While you were out in Pelican Town talking to the villagers, I was grinding. My grind never stops, I don't need to go to Hustler's university because I'm the whole goddamn college. My net worth in crab pots is more than the value of your entire farm. My fishing rod out produces the GDP of small African nations. I have more bobbers than you have brain cells. I roll my shit in seaweed, you're still eating turnips. You're out there trying to gather gifts for your favorite villager while I already fished out the entire ocean. There were plenty of fish in the sea till I caught them all. You're still feeding off of my scraps to complete the community center. You gather resources for shit, and I pay for things in cash. I don't sell shit to joja corp, they buy from me. 20% of the world's seafood comes from me. Don't talk to me about overfishing, they invented the term because of me. If I died the economy would collapse, if you died the world would lose 4 green beans. Don't talk to me about jealousy, I already made it to the top.
now that I’m older and im realizing that i missed out on learning how to be “girly” i am hideously upset about it
I’ve always been a tomboy or just kinda plain and never wore makeup or did my hair or put effort into how i dressed and now that i actually kind of want to i have NO IDEA what to do
I have no idea how to do makeup and i feel like a clown every time i try, i dont know how to dress cute because i find “trendy” clothes uncomfortable, i have unruly hair that i can’t style because its just not gonna happen, i do minimal skincare but its like ??? I dont know how to be feminine
It’s so frustrating because !!! It shouldn’t be so hard!!! But i also grew up (and still am) so incredibly insecure that it’s just easier to be unnoticeable and idk what to do lmao