so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do
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Has this been done before? It came to me in a vision
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How do Rex/Wolffe/Gregor girlies sleep knowing they're safe for the Bad Batch finale:
How do Hunter/Wrecker/Crosshair/Echo/Howzer/Cody girlies sleep:
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if disney came out with a mini series solely focusing on the Clones (this time around) it would be so popular... Imagine episodes of just Rex and Cody going on a mission or featuring how Cody got his scar or if the command batch is as close as fans wish they were. Wolffe's fight with Ventress. Fox leading a squad of new shiny guards around the Senate and showing exit ways to use in emergency situations. Gree and his first encounter with an alien animal species. Bly after his first successful mission on Felucia...
Imagine 40 minute long episodes of Clone Trooper Bliss. It would be so popular. Sigh.
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*during their monthly check-in call*
Fox: Alright, I'm bored, let's have a little competition. What's the weirdest thing your generals have done or can do?
Bly, dreamily: General Secura doesn't do anything weird, she's great...
Fox: Bly's in love with his general, in other news water is wet, moving on!
Rex: Sometimes General Skywalker just straight-up eats bugs. He doesn't cook them or anything, he just finds a bug and eats it.
Fox: Now that's the kind of garbage I'm looking for! Next!
Ponds: Sometimes General Windu will be about to make a decision and just stare really hard at whatever he's making a decision about for an uncomfortably long time. Then he'll shotgun like 10 space-Advil and keep going.
Fox: I am both concerned and impressed, next!
Wolffe: General Koon has made Separatist generals straight up surrender just by using his Disappointed Dad Voice™️ on them.
Fox: Wow, that's-
Cody: My general can talk to the dead.
The Rest of Them: ...
Cody: Get fucked.
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It is 2008. I am turning nine. I am watching The Clone Wars movie in theaters with the boys. The clones are fighting on Teth. This rules.
It is 2024. I am twenty-four. I am watching The Bad Batch in my apartment on my own. The clones are fighting on Teth. This hurts.
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