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Remus: what happened again??
Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…
Remus: and??
Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!
Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?
Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?
Remus: a dog?
Regulus: yeah that black dog
Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving
Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!
Remus: I’m sorry for your loss
Regulus: what
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that-bitch-kat3 · 7 months
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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son
remus: you’re not good enough for your son
walburga: excuse me?
remus: you heard me.
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littleliterarylesbian · 4 months
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Sirius: And now! I must leave! My darling Moonbeam needs me!
Regulus: Whore.
Regulus: Oh my god, who said that?
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theprongspotter · 6 months
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Sirius, coming out: I don’t like women.
James, gasping: You’re a misogynist?!
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faerycross · 3 months
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*sirius and remus are debating intensely*
sirius: there's no way james would ever get a belly button piercing. he's a sports guy ffs
remus: wanna bet on it?
sirius: sure
*a few days later*
james: yo moony you were right, i do look amazing with a belly button piercing
sirius, to remus: no. fucking. way. how did you do it?
remus: i told him regulus would love it
sirius: where is he anyway?
regulus: *screaming into a pillow at the top of his lungs*
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siriuslygay1981 · 6 months
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Sirius- Am I being annoying?
Remus- Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?
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After Regulus dies, James always wears a sliver ring with a star on it on his middle finger. People are always asking him why he wears all gold jewellery except for that one ring. He just shrugs
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aejiee · 19 days
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Old man yaoi
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diamondri · 25 days
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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants
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doodlemcjazzhands · 1 month
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Turns out spending 12 years in Azkaban and sleeping in a cave does not do wonders for your hair...
(based off of that one scene in Chapter 185 of ATYD)
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jamespotterbbg · 2 months
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my roman empire is that the actors for sirius and remus thought they were portraying a couple.
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Sirius is dumb af. And oblivious. It took him several months to realise that James and Regulus were dating.
Regulus is smart af, he understood that Sirius and Remus were in love before none of them had realised their own feelings.
But since he was 4 years old, Sirius always used he/him pronouns for his brother. And Reggie realised that he was a boy only 7 years later.
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that-bitch-kat3 · 9 months
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sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life
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theprongspotter · 27 days
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First Year Regulus: Do I talk too much?
First Year Evan: My guy, this is the first time you’ve spoken all day and it’s late in the evening.
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c: @akwardsilince
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faerycross · 3 months
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james potter is one of those people who would show up to class in grey sweatpants and a plain white tshirt and still leave everyone on their knees. he would also stretch (very loudly) mid-lesson just to show his happy trail and watch people die on the spot.
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siriuslygay1981 · 2 months
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Remus- Does james make your heart beat faster?
Regulus- I don’t know. I have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster
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