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fbfh · 1 year

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dad!tony + stark!reader growing up/childhood hcs

wc: 1.4k

genre: fluff, a little angst, preventative hurt/comfort, family/domestic bliss

pairing: dad!tony + kid!stark!reader, gen 1 ironfam (tony, pepper, rhodey, happy) + reader

warnings: Tony loved your mom and thinks you look like her, your mom is not in the picture (open to interpretation), takes place in the early 2010s, mentions of iron man 1 - 3 and the first avengers movie, tony's a good dad, brief mentions of kidnapping/attacks/general danger, tony found out he had a kid and took you in backstory, bonding, tony's a good dad, did I mention Tony's a good dad

a/n: oh boy did this make me feel things lol. self shipping to cope hours who's with me.

@yesv01 @afidiofobia @thatmultifandomloser @babiesimagines @lizziebitch33 @hopefullhearts @thatawkwardlittlefangirl @dustyinkpages @liberty-barnes

Knowing what Tony’s like

And we all know what he’s like

The odds are if you’re his kid that he did not know you existed for at least a couple years

(I also like this backstory most bc it puts you roughly in the same age group as Peter and Harley and yall already know how I feel about that)

Your mom is probably someone that caught his attention and heart during his playboy era then disappeared

A few years later

You or turn up with a very detailed letter from your mom addressed to him

And you look so much like her it knocks the air right out of him

You also look so much like him too

You have all of his sass and intelligence and mannerisms

It’s shocking at first

You probably came into his life some time after he became iron man but before the avengers were formed

Early 2010s yk

Which means you actually have a little time to settle into your new life before shit hits the fan again

You know the whole “I’m trying to break generation cycles” thing he has with Peter in homecoming??

He has that exact same talk with you

He does so much research and a fuck ton of self reflection on how to raise a kid

And really be present for them

It's a very spicy emotional time for both of you

Because he realizes he needs to deal with all the unresolved shit he's been suppressing and ignoring

And you're trying to deal with the fact that up until now, you really weren't being taken care of like you should have been

And you're both trying to deal with how scary and dangerous all of the new threats out there are as Fury presses Tony to join the avengers

But you make it work

Because Tony is not giving up on you

And he's not resting until you're totally happy and comfortable and safe with all your needs met

The first time you call him dad?????

He has to try so hard not to cry

He's just so proud of you

And he loves you so much

He gets that feeling whenever you call him dad

Even when you say it every day

Even when you introduce him as your dad

And reference him as your dad

No matter how often it happens

He never stops getting that feeling

He majorly prioritizes making sure you have a good education too

And that you’re really getting something out of it

Whatever the best solution for you is, you’ll figure it out

While I love the idea of little baby stark just showing up to class in like 3rd grade and being like “this is my dad’s old prosthetic heart it’s a miniature arc reactor he built in a cave when he was kidnapped by terrorists” then proceeding to explain to your whole class and teacher how he designed built and powered the first draft of his suit, and how the electromagnet keeps the shrapnel in his chest from killing him

Or Tony calling you in sick and you show up a few days later sunkissed with souvenirs from the gorgeous tropical island he took you to “on business”

After getting separated and having both your lives threatened during the battle of manhattan and the surrounding events

And after getting attacked (again) and not knowing you thought he was dead during the whole ordeal with Killian

He’s going to want to keep you close to him

You can’t get kidnapped or hurt or attacked if you’re near enough for him to keep you safe

And he can’t get kidnapped or hurt or attacked if you’re close by enough to make sure he’s really doing okay

After all the shit you’ve both been through you’ll probably both end up with a lot of anxiety and attachment issues

But he works together with you to come up with plans for pretty much everything and every eventuality

Even if you know it might not help change the fact that there will be more fights to take on in the future, having a plan for keeping you safe during them makes you both feel a lot more better

And knowing he’s planned for every eventuality takes a huge weight off Tony’s mind too

Which means he can fight even better and save the world with a little more security knowing you’re okay now, and you’re going to be okay when he’s done with whatever problem he’s dealing with

So practically speaking he’ll probably get you a private tutor

Maybe online classes or homeschooling if those end up working better

But he’ll have Pepper find him some good candidates, then grill the living shit out of them

He’ll figure out their communication styles, their teaching styles, and generally if they pass the vibe test

When he finds someone who will actually be able to help you learn, they have to train a lot before they start tutoring you

The last thing he wants is for learning to become a source of distress for you instead of a tool to empower you

Plus having a tutor he can drag along with you means you have even more freedom to jet all over the world so he can surprise you with trips without either of you worrying about you falling behind

And speaking of empowering you

There is absolutely zero chance you’re not learning self defense and how to fight

He somehow helps you skip past the “wow self defense is scary” part right into the “wow this is super empowering and I feel safer and more secure since I started learning how to do this” part

Once you fly through the ranks of a bunch of different self defense and martial arts and fighting styles

Then you start doing hero training

He makes you a suit that’s armed to the teeth

And also safety protocoled to the teeth

“For emergencies only.”

After many, many safety talks, now you get to move onto the fun part

He gets to teach you how to use it

Neither of you can deny how much fun it is learning how to blast lasers from your palms or shoot rockets out of your wrists

He literally gets to teach you how to fly

It feels magical

It really feels magical watching you

His kid

Literally learn to fly with his help

God he’s just so proud of you

He loves you so much

Between the traveling and the privacy issues and the safety concerns, anything else you do

Any skills or extracurriculars or hobbies

Will also probably be from a tutor or private instructor too

One of his love languages is gift giving

He’s really looking forward to when you’re old enough for him to just hand you a credit card so he can see what you find when you come back

But until then he gets to spoil the shit out of you

Real talk he’s not going to stop spoiling you when you’re old enough to shop for yourself anyway

He loves the way your face lights up when he surprises you with something really cool

Trips, events, gadgets he made you

Anything you could conceptually want or imagine

All he has to do is wave his magic wand and now you have hyper realistic rainbow silicone mermaid tails for when you go swimming

You have a secret reading room hidden in the back of your closet that you access by pulling a book on a shelf

He even has a toy made after you in your favorite toy line

Barbies, american girls, legos, action figures

Or whatever your favorite toy/figurine is

He surprises you with a new one that looks just like you

And you lose your shit

Because who wouldn’t

What can he say

Tony loves spoiling you

Your existence is the greatest thing he could ever hope for

You are the most important beloved cherished thing in his life

All he wants is to keep you safe and happy and well taken care of

And maybe a little pampered and spoiled

But you deserve it

You deserve to have the world handed to you

Which is exactly what he intends to do

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scoonsalicious · 17 days

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okay, thoughts on the latest happenings hmm, first off, I love Tony and Pocket's brother-sister dynamic, it's so funny and sweet. If it were me, I would've asked for a house and a retirement fund and a bunch more but then again, she is already working for Stark Industries, so I think she's already set lmao. And obviously, we already knew Tony didn't authorize the shit Joseph just pulled, but I'm still not buying the fact that she did it alone. I mean, she could've since she's well capable, but something is still very fishy about it.

which brings me to Steveioli (I really like the nickname now, it flows off the tongue so well), hmm, okay, I don't think he's that bad now, but still keeping one eye open because I still don't trust him. Which brings me to my first theory, I feel like this short interaction between him and Pocket is going to cause something. And Juniper will be the one pulling the strings because lol the manipulative sack of shit she is. Like, she's probably good with tech too, so what if she managed to get footage of the dance, or just Steve walking Pocket to her room and then show it to Bucky? (or maybe Steve would give it himself but i digress) And I fear that's going to trigger something ESPECIALLY knowing how Jocelyn is going to spin it. And yeah technically Bucky and Pocket aren't together albeit the blurred lines with this friendship, so she doesn't really owe him anything. But, I wished she could've told Bucky about the interaction with Steve first so he knows the truth of what happened before Jennifer manages to twist it. AGAIN THEORY. But I really do have a feeling Something is going to trigger Bucky to do something rash (not cheat, but I can't pinpoint as to what yet. Maybe some harsh words being spoken or him defending Jomar again). Either way, it's going to be related to Steve because he always seems to be a sensitive topic.

Also, to add, why was my danger alert flaring when Steve handed Pocket that lemonade? Is that me being paranoid? lol but then again, we don't really know what's going on with Pocket being sick so maybe I'm just reaching. But since I have an inkling that she was given something, I'd be wary of accepting drinks from anyone. ESPECIALLY the person who's still madly in love and probably has a secret mission to break a relationship for good. But hey, maybe that's just me.

And I'm so anxious as to what's going to happen on the mission. (help as i was typing this a theory came to mind) What if Bucky gets badly hurt because Jakari sabotages it just like she did with Rhodey? But instead of Bucky being mad at her, he's still going to defend her? Say something about it wasn't her fault blah blah blah and it's going to anger Pocket especially if badly is hurt. OR OR ON THE FLIP SIDE, what if Judith intentionally hurts herself and make it look like Bucky didn't defend her or somehow makes a spin that it was his fault? THEN he'd start taking care of her, not because of anything fishy or feeling wise, but because he feels GUILTY and feels like he HAS to which, goes back to what you said about the way he followed through with his actions. Idk idk I'm probably reaching and I could be so so wrong haha sorry i'm just a theory girly

But anyways, CONGRATS ON FINISHING THE FIC. that's a great achievement you should definitely celebrate! Though I do get this would bittersweet though. But hey, don't be sad that it's over, be glad it happened. Keep doing what you're doing! you're amazing, lots of love!

— Jnon 🤍

Jnon! Hearing from you never fails to make my day! NEVER. I love you and you're perfect. I love writing Tony and Pocket. They bring me so much joy with their banter. Right now, though, Pocket's got no need for a house. I leaned on it much more in earlier drafts, but Pocket's fucking loaded. Like, she may not be a billionaire, but she aint' hurtin', lol. Obviously, Tony didn't send Joe Jonas to Russia; he hates her almost as much as Pocket does at this point, but as for whether or not she got in on her own... well, we shall have to wait and see!

As for Steveioli, it does roll off the tongue so smoothly! There are definitely repercussions concerning his encounter with Pocket at the gala, which you'll start hearing about this afternoon! I want to say so much more, but EEP! I cannot not! I will say, the lemonade, like the Thai food, was safe. No worries there. It was more like Steve trying to make a point to Pocket that he knows her so well. Pathetically. Your theories as to what could happen on the mission with Bucky and Jabba the Hut are fantastic; I wish I had come up with any one of them, but I did not. :( And finally, THANK YOU SO MUCH! I had a moment yesterday where I typed the final sentence and was just like "shit; now what do I do with my life?" I'm pleased to say, I'm ten pages in to With Friends Like These already, so I think we'll be good, lol. And while I was so happy to finally be rid of The Famous Jett Jackson (wow-- that's a throwback; I'm old), I'm nowhere near done with Pocket, I think. I love her too much, lol. As always, I love getting your responses. They make my day! J'scoons

#unwanted #jnon report

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ao3feed-irondadspiderson · 8 months

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I had a feeling so peculiar

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49915459 by Good_As_I_Am94 6. Sick and injured Words: 1188, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 6 of Sicktember 2023 Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen, M/M Characters: Peter Parker, Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Happy Hogan Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts, Peter Parker & James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts & James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Happy Hogan & James "Rhodey" Rhodes Additional Tags: Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker Whump, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Parent Tony Stark, Protective Tony Stark, Pepper Potts Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Parent Pepper Potts, Protective Pepper Potts, Awesome Pepper Potts, Precious Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark Friendship, Protective James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Uncle James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Awesome James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Hurt, injured, Wounded read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/49915459

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #iron dad and spider son #spider son #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark

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larcenywrites · 10 months

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I was thinking about the palladium poisoning Tony suffered in IM2. And like, he'd probably try to keep you in the dark about it - but at the same time there's black lines/veins spreading from the reactor up his neck, you're gonna end up noticing that sooner or later, even if he always tries to hide it. Plus, he's clearly on a depressive/anxious episode, he might be showing some suicidal tendencies, he's pushing everyone away, Rhodey's worried about him (and probably knows more than you and Tony probably has him swear he won't tell you anything because he doesn't want to worry you and he doesn't want you to suffer if/when he dies from that shit)...

And it happened (iirc) about 6 months after the end of IM1, so imagine he’s finally started to open up again, he’s comfortable, but then suddenly one day he makes a complete 180 and now he’s wearing shirts to bed again and he’s nervous again… and it only starts getting worse. And just in general, he starts getting worse. He starts to look sick, it feels like he has a fever all the time, you probably catch him drinking more often or even drunk. He uses the excuse that he is sick to stay in the guest bedroom most nights, which makes it a bit easier to hide his little issue. And when you call him out on it, even gently and progressively, all he ever does is damn near cry and whimper I love yous and I’m sorrys into your neck. But nothing ever changes. He’s far too eager to get into fights with everyone else, especially Rhodey, and he’s obviously being less careful when he doing,, whatever he does out there. Except this time, you’re hardly allowed to look him over and help him out. If you do notice something odd and dark peeking over his collar, he’ll just brush it off and keep working on whatever he was doing, and if you try to touch it, he’ll flinch away aggressively and side eye you like a nervous dog. You could try to ask JARVIS, but he’s sworn to secrecy…

Tbh he probably gets Rhodey or Happy or someone to manage to get you out of the house for a while (more suspicious to everyone) because he doesn’t want you to be there when he starts tearing up the whole damn house and doing whatever the hell he’s doing down there??

And then suddenly, he’s just fine! Almost a literal night and day difference! It’ll probably make you more nervous at first, but he doesn’t look or feel sick and feverish anymore. If you bring up your concerns he’ll apologize but he won’t actually address it…

The hardest thing would be if, in reference to the pregnancy hcs, if you got pregnant shortly after he first came home, and now you’re like 3-5 months along and dealing with Tony being weird and Tony’s dealing with secretly dying and everything’s just super fucked up 😩

#anon #anonymous #answered #larstalks

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ace-t-fic · 2 years

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Rhodey: shit, you look horrible.

Tony: thanks for that-*choo* really, I needed some positivity in my life.

Rhodey: why are you out of bed your sick?!

Tony: No, no *choo* n-*achoo*. Just allergies. Bucky smuggled in a cat last week he thinks I do*ohhh*nt know about it but he really loves that thin-*choo*

#winteriron #winteriron incorrect qoutes #winteriron fluff #bucky x tony #bucky/tony

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irondad-defensesquad · 4 months

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2023 Tumblr Top 10

1. 485 notes - Nov 14 2023

peter: hi mr. stank! tony: tony: rhodey have you been poisoning my kid again rhodey: i don't know what you're talking about, mr....

2. 259 notes - Apr 27 2023

the mcu also lacked rhodey roasting steve for treating tony like shit

3. 213 notes - Nov 11 2023

edit (december 6th 2023): this has been getting a lot of notes - thank you for the love btw! - so i just wanted you to know that...

4. 195 notes - Jun 30 2023

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5. 186 notes - May 9 2023

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6. 181 notes - Oct 20 2023

i just love that tony's love language is making suits for the ppl he cares about (*cries knowing that it also includes peter*)

7. 151 notes - Mar 18 2023

"tony stark is so evil" he's like the goofiest character in the movies

8. 147 notes - Nov 14 2023

"tony stark plays with kittens while answering fan questions" tony, holding a cat: oh he's my little guy tony: ... what was the...

9. 140 notes - Jun 30 2023

just feeling emotional over irondad again bc tony designed a friendly and sweet AI (karen) to not only help peter on how to use...

10. 133 notes - Jun 29 2023

"i'm sick of mr. stark treating me like a kid all the time, it's not cool!!" says peter parker bouncing onto a bed angrily

(Created by TumblrTop10)

#tumblrtop10 #made this for fun #some posts i forgot i'd posted them last year lol #lotus speaks

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winter-turtle · 2 years

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Wrong Place, Wrong Time - Winterturtle - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]

Summary:

Tony expected many things when he got a call from Midtown to pick up a certain sick Spiderling. What he wasn't expecting was being a target of three kidnappers. Unfortunately, Peter being at the wrong place at the wrong time threw a wrench in their (poorly constructed) plan.

“I’m sorry.”

“I know, Peter.”

“I didn’t mean to throw up.”

“I know, Peter.”

Tony didn’t think he’s ever seen the kid look so miserable. Not even after that one time when he’s gotten stabbed on patrol and that was saying something considering how much blood there was.

Wait-

“This is not because of some hidden injury that you thought you could take care of yourself only for it to get infected, right?” Tony, full of suspicion, asked as he led Peter towards the car, supporting most of his weight.

Peter moaned, wrapping his free hand around his aching stomach. “No. Didn’t go patrolling in two days. Didn’t feel good.”

Okay, so no infection. Given Peter’s track record, that was an incredible success. “Okay. Just checking,” Tony nodded, satisfied. “Still, you shouldn’t have gone to school if you felt sick.”

“I didn’t know I could get sick after the bite! I thought it would pass…”

The two of them stumbled the rest of the way to the car in silence, only broken by the traffic and Peter’s labored breathing. Tony opened the door and helped to ease the kid onto the backseat. “There you go.” He passed Peter a fresh brown paper bag provided by the nurse. “You can sprawl here all you want, but try not to throw up on the seats please.”

Peter sent him a weak glare in response, and Tony couldn’t help but burst out laughing because really; angry puppy was still a puppy. He ruffled Peter’s hair, taking notice of how warm his forehead felt as he brushed his curls back.

Okay, hot soup and special spider-baby meds it was right upon arrival. If Rhodey was in the tower, he could ask him to make Mama Rhodes’ famous stew. It worked miracles on hangovers, so this shouldn’t be too different, right?

“I’m just teasing. We’ll get you some soup, then we can watch Star Wars until May gets back from her insane shift, rests a bit,” he quickly added so the kid’s guilt complex wouldn’t make him feel like a burden to his aunt, “and then we’ll drop you off home. Sounds good?”

He doubted Peter would last longer than one movie in his state, but still.

“Yeah. Sounds great,” the kid smiled softly.

“I’ll drive carefully.” Tony gently shut the door and walked around the back to get to the drivers’ seat. He paid no mind to the feet pounding somewhere behind him, merely writing it off as someone rushing to catch the subway.

He shouldn’t have.

The next thing he knew, there were hands grabbing him and shoving him in the backseat as well. “Get in!” someone grunted.

Both front doors and the back door were slammed shut. Tony looked at their three uninvited seatmates, realizing in a heartbeat what was happening.

A kidnapping.

“What the hell?” the man sitting next to him called out.

The driver glanced back through the rearview mirror, his eyes sliding from the man to Tony, then to Tony’s right- shit…

“What the fuck is a kid doing here?!”

“Hey!” Tony barked at the driver. “Watch your fucking language. Little ears are present.”

“Mr. Stark,” Peter, eyes wide in fear, quietly whined, lightly nudging his side.

Tony shifted closer to his mentee, ready to both provide comfort and become a human shield if necessary. “You mind telling me the reason behind this? Because we’ve got somewhere to be.”

The men ignored him in favor of their own heated conversation.

“How didn’t you notice he was loading a whole kid in here?” the man who Tony decided to call Driver said, and if Tony were to guess, he was most likely the leader.

“Well, the kid wasn’t with him when he left the car!” the man in the passenger seat, Shotgun, snapped back. “And I went to fetch your ungrateful ass only to see him back here again already. I thought he went to give some speech or something and be there a while, not to come pick up some kid!”

Something hard pressed into Tony’s side. “Your phone, now! Watch too,” the man next to him barked.

“You know what? No problem. This is just a small hitch in our plan that can actually work in our favor. You don’t have to worry about anything,” Driver addressed Tony, starting the car and pulling into the traffic. “All you have to do is to be quiet and look pretty.”

“I can look pretty even when I’m talking.” Tony shrugged as he passed his phone and watch to the gun-wielding maniac. “Just saying.”

Driver turned around and locked his eyes with Tony, to which he wanted to reply, eyes on the road! “Let me rephrase it then. You will shut up and do as you’re told or the kid gets it,” he said. For emphasis, the man next to Tony – who he will call Backseat – flashed his gun.

Tony’s been kidnapped so many times in his life he lost the count. He knew what to expect. From amateurs looking for a quick cash from Howard Stark to terrorists, he’s seen it all – but this was an uncharted territory. The last time he’s been kidnapped with someone was with Yinsen, who was an adult man capable of holding his own, and he still didn’t make it. What chance did a sick kid have?

For now, the threat was enough to prevent Tony from spitting out some insult. He felt like utter shit for being so useless.

“I’m sorry,” Peter whispered. He must’ve picked up on the billionaire’s inner conflict to some degree.

Tony bumped his knee against Peter’s in an attempt to alleviate some of the kid’s guilt complex. “It’s not your fault,” he murmured back. “You’ll be all right.”

I’ll make sure of that.

Pushing the guilt Yinsen’s memory never failed to bring up away, he leaned closer towards Peter. “Just don’t do anything reckless and let me handle this, okay?”

“But—“

“Peter, no.” He could feel bad about the way the kid hunched in on himself after they were safe.

“I’d listen to Stark, kid,” Backseat said, taunting. “You act out and it won’t be pretty.”

Asshole.

With Peter out of the equation, it was three against one. How exactly was he going to fend off three kidnappers while keeping the kid safe? The gun also posed a problem. There was no telling if it was loaded or not, but Tony wasn’t too keen on finding out.

With the kid here, it wasn’t a risk he was willing to take.

At least he could count himself lucky that, despite the warnings, Peter hasn’t attempted anything yet. Were his self-preservation skills finally kicking in?

Whether that was the case or not, Tony took a deep, inaudible breath and focused on finding anything that could aid him in getting them both out of this mess.

For about another twenty minutes he just sat there, gathering info. He listened to the curt conversations for anything useful, watched the buildings zoom by, all while keeping a comforting hand above Peter’s knee.

By the looks of it, it was very likely that the whole kidnapping wasn’t all that thought through. The occasional nervous twitches and barked out answers only solidified it. They just saw Tony and took their chance without smoothing out the details.

The car suddenly jerked before resuming the smooth drive, pulling Tony out of his musing. Peter sucked in a sharp breath, his body doing a full flinch.

Driver cackled. “Jumpy?” he asked, and Tony never felt stronger urge to punch a smirk off someone’s face, because apparently the drive was getting boring and the only source of fun was to put your sick hostage on the edge.

Tony didn’t have time to open his mouth and speak his mind. The kid beat him to it.

“Okay, rude,” Peter weakly glared. “But you,” he said to Driver, “should pull over. Like, right now. And you,” he turned to Shotgun, “need to put on your seat belt.”

To Tony’s surprise, Shotgun obeyed. But Driver…

“Yeah, fat chance of that, kid.”

“I’m not kidding. Pull over.”

“Or what?”

“Last warning,” Peter said with a desperate tone in his voice. Tony had a not very nice feeling that he knew exactly what was about to happen. He shifted an inch away from his mentee.

“Ooh, I’m terrified,” Driver mocked.

Peter gulped. “I warned you… Oh God,” he said breathlessly before lurching forward and shoving his face into the bag.

Tony winced, grimaced in sympathy and began to rub Peter’s back in an attempt to at least somehow ease the kid’s attempts to suck in a breath. This brought back the memories from MIT party days.

“Did he just throw up?” Shotguns’s voice rose in panic.

“David, calm down—” Driver snapped.

“Oh my God, he threw up, didn’t he?”

“Yeah, he did,” Tony piped in, sensing an opportunity.

“Oh God.”

“Pull yourself together!”

“No, you know how I get when someone pukes! I think I’m gonna… I’m definitely gonna—”

“Damn it, David—”

Driver hit the brakes and faster than Tony could blink, Shotgun unbuckled his seatbelt and threw himself out of the car. The sound of something splattering on the sidewalk followed. Tony peeked out of the window to see the man’s hunched back.

Driver pinched the bridge of his nose and closed his eyes. “Damn it.”

“Oh, I see how it is. You stop the car for your buddy over there but not for an obviously unwell kid that tried to warn you several times!” Tony knew that provoking the already agitated kidnappers was risky, but their poorly constructed plan already had so many cracks and this just might be the final nail in the coffin. If he did this correctly-

Driver huffed and threw up his arms in frustration. “You know what? Forget it!” he said, jumped out of the car and slammed the door closed with more force than necessary. Backseat glanced from one empty seat to another before exiting the car as well.

The grumbling outside went on for about a minute before Driver glared at the pair through the window. “This isn’t over,” he threatened in the cliché bad-guy way and walked away.

“What just happened?” Peter asked after he lifted his head out of the bag a moment later.

“I,” Tony said slowly, still processing the event, “I think you saved both of our asses by throwing up just now. Huh. Good job, kid.”

Peter smiled. “Thanks,” he said and then shoved his face back into the bag.

#marvel fanfiction #peter parker #tony stark #irondad and spiderson #irondad #spiderson #sickfic #sick peter parker #emetophobia

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polizwrites · 1 year

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So, I could use a little help in deciding between two sets of prompts to use for the @allcapsbingo One Fill, One Bingo challenge badge. This allows participants to combine squares that would normally qualify for a bingo (row, column or diagonal) into a single work, instead of 5 separate ones (or 5 chapters of a longer work)

Here’s my choices/ideas:

Row 4: Stucky --> All Caps: B4 - Walk on the Beach, I4 - AU: Neighbors, N4 - Deserted Island, G4 - Babysitting, O4 - AU: Domestic = No Powers AU - Steve and Sam stay in a VRBO/AirBnB on what they think is a deserted island. Turns out the owner is a recluse with a daughter who is intent on matchmaking.

Row 5: WinterIron B5 - "Man, shut the hell up.", I5 - Alpha Bucky Barnes, N5 - James Rhodes, G5 - Humping, O5 - Competitive Idiocy = No Powers AU & a/b/o AU -- Alpha Bucky and Alpha Tony keep butting heads even as they mutually pine - their beta besties, Sam and Rhodey are sick of their shit.

I’m not sure how to use the new Poll feature, so please reply (or reblog) with your preference for Row 4 or Row 5 !

#writing stuff #mcu/marvel #all caps bingo #poll #help me choose

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seek--rest · 2 years

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i completely agree with you regarding the Peter x Avengers fics. its gotten to the point where i have about 85% of the MCU characters blacklisted while filtering fics on ao3 🙈

i really never understood the appeal to it at all? especially when they’d completely downplay or ignore the importance of May, Ned or MJ in MCU Peters life

i get that it can be fun to write new ideas and create fun head-canons but … its just not for me at all

It genuinely confuses me and I wrote irondad as a main pairing for the better part of 2 years.

Like I’m sorry, I actually Like Tony Stark and Peter Parker as a possibility to explore and with that, I like /actually using/ the characters that interact with them.

I am a Spider-Man fan first and foremost and rip, I simply cannot relate with the desire to strip Peter Parker of his cast of characters (that have legacy and MEANING to him) for the sake of him eating a Poptart with Thor or sparring with Natasha or doing what the fuck ever with Bucky.

The MCU did absolute shit with their cast of characters but the (1) benefit of it, is that it made Peter’s cast full of POC. The MCU being Like That is one thing but it is QWHITE INTERESTING to me that fandom decided that Ned and MJ were boring/uninteresting/too mean/too stupid/whatever other racist excuse so that Peter could hang out with the GROWN ASS PEOPLE.

(Because these fics never have Peter as an adult. Never have him as an Equal. 99% of “””team as family””” fics are just an excuse for the authors to project onto Peter and I’m sick of it.)

This doesn’t even Speak to what happens to May Parker. Let me not speak.

tl;dr perhaps fandom was a mistake if the idea of having fun always involves the POC that /mean/ something to your favorite white boy being ignored, killed off or abused so that he can hang around like with checks notes only other white people. (Since Sam Wilson and Rhodey aren’t the ones people care about let’s not even try and pretend.)

#seek speaks #an absolute displeasure to know #if i have to see another post talking about how peter would be adopted by the avengers post nwh i'm going to gnaw on the walls

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zhizhn · 2 years

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Crossing Paths

by Zhizhn

Tony Stark and Steve Rogers were not supposed to meet. Their paths were far from each other. Tony, the engineering genius with several degrees under his belt and Steve, the ex-army guy that recently finished his tour and decided to finally get a degree on Art. They were never supposed to meet, but fate was a tricky one. Fate is a bitch that gets what she wants.

It was the beginning of a new semester and Steve Rogers was helplessly lost. Being new to the university scene, he knew he should've toured the campus or attended some sort of orientation. But nope. Here he was. Totally underestimating uni on his first day. He was going to be late at this rate.

Bucky. He's going to blame Bucky for this dilemma. Bucky and his stupid shenanigans of partying all night. Yes, he's going to blame Bucky because he can. Bonus that it made him feel better being petty.

Tony, on the other hand, was in a deep shit. He was out all night partying and drinking and just got back to his apartment at a reasonable time of 5 something in the morning, or so Rhodey had informed him with disdain. He knew he had a lecture to attend in two hours. It wasn't enough time to get a decent amount of sleep or to even sober up. It doesn't really help that his first lecture was with Coulson. Agent was pretty strict with attendance. God, he can already feel his stare of disappointment and the long ass lecture on responsibility.

This is all Barton's fault. That shit. He should've known better than to accept Clint's invitation to "hang out". Hanging out with Clint is guaranteed to give one a good time but the end result can be damning in epic proportions. He never learns does he.

Thankfully, he can still salvage his morning if the barista would just speed up on his order of 3 shots of espresso. It's just three shots, it's tiny as f**k. Not enough to sober up completely but just right to give him boost to make it to Coulson's class.

Steve was walking into Shield Hall when he saw the clock by the entrance. He had ten minutes left before lecture starts. Great. He prays that this was the right building. Running up the stairs, he dashed up to the third floor entering room 303 and proceeded to sit down at the seat furthest from people.

Back to Tony, he was in deep shit. The stupid barista was going to suffer from some difficulties with his devices for a week. Tony needed those shots of espresso but no. No. The stupid imbecile had to spill it, accidentally or so he claims, but my God Tony was just about to commit a felony if he hadn't remembered Coulson. F**king Agent.

So here he was running stumbling up the stairs of Shield Hall. He wonders if he'll make it. He can barely walk straight and not to mention the increasing nausea he was feeling was just making it more difficult to walk run stumble up the f**king stairs. Primitive! He's going to build some jet packs later.

'Shit.' Tony thinks. 'What room was it again? 308? What am I looking at? Is this 308? It looks like 308. It's gotta be 308. F**k. I'm too dizzy for this. I'm heading in.' Was his deduction as he head inside room 303.

Steve has been feeling all sorts of nervous as he waits for the class to begin. Mainly hoping that he was in the right room and because he's a little out if place with all the students. Give him a break, he was 26 already. A little old but hey, he needs to get that degree. Startling him out of his stupor, the door opens and enters a guy looking like he just ran a marathon and was about to throw up an entire continent with how sick he was looking. He was stumbling and was practically all over the place then promptly sits himself at the back, furthest from the population. In other words, sitting beside Steve.

"Am I late?" Tony asks the guy seated beside him. He tries to make out the features of the blonde dude but it was proving to be a challenge as his intoxicated brain was playing with him.

"Uh...no. The professor. He-he isn't here yet." Steve replies awkwardly. Looking closely at the guy, he can tell he was drunk. Seriously drunk. He can smell the alcohol from him. Has he been drinking this early in morning? Was this normal?

"Perfect." Then Tony proceeds to lay his head back on the chair and faces sideward looking at the guy beside him. He may not be able to see well in his condition but Tony can tell. Oh yes he can. This dude was judging him. Probably thought he drank this morning. He's not wrong though. He was probably still drinking at some early hours before 6.

Steve could feel the stare. It was intense. He tries his best not to make eye contact or even interact with the guy. He knows he should probably mind his own business but... "Are you alright?" He can't help but ask. "What?" Was the drunken replied. There was a smile now. Oooooookaaaay. "I mean..." He pauses, "nevermind." And Steve decided to look back up front as the professor entered the room.

"I'm drunk." Tony says, "You are right on your assumption." He smirks. " I can feel you judging you know." Now that Tony looks closely squints, This blonde dude was a handsome blonde dude. And oooooh my oh my. He can tell this dude man was built. That or his brain is super duper intoxicated. Oh right. He is.

"You know I can barely make out your face." The drunk guy continues on, and Steve can see him squinting at him as if he was trying to commit Steve's features to memory as much as his intoxicated brain can. "But I have no doubt that you are a solid 10 out of 10. But I have to taste to know if I can recommend." The drunk guy finishes with a leer.

Now if Steve were some blushing virgin he would've instantaneously combusted at that moment. That was smooth for a drunk guy. He can't help but smile.

"Thanks. Sober up and I might let you know." Blondie flirts back. Hooooly shiiit. Was this guy for real?

Tony could feel a water bottle being pressed on his hand. "Drink some water. Might help." God. Hot and kind. He's making Tony all bothered.

Tony takes the water and fumbles over the cap. Blondie takes the bottle and opens it for him. Tony drinks the water like a man dying out if thirst. "Thanks." He says and Tony gives the bottle back, cap and all.

"No problem". Steve replies and he returns his attention to the front where he can see the professor writing something on the whiteboard.

"Good morning students. I am Professor Charles Xavier and welcome to Psychology 110." The professor says.

"What?" Steve stands up in shock.

"Shit!" Tony exclaims.

"I'm in the wrong class." "I'm in the f**king wrong classroom!" They say at the same time.

Steve hurriedly runs out of the room stopping to apologize to the professor while Tony stumbles out of the room while mumbling profanities and a scream of 'sorry' to the professor.

Seeing Blondie looking lost and frazzled Tony can't help but feel for him. "Hey Blondie." He call out. Blondie looks at him "Sorry, I really need to go and find my class."

"What's your class?" Tony asks.

"Uh... It's Art History. Room 303." Steve answers in defeat. First day and he's late already. "You're in the wrong building Art guy." Drunk guy deadpans. "Well sorry for getting lost." It wasn't his fault. He's blaming Bucky.

"Hey hey chill. I got you. You're in Shield Hall A right now. You need to head to Shield Hall C. It's like on the opposite side of the campus lost boy." Tony smirks.

"Gee thanks. And don't call me boy, I'm older than you." Steve didn't like the arrogance oozing out if this guy. "and you have no room to be calling anyone lost when you are lost too. Drunk and lost." He sasses and hurriedly walks towards the stairs.

"Touchè." Tony was liking this guy more and more. Hot, kind, and with sass. Wasn't that ideal?

"I'm Tony." Drunk guy Tony shouts after him.

"I'm Steve." Blondie Steve says in reply as he runs down the stairs.

And they both headed towards their respective classes for the day. Well it would take Tony to two more classrooms before he ever truly geta it right. But meh, semantics. He can't wait till he crosses paths with Steve again.

#stony #stevetony #steve rogers #tony stark #meet cute

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ao3feed-stony · 2 years

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How about forever

by RebelleCherry85

Tony Stark needs an omega who can help him get where he wants to be, where he wants to be is the White House in 2016. Fury needs a President in his pocket if he's going to stop the agenda that that WSC is pushing and he happens to have an omega super solider who will die without help with his heats. It should be easy, nothing ever is.

Words: 5664, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Pepper Potts, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Peter Parker, May Parker (Spider-Man), James "Bucky" Barnes

Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, Past Pepper Potts Tony Stark, Past Steve Rogers/Brock Rumlow - Relationship

Additional Tags: Past Rape/Non-con, Feminization, Sharing a Bed, Steve Rogers is Not a Virgin, Rough Sex, Face-Fucking, Face-Sitting, Come Marking, Come Swallowing, Frottage, Weird Plot Shit, Cock Cages, Cock Warming, Rimming, Mpreg, Voyeurism, Steve Rogers & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Possessive Sex, sexually frustrated Tony Stark, Miscommunication, Getting to Know Each Other, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Steve Rogers needs to get railed, Howard Stark's Bad Parenting, James "Rhodey" Rhodes Is a Good Bro but he's sick of Tony's shit

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/41297751

#stony #steve rogers #tony stark #iron man #captain america #fan fiction #ao3 stony feed #stony fan

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ao3feed-irondadspiderson · 2 years

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/40609908

Spiderman + Avengers one-shots by Alicemayamery123 A mix of one shots based of prompts. … Peter is trying to get a group photo with the Avengers to rub in flashes face, however Clint wont smile, choosing to mess about. Somehow it ends with everyone laughing at the faces Clint is pulling which makes a better photo anyway. So good that Tony actually lets him post it on his Instagram. And his twitter. And his snapchat stories. Possibly his Facebook too. This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. Words: 2292, Chapters: 1/200, Language: English Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Multi Characters: Peter Parker, Avengers Team, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & James "Rhodey" Rhodes, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Harley Keener & Peter Parker, Harley Keener/Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Peter Parker & Sam Wilson, Peter Parker & Thor, Wanda Maximoff & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Precious Peter Parker, Hurt Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, Hurt Peter, Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child, Kid Peter Parker, Trans Peter Parker, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Bisexual Peter Parker, Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries, Sick Peter Parker

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #iron dad and spider son #spider son #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark

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ao3feed-friendsofspiderman · 1 year

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Introductions

by The1whereImhigh

Harley wes anxious.

Peter hadn't been at school in two days, his mom was sick and he had a calcules test he really wasn't ready for.

"Everyone, please welcome our new student"

Harley looked up and all his previous stress seemed to vanish, he felt his face melt into a puddle at the sight of the new student.

'So my name is-'

Even before her introduction Harley seemed to zone off, simply staring at her. Not noticing the fact that she moved and sat in the seet next to him, (the one usually reserved for Peter) he kept staring ahead.

'you ok there man?' that seemed to shake Harley as he looked at her, flushing at the attention. 'Uhh, yeah, just worried about my friend'. Coughing a little to cover his emberesment he extended his right hand in greeting,' Harley keener, nice to meet you'

Matching his smile she took his hand in hers, shaking it a bit, ' Ella Garret, the pleasure is all mine'

Words: 119, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Categories: F/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Michelle Jones, Ned Leeds, Harley Keener's Sister, May Parker (Spider-Man), Original Female Character(s), Harry Osborn, Gwen Stacy | Spider-Gwen, Matt Murdock, Norman Osborn, James "Bucky" Barnes, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Skip Westcott

Relationships: Harley Keener/Peter Parker/Original Female Character(s), Harley Keener & Harley Keener's Sister, Harley Keener & Tony Stark, Harley Keener & Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Tony Stark & Original Female Character(s), Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Original Female Character(s), Harry Osborn & Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Gwen Stacy & Tony Stark, Harry Osborn & Peter Parker & Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker & Gwen Stacy & Original Female Character(s), Michelle Jones & Gwen Stacy, Michelle Jones & Harry Osborn, Ned Leeds & Harry Osborn, Ned Leeds/Gwen Stacy, James "Bucky" Barnes & Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes & Natasha Romanov

Additional Tags: Character Death, Not Really Character Death, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Protective Harley Keener, Peter Parker is a Mess, Harley Keener Gets a Hug, Peter Parker Gets a Hug, Bisexual Harley Keener, Bisexual Peter Parker, Teen Peter Parker, Teen Harley Keener, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Tony Stark Acting as Harley Keener's Parental Figure, Family Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Mentioned Skip Westcott, Norman Osborn Being a Jerk, Mentioned Ben Parker, Good Parent May Parker (Spider-Man), Natasha Romanov Feels

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/47175334

#Peter Parker #Michelle Jones #Ned Leeds #FOS #fanfic

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moontheoretist · 1 year

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Ellis leaned back in his chair and ran his hand over his face. “Dr. Stark, if you will not turn over the Iron Man armor over to the American people-” “There are no cameras here, Mr. President; you need not go through all that rigamarole. You aren’t talking about the average citizen and we all know it.” This time Tony ignored Rhodey’s look. “-then you leave me little choice but to see that our remaining contracts with your company are terminated. We will have to prioritize development with a supplier who will work with us.” Several Board members will shit multiple bricks but JARVIS could figure out the financials later. Stephen squeezed his hand—that was all Tony needed. They could lose everything and be left on the streets and that would be all he needed. Tony didn’t know what he did to get such unquestioning, continuous support but he hoped to figure it out so he could do it again. “With all due respect, Mr. President,” General Ross began. Tony, Stephen, and even Rhodey stared at him in shock. “I do not agree with that course of action. As you are well aware Stark Industries’ products are high quality-” “Thank you, but my hand has been forced. I have to have something to tell the Vice President when he meets with the Senate. We need weapons, General. Weapons.” Stephen clicked his tongue. “SI’s been giving you weapons for decades—have you people been misplacing them or something-?” “And frankly Sterns already has it out for Dr. Stark, here,” Ellis finished. “I may or may not have slept with his daughter,” Tony muttered to Stephen. “She meant nothing to me. You are the light of my life, carinyo.” “Restrain yourself, Gomez,” Stephen sighed in response. “As head of the Defense Committee, Sterns’ll be going to a contractor who will begin development on similar tech.” Ellis, to his credit, ignored their banter. “Let me guess: Hammer?” Tony asked. “Yes,” Ellis said. General Ross looked pained enough that Tony actually felt sorry for the man. “Then I wish you all the best of luck, Mr. President. The specs for the facility will be on your desk come Monday. Gentle warning: I’m going to insist on several visits to make sure we’re at least attempting to comply with UN Guidelines. If you have any questions have your people call my people because I’m going to be busy—oh, by the way, President Ellis.” “Yes?” The man eyed him suspiciously. He had spent his entire adult life surviving Washington politics, so that was fair. “You must be aware that this won’t be the end. Now that the box has been ripped open all sorts of things will come out of the woodwork. With what and how do you plan to address that?” “As we always have. And SHIELD will take care of that—these matters go beyond American soil, so the World Security Council is in charge.” Tony pursed his lips. “Hmm…figured as much. Another gentle warning—you might want to decouple yourself from those organizations as soon as possible.” “Is that a threat, Dr. Stark?” Ellis snapped. Tony leaned forward, suddenly. Done with the posturing. He’d had to play along for decades and he was rather sick of it when there were more important things for them to worry about. So much death, and for what?? “I have never made a threat a day in my life, Mr. President. Unlike what you’ve just done to try to get more weapons out of me.” “I have done no such-” “On top of that, you also seem to have forgotten just how smart I am and how long I’ve been building instruments of murder.” That got their attention. Tony had no idea what it was about him that made his supposed allies think he was some kind of hapless pushover but he was getting a little sick of that as well. Maybe it was his height—fuck if he knew. “Dear ol’ dad, whom you’ve praised, by the way, got me going when he found out I could create my own schematics at the age of four. What were you doing at that age, Mr. President?” Ellis didn’t answer. No one did. Tony didn’t let that distract him from staring down watery blue eyes. “I thought so. Now, don’t let my good looks and irreverent demeanor fool you. I really don’t like it when someone threatens something of mine.” Ellis twitched—small, and hard to see, but he did. He was well aware Tony could make things nasty for him if Tony were so inclined. Switching contractors wasn’t only a matter of funds—it was a matter of losing access, influence, and scores of jobs across multiple governments. Permits they have held for decades would become worthless; they still had the minutiae of leases and utilities to honor on top of other expenses associated with running a corporation. Once the news got out SI stocks would plummet as a result. A slow and careful transition while building up their presence in alternative markets was one thing; Stephen had saved them quite a bit of money that Tony still owed him for. However companies of SI’s size were not very nimble. At the fastest it would have taken a good half decade to do so in a responsible manner. But with this they were only months in…not even a goddamn year. Tony would lose billions with a fucking b—it would have outright killed a smaller company. Everyone in the room knew that. Ellis must have been counting on that leverage. But Tony Stark only had to learn his lesson once, even if this one was a hard one to accept. People would make their own decisions and, ultimately, there was little he could do to change that. He’d all but begged his own father for attention to no avail—Howard Stark had made his own choices on what was important. His mother had made hers—often deferring to her husband even when it was clear it wouldn’t be for Tony’s benefit. Aunt Peggy made hers. Obadiah made his. It was what it was. Tony wasn’t going to beg for scraps when he deserved the whole goddamn pie; not any longer. He glanced at Stephen. Stephen only twitched his lips in a smile. He’d wanted to for the jugular at the outset, after all. Ugh, surely it was impossible to love someone so much. And, so, Tony made a choice of his own. “Everything I say is a promise. And the WSC is going to turn into an albatross you’ll be begging for me to solve when the time comes—and I will. I’ve been told I’m a kind man and luckily for you I believe it. However, seeing as I am no longer under any contractual obligations you will be paying for my consultancy fees. Do keep in mind that I have mouths to feed and my beautiful husband’s lifestyle to maintain. I will be exorbitantly expensive.” Tony saw when Ellis finally realized he had made a mistake. Some Stark Tech would have been much better than none at all. Fortunately, the legal team had always ensured the patents remained in Stark hands. Once the period expired the government would have to hand over any and all they had, or enter into, again, exorbitantly expensive licensing agreements. Still, the man controlled his expression rather admirably. “Now, Dr. Stark-” “We’re quite done, Mr. President. I do hope you and your friends over in Asia enjoy disfiguring your own countrymen in your dick measuring contest. I’d have won that, by the way.”

Have Time — Will Travel by flower-of-el (NibelungVelocity)

BURN

#mcu fanfiction #ironstrange

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