#nobody is straight

[theprongspotter]

Sirius, coming out: I don’t like women.

James, gasping: You’re a misogynist?!

#marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #remus lupin #remus john lupin #james potter #james fleamont potter #sirius black #sirius orion black #sirius loves remus #remus loves sirius #sirius x remus #remus x sirius #james being james #wolfstar #nobody is straight #gay sirius black #gay dead wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards

[ladyloveandjustice]

They’re married, I’ve decided.

#nev watches hob #nobody is straight

[vernon-s-whore]

New fic alert!( •̀ ω •́ )✧

started a new fic, tentatively this is gonna have about 20 chapters (maybe more)

Summary:

Modern Royalty/High Society AU| OT5 storyline

Choi Yeonjun has plenty of power and money to call his own. But when someone with more power than anyone in the country enters his life, power second only to the King, is the meticulously planned life of profits and losses worth it anymore? To fuck a Queen or marry money? And does love even have a place in this equation?

High society is not a place for outliers, Taehyun has always known this. All acts of rebellion must be done in private, under covers with a lock on the door and blinds over the windows but the truth is, Taehyun is tired. He just wants to conform.

Is money the only measure of success with which he can show up at his childhood home and expect to not be beaten senseless? Beomgyu isn't so sure anymore. Is doing what you love enough even if it means you have no family?

Identity crises are nothing new for Choi Soobin. First the son of a politician, then the son of the woman who left his father. When will his name ever truly belong to him and him alone?

What if drugs weren't his only way out of his personal hell of privilege? Kai would love to know an alternate answer. For now, though, drugs will suffice.

____________ OT5 storyline. All the members will have their own storylines that play into the larger picture. (probably, lol) Tags will be updated as the story progresses

Please be sure to read the tags for any potential triggering content and stuff

#yeonjun x reader #kpop imagines #kpop smut #yeonjun x soobin #txt smut #txt ff #modern royalty #alternate universe #soobin x taehyun #friends to strangers #strangers to friends #friends to lovers #exes to lovers #nobody is straight #sorry not sorry #yeonjun smut #soobin smut #beomgyu smut #hueningkai smut #plot heavy #lots of plot because yes #bisexual character #gay character #princess x commoner #txt angst #txt fluff

[fifthnailinstevesbat]

steve “cant get out of bed till middle of the day, barely leaves his house or is never home, isolating himself from everyone, never takes time for himself anymore, depressed and is slowly losing more and more of himself every single day” harrington post 1986’

robin “i know you loved her, and it must’ve killed that she wouldn’t take you back, but nancy is happy steve and she still loves you. she’s not the only one out there for you, and you’ve gotta get over it. we miss you” buckley post 1986’, trying to help her best friend

steve “…this isn’t about nancy” harrington.

robin “wha-?… oh. oh steve.” buckley.

he still wears the vest.

#stranger things #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #nancy wheeler #stranger things 4 #robin buckley #yeah idk #i just thoight abt this #bc i miss my pooks #steve being so distraught after the events of s4 #and it’s understandable and everyone else is kinda the same level of shook up for a while #but for steve it just… continues #and nobody really knows what’s going on #robin tries to get him out of his shell without prying for so long #but eventually she just straight up tells him how it is in an attempt to get him to TALK to her #SAY SOMETHING #bc she thinks it must be he is heartbroken abt nancy #she didn’t want him back #and that’s so rough but #robin wants him to know that she isn’t the only person in his life that loves him #even if it’s not in the way he is wanting #but steve just #he just says; this isn’t about nancy #and robin is confused #then she puts it all together #then she understands. #eddie.

[theunstablejester]

Black Sheep sung by the crowd.

#Can't believe nobody has uploaded this moment straight from Cuntenserven Cunty #The Misa Amane hairstyle... obsessed #Envy Adams #Todd Ingram #Scott Pilgrim Takes Off #The Clash at Demonhead #Metric

[caffienatedtree]

I like to imagine that sometimes when bruce is really, REALLY tired he’ll accidentally slip into his brucie Wayne persona in front of the JL while in Batman costume. Like maybe Hal makes a joke about Batman being ugly because he always hides his face and Bruce just says “I’m still prettier than you’ll ever be” in his most himbo ditzy voice ever. And then he just goes back to normal Batman brooding.

The rest of the JL just stare at B for a solid five minutes but he’s already back to his normal Batman self.

#batman #justice league #brucie wayne #he just straights up posses Batman for a second I guess #and nobody would’ve believed it happend if they didn’t all see it happening #except for Clark and Diana #maybe #bruce wayne

[hellspawnmotel]

even after settling down, theyre pretty cautious.....

.......it doesnt last long

#princess tutu #princess tutu spoilers #ahiru #fakir #fakiru #art tag #my anime straight couple ever. nobody is doing it like them #anyway i know theres not a lot of reasons to think the 'confessing love = disappearing' rule still applies post-canon #but ahiru being human again necessitates that there are still reality-warping powers at work #and it's because of drosselmeyer that she was ever human in the first place so i can see them being nervous about it #also this is an aside but i picture after fakir writes ahiru back into a girl they kinda have to flee gold crown town #to avoid fakir getting his hands chopped up by cultists and everything yknow #they settle down somewhere else in the german countryside with a little village nearby and have a simple life #ahiru keeps practicing ballet and fakir keeps writing and theyre happy :)

[offkilterkeys]

The world isn’t ready for my alpha kid readings.

#jane crocker #jake english #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #homestuck #alpha kids #Jane is the struggler don’t you EVER contest that #many might argue it’s Jake but he doesn’t struggle inherently #usually he just vibes until he’s forced into situations wherein he struggles #Jane struggles from the beginning #her entire arc is a struggle #also had to change it from “the fujoshi” mostly cause I don’t like that and also cause it’s not as versatile as the other labels #I don’t actually think Dirk is boring btw i just think that when put up against his friends he has a lot less complexity going on #like his arc is fairly simple as opposed to Jane and Jake’s #and even Roxy’s #His problems seem inherently a lot more straight forward to me simply because he’s articulate enough to realize he has problems #Jane and Jake are almost there #problems are like on the tip of their tongues #and Roxy is kinda like the John of the team where she isn’t even gonna acknowledge the possibility of problems #girl is like “problems? haha not me #I’m the put together one in this group :)” #and just ignores all her internalized misogyny and heteronormativity #she is a mirror to Vriska in that they both put a lot of emphasis on preforming romanticism as a means of affirming their gender #anyway my alpha kid readings are way too boring so I feel like nobody would really be interested in them Sighhhh

[egophiliac]

Do yoy like their silly little dance

the inside of my brain at any given moment:

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #gif warning #gifs that bop along to your music warning #gidel is SO little #look at him compared to everyone else! #three apples tall! #i could put him in my pocket and still have space to pack him a lunch #this rhythmic is so silly. i love when we get a cutesy upbeat rhythmic right before everything goes straight to shit. #fellow and gidel: (dance around all cutely and throw confetti) #fellow and gidel: anyway now it's time to sell you #just the most adorable little kidnappers 🩷 #so glad they made an official gidel chibi because otherwise i would have tried to and it would not have ended well #i'm trying to do a meleanor right now and she is giving me enough trouble. she doesn't even have any STRIPES. #do you think the riggers got handed the designs for this event with all the stripes and swirlies and patches and patterns #and just had to go stare at a wall for an hour or two #'okay look people are going to see this on a small screen with a rhythm game going on in the foreground' #'nobody is going to take a high-res screen recording and then go through it frame-by-frame to scrutinize our rigging breakdowns' #'what kind of HUGE NERD do you think plays this stupid game' #(shifty eyes)

[hypewinter]

Danny felt a familiar tug in his chest. Not another summoning. The cultists never quit did they? Danny was going to ignore it. Just like all the rest. He figured they would try blood sacrifices but then he didn't experience the familiar tang in the air that usually wafted through his nose. That had peaked his curiosity. So he leaned into the summoning a little. Not enough to be summoned but enough to get more senses. He heard..... he heard crying! What? Why was he hearing crying? He leaned into the summoning just a little more. That allowed him to see, albeit vaguely. He caught the glimpse of a form within the circle. It was small. It was...... a child. A child? A. CHILD!? Those cultists had really thought since blood sacrifices didn't work to try a whole human. Danny's blood boiled. He had been content to ignore them until now but no more. He was taking care of this. NOW. With that, Danny allowed himself to be fully summoned. The cultists immediately fell on their knees.

"Oh great King, you have finally answered our plea," the apparent leader said.

Danny ignored him and immediately scooped the child up in his arms. He gently rubbed circles into the child's back, whom he now knew to be a boy who couldn't be older than 8. He felt his rage flair. They had tried to sacrifice an eight year old! Danny didn't even bother listening to the cultists. Instead he dispersed his power throughout the room, allowing all the souls sacrificed over the years to gain form.

"Feel free to exact your revenge," he said simply.

Then he turned and opened a portal, tuning out the screams as he stepped through.

~~~~

It took a while, but Danny finally managed to calm the boy down and convince him he didn't want to eat him. Once he did, he asked for the kid's name.

"It's Richard Grayson," the boy answered. "But my parents called me Dick."

Danny didn't miss the past tense. Were his parents dead? Danny's mouth set into a firm line. If he found out those cultists had anything to do with this- His train of thought was cut off by the sound of sniffling. Right, Dick. Danny would handle the cultists later. Right now, he had a little boy to comfort.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #winter's tales #hyper prompts #this was supposed to just be a straight danny phantom thing #but then my brain went 'what if we add dick though' #so dick was added and it became dp x dc #i cannot escape #are the cultists the court of owls or some randos who got their hands on dick? #who knows! #doesn't matter! #what does matter is bruce #he's on week three on one hour of sleep #the grayson kid disappeared from the circus the night after his parents' death #and nobody knows where he is #bruce is determined to find him

[somecunttookmyurl]

if doctors looked for hypermobility in children you could give them appropriate physical therapy exercises from a young age as their muscles grow, orthotics to correct leg/foot placement, and where necessary additional support like professional k-tape application or other mobility aids before you obtain essentially permanent overtraining injuries from your poor muscles trying their best to stop you comedically collapsing into a pile of bones

but no it's just growing pains. kids don't have things wrong. it'll go away

#i'm also bitter because i have tibial tosion (my tibias grew rotated instead of straight) #this makes my feet point inwards aka pigeon toe #and because kids don't have pain. or whatever. nobody even FUCKING noticed untl i was 17 #if anybody bothered before i could have had orthotics that wouod have gradually eased my bones back into the correct position #while they were still malleable #by 17 it was too late for that and the only option would have been breaking my legs #twisting them #and putting them back with a plate in the middle #and then re-learning how to walk #i did not do that

[ashdash2417]

So this is what’ll happen in one of the new episodes, right? /j

… This was much funnier in my head

#I dunno if anyone can tell #but in the last frame Tessa’s expression is supposed to be like #*dammit now I feel bad for telling him off* #lol #murder drones #fanart #my art #comics #n #serial designation n #murder drones n #Tessa #tessa james elliot #murder drones Tessa #n will straight up not have a good time in those two episodes #hell nobody will honestly #:)

[the-witchhunter]

I love this fandom but damn do so many of y’all not know how Constantine’s soul contract works

His soul is a turf war waiting to happen

The three big bads of hell all called dibs and have to square up if he ever dies. It’s literally something only one can get, and they get it when he dies, and he didn’t even sell it to everyone that called dibs

It’s not even a magic thing, demon lords are just stubborn and prideful, that’s literally the only reason it works because they won’t compromise and letting him die and duking it out is the scorched earth option

Literally

#dp x dc #dpxdc #it’s not even a magic thing #they just are staking a claim #he straight up pissed one off enough to get in on calling dibs #literally nobody is buying his soul after that #they aren’t stupid enough to get involved in that #it’s like a land war except a soul

[amygdalae]

have never understood why squatting is considered a crime. loitering too. sir you have been arrested for the crime of....chilling. and hanging out. and taking a little nap

#also homeless encampments are never in the way of anything and yet the cops still harrass them. its fucked up #like we straight up push people out of existence. and for what #i know im not saying anything new here im just mad abt htis #like!!! if its space nobodys using for shit who cares! who cares omg. if we arent gonna house people we shld at least let them exist #like theyre already having a hard enough time man. #im sick of how ppl around where i live talk abt the homeless problem as though homeless people are the problem that needs to be solved #like no empathy no self awareness these 'normal' ppl want the unhoused dead or in prison and dont get how ghoulish they sound. anyways

[spotsupstuff]

day 22 and 25 -looks at date- or at least inspired by them

#rw #rw art month #rain world #rw lantern mouse #rw ancients #rw the murals #<- tag that will be used only by this blog i bet aint nobody poking Them bastards #philosophy sessions au #my art #one of my issues with DPs addition of the different ending for Surv. it's quite honestly just straight up throwing the original spiritual- #-message (that i got from it) out of the damn window. 'here's some pups!!!! here's your home!!!! then ur sib comes too!!!!' the whole- #-journey is for nothing. well at least one can get that ending only after already going through with the og that is well designed i admit #still too big an offense for me to consider adding the 'happy ending' into me interpretation/au. blasphemy... smh /lh

[tutterypuff]

tbh though if you look at the older episodes, Betty was always like absolutely 100% fully and irrevocably unhinged, and her going insane was barely a departure from the status quo at all

like this woman is and always was nuts, and I think it's for everyone's benefit that they're both equally obsessed with each other, because that means nobody else ever has to get involved with their fucked up dynamic

I think it's less that she put her life on hold for Simon's benefit, but that she's a scary lady who knows exactly what she wants, and what she wants is a relationship with a nice autistic guy who's really into femdom

#simon petrikov #betty grof #fionna and cake #adventure time #and she's valid for it #like remember that time she jumped through a random time portal to 1000 years in the future and entered a magical world #and then shoved half dead simon off of a magic carpet literal seconds after hearing the thing that removed his powers #and went there and fucking murdered the entity that was doing it less than fifteen seconds after showing up #this woman is fucking deranged #that's not codependency #that's something else entirely #she's on an absolutely different level #she doesn't need him but she wants him and he needs her and honestly that's fine #they both have something therapy cannot fix #nobody should even be permitted to try #like they need to be isolated with each other forever #I hazard to say that she would straight up be doing yandere shit if Simon were even fractionally less into her