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[sillybillylulu]

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[unkindcorvid]

Dean: Look, I know you think my judgment is clouded because I might like Cas a little bit. Sam: *holding Dean’s notebook* You doodled your wedding invitation. Dean: No, that’s our joint tombstone. Sam: My mistake.

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[arte-mis-t]

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[eddies-tdick]

Eddie: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Steve: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Wayne: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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[car1y-quinn]

Kate, throwing her head into Yelena's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Yelena, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

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[veryferaldistributions]

I put them in a prompt generator. These are my favorites:

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[angelasscribbles]

Incorrect Quote Generator

Thanks for the tag @little-mouse-gardens

Rules: Use this (https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator) generator to generate a quote for your characters and share as many as you like! I tagged as many people as I had quotes, but you can tag however many you want to!

There are hilarious! I'm tagging @karahalloway @harleybeaumont @dcbbw @bebepac @queenjilian @peonierose @jerzwriter @nestledonthaveone

Riley : How is the most beautiful person in the world? Max: *blushing* I— Liam, butting into the conversation: Drake is perfect, thanks for asking.

Liam: Why are your tongues purple? Drake: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Riley : I had a red one. Liam: oh. Liam: Liam: OH. Max: Max: You drank each other’s slushies?

Max: Truth or dare? Drake: Dare. Max: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Drake: Hey Liam? Liam, blushing: Yeah? Drake: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Riley .

Riley: *about Drake and Max* They make a cute couple, huh? Liam: They certainly are standing next to each other

Rashad: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Riley and I are dating. Riley , Max, Liam, and Drake: *gasp* Rashad: Riley , why are you surprised?!

Riley : Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses. Max: Elephants. Riley : Blocked. Drake: Camels. Riley : Extra blocked. Rashad: Donkeys. Riley : Ultra blocked. Liam: That dick. Riley : ...Followed.

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[jerzwriter]

Incorrect Quotes

I was tagged by the lovely @angelasscribbles, I'm copying and pasting just so it won't be such a long post, but you can find her answers here.

Rules: Use this (https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator) generator to generate a quote for your characters and share as many as you like! I tagged as many people as I had quoted, but you can tag however many you want to!

Ethan x Kaycee

Kaycee: Come on, Ethan, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Ethan: Yes, I can, dear. Fifty dollars.

Tobias x Casey

Tobias: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Casey: The dishes. Tobias: Wh- Casey: They’ve been there for 4 days, and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them, and I have asked you to do so several times.

More below and they are AMAZING! I got out of control lol You have to do this!

Ethan x Kaycee x Tobias

Tobias: It smells like henway in here. Ethan: Kaycee: Ethan. Kaycee, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here? Ethan: *sigh* Ethan: What's a henway? Tobias: OH, ABOUT TEN POUNDS!

Tobias x Casey x Ethan

Ethan: Coca-Cola can remove rust from metal; imagine what it’s doing to your body. Tobias: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot. Ethan: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS! Casey: Hmm... I've been drinking soda, and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

Ethan x Tobias

Tobias: I sort of did something, and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Ethan: And you came to me?

Ethan x Harper x Tobias

Tobias: You really believe in Ethan? Harper: Luckily, he believes in himself enough for the both of us.

Tobias x Vivian

Vivian: Guess what I'm about to get! Tobias: On my nerves.

Eli x Zoe (WTD)

Zoe, putting their hands over Eli's eyes: Guess who! Eli: It's either Zoe or the cold, clammy hands of death. Zoe, putting their hands away: It's Zoe! Eli: Dammit.

Eli x Troy (WTD)

Eli: So I have made the decision to trust you. Troy: A horrible decision, really.

Eli x Zoe x Troy (WTD)

Zoe: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins? Eli: Can't relate. Troy: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

Tagging some folks I think will like this, but anyone can do this!

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[phoenix-inblue]

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[falling-in-reverse-thewolfverse]

Reverse Batbrothers Incorrect quotes

Damian:"In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds"

Wally:"FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?"

Damian:"No! Four to five seconds!"

Wally: already hugging him "Too late!!!"

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[sillybillylulu]

This quote fits him so well ong

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[theavengerandironman]

Incorrect Stuilly Quotes, Part 1

(Courtesy of this generator: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator)

Billy : Are you ready to commit? 
Stu : Like, a crime or a relationship?

Stu : I think I'm falling for you. 
Billy : Then get up.

Billy : Ugh, crushes are so dumb. 
Stu : I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. 
Billy : But you’re always acting stupid? 
Stu : ... 
Stu : Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Billy : I owe you one. 
Stu : That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Stu : Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. 
Billy : Okay. 
Stu : And make out during the scary parts. 
Billy : Th- 
Billy : The scary parts. 
Billy : Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Billy : I fell— 
Stu : From heaven? 
Billy : No, I literally fell— 
Stu : In love with me the moment you saw me? 
Billy : MY ARM IS BROKEN! 
Stu : Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Billy : Stu is playing hard to get. 
Billy : Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Billy : My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. 
Stu : *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely* 
Billy : That one. I want that one.

Stu : I think we should kiss. 
Billy : And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

Billy : My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. 
Stu : What hints have you given them? 
Billy : Well, I think about them a lot. 
Billy : And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

Stu : So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Billy : Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Stu : Yes. Billy : I'd sleep.

Billy : I want to kiss you.

Stu , not paying attention: What?

Billy : I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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[cheeto-flavoured-pasta]

Incorrect Quotes Tag Game

OK, so I was tagged by @canadjester to do this game and I’m very excited. I have too many quotes for this, so I’m gonna have to narrow it down to a few per WIP (I made quotes for about 3 of my WIPs, I think.)

[Rules: Use this site to make random quotes for your OCs.]

1: APS

I haven’t said too much about APS on this blog, so this is less about the characters and more about the quotes.

*Pretty accurate for Michael, he’s a chaotic dude. Also, these next few are gonna be text-written.

*Iris teaching Michael how to drive and taking Talia along for the ride.* Iris: That’s a pot hole! To the left! Michael: Take it back now y’all *drives into pothole* Talia, sticking her face into the front over the center console: Cha cha real smooth. Michael: That’s not how the song goes… Iris, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home… Michael: Country roads. Talia: Take me home. Michael: To the place- Both: -I belong! Both: WEST VIRGINIA- Iris, crying harder: what the hell *A teeny bit OOC for one of the characters but it works

Talia: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces. Talia:  *waves her finger and sings like she’s in a Disney Channel intro* 

Talia: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.

Cassian: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm. 

Cassian: Dracula had it right - sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations. 

Talia, holding up her class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like “Chipotle”.  Talia, in shock: Wait a minute, is it “Chip-o-tottle”?  Caster: *facepalms*

Marie, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the HELL??  Marie, buckling the banana up: Buckle UP, it’s the LAW! 

Alexander, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan?? Alexander: Oh. I the fuck used this pan. Kazu: It was you the fuck. Alexander: It was me the fuck... Terrence: Who cooks rice in a pan? Kazu: Him the fuck.

2: Don't Leave (current side-WIP)

I at least have one excerpt of Don't Leave (yes, that's a shameless plug) so at least you could know some of the characters this way; y'all aren't just watching random people say random quotes...

June: Jamie, what are you doing? Jamie: Making chocolate pudding. June: It is four in the morning, why must you make chocolate pudding?  Jamie: Because I've lost control of my life.  Jamie: Here's your pudding, Kaguya.  Kaguya: Oh that's fine, I'm not hungry anymore. 

Kaguya: Last night I found out Jamie is a sleep talker. June: Oh, really?  Kaguya: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right in my ear at 3 in the morning. 

3: Devil On My Shoulder

Krish: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?  Hector: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.  Krish: ...  Hector: ...  Krish: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS- 

Hector, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.  Krish: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?  Hector: I have depression, what do you think? 

Aaaand for the last one:

Hector: Krish, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.  Krish: Why? I'm fine on the stand!  FLASHBACK to Testimony #1: Krish: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.  Krish, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.  FLASHBACK to Testimony #2: Krish: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?  Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying? FLASHBACK to Testimony #3: Krish: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.  Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer? 

And that’s all, folks. Gently tagging @poetinprose, @hallwriteblr, and @ryns-ramblings ^ - ^

I’ve had too much fun with this

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[car1y-quinn]

Peter: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed

Yelena:

Yelena: I'm going to tell him

Kate: Don't you dare!

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[veryferaldistributions]

I did more:

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[callipraxia]

@zkang288, this is what happened. This is how I spent way too much of my morning.

For everyone else: zkang288 tagged me in some thing where you stick in character names and it attaches them to random entries in a pool of random quotes. I got too enthusiastic, so this shall be split into this, the "all twelve major characters of FWJB" version (a few of these are *so* close to almost-accurate to happenings and/or relationship dynamics in Part III...and then there was the whole series of auto-generated entries which shipped Gideon and Quattro, which I include out of morbid fascination) and the "Team Camping Trip of Doom from Part II" version, which will be a second post.

Fiddleford: I lost Stan. Tate: How did you LOSE Stan?! Fiddleford: To be fair, they are very small.

Quattro : What are amphetamines? Ford: Drugs that can go on land and water. Quattro : Ohhhh.

after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong Tracey: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Dipper. Quattro: For the record, I already found him. Powers: And you let him get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Quattro: He stabbed me! Tracey: I'm surprised he waited this long, Quattro. We've all had the urge.

Fiddleford, after getting a job as a lifeguard: Hmm… I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are... Quattro: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!

Wendy, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

Fiddleford: If I say I love you, will you say it back? Tracey: Yes. Fiddleford: I love you. Tracey: It back. Later Powers: Why is Fiddleford crying face-down on the floor?

Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation Soos: How do you eat pickles? Mabel: What do you mean? Soos: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes. Mabel: Yeah, that's why you use a fork. Soos: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean. Mabel: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work. Soos: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl. Mabel: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing. Soos: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug. Mabel: Nods in agreement Ford: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS! Soos: Jeez, okay. Mabel: Quit yelling at us already.

Wendy: Let’s write Stan a friendly note, shall we? Dear… Incompetent… Dumbass…

Stan, holding an unconscious Tracey: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.

Dipper: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. Fiddleford: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Wendy: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other. later, in a barfight Wendy: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! kicks opponent in the face

Stan: coughs blood Quattro: Don't die, Stan! Stan: Don't tell me what to do!

Powers: Hey, what are you reading? Gideon: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself. Powers: Impressive! I must have it for myself! Tracey: So it’s just a Notebook? Gideon: It’s just a Notebook.

Soos: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Tate? Tate: No. Soos: I do! Tate: I know, Soos. Soos: I’m sad. Tate: I know, Soos.

Mabel: Big day today, Tate. holds up two shirts Mustard stain or ketchup stain? Tate: Mustard– looks less like blood.

Tracey: What is it called when you kill a friend? Powers: Homicide. Mabel: Murder. Fiddleford: Homiecide.

Powers: Good night. Gideon: Sleep tight. Fiddleford: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. Soos: Great, now Gideon's crying.

Tracey: Truth or dare? Quattro: Dare. Tracey: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Quattro: Hey Gideon? Gideon, blushing: Yeah? Quattro: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Soos.

Gideon: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat. Quattro: I don’t usually eat with losers. Gideon: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

Quattro, looking over Fiddleford’s shoulder: You can draw? Fiddleford, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?

Tate: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Gideon: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Tate: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Gideon: But I heard a siren. Powers: That was Quattro. Quattro: Sorry, I got nervous.

Fiddleford: I’m a fool, not an idiot.

Gideon: We’re getting married, b*****s! Quattro: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Gideon, putting their hands over Stan's eyes: Guess who! Stan: It's either Gideon or the cold, clammy hands of death. Gideon, putting their hands away: It's Gideon! Stan: Dammit.

Mabel: Why did you kidnap Dipper!?!?! Fiddleford: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh… Gideon: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal. Mabel: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!

Tate: Don’t you have any dignity, Ford? Ford: Uh, no.

Wendy: So what’s the plan? Quattro: I don’t know. You’re smart, points at Mabel she's mean, come up with something.

Fiddleford: Ford, what are you doing? Ford: Making chocolate pudding. Fiddleford: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? Ford: Because I've lost control of my life. Ford: Here's your pudding, Powers. Powers: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

Fiddleford: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Gideon: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Fiddleford: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Powers, recording: This is so cute.

Fiddleford: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

Soos: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited. Quattro: "If" Powers: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and he might not even die.

Quattro: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Wendy: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight? Quattro: raises hand Powers: puts their hand down

Powers: Life could be worse, Tate. Tate: Life could be a lot better too!

Mabel: sneaking in through their window Ford: turning in their chair and flicking the light one You want to tell me where you've been all night? Mabel: I was with Powers? Powers: turning in their chair Wanna try again?

Fiddleford: Hey Quattro? Quattro: Yeah? Fiddleford: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? Quattro: Quattro: …What.

Soos: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

Dipper: Between Fiddleford, Tate, Quattro , and Tracey -- if you had to -- who would you punch? Soos: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them. Dipper: Quattro ? Soos: Yeah, but I don't know why.

Wendy: This is getting embarrassing. Stan: Getting? We’re already there!

Gideon: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield." Ford: Opposite over hypotenuse.

Mabel: finds a note Hmm, whats this? Fiddleford: Hey, that's mine! tries to grab it Mabel: Aww, it's a love note for Powers? Fiddleford: No- Mabel: opens it Mabel: Fiddleford: Mabel: I can't read this.

Ford: Do you love Tracey? Gideon: Yeah, I do. Ford: Soos! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! Soos: We all love Tracey. You should've asked if they were IN love with them. Gideon: I thought that was implied. Soos: … Ford: … Gideon, looking straight at Soos: Congrats Ford, you just won 100 bucks.

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