#platonic starchaser

[im-in-a-love-cult]

OK but I get peter betraying the marauders, if I was nicknamed wormtail I'd be pissed too

#young marauders #peter pettigrew #atyd #the marauders’ era #THE marauders #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #jegulus #jily #jegulily #moonwater #platonic moonwater #starchaser #platonic starchaser #hp marauders #the marauders #marauders

[riviuus]

marauders as quotes/moments from my life pt 5

james: your ass looked like it came from heaven, it was that beautiful

sirius: 🤨

james: no homo tho

remus: i agree but very homo

#dead gay wizards #marauders era #marauders #platonic starchaser #wolfstar #homo #gays

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

The platonic Starchaser in Late Calls and Redbulls makes me giggle

#At first I was struggling to not have them be in love #but now they’re bsfs #I love them in any form #platonic starchaser #James potter #regulus black #darksun

[dumbass-gryffindor1960]

Remus: what happened again??

Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…

Remus: and??

Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!

Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?

Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?

Remus: a dog?

Regulus: yeah that black dog

Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving

Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!

Remus: I’m sorry for your loss

Regulus: what

#James is still running #reggie didn’t know #sirius being sirius #sirius is a drama queen #Remus is tired of them #starchaser #sunseeker #jegulus #marauders era #gay dead wizards #dead gay wizard from the 70s #sirius black #S. O. B. #james potter #regulus black #remus lupin #platonic moonwater

[aithusarosekiller]

James: climbs through the window of his own house

Sirius, watching the tv: hey

James: *scream* how the hell did you get in my house??? I thought Remus took your key away because you kept disappearing and inviting yourself over here??

Sirius: Reg gave me yours

James: so I just had to climb through MY OWN KITCHEN WINDOW because I didn't want my husband to know I lost my key again...and all along HE'D GIVEN IT TO YOU?

Sirius: he wanted to know how long it would take for you to say somthing

James: ...

Sirius: you love me too much to be mad at me, come here, I have popcorn

#platonic prongsfoot #jegulus #starchaser #the black brothers #james potter #sirius black #regulus black

[uninspired-choatic-angel]

James and Sirius hang mistletoes at every doorway/entrance, so they have an excuse to kiss Regulus and Remus.

Regulus asks Remus to help him set the table while James and Sirius play with Harry.

As Regulus comes out of the kitchen, Remus runs into him at the entrance

Regulus:

Remus:

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: We didn't think this through

James: No, we did not

Harry: Kiss!

Remus gives Regulus a peck on the forehead

#Christmas with the mauraders #platonic moonwater #jegulus raising harry #siruis black #remus lupin #regulus black #james potter #the marauders #dead gay wizards #jegulus #black brothers #starchaser #wolfstar

[moondustinfj]

James *poking Remus*: Remus. Remus. Remus. Remus wake up. Remus. Remus.

Remus:

James: Remus. Remus. MOONY!!

Remus: OH MY GOD, WHAT??

James: Oh good, since you're awake-

Remus: *groans*

James: -your plan didn't work

Remus: What plan?

James: When you told me to throw confetti over Regulus' head to get him to date me

Remus: I specifically said 'Do NOT, under any circumstances, do that James'

James: Exactly! That's basically telling me to do it!

Remus: It didn't work on Lily, how the hell did you think it would work on Regulus

James: I couldn't have known!! They're such different people!!

Remus: And which parts of those "differences" made you think Regulus Black would be more receptive to being thrown confetti at in front of the whole school

James: Crouch and Rosier still laugh hysterically every time they see me..

James: So what do you suggest I do? Make even a grander gesture in front of everyone??

Remus: No! What-

James: Maybe sing him a song??

Remus: I-

James: That I wrote??

Remus: You're INSANE

James: On my guitar??

Remus *checks the watch*: It's 3 AM James go f-

James: In the great hall??

Remus: I don't even care at this point

James: You're a genius. I knew I came to the right person

Remus: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and I feel like I should call Regulus to warn him about you. But you seem convinced so. God bless. *slumps back to bed*

James: Do you believe in god Remus?

Remus: *voice muffled by the pillow* I believe in hell. And I'm in it.

#marauders #jegulus #remus lupin #james potter #starchaser #sirius black #regulus black #lily evans #platonic moonchaser #harry potter #hp #the marauders era #the marauders #rosekiller #wolfstar #incorrect quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #evan rosier #barty crouch junior

[sebbianas]

luna lovegood recognizing harry the moment she saw him not because he’s the boy who lived but because of a photo in one of her mom’s photo album where a man who looks like harry was hugging a dark haired boy with a soft smile with her mother’s handwriting at the bottom that says “reg at his happiest”

#jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #marauders #hp marauders #luna lovegood #james potter #harry potter #regulus black #pandora lovegood #regulus and pandora are platonic soulmates

[pearlynia]

Remus and Regulus discussing about books

Sirius, sighing dramatically: Prongs, the light of my life, since our boyfriends ditched us for each other, why don't we get married!?

James, wiping out fake tears: Padfoot, the love of my life, it would be an honor to marry you!

Sirius, fake crying: Moony, I'm dumping you for my soon to be husband!

James, fake sniffing: Regulus-

Regulus: Can you two shut the fuck up or get the fuck out, the adults are speaking.

Remus: Honestly you two, didn't Effie taught you to not interrupt your elders?

#this is canon #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #wolfstar #remus lupin #jegulus #marauders #effie potter #james x regulus #sirius x remus #starchaser #marauders era #platonic moonwater #platonic prongsfoot #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders headcanons

[jaylienpotter]

Sirius: you can't date James!

Regulus: why not?! Give me one good reason.

Sirius:

Sirius: I kissed him first.

Regulus:

James: in like year 3... on a dare... what does that-

Sirius: it's a brother rule. Not that you would know those, TRAITOR!

James: what rule??

Sirius: the first to get it keeps it. We don't share.

James: "it"? Don't I have a say in this?

Black brothers: no.

James:

Regulus: you have Lupin already! You're just gatekeeping Potter.

Sirius: bloody right, I am!

Regulus: well I marked him already so there's no going back from that. I win. *leaves dramatically*

Sirius: mark? What did he mean m- JAMES POTTER ARE YOU SHAGGING MY BABY BROTHER?!

James: I-I... *incoherent noises*

Sirius: *death stare*

James: I wouldn't- call it... Exactly- *runs*

Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCKER!

#platonic prongsfoot #starchaser #sunseeker #jegulus #marauders #marauders era #marauders fandom #harry potter marauders #james potter #regulus black #dead gay wizards #the marauders

[not-rab]

James: Reg have u seen my glasses?

Sirius: oh i’m not-

James: did i leave them in your bed again?

Sirius:

James: wait i found them

Sirius:

James:

Sirius:

James:

#marauders #marauders era #the marauders #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles #marauders incorrect quotes #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #jegulus incorrect quotes #gay sirius black #sirius being sirius #sirius black #sirius business #sirius o black #sirius orion black #james f potter #james fleamont potter #james potter #sikh james potter #pansexual james potter #james and sirius #sirius and james #platonic prongsfoot #source: ells.bell5 on tiktok

[rhetorical-conscience]

Sirius: I accidentally poisoned one of these cups and I don't remember which one.

Remus: How the fuck do you forget something like that.

James: ACCIDENTALLY???

Regulus: With the way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.

#oh shit he speaks #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #regulus black #regulus being regulus #marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards #platonic moonwater #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #james fleamont potter #regulus arcturus black #the black brothers #starchaser #sunseeker #jegulus #wolfstar #moonwater #harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #james x regulus #sirius x remus #regulus x james #remus x sirius #james and sirius #james and regulus #remus and regulus #sirius and regulus

[themarvelmarauder]

Regulus: before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a gryffindor

Barty: Aw, i knew you'd get with James

Regulus: ha ha ha

Barty: does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?

Regulus: see another bed in here?

Barty: Oh yeah, you're totally my bitch forever

Regulus: so, about the whole gryffindor thing don't tell too many people

Barty: hey, you know me

Regulus: I mean don't tell my brother

Barty: *starts texting Sirius* you know me

Regulus: who are you texting? *phone starts ringing*

Sirius, on the phone: A GRYFFINDOR?! MY BEST FRIEND?! SCANDAL!

Regulus: that's not true. Who told you?

Sirius: Barty duh!

Regulus: that gossipy bitch

Barty: you know me

Regulus: BARTY!

#marauders #marauders era #regulus black #james potter #barty crouch jr #platonic bartylus #sirius black #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #text from scott pilgrim vs the world

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

unexpected meetings in the astronomy tower and an improbable alliance

fake dating au but it’s *actually* fake and they just want to make their lovers jealous? anyone?

(i might make more simpler parts bc i have like a whole fic in mind LMAO)

also page three and four are low quality bc i have a toxic relationship w procreate, so don’t zoom in too much.

close up and jily icons:

#jegulus #marylily #starchaser #rebelflower #starseeker #macevans #mary macdonald #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #lily evans #james potter #james fleamont potter #marauders #marauders era #fanart #comic #platonic regmary #it’s not a ship name but whatevs

[adharastarlight]

Reg: i refrained from killing multiple people today

Rem: well done. why?

Reg: they were being loud - oh, you mean, why didnt i?

Rem: obviously

Reg: there were too many witnesses

James and Sirius are watching their boyfriends with heart eyes in mild fear

#get you a bestie who approves of murder #for legal reasons im joking #james and sirius are so in love with them js #they love them with or without murderous tendencies #marauders #regulus black #remus lupin #dead gay wizards #regulus arcturus black #remus john lupin #platonic moonwater #remus and regulus #regulus being regulus #regulus kinnie #marauders as things ive said #james potter #jegulus #james x regulus #sirius black #starchaser #wolfstar #regulus being a little shit

[aithusarosekiller]

Sirius: okay, I'm bored, has anyone got any gossip to share?

Lily: nah

Remus: not really

Peter: well, there's always Jamie's new guy

James: ...

Sirius: WHAT? James has a new guy? Why did I not know about this?

James: UHHH-

Peter, who knew exactly what he was doing: because he was waiting to introduce you two, right James?

James, sweating buckets: UMMMM

Sirius, still completely unaware: oh this is so cute! ofc I want to meet this boy of yours

James: AHHHHHHH

#jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #platonic prongsfoot #marauders era