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rarepears · 1 year
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For housewife sjw: we know that jinwoo married hubby for the money, but why did hubby agree to it?
Hubby fell in love at first sight. Jinah approves, anyone who cherishes her brother is good in her eyes. Would their mom be disappointed she missed the wedding? Or happy that they are taken care of?
Because drama is always good and cliches are fun when there's a new twist, Jinwoo's hubby actually picked Jinwoo to get out of an arranged marriage.
Okay, it wasn't quite as dramatic as that.
Hubby's mom kept setting him up on blind dates. He wasn't into that and the excuse he blurted out that came to bite him in the ass was... "I'm gay."
Which, his mom was more than okay with. So he got tossed into blind dates with guys (that he wasn't attracted to).
BUT he's committed to this lie. He can't backtrack. Fuck it. So he decides to find himself a nice guy who's willing to enter into a marriage so that his mom doesn't find out that he lied - be married long enough that he can claim that he's actually Bi and his "divorce" put him off of men for good - and this guy will be a Good Friend. Or at least a guy who's happy to sell a few years of his life for money but isn't too money hungry to sell out company secrets or personal details to the media.
So, a dating app. And a lot of background screening.
The lucky winner that fits hubby's criteria is Sung Jinwoo who's in a understandable desperate spot to need cash but is a stand up guy who shouldn't have too much baggage to be a hot mess. Insert a few dates where Hubby is Vibing with his soon to be housemate and... sparks start flying?
"Shit, so maybe I am gay after all," hubby says with new realization.
[Original housewife Jinwoo AU post | Follow up post 1 | Follow up post 2 2; More can be found under the #housewife au]
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crowlyne · 29 days
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based on this post : https://www.tumblr.com/rarepears/740169255226638336/a-nearby-country-just-had-a-new-monarch-ascend-the?source=share
i love this au sm i cant resist to draw it,,,
sy as an emperor is such a funny concept
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loulou-garou · 2 years
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Steddie Fic Recs
Ok so I’ve been wanting to share some steddie fics I’ve read this past month and I think it’s time I share them with y’all! Have fun and pls tell me if you liked them!
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Not So Bad – outofmygourd (43.4k words)
A Sign of The Morning – ToEdenandBackAgain (86.8k words)
we’re just kids in the dark – FagurFiskur (8.7k words)
Whole Lotta Love – stereobone (9.6k words)
Pretty Panic – FlangePlackett (5.7k words)
The Edification of Steve Harrington – ChronicRabbit (31k words)
The Road to Mordor – myrmeraki (32.4k words)
The One in Which a Time Loop is Fucking Exhausting – badpancake (41.5k words)
Sedated – rottin (3.6k words)
Three Shots – steveharringtoned (13.4k words)
find me somebody to love – genesisofrythm (6.5k words)
Summer ‘86 – how_about_no (51.3k words)
the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you – greatunironic (34.9k words)
Steve Harrington’s Guide to Touch – how_about_no (18.9k words)
Lovesick in Loch Nora – red0aktree (62.6k words)
hold me now, i need relief – ToEdenandBackAgain (25.8k words)
Camp Folktale Summer of ‘86 – cairparavels (113.8k words)
That’s What’s Killing The Kids – SpiritedKaway (55.3k words)
Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore – steddieasitgoes (71.9k words)
the lathe – palmviolet (82.5 words)
stereoscope – seraphim (60.9k words)
my name for you – kefisdemise (12.5k words)
this is your home. these are your people. – oaseas (21.5k words)
(such a) sweet sensation – rarepears (thewriterinmalfoy) (11k words)
Eddie Munson’s Vampire Mixtape – Springandastorm (21k words)
The World's Smallest Violin (Could Really Use an Audience – fangirlandtheories (4.8k words)
I Like to See You in the Morning Lights – BonitaBreezy (27.4k words)
I love my way (a new road) – oneirois (41k words)
Sanctuary – SpicedSage (47.6 words)
fined-tuned supersonic speed machine – wayferette (6.3k words)
Expresso Never Tasted So Sweet (Until I Stole it from Your Lips) – SerpentSunrise (4.4k words)
a stranger things groupchat – cosmicbrowniefan (69k words)
things to come – birthdaycandles (52.8k words)
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uniguinflutist · 10 months
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@rarepears
SVSSS x The Aeneid AU: Instead of reincarnating into Proud Immortal Demon Way as Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan becomes Aeneas from the Aeneid from collapsing from exhaustion while writing a college paper on the epic poem. 
Everyone’s like “why is Aeneas talking to himself and screaming at nothing? Are we sure he’s the one who should be founding Rome?”  
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dxmianwaynesstuff · 6 months
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Just remembered I made a Shoto cereal box for my graphic design project a year ago, and it’s not even that bad, lmao
The whole idea stemmed from Endeavor Signature in the fanfic In Which Endeavor Married Ichimaru Gin Instead by @rarepears or fox23 on AO3, 100% recommended.
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yumehbby · 1 year
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Just me lovingly stuffing each and every one of @rarepears' ideas into my mouth <3
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astranne · 2 years
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LOVE IN THE AIR SKY jason todd x peter parker
or, the big bad red hood being whipped for snarky and obvious spider-man in the future, this is just them meeting and jason is whipped, peter is obvious and cursing his parker luck
notes // i wrote this while screaming about this fic, sobbing over pandaman x spiderman and trying to finish a request. not edited since it's past midnight and i just want to have this out of my drafts, before it starts collecting dust in my drafts
tagged // @jasontoddskris , @rarepears
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Jason meeting Peter
Jason saw him the first time outside of his mask. It was another gray day in Gotham, the city recovering from a recent Rogue attack and already preparing for another.
He visited a few street kids, looking after them and helping them where he could. Not everyone took his help, but most didn't turn it down, fully knowing he was a Crime Alley kid too.
And then he saw him. Walking towards him with his head down, sluggish and yawning every other second. Split lip, eye bags and hair tousled, he looked roughened up, tired and just dead at his feet. But then he lifted his eyes from the floor, brown eyes looking at him and Jason simply... stopped breathing.
How could this twig of a man look so goddamn beautiful?
Peter meeting Jason
Peter doesn't remember the first time he saw Jason. Well, that's not entirely true.
He doesn't remember what he thought when he saw Jason for the first time.
Big, tall, muscled? Good looking, hardened, suspicious? Angry, violent, hugable? He doesn't remember at all.
But then his spider senses tingled, blaring in his head and he winced. The man setting his senses off was... odd. He was pretty sure his eyes glowed green. This ugly, acid green. Skin marred with scars, dark hair disrupted by a white streak-
But Peter couldn't think about him any longer, he walked straight into someone and spilled their coffee all over them.
Just his Parker luck.
Red Hood meeting Spider-Man
It was afternoon when he saw Spider-Man. Well, more like he saw a red blur swinging through the Gotham skyline, doing more daring flips and stunts than Nightwing. But that's not the point.
The smooth movements, switching between the arms that supported his whole body, the twisting of his hips- everything Spider-Man did while swinging through the air was simply elegant, filled with confidence and grace. He made it look so easy, effortless and if Jason wouldn't be so busy trying to not smack himself against buildings while watching Spider-Man, he would be actually jealous.
Spider-Man meeting Red Hood
Peter's senses had been tingling the past few minutes. It made him nervous, subtly trying to find out who exactly was watching him while swinging through Gotham, searching for crimes he could stop.
He didn't come that far, not after he finally saw the man following him. A Gotham resident- a bat. The freaking Red Hood. Peter started panicking, almost flailing mid air only to barely catch himself, stumbling and almost faceplanting into a GCPD car.
Parker luck strikes again.
He hasn't only had to flee from the Red Hood, but from the Gotham police too.
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ASTRANNE 2022
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mheiiiuiiu · 2 years
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@rarepears is this how SJ hold baby Yuan after he grows big enough for the pot?
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angelnumber1 · 1 year
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Scum Villain Self Saving System mini fic for the Himbo in SVSSS AU I’ve been discussing with @rarepears
Contains vaguely NSFW content and features OCs (Original Characters)
(The NSFW is comedic in nature)
I... was really really lost. Like. I don’t even know the language lost.
Calls don’t work lost.
Weird animals and plants lost.
Some other thing that shows how lost I am lost.
But I still have Wi-Fi? But maps don’t work. It’s all in Chinese right now. Weird.
It’s just. Like.
I know I’m from America, melting pot and all, but this is just weird!
There’s no way crazy cult villages are THAT close to college right?!
Well… at least all this running makes for a good workout. Though I’ll need some fuel soon, track team’ll kill me if I pull a Devon.
Oh right! I’ve got some of those off-brand meat sticks one of the clubs were selling!
They really fucked up the shape though.
Well. It’s nearly sunset so I can use the stars or something to find my way back. There were these three stars by the campus that looked kind of like a short dick if you looked at it from the science building.
We named it Peen-ience.
I followed Peen-ience to get back to the campus once, did walk in on a ‘bros group project’ first though. We named Peen-ience really well.
Welp. Gotta get some grub now. Wish I could just order pizza or something… I’m even wearing pizza pinks right now! Nice fuzzy robe one of the seniors bought me after he showed me this cool club.
Wait! Gotta get food. Um. Ok. You can do this.
Shit.
There’s nothing here!
And I need to piss too…
Sorry trees… and bushes… and random vines that keep trying to trip me…
I’m answering nature’s call right now and they don’t take no for an answer.
So sorry plants!
…oh yeah, plants like this actually.
Wow these plants are weird! They’re grabbing my legs and kind of feel like those octopus suckers? Feels super tingly too!
I’ll just brush them off. Carefully though! I’m not going to harm the environment.
As I finished up my… business the world suddenly… changed, it’s got this pink tint too it! Ah. This is fine :) It happens.
Well I’ll just pull my pants back up and-
Mmh. My legs feel weird again… Why the fuck is someone grabbing my legs?!
Oh my gosh they’re covered in piss.
Pervert!?
Where did they come from!?
Or someone was sleeping where I pissed?!
And I didn’t notice!?
I’m not sure which is worse T-T can people get diseases from piss?
So. Um.
There’s just some guy? They’re kind of pretty with all that long hair so they could be a girl, or what if they identify as something else and I misgendered them!
But they keep trying to get more… of my… out of my… by. Mhn!
“S-Stop. C’mon that’s-that’s my. St-“ They keep. They’re. Stop it!
Should I punch them? Stranger danger?
But they look so skrunkly like a poor little green meow meow ;( so thin! And their hair is all messy! And they’re face is all… weird looking, in a pretty way, but that’s not the point!
They’re licking the piss off now.
Wait.
Were they drinking my! My!
I though they were trying to do something else…
Imma just…
Imma just leave.
This is getting weird!
With a quick few steps backward I easily get away. Glad I didn’t break any of those weird octopus vines though. Respect nature and all that right!
That guy must be super weak though- there was like, no strength to his grip at all. He must skip all the days. Smh I swear. If you skip leg day your glutes are being neglected but if you skip all the days you’ll fall down and break your hip or something.
But man! The sunset and this pink glow looks super cool! It’s like a scene in a web novel!
Oh? What’s that noise?
I heard some singing coming from my right. Some ultra-feminine high pitched voice piercing my ears, it feels… maybe I could head over and check it out?
Nah. Might be one of the people that chased me earlier.
As I headed away I felt almost like something inside of me increased? And when I concentrated on it I felt resistant to the singing? Weird.
Well I’ll just keep moving!
Some of the trees are blocking the sky over here. So I’ll have to find a clearing or something, oh right! Maybe I’ll be able to use my phone over there too!
The sun is nearly completely set by now. But look at this!
It’s so cool!
Wow this really is like a novel! There’s this huge clearing here and a little lake with a waterfall and tons of pretty plants!
Oh hey! It’s the green perv from before… maybe I’ll just stay at the edge of the clearing… this place has tons of other guys(? Weird cosplaying ten feet tall dudes? Oh silly! I’m probably hallucinating, I’m laying in a bunch of flowery bushes!)
The green perv looks a lot more human compared to the other dudes in the clearing, maybe he couldn’t get enough stuff to make his costume, well at least it doesn’t look like he’s covered in piss anymore.
In fact he looks tons better than earlier! Maybe it’s a different dude?
Suddenly my vision blurs. Or. A rectangle of my sight?
It’s really staticky though…
…Poison Resistance lv up!
Stealth lv up!
Experience Pasting Activated! Additional Experience added to%#&…
Retry…
Error. Error. Transmigration System. Prince Raising System not detected.
Additional.al.al eXp will be sent to storage.
Error. Invennnnnnnnnn.-
Nnntory does not exist.
Contacting world consciousness…
Errrrrr.
Con#+} {3wards t0 i.t3mized f0rm
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Whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck! What the ever-loving holy shit is this bucket of crap?! This ain’t cosplay anymore!
With that. I felt weird. Empty. Likes there supposed to be something inside that really cool and I’m seriously missing out.
I feel really weird now… but stronger. And I have this Chinese style bag now. Some kind of pouch?
I don’t wanna think right now!… This is a killer headache…
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Then another carfucking voice popped up.
And then a THIRD carfucker decided to bulldoze my head…
Carfuckers…
I got some new shit from that though. One of those hair crowns from Chinese movies. It looks like something a MC would wear!
I don’t think I can put it in my pockets with it poking me. But my hairs way too short and I have no idea how to wear it either.
Maybe ponytail style? I was supposed to get my hair cut next week so it should be long enough for a mini ponytail.
It’s really hard to put on without actually knowing how it supposed to go. And also that I’m not even trying to put it on the right way either.
But still, after a few more attempts and the help of a paper clip, I actually manage to put it on! Yay!
… it felt weird. Like my whole body was lighter. Still have that headache though.
Damn.
I must look like a cosplayer too now! My hair has a crown and I’m wearing a sleeping robe with a pouch hanging from the belt.
Suddenly another object appeared.
It fell on my head! Owwww…
It’s…
A jade hairpin with a little accessory dangling off it. The pin matches the crown! It looks super pretty. Maybe that guy from earlier needs one of these. His hair looked like tree vines from how messy it was.
I think I have to do something around now though?
Oh right. The stars. Why I came here and stuff.
I look up to the. The now night sky. Middle of the night kind of night sky.
Wait!
How long have I been laying here! It’s the middle of the night! And there are like- a bajillion stars. And my phone still can’t call anyone! But I still have service! And full charge too! Nice.
Huh. Wonder if the cosplayers are still here.
Peeking from the bushes I see most of them have already left. The perv and a few others are the only ones left. I hope they leave soon. I’m super thirsty! Can wait to guzzle up some of that life-liquid.
The other bros in the frat said not to say that out loud now that I think about it. They looked super red when I said that. Maybe it’s some slang I didn’t learn yet?
Hey! That big guy in the middle just hit the perv! It could be because he’s a perv though…
But he can’t keep doing it! And why are the other guys?… OH MY GOSH! Are they eating him!?
Um! Uh! I’ll throw this rock at them!
Picking up the rock I- crush it with my bare hands!? When did I get enough gains for that!
And! Oh. Shit. I’m standing in the middle of the clearing after making tons of noise by crushing a rock.
…Are they going to eat me too?
Frozen in place I stare them down, okay, just back up slowly… if a wall of clearly carnivorous plants weren’t trying to eat my ass!
I’ll fight them then!
Just have to brace my self and-
Oh. Oh wow these guys are weak.
Within moments I’m standing on top of a group of cosplayers. Well. Not anymore considering how broken the outfits are.
Walking over to the other guy I reach down, offering him my hand, I’m feeling a little like a hero. Though all I did was beat some guys up.
The perv though, he definitely doesn’t have manners! He just started licking the tree sap off my hands.
I pull my hands away. Seriously! This is why I’m calling you a perv in my head!
“You know what! Here eat this instead!” I knew they didn’t speak the same language but by anime if he wants something in his mouth at least have it be food!
He gingerly takes the offered food, for some reason he drapes some vines over it first, weird dude.
He seems to be inspecting the length of meat.
His eyes are trailing every inch as the vines tighten and greed sets into his eyes.
After letting the vines rest on the meat a bit longer he hungrily consumes it, shoving half of its length in.
It’s rather long and thick compared to most now that I think about it.
I can see something that I think is his tongue wrapping around fruitlessly trying to cover the entirety of its length.
It isn’t soon before his body starts to shudder at the unexpected gain, liquid flowing down his chin as he couldn’t even close his mouth.
The noises he’s making… wet, sticky sounding gags coming out as he’s forcing the meat into himself. And with a final shudder, he’s completely consumed the offered meat.
Well, while he did that I got some water to drink and started eating some fruit nearby. If you only eat meat you’ll get indigestion!
The rest of the group crawls over to me, I think they want some of it? I do clearly still have a few more and that guy really seemed to like it.
Or maybe not.
The group is just staring at me, the big one who I think was the leader, offers his head to me? No, he’s gesturing to the flower on top.
It’s a… sturdy flower. The color is really dense and the edges are spiked.
I wonder what kinds of plants these are? And if any can get rid of my headache. It hurts ;(
The other guy comes rushing over once he sees us, I can see the outline of my meat in his throat.
He gestured to the flower bud on his head, where did that come from?
It looks super soft though, maybe I’ll just touch it a little?
The bud trembles the moment I touch it, as I lightly run my finger on the light pink sides, he’s shivering as I slowly inspect it.
I lean down towards it, it’s actually kind of cute, and it seems like he doesn’t mind me touching him like this.
It looks really… delicious in all honesty, I want to bite it.
As I play with the bud it suddenly opens up!
Pale petals fill my visions and- oh my gosh it’s so soft!
I give the flower a little kiss for flowering for me.
I might not be able to find my way back but this is fun!
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And that was an incredibly long snippet from my self indulgence. It was supposed to be short which is why it isn’t on ao3 instead.
Well anyways I hope whoever read it enjoyed it and feel free to direct any questions to my askbox though most of this AU will probably end up on @rarepears blog if they’re okay with it.
Also some of the little things in here like Devon and carfucker are from his fraternity.
Devon is a guy who forgot to eat or drink anything several practices in a row while another person decided to start saying swears differently as to not disrespect mothers.
The ‘people’ in the fic are plants based monsters and beasts whose hierarchy is based on size and traits.
Thicker, rougher and sharper flowers are seen as the stronger and better fed while softer ones are seen as weaker.
These creatures can reproduce asexually or by deflowering another and it works like crossbreeding.
It works with most species though humans need an extra push for it to work with them.
Our MC has abilities from three systems that are needed because he’s not supposed to have them unless he transmigrated to that world.
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marbelcrossovers · 1 year
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Ask Game
Got tag by @rarepears Relationship status: Single. My dating preference is fictional so yeah, I’m staying single. Also don’t have time for dating with how much stuff I want to do.  Favourite colour: Red or blue. Depending on my mood.  Song stuck in my head: Theme Of King JJ from Yuri On Ice Favourite food: Cantonese Congee. The seafood type or the one with some preserved duck eggs. Last song I played: 难却 (416戏腔版) It’s a Chinese opera. Dream Trip: More of a stay local type of person. I don’t like travelling that much. But I’d like to go somewhere with a lot of water and not too many people.  Last thing I googled: Basic Italian vocabulary pdf
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darkkbluee · 1 year
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9 People You Want to Get to Know Better
I was tagged by @eleonoraw. Took me a while to get to it. Thank you very much for the tag and sorry for the delay! 💖
1. Three Ships
I'll take some liberties and 4 ships:
Lawlight (my current OTP). What can I say, the enemies-to-lover and enemies-and-lovers dynamic has me captured. This ship has UST in spades. I just want them to kiss first and then go back to killing each other (literally or metaphorically, take your pick 🔥). And hey! Maybe they did kiss behind closed doors in Yotsuba arc. Their room had no cameras. Sus as hell.
NaruSaku: Naruto chases Sasuke across 50+ volumes and 500+ episodes, plus an on-screen kiss. The only people who get a genuine emotional reaction from Sasuke are his brother, the people who offer to help him take revenge on his brother, and Naruto. See the outlier here? Hint hint, nudge nudge. Yeah, they're totally gone for each other.
Bingqiu (from Scum Villain's Self Saving System, transmigrated millennial x black lotus demon lord): Shen Yuan aka Shen Qingqiu is the classic millennial (main hobby is meme, web novels, criticizing web novels, buying merch) who transmigrates into a xianxia novel's scum teacher. PS- Shen Yuan has no teaching credentials. Yeah, no way this can go wrong. Plus, oh look! There's feels too!
WangXian (from Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, aka The Untamed): Lan Wangji's stead-fastness and Wei Wuxian's sheer chaotic energy has me captivated ❤.
2. First ever ship
Naruto & Sasuke. Shipped these two before I even knew what a ship was, back during the 2000s Naruto re-runs. It's a popular ship tho, so as a bonus, my second ever ship was Sun Knight/Judgment Knight, from Yu Wo's Legend of the Sun Knight. That's how I found ao3 btw. Searching for LSK fanfics 😂.
3. Last song
Mere Dil Gaye Ja (Zooby Dooby remix). Odd, I know. Alas, spotify does what it does and this one is actually an ear worm. Last English song was, 'Ka chink' by Shania Twain. A song about paying credit card bills and debt, whats not to like?
4. Last movie
Its been so long, actually had to look this up. Knives Out. Did a rewatch after Glass Onion came out.
5. Currently reading
The Republic of Thieves (third book of Gentlemen Bastards series).
6. Currently watching
The Witcher s1
7. Currently consuming
Air, water and Godiva Dark Chocolate Ganache <3
8. Currently craving
Chocolate gelato ice cream, spaghetti in spicy tomato and pesto sauce, pani puri and gulab jamun 🤤.
Andd that's it folks! Hope you enjoyed reading me rambling away lmao. Tagging others below, but its been so long, idk if they already did the game 🙈.
@dotti55 @spicyyagamis @rarepears @homoeroticide @llawlieta @kerosinom @idontevenuse-thissite
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rarepears · 2 years
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There's been so many fun AU lately on this blog:
#yue qingyuan is a mob boss au #the 12th peak of Cang Qiong: the eldritch handlers au #the au in which an 8 year old calls peak lord shen jiu as#didi #shen jiu becomes a spirit au #shen jiu has khr reborn's teaching style au #Shen Jiu falls in love with a dragon AU #svsss hunchback of notre dame au #liu qingge and human cauldrons au #shen qingqiu marries a brothel madam au #shen jiu's happy invention life au and more...
I find it amusing that we all seem to love Shen Jiu the most. Who cares about Shen Yuan, Shen Jiu is the best thing since sliced bread!
(But I also feel like we need an AU that is centered around Shang Qinghua soon. Or maybe poor overworked Mu Qingfang?)
What's been your favorite AU and why?
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crowlyne · 26 days
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I love your art and ypur emperor sy au 😭!! Thanks for sharing!!
Thank you so much!!
Though the emp sy idea is not from me! Give the original post some love : https://www.tumblr.com/rarepears/740169255226638336/a-nearby-country-just-had-a-new-monarch-ascend-the?source=share
I took the idea and went wild with it
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lanheya · 2 years
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Hello there!
Welcome to my Tumblr!
This is one of my works on A03, inspired by the godly @marbelcrossovers and @rarepears
Do check them out on their profiles and A03, lovely and wonderful writers they are.
My works are as below, I do have a Discord server as well but it isn’t active due to the low number of people and I’m also looking for mods and admins.
Discord | A03
Few originals that I have uploaded too are Reborn As A Villain, and Priest of Tenebris.
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arkhammaid · 9 months
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wip poll game!!
rules: make a 24-hour poll with the names of your wips, let it run, then write one sentence for every vote the winner got!!
ty for the tag 🫶 ( @aimixx & @baeshijima )
no pressure tags: @rarepears , @auraxins , @keqism , @k-zu , @marbelcrossovers , @seraphiism + everyone else who would like to join!!
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Family Portray of Shen Jiu, Tianlnag-Jun, Shen Yuan & Luo Binghe. Inspired by @rarepears Shen Jiu x Tianlang-Jun, Shen Jiu is Lou Binghe's mother headcanon. Under the cut i have them individually.
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