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riooklee · 4 months
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My NO's in Fanfiction !
TW: opinions
( Just to clarify, this post is ABSOLUTELY NOT made to offend anyone. Seriously, write whatever you want to write and have fun !! I'm just trying to find other people who share the same views as me, thank you<3 )
1) Turning a mlm/wlw ship into a straight ship.
Sorry, but this just gives me the biggest ICK. Literally makes me want to throw my phone out the window, smash my head against a wall and gouge my eyes out. LIKEE, tell me you're homophobic without telling me you're homophobic smh.
You may be thinking rn, "Rio, how do people turn em into straight ships?" WHEN THEY FKIN GENDERBEND ONE OF THEM.
I LITERALLY CRY WHENEVER I TRY TO LOOK FOR A TOMARRY FIC AND I SEE "Female Harry Potter" / "Female Tom Riddle". LIKE NOOOO??? WHY ARE U TURNING MY POOKIES INTO FEMALES... THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A MLM SHIP. WHY R U MAKING IT STRAIGHT??? It's giving "homophobic" !!
P.S. I just wanted to say, NO I AM NOT TRANSPHOBIC. I know some of u lots might jump onto that conclusion. BUT I AM COMPLETELY AGAINST THAT BS.
Don't get me wrong, I'm alright w ppl genderbending characters! NOT WHEN ITS IN A MLM/WLW SHIP THO.
P.S. I know that I can just exclude those tags whenever looking for a fic, but..the thing is, some people DON'T EVEN TAG THAT IN THEIR FICS WHEN THEY TOTALLY SHOULD BE TAGGING IT.
2) Making characters act so OC.
Yes, I do know that it IS fanfiction, people can do whatever they want with the characters. BUT SOME OF THEM MAKE THEM SO OC-ish THAT I CANT EVEN RECOGNISE IF THIS IS THE SAME CHARACTER IM OBSESSED W AND LOVE.
Some people make Harry an "UwU" cutsie little silly guy, all soft, and totes a cute cinnamon roll that he's defenseless and weak that he needs big almighty strong 10-pack Tom to save him because he's too little to do stuff for himself >-< .
EW, ICK.
STOP MAKING HARRY A PICK ME. My guy fought a literal war and defeated the dark lord. So why, IN MERLINS NAME are YOU making him act like this:'((
LIKEE, where's my sassy, sarcastic silly guy?? :((
AND TOM. OH MY DAYSS, TOM. Y'all either make him too mean or too nice I SWEAR. Likee, mean as in would Avada u if u even say a single word to him. LIKE BRO, HE WAS A PREFECT AND HEADBOY. HE DIDNT BECOME SO BECAUSE HE AVADA 'D INNOCENT PEOPLE.
P.S. I'm talking abt teenaged Tom Riddles, Voldie would def kill innocent people ykwim?
Or nice as in would call u pookie wookie bear and cuddle u if u had a bad scary dream. Let's bffr rn.
LIKE, where's my crazy psycho nice silly guy??? DD:
IF U WANT THEM TO ACT SORT OF OC-ish PUT THEM INTO A SITUATION THAT'LL FORCE THEM TO ACT AS THOUGH. Seriously, some can get away w this behavior if it is played correctly!!
3) First Person POV.
Pretty self-explanatory, next.
4) "He growled"
Okay, alpha, remus wannabe, furry looking ahh.
JS STOP PLS, IT'S NOT ROMANTIC AND PPL DONT FIND IT ATTRACTIVE.
When I say "ppl" I'm talking abt myself.
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rottingsparrow · 2 years
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Oh boy oh boy here it is my thoughts on Lore Olympus episodes 1-10 I didn't include any pictures because I'm figuring out how I wanna do this also im tired but here it is:
Episode One: Stag, You’re It
Why the title
Minthes hair like connects to her head without a line not bad just a comment
Hades’ sharp ass nose but I enjoy the colors, not super bright yknow
Hera looks so cool but also like snatched almost unnaturally
She is a god tho so
Zeus lets goooo such a solid color imo
Im sorry but artemis’ hair is a lil ugly
Love that all the main characters are snatched /s
Episode Two: Who is She?
And Persophone is now 3 shades lighter ok
Also like i hate the dress Artemis gives persephone it ugly
Persophones hair changed lengths like 2 times but maybe im seeing it wrong
Also artemis if she doesnt wanna be here leave wtf
How is. How is hades holding his drink
Zeus changed colors king
I understand lighting and shading but like. Damn
Ok so if Poseidon hates Odysseus does that mean the events of the Odyssey already happened
Ep 3: Who is She pt 2
LMAO what is hades’ nose
Why did she have random parts w/ no color not a complaint just curious
HER FOREHEAD SO LARGE IN THIS ONE PANEL
“Short sighted” Do we ever see him wear glasses again
Zeus’ lil. Hair thingies keep disappearing
“Honestly i think she puts Aphrodite to shame” wow comparing women/hj
Seriously tho like. why
Ep 4: Who is she pt 3
Idk why she does random scenes where the characters are all like just one color. Not bad per say but weird
Gives artemis huge boobs and in one panel they are either smaller or gone
Artemis bestie if that one thing distracts you from your friend you gotta get ur priorities straight
“Hey kiddo wanna have some real fun” ew
Omg purple eros
So much hair
Did she just give her hair powers so she could draw diff styles lets be honest
Ep 5:
Aphrodites hip angle is so sharp it could kill me
“Friggin” makes my mind go to supernatural and i dont appreciate it
Omg shes a cinnamon roll shes so adorable and gorgeous and yet sexy and *i get shot*
Mother emotionally guilting her son omg its my life
The listen panel. Haunts my dreams
Why does she have so many different painting/coloring styles
LMAO LOOK AT HADES ON THE BALCONY its. Its bad
Ep 6
W hy do they stand like that persephone pls
Love demeters colors tho
This is. This is the metaphor for the maidenhood thing right
Thats how i always saw it
Wow persephone you just woke up and you look so pretty wowww woww
Rachel rachel please does her hair have bangs or not just choose
I do actually like the panel with cerberus, persephone, and hades its nice
Ep 7
Cerberus is so cute
Hades shut the fuck up
The coat is cute
Persephone get off the counter this isnt ur house
Whos minthe? Stop being nosy damn
Didnt really have much to say bout this one
Ep 8
Why are both their eyes open i know they arent in love but that so weird right
Is his dick out or is she just naked on him
“Salutiations” old man
Every second i read persephones eyes get bigger
“I would pay you a salary to barge in on every single aspect of my life” is actually cute however. You literally just met her she hasnt even introduced herself
I dont understand why he thought she meant sex idk
I like that his business card has diff names for him
SHE WAS HOLDING HERS IN HER TITTY WHY
Ep 9
Persephone giggling over that is kinda weird imo but whatever
Persephone please pic a face shape
“Come here puppy” look. Look at her face. Wtf
Train ur dogs hades smh
We never see like any of these dogs fuck you rachel i want dogs
“Let the unionize see if i care” haha so funny haha wow so. So funny. Hades ur such a character
Why is her mouth so high up in this one panel
Hehe puppy
Man in bushes
Ep 10
Why does he have so many cars he doesnt need em
The little :p panel is cute
NOT HER FACE AGAIN RACHEL PLEASE JUST LOOK ONCE MORE
Stop yelling hades
Persephones hair is looking bad rn ngl
I love the colors of the underworld tbh
Rachel please go in depth on how you travel there between realms i am so curious
Artemis randomly gains bangs
I know her hair was flowing but her bangs are too short to completely disappear
Why do his eyes randomly turn red honestly
Goodbye thank god
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ihavemanyhusbands · 10 months
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it’s me hi I’m the problem it’s me 🌱
(idk if u listen to tswift but I love her okay now to the point)
I have a crush on a boy at my new job (ew) that hasn’t happened since I thought I was straight years ago oop (for context I went from straight to bi to now lesbian) ok actually he’s not a boy he’s a man literally 50+ yrs old but I guess that’s not that surprising for me considering I have a big fat crush on hannibal and will and various other fictional men that are old enough to b my father but they’re always FICTIONAL!!! this is a real live man!!!!! 😟 (making me question shit damn probably just comphet still) well ANYWAYS it is what it is and I am a simp for this man, he has the hottest deep voice, literally so tall and tan and jacked and has tattoos and he’s so sweet ugh basically definition of ‘looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll’ and I need him so badly it’s a problem, literally has me distracted at work thinking all types of inappropriate things bcs my mind is always in the gutter but I CANT HELP IT like he has to do a lot of physical labor in the lot outside the office and he does it SHIRTLESS and sweaty🥵and I can’t handle it I want this man so badly it’s not even funny!!!!
so yeah I had to share bcs we often thirst over the same men and you obv gotta know about the new man I want to break my back😵‍💫🌱
ABeifkwoqosjdbfkdodienfkf OK FUCKKK I LOVE THIS FOR YOU!!! I wish i had some eye candy at work 😤 ufbdiwkxkx the way we would simp and drool together if we were coworkers tho 😭😭😭😭 HE SOUNDS LIKE A DREAMMANAJAJS
Anyways no i dont listen to her im so sorry (i listen to almost anything but im very into metal rn lol)
PLS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEEP ME UPDATED LOVE YOU 😘bdjdislsms
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neverknewgrey2016 · 6 years
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SFW ABC’S with Rocket
A = Affection (What are they like with affection, public and private?):
Rocket has expressed many times how she loves to be cuddled and held, so in both public and private I feel she would enjoy the affection. Do not expect her to initiate it though, you’ll have to do that. Also, in public, expect her to hide her face in your shirt or her hands. She won’t know what to do with herself due to the overwhelming amount of UwU’s she’d have.
B = Boast (How often do they boast/talk about you to other people?):
Rocket is “shy, shy, shy”, and wouldn’t know a good time to talk about you. She would want to, but wouldn’t out of fear she would talk too much.
C = Communication (Are they good a talking about how they feel and listening to how you feel?):
Rocket is an exceptionally good listener, she would want to know who or what was upsetting you. She honestly wouldn’t like you not being happy and there being nothing she can do about it. As for expressing herself, she is better at it online and through message than in person, so you would have to help her coax through her emotions without pushing her.
D = Dates (What are common dates and how regular are they):
Define date? Because gaming dates if you also play? Very often. But if you’re thinking going out, then when you both feel like it tbh. Rocket doesn’t have a posting schedule due to not wanting to not update on time. What I am meaning is she won’t want you to put in the extra effort for her to be especially introverted that day. of course she wouldn’t say anything tho. So she would probably prefer spur of the moment dates, this doesn’t mean you can’t plan them, but most dates would be out of nowhere. Also ice cream dates.
E = Effort (How much effort do they put into the relationship?):
A lot, she already spreads herself thin, but she would make sure to have time for you. She would include you in random things just to be with you. 
F = Flirting (How do they flirt and how do they react to being flirted with):
I said this before, and will probably say it again before this is over, Rocket is very shy. She would be too afraid to flirt with you and honestly probably wouldn’t know how to respond to your flirting. Although after y’all have been together for like ten years... she will still blush. BUT she might shoot you some finger guns
G = Gift (How often do they give you gifts?):
Every time she is around you is a gift. But honestly? I have no idea. She would probably be one of those people to see something, think of you, and get it.
H = Health (What do they do when you’re sick?):
Cries. Lol, no, she would try to help and do a good job of taking care of you. Would probably get sick too though.
I = Insecurity (How insecure are they in themselves and the relationship?):
Rocket, like most people, can be insecure. But can’t we all? She would be scared that she was annoying you but would put a lot of faith into the relationship.
J = Jealous (How often do they get jealous and how do they react?):
Jealous?? She doesn’t seem so jealous as she does pouty. She would need reassurance, but then apologizes for needing the reassurance. She is a baby, please coddle her.
K = Kiss (What are their favorite kisses and where do they kiss you the most?):
Okay, so Rocket is a tall bean, so your height depends on where her favorite places to be kissed and to kiss are. If you are taller than her, then kiss her head, idk why it’s what I believe is the thing to do, but it is. Honestly it;s probably because it’s the top of her, and it would make her feel short and cute even though she already is. For where she would like to kiss, idk, I imagine her kissing your chin often? If you are shorter than 5′10, then she would love to kiss your forehead, and for you to kiss like, her cheek. Seeing you reach up on your toes would kill her. If you’re the same height? I feel like shoulders? Like when you are hugging her from behind and you just place a peck on her shoulder through her clothes? Dead. On you she would like to kiss your nose probably.
L = Love (How often do they say they love you and how do they show it?):
As often as she could without her worrying she would annoy you. Not in front of people though. If you say it to her she will claim she doesn’t know you. She would show it through wanting to be around you. Rocket is social, but from what I understand, it does drain her to be constantly out and about with people. With you? She would constantly want your company, on days she is drained of social energy, she would want to sleep it off, and would recharge quicker in your arms. This being said, she can spend time without you, she has no problem with it, she just likes to be around you, and her voicing that would be her way of showing it. That and saying she will fight you.
M = Marriage (Do you get married? When?):
Rocket is legally an adult, but she is not ready to take that adult of a step. She is happy to be with you in the moment and wouldn’t want to worry herself over the future as she might allow her mind to wander to the worst possibility. So when/if you are both ready and have discussed it is what I would say. 
N = Naked (What’s their reaction to seeing you naked?):
S h y, and that’s all I am saying.
O = Occasion (What do they do on special occasions?):
She is a child, she would be hella excited, and y’all would go out to get celebratory ice cream or something, leave her alone, ice cream is good
P = Protective (How protective are they over you?):
Okay, she may be a baby sub, but anyone who knows Rocket or has interacted with her knows she will throw hands if you hurt her loved ones. Don’t test this tall cutie, she will end you.
Q = Quirk (What is a quirk they have?):
Legit hiding her face away from view when she is blushing.Oh and biting her lip
R = Relax (How do you two relax?):
Naps, cuddles, being in the same room as each other but not doing anything together (you read, she writes, she games, you watch, etc)
S = Sleep (What are their sleeping habits?):
Rocket? Sleep? That’s cute. She sleeps from 5am to 11am. On a good day. You’ll have to adapt to her sleeping schedule or y’all ain’t sleeping at the same time unless it’s a nap.
T = Temper (How often do they lose their temper with you?):
Not often, Rocket doesn’t like confrontation and would try to calm herself down first before addressing it 
U = Upset (What do they do when you’re upset and what do you do when they’re upset?):
She honestly probably cries in both of these situations. The emotions inside running amuck and she won’t know how else to release them and tears will just start flowing.
V = Vacation (Where would you go on vacation together?):
Literally anywhere with you, she’s a sap like that
X = X-ray (How do they react to you being injured?):
C R Y, then baby you for a change
Y = Yearn (How much to they pine when you’re not around?):
yes, but at the same time is like “We each have our own lives, so text me when you can. Love you!”
Z = ZZZ (What are they like to sleep with?):
On the off chance you can get her to bed at the same time as you? Bundled up next to you, clinging onto you. Or sprawled out. No in between
All in all, protecc and love this baby. She is full of UwU but won’t admit it. She’s a toll cutie 
@gamerwoo
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batfamtv · 3 years
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trese sfw and nsfw headcanons: crispin, basilio, maliksi, tapia, dominic (sexy aswang)
a/n: me after making this
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crispin
actually not that bad of a boyfriend, doesnt forget that he’s in a relationship with you and really makes an effort to show it
takes you on both luxurious and simple dates, depending on both of your moods
tries to cook for you, but either he only knows one (1) meal to cook or none at all
likes cuddling with you, he’s the big spoon of course
knows how to play the guitar?? actually sings to you sweet harana songs that makes you blush every time
“guy in charge of the bbq during parties” energy along with hank and tapia
likes watching movies with you, either at home or in theatres
likes holding your hands a lot, and loves giving kisses!
basilio
chaotic bf vibe
hogs the bed!! you go to sleep all cuddled up then the next morning he’s almost falling off the bed while you dont move from your side bc he keeps kicking you!
sometimes forgets about you tbh, the type to lose you at the mall
just gets so distracted with “important stuff i need to check out” but it’s just the new and cool toys and gadgets
he is the designated driver, so you get to ask him to drive you around everywhere (especially when doing errands)
asks for a ps4/ps5 for christmas
the type to hover over you when you’re in bed just to scare the absolute living shit out of you, pranks you a lot
puts up the christmas tree by september, drags you along to go carolling
but is a big softie, loves when you give him kisses and back rubs!
maliksi
looks like he could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll
so whipped for you, but also kinda scared
he is the type to join the twins’ shenanigans, but one glare from you and he stops messing around
“stands behind you all shy and tries to be small even though he’s Big” energy
definitely the type to spoil you and bring you on fancy trips
takes a lot of alcohol for him to get drunk, so he almost always is the designated driver
when you’re both stuck in traffic you would ask jokingly if he could just transform as a tikbalang to get through traffic--he seriously considers it
“i was joking babe--”
“i see your point though”
tapia
absolute malewife energy
very very cute, always brings you pasalubong/food whenever he comes home, maybe some snacks for you to eat after dinner
either makes you breakfast in the morning or you make breakfast for the both of you, he would just hug you from behind and thank you for it
a really domestic life with him, a family man!
goes grocery shopping with you
has many nieces and nephews, so family reunions are always a huge filipino fiesta
the type to babysit all of his nieces and nephews at the beach but oh my god there’s so many and DONT GO OUT TOO FAR pls
but it was rewarding, might bring up marriage and kids soon
ACAB except for Him
dominic
less trashy edward cullen vibes
probably drinks a lot, but doesnt get drunk
possessive!
the type to bring you to clubs to show you off, but will get angry at anyone who looks at you
really soft and protective towards you, even when you show him pictures of ugly aswangs on google and say “thats u”
doesn’t know how to cook, also the type to have ppl prepare his food for him
nibbles on your bottom lip whenever he kisses you!
tries to be gentlemanly by offering you his jacket but all it does is distract you with his body
and he knows it
nsfw under the cut
nsfw
crispin
let me just tell you, this guy FUCKS
not the kind of guy who likes being teased, so no unexpected nudes while he’s at work unless you want your back broken
the type to give punishments
pulls on your hair or grabs your chin to make you look at him
kinda likes it when you choke on his cock, likes feeling your throat
when he’s tired from work and frustrated, it’s face down ass up for you
gets drunk watching his cock disappear into your cunt and he tells you that
“god your pussy just sucks me in” “you miss me that much?”
starts cursing when he’s close, will wrap his arms around your waist and bring himself down to your back before whispering to you “im close” “im gonna cum soon baby”
kisses all over your back once he’s done! Cleans you up and helps you stand up (you’re straight up limping, cum running down your thighs)
and then he covers you both with the blanket and cuddles with you
basilio
A TEASE!
pussy drunk omg
groans into your cunt the moment he tastes you, and then he’s absolutely addicted to you
asks for quickies all the time, but not even quick sex but “please let me eat your pussy, i’ll make you cum quick i promise” “please i just wanna taste your cunt”
teases you by running his cock up and down your folds, making sure he’s all slicked up, pats your clit with the tip of his cock, laughing when you groan
“you’re so sensitive, are you gonna cum once i push my cock into your pussy?”
“no, basilio, i promise”
“you sure baby?”
every time he enters your pussy it feels like the first time, literally has to stop for a few seconds so that he wont cum so quickly
“fuuuuuck, i love this pussy so much”
gets so into it, his drool drops to your stomach
this guy likes to hit you with the mating press okay, he wants to see your fucked out face, eyes rolling to the back of your head, your mouth open with your tongue lolling out
likes to see what he does to you
subconsciously is thinking about fucking his kids into you
groans and kisses your neck when he cums, and there’s always so much of it that it flows out of your cunt even when he cums deep inside you
maliksi
Big Dick Energy, why else doesn’t he wear anything when shifting to tikbalang form
his third leg needs to breathe apparently
kinda scared at first bc his cock is big, and maybe Too big for you, scared he’s gonna rip you in half
gives soft kisses and lots of foreplay
eats pussy like he was in the hunger games for 3 months
likes you on top on him, so that you can control the pace and can easily get off him if you get hurt
tucks your hair behind your ears before pulling you down for a kiss
he is so mfing big, he can see the outline of his cock through your tummy
“you’re so big, maliksi...fuck”
you move slowly, but he can see how much you like it
presses down on your tummy bulge and feels the head of his cock, you both groan at the feeling
“am i deep in your pussy, baby?” “is this me right here?”
you nod frantically, “i can feel you in my tummy…”
you would have to beg him to go faster
in which he will plant his bed on the bed, wrap his arms around and jackhammer up into you
the only thing coming out of your mouth is his name and your “please” and curses
kisses you and whispers against your mouth, “im gonna cum baby, where do you want it?”
“inside please”
he moves to kiss your temple before reaching for your clit, making sure you come just seconds before he explodes into your tight cunt
you'd have to slowly entice him into fucking you in his tikbalang form
tapia
body worship
loud in bed?? maybe not super loud, but whimpers and groans
the first time you sucked his cock, he was already so close to busting a nut
likes you on top, likes seeing your tits bounce up and down
subby? Would like to be tied down
has a mommy kink??????
literally will beg for you to let him cum
“please please please let me cum… i’ve been good…” “please let me cum in your pussy mommy”
groans long and hard once he cums, holds your hips down against his because he gets so sensitive
literally baby making sex
dominic
another BDE and he knows it
might fuck you against the wall when you guys couldn’t make it to bed
also likes it missionary, your legs all the way up on his shoulders
“you’re so fucking pretty...you’re all mine right?” "say it baby"
possessive!dominic ayo
wants you naked while he’s fully dressed
just pulls his cock out of his pants and gets you to suck on it
slaps his cock against your face, likes it when your face is all wet with your drool and his precum
likes to see your pussy in full view, spreading your legs wide and smirking at you while you try your hardest to cover your blushing face
“why are you hiding, hmm? dont you wanna see how your tight cunt swallows my cock, baby?”
makes you cum by hitting your gspot and rubbing your clit at the same time
might bite your neck when he cums
you might have passed out atleast 4 times throughout the night because this man can and will go for multiple rounds
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sunootonin · 2 years
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zara can you do this moot game pls ?
- the ‘precious’ ones
- the ‘really pure & sweet’ ones
- the ‘insightful’ ones
- the ‘too funny’ ones
- the ‘always make my day’ ones
- the ‘very supportive’ ones
or u could try sorting ur moots in2 hogwarts houses if u would like !? or mayb assign songs based on vibes !
- the ‘precious’ ones @jihyoscrown 🥺
- the 'really pure and sweet' ones @acciomylove fr why she so sweet
- the 'insightful' ones @juniblvssom @just-some-random-blogger literal sweethearts fr
-the 'too funny' ones tbh everyone on this app is so funny. but @lunaflvms lawd i go to her profile just to have a good laugh.
-the 'always make my day' ones @moaengenesworld @caratinylyfe @angelchans their asks and love always makes my day 💕
- the 'very supportive' ones @dosiedior @moonsclover @annoyingbitch83 they're like some of my earliest moots @moatrashhh too
aight ill sort my moots , songs are below each tag for the moot!
@jihyoscrown hufflepuff no questions asked no comment
@acciomylove again no comment she's an angel
@lunaflvms help maybe ravenclaw i can just picture it luna u just radiate crack energy ok I feel like I'd I ask u to sit and do a ritual with me for blackpink to have a comeback u will so this is ur song
@seungstarss SHE IS A SLYTHERIN. BRUTAL. WE WOULD PROBABLY BE ENEMIES. LIKE GRYFINDOR SLYTHERIN RIVALS. GAWD. MAAM. WHAT IS UP WITH U AND THE WAY U MAKE US SUFFER. but honestly i live for the angst tho
@juniblvssom probably a slytherin too maybe uts thr seulgi theme but slytherin vibes DONT ASK ME WHY I GAVE YOU RED LIGHTS
@dosiedior ur cute and sassy imma put u in slytherin ur like rhe looks like a cinnamon roll could kill person
IM SORRY IF I DIDNR INCLUDE A MOOT AND SORRY FOR PUTTING THIS QSK OFF FOR WEEKS ANON DJSBSNS
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glimbowofbrightmoon · 3 years
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For the fandom ask game, how about... She-Ra! 😘
helloo friend! thank you for my first ever ask!
the first character i ever fell in love with: probably Glimmer!
a character that i used to love/like, but now dont: I don’t think there’s any character I used to like and don’t anymore, but I liked Entrapta more when I was watching it than I do now
a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: there isn’t any
my ultimate favorite character™: Glimmer <3
prettiest character: Sea Hawk, very closely followed by Bow
my most hated character: Horde Prime and maybe Shadow Weaver??(tho she’s a fascinating character)
my OTP: Glimbow and Seamista
my NOTP: pls no one kill me Entrapdak
favorite episode: can’t pick just one, so a few: The Sea Gate, Roll With It, Reunion, Remember, Mer-Mysteries, Boys’ Night Out and all of season 5
saddest death: rip our favourite milf Queen Angella
favorite season: probably S2 and S5? but it changes
least favorite season: i love season 3 but it’s season 3
character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: I don’t hate either of them, but I don’t get the hype around DT and Hordak
my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: Swift Wind lol
my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Angella, she didn’t deserve to go down like that
my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: I don’t think any of these things about it but i know you dont like it so: Seabowmista lmao
my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Scorfuma 
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damonsexywifey · 3 years
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helo today i am going to be talking about daddy papi sexy icon Damon Salvatore. I know im fucking obsessed but this man makes my ovaries explode so i need some way to let it all out so here i go
first things first his mf looks
his eyes omfg his eyes he could stare at me and i would melt his bright blue eyes i already am quite a fan of pretty eyes but his eyes ive been obsessed for a very long time like wtf his eyes are so seductive and for what why do you do this to me huh damon why oh why HIS eyes omg when he looks at elena is with such care and love, id PAY for him to look at me like that HE COULD STOMP ON ME AND ID SAY SORRY AND THANK YOU ok now his little smirk oml when he did something bad he'd do his little smirk and i know it'd be very sociopathic of me to actually enjoy that but why the fuck did i get turned on by that why is he such a sex icon big dick energy is radiating I COULD LITERALLY BE WATCHING A SCENE OF HIM AND ELENA FLIRTING CASUALLY AND I'D BE SWEATING THAT WOULD FILL A WHOLE OCEAN I'D NEED TO PAUSE AND TAKE A BREATHER BECAUSE THAT MAN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME.
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OMG THESE SCENES WERE SO EXCITING FOR ME, ID PAUSE AND JUST ADMIRE THE ELEGANT BODY OF THIS SUCH MAN AND THERE WERE SO MANY BATHROOM SHOTS OF THIS MAN HAVING A SHOWER LIKE I DONT BLAME THE DIRECTOR REPEATING THIS SHOT
WHY YOU SAY?? I MEAN LOOK AT HIM ITS NOT FAIR CAN I BE ELENA
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SCREAMS SCREAMS UMM DONT BE SHY UNBUTTON MORE
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OK NOW IVE DONE A LOOKS ASSESSMENT. IT IS OFF TO DO A PERSONALITY ANALYSIS BECAUSE HE COULDVE BEEN REALLY HOT AND HAD A DEAD PERSONALITY like matt (sorry matt ps i still love you) but no damon has not let me down with his personality so lemme talk about that
the fucking humour:
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OK THIS IS JUST mf fragments to his smart ass humour but omg this guy is carrying the show with its humour, i find humour extremely attractive so him just being a little devilish sociopathic smart ass bastard boy is all i ask for and it was received, stefan is great lemme tell u that but one of the reasons its damon>stefan for me its maybe because i prefer playful characters who can quit the intensity and actually have fun so yea personal preferences come into this
Emotional:
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my boy is very emotional, hes a vampire yada yada but he hasnt flicked the switch off of his humanity hes still a ball of fluff who tries to cover it up with spikes so he seems tough but some sad scenes you can see right through him like some above. The first one is him letting things pile up over and over again and its killing him in the inside hes such a cinnamon roll and all he needs is a hug and someone to tell him hes gonna be alright...can i plz volunteer to do that ✋
the second one was a scene that made go waaaaaaa and tear up because that was the scene when he was opening up about how he wants and loves elena but shes not hers, shes stefans around then. The fact hes showed as some type of dickhead but he could be rlly douchy and literally just steal her away from stefan but he doesnt because shes "brothers girl" aaa hes caring and it hurts how much he does and his sad scenes hurt, hes not bad hes just very broken inside.
Unapologetically Honest
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one of the reasons i love about him is that hes just so mf honest which is ironic because around s2 its just elena calling him a liar anyways hes honest with a lack of apology which i feel like would be extremely necessary when theres a flock of bad guys always at your doorstep, sugar covered words aren't needed tbh thats where his honesty comes in
hes aware of himself and knows that he can be dickhead some way or another so its funny when hes aware kinda gives definition to his character being a self proclaimed dickhead
i stan alarics and damons friendship theres so mf honest with eachother, alaric could be getting emotional about his relationships and this man could just go "but they're dead.. *sips tea* " hes so unbothered theres something attractive about it
Romantic:
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umm so i kinda forgot the post only allows 10 pics so you lot are lucky enough that u get a video
anyways im extremely attracted to intense romance rather than cutesy lovey dovey, this guy ticks the box for intense hes so mf sexy with like one touch can u explain this science to me BECAUSE THIS GUY SCREAMS SEX WTF AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW ELENA CONTROLS HER SEXUAL DESIRES BECAUSE BITCH U SURE DO KNOW I'D DO ANYTHING THIS BASTARD WOULD TELL ME TO DO ANYWAYS THERE WAS THIS SCENE WHERE ELENA WAS WORKING OUT AND THIS GUY WAS TOUCHING HER RIBCAGE OR SOMETHING AND THE HEAVY BREATHING I'D PROBABLY FAINT IN HIS ARMS BUT THIS WOMAN HELD IT TOGETHER CAN HE PLZ TAKE ME ADOPT ME ILL LIVE IN UR HOME I'LL LIVE IN THE TINIEST PLACE IN UR HOUSE I DONT MIND ME I JUST NEED TO BE GRACED BY UR LOOKS the intensity is legit like fire to the skin, i blush and scream for elena im a literal pterodactyl screeching when he comes on screen with him naked and one towel covering his big dick i would write the director a mf big ass letter to persuade him to let damon walk in with no towel pls i beg cmon u can do it i know u want too
anyways overall damon salvatore is my husband papi daddy and i do admit i simp for him and hes hit me like a wrecking ball im on s3 for vampire diaries ill keep u lot updated if anything happens in my shift of simp but for now im kind of addicted to this bootylicious babe actually now i think about it what if i actually ever meet him or something id probably weep and faint yes that'd happen ill probably just stare and i dont blame him if he kicks me out for being a creep anyways uh this was my essay hope u lot enjoy because i sure as heck enjoyed screaming my burning passionate love for Damon Salvatore if someone was selling a damon salvatore in store id be the first one to purchase and i feel like i speak for the nation of damon simps ily babes because i totally understand this lust you have for him
anywho bye bye xoxoxo
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1-800-i-ship-it · 4 years
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khun modern bf headcanons?
Hmm oof i am probably not the best person to be asking this cause I dont write fics or anything but I’ll do my best
So i realized that i just wrote plot stuff but im posting anyway cause i spent way too long on this ahaha 
apologies in advance for typos that I'm too lazy to go through and correct
Enjoy the headcanons that i wrote later + plots that i originally wrote and went on a long tangent on oops
Headcanons:
Khun would be that subtle overprotective boyfriend 
He’d just kinda silently watch from afar but he’d totally kill anybody who hurt bam in any way, shape, or form
But he’d like be SUPER sweet with bam like
Pet names yall PET NAMES like khun and bam would prob both mutually melt when they call each other pet names
Khun would always help bam with hw and whatnot, let’s pretend bam’s a physics genius cause thats just how i imagine him in modern life, always has trouble with law class (he’s  taking it just for khun so he can understand what khun’s talking about) so khun helps him
Khun would be a super smooth talker, can woo a n y b o d y, exceptional at speeches, captain of speech and debate team
Khun would never admit he’s jealous but like the whole gang would know (except for bam who’s clueless as usual) 
Like bam is friendly with everybody so khun’d just be like ugh screw yall 
But then bam always confides in him and spends a crapload amt of time with him so he knows he’s just doubting himself and he’s mad at himself about it cause he knows bam is loyal to a fault and would never betray him
When bam gets older bam uses this against him hehe
Khun would also be that bf that everyones jealous of 
Everyone would want to be with khun but he only has eyes for bam
Ignores everybody else who hits on him
Side note i still stan top!bam and bottom!khun 
Khun would also be super thoughtful and goes out of his way to help make bam’s life easier whether its doing chores or smth etc, and each time bam smiles at him and expresses his gratitude khun’s heart would melt for the 1000th time
But like secretly khun really likes confident and sexy bam
They’d probably roleplay ngl (let ur imagination wonder~)
Khun would enjoy just spending time with bam :’) just cuddling and doing mundane things, they’d be super adorable together, hugs and kisses and ah just too cute-
Khun secretly likes bdsm and bam knows this 😏they switch roles from time to time, i cant decide who’s sub/dom
Khun would plan a super elaborate proposal to bam but then somehow bam would catch him off guard and then khun would just blurt it out when they’re together <3
Khun’d always be up early to cook for bam, they both morning ppl tho khun’s always sleep deprived bc hes also a night owl 
Khun is shy with pda in public but eventually he and bam decide they dont care anymore and just hold hands and act all lovey dovey to the point where shibisu cant decide if he’s a proud dad or if he wants to throw up, rak is always proud of his turtles, endorsi and hatz literally want to throw up all the time and would die before admitting that they secretly approve of khunbam
Khun is all around a model bf that i am sure half the fandom would be willing to date but im sorry guys khun’s taken cause he’s only got eyes for bam~
Plot things/idk what they’re called:
CEO!khun and intern!bam
Assassin!khun and assassin!bam who eventually get together and destroy the corrupt system
Gdi i thought of so many while having dinner but i forgot
Hmmmm
Imagine bam as jue viole grace like forced to work in a gang or smth and then khun as the gang boss 
I totally dont have a thing for badass assassin themed things pls dont judge me
Teacher!khun and student!bam (ofc it’d be near graduation if u get my drift...😏)
Idk why i thought of this but imagine idol khun o.o wait YO idol khun + assistant bam
Tutor!khun and student!bam 
I feel like im literally just saying the same ideas
Theres a reason why im not a fic writer :’)
High school sweethearts -> angst bc parents dont approve, sad forced breakup, no contact -> get back together when older after a time-lapse when they’re more mature, heated reunion 
Best friends bam and khun since preschool, since they were in the womb, PINING, both of them scared to admit it cause they dont want to ruin their friendship, meanwhile the entire gang is betting on them getting together (aka mainly rak and shibisu betting, hatz, endorsi, anaak, (insert s2 and s3 gang dont wanna spoil) everybody etc)
Uni students with khun as a law major and bam as a cs major (both geniuses, nerd bam), roommates *insert smirk* lots of pining, blushes from them casually changing in front of each other...the rest is up to ur imagination
Khun and bam as rival sports teams coaches 
Age gap!khunbam (not a lot, somewhere between 5-8 yrs), with bam as the younger one who kept saying that he loves khun but khun just laughs it off bc bams a kid but then khun sees bam after he comes back from college and bam gets a massive glowup from clueless cinnamon roll to clueless cinnamon roll hottie who only has the hots for khun (still) and then khuns all like “fuck” *dies inside*
Single dad khun, bam as a daycare employee who keeps getting flustered by khun, khun takes interest in bam bc he doesn’t ask nosy questions like other ppl, and bam has these mesmerizing golden eyes
Tailor/dry cleaner owner!bam and office worker!khun who constantly needs his clothes to be altered so they fit exactly how he wants them to (this eventually results in awkward moments and blushing), and also dry cleans like his countless number of suits and dress shirts and whatnot
Author!khun and publishing assistant!bam (is it even called publishing assistant honestly i have no idea but u get what i mean right), khun never signs books but bam convinces him to 
Poet!khun and uni student!bam as a literature major who’s a big fan and wanted to meet khun at one of his signings but is too shy even though shibisu drags him there, accidentally bumps into khun in the bathroom, is all flustered, ends up talking to khun for super long, khun loves bam’s enthusiasm for the subject, offers to give feedback on bam’s poems, bam is literally about to combust, they have lots of meetings and khun flirts with bam who’s clueless but blushes a lot anyway, they kiss *ahem* the rest is history
Spy!khun and bam, khun realizing he doesn’t want to hurt bam, sends fake info back to his country (ruled by eduan and jahad), eduan finds out (sent khun out in the first place bc khun was a threat to him cause the ppl liked khun better), sends out an assassin to get khun, who knows this and escapes with bam somewhere, some complicated plot taht idk how to figure out but you get the drift, eventually khun rules the country with bam
Real estate agent khun and contractor bam, eventually start their own business together
Khun as student pres, also known as the ice king bc he’s turned down dating everyone who asked, bam as the transfer student who catches his attention  (bam with more of a jue viole grace complex), the silent physics genius who is also on par with khun when debating in speech and debate club 
Khun and bam as besties, always do their hw together and hang out after class (cause bam always needs help haha), something leads to them fake dating, eventually real dating 😏
Khun and bam as besties, always do their hw together and hang out after class (cause bam always needs help haha), someone (rachel, DO NOT KILL ME I HAVE A REASON) asks bam out and he doesn't know how to say no (the rest of the gang egging him to date cause they know khuns gonna be jelly) khun goes and sulks, eventually bam gets hurt and manipulated by her, khun is pissed off, rachel is reported for abuse, khun and the gang fight for bam, khun is there for bam all the time, after a while bam asks khun out of the blue if khun likes him (shibisu let it slip that khun is gay bc god knows bam is oblivious af), khun is shocked but says yes bc he cant hide it anymore, bam says he always loved khun but thought khun was straight (bc of some dumb rumor someone said) which was why he ignored his feelings and agreed to date rachel bc he just wanted to distract himself, lots of cuddling thereafter, they get together, rak wins the bet for when khunbam will get together, khunbam gets married
oh man that became way longer than i expected...anon i hope u enjoyed that? half of it prob made 0 sense ngl and idek if i answered the q properly?
kudos to you if you actually read like all my rambling :’)
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geneclarksboobs · 4 years
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looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll😳😳v cause mmmbeters axe be sharp pls dont hurt me mmmmbeter
mmmbeter wont hurt you
For now.
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midnighter!! because ur the only other person ik who likes him ^___^ also ignore my url pls
1: sexuality headcanon: hes already gay so
2: otp: midpollo!!! canon dads!!!!
3: brotp: ngl but dick & m being frenemies is so funny to me like m is just there being annoying af and dick is on his last shred of patience that he never knew he had left and no matter how much he lashes out on m, it's like water sliding off a duck's back bc m is absolutely unbothered by it. its whatever. hes been through far worse than someone lashing out on him so hes just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
4: notp: dick/m is the major one I can think of rn so I'm going w that.
5: first headcanon that pops into my head: he dresses like rob halford from judas priest bc hes a big fan of the band and the man himself fnbdkgnn
6: favorite line from this character: "Just understand. I have a home--down there, with people who see me as a person, not a means to an end. And if you ever question them again...I'll kill you myself."
7: one way in which I relate to this character: I... actually don't relate to him as much as I do w apollo I just realized that,,,, anyway we're both gay & goth that's literally as far as it goes /sobs
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: this is gonna be weird but as funny and dramatic as it is,,, it really makes me feel embarrassed when he monologues about how he already fought this battle a billion times from a billion angles like ok!!! we get it it's your brand!!!! but please just,, dont monologue again hfksnmfms
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? hes never done anything wrong in his life I know this and I love him but hes most definitely not a cinnamon roll ngldmmgm
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For the fandom ask : Game of thrones/Asoiaf
HI ANON. Thank you for this!!
The first character i ever fell in love with: Bran. HE WAS THIS SWEET KID RUNNING AROUND AND CLIMBING EVERYWHERE HE COULD AND HE WAS SO HAPPY.
A character that i used to love/like, but now do not: Also bran. Which breaks my heart because it isnt his fault!! BRING BACK MY BOY…. Also, after the last episode jaime lannister. WHY?!
A ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: I GUESS BRIANNE AND JAIME?!
My ultimate favorite character™: DONT. DONT DO THAT TO ME.I can give you a top 9 okay? In no particular order: DAVOS, Tyrion, Sansa, Rickon, Osha, Pod, Dany, Brianne OLENNA.
Prettiest character: margaery/Pod are you kidding me?
My most hated character: Cercei, Ramsey.
My OTP: IT USED TO BE BRIANNE/JAIME and  grey worm/missandei BUT WHATEVER.
My NOTP: Cercei/Jaime. Pls. stop that.
Favorite episode: Every episode with a battle is going to be my favorite(But this does not include seasons 7/8)
Saddest death: For me? Rickon/Hodor… And Jojen just ebcuase IM IN LOVE WITH THOMAS SANGSTER AND THEY NEED TO STOP KILLING HIS CHARACTERS (Also I would have loved to see Jon and Robb fighting together, but oh well)
Favorite season: I dont think I have one! I would say the first 4 were my favs. I still really enjoy season 5 and Im so happy that season six gave my girl Sansa a deserved character development,  and the Battle of Bastards was the last battle of the whole show… but yeah, after Tyrion left king’s landing the show changed for me.
Least favorite season: Come on, is that even a question…8.
Character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate:Im not in the fandom thank god!! I just watch the show. I dont know whats going on in the fandom. Sorry…. But I hate Cercei if that helps.
My ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: everyone???? hahahha Jaime before the last episode, The dog, Littlefinger, Theon, Ellaria, OLENNA (She is not trash but she is shady af and I love her. Best character ever.)  
My ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Everyone?? hahah All the Staks, especially Sansa, Rickon and Bran. Basically everysingle child that died in the show. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY:Lady, Grey Wild, Summer, Shaggydog, Rhaegal and Viserion. MY WOLFS AND DRAGONS DESERVED BETTER.
My ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship:I dont ship anyone in got becuase I care way more for the plot… but I wouldnt mind if Sansa and Tyrion end up together. It would be weird because of teh age difference but.. yeah
My ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Me with every ship in got hahha
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polar-stars · 5 years
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Oh would you look at that
I did these before going back to writing
Includes OCs of @yourmoontothenightsky and @polar-star-dorks
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Mona runs away from the Cornucopia.
Kei runs away from the Cornucopia.
Koji runs away from the Cornucopia.
Manami runs away from the Cornucopia.
Keiko runs away from the Cornucopia.
Killian runs away from the Cornucopia.
Hiroshi runs away from the Cornucopia.
Riku runs away from the Cornucopia.
Lola finds a bag full of explosives.
Daisuke takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Sayaka grabs a jar of fishing bait while Kaori gets fishing gear.
Toshio runs away from the Cornucopia.
Shigeo runs away from the Cornucopia.
Tamaki runs away from the Cornucopia.
Mika runs away from the Cornucopia.
Hiraku stabs Kimiko with a tree branch. [2 SECONDS IN AND YOU ALREADY MURDERED YOUR LITTLE SISTER??! WITH A TREE BRANCH?!]
Himari rips a mace out of Daiki's hands.
Kazuo K. breaks Takayuki's nose for a basket of bread. [Omg. Everything is so unchill]
Takashi runs away from the Cornucopia.
Ichiro overpowers Yoko, killing her. [Omg. Of course. 3 seonds in and Ichiro is already being the worst]
Rutna bashes Chieko's head against a rock several times. [AHH NO MY BBY CHIEKO!]
Ayano attacks Hiro, but Sachi protects him, killing Ayano. [Welp. Why did you had to attack him Ayano?? I‘m still sorry tho, poor bby]
Hibiki, Ran, and Akio work together to get as many supplies as possible. [A GOOD TEAM]
Tori runs away from the Cornucopia.
Kiyoko grabs a sword. [Daddy‘s little girl once again]
Masashi takes a handful of throwing knives. [omg. pls no]
Kazuo M. runs away from the Cornucopia.
Nana runs away from the Cornucopia.
Hikaru runs away from the Cornucopia.
Suzume runs away from the Cornucopia.
Takara runs into the cornucopia and hides.
Hideyoshi runs into the cornucopia and hides.
Noboru kills Michiko with a sickle. [MICHIKO NO!!]
Tsubaki runs away from the Cornucopia.
Soren runs away from the Cornucopia.
Moe takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Yasu grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
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Tori sprains her ankle while running away from Kaori. [uh okay then]
Nana practices her archery.
Moe and Takara split up to search for resources.
Takayuki tries to spear fish with a trident.
Manami and Daisuke hunt for other tributes. [I would usually say: „N‘aw cinnamon rolls“, but it‘s the Hunger Games so Manami better be careful]
Noboru tries to spear fish with a trident.
Hiraku and Masashi split up to search for resources. [Masashi you hate Hiraku tho??]
Mona begs for Lola to kill her. She refuses, keeping Mona alive. [Good, don‘t murder your sis Lola. DoNT Be A HIraKU]
Hiroshi goes hunting.
Hiro discovers a river.
Ran collects fruit from a tree. [Ah those things are back]
Sachi injures herself.
Riku practices his archery.
Kazuo K. and Shigeo hunt for other tributes. [Kazu, no!]
Killian runs away from Koji.
Suzume is unable to convince Hibiki to not kill her. [Well! That was pretty cruel Hibiki. My poor Suzu :(]
Tsubaki picks flowers. [Aw how cute]
Keiko discovers a cave.
Yasu defeats Himari in a fight, but spares her life. [Thank god]
Soren and Hikaru hunt for other tributes.
Mika begs for Akio to kill her. He refuses, keeping Mika alive.
Hideyoshi injures himself.
Rutna hunts for other tributes.
Tamaki and Kazuo M. hunt for other tributes. [This could be interesting]
Ichiro searches for firewood.
Toshio kills Daiki with a sickle. [OH NO DAIKI]
Kiyoko attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Kei, killing them both. [Omg, srsly?]
Sayaka camouflauges herself in the bushes.
Takashi tries to spear fish with a trident.
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Manami sets up camp for the night.
Kazuo K. tends to his wounds.
Hikaru tries to treat his infection.
Ichiro, Takara, Lola, and Hideyoshi tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood. [Such a weird group]
Rutna sets up camp for the night.
Sachi, Hiroshi, and Masashi get into a fight. Hiroshi triumphantly kills them both. [oKAY then Hiroshi O.O Poor Sachi tho]
Sayaka loses sight of where she is.
Hiraku convinces Shigeo to snuggle with him. [??? You two also don‘t like each other?? Stop eating fruit??]
Killian and Daisuke huddle for warmth. [Killian, don‘t trust the demon child]
Noboru screams for help. [I can see that happening]
Tsubaki starts a fire.
Hiro receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. [Well it‘s not an Eizan]
Hibiki, Tori, and Koji discuss the games and what might happen in the morning. [Hibiki and Tori together?? Yes!]
Tamaki convinces Moe to not kill him, only to kill her instead. [OMG. MOE MY PRECIOUS]
Mona repeatedly stabs Toshio to death with sais. [Can you all maybe chill??!]
Soren destroys Ran's supplies while she is asleep. [Why would you do that??]
Akio convinces Yasu to snuggle with him.
Himari and Riku sleep in shifts. [Aww siblings]
Takashi tends to Kaori's wounds.
Nana questions her sanity. [Same]
Keiko loses sight of where she is. [Oh no, honey I hope you got your glasses]
Takayuki cries himself to sleep. [Well, who can blame him, his sis was brutally murdered]
Mika cooks her food before putting her fire out.
Kazuo M. cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide. [AAAH Poor child]
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Hiroshi chases Kaori. [Uh okay]
Soren runs away from Ichiro.  [Wise decision]
Hiraku constructs a shack.
Manami steals from Yasu while he isn't looking. [omg Manami!]
Takara constructs a shack.
Rutna receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. [Not an Eizan again]
Ran sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Nana falls into a pit and dies. [Aaaah no!!]
Daisuke constructs a shack.
Sayaka receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Killian, Himari, Keiko, and Lola hunt for other tributes.
Akio injures himself.
Riku, Tsubaki, and Shigeo hunt for other tributes. [Stop teaming up with the Eizans for heaven‘s sake]
Tamaki overhears Takashi and Mona talking in the distance.
Noboru is pricked by thorns while picking berries. [Noboru still has it rough]
Koji begs for Hiro to kill him. He refuses, keeping Koji alive. [No Koji we need you pure soul]
Hikaru sprains his ankle while running away from Takayuki.
Mika thinks about home.
Hideyoshi silently snaps Tori's neck. [DuDE]
Hibiki spears Kazuo K. in the abdomen. [omg. Hibiki is on a killing spree]
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Hibiki receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Ichiro receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Tamaki, Takayuki, Rutna, and Sayaka tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood. [Omg. They didn‘t invite Killian.]
Takara goes to sleep.
Noboru goes to sleep.
Kaori receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. [Yay!]
Ran kills Mona with her own weapon. [OMG! Ran! WHY!]
Keiko goes to sleep.
Himari loses sight of where she is. [Did you lost your glasses]
Koji and Soren huddle for warmth. [Koji needs all the support honestly]
Takashi thinks about home.
Tsubaki and Shigeo tell stories about themselves to each other. [Tsubaki. Pls. Keep away from him.]
Mika cooks her food before putting her fire out. [A true chef]
Akio starts a fire.
Lola questions her sanity. [SAME]
Manami severely injures Riku, but puts him out of his misery. [Manami??!]
Daisuke, Hiraku, and Yasu sleep in shifts.
Hiro tends to Killian's wounds.
Hideyoshi looks at the night sky.
Hiroshi convinces Hikaru to not kill him, only to kill him instead. [OMG! Hiroshi stop being so cruel??! Poor Hikaru!!]
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Rutna silently snaps Hiraku's neck. [Okay then]
Hideyoshi begs for Takara to kill him. She refuses, keeping Hideyoshi alive. [Thank you Takara, true MVP]
Manami makes a slingshot.
Daisuke questions his sanity. [Please don‘t tell me the demon is taking over again]
Yasu discovers a river.
Himari, Koji, Lola, Shigeo, and Killian hunt for other tributes. [Sigh.]
Keiko injures herself.
Tamaki falls into a frozen lake and drowns. [Tamaki love you but why?]
Ran sprains her ankle while running away from Sayaka. [But you‘re technically sibs?]
Kaori receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Takashi injures himself.
Noboru is pricked by thorns while picking berries. [DUDE! Maybe you should stop picking berries you dumb]
Hiro sprains his ankle while running away from Ichiro. [People keep running away from Ichiro]
Soren searches for a water source.
Akio, Hibiki, and Mika track down and kill Hiroshi. [MIKA! WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY HIM LIKE THIS? Also of course Hibiki is part of the team]
Takayuki makes a wooden spear.
Tsubaki receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
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Himari loses sight of where she is. [Again?? She defiantly lost her glasses]
Soren, Killian, and Ran get into a fight. Soren triumphantly kills them both. [Omg Soren chill]
Manami, Sayaka, Noboru, and Daisuke sleep in shifts.
Takara thinks about winning. [Not surprised]
Koji tries to sing himself to sleep. [Oh god somebody help him]
Kaori, Akio, and Takayuki discuss the games and what might happen in the morning. [Sibs together!! + Takayuki]
Yasu looks at the night sky.
Tsubaki screams for help.
Lola forces Hideyoshi to kill Takashi or Mika. He refuses to kill, so Lola kills him instead. [Omg. Lola.]
Rutna loses sight of where she is.
Shigeo, Ichiro, and Keiko discuss the games and what might happen in the morning. [Since Himari lost her glasses and Killian died, these three are now the „League of remaining bespectacled tributes“...Other than that. Everything. About this. Worries me. Keiko pls be careful.]
Hibiki tends to Hiro's wounds. [A medic]
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Keiko tries to sleep through the entire day. [1]
Koji fishes.
Hiro receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Daisuke tries to sleep through the entire day. [2]
Ichiro tries to sleep through the entire day. [3, everyone is just tired I guess]
Hibiki tends to Himari's wounds. [A MEDIC]
Mika practices her archery.
Kaori and Takayuki split up to search for resources. [Huh, I guess they‘re friends now]
Noboru, Takara, Yasu, and Lola raid Tsubaki's camp while she is hunting. [POOR TUBAKI]
Shigeo injures himself.
Rutna, Takashi, and Akio hunt for other tributes.
Soren and Sayaka work together for the day.
Manami tries to spear fish with a trident.
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Takayuki is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth. [Takayuki is truly suffering]
Lola, Hibiki, Manami, and Himari form a suicide pact, killing themselves. [AAAH NO]
Soren dies of dysentery. [NO SOREN]
Hiro attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful. [All these people who don‘t know how to fire]
Rutna, Tsubaki, and Kaori sleep in shifts.
Shigeo defeats Sayaka in a fight, but spares her life. [OH HOW NOBLE OF YOU!]
Yasu, Noboru, and Mika cheerfully sing songs together. [Hard to imagine]
Daisuke bashes Takashi's head in with a mace. [Demon Child is back]
Akio and Takara huddle for warmth. [O...Okay]
Ichiro is awoken by nightmares. [Yeah, Yeah]
Keiko receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Koji is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth. [Okay really now, what‘s with you all and not knowing how to fire. #SomeoneSave HimTho]
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Daisuke receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Akio stalks Koji. [Akio leave the pure child alone!]
Sayaka receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Yasu receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Hiro camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Noboru questions his sanity. [Same]
Takayuki receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Shigeo falls into a frozen lake and drowns. [You Moron]
Tsubaki runs away from Kaori.
Keiko, Takara, Rutna, and Ichiro track down and kill Mika. [Stop working with Ichiro?? And Takara! That was practically your sis!]
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A swarm of tracker jackers invades the arena. [UGH]
Hiro survives.
Koji slowly dies from the tracker jacker toxins. [NO NOT THE PURE ONE]
Ichiro and Rutna run out of places to run and are stung to death. [Did I mention I can‘t stand arena events. Who even thinks them up?]
While running away from the tracker jackers, Takara grabs Akio and throws him to the ground. [OMG! Takara! I should have seen the warnings when you thought about winning]
Noboru survives.
Yasu and Tsubaki run out of places to run and are stung to death. [Ah no!]
Takayuki survives.
Keiko knocks Kaori unconscious and leaves her there as bait. [Keiko. You seriously hung out too much with the „League of remaining bespectacled tributes“, did one of the Eizans posses you now??]
While running away from the tracker jackers, Daisuke grabs Sayaka and throws her to the ground. [You Demon!]
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Keiko and Daisuke tell stories about themselves to each other. [Yay I guess?? Two posessed souls bonding! One possessed by a demon the other possibly possessed by some asshole]
Hiro stays awake all night.
Noboru convinces Takayuki to snuggle with him. [They‘re both so broken]
Takara screams for help. [Can‘t blame her]
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Takayuki and Daisuke work together for the day.
Takara constructs a shack.
Keiko kills Noboru with his own weapon. [Keiko? Defiantly possessed. Pls chill.]
Hiro makes a wooden spear.
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Keiko attacks Daisuke, but Takayuki protects him, killing Keiko. [OMG Takayuki seriously made friends with the demon child! And now one possessed one is out of the game.]
Hiro is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Takara receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
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Takara severely injures Daisuke and leaves him to die. [And there goes the other possessed one]
Hiro stalks Takayuki. [Why tho?]
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Hiro decapitates Takara with a sword. [D UDE]
Takayuki unknowingly eats toxic berries. [YOU MORON]
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The winner is Hiro from District 2!
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izzyhcnds · 5 years
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the 100 for the fandom ask game :))
Thank you babe! :) I wrote waaaaaaay too much so if anyone wants to talk more about something I said then pls, message me! I know some of these things arent popular opinions, so I’d love to hear other opinions if anyone thinks I’m wrong!
the first character i ever fell in love with: Clarke! a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: Wick! I thought his character was pretty stellar and then the actor was such a douche that whenever i rewatch it i just feel blech. a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not:  i dont think i have any? I like most t100 ships. I guess wick x raven but just because of what I mentioned. my ultimate favorite character™: Clarke. I adore her so much. prettiest character: This question is too hard. Clarke, Lexa, Raven, Bellamy, John, and Lincoln are all too hot and I refuse to pick. my most hated character: Ontari.my OTP: Originally I would have said Bellarke. Recently though, I’ve been thinking about it and I realised that I would find it weird if they kissed? They’ve been working as co-leaders and best friends for too long. The episode would have to be written perfectly for it to be believable to me. So I think my OTP would need to be Memori. They love each other so much, and I love them both.my NOTP: Ontari x Murphy. Dub/non-con ships dont sail here. favorite episode: 1x13 - We Are Grounders Part II - I think it was a really good ep that kinda showed all the characters off really well. saddest death: I sobbed over Marper. They got a good death though. As much as I would have liked more of them, if the had died violently it wouldn’t have been right. I loved that they found peace. favorite season: Season 1, for nostalgia purposes i think. least favorite season: Season 5... O think the writing is superbly clumsy in places and so many characters pull shit that hasn’t followed. It might be because of the time jump, and the characters changing during that but its just clumsy not to show this and just go “oops! they’ve changed! Deal with it!”. Even if they dont explicitly show if you should feel it and I just didnt... character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: Okay hate is a strong word.... I don’t particularly hate any of the characters... but.... I did feel extremely disappointed when Jasper risked his friends lives because he was depressed. It made me so so so mad. I understand he went through loads but so have most of them, ie Raven. I’m not saying he shouldn’t have been suicidal or anything I just get mad that he tried to take them down with him. I love him but I hate the decisions he made. my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: Early seasons Echo. Girl is so badass but she was loyal to people who didn’t love her and that put her on the wrong side of things. I love her growth now she has people who love her back. my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Raven. Stop torturing her please. She’s lost too much. Though her writing this season has been strange... Does she remember that she tortured and killed people too? my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: I don’t think I have one for this show? my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Zaven. I didnt love season 5, and I didn’t feel v attached to them even though I was glad she was happy. His death def made me question if I want to keep watching this show tho cause it has a weird obsession with killing minorities and I dont know if I want to support a show that is okay with thinking the only two choices for minorities is dead or villian. 
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whenever you have free time: can you explain your opinions on what houses vox machina and the mighty nein are in? i 100% agree w gryffindor nott btw
I’d just like to start by clarifying that altho I do feel strongly about some of these opinions (& ive joked about them being unchangeable - which is not true, to be serious), that doesnt mean I don’t wanna hear y’all’s - do you agree w/ me on some & not the others? completely disagree? completely agree for different reasons? tell me (politely pls) & give me some of ur reasons! i think part of the intrigue of sorting our fav characters into hogwarts houses is that it tells us what we value in them & what traits of theirs stand out to us the most - and that subsequently makes it…. fairly subjective (also doesn’t help that the standards for each house are kind of……vague lol)
I expect all of ur essays on this v important question on my desk by 8 am monday morning
now onto answering the actual ask:
The Mighty Nein
Caleb - Ravenclaw; aside from the fact that he obviously values books & advancement of his own magical knowledge, he also seems to think through important decisions in a logical manner (ex. he spent a lot of time thinking about whether he & nott should stay w/ the rest of the mighty nein)
Fjord - Ravenclaw; again, besides the obvious, his interest in studying at the Soltryce Academy, he’s also really observant & intent on learning from those around him, given all the questions he’s asked Caleb & the way he keeps an eye on Jester’s divine magic
Molly - Hufflepuff; altho initially i had some mixed feelings about this, after giving it some thought, im actually most convinced of this one: as many have pointed out, he’s shaping up to be the Mom Friend & taliesin also says he has a moral code that he sticks to - i think being steadfast in the way youre gonna put good into the world (& in how u treat the evils & injustices) is very Hufflepuff  
Yasha - Slytherin; though I say this tentatively bc we haven’t seen a lot of her yet - she doesn’t seem like a traditional slytherin in a highly ambitions sense, but she does seem like to stick to her guns & prioritise herself when necessary (“I run into the woods”)   
Beau - Gryffindor; she strikes me as fight first, ask questions later kinda gal & going in guns blazing seems very Gryffindor to me - in addition, she also saved nott from that manticore, which struck me as reckless bravery consistent w/ gryffindors
Nott - Gryffindor; i spent some time thinking about this one after @matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll gave some of their reasons for slotting nott as a hufflepuff - ultimately, I think nott’s a gryffindor despite the fact that she doesn’t consider herself brave is bc her actions speak louder than her words (“I cover Caleb’s body with my own” & “I kill the baby manticore”); the willingness to put urself at risk for the people u care about over and over even at ur own expense strikes me as a gryffindor trait (for better or worse, I might add - see my thoughts on Vax’ildammit)
Jester - look I……………………………..honestly don’t fuckin know. Hufflepuff? Slytherin? Idk ask me again in fifty episodes
Vox Machina
Percy - Ravenclaw; initially i had percy as a Slytherin but i think once he got over the whole demon revenge thing he actually turned out to be pretty Ravenclaw - I mean, he does invent things, and he’s not interested at all in being in charge of Whitestone (also what kind of fuckin nerd learns Celestial for the fun of it lmao)
Vex - Slytherin; Lady Vex’ahlia, Baroness of the Third House of Whitestone and Grand Mistress of the Grey Hunt - she cares about the title & the money & with very good reason, i think - her ability to obtain what she wants & persevere through the tough times puts her in Slytherin (also - with trinket’s origin story - i think it takes some real fucking grit & confidence to dig urself out of that kind of situation on ur own)
Vax - Gryffindor; this one is a lot to unpack. @swiftbell & i have been arguing about this one on & off for awhile; she thinks Vax is a Hufflepuff (& she has good reason to). there’s a lot of debate about whether hogwarts house are based on who u are vs who u want to be/strive to be & while i think arguments based on the latter r fine, i tend to base mine on the former in this list bc its easier to see actions than try to parse out thought
so that being said, i think Vax is a gryffindor bc while he cares deeply about his found family, he doesn’t exactly place a high price on his own safety; he goes in first, he goes in stupidly, he almost gets himself killed a lot - that kind of drive toward self sacrifice, to me, falls under the reckless bravery of a gryffindor
(as I said to steph: a hufflepuff would die for their loved ones if they absolutely had to, but a gryffindor tends to look at it as one of their first choices - also vax reminds me a lot of sirius black but im gonna stop right here to avoid turning this post into a vax character analysis)
Grog - Gryffindor; grog doesn’t do much thinking, he just does (& im not saying all gryffindors don’t think - obviously many do (@ hermione granger)- but i do they’re the types of people most prone to falling into the trap of not thinking things thru) it’s almost like the opposite of vax’s problem except we’re not talking about vax anymore bc this isnt a vax character study
Keyleth - Gryffindor; i feel like im beating a dead horse here but kiki also doesn’t always think things through & is very prone to action; the difference between her brand of gryffindor as opposed to vax’s & grog’s is that her outcomes are a little more mixed bag
Pike - Hufflepuff; i think pike is a hufflepuff for a lot of the same reasons i think molly is… which is a little surprising so just bear with me a second; she’s very devoted to Sarenrae, which sets up her (mostly) clear perspective of the world and how she should exist & treat people in it; she’s less of a mom friend (altho she still has some of those qualities), and she’s as loyal to her own causes as she is to Vox Machina; she also tends to be very kind & fun-loving w/out being a pushover
Scanlan - im a huge fan of scanlan, which probably means i should have some momentous opinion here…………….but I don’t, I really don’t know - i think once i get to some key points in scanlan’s character development (which i think are coming up in the next like 15 episodes or something), i’ll have a clearer thought
Tiberius - im not sure i remember tiberius well enough to make a full judgment, but I would say Ravenclaw probably if i had to bc of his constant interest in intelligence & learning to be a better sorcerer
Tary - ive heard of him but i dont know him yet so tbd  
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Rick, Negan, Maggie, Ezekiel (+ Shane just for u :3)
SHOUTS ILY!!! & SHANE JUST FOR ME
under cut bc its gonna be long as hell
Send Me A Character!
Rickgeneral opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: he’s so good and he’s trying so hard to stay good even if hes bad at it sometimesworst quality: he’s......... very naive....... i love him but hes SO naive sometimesship them with: shane & negan..... thats about itbrotp them with: SHANE and maggie & glenn!! =3= AND MICHONNE PLEASE & THANKneeds to stay away from: death and sadnessmisc. thoughts: hes a 3-day-old cinnamon roll....... hes so good even tho hes done dumb things
Negangeneral opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: he’s Doing His Best. also that he learned his lesson in the endworst quality: his best is kind of uhhhhhhhh bad..... he’s kind of a “my way or the highway” type of dude you knowship them with: rick & sometimes simon & dwight, in the right circumstancesbrotp them with: rick & simon!needs to stay away from: death? and also probably maggiemisc. thoughts: 10/10 a good boy, needs a hug and probably therapy
Maggiegeneral opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: she’s....... so strong..... shes out here being a badass and stuff damnworst quality: she kind of ....... lets anger control hership them with: glennbrotp them with: rick! =3=needs to stay away from: negan preferablymisc. thoughts: i make heart eyes every time i see her
Ezekielgeneral opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: HES WONDERFUL and he loved that tiger so hes an immediate a+ in my bookworst quality: none he was goodship them with: iiii....... dont ship ezekiel......... lol.....brotp them with: carol!!!needs to stay away from: the whisperers pls & thankmisc. thoughts: good and pure i love him
Shanegeneral opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: HE DID HIS BEST OK when he thought rick was dead he did his absolute damnest to take care of everybody else and also he tried to rescue rick so !!! i love my bisexual copworst quality: he uhhhhhhhhhhh had 0 impulse control and also he did some really fucked up stuff at the end like trying to kill rick & the whole thing with lori and also he seemed kind of misogynistic s o......ship them with: rickbrotp them with: rick and actually kind of negan? in a non-za setting once they accidentally upset rick w/their fightingneeds to stay away from: death...... & he should probably take some alone time to put his head back on straightmisc. thoughts: i love him so much my sinnamon roll shane walsh deserved better
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