Frieza being owner of car and annoyed leader of gang. Sassy, likes nice shiny stuff, can be a b@#h, is a sniper of group.
Zamasu, self centered second leader of group. Often go forehead to forehead with Frieza on decisions. Is the heavy support of group. Likes peaceful tea parties and clean freak.
Broly, ignorant beefcake that usually ignores orders if they are too complex. Likes wrestling and is a sadist. Muscles and raw power of group. Hates wearing a shirt so is bare chested.
Pilaf, brains of group, one to strategize or build stuff that is broken. Often pushed around by leaders, but Broly likes him for being silly. Likes comfiness and usually evades battles.
Shin, the prisoner of group, usually doesnt care that he is kidnapped and usually cuffed. Criticizes group actions but geniunely can advice and help em with internal turmoil and problems. Ends up becoming unofficial part of group cuz others like and cares for him.
I posted a lot of these already but here's my dragon ball drawings start to finish. I will draw more im just focusing on MY terrible people who cause collateral damage <3
Sautee diced onions in avocado oil. Notice you don't have enough avocado, so look through the cupboard and add a spoon of coconut oil.
Wash the halved brussels sprouts and sliced mushrooms you bought the day before. Separate them back out because the mushrooms need further slicing. Toss the sprouts into the pan with the onions. Wash the mushrooms again and slice. Add them to the pan.
White rice should be done by now. Put it in a medium-sized french oven. Take out the single spoonful you've managed to add and spray the non-stick Pam. Finish putting in the rice.
The veggies don't look done. Add another spoon of coconut oil and some water since it's looking low. Cover. Wait. Remember abruptly that you need spices. Toss in some salt, pepper, and sweet paprika powder. Mix. Cover and wait.
Look for broth. Fail to find the exact broth you're looking for. Put some vegeta mix on top of the rice instead, and some warm water to keep the whole thing moist once it's baking.
Pour the sauteed veggies into the french oven. Mix. Realize you forgot to preheat the oven. Set it to 300. Ask your mom what she usually makes pilav at. She says 400 and something. Set it to 400. Figure you can't go wrong with a few extra minutes at a lower temperature and try to put it in. Realize that you can't keep the cover on if you put it in the top oven. turn off the top oven, and turn on the bottom. Set it to 450 this time. Put a few slices of gold butter on top of the rice and veggie mix. Put it in the oven.
Clean the kitchen while you wait. Finish cleaning and bring your laptop downstairs to fuck around while it bakes. Check on it a few times. Take it out after it looks Alright.
Serve with smoked salmon and Thomy mayonnaise, because Hellman's is the actual devil and disgustingly sweet to your entire family.
Write up the entire nonsense process for tumblr and think spitefully about people trying to 'correct' you on the spelling of pilaf/pilav, or make unfunny jokes about DBZ again because you namedropped a seasoning mix your family's been using for decades. Don't do it, guys. Do not.
The fact that Chuck Hubert voices both Emperor Pilaf and Hiei makes me laugh every time. Hiei's intro is even him bitching at or about his two flunkie-pawns.
Chuck Hubert's emporium of creepy, dweeby little short king jerks