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runekeepershymnal · 10 months

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Tag game time! Thanks to @your-void-senpai for noticing me.

current time: 1:03 pm (posted at 9:02 PM, tumblr, fix your app plx)

current activity: post-lunch-lumploafing after having run errands this morning, tepidly woring on writing.

currently thinking about: how I’m going to manage the timing/logistics of the mini birthday extravaganza I’m planning for my spouse this week + 6 hours of OT + various appointments

current favorite song: I’ve been repeating “Disco! In the Panic Room” by Bug Hunter a lot.

currently reading: embarrassingly, mostly my own WIPs to try and get shit finished.

currently watching: Jujutsu Kaisen season 2, Haikyuu.

current favorite character: I just realized that my ride or die, Adam Parrish, and my new hotness, Nanami Kento, share the same 7/3 birthday. They are both fed-up kings. Kinda makes me want to write a crossover that only two people besides myself might be into.

current wips: …marge simpson hiding her eyes in shame dot gif.

Here we go. Back-burnered ideas I’ve managed not to start are, fortunately, not included here:

Relative Worth - the Critical Role S2 Widomauk fic which has been on a loading screen for a depressing amount of time

I Made You a Mixtape - the TRC Pynch fic that I’m tearing my hair out over because I keep thinking “Ronan Lynch would not listen to that. You are a middle aged hipster, you cannot make a mixtape on his behalf.” I’m gonna power through, I swear.

Waking the Dead - JJK Hidden Inventory arc missing scenes fic which is probably going to be completely jossed by the anime, so I better write quick

My Hero [working title only] - Rhack AU fix it fic wherein I make Rhys seem a lot cooler than he is and Jack is totally smitten and despondent when Rhys goes missing.

Never, Never - A canon divergence Pynch fic in which Kavinsky kidnaps Adam instead of Matthew.

Sincerity - A Gangsey polycule fic in which Gansey is having a crisis about whether Adam actually loves him or if he’s just part of the package deal.

Non Noncere / Kith and Kin - a post Mister Impossible AU in which Adam fixed everything and now he and Ronan need to figure out where they go from here, while Declan figures out how to continue to keep his family safe in a world where all the magic is now out in the open.

Magnetic [working title only as there is already an excellent TRC / Pynch epic of that title out there] - A fic I started writing after Mister Impossible, before Greywaren came out, where Adam, Gansey, Blue, and Henry try to fix everything.

Miseducation - Pynch PoalboP (Porn only a little bit of Plot) wherein Ronan Lynch decides to have fun with Adam’s teacher / older man kink.

Terms and Conditions - Pynch AU in which Gansey has discovered that the best way to keep Ronan from self destructing is for him to be dommed, but Gansey is only willing to do it platonically / hands off (sorry Ronsey shippers, there’s plenty in the polycule fic?) Adam was kicked out of Harvard due to a false cheating accusation, and now runs a completely illegal “smart device” management business with an exorbitant termination fee which he uses to blackmail the ultrawealthy.

Mere Coincidence - A TRC Good Omens Pynch AU in which Ronan is the angel, Adam is the devil, and Gansey is the antichrist

After - TRC Pynch AU where everything is the same except Adam is the ghost and Noah is alive.

…I may have a problem.

Tagging @barrywhelk, @avalonjoan, @heavensenthale, @flightspath, if ya wanna, and anyone else who might wanna do it

#tag game #the raven cycle spoilers #the dreamer trilogy spoilers #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #jjk spoilers #fic writing problems #goddammit why am I like this?

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lizpaige · 1 year

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#ronan lynch #mister impossible #tdt #the dreamer trilogy #the raven cycle #trc #adam parrish #hand cat

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jackwolfes · 1 year

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oh my god. what’s that from WOW thank you for sharing!

i have to assume you meant the horny pynch 😂 it’s from a fic that spawned from my TRK reread & Ronan lynch’s canon hand kink, which is now on ao3!

#pynch #trc #Adam Parrish #Ronan lynch #asks #anon

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ao3feed-pynch · 6 months

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#IFTTT #AO3 works tagged 'Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish'#pynch #TRC #spoilers

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dykefever · 2 years

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things you said while we were driving for you're in a car with a beautiful boy purposes xox

some pynch for my beloved <3 the ultimate 'in a car with a beautiful boy' boys xx

7. things you said while we were driving

"Parrish, fuck, christ - I'm driving -" Ronan grunts, all web-weaved lines in the pale moonlight of the BMW.

Adam smiles, watches Ronan's hands jerk on the steering wheel, swerving the car along the long, dark road, along the yawning mouth of the forest spreading over the mountains. He shifts his hand higher up Ronan's thigh. Watches his mouth tick to the side, a taut, desperate move he tries to cover. Adam catches it, tucks it in his pocket.

"Parrish," Ronan says and it sounds like a swear, like a prayer.

Adam slips his hand higher, heart beating fast as Ronan presses on the gas, changes gears, tears down the highway. He rubs the heel of his palm against Ronan and presses on the thrill that shoots down his spine like a bruise when Ronan swears.

"What?" Adam mumbles, moving his hand back and forth, leaning closer to ghost his lips along Ronan's neck, scrapes his teeth over the drop of his jaw.

"Your hands - god. If you keep going - I'm - " Ronan snaps his jaw shut and hisses through clenched teeth. Adam cups his hand, more deliberate, careful. Ronan's head thumps on the headrest.

Adam sucks down Ronan's harsh breaths, pulls them through his own teeth and feels wrecked with power, the sort that comes from a beautiful boy driving a beautiful car; your hand, his lap, and the addictive rattle of each other's want between fogged up windows.

Mouth to Ronan's ear, breath hitting the helix curl, he murmurs, "You'll what?"

Ronan curses.

He pulls the car over, slamming the breaks and jerking the car into park. With one hand, Ronan grasps Adam's neck, thumb tucking beneath his jaw, the other circling Adam's wrist, pushing his hand, firmer, harder. They both moan into the kiss, open-mouthed and warm, a mess of desire.

When Adam pulls away, panting, he looks at Ronan, cheeks desperately flushed, lips red, and he wants to die for him; to kill for him. This boy, this man, this impossible dreamer has given himself to Adam like his hands aren't lined with Henrietta dirt. Like they are and he wants Adam all the more. For everything he is and isn't; for everything he could be and is going to be.

Adam looks at Ronan and he says, "I love you."

Ronan grins, sharp, dangerous - in love.

#well so i guess if you look closely i actually just wrote a cheeky handy with emotions for lana #in a car obviously #we were talking about how pynch is a car sex couple #after this they have a good time u know what i mean #tagged: ronan's canonical hand kink #this is my first foray into these two i think??? i think??? maybe i wrote a lil something for lana last drabblesidk #lana tag #drabbles #laura writes #pynch writing #pynch

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tamquamm · 4 years

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hi! :) for pynch, could you write one where after months of quarantine, ronan hair grows back and adam helps him shave it again? :)

send me ronan/adam prompts for a mini! // more of my writing

(edit: readmores on asks are still broken if you edit them apparently, apologies! tagging as longpost)

“I kind of like it like this,” Adam hums from where he’s stood behind Ronan’s chair, running his fingers through his dark curls. “I might miss it.”

“Write it a postcard,” Ronan rolls his eyes, “throw a going away party.”

Adam just laughs, and tugs lightly at the lock between his fingers. Ronan sighs into it, leans into it. He lets himself relish in the feeling of Adam’s hands tangled in his hair, the sensation of bony fingers at his scalp. Adam’s touch isn’t necessarily gentle, but isn’t rough either. An equilibrium that’s just enough to make him feel. He savors it, every last detail, every last feeling, because he sure as hell isn’t growing it back anytime soon.

“Got your last hugs in?” Ronan murmurs with no heat, a hint of smile at the corner of his lips. He cranes his neck back far enough that he can peer at Adam, nearly upside down. Adam’s waiting for him, already looking right back, eyes warm.

Adam grins, just a flash, right before he swoops down and plants a kiss, chaste and quick, at the edge of Ronan’s hairline. He can feel Adam’s lips on the skin of his forehead, can feel how it ruffles the curl that swoops just above his nose. It’s familiar enough now, after the months of letting it grow out, but different enough to be noticeable. Memorable. Categorizable.

“Goodbye kiss,” Adam explains, quiet. He turns, and Ronan can’t see him at this angle but hears his shuffle shit around, hears him plug the electric shaver into the outlet and hears him power it on.

Ronan breathes out through his nose, settles into the chair. “Ready?”

Adam pats his head, maybe in confirmation, maybe in warning. It doesn’t matter because Ronan’s head goes blank when he feels Adam’s free hand brush over his forehead, pulling his hair taught so he can get to work.

It doesn’t take terribly long, and by the end of it, Ronan is left evaluating the new feeling -- the breeze on the sensitive skin of his scalp, the new weightlessness without his curls -- and the ghosts of the recent feelings -- Adam’s hands working over his forehead, his scalp, Adam’s undivided attention diligently focused on him and him alone, Adam’s gentle, careful touches as he worked -- as he rolls his shoulders out and assesses his look in the mirror.

Adam meets his eyes in the reflection. He grins wickedly and rubs his palm over the crown of Ronan’s freshly renewed head. “There’s the asshole I know.”

Ronan scoffs. “Missed me?”

Face going soft, Adam drums his fingers on Ronan’s head in a short little cadence, perfunctory. “Always.”

When Ronan leans back to look at him this time, Adam leans down and kisses his forehead again.

#minific #Anonymous #asks #my writing #my fic #pynch #ronan/adam #ronan lynch #adam parrish #trc #the raven cycle #cdth #call down the hawk #cw quarantine #cw coronavirus implied #hair kink #hand kink #ronan loves adam's hands dot canon #longpost

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willowbird · 3 years

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If you're still doing these, could you please do 34 and 22 for pynch? Because you know, hand kink is canon XD

*big ole’ heart eyes*

Kisses that start on the fingertips and travel to the lips, leading to more -- but then they’re DUH DUH DUH interrupted! Featuring Pynch <3

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Warmth had a weight. There was a physicality to the pressure of a heat that wasn’t hot, a touch that was a hold but wasn’t a grip. Not stifling, not restricting -- but secure and comforting. It was the difference between a blanket and a thick coat: both will keep out the chill, sure, but no one wants to snuggle up and sleep in a coat.

Ronan wanted to snuggle up and sleep in Adam, though. When Adam touched him, when he sat beside him with no real space between them, pressing ever so slightly against his arm. When he took his hand and just... held it in his, just because he could, just because he wanted to. There was fire in his blood when he touched Adam, of course; when he looked at him, when he kissed him and tasted the sharpness of his tongue -- but there was also this... warmth that never went away and that Ronan never failed to notice.

Then again, the day that Ronan Lynch failed to notice Adam Parrish was the day even his ghost had been expunged from this world and the next.

Even now, lounging on the couch at Monmouth Manufacturing as they each did their separate things, Ronan was viscerally aware of all things Adam Parrish. He had his head pillowed on Adam’s thigh as he watched drunk history videos on the laptop while Adam worked on whatever reading assignment for their shared English class that Ronan sure as fuck wasn’t going to bother doing. He was genuinely engrossed in the video he was watching (learning plus booze, it was a win/win), and yet his hand lifted automatically to catch Adam’s hand the second his Parrish Senses subconsciously registered the other boy chewing on his poor damaged nailbeds. Without ever looking away from the screen, he just reached up, captured Adam’s wrist, then gently tugged it down to cradle against his chest.

He felt Adam pause, then the satisfying weight of his attention. Ronan continued to watch his video as he said, "Leave your hands alone. What did they ever do to you?"

"I wasn't doing anything," Adam grumbled. Adam grumbled a lot around Ronan. He always had and he probably always would. When they had first met, Ronan had found this amusing and annoyingly attractive. Now that they were (finally) together, Ronan could forgive how attractive it was but that was really all that had changed. He had noticed a slight shift in the tone of Adam's grumblings, though. What used to be just annoyed was now affectionately annoyed and Ronan had to admit he appreciated the upgrade. Even though he couldn't see it, he could hear the slight pull of a smile at the corner of Adam's mouth reflected in his affectionate grumbling.

"Mhm," Ronan agreed, so much skepticism in those two hummed syllables that Adam scoffed as he went back to his reading.

But he didn't pull his hand away.

Ronan smirked, because that was basically a win, and clicked on the next video. As it started up, he allowed his fingers to loosen on Adam's wrist without fully letting him go. When Adam turned his hand slightly, Ronan adjusted his grip to be able to tangle their fingers instead. He allowed his thumb to brush against Adam's palm, then down over the rough heel of his hand, calloused from work and dry with the season, to his wrist. He traced the soft protrusions of his veins, soft and pronounced against the pad of his thumb, then around to that pronounced bump right on his wrist. It was one of Ronan's favorite spots to kiss, that bump, and so that's what he did.

He'd stopped paying attention to the video at this point anyway, so he closed his eyes and sighed softly against Adam's wrist as he rubbed his nose over those soft veins and kissed a path from that artistic bump across and up to his palm. From there, he kissed his way to each finger, starting with the abused thumb, like he could soothe away the distress etched into the skin there.

Above him, Adam said, "Ronan."

Whenever Adam said his name it held a weight and a meaning to it that was like but not like the way his father used to say his name. When Ronan's father had said his name he'd made it sound like something sharp and powerful, like maybe he'd meant to say knife instead. When Adam said his name it didn't sound like he wanted to say another word -- it only sounded like Ronan, but with this physical, aching, perfect warmth to it that made Ronan want to wrap the both of them up in the sound and shut out the rest of the world.

Ronan opened his eyes and looked up without pulling his mouth away from Adam's hand. He held the other boy's stare as he kissed his way back to his wrist, taking his time with slower, open-mouthed kisses so he could taste the shiver on his skin and, when he got there, was able to feel the rushing of Adam's pulse against his lips. That was incredibly satisfying, and Ronan wanted more of it, so he grazed his teeth lightly and pressed his tongue to the thrum of Adam's heartbeat, unable to stop the pleased sound that escaped him when it jumped again. Since he was watching Adam, he got to see the way his breath caught, and how his eyes darkened.

Ronan pressed another nipping kiss there, then another a little higher on his wrist, follow e by another, steadily working his way up. It didn't take long before Adam grew impatient and Ronan loved it when Adam was impatient. Long, artistic fingers curled along his jaw and slid up the side of his cheek, and Ronan couldn't help but turn into the touch, pressing another kiss to his palm. Adam's hand cradled his face, then guided him up -- and Ronan went willingly, following that ascent to find Adam's mouth.

If kisses with Adam Parrish could be bottled up and sold they'd easily destroy the caffeine industry -- fucking overnight. Citrus lightning, a mouth full of summer that left firework imprints on the roof of his mouth and stole his breath in a galestorm. Kisses with Adam Parrish were lethal, and Ronan couldn't get enough of them.

He leaned up into that kiss, pushing up to his elbows. Adam helped him sit up fully without ever pulling their mouths apart - though whether that was because he just couldn't pull away or because Ronan kept following the path of his mouth was difficult to say. Adam's hands cupped Ronan's face and Ronan's hands clutched lightly at the other boy's bony wrists, and neither of them seemed likely to let go anytime soon which suited Ronan just fine. This broke only for an instant when Ronan dropped one hand to shove the laptop off his knees and onto the couch beside them. He didn't care if the thing crashed to the floor, didn't care of it broke -- he could always get a new one. What he did care about was that he had the space available.

Adam seemed to read his intentions because it only took a small tug and the other boy pivoted, moving to straddle his lap. Mouth on mouth, hands on hands, Ronan caught his breath and let it out in a quiet groan against Adam's lips. Fuck. Fuck, he would never get used to this. It was going to take him by surprise each and every fucking time Adam kissed him, every time he touched him.

"Adam," he heard himself gasp, his voice sounding rough and wrecked.

"Ronan," Adam sighed into his lips and fuck... Fuck.

Adam's mouth left his but didn't go far, his lips tracing a path down his jaw to his neck as Ronan's hands began their own exploration across Adam's broad, strong shoulders and down his arms. He palmed the heat of his back, down to his waist, and then, fucking gloriously, under his shirt to feel the smooth heat of his skin.

A sound lodged in Ronan's throat, but Adam dislodged it with the way his mouth was playing right at his pulse. Ronan tilted his head back and groaned and he felt Adam's pleased smile against his skin. Fucking brat. Bastard.

"You--" he started to say, only to get cut off as the door slammed open so loudly that they both jumped. Adam jerked back violently enough that he almost fell off Ronan's lap, saved only by the fact that Ronan was still gripping him about the waist under his shirt.

"Oh shiii-"

"Gansey, what?"

And there they fucking were. Gansey had frozen like a statue in the doorway and Blue was elbowing her way past him. Ronan glared viciously at the both of them as Adam hurriedly scrabbled off his lap.

"I fucking hate you. Both of you. You suck," he informed them with as dry an inflection as possible. "You are both dead to me."

Adam shoved his shoulder and rolled his eyes as he settled back in his previous spot on the couch, the effect ruined by how flushed he still was and the bruised look of his lips. "Don't be an asshole. Hi Gansey, hi Blue."

Blue narrowed her eyes at them suspiciously. "Were you two..?"

"Yes," Ronan accused.

At the same time, Adam and Gansey both said, "No!" in competitively unconvincing tones of alarm.

Blue looked from Gansey to Adam with a level of skepticism that almost made Ronan inclined to forgive her. Almost.

That's alright. Ronan would get his revenge.

#trc #trc fanfiction #ronan lynch #adam parrish #pynch #pynch fanfic #asks #anon #kisses!

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theabominableblogger · 3 years

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My Reaction to “Avengers Endgame”

Yes- I still haven’t seen this movie. Yes I know exactly what happens in this movie. I mainly avoided it for a while due to overhype but with some convincing from my brother, Imma sit my butt down and try to watch this.

Pressing... play!

Right off the bat, I feel like I should warn you guys and say that I have... my opinions... about stuff. Plus I’m a dumbass about Marvel so just bear with me.

I like that Disney Plus has to warn us about product placement

Clint!

Are we gonna see little Nathaniel running around- THERE he is!

We are gonna see Clint’s entire family get freaking obliterated

Is all the rumbling from the sky or are those airplanes freaking crashing to Earth in the distance?

What if they pulled a reverse WandaVision and showed the people getting snapped out of existence in a future film or show? That would be freaking terrifying.

They’re [Tony and Nebula] playing paper football...

I wanna see more of THEIR interactions aboard the Milano. The shots of them just repairing the ship are great too.

“I’m fine. Totally fine.” Everyone ever.

I also like you see the visual difference between Tony and Nebula. While he’s growing gaunt and haggard from loss of oxygen, you can still see that Nebula looks absolutely fine because she’s like 75% android

So between 1995 and now, what the heck has Carol been up to?

“Thanos wiped out... 50% of all living creatures.” So like entire ecosystems are just demolished.

*anthropology major part of my brain scrambling for answers*

“We lost. And you [Steve] weren’t there.” HE WAS IN WAKANDA!

Wait so the arc reactor ISN’T in Tony’s chest anymore?

“Where the hell have you [Carol] been all this time?” Good question!

*silently bops to opening theme*

For some reason, I just really want the ship radio to randomly turn on so you just see everyone sitting awkwardly as “Piano Man” plays over the speakers

*Thanos slowly cooks his food* Faster, all together now! COOKING CAN BE FUN!

“I [Thanos] used the stones to destroy the stones.” ...what?

“I am...[Thanos] inevitable.” *starts humming “Inevitable” from TGWDLM*

“I [Thor] went for the head.” YES YOU DID

[FIVE YEARS LATER] All righty so we’re doing this

*gasps* Is... Steve running the therapy sit downs like Sam did in “The Winter Soldier”? That’s awesome. I really like this tidbit.

I’m also really liking Alan Silvestri’s score for this so far

I’m really trying not to nitpick but I feel like it would take more than 5 years for greenery to just completely overtake a suburban neighborhood

Also wow pre COVID life looks great you guys

“There’s a part of me that doesn’t even wanna find him.” Are they talking about... Clint? Is Clint just going the full vigilante route?

DOES HE KILL PEOPLE?!?

I really like Steve and Natasha’s friendship in these movies but for some reason I don’t feel like we get enough of Natasha for me to get behind her on an emotional standpoint

Are they gonna use the quantum realm to jumpstart the multiverse for Phase 4?

Also speaking of multiverse, I honestly really don’t want Spiderman: No Way Home or Wandavision to get too cluttered by that

I like Tony’s lake house. And he got a whole vegetable garden going too. Kudos!

The little kid who plays Morgan Stark is adorable

“Not if we strictly follow the rules of time travel.” Which we obviously won’t.

“We’re gonna need a really big brain.” So where the [expletive] is Banner?

“Stranger danger.” *snorts*

“Dab!” *rolls eyes*

So is the whole Professor Hulk thing permanent? I know he’s gonna be in the She-Hulk show but I’m wondering how they’re gonna tackle that. And they’re gonna have Tim Roth too!

*smiles when Tony takes Morgan to bed*

Steve Rogers here [when they do the first time travel tests] is a Look ™

Maybe don’t let the GIANT GREEN MAN keep pressing a bunch of tiny tiny important buttons on a dashboard

*laughs at Steve shaking his head in disbelief when they finally bring Scott back*

*Tony’s car races toward the Avengers base* NYOOOMMMM

*Tony rolls down his window* It’s Britney, bitch

“And maybe not die trying.” And you definitely will.

This whole bit where Scott keeps losing his dorito only to get another one from Bruce feels like a Doritos commercial.

*jams out to "Supersonic Rocket Ship by The Kinks*

Did they just keep reducing the green pigment for Hulk or what?

*sighs when they reveal Fat!Thor*

MIEK’S ALIVE!

Please tell me Noobmaster69 is Kid Loki, whom we meet in the Loki series

“Don’t... say that name.” “Yeah we actually don’t say that name here.” I like this. I like that Thor has so much resentment for killing Thanos at the wrong time and that he felt that could have done better cause he’s A GOD. So the fact that THANOS was on equal level and BEAT HIM-

Hawkeye’s killing people

This sword fight’s great [between the Yakuza person and Clint]

WHY DIDN’T THEY BUILD ON THIS [Clint and Natasha’s connection] ???

*laughs when Rhodey suggests killing baby Thanos*

These shots of Clint going through the Quantum Realm looks like something straight out of Andy Park’s concept art and that’s awesome

“Well I [Scott] haven’t [encountered an Infinity Stone] but I don’t even know what the hell you’re all talking about.” *snorts*

“The Aether, firstly, is not a stone.” Thank you!

The little glance Nebula gives after Thor mentions the Dark Elves just make me think that somewhere down the road, she has either A) encountered them or B) has encountered other Asgardians besides Thor

“Guys if you pick the right year, there are three stones in New York.” “Shut the front door.” *laughs*

Also underrated trio: Steve, Natasha, and Bruce. Gimme more.

Wait a minute, in 2012, Doctor Strange wasn’t active yet. So are they gonna go see- OOOOOOOHHHHHH

[NEW YORK 2012] Oh here we go

*cracks up when Bruce very half-assedly smashes stuff on the street*

“I’m looking for Doctor Strange.” “You’re about five years too early.” Wait a minute.

HOW DOES SHE [the Ancient One] KNOW?!?

*giggles at Thor and Rocket sneaking in the background with a bored Loki in focus*

“That’s my [Thor’s] mother. She dies today.” I love this scene already.

Also WHY IS THOR- or the Thor films in general- have like the most well written characters in the whole canon?

It’s those movies, Guardians 2, The Winter Soldier, Civil War, aaand.... I can’t think of any more of them.

Oh yeah and WANDAVISION cause THAT HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK-

Rocket just said he thinks of the Guardians as his family I’m gonna die...

What about their [Natasha and Rhodey’s] friendship?!? I want more of that!

“Ronan’s obsession... clouds his judgment.” ...HUH

*Thanos uses his sword to lift up Nebula’s chin* Aw heck no

“As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s ass.” *has to take a second before nodding in agreement*

Wait is that Jasper Stillwell?

“Flick me.” That bit alone could be taken out of context

“We’re in route to Doctor List.” Who’s Doctor List? Is that a code name?

“Hail Hydra.” THE BASTARDS WENT AND DID IT

Please tell me this hand off scene is gonna be the opening for the Loki show. Please tell me this is gonna happen.

*Loki takes the Tesseract again* AND HE’S GOOONNNEE!!

LET’S GET TO FREAKING JUNE ALREADY!

*ends up quoting “Yeah, I know, I know” along with Steve*

I’m really glad Tilda Swinton actually came back for this cameo

*keeps slapping my laptop screen when people keep saying Doctor Strange made a mistake when it was an explicit point in Infinity War where he encountered 14 million other AUs to find the best result*

Are you telling me that this whole plan could derail because Nebula accidentally hacked into her own WiFI network? Are you seriously doing this?

*Thanos and Ebony Maw scan Nebula’s duplicate memory bank and track her down* Are you freaking kidding me?

...I have 96 minutes left?!?

“The future hasn’t been kind to you [Thor], has it?” Frigga is underrated

So for these shots with Jane, are they just reusing different shots from Thor 2 or just footage from deleted scenes?

Can we talk about how Frigga is absolutely the best parent Thor has? Meanwhile her husband ODIN is like “oh yeah by the way you have a secret sister totes magotes i’ll die now byeeee”

*sings along with “Come and Get Your Love” by Redbone*

*laughs when we cut to Quill just very badly singing along to his iPod in the distance*

I want a bonus short with just Rhodey and Nebula doing their thing

*Nebula gets her memory taken over by 2014 Thanos* Nooooooo...

Are the glasses that Tony wears here part of EDITH from “Far From Home” or are they like a prototype?

Also I haven’t seen “Far From Home” yet because Sony hates me

Doctor Zola?!?

*jams out to the music playing when we see Hank Pym’s lab*

“A little girl would be nice. Less of a chance that she’ll end up exactly like me [Howard Stark].” *gasps softly*

Oh my God, he’s [Steve] in Peggy’s office

Alan Silvestri is really killing it with this score

JARVIS!!

Wait and that’s the guy from “Agent Carter”!

Ohhh that shot’s [of Thanos’s ship coming out of the clouds] awesome...

*2014 Nebula hands Thanos the Pym particles* Oh are you kidding me...

The CGI for Red Skull is also awesome

*gasps when Natasha reveals that she never knew her dad’s name when Red Skull told it to her*

*is super bummed out when Natasha sacrifices herself*

Kevin Feige really went and said “so Phases 3 and 4 are gonna make everybody cry” and the writers went “YES”

Wait doesn’t Cap go and return the stones at the end of the movie? How’s he gonna handle meeting Red Skull on Vormir then?

“It’s like... I [Bruce] was made for this.” Please someone get Mark Ruffalo his own Hulk movie before he combusts from giving out more spoilers

So Thanos used the Pym particles to time travel then. Honestly that’s kinda genius

I just noticed that Scott shrank himself right as the explosion hit the windows

I really want someone to just drop one F-bomb somewhere in the MCU and I really hope it’s Clint because he would 100% say it

*starts singing “Hollaback Girl” when Thanos arrives*

Here’s my question; how did Thanos acquire Nebula then? With Gamora, it was with the genocide of her people.

“We [Gamora to Nebula] can stop him.” LET’S GO!

[Thor uses his storm powers to summon both Stormbreaker and Mjolnir] *softly* Ohhhhh that’s badass...

Now I’m just imagining the cast just in the green screen room just hitting Josh Brolin with a bunch of foam weapons and making all the sound effects while poor Josh is just struggling under the weight of the Thanos reference head on his mocap suit

Who does the voice for FRIDAY?

AN: Irish actress named Kerry Condon

*Steve deems himself worth to wield Mjolnir* OKKAAYY OKAAYY

Love how Thanos is like “yes, I’m gonna stab you with an AXE”

“In all my years of conquest...” Steve you suuuucckkk...

Are we getting the Chitauri again?

“On your left.” *laughs incredulously* O-ohhh my God...

*Everyone starts coming out of the portals* Oh my God I’m getting chills

I would have lost my mind in the theater

I HAVE ACTUAL GOOSEBUMPS RUNNING ALL OVER ME. This is how good this is

WAIT ARE THOSE THE RAVAGER SHIPS ABOVE THEM?!?

“Avengers... assemble.” Oh my God this is amazing!

M’BAKU!

Also “Endgame” really just said “We are KILLING FOOLS TODAY”

How are they gonna tackle Peter and Gamora’s relationship in Guardians 3?

[Horn plays La Cucaracha] LET’S GO

God I’m gonna turn feral

*has to pause to scream in excitement when Wanda touches down in front of Thanos to fight him*

*puts hands on head* OHH MY GOOOOODDDDD

They’re literally just playing Keep Away with a teenage boy. Marvel, everybody.

*Captain Marvel destroys Thanos’s ship* WELL IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

OK I got mixed feelings about that [the girl power team up scene]

*Thanos unsuccessfully headbutts Carol* Oh shit!

*Doctor Strange holds up one finger* Oh my God this is it

Someone definitely tore off when Thanos pushed Tony off

It was in that moment he [Thanos] knew- he effed up

*All of Thanos’s army dissipates* Byeee...

Is it bad that I’m not crying at Tony’s death?

*gasps when Peter reunites with Ned at school*

Wait the whole time heist takes place within ONE DAY?

“I love you 3000.” I really hope we see Morgan again somewhere in one of the movies or shows. Actually a cool way to reincorporate her would be in the Ironheart series whenever they make it

Even Drax is wearing black!

It’s the “We should be getting therapy but we got a TV show instead” trio [Wanda, Bucky, and Sam]

Wait is that guy- was that guy- the little kid from Iron Man 3?

AN: Yes

So right after this funeral, Wanda’s gonna storm SWORD right?

AN: This was finished up on 2/26 so probably YES

*Thor crowns Valkyrie the new leader of New Asgard* I now cannot wait for “Thor Love and Thunder”

Wait Peter’s looking for Gamora!

Still cannot believe that the time travel suits are completely CGI

I know they had a body double for Chris Evans here but I do think it would have been cool if they used the body double’s voice for Old Steve instead of Chris trying to sound old

He [Steve] put the shield in an art portfolio bag...

*says “No, no I don’t think I will” along with Steve*

*silently jams out to “It’s Been a Long, Long Time” playing during the credits*

Wait and that was the song Fury was playing in “Winter Soldier”

Oh they even got the actual signatures! That’s awesome!

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iammistressofmyfate · 11 months

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Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish

Tags: Light Dom/sub, Soft Dom Ronan Lynch, Aged-Up Character(s), Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Rimming, Gift Giving, Cock Warming, Sex Club, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Praise Kink, Competence Kink, Sobriety, Mentions of Canonical Abuse, Mentions of Substance Abuse, mention of suicide, Mention of Death, Familial Relationships, New Relationship, POV Adam Parrish, Piercings, Tattoos, Tattoo Artist Ronan Lynch, Lawyer Adam Parrish, Restraints

Summary: Adam is a stressed out, overworked lawyer in desperate need of a break. His good friend Blue hooks him up with a friend she knows from the sex club she used to work at and things can only go up from there.

Excerpt:

At the beginning of July, Ronan and Adam packed themselves and their suitcases into Ronan’s BMW and drove down to Singer’s Falls, Virginia. They were headed there a few days ahead of the rest of the Lynches, intending to celebrate Adam’s birthday in relative quiet, as the only person still living on the property was Ronan’s mother.

Adam asked Ronan to tell him more about his family as they drove down. Ronan had talked about his family with Adam before, but Adam enjoyed hearing about the mischief that Ronan had gotten up to as a kid and what it was like growing up with two siblings.

[Chapter 8]

[Chapter 1]

#pynch #adam parrish #ronan lynch #alternative universe #d/s dynamic #trc #tdt #the raven cycle #the dreamer trilogy #trc fanfic #tdt fanfic

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Okay so I’ve been meaning to ask for a while now but I was far too nervous and didn’t want to offend anyone. But, that being said, can I ask why you choose to indulge in RPF? I personally find it super strange, invasive and (maybe this is a stretch) but also low-key dehumanising?

Idk what word to use here and how to eloquently word this but definitely feels like RPF plays into the fetishisation and the ‘disconnect’ of celebrities from people who indulge in it. Like, by writing RPF you’re writing your own version of that person (some people try and stay accurate whilst others invent whole new personalities after) but you don’t know them, not entirely, and for writers to (understandably) fill in the gaps with whatever they like and create fics seems a little disrespectful and voyeuristic, esp because you’re using very real people to fill in the majority of the sexy (or just generally desired) ‘character bar’ whilst headcanoning the rest and publishing it.

Idk, I personally find it kinda disrespectful as to how real human beings are just used almost as props to serve and fulfill a handful of people’s fantasies/desires. At least with fictional characters, it’s not that big a deal if you headcanon, fill in the personality gaps or go ooc because they are fictional. But for RPF, the real people are often treated as jumping off points for whatever build-a-bearfantasy writers have in mind (younger writers/readers are far more likely to do this but I believe it’s a widespread phenomenon amongst everyone who indulges in it)

And I know the people involved are likely never going to read it but it still doesn’t mean they haven’t been disregarded/disrespected as a person already. I’ve personally never liked RPF, writing or reading, but I know some people like it - I just don’t know why?? I know one argument I’ve heard is that celebs are in the public eye and so, they can rightfully be objectified/sexualised by their fanbase, which yes kinda makes sense but idk if it merits/justifies using the shell of the celebrity to fulfill the kinks of everyone in their fanbase.

I’m not sure how much sense I’ve made here. I’m pretty sure I’ve repeated myself the entire time lol but I am curious to what your answer would be. Full disclaimer - it is not my intention to shame you or anyone else - I just want to understand your thought process because it is wildly different to mine and for the most part I like/vibe with this blog a lot because your attitude towards celebs and celeb gossip is so refreshing. When I saw all the joshlie/swiftwyn fics I was a bit lost and further lost when people started actively thirsting, hence the reason behind this ask. Sorry this was so long ✌🏼

Okay so I have a lot of Thoughts™️ on this tbh. Now backstory: I was SUPER pearl clutchy about RPF for like actual years. I somehow missed the After phenomenon in terms of the books, but when the film deal came through I was properly scandalized. I was like, “Good grief imagine being Harry and you’re the basis for a whole ass abusive boyfriend character like what the actual fuck is wrong with these people!?” And then I did more thinking about it especially as I watched the sheer commercial success of this shitshow.

Now I’m very like theoretically anti capitalism but I’m also a very pragmatic person whose primary love is and always has been and always will be the entertainment industry so we do have to look at what makes money because this shit’s not charity. And what the runaway success of After taught me is... RPF makes money. Like BIG money.

So then I had to relax on the pearl clutching and start asking myself why that is. Why are people into this shit? Well, celebs market themselves as 1) a brand and 2) sexual beings. You’re supposed to want them. That’s how they’re being sold to you. Harry’s not posing fucking stark naked in the Fine Line insert art for his health. Taylor’s not posting National Sock Appreciation Day for you to appreciate her socks. Like these are sexual beings and they’re being marketed to us as sexual fantasy. That’s part of why we’re buying their shit.

Let’s go back to the ‘celebs market themselves as a brand’ - if you look at people inspiring RPF it’s hardly ever people who are like... freaky private. Nobody’s putting out Saoirse Ronan RPF because tbh the average person, even an average fan of hers, doesn’t really know anything about her. She avoids socials and she doesn’t take too much press and she sorta just does her thing. People like Harry and Taylor and tbh Karlie market their personalities. They’re selling a whole package - not just a talented professional, not just a hot person, but a whole ass person who you’re supposed to buy into while also being y’know turned on by them per my previous points.

So here we get into the RPF of it all. Realistically, these people are going to inspire fantasies. They’re trying to do that. And they’re also selling and marketing their relationships and personalities. Again, this is not an accident, this is a purposeful commercial push.

With that in mind, what’s so wrong about imagining scenarios that they’re kinda like... trying to concoct for us already? Taylor’s been singing about her sex life non stop since 2017. She’s told us these songs are about Joe. Joe’s a public figure who also takes interviews and markets his personality. Is it, therefore, wrong to imagine what that sex is like if they’re both hot and making money off of us? Is she not lowkey trying to get us to do that when she’s, like I say, singing about sex with him on main since 2017?

Now with RPF what we need to remember is this is purely fantasy. It isn’t real, and it’s not like... canon. I’m also not into like AU RPF personally like I don’t really have much imagination for like RPF crackships lmao but I’m also not going to get all huffy over it. For me, if celebrities sell shit using their relationship - as Taylor absolutely fucking does - and sell themselves as sexual and desirable - as Taylor absolutely fucking does - there’s nothing that wrong with fantasizing about what that is like.

It’s obviously not real. It shouldn’t be treated as real. But as an exercise in imagination, I don’t see what’s so wrong with it.

Also many of us have fantasies all the time even if we don’t write and publish them. We have sex dreams and weird fantasies about people we know/crushes and of course we fantasize about celebs. I think putting that down in formal words isn’t worth getting all up in arms about. I think it’s just having a bit of fun.

Finally, back to After: this is a HUGE commercial market. We can see that. And like I don’t see it as that unethical when I examine it closely because these people are also making money off of it. It’s like we can say “oh celeb gossip is so terrible” but it makes the people involved huge money. And considering at the end of the day entertainment shit does come down to the bottom line... ehhhh I’m okay with it.

Hope this kinda gives my take and it’s a conversation I’m very interested in so if y’all would like to keep having with takes and countertakes I’m all for it.

#nat talks fandom culture #Anonymous

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