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berriblossom · 4 months

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Hi can I make a request of Casper from a date with death with a short s/o that’s chubby and a baker and is a otaku and is a tomboy but still likes some cute things tho

I just wanna see some domestic things for Casper

-> This is so much cuteness! Thank you for the ask!

-> What he loves most | Casper x gn!reader! -> Second POV, just fluff!

There were a lot of things Casper had to get used to when he had his newfound freedom from being a reaper of souls. Many of which he happily shared with you.

Whether it was going through old manga that you had stored on your shelves that he read in his free time, or watching old animation films you bought for him to entertain himself with. Some nights if he felt up to it, he'd ask to wear a face mask while watching a new show of yours. He may not understand the concept of "fighting for your honor back " but he'd watch if it makes you happy. Another thing Casper loves while doing this is laying his head on your thighs or tummy. Slowly as you watch the film you'll notice him lean closer and closer to you as the show goes on. Soon enough he's lying on your thighs commenting about the protagonist being too bright or obnoxiously loud. (if you mention anything about being the same way to him, he will deny it and say you get an exception because his sunshine is supposed to be bright and vibrant.) He will also remind you if the show you are watching or catching up on has new episodes, just to remind you and make you smile at the end of a work day.

If you like playing games of any sort, he is down but is competitive and kind of a grandpa.(remember the emoji convo) so be patient with him. He is trying. I see Casper as the type of gamer to play the Sims and never leave the computer, just designing his future with you, your pet, Azrael, and a garden for you. (with a large kitchen and space for baking, with a personal room for you and your novelties and books). Don't let him play a horror game. He either makes fun of it for the overdramatic deaths or he'll challenge it. Either way, the fear factor won't work on him like that(in my opinion) but try and delete the 4 bedroom and 3 bath home on the Sims he made for you, there you will get tears and screams.

Another thing Casper likes is your job. Even though he has mentioned that reapers don't need to eat, sleep, or breathe somehow he is always jumping at the occasion whenever you text him about bringing home any baked goods or pastries from the shop home to him and Azrael. (yes, him too because it is an excuse for you to bring more to share) It doesn't matter what you pick, he'll eat it with an adorable face of joy. He sometimes will come down to the bakery and help if you need it.

While making fun of you for being "below the average mortal height" that he has seen over the years. You can flirt as much as you want to but, Casper will always use his height to his advantage. If you're in the shop and need something from a high shelf or above the fridge? Ask him politely to inflate his ego a little bit and then he will help you. While placing his tease a bit. Looking for something specific but can't seem to find it. He placed it on top of the fridge in "sky jail" because you teased him earlier about liking cream in his mouth. Now you'll never finish the dessert you were making unless you go to find the step stool. (which he has also put in a higher place to piss you off more.)

Cuddling sessions after a tiring day of work are as ethereal as Casper is. Had a hard day at work? Get in the blanket with him, he might be as frigid as a frozen tundra but his cuddles and affectionate squeezes and words of encouragement are just as warm. A customer made you a little upset? Oh, trash needed to go out on Thursday anyway (that's a joke, unless...).

The best learning experience for Casper is when he tries to bake or cook with you, he doesn't know the proper measurements for anything, it's random bullshit and go for him. But he will listen to your instructions. While he is intently measuring the sugar, water, and yeast mixture with full concentration, if you go up to him and give him a kiss or hug him from behind he'll shoo you away and mumble about how he was so kind to be helping you at work. FOR FREE. But after a few minutes, he'll ask for your assistance on a task and will cling to you like glue. Will he get flour in his hair? You'll never know, but he will snipe samples and test batches of anything you'll make. Your coworker's batches? Not so much. Even if it is hot garbage in your opinion he will still eat it up as if he was starved.

All in all, Casper can be a little shit or sweetheart for you. Just bring some extra snacks for him and Azrael for the next few days while he is on that Sims 4 dream home.

#xoxokuki💜#xokuki blog #kuki's writing #xokuki writes #xoxokuki #a date with death grim #a date with death casper #a date with death #a date with death x reader #casper x reader #grim reaper #grim reaper x reader #hes so cute #kuki answers 💜#on this blog we respect Azrael

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sister-lucifer · 1 year

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Me again. Say the demon bros had been captured by someone who meant to do them harm—perhaps some religious human who thinks they’re evil and has them in a devil trap. And then MC comes to rescue them, fights their captor and ends up victorious and saving them. How would the demons each feel about being rescued by their human?

MC saves the brothers from capture

Very few humans have ever been a danger to any demon. If a human did manage to capture one of the brothers, it would be by pure luck, and it would really be more of an annoyance than a threat. But if MC swooped into save them before they could save themselves, how would they react?

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*Asmodues uses he/she pronouns

Lucifer

Honestly he’s so over it

He’s sitting in the middle of this stupid “summoning circle” when he should be getting work done

All because this idiotic self righteous human thinks they’re hot shit

He’s about to use a bit of magic to break out when all of a sudden the door flies off it’s hinges and—

It’s you

In the next instant the other human is on the ground out cold

And Lucifer has only half processed what happened when you rub away the chalk circle and scoop him up

“Lucifer, I was so worried. Are you alright?”

“Ahem. Yes, I’m fine. I see you’ve already taken care of the problem. Now let’s go home so I can finish my work.”

Very nonchalant

Fully aware he wasn’t really in any danger, that human had no idea what they’re doing

But he’s glad to see that you came to rescue him anyways

Mammon

Freaking out a little bit, actually

It’s like being on a rollercoaster: Your common sense tells you you’re not in any danger, but you can’t help being scared!

He’s still trying to put on a tough guy facade though

“Hah! You think this stupid circle will stop anything? Ugh, humans…”

But a few empty threats from his captor will shut him up

He’s debating offering them money (even though he doesn’t really have any)

And also thinking about how mad Lucifer is gonna be if he doesn’t get home soon

But before he can make an offer and bury himself further in debt, you break in just in time

Mammon doesn’t watch much but he can hear the scuffle and a glass breaking and what he thinks was the other human getting thrown over a table??

And suddenly you’re pulling him out of the circle and looking him up and down for any injuries

“Mammon, are you alright? They didn’t hurt you did they?”

“Relax, human! The Great Mammon can handle himself! I-In fact, I’m a little upset that you got to ‘em before I did! Aha…yeah….”

He doesn’t sound very confident about that

And he will definitely make himself the hero of the story when he tells it to his brothers later

Leviathan

LOSING HIS MIND

FULL PANIC MODE

SOMEONE GET HIM A BROWN PAPER BAG TO HYPERVENTILATE INTO

A crying puddle on the floor

His captor is really confused but still trying to do an evil monologue over Leviathan’s sobbing

“Is this how it ends for this otaku?! Captured and killed by a human?! Oh, the agony!“

You only figured out what room he was in because you could hear his wails a mile away

His demeanor completely changes when he sees you

And he’s honestly amazed at the way you fight off his ‘captor’

Completely starstruck when you scoop him up from his place on the floor

“Levi? You doing alright?”

“Y-Yes, I’m fine, just…in heaven…”

He cant even count how many times he’s fantasized about being saved by you

Cannot thank you enough and will be doing favors (i.e., sucking up to you) for the next month

Will constantly sing your praises as well

He’s just so grateful he can’t contain it!

Satan

Annoyed just like Lucifer

But let’s his anger show through more

Partly because he wants to be intimidating and let this human know he’s not on the mood for bullshit, and partly because that’s just how he is

“This is the last damn thing I wanted to deal with today…”

The last thing he wants to do is have to use his magic, he doesn’t have the energy

So he lets the human go about their ‘master plan’ for a while, waiting for them to let their guard down

Because such a self centered asshat is bound to make a mistake

But before that could happen, you had busted down the door in a surprise entrance that even made Satan flinch a bit

He’s surprised to see you, but not unhappy

And he’s very happy when you get to work beating the shit out of his ‘captor’

He’s definitely cheering you on like a middle school boy watching a fight at recess

When you walk over to him, though, it’s a different story

“Are you okay Satan?”

“Yes yes, I’m fine. While I appreciate your efforts I should like you to know I had the situation completely under control on my own.”

Once he’s firmly asserted to you that he would’ve been fine without your rescue, he’ll gladly let you escort him home

Asmodeus

More confused than scared at first

Once she realizes what’s going on though she groans dramatically and starts lamenting

“Ugh, I know humans love me and all—I mean, who doesn’t—but you could at least give me a warning! You interrupted my me time…”

Honestly just unamused

This human is just boring, not even worth flirting with

He’s going to die of boredom!

Fortunately though, before that happens you come to his rescue

He squeals with excitement as you come rushing through the door

And he gets a little flushed at your show of brute strength

“Oh my, I didn’t know my human could do that!”

Sighs dreamily as you pick her up and carry her bridal style

Princess Asmo being saved by her knight in shining armor!

What more could he have wanted?

Now he can get back to pampering himself

Not before he asks you to join in, of course

It’s how he says thank you

Beelzebub

Second least phased aside from Belphie

His cheeseburger got summoned with him, so he’s chill

He can hardly hear his ‘captor’s’ babbling when he’s stuffing his face full of the best human world food those mortals have to offer

Will ask for another when he’s done as if he hasn’t just been basically kidnapped

He just sort of sits there staring off into space

Probably thinking about what he wants to eat next before you come barging in

He’s surprised to see you, but still waves at you and flashes you a smile casually

This smile falters when you throw a punch at the other human

And then another

And another

And— DEAR GOD, YOU CAN STOP NOW

“Beel, are you okay? They didn’t hurt you, did they?”

“Well, no, but I think you hurt them enough for the both of us…”

Just sort of stands up and brushes himself off

Asks you if you wanna go grab some human world food since you’re both here

It’s a great post getting kidnapped snack!

Belphegor

Least phased by a mile

Too sleepy to give a shit

Almost didn’t even wake up his nap when he was warped through dimensions

“Huh? What’s goin’ on? …A summoning? Sounds boring. Wake me up on an hour.”

Despite his ‘captors’ yelling and empty threats Belphegor doesn’t even stir

He does wake, though, when he senses your presence

Of course by that point you’ve already dealt with the other human and grabbed Belphie

“Oh, human, you’re here? ‘Kidnapped?’ Oh yeah, guess I was. Eh, weirder things have happened.”

Just wants to go home and take a nap with you

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doubleca5t · 1 year

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everyone keeps saying that warrior nun feels like an anime and idk if people are aware but that is 100% intentional. the guy who wrote the comics that warrior nun is based on was really into manga. he released warrior nun areala through his own publishing company, which he started with the explicit aim of basically doing "manga but american". everything in warrior nun feels like some insane anime bullshit because its source material's whole raison d'être was delivering insane anime bullshit to an audience of content-starved early 90s otaku.

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i-literally-cant-with-this · 18 hours

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A/N ::: This is so damn tacky, I swear to fucking God, dude. And I love it. And if anyone is curious, I'm nearing the end of the training for my new job and shit's insane. We're learning all kinds of new shit and it's so hard to retain. Jfc. But it's over on the 17th of May. Then I pick up my laptop, and my phone and head off to my new desk where I'll decorate it like the fucking fun little nerd I am!

C/W ::: Hanma is a dick and not the fun-loving kind, either.

MDNI under the cut.

🔘🔘🔘 Hanma Head HC's 🔘🔘🔘

🔘 Hanma has a bad habit of only calling on you when he's bored.

🔘 He knows you'll always answer the phone, the door ... however he chooses to reach out to you at the time.

🔘 He's so sweet to you at first. Telling you "You're so prihhh-ty" and how much he enjoys spending time with you.

🔘 He lies; tells you about how busy he is with stuff. You know it's bullshit, but you love him so much that you let it go.

🔘 And even if you hadn't let it go right away, as soon as he touches you, you're a goner.

🔘 "Baby, been missin' this body s'much. But fuck, things are so crazy righ' now. Can't be with you like I want."

🔘 Hanma will guide you over to your desk and hoist you up by your thighs.

🔘 "You puttin' on some weight? Heh, I think it's all in your ass. Lemme have a bite. 'Mere."

🔘 It hurts your feelings when he says things like that. But he wants a bite ... so he likes it. Right?

🔘 After he gets you up on the desk, he spreads your bare legs.

🔘 Hanma has taught you well to have your pants off by the time he gets there, leaving you only in panties (thongs ... or he spanks you relentlessly until you convince him you're sorry for not being sexy enough for him).

🔘 The man simply has no time to waste (lies) - let alone, waste on you (bigger lies).

🔘 You wanted to believe you were kind of important.

🔘 But with how few and increasingly far between his visits, phone calls, whatevers have been lately, you're not sure now where you rank in his life.

🔘 And the more you think about it right now, with his face between your chubby, warm thighs and his lips around your puffy clit, you want to cry.

🔘 But who cries when they're getting head? GOOD head, at that.

🔘 He knows just how to hook you and keep you hangin' on.

🔘 He kisses that crease of soft skin between your thighs and your cunt, whispering sweet nothings to it. You wonder if he even remembers you're there.

🔘 "G'na make ya cum so hard, yeah, slutty slutty slit uh'mine. Fuckin' love you so much. Miss you all the time. Now open up f'me. Gonna give ya all I got, princess.

🔘 He grunts slightly when he lifts you from the desk and carries you around to the bed, laying you down unceremoniously and not even bothering to push his pants down below his thighs.

🔘 Hanma winked at you as he stroked his cock a few more times for good measure.

🔘 "Baby ... ya ready? Daddy's home. Gonna give ya some milk then run out and buy s'more."

@viburnt @trevengersprincess @katkusuo @darkstarlight82 @kazutora-kurokawa @arlerts-angel @southside-otaku @bakubunny (I don't know if I'm just stupid or what, but I can't find your other acct?)

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diabratz · 2 years

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levi : i guess i’m just a weirdo otaku-

mc, cutting him off : don’t piss me off

#every time levi says that long winded self deprecating ass bullshit my brain be logging off #‘i’m just a weird loser otaku w/ no friends-‘ MAN SHUT THE FUCK AWPPPPPPPPP #HOW DO U EXPECT TO GET HOES IF UR SPEAKING LIKE THIS LEVIATIAN 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣#ruri chan is not gonna be there for u irl !!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN #part of me wants to like levi then he starts chatting bullshit #n some of y’all love him fr but i promise u if he was a real mf y’all would get annoyed so fast #SO FAST #like bae i can’t keep being the one to uplift u bae u gotta be fuckin kidding me #the first couple of times ? maybe #but then by the seventh time of hearing ‘i’m just a weird loser otaku ofc u don’t like me’ imma flip shit #he’s gonna have to run the ones i can’t keep doing this #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me leviathan #obey me mc #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #i’m not tagging everything booooo

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misc-obeyme · 4 months

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okay i saw the ask about MC turning evil and i love the idea

imagine MC just destroying their room, ready to move on to rest of the house and the brothers have to talk them out of it [+ Barb and other side characters being mad at the bros bcs i love that for some reason]

then MC begins listing all things the bros did to them. turns out they forgive but never forget after all

Where would MC even begin?

Let us see...

First, they're dragged out of their world into literal hell without being consulted.

Then they receive several threats from demons wanting to eat them.

Then they're almost killed by an enraged otaku.

Then they're almost killed by an angry peacock.

Then they actually are killed by a murderous cow.

And that's just the first season.

The thing is, I could totally see my MC losing their shit and doing this, even if they hadn't turned evil by the end lol. They'd just be like how the hell do you all expect me to just take all this bullshit and act like nothing's wrong?!

But I think it'd be easy for MC to take all that and go truly evil with it. And I love the idea of the side characters being like... how could you break our precious human like this? Because while some of the side characters are troublemakers, I certainly don't remember any of them doing anything quite as insane as the stuff the brothers often do.

Of course, I am biased so perhaps that's part of it lol.

Certainly the brothers would have a lot of work to do to make all that up to MC, especially if they really lost it like that. MC could either accept their attempts and calm down or refuse and bring a new reign of terror upon the Devildom... depending on how dramatic you wanna get with it. I think it's an interesting idea that has a lot of potential!

#evil MC is fascinating to me #let MC go crazy for once #they deserve it #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #avatar0fpr1de #misc answers

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qiutls · 11 months

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TNGDH 003

God, please do something about this damn hamster otaku, please!

“Right now, why is one side of your fur flat?”

Is this your first time seeing a human, no, a hamster who slept on his side all day?

“You look shockingly adorable.”

H-hey, move your mouth away! A muzzle, someone get him a muzzle! Please put this bastard in a muzzle!

The level headed and strict leader of the North, the strongest of the Minehardt empire, the Grand Duke of blood... Bullshit! People sang silly praises as if one look from his eyes is enough to kill thousands.

You can only kiss ten times; ten times is enough! After that, please move your face, okay?!

“Cashew nut, I thought you were sick, you slept for a really long time.”

Unfortunately, I’m perfectly fine. I seem to have heard that hamsters usually sleep long. I didn’t know I would sleep this much as well. Knowing Kyle’s obsession, I should prevent myself from getting sick in the future. It seems like if I cough just one time, he would order to close all of Blake estate’s windows and burn fire in the fireplace until the air is boiling warm.

Kyle, who confirmed that I woke up, took me in his hand again and began to kiss me like crazy. Thanks to you it seems like I’ll die an easy death.

― Squeak [ Let go! ]

Let me go! Are you not going to? I’ll bite you and you’ll see how scary a hamster can be!

[ Quest! Quest! (⊙﹏⊙) ]

The system appeared in a hurry to prevent me from biting Kyle. I was already holding his index finger with both of my hands, ready to sink my teeth into his skin, then I paused and stared still.

Right... I forgot I was supposed to act as a friendly hamster.

He was annoying me so bad that I almost forgot my duty to be a companion hamster and almost bit his finger off. Anyway, at least I didn’t bite him yet.

That’s right, I’m an intellectual, I’m just in a hamster’s body right now, but actually I’m a 27-year-old human who graduated higher education. If I really bit Kyle because I was annoyed, what would be the difference between me and a real hamster!

I’m an intelligent being. That’s right.

“Just now...”

Kyle looked at me with a slightly shocked look. By any chance, did he know I was about to bite him? I felt a little embarrassed and turned my head away.

What about it? Why?

I didn’t bite you. I just put my mouth close to your finger. Anyways, how did you even realize what my intentions were? Do you have such a powerful sixth-sense? As expected of the Northern Grand Duke, at this rate...

“Cashew nut, did you just try to kiss me just now? That’s so cute.”

Come on! You’re more tactless than a bear... You’re not the Great Northern Duke, you’re just a Great Northern Bear! Anyway, it’s good that I was able to endure the frustration, it seems like the quest was completed safely.

[ Miracle value 1.3% ]

What’s with this number...

When the rewards said a small increase in miracle value, they really meant small... At this rate, how long would it take to be able to come back to life? I’d rather die than suffer this much.

[ (งωง́°) A chance to retain human characteristics! ]

At one ear, I listened to Kyle’s silly praises and on the other I listened to the system’s rewards.

[ You’ll be able to be a hamster that resembles a human. No, you might even be able to turn into a human! ]

That’s great! Good job system! By any chance will I really be able to transform into a human? If you had that power, you should’ve made me human from the start. Transmigrating into a hamster really is bit... Anyways, I’m not giving up on saving Kyle even if I turned human, so please do something about this hamster body!

[ First, run on the hamster wheel for a thousand times! ]

What?

[ Quest: Run on the hamster wheel x1000 ]

[ Reward: “Summon” ]

A thousand times?! Are you kidding me? What the hell does ‘Summon’ mean? Summon a falcon? Are you hearing yourself right now?

I clenched my fist and looked up. You bastard, let me hit you one time before I start the quest, okay? Put your chin close and I’ll punch you just one time!

[ (˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅);;; ]

Don’t cry, tears have no effect on me. Besides not knowing what ‘Summon’ is, are you even in your right mind to make me do one thousand laps on the hamster wheel? It’s not as if the reward is to change into a human immediately.

All right, if you let me know what the reward is, I’ll do the quest. If it’s not good just give me a different quest.

[ It’s a good reward! ]

I raised my clenched fist again. Don’t try to get away with it. I always check a website’s terms and conditions when signing up. I’m not gonna be tricked by a measly system!

[ (́ඉ⌓ඉ);;; ]

While I was struggling with the system, Kyle kept rubbing my forehead, my back and behind my ears. That’s fine, as long as you’re happy. It’s way better than kissing, and it also won’t damage my fur.

[ At best, I can only give you a hint. ]

The system blinked a few times, as if to say sorry.

[ If the quest is more detailed, the conditions for receiving the reward will be tricky. ]

It didn’t seem like a lie, and there’s really no need to lie to me in the first place. Although it’s a bit suspicious, it is helping to save me. It’s even using strange emoticons to look friendly. Anyways, there’s no other way out, I might as well trust this system.

By the way, why do I have to suffer like this for miracle value. If I split the sea like Moses, would that count as a miracle?

[ I'll give you 10%! (✧•⌄•) ]

I’ve split the sea, it’s salty... He’s lamenting at the fact that splitting the sea is only 10% miracle value.

I looked up at Kyle who was kneading my front paws. Whatever let’s just save this guy. Even though I dropped this novel at the middle, when Kyle was alive, I read this book diligently. Kyle Jane Minehardt was at odds with Belial, the main lead and the second prince of the Minehardt empire. Both of them loved the same woman, and Belial who he was at odds against, often insulted him. After confirming that Kyle is in love with Serena, he began to completely antagonize him.

Come to think of it, did Kyle really love Serena, who said he was a bloodthirsty and tearless duke? It’s hard to imagine why he was so obsessed with the heroine.

“You have pink toes and nose, how fascinating.”

On second thought, I think I can imagine it. Your highness, please don’t do this anywhere else. Men and women of all ages might flee to the southern end of the country if they see you like this. Also, does Your highness know that you look a bit scarier when you smile?

Anyways, it would be really nice if this hamster otaku releases me soon. Right, now I just need to run around for a thousand laps, no more no less. God, why are you punishing such a kind hamster like me.

“Your Highness, are you inside?”

A knock on the door sounded across the room. Hearing the faint sound of footsteps, it must be a servant of the Blake estate. Kyle carefully put me back into the house and straightened his clothes. His face slowly hardened and he looked really cold, like a sharp blade made of only the coldest wind in the north.

“Come in.”

“Your Highness, I think you should take a look around the estate before you go on a mission tomorrow. It just so happens that it’s time for the merchants to arrive.”

"All right.”

His deep and grave voice rang. He looked really serious and did not use any useless words. Kyle talked to this man and handed over the documents that was originally on his desk. Their conversations passed so fast that if I relaxed a little, I would’ve missed three topics.

Although a hamster has no need to know the work of the Grand Duke, just in case...

That’s right, he originally is this type of person.

Somehow, I felt strange the whole time. Seeing his unfamiliar appearance, his tightly closed lips, his calm eyes, his relaxed yet heavy hand gestures, made Kyle look like a completely different person.

This is how he normally is, what he’s like to me is... also another side of his personality.

“I’ll be back.”

There was a shadow over my head, and I saw Kyle looking at me affectionately.

“It must be boring being alone, but just wait a little bit. I’ll be back soon.”

No, this is the estate’s business, you shouldn’t do it half-heartedly! Please check thoroughly before you come back.

Kyle looked at me, his eyes laced with regret, but he left the study without hesitating for long. Indeed, it was the middle of the busy period. It was time for the Blake estate to be noisy, inside and out.

The northern land is barren and half of the year, it is winter. It is often flooded with horses and the imperial family is always looking for the opportunity to remove Kyle, who has become a great duke. So there's a lot of people who will try to kill him, not only through secret assassination attempts, but also openly attacking him. Even then, ten people are not enough to take him down.

It says that the north is flooded with horses, I think its because they export and import a lot because they can’t grow everything they need in the north’s condition. And because there’s a lot of people going in and out of the territory, it’s easy for the imperial family & other nobles who want to take him down to send assassins.

I can help you fight Belial, but there’s no way to stop you from overworking.

Well, it’s a bit funny to worry about a lively spirited man like this. My nose is currently 1/3 the size of my body, I should be worried about me instead. I looked at the wheel and groaned.

Why is it so big?

Is this still a hamster wheel? It’s more like a Ferris wheel. Running around this, let alone a small hamster, anyone’s joints would fall out. Wait a minute, looking at the gold plating of this wheel’s frame.... Does the Duke of Blake shit money? In fact, people of the north put gold powder instead of cheese on their pasta, right?

Even if I had to run on a small wheel, it’s hard to do it for a thousand rounds, I can already feel my knees hurting thinking of running on this big wheel.

[ Fighting! ]

As a human, I didn’t even work out because I hated running on treadmills. But it’s fine even if I didn’t work out because, I also didn’t eat snacks even if I wanted to. I’m not making an excuse, but all developers are like that anyways. Playing the game I made is also exercise, not to mention, I’m so busy that there’s really no time to work out. I can’t even remember my family’s faces because I was so busy. I never thought I would voluntarily run in this lifetime.

God. I’m dying.

Sure enough, I was already out of breath before being able to run on it properly. I knew I had poor stamina, but combined with a hamster’s endurance, I felt like the weakest person in the whole world. I ran exactly three rounds, and even slipped and fell flat on my face and went around half a turn like that. I really can’t do this.

But listen developers are inherently worse at exercising than others. If I had broad shoulders and good stamina, I wouldn’t be a developer! I would’ve been a health trainer, drinking protein shake in the morning. In our profession, we would succeed even if we didn’t have a healthy body.

Ah, I don’t know. I won’t do it. No, I can’t do it. Just catch and kill me.

[☞☜☞Summon☜☜☜]

The system even made a typo, because of how urgent it wanted to send. The typo is the hand arrows, if you look at it closely.

Whatever. I don’t care whether you’re in a hurry or not, Kyle is far away anyways, so let’s take a nap. There’s only one good thing after transmigrating, taking a nap without having to worry about work is really... It’s the best!

It will look funny if only one side of my fur is flat, let’s sleep on the other side to make it even. I used the sawdust as cushion and curled up to my side. After the interrupter left the room, it was now silent.

It’s been a long time since I felt so relaxed.

Even as a human, this kind of peace was something I never experienced. novel ⠀✿⠀ next

#TNGDH

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catbountry · 2 months

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One of these days I'm gonna get completely zonked and write out an entire fucking essay on why Mister Metokur sucks and I don't like him, but I feel like I could just say "he kickstarted the internet dumpster fire that was GamerGate" and have justified my position completely.

So fucking tired of orbiting communities that talk about internet weirdos/drama and seeing creators kiss the fucking ring of some guy just because he's got a voice for radio and surrounds himself with people who are stupider than he is so he can toss them aside as soon as they inevitably do some stupid bullshit that he can make fun of and feel justified in doing so, like Sargon of Akkad and Ethan Ralph, all while lamenting that internet culture has changed since the 2000's and people on the internet like furries now more than they like otaku.

Oh yeah and he's using James Somerton's suicide note as an opportunity to expose Hbomberguy for shit he did nearly two decades ago and shame him for "troll's remorse." If I didn't highly suspect that this is another ploy by James to manipulate people into feeling sorry for him, I'd probably be more disgusted, but it proves this man just operates on pure spite. Like yeah, I get it, overly-performative troll's remorse is fucking cringe, but you're on a podcast with Null making jokes about "stinkditches" and saying unambiguously racist shit while laughing (in a video conveniently deleted from YouTube from September 17th, 2022). And if it weren't for Jim's army of asskissers, I'd probably be way more open about this sort of thing. But who's even reading my Tumblr at this point anyway?

The first time I remember being alarmed by him was that video he did on that creepy pedo who looked at photos of kids in bathtubs, and he was in a call with this guy and some girl said pedo was friends with, and Jim lost his patience and called her a "hole" and to shut up. People kiss Metokur's ass over this video. I don't even know if any action, criminal or otherwise, was taken against the dude and it was just an exercise in lording not being a pedophile over some deeply disturbed guy who probably had some kind of mental disability.

I am pretty much always going to have a fixation on strange internet people, internet drama, and horrifying nightmare people given unrestricted internet access. This is a character flaw of mine. I have tried to view these people more fairly in recent years, though to be honest, there's quite a few of them that are pretty goddamn hard to feel sorry for. But I also recognize a lot of my fascination was probably, at least partially, trollshielding; if I join in with the people making fun of these people, that means I won't be a target. It was a survival strategy learned from childhood and I'm not proud of it. But I also can't do the full troll's remorse because some of those people I talked shit about really were awful people. That doesn't make it okay when I would be snarky and judgemental towards people that didn't deserve it. Trying to stop a pedophile or helping shed light on a zoosadism ring doesn't make you a good person because even bigots hate pedos and people that torture animals. Congratulations on having the faintest resemblance of a conscience, it'd be nice if you could show that same outrage on behalf of black people and trans women. But we know you ain't doin' that.

Also I swear to god if somebody refers to him as "daddy Jim" and they're not taking the piss I'm gonna give them such a pinch.

P.S. James is very likely alive, btw. Who could have seen the serial liar and manipulator telling lies and emotionally manipulating people?

#drama #oops I accidentally a whole essay

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nanaosaki3940 · 5 months

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Romance Manhwa You All Should Read...

So there are a few Korean manhwa that I have been reading recently. Some are new manhwa which I just picked up to read while the others are old ones that I read before and now I'm re-reading them again. All of them are of modern-setting with the premise of high school or college romance. 🥰🥰🥰

The new ones that I'm reading for the first time -

My First Love Hate

Seasons Of Blossom

Our Secret Alliance

Just Twilight

I Don't Hate Us

Cheese In The Trap

Revelation Of Youth

Operation Name: Pure Love

The Law Of Being Friends With A Male

My Introverted Boy

See You in My 19th Life

The old ones that I've read before and now re-reading them again -

Something About Us

Positively Yours

Marked By King BS

The ones that I haven't read yet but want to get into it -

Romance 101

My Younger Brother's Friends

Rewriting Our Love Story

1 Plus 1

Villain With A Crush

This Must Be Love

Now I wanna talk about some of the Manhwa series that I recently read in the last couple of days...

Our Secret Alliance

Manhwa Status: Completed Troupe: Childhood best friends turned lovers. THE NO. 1 BEST FUCKING "CHILDHOOD FRIENDS TURNED LOVERS" TROUPE MANHWA OUT THERE💘!! PERIOD😤!!!

No, seriously. I really enjoyed reading this series, and OMG !!! Female lead Se-i Yun and male lead Jaeha Kim are so fucking adorable!!! Se-i is a cutie, for sure, and seeing Jaeha as a boyfriend in this story raised my "boyfriend" expectations to an unrealistic height...

Also warning: you'll encounter a soft, bashful male lead here... so beware!!!

Seasons Of Blossom

Manhwa Status: Completed This story has four different parts: Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter. And damn, the stories are so good, y'all!!

(This is gonna be a LONG rant here btw...)

I really loved the 1st part of the series "Bomi's Flower" which is the season of Spring. The sweet female lead (Bomi Yun), one of the most popular and studious girls in school, has a little crush on the 2nd male lead (Jaemin Lee), another popular kid in school, but later finds out that her best friend/2nd female lead (Seonhui Kang) also has a crush on Jaemin. But the thing is everyone in their school ships Bomi and Jaemin together as a romantic couple. Seonhui also shows her genuine support to Bomi as a good friend if she ever tries to get together with Jaemin, but Bomi knows that deep down inside her heart Seonhui is hurting by the fact that Jaemin likes Bomi and everyone ships them, meaning her love towards Jaemin is unrequited. So to save her friendship with Seonhui and also to save Seonhui from a potential heartbreak, Bomi gets into a fake relationship with the male lead (Jinyeong Choi), so that Seonhui and Jaemin get the chance to be together... But the thing is Jinyeong is the complete opposite of Bomi. Unlike Bomi, Jinyeong is blunt, ruthless with his words, always has a straight bored look on his face, and has an "I don't give a fuck" kinda attitude. He doesn't fuck around and hates those typical high school dramas and bullshit. Even though he's a gaming otaku and only has two male friends, he's quite famous among the students; guys want to be friends with him because of his game recommendations and girls think he's really cute. Also despite the fact that he's shorter than Bomi in height, my man has balls for sure when it comes to speaking up about his mind or taking action for anything.

This story talks about how opposites attract one another, how to discover and learn new yet unexpected things, how to fall in love for the first time in life and that sweet feeling like falling in love in your youth, and how to break out of your own shell and discover a new side of yourself. This 1st part of the series will give you nothing but fluff, sweetness, and butterflies.

And then later comes the 2nd part of the series, the season of Summer aka Hamin's Flower...

Okay, this one was really tough to get through. Not because the story sucked or anything. It's because of how painful, angsty, and heartbreaking it is. In the 1st part (Bomi's Flower aka Spring), we get to know that the 2nd male lead Jaemin Lee had an older brother named Hamin Lee (the golden child of the family) who died 6 years ago by committing suicide. We don't get much info about Hamin Lee in the 1st part (other than the fact that he's Jaemin's brother) until it comes to an end and the 2nd part begins. The 2nd part opens up with Jaemin Lee and the gang bumps into a 24-year-old art college student named Somang Han who happens to be Hamin's girlfriend from high school. Through Somang's narration and flashbacks, we get to know what kind of person Hamin Lee was, how she and Hamin met and fell in love, and how he spiraled into depression which resulted in him ending his own life. And also through Jaemin, we get to know more about Hamin as a son and a brother and how their parents' rough parenting pushed him to darkness and depression. At first, when Hamin was first mentioned in the 1st part, I didn't think much about him and only felt empathy for Jaemin for losing his older brother. But after getting introduced to Hamin in the 2nd part and learning more about him through Somang and Jaemin's POV and narrations, I couldn't help but bawl my eyes out for him in every single chapter. It got even worse for me since I already knew where the story was going and what was going to happen to Hamin in the end (it was more like the Shinichiro Sano effect from Tokyo Revengers like you know who Shinichiro is and what happened to him but that doesn't stop you from falling in love with him despite him being dead throughout the whole series). RIP Hamin Lee; my heart will always go out to you, forever, always.

The 2nd part Hamin's Flower aka Summer talks about some heavy topics/subjects like - dysfunctional families, rough parenting going wrong, dealing with societal burdens and depression, losing your loved ones and dealing with the aftermath, your first tragic love story, handling regrets and dealing with your traumas, how to overcome those traumas, and finally how to let go of your past and move on with life.

Hamin's Flower left me in such a numb and gloomy state that I couldn't read the other two parts (Autumn and Winter), but I'll try to get back and read them sooner or later. Even though I haven't read the complete series yet, I'll still give out a biased statement - I really, really loved Bomi's Flower and Hamin's Flower, and these two parts will always gonna be my favs from this series (doesn't matter to me if Autumn and Winter are better than these two).

Cheese In The Trap

Manhwa Status: Completed The oldest series in this list...

This story... this story... Oh God, where should I begin?!?! I can't believe that I didn't read this until now!! This is a truly mature love story. If you read this wanting a simple light college romance, this is not for you. While there are very cute interactions between the main character and her love interests, it is a very well-thought-out and complex manga - definitely the most realistic I have read thus far. The character development is out of this world and adds a sense of tangibility to the characters that you really don't see in fiction normally. To explain, the important main and side characters in any story are always bound by rules of development to identify them as cogs in a narrative; we have underlying expectations about what the characters might do, or how they might subvert those expectations. But, this webtoon is the study of social relationships and the nature of people. You get to see that there will always be some sort of social hierarchy, that there are meanings and repercussions beyond what you expect to happen in life, and that we all have some degree of victim and perpetrator in us. We all cope and process in different ways, while also continuing and evolving in life the way we know how. Unlike anything I have ever read before.

Also, this story is under the tag of "Psychological Drama" and it's all because of the male lead named Jung Yu. God, I've such a love-hate relationship with him, y'all!! Like I love him but also hate him at the same time. He's mysterious, charming, alluring yet so damn confusing. Also, the fact that he's a sociopath with a bit of a Yandere-ish tendency in him and that he's also obsessed with the female lead (Seol Hong) in a very twisted way??? He's a walking red flag for sure, but then again not... In short, Jung Yu is a complex character and my simple brain just can't comprehend him. I also love the female lead (Seol Hong), the 2nd male lead (Inho Baek), and Seol's two best friends (Bora Jang and Euntaek Kwon). The only important side character I despise is Inho's twin sister Inha Baek (don't ask why; just go and read it for yourself and you'll know why... also I hate those bully characters too btw, just so you know...).

I Don't Hate Us

Manhwa Status: Completed Troupe: Childhood best friends turned lovers.

Another series with "childhood best friends turned lovers" troupe done right!!

The female lead (Wonsu Ha) and the male lead (Jaesu Sang) have been childhood best friends since their middle school days. They had been best friends through high school and college until one day Wonsu got herself a boyfriend. Jaesu has romantic feelings for Wonsu, but she only sees him as a friend and has platonic love for him. Wonsu then breaks up with her boyfriend, not because the guy is a cheater but because they aren't that compatible with each other, so they mutually break up and separate. Wonsu also gets separated from Jaesu because his romantic feelings for her were getting in the way of their friendship at the time, and also her relationship with her ex-boyfriend took a toll on her mentally and emotionally, so she cut off all her connection and simply focused on her studies and graduating from university. Years later, now working in a small yet growing company, Wonsu reconnects with an adult and more mature Jaesu, who now works in a multinational corporation, and that's when sparks and butterflies start to fly left, right, and center. Almost all the characters are likable, the story and the plot are realistic, and overall it was an enjoyable read for me truly.

Also warning: you'll encounter a soft, bashful male lead here... so beware!!! I mean, the fact that despite the bad boy looks and everything, he's so cute like a puppy is fucking adorable, yo!!!

My First Love Hate

Manhwa Status: On-going Troupe: Childhood best friends turned lovers

This one came out this year and so far I'm really enjoying it. Just like the previously mentioned series above, the female lead (Eunha Kang) is relatable, funny, smart, studious, strong-willed, and whatnot. The male lead (Seungmin Ha) is Eunha's childhood best friend since elementary school but they stopped hanging out with one another ever since he became a delinquent back in high school despite the fact that they went to the same school and were in the same classroom. Years later, Eunha got into a prestigious university in Seoul and later learned that Seungmin was also at that university!! Not only that, he also stopped being a delinquent for good and suddenly started dressing up like a nerdy college boy. When Eunha asked what he was trying to do, Seungmin simply replied that he was returning back to his old self again and wanted to reconnect with Eunha... But things got a bit spicy all of a sudden when a tattoo-bodied 2nd male lead named Ryu Seonhoo walked into the scene and Eunha had to tutor him for the GED test on a regular basis...

Also warning: you'll encounter a soft, bashful, puppy-like male lead AND 2nd male lead here... so beware!!!

Just Twilight

Mahwa Status: Ongoing Troupe: Strangers to friends to lovers

I won't say anything about it... JUST FUCKING READ THIS SHIT ALREADY!!!

If you're a fan of another famous manhwa series called "Positively Yours", then you'll also love this series since it's written by the same author. The female lead (Junyoung Yun) is literally my spirit animal and the male lead (Beomjin Kwon) is such a husbando material, y'all... like, just look at him!!!

That's all for now... I'll make more Korean manhwa recommendation posts again very soon!!!

My manhwa recommendation list posts - Link 1, Link 2, and Link 3.

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