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ladyantiheroine · 7 months
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I had a vision.
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How would Harvey react to the Farmer just constantly being hospitalized?
I mean, the Farmer is a maniac.
Whoa, what's this? An unending labyrinth of caves and traps, completely full of monsters that can tear me up from ass to mouth without batting an eye? Holy fucking mother of all things unloving and vengeful sign me up for that shit right fucking now I'm gonna dive in there face first with nothing but red bull, spite and the ghosts of my sins flowing through me!
Harvey saw a very clear correlation between the bus being fixed and the Farmer's trips to the emergency room. I mean, what was the suicidal freak doing, taking a dip in bbq sauce before plonking their ass in a nest of firebreathing dinos so that when they roast them alive they'll have that extra sweet barbecue flavour? He reckoned that the Farmer spent more time in the hospital than out.
He had no idea what went on in the desert, but Harvey was determined to find out. Imagine his surprise, upon following the Farmer to find out that they were willingly entering the caverns full of monsters that think along the lines of 'kill first, ask questions later' so that they can grab more of that shiny strong rock.
Harvey tried reasoning with the farmer. "Don't go back there, you're just going to die!" "EVEN DEATH TREADS LIGHTLY AROUND ME AND YOBA IS MY HOMEBOY, THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE LETTING ME LOOSE IN THE AFTERLIFE BITCH!" the Farmer screeched. He then tried stopping the Farmer, which was ultimately unsuccessful, as they had mastered the art of teleportation.
Harvey honestly considered not treating the Farmer and letting natural selection run its course, but in the end, he decided that it wasn't worth breaking his oath to help all people in need.
And so, the two are stuck in an endless loop, of one permanently on the verge of death and the other keeping them from teetering off the brink.
The only bright side was that all the money the Farmer spent on hospital fees kept Harvey's clinic afloat, and the thankyou wine was quite nice as well.
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Saw one of those joke yt shorts about the "4.0 drunk college kid" type and so many people in the comments were like "oh this is every med/pharm kid I know" so now I can't stop thinking of Harvey being a blackout drunk in college, waking up at like 4am, mustache dyed bright ass hot pink, shirt on backwards only one shoe, popping open a laptop for a final in 7 hours, and popping open a cold one on the way to class 😭
Harvey will always remember this college hangout, that's for sure. *remembering my life in college* Ah, the sins of youth...
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silikat · 7 months
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Atop the Fourth Wall and @animatedtext - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
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thegrandharveyspecter · 11 months
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What would you do if Mike turned into an actual kid? Like a 10 year old or a 17 year old 😂
"Oh, god...Lord help me if that happens. I don't know what's worse, him being ten or him being seventeen. Probably seventeen because all teenagers are just...ugh. Like I said before, if Mike is this bratty now, he was probably worse at seventeen. So, I think I'd prefer if he turned into a ten-year-old. But at the same time...You know what? Let's just keep the brat his current age."
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rute-me · 6 months
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heyyy i love ur art sm!! 🖤was wondering if you could draw sebastian and harvey at the clinic?
i just feel like harvey would always lecture him on how smoking is bad haha!
thankyouu
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Maru says you can see the doctor's hair turning gray every time Sebastian has an appointment
I really had fun making this one XD and TYSM (I'M FLATTERED) for the compliments S2, feel free to send other ideas if u feel like.
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sofiaruelle · 11 months
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He's a lil confused about cuffing season but he's got the spirit
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itsfootballbih · 1 month
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My two personalities:
1. I’m either fuming about something
Or
2. I’m dissociating from everything
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rvspecter · 3 months
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illustoryart · 2 years
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So true, Gulliermo 🥲
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Thank you Harvey for having mercy on my 2 gold
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ghost-bxrd · 1 month
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Hi! I was wondering how Talon! Dick would react to Jason getting hurt during patrol or maybe getting sick and leaving him unable to talk, or when he does it's super raspy and quiet, and he can barely make his own noises too? 🦉
Okidoki let’s go with him being sick! (Cuz, you know, him being hurt and unable to talk… at all, is gonna happen in about… oh! Thirty days!) If it’s the first time it happens, Dick absolutely assumes Jason is dying and panics accordingly.
You know that stupid cold where you wake up one morning after feeling completely fine the day before but suddenly your throat feels like you swallows razors and any sound you try to make is like a crow on crack? Yeah. Like that.
Dick absolutely loses it and starts going straight into hardcore survival mode. Jason gets squirreled away into the most remote place in the manor with dozens of blankets and pillows. Food and water vanishes from the kitchens, along with whatever kind of first aid meds and utensils he can scrounge from the cave before Bruce comes back.
When Alfred and Bruce return from a gala… the manor is quiet. Too quiet. And Bruce immediately heads to Dick and Jason’s rooms only to find them both empty. Cue: Bruce and Alfred start panicking because the place looks like a tornado blew through it. The nests are gone, everything is in disarray, and the boys are nowhere in sight.
Conclusion: a kidnapping must have occurred.
So while Batman inspires the fear of god in every small time criminal and rogue on the streets by being MUCH MORE violent than usual (by the end of the night everyone knows to stay indoors if you’re crooked cuz the Bat’s gone crazy looking for his birds) and some of the more sensible rogues band together to find out who took Talon and Robin (nobody), Dick is still freaking out because he’s sure Jason is dying (he’s not, calm down Dickiebird).
Jason just lays back and allows the smothering (and is very happy when he finally manages to get Dick to bring him a pen and notepad for communication), Dick calms down considerably once they’ve established Jason is just a little sick (“Yes, cuddles actually help. No I’m not shitting you, they do! Btw get me some ibuprofen pls”) and not, in fact, dying. (Dick doesn’t fully believe it but Jason is still snarky so it can’t be too bad quite yet right?)
Alfred ends up finding them while Dick is down in the kitchens searching for the ibuprofen and very nearly starts yelling before thinking better of it (he was very worried okay cut him some slack).
Thirty minutes later Bruce is also back at the manor (after nearly causing several head on collisions) and hovering anxiously, torn between lecturing his kids and just— holding them and never letting go.
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castiel · 1 year
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Misha Collins as Harvey Dent in Gotham Knights S1E7
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stoneqoldcrazy · 11 months
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harvey holds so much swaggy style here..... knocking joker out absolutely decimating him in one hit to save batman ❤️ heaven on planet earth (although he didnt have to hit arnold THAT hard but uhm)
(desc. in alt. and the issue is in the alt in the first image 👍)
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halfthebrain · 3 months
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If you see me close to tears while watching Harvey and Mike hugging it out, look away and mind your business.
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happy74827 · 5 months
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Writing for underrated characters can be both rewarding and frustrating.
Seeing comments about how thankful/grateful they are that someone is finally supplying for them is literally enough to make you want to burst into tears of joy.
But, then, you also get reminded that wow… what an empty void. How cruel.
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