#okey that's all lol

[ithinkimauggie]

Mm, yes... The one you call Benrey...

I've been advised by my employers that, his true nature is on something of a "need-to-know" basis...

And you, Doctor Freeman, do not need to know...

ayo fuck this painting lol have another cropped vers

#hlvrai fanart #hl2vrai #hlvrai2 #hlvrai benrey #hlvrai benry #hlvrai #digital painting #art #digital art #my art #ugghhh this one was such a pain #i kept pushing myself and it turned out good but it took THREE DAYS #EWW MY ADHD BRAIN HATED THAT SHIT #and i defo over rendered but its fine fuck it lol #thank you to all the people who were so kind in the tags of my Gordon painting!!! #you guys gave me the motivation to get this one done so alsd;jf thanks <3 #ily all 😭😭 #pose is inspired by that one scene from Chicago lol #they both reached for the gun is the number you should watch it #okey goobie

[icewindandboringhorror]

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!

#cats #ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial #information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol #but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection) #ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm #The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s #I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old #ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol.. #His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find #The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market #as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere) #stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol #AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over #and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the #entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed #the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish #everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...

[wyvernity]

sss day my favorite national holiday WOOOOHHHH

bonus

#pokemon #trainer lyra #rival silver #soulsilvershipping #timeskip tag #bao beis #i had so much more planned. but alas. college. #ANYWAY. sss my everything. ohh. always thinking abt them. #this is very obviously lyra's room! all the pink! massive bed to fit all her pokemon! the champion paycheck gets you that much at least #and plants!!! no. 1 horticulturist in johto #she's living somewhere around the base of mt silver... decently close to the league and her hometown #so i like to imagine her with a huge greenhouse so she can take care of plants even in the harsher climate #meanwhile silver has one of those decrepit malelivingspace flats in viridian. he's making it work. #i can only see sss properly moving in together liiiike in their late 20s #after they get to enjoy young adult independence for a while #but before they permanently settle down they should go on silly adventures again... just once. or twice. or #as much as i like to entertain the thought of them being homebodies i think they'd rather spend their lives travelling haha #since silver never got to fully experience it as a kid on the run #being a wanted man and all #and lyra is itching for the getaway #they deserve to be in nature and responsibility-free and *frothing at the mouth* #BTW i put my whole wyvussy into that wall decor #lisia signed poster... rosa's resemblance as mei(!!!) in the totoro one... bell tower + whirl island pics // #pokemon constellations... and those gen 4 mail templates that no one actually used. probably from dawn. champion penpals :] #i debated doing a lance poster because celebrity idol funny but nah she'd bin that immediately after moving out #oh yeah the drawover was um. inspired by the nonebinary neochamp fit. so happy for my son. #i'm glad i managed to finish the big piece in time otherwise i would've just posted that LOL can you imagine #okey bye happy sss day

[carmenpeach]

shadow studiez

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic style #okey thats all the doodles 4 now but gotta go through my old sketchbooks cause i have like um #300 something unposted sonic drawings since im ill lol #doodles #sonic #shadow

[keeps-ache]

i don't wanna take over the world, it sounds like a lot. but you know, laying siege to a golf course sounds really nice sometimes

#just me hi #i'm giggling thinking about it hfbvhs #you can use the sandbanks for cover and if you plan far enough ahead you can start farming around those little ponds #and you can steal golf balls :D and use them as currency ?? or just collect them :3 #and you could use the tennis ball guns to shoot the balls at people of course!! and you're supplied with sticks when you get there !! free #weaponry !! :D #and if you can hold out for long enough you could start planting rose and blackberry bushes in places they wouldn't look #why? bc roses Always Come Back #and blackberries will take a minute but who can get mad at a blackberry bush !! nature's surprise :D #oh and of course you could have a noble steed too (golf cart) !! :DD #and you could make the building a castle #and make a little gnome town in the fields once the battle is over #OH you could build a miniature golf in and around the town too :D for the funsies #/places are very cool i like places #could some be used better? oh yea for sure #i have dreams for abandoned malls hfvbs - some of my favorite places ever #that's one big odd thing i want. to have a mall to live in hfhs :3 #is it a lot of space ? ye. but it's also SOO much space.. the possibilities !! #//anyway i Need to go for a walk in a city sometime soon lol #i miss the riverwalk aaa #GASP campus martius during the winter. my dearest #i didn't realize the threshold for being a city was so low lmao ?? like man these are just big towns what is this hfvbsh #//but aside from the city pining MAN #i got to drive earlier today ('got to' they put me in the seat and it wasn't very fun hfvbshf) and oooohhh #you know that feeling on a roadtrip when it's all worth it for just a little while.maybe when you broke over the top of a hill or looked up #from whatever you were doing to find a storm ahead and the rear lights of the cars seemed to blink in agreement with how gorgeous it all is #just that hfbsh :3 #i like places a lot. sobs [<- crying candy hearts] #//okey i'm goin to go do my somethings now hfvhs :3 :D #music and caffeine are SO good ehehhehghhg [slinkies away so fast]

[transgenderedryanross]

im just like teenage ryan ross hes just like meee (listening to fall out boy to combat the loneliness)

#mostly i like em bcs my sibling was really into fob as a teenager lol. but ryan ross is with me in spirit also #wahhhhh the power is out & im home alone & my phone is dying and im being a baby about it #:-( the rest of my family is out visiting friends....ohhj to have friends #i WOULD go out to the library or mall or smth but im scared i would be faced with stop lights also being out 😭 #okey im going to preserve my phones energy and read a book now i suppose #or take a nap. wallow in my misery #i was abt to boil some water before the power went out!!! hours ago!!!!! feel like shit just want to make a hot meal..... #soz thats all

[batri-jopa]

Found on facebook today

I hate that it looks like some "list of shame"

#okey so it feels a bit too much like blaming self blaming or otherwise negative emotions here... #I think I grown out of 'chasing' and 'obsessive' and... 'overtalking' (though my internet friends would not agree lol) #but why 'making up stories and worlds' is put into this list like another negative trait? like 'something that proves you're a loser'? #and not a wonderful alternative to any other boring life cliche? #okey I am excessively helpful indeed... I can't say 'no' even when I'm really pissed off by the amount of asking-for-help-or-a-favor around #and when I spend another hour after hour of my free time to help them they say: 'oh you are always so kind and helpful!' #to only keep on asking for more next time... oh f*ck off already all you excessively-asking-for-help!😫 #if you liked me you'd let me rest!!! and you wouldn't give me 5 minutes of YOUR fucking precious time if I was more assertive😣 #I so love to spend my time with people not knowing I'm a doctor. Or knowing and not using it. Then I know they like me for me❤ #and not seeing me as their wish-granting machine #aroace #aro #ace #aromantic #asexual #aromantic asexual #aspec #a spec #a spectrum #not too positive this time... more a vent... #but whenever someone tries to put me into a 'loser' labeled box in their narrow mind - I want to make their mind explode!!!

[furrypinkpuppy]

#okei second attempt at a BP scalie. i think i did better but i also made it Hard Mode with an open mouth and no REFERENCE PHOTO again #but anyway pls enjoy watching my journey #scalie #python scalie #snake scalie #ball python scalie #furry #feral #anthro #i think this could pass as both #my art #sketches #doodles #python regius scalie #royal python scalie #🙄 at all the names lol

[kil9]

my mom when i was a kid: when you were an infant your bedroom caught fire lol but it was fine.

me: ok. im sure some freak accident that no one could have prevented in any way

my mom at 26: the smoke detector was beeping so i took the batteries out and stashed it in a closet without telling you, like a couple weeks ago. i figured you would probably fix it for me despite never telling you about it

me: ah. ok. connecting dots here. . .

#99.txt #😐😐 #normal family i have suchhh a normal family ahahhahhaha #both my parents -_-.... basically didnt do anything #but they were there. physically. so whenever im unhappy as a kid its like #''wow you have both parents and a good income and house. i guess you are just sooo soo spoiled. you know there are orphans in the world'' #<- so fucked up how ppl talk to struggling kids like that btw. if a kid is so unhappy in their home it isnt normal #also like ''wdym your dad is abusive he literally doesnt hit you'' 🥴🥴 okey. but ill hit u if you keep talking like that #my dad just didnt have time for any hitting 🥺 #between all the screaming at the top of his lungs at newborn babies. and the cheating on his wife with teenagers. he was so busy #and maintaining a good career so he could go on business trips to cheat more lol #but yeah i had it real lucky as a kid cos i got to go on those business trips sometimes -_- fun #and my mom is just like..... #''wow i literally was nice to you as a kid and drove you places. if you complain you just hate me and are so mean and critical of me'' #like.................. the older i get the more i realise just. no one was being resposible #ive tried to maturely explain this to my mom recently and its like a brick wall #''wdym. im so nice'' but have you ever been responsible? ''well i think just i have a nice style parenting :)'' #but what about responsibility ?? for your kids ? ''but im so nice. what more do you want from me you ask for so much :('' TO BE RESPONSIBLE #also ''im so nice'' bullshit just ignoring all the times shes said things that make me wana kill myself #literally told me no one would want me after i was in hysterics cos she was already being mean to me #and then when i bring it up later ''oh i was just stressed out. im allowed to feel my emotions. plus i dont remember and u made it up'' #ok........ then when im like. stressed out and not even being mean just using a slightly different tone its all #''wow you are so cruel just like your father and you hate me. you never consider my feelings and i think you should be kicked out probably' #lol get me out of here............................ #dont even get me fucking started on my sister i dont have time to haven an episode right now -_- #guh sorry for this i dont have a therapist and it shows

[tj-crochets]

I keep accidentally coming up with rhyming mnemonic devices in emails to contractors asking for specific paperwork and I blame the years of working with toddlers lol (there’s one report in particular where I need three pieces of information, and despite my request email always being formatted as “please send me a, b, AND c info” I am usually lucky to get two of them)

#tj talks about work #the first time could be a coincidence but now that I've come up with three separate accidental rhyming things #to remind contractors of the information I need from them #I think it's a pattern and I really do blame working with toddlers #I also blame working with toddlers for my use of the words 'okey dokey' #and my general cheerfulness and willingness to laugh at any attempt the contractors make to be funny #(well. almost any attempt) #I am pretty sure me-on-the-phone is about as unintimidating as it's possible for a person to be lol #working with toddlers has accidentally trained me to be all about positive reinforcement whenever possible #which is not a bad thing! but sometimes it's very funny in the industry I work in #which is not known for having cheerful office staff who use rhymes to remind you what your paperwork needs to have #also at some point I think I have to admit I probably giggle? customer service me is apparently normal me but like #aggressively cheerful. Like. This Will Be A Happy Phone Call. #it works! the contractors all like me! #but it is not on purpose and I do find it funny that my customer service approach has apparently changed since my library days

[gnaga37]

this part is finished i think? cool sword will be the main character

base palette!

#tw blood #??maybe. i mean it's bright pink and pixelated. not even great pixels lol #i'm trying okey. just look at the cool sword #fun fact this grey bg is the color i use for all my digital art. white hurts my eyes :) #it looks a bit like a slice of bread tbh. idk how to fix that 😘✌ #pip #pisco art

[lemonlovemeanslove]

the biggest similarities between house md and sherlock 2013 is actually NOT that both works are inspired by the writing of arthur conan doyle, nor has it anything to do with both leads being played by long faced white upperclass englishmen, but rather the fact that both shows are soooo unbelievably badly written, with all their homoerotisim resting on their insulting attitue and hate to all of their female charaters and women in general

#The homosexuality is a result of SEXISM #NOT any meaningful intention to explore the attraction of two middle age white guys #house sucks ass! #so does sherlock of course but the sexism in house is just... #i cant #and i know what sherlock hater will say WHAT ABOUT THE WELL I AM/SHER SCENE #and yea #i get that #but house is sexist to ALLL its female charaters #all the time #and its rapy #af #and i LIKE the dude who plays winston or whatever his face is #okey i looked it up his name is wilson #hes cute af and all but man #i hate both shows sm lol #oh and both fanbases consist of the MOST ANNOYING white girls you will EVERRRR meet

[daiseukiis]

the tempation to just change this entire blog is at an all time high

#will sleep soon i swear this reo shot.... #sigh adulting is hard na #okei bye na cge out peace dead lol slayyzzz #🎋 ; possibilities of all these possibilities

[irndad]

hi im back! okey so def can see spencer still wanting to hug and snuggle with you even when fighting or mad at each other. he even gets genuinely ??? confused ??? when you try to sleep on the couch instead of in bed at night. he holds you and either reader or him is like "i know we are snuggling right now but i am still super pissed off at you." lol i can just see it. he may be petty when mad but he wont stop trying to touch you bc its a biological need of his and no argument is more important than needing you 🥺

enjoy this I did it very fast!!!! ily

He knows he’s not easy to be with sometimes. She would never say it, but it’s true. He doesn’t always get the jokes, sometimes pushes things too far and without even knowing it the ground gets pulled out from under him. 

And sleep- Sleep is so complicated. The memory of the first time she slept in his bed is etched into a place he could never erase. Spencer had always had trouble sleeping, either fear or alertness plaguing him into the late hours of the night. He used to lie awake, the kind of exhausted that feels like it’s seeping out of your bones, while constantly facts he’d unwittingly memorized about how sleep deprivation can cause brain damage. 

But then she’d come into his life. All soft words and gentle disposition, and there really is something magic about the way that everything just dissipates when her warm, soft body curves into his own. He’s slept well almost every night since. 

Except today, she isn’t coming to bed. 

It’s his fault, and he knows it. He wasn’t being fair. She hadn’t seen him for two weeks (and he hadn’t slept nearly enough without the weight of her form beside him since the last time he saw her) and she’d said that she wanted to be prioritized more. 

“I haven’t seen you in weeks, Spence!”

His head was killing him. Was it actually possible, for a headache to kill you? Her voice is audibly upset, and it’s alarming how he could be the cause of it. 

“Please,” he had said through labored effort, “Can we talk about this later?” 

“When would you like to talk about it? Because I don’t ever know if you’re leaving-“

“Do you even know what it is that I do?  That it’s not a choice for me to go? I have to do this. I can’t pick and choose and honestly, I don’t want to. If you don’t get that, we’re not doing what I thought we were doing.”

It sounds foreign, his own voice. And it’s after he’s said it that the sick taste reaches his throat because oh, that means the end. Her lovely face is unreadable for a brief moment, before something like grief splays over her expression.

It’s silent for a beat, and Spencer wishes he could swallow the words back up, rewind his life like a battered VHS tape where he’s not so stupid to mess up the one thing that’s ever brought him peace.

“You’re not yourself, Spencer. I’m gonna give you a minute.”

A minute, it turns out, is hours in the living room. She hadn’t left, thank fucking god, but she hadn’t come back. Of course she hadn’t. She wasn’t the one who needed to apologize. 

He’s just so tired. 

He thinks of her so-sweet voice, the curve of cheek- the junction of her neck and shoulder, and how much he would like to have her pressed against him. He pads out into the living room like a nervous puppy, and sees her sleeping on the olive green couch she had picked out. Her hair was splayed across the arm of the sofa, and her head laid on a throw pillow, their fuzziest blanket draped across her form. 

His first thought is how low he’s dropped, that he’s jealous of a blanket. 

His second his that she is not coming to bed. He sits beside her gingerly, and the scent of her body wash lingers in the air. 

“Are you planning on coming to bed?”

“I didn’t think you’d want me to.” He can tell she wants to sound cold, but the truth is much worse; she sounds guarded. 

“I always want you to.” It’s the most honest thing he’s said today, and it’s just not fair, how much he revolves around her. How he has waited 14 days, 13 hours and 34 minutes to hold her again and managed to ruin it within the first 20 minutes of having seen her again. He grabs her hand, soft and pliant against his in a way that almost makes his heart leap. “Please? Come to bed?”

Her gaze softens, the warmth and light that guides him back in her eyes, and he hopes his relief isn’t too visible. It’s then that she drinks him in. It feels too revealing like she can see right through him. His clothes are old. He’d rushed off the jet to see her, and the half moon circles under his eyes only lend to the unimpressive picture of himself. 

“Oh, sweetheart,” she breathes, touching the side of his face. He instantly leans into it, the contact more than he’d be willing to give up to save his dignity. “Come here.”

She wraps her arms around him, and he pulls her into his lap, squeezing her tight to his chest, like she might disappear. 

“I’m still mad at you,” she says, looking at him with such affection it betrays her words.

“That’s okay,” he says into her collarbone, “As long as I still have you.”

#spencer reid #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid x fem!reader #criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #spencer reid x you #spencer reid x y/n #criminal minds fanfic

[fanfictionsworld]

Can we plese please get a reader who's tired of Sebastian bullshit, like she's just there always facepalmed, not really attracted to him but treats him like every other boys (bitch lol). Like when he tries to charm her she just walks away with no expression, she's not even a tsundere or anything, just completely tired from the weirdness.

Okey i am so sorry for taking so long to write anything but here it is hope you will be satisfied.

Fem reader/Sebastian trying to impress but falling haha/reader is a bitch but a cool one which i love/Sebastians ego ruined hahah/

You are very difficult to him,which he hates.

You can not be impressed with anything he does and that eats him alive.

Why is this human denying me.

Like how i am beautiful,smart,i cook,i am everything any human could possible imagine,if not better.

He is alwasy thinking how he can step up his game with you.

No matter how hard he trys you alwasy find some way to not care or notice.

You avoid him everywhere.

If you possible see him in town with Ciel,you will say hi to Ciel and not spear him a glance..

Avoid all his questions of how are you,do you need any help with anything or are you free this afternoon,etc.

You just keep walking an completely ignore him while you shop

Which in truth is very irritating for him.

If he tells you any filrtatious compliment you just ignore him and keep walking.

And when you had enough of him you just top and say, ,,You need to stop folowing me around like a lost puppy you look desprate maybe you should do something better with your free time rather then stalking like a creep that you are.

To him that was like a dagger trough his hart.

He told you that which you responded with ,,Yes like you have one damon scum".Which he found incredibly attractive and he was deeply offended by that.

Of cours you did not care,you just walked past him wishing him a good day saying that he should you use him manipulative skill on someone else rather than you because you are not an imbecile to fall for it.

Sebastian watches as you walk past him,stunned and impressed.

He knows you will not fall for him,but is he going to pass on a challenge on seducing you of course not he loves playing cat and mouse with you.

#sebastian michaelis smut #black butler fanfiction #sebastian michaelis x reader #yandere sebastian michaelis #black butler x y/n #black butler smut #black butler x reader #kuroshitsuji sebastian #black butler x you #kuroshitsuji #kuroshitsuji x y/n #kuroshitsuji x reader #kuroshitsuji x you #sebastian michaelis #black butler fic #black butler sebastian #black butler imagines

[keeps-ache]

LET ME OUT‎

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #oc #tw caps #eyestrain #henlo :3 #here's character design i've never shown + barely tweaked lol #/trying to work on movement and the look of force so !! hope it's doing that hfbhsf #//original name for this was 'I'M FUNKIN TIRED' but i ended up not doing what i was gonna do for the face so Lolll #i Would have but the image in my head wouldn't hold still long enough #i like this little thing with the face tho. guidance lines in place of an actual face my beloved #no face at all my dearest dear <333 #//okey now i'm going to scuttle off!! watch me #[slinkies away]