#patch-it

[bloombird]

Patch-It: Why does everyone think I'm old?

Weaver Knit: In my opinion it's because you're mature than the rest-

Azure Gig: Well you complain about your back and you're cranky everyday- It'sjustajokeI'msorry-

#Patch-It: You have 5 seconds before I'll send your spark back to the energon storm #Azure Gig: *screams* #botbots #tf botbots #transformers botbots #botbots oc #azure gig #patch-it #weaver knit

[bumblebeebats]

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

#and yes i have indeed experimented with trying to add invisible patches on the INSIDE of the jean but unfortunately #trying to sew anything to the non-euclidean hellscape that is the crotch area of a pair of pants #inevitably ends up 1. (hand-sewing) puckered as hell or 2. (machine sewing) w me accidentally sewing a leg hole closed 😔

[shurinpat]

boops you

#boop! #my art <3 #patches #patches fanart #dreamblr #dreamwastaken #dream fanart #cat art #cat doodle #doodle #digital art #drawing #digital illustration #cats #artists on tumblr

[baldurs-backdoor]

#halsin #bg3 #patch 6 #baldurs gate 3

[androdragynous]

internat habits that are good to learn

#patch me through to palaven command #yes i drew this with a cat and not lion because its more hashtag relatable that way #comics

[o0kawaii0o]

I'll tell you a secret... my name 'Sam' is short for 'Samson'.

#SAMSON #🥺🤲 #would you boop him? #if I wasn't lazy and losing motivation for this drawing I'd have added patches on his jacket but alas #stardew valley #sdv fanart #sdv sam #stardew valley sam #o0kawaii0o

[brooklynbridgebirds]

American Woodcock demonstrates "distal rhynchokinesis," the ability to flex the end of its bill. This allows it to grab earthworms it encounters when probing in soil. Other shorebirds, including Dunlins & Sanderlings, can bend their bills in this way. 😃

#birds #birding #urban birding #nuts_about_birds #birdstagram #patch birding #nature blogger #nyc nature #brooklyn #brooklyn bridge park #nyc #nature #american woodcock #timberdoodle #bird behavior

[eemamminy-art]

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

#this is so fucking funny #I love this patch already #truly the way to a man's heart is through his stomach #which is full of raw eggs #baby boy why #are the gains that important #help #sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #alex mullner

[werewolf-cuddles]

Here, have a mirror of the final Nightly build of Citra (March 3rd 2024), and the most recent build of Yuzu I could find via the Wayback Machine. (February 28th 2024)

EDIT: On April 27th 2024, Uncle Wario was assassinated by the Nintendo Ninjas. The Yuzu and Citra mirrors will be reuploaded elsewhere soon.

#yuzu #citra #emulation #piracy #nintendo #fuck nintendo #keep circulating the tapes #but also fuck the yuzu devs while we're at it #from what i hear they brought this on themselves #putting totk compatibility patches behind a paywall #directly profiting from piracy

[prokopetz]

The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.

#gaming #video games #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #bg3 #patch notes #game development #programming #penis mention

[bloombird]

*barges in* MY TURN

tell me what do you think some of your ocs will wear this Halloween and can you add some cute facts in there too please

Ahh!

Azure Gig would be stuck on having no idea what colors would he paint himself as. (I had this funny gag that Azure would paint himself looking like Vash the Stampede but ends up looking like Little Red Riding Hood in the process so he went "Welp, Little Red it is then!" and grabs a cloak)

Raif Twinwood would be himself because he thinks he's already scary enough. (Azure insists on him wearing a costume and puts him on colored powder. Now he looks like a Halloween colored Frankenstein wolf. He grumbles abt it but still keeps it)

"Hey look Raif! We're a match! :D" "Barely even a match.."

They both go outside doing Halloween activities like giving treats to kid bots on foot and then go on a corn maze or go to haunted houses. (The last part made Azure scared and screaming but somehow it ends up scaring other human guests inside. Raif is wheezing and crying-laughing on the floor)

Troposcan would be wearing as a vampire bat and be his feral chaotic good self. He'd try to eat all the candy and food! He also hosts games and entertain kids if he wasn't hungry.

Needle Knit made a crocheted Halloween-themed plushies for the kid bots (It's like a crocheted keychain in size)

Weaver Knit would be watching over the kid bots making sure that everyone gets their fair share and stopping mean pranks!! (She's dressed as a ninja!)

Patch-It wouldn't care about the holiday much, but they wear a low-effort costume just to stop Azure and Weaver from pestering them further. "For the Energon Storm's sake, fine! I'm dressing up as a 'bloody' nurse."

Vroomba would be wearing as a ghost in their alt mode and be a menace but in bot mode, they wear as a slasher horror antagonist and scare bots! Cal N. Dar asked them on watching a horror movie with him. They both went and had fun!

Vinespeak would be dressed up as a historical vampire and tries to flirt with Junibond and telling her to live a little. Junibond, while wearing a spy costume, is making sure that no one is hurt at the party but ends up dancing with him. *sees Cognice giving Junibond a nod* "Very well then, I suppose I could entertain you for a while."

Insert Maltley, Azulave, Sweetgreen, Limesec, Neatnol, and Corklauncher finally cheering that Junibond agreed. "Finally!" (Also, they're wearing Halloween colored palettes)

Congeldough would be so ecstatic about Halloween and wonder what costume would she wear. Sleet Starch shyly wears an ice prince costume and then Congeldough loves it and decides to go as an icy royal knight!

Anyway, bonus stuff. Hiraya would be making a LOT of Halloween-themed homemade sweets instead of buying candy to give to both bots and humans. She's wearing a candy-themed witch costume.

#botbots #tf botbots #transformers botbots #birdanswers #answered ask #botbots oc #box au #azure gig #raif twinwood #troposcan #needle knit #weaver knit #patch-it #vroomba #vinespeak #junibond #maltley #azulave #sweetgreen #limesec #neatnol #corklauncher #congeldough #sleet starch

[dekariosclan]

Larian Studios in 2029: As always we continue to improve the romance experience in Baldur’s Gate 3! See below for some of the changes coming with Patch #43:

— You now have the ability to argue about your tax returns with your spouse

— Fixed an issue where the game would freeze while you & your partner were shopping at the IKEA in Baldur’s Gate

— If you opted to have children, you must now pass a DC 30 check in order to have the energy to stay awake past 9:45 pm

— If partnered with Gale and living in Waterdeep, you can now discuss whose family you will be spending next Waukeentide with (*note, not an option with a Dark Urge character)

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #dark urge #larian studios #thank you larian for this incredible game #I am so excited for Patch 6 LOL

[solar-sunnyside-up]

#shelter #unsheltered #class warfare #solarpunk #patch ideas

[catfindr]

#petfinder #catfinder #cat #kitten #kitty #food mention #the soul that lingers in the pumpkin patch #mo #missouri #1k #5k #10k #20k

[androdragynous]

game companies should be fucking EMBARRASSED about being inaccessible. it should be mortifying to ship a game with shit captions or no UI scaling options or no option to disable flashing / strobing effects. games lauding their character customization should be laughingstocks for not including hearing aids or congenital disorders or prosthetic limbs. EA should be publicly fucking humiliated for the sims series being 23 goddamn years old and include cats and dogs and horses and werewolves and zombies and mermaids and star wars and not FUCKING WHEELCHAIRS.

#patch me through to palaven command #IM MAD.

[fractangle]

Pride month vest project, a patch a day #14: All Pride is Kink to Bigots

#all pride is kink to bigots #pride #gay #lgbtq #queer #pride patch vest #embroidery #battle jacket #diy punk