"i like rwby but..." shut up. leave it there. this show is raised to stupidly high standards. it has a DEDICATED fucking hatedom. this show doesn't need half-assed positivity with people who pretty much get off on fucking bashing it for things that would fly under the radar on your average cishet white dudebro protagonist tv show/anime.
practice saying it. RWBY is a good show, and i love it. that's it, no additions unless they are positive.
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Ruby: (bursts into the room) Weiss, come quick! Yang and Blake are-
WBY: (stare at Ruby in confusion)
Weiss: -Are right here going over the map so we can get back to the city. What's wrong?
Ruby: (looking frantically between Yang and Blake) But! I! You two!
Yang: Ruby, slow down. What is going on?
Ruby: Just! Follow me! (petal bursts out the window)
WBY: (exchange looks and yeet themselves out the window)
Ruby: (stops in the town alley and throws her arms out) LOOK!!!
WBY: (finally catch up and their jaws drop)
Evil Yang: (smirking and leaning up on a stack of crates) Well, well, well, I gotta say. I sure do enjoy a dangerous woman who can kick my ass. Care to take a walk on the wild side?
Negative Blake: (sitting up on the crates, scoffs and glances out of the corner of her eye at E!Y) Please, I've walked on the wild side my whole life. What could a spark from a match possibly show me?
Evil Yang: Oooooh (chuckles) I like it when you're feisty. How about a little collaboration? We could cause mayhem and chaos like never before. The world won't know what hit it.
Negative Blake: (leans in until their faces almost touch) Tempting. But remember, I've been betrayed before. Loyalty doesn't come easy.
Evil Yang: (whispering) Oh, I promise you, my loyalty will be to you and our shared desires. Besides, who else could keep up with us?
Negative Blake: (gold eyes scour possessed blue before smirking) Very well. But know this, if you ever cross me, you won't like the consequences.
Evil Yang: (closing the distance between them, their lips almost touching) Don't worry. I'm not one to back down from a challenge. (holds out a hand)
Negative Blake: Not too bad, for a human. (takes the offered hand and hops off the crates before walking off with Evil Yang to cause chaos)
RWBY: (shell shocked)
Weiss: (to Blake and Yang) How come they were able to flirt easier than you two?!
Ruby: They're about to go create chaos and that's what you're worried about?!
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Ruby, texting Qrow: Qrow! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Qrow: Where are you?
Ruby: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Qrow: I'll call Yang.
Yang, answering her cell: Y'ello?
Qrow: Where's Ruby? She texted me that she was being kidnapped.
Yang: Ruby? Whaddya mean, she’s right next to me-
Yang:
Yang: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*
Yang: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Ruby: WHO ARE YOU!?
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With this background they look like they're in a lineup after getting arrested. And these are the exact faces they'd make, too.
"Who was it that set the building on fire, ma'am?"
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