even if no one else does/ you have no idea 🥹 #and when Arya parallels this by leaving the FM when she hears of his death I'm gonna be losing my mind

[andy-clutterbuck]

8x01 | Mercy

#richard pls #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S8 #flashing gif #you little shit #love u #why are you the way you are #bottle this attitude #he's 2 much #you could snap a picture of me to keep later #..... #a sweet memento god what did you think i meant? #heathens #😇 #just kidding i'll take them myself and leave them in his pocket #surprise #i apologize because my brain is fried after almost 2 weeks of new job training #but let's be real i'd say something like that anyway

[grem-archive]

drops this and jumps out window

(happy early thanksgiving to my fellow americans)

#hetalia #aph america #hws america #alfred f jones #panel redraw #i will himbo-ify this man like it's my job #i'm fuckin watching the tags you heathens #alpha romeo tango

[iersei]

Eventually. Eventually I will manage to Actually Listen to dndads. In the meantime could I perchance get a doodle of some soft sasharcies 👉👈

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she's tucking marcy's hair behind her ear (gay intent)

#amphibia #sasharcy #sasha waybright #marcy wu #it goes without saying that i highly recommend the podcast when you get the chance! #tossing my art into the void #blue-haired-heathen #draw me like one of your close boys #The Advanced Voter Fraud Experience

[mushramoo]

I just binged the entirety of mob psycho and let’s just say u will all be seeing some Reigen ass soon

#I was stimming every time he came on screen and I have never done that before #my stupid cringefail man #him and Serizawa are meant to be fr #I have seen some of it before but NEVER ALL OF IT LIKE #WHY DIDNT YOU HEATHENS TELL ME THERE WAS THIS MUCH FAVORITE CHARACTER WHUMP??? AND GAY TENSION???? #MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS #I GET TO WATCH HIM FALL IN LOVE AND TRIP OVER NOTHING IN THE SAME SHOW???? #ehem uhmmmm anyway I am going to draw him beat up for funsies #YALL know how it is #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho reigen #reigen arakata

[starch1ldz]

SPENCER REID IS SO SMITHEREENS BY TWENTY ONE PILOTS. “For you I'd go step to a dude much bigger than me, for you I'd go I would get messed up weigh 153, for you I would get beat to smithereens.” TELL ME THAT ISN'T SO HIM ABOUT THE WHOLE DAMN TEAM?

#star child speaks #does this make sense #i know i said spencer would hate modern pop #but tøp isnt pop until their newer albums #and ride #and heathens #but im not talking about those #i think hed like tøp #be could pick it apart like a puzzle #spencer reid #criminal minds #spencer reid criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds x you #dr spencer reid #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid x reader #im mentally unwell #Spencer reid my love #you sacrificial lamb you

[the-mushroom-faerie]

I got David Hewlett's t-shirt and it is SO SOFT (also you can't see in this picture but I have a nasa pin from last time I wore this cardigan and it was an hilarious coincidence)

#stargate #stargate atlantis #no you dont get to see my face you heathens #what next are you going to ask for my NAME #but i love this shirt best $20 i ever spent well technically $50 because i got mum one too and yknow shipping but still #rodney mckay #david hewlett #his shopify is called caNERDian because hes adorable like that in case you want one too #and theres other shirts and notepads and magnets and if i were rich id spend $1000 on there buying everything

[calliopechild]

#i am very much in the first camp #a lot of my recipes are from my mom and as such sized to feed a family of four #which is ideal bc if i like a recipe enough to spend the time making it wtf wouldn't i like it enough to eat it more than once? #as with any tumblr poll yes i am prepared to get ratioed if/when it turns out the rest of you are heathens #'boy that third option is throwing a lot of shade' you're right #i'm biased (and jealous of people w/ that kind of executive functioning) and i can admit it

[faeriekit]

ACKTUALLY Danny Phantom is basically just offbrand DC stuff in its design (thanks, Elmer) so of course smacking it onto the DCU isn't a biggie?? Everyone is basically just running a bootleg/reskinned program on superhero hardware. Of course it's functioning flawlessly. Also how dare you make me like DC I went so many years avoiding Batman and it's derivatives and now I understand the lore 😭😭

#dp x dc #I BOOKMARK Batman docs now like a heathan #heathen? #how do you spell heathen

[yuwuta]

nurse bf yuuta and his soft touches when you get a check up at the doctor, one of his palms resting on your lower back while he checks your heartbeat, insisting on giving you one of the silly kids bandaids after you get a shot, sneaking in quick kisses because it will make you feel better!!! doctors orders!!!!

oh pls you get sick/come in to wherever yuuta works and conflict of interest be damned, he is going to be the one in that room with you. the provider that’s around just lets it happen too bc yuuta is capable, but it’s also very clear that he will not let it happen any other way 

he also (1) forces you to get checked out in urgent care even if you’re sure it’s just a cold and then (2) coddles you like crazy once you’re home. yeah, he’s a nurse and rationally, he knows this will pass, but he’s also your boyfriend and that comes first. you nap every other hour bc your meds make you drowsy and yuuta is so bad at trying to be stealthy to check your heart rate and change the cold towel on your neck, and you always wake up to him like inches from your face giving you a deer in headlights look before he smiles and pats your head and tells you to go back to sleep :( 

#anonymous #pls pls pls pls the idea of him walking around w cute/silly bandaids bc he works in peds is DESTROYING ME! #hes kind in general too so whenever u do get a shot/blood drawn he will literally soak the bandaid off for you #truly the patience of a saint #SOME PEOPLE (satoru... MEGUMI... yuuji) will rip ur bandaid off like a bunch of HEATHENS!!!

[whos-tanya]

Very few things will be quite as chilling to me as when Will hides in Martha’s closet — only to emerge with “The name is Lila.” I cannot describe the amount of confusion and fear I felt hearing that voice during my first playthrough.

#who’s Lila #spoilers #ok I’m gonna get very pretentious #and it’s like 1:00am here so it might not make sense #but! I don’t know what it is for me. it’s so hard to capture this type of uncanny horror but man garage heathen accomplished this lol #the cadence of the voice? #the pause? #im probably reading way too much into it but there is something that feels very sadistic #specifically the way in which it’s said #it makes me feel like a prey animal #I might write an essay about this in the morning but also maybe not #thank you for coming to my Ted talk