#or I guess

[gothghost]

HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #chirpy chips #paruko #or i guess #harmony #now lol #i love her so much im so glad she gets a larger role!!!!!!!!!!!!! #even if she's just a shopkeeper hehehe

[iamnmbr3]

JK Rowling: Harry Potter is 100% heterosexual.

Harry in book 6:

Meticulously catalogues Tom Riddle's evolving level of hotness in each memory he watches

Gets so distracted by seeing Draco Malfoy changing that he gets hit on the head by a piece of luggage

Is deeply horrified that large numbers of girls are interested in him, doesn't even consider dating any of them, and goes to great lengths to avoid them

#you know how sometimes the writer has one plan and the characters have another one? I feel like that happened here #also remember when harry is confused and a little disgusted by ron being so physical with lavender? #Harry Potter #harry x draco #hpdm #harry potter and the half blood prince #drarry #or i guess #tomarry #if you want

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

This is for everybody who saw my vision :)

Vers. w/out the hell police. Square. Things. Cuz why not lol

#Idk I was in the mood to draw these 4 and this was the first thing to come up when I googled “draw your ot4” sjdjfkskdkd #anyways Rosie doing surprised pikachu face my beloved #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin rosie #hazbin velvette #hazbin alastor #velvetstaticradiorose #or I guess #dollstaticradiorose #if we're changing Vel's ship tags #shit I should rlly go thru and update the tags on my poly vees post at some point... #anyways #voxvel #staticdoll #radiostatic #staticradio #staticrose #radiorose #rosedoll #? should I start making these tags a thing? #fuck it we ball ROSEDOLL IT IS #radiodoll #is that. is that all the combos. did I get them all- #draw your otp #drawing #art #fan art #artificial cannibals #<- their new ship name Ive decided

[girlnextvore]

The new pokemon Poltchageist was to cute not to draw a gijinka for

#pokemon #my art #pokemon gijinka #gijinka #poltchageist #poltchageist gijinka #slime girl #or i guess #tea girl? #HA t- GIRL TEA GIRL

[clown-paws]

> how the turn tables... (id in alt text)

#the mechanisms #fuck you and fuck your train #or i guess #fuck you and fuck... yourself? not sure #the bifrost incident #gayass train

[sleepinertia]

some Estinien.

#Estinien Wyrmblood #or I guess #Estinien Varlineau #FFXIV #what is this #fanart

[addsalwayssick]

“Sirius and Regulus are aphrodite kids! Sirius and Regulus are Hades kids!”

what if they were zeus’s kids? pressure on them. their family is extremely hateful towards them, and they have a long line of people that are waiting on them.

#sirius black #regulus black #or they could me poesiden #or i guess #regulus couldn’t #i’m so funny #laugh. #james potter #remus lupin #jegulus #sirius x lupin #sirius #wolfstar #regulus and evan and barty #sirius and regulus #remus and regulus

[yes-we-exist]

I keep thinking about Gideon and Ianthe taking an afternoon to do arts and crafts.

Channeling the special mix of love and contempt (but let’s be real it’s mostly contempt) they have for each other into making the ugliest goddamn friendship bracelet for the other person.

Just so gaudy. Ugly. Clashing colours.

Then they make up a friendship handshake

Just a friendship afternoon. No ulterior motives

#what is friendship but a bracelet and a handshake #mutual love? #trust? #nah just a bracelet thank you #gideon nav #or I guess #kiriona gaia #ianthe tridentarius #nona the ninth #ntn

[whumpy-gems]

Everyone!!! Look at this Chinese drama I stumbled upon 🤩

It is called Best Enemy. Chinese drama, un- subbed on dramacool, first two eps subbed on IQUYI for free! 36 eps total! (Only 11 out currently)

Let me give you the rundown:

Chinese republican drama? Yep!😝

CrimeSolving/Police? Mmm hmm! 😊

Bromance? Uh huh!! 😆

Minimal Romance? You know it 😉

Whump?!?! HELL YEAH 🤭

My initial take:

it’s freaking awesome. It actually checks all my boxes! The bromance is there, I like the story idea (friends to enemies to friends to enemies, to friends again trope 😁), the intro of the show is quite whumpy. I mean look at the first 5 mins of the first ep! This beauty had me hooked in seconds. THE BLOOD! THE GRAB AS THEY FALL! AHHHH.

(ignore the subtitles. They got weird when I started recording)

#whump #bromance #asian whump #chinese drama #collapse #comfort #asian male #whump community #chinese #chinese republican drama #police drama #or i guess #special agent #Probably some communists #friends to enemies #and back to friends #gun shot #shot #bleeding out #worried friends #worry #friends #childhood friends #guntshot wound #gun fight #im DO EXCITING #DAMN U AUTOCORRECT DONT RUIN MY MOMENT #Let me know if u need help finding it on IQUYI #it took me a while

[terribleninjagoaus]

Au where Garmadon getting bit wasn't really anything and he just went through an extended emo phase (hair extensions and all)

.

#LMAO #snake that makes you emo #lego ninjago #ninjago #lego ninjago shitpost #ninjago shitpost #garmadon #lord garmadon #or I guess #emo garmadon #ninjago garmadon #garmadon ninjago

[asurrogateblog]

just one.

#the post it’s recommending to the left is a story about paul mccartney using a ouija board #so I guess pinterest does know exactly what I want #all the ads it shows me still have white bricks in the background #it scares me that it knows to do that #the beatles #or I guess #the beatle #jeanpaul george-ringeaux

[archivalassistantriaan]

i just got a letter – yes, a handwritten letter – telling me i'm being transferred to the archives tomorrow. from elias.

bouchard couldve emailed me, but noo, he wanted to be over the bloody top.

he said it was "following the unforseen and sudden departure of one of the previous archival assistants, tim stoker". unforseen? yeah, right.

i'm going to fucking kill this man if i ever see him.

#fuming rn #researcher riaan #or i guess #archival assistant riaan? #tma rp #tma rp blog

[lucasfilmz]

from kenobi series ep 3, we know that obi-wan and darth vader are still connected through the force to each other, to the point where vaders eyes just snap open when obi-wan whispers his name like half a galaxy away. they affect each other so much obi-wan literally sees a hallucination of anakin on mapuzo… and so i was just wondering if vader sees obi-wan too sometimes, just a few corridors ahead or just rounding a corner just as he turns, always watching…

#kenobi spoilers #obi wan kenobi #star wars #anakin skywalker #or i guess #darth vader #ani and obi #kenobi series #disaster duo #obikin

[i-bez-togo-toshno]

just a lil guy.....

#one piece #tony tony chopper #or i guess #tiny tiny chopper #🤏

[kindofsortofmaybe]

4:02 A.M. (a gustholomule fic)

Word count: 4167

Summary: For all he denied it, Gus knew he didn’t think about Matt a normal amount. He tried to justify it to himself: he’s one of my best friends, of course I think about him a lot. But he knew it was a lie.

#hehe :) #tbh i think my huntlow fic is better but i cant get these guys out of my head #gustholomule #gustholomule fanfic #gustholomule fic #gus porter #mattholomule #or i guess #matt tholomule #ew #toh fanfic #the owl house #the owl house fanfic #maybe writes

[bokettochild]

As Boketto tossed a handful of vibrant bell peppers into her blender, along with a medley of fresh kale and juicy blueberries, she couldn't help but feel a sense of culinary curiosity. With a mischievous grin, she hit the blend button, eagerly anticipating the unique flavor combination that awaited her.

As the blender whirred to life, the ingredients melded together into a colorful concoction that looked promisingly vibrant. With cautious optimism, Boketto poured herself a glass of the smoothie and took a tentative sip.

To her surprise, the first sip was not what she had expected. Instead of the fruity sweetness of blueberries or the earthy freshness of kale, all she could taste was the intense heat of the peppers. It was as if the other ingredients had disappeared entirely, leaving behind only the fiery kick of the bell peppers.

Perplexed but undeterred, Boketto took another sip, hoping that perhaps her taste buds were mistaken. Yet, with each subsequent sip, the overpowering flavor of the peppers remained, drowning out any hint of the kale or blueberries.

With a mixture of amusement and bewilderment, Boketto realized that she had unwittingly stumbled upon a culinary curiosity – a smoothie that tasted only like peppers, despite the presence of other ingredients.

Boketto's post about her pepper-powered smoothie quickly caught the attention of her online community, sparking a new wave of culinary humor to complement the ongoing turkey jokes. Pepper enthusiasts and foodies alike joined in on the fun, sharing their own spicy anecdotes and peppery puns with gusto.

Messages flooded Boketto's inbox, each one filled with laughter and pepper-themed jests. Some joked about the smoothie being so spicy it could melt steel, while others quipped about needing a fire extinguisher on hand just to take a sip. Pepper-related memes and gifs adorned her social media feed, adding a dash of spice to her online interactions.

and the pepper follow up, of course

Thank God my smoothie wasn't spicy or I'd be wheezing on the floor rn!

I did leave that vague though because apparently I'm a glutton for this sort of chaotic punishment T-T

#turkey nonsense #it is joined by pepper nonsense #seriously though why is this a fic #why is my life becoming a fic? #or i guess #my cooking incidents