Sitcom where it's the Luxon, Ka'Mort, and Rau'shan sharing a townhouse in an aasimar and are arguing over renovating the place to their own tastes. The Luxon took the mind and the rage, Ka'Mort took the body and made an earth genasi, and Rau'shan took the right arm and the cracks. Maybe a mockumentary like What We do In The Shadows. Slowly find out they've formed a casual polycule. They roast the Exandrian Pantheon regularly.
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Crack idea:
What if, when the Shard of Ka'Mort fully wakes up, she wants to talk to the Spark of Rau'shan. After some convincing (and headaches for Ashton) Bells Hells allows this.
At which point, Ka'Mort just goes off on Rau'shan.
How dare you try to torch my heir! They were bringing us together! And when he fucking survived you, you peaced out and took some of his strength with you. Don't say you were trying to give me space! I thought we were partners. But I guess it's just me and the ancient cosmic entity in my heir's head. At least it has never tried to kill my cute little heir. Or rejected them. Or stolen their vitality. You better give that stolen vitality back, you flaming bitch.
All cumulating in:
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Those ten constitution saves were quite the journey! Big risk, big reward, yes? But what is Ashton now? Magma Genasi? And how much consent is required to be NOT mad at the other person?
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Ashton arrived in Whitestone, a city on the outskirts of which Keyleth of the Air Ashari, Voice of the Tempest, made an incredibly stupid decision and ended up accidentally killing herself in the process and went, "Hold my beer"
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It's sort of inevitable in D&D, especially in a game with a lot of calls to the idea of fate and a lot of complex parental relationships, that you'll touch on breaking cycles, but man do Imogen and Ashton seem to be lined up to be some of the most clear examples of it: Imogen, suddenly leaving her home, trying to learn about herself and stop her nightmares and get rid of her powers, becoming frustrated when information is scarce, even flirting with the idea of joining the Vanguard when it becomes an option...but deciding against it, staying with her friends, even finding a different way to ease the worst aspects of her powers will still retaining what's good. And Ashton, also broken and of burning purpose, also seeking power they believed themselves to be owed, but, in theory, fated not to deceive and destroy but share their gifts with someone else and use it to end a cult of personality rather than start one. They are both one really bad experience away from becoming their parents, but they have the opportunity and the information not to make the same mistakes.
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anyone else think that ashton (r)ejected their original shard and kept the new one? I couldn't tell if chetney's grim psychometry disproved that, but it certainly seemed like matt was being vague on purpose.
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i like how travis is ready to write notes down as if. you know. the titan's names werent an extremely important part of exu calamity
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Okay, @ozbian had these great tags on my drabble about the dangers of leaving the Spark of Rau'shan and the Quintessence Array harness unattended overnight (for more background/thoughts regarding that)
So now I'm thinking the funniest thing Matt can do about the Spark being left alone in the workshop is for it to start spitting out a Doompa Loompa Delivery Service with the goal of getting itself to the Vessel of the Shard of Ka'Mort.
Just, the sheer danger and stupidity of leaving a fire shard that is known to create little elemental lives in a workshop containing gunpowder and probably other flammables.
So anyways, the Doompa Loompas have a Quest: bring the Creator to its Earth Partner.
Problem: They know fuck all about where they are and have only the vaguest sense of what they're even looking for to deliver the Creator to.
Que making a mess of Percy's workshop before they find and figure out Doors.
And so begins a really weird night for the guards of Castle Whitestone.
There's little fire creatures. They crackle and growl at the guards (asking for directions). They have a magic fire rock. The magic fire rock makes the area around it warmer. Oh, and if they kill the little fire creatures, the magic fire rock spits out a new one. The little fire creatures are getting progressively bigger and tougher with each generation. Also, is it just them, or are things getting hotter around here too? (they are angering the Spark. thankfully not to Big Boom levels. yet)
Eventually someone notices that the burning footprints lead back to Lord Percival's workshop, so hopefully he knows what to do.
If Percy has to be up in the middle of the godsdamned night because of what those fucking adventurers brought into his castle, so do they.
The ladies are already out on Laudna's Midnight Mischief (probably a Delilah taunting/investigation at the Sun Tree, dining room, or ziggurat that's going to go wrong), but luckily the boys are summoned easily enough. And what they really need.
A Doompa Loompa spots Ashton and brings the Spark over to them. The minute Ashton takes hold of the Spark, things cool down to warm instead of oven and all the Doompa Loompas crumble. It is declared that the Spark either goes in Bells Hells' Bag of Holding or has a slumber party with Ashton.
It's a very anti-climatic end that has everyone who knows thinking twice about giving the Spark to Fearne over Ashton.
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The so juicy fallout of Ashton's decision, the drama, the conflict, the inner demons within Bell's Hells – chefs kiss! Will a scavenger hunt in the Feywild fix it and cause unity within the bunch? And who gets the shard eventually? Let us know who and why, and we will discuss it in our next episode!
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