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[chameleon66]

Janus: *notices a tattoo on Virgil’s arm*

Janus: “Is that a tattoo?!”

Janus: *Scrubing a towel on Virgil’s arm* “Oh please come off, please come off.”

Virgil: “Easy! The only thing coming off is my skin!”

Janus: “Oh no! What am I going to tell your dad (Patton)!”

Janus: “Oh I got it! We’ll just cut off your arm.”

Virgil: *Pulls his arm away from Janus*

Remus: “Good idea, cause that’s easier to explain than a tattoo.”

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[wicked-rosie]

The sides find out that Logan turned into a dark side

Remus: Yeah I told Janus about it weeks ago.

Roman: *glares at Janus* He what!

Janus: What!? He says insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true!?

Remus: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government.

Janus: See!?!

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[vivalaplxto]

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[a-rat-called-remus]

Logan, about Remus: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier.

Janus: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

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[nottapossum]

Things Janus says in sander sides that I could hear Alastor saying

Part 1

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Vaggie: "The radio demon!"

Charlie: "What...The radio demon?"

Alastor: "Who's she? Never heard of her."

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Alastor: "You know, I'm actually glad you brought up the oxygen mask illustration again, Charlie."

Charlie: "And that means you're not glad, right?"

Pentious: " Of course not. He's just trying to build up a false confidence in you so that you can plummet to even greater depths."

Alastor: " That does sound like a very funny wholesome prank, but no. I mean it."

Alastor: "So...I suppose now we begin compiling a list of people we need to...nudge *Wink* down a flight of stairs until they hold another round of callbacks?"

Charlie: "Oh my gosh, no!"

Alastor: "Relax! I'm kidding, of course im kidding..."

Charlie:"..."

Alastor: "...Babysteps."

Charlie: "No! No babysteps, no steps!"

Alastor: *Laughs.*

Charlie: "And no throwing people down them!...no violence!"

Alstsor: "You're right, of course! There's much less barbaric...much more fun forms of sabotage."

Charlie: "Don't make me regret trusting you! I don't want to be stuck with an eeeevil snake boy!"

Alastor:" You're not stuck with an evil snake boy...You're just stuck with a snake boy."

Charlie: "Oh brother."

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Alastor: "It takes a liar to know a liar."

Pentious: "Wow, this guy's good."

Angel: "He just said he was a liar!"

Alastor: "I didn't say liar, I said...lawyer....totally different."

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[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

Virgil: You call it a near death experience...

Virgil: I call it a vibe check from God.

Logan: *Eye twitches*

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[veecosplayer]

Roman, while winking: are you a star? Cause you're shining bright

Virgil: I thought you were original.

Roman: like you could do better.

Virgil: you are the most elegant and the brightest star I've ever seen. Even when you blow up, you're light will be seen for years to come. You shine brighter than my love for you. However, I will be the only one to see your glory. For your eyes are the most beautiful shade of brown. Your smile puts others to shame. Your hair looks perfect at all times. You-

Roman, now blushing: okay! You can stop.

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[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Janus: Your days are numbered

Logan: Yes that is quite literally how the calendar system works

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[stormy-night]

Janus: where were you last night?

Remus: nowhere. I was nowhere

Janus: okay..? I was waiting for you for dinner and you never showed up. Where were you?

Patton: come to think of it, Logan wasn't there either

Logan: I had work to do

Remus: we had work to do?

Janus: Remus were you the work?

Remus: you're sleeping with my brother.

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[fdd700]

Remus: Hey Janus?

Janus: what?

Remus: are you awake?

Janus: who the fuck do you think said what?!?

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[xan-the-emo-trans-man]

Janus: I’m a side of Thomas

Virgil: Me too

Janus: I used to be a dark side

Virgil: Me too 

Janus: I’m friends with Remus and Patton 

Virgil: Me too 

Janus: I’m in love with Roman…

Virgil: Me too. 

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[chameleon66]

Roman: “What’s your type?”

Virgil: “Cute, dumb, funny, likes to wear red and white.”

Roman: “Wow that sounds just like me, too bad I’m not a girl.”

Virgil:

Roman:

Virgil: “Did I mention dumb?”

Roman: “Yeah.”

Virgil: “Ok, just making sure.”

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[matt-w-blogging]

Logan, needing to decide something: Hey, do you have a quarter or something I can flip?

Roman, checking pockets: Hm... I have D&D dice, if that would work?

Logan:

Logan: Wh—

Logan:

Logan, giving up wondering: Yeah that works. Thanks.

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[catemons-blog]

Roman:alright I'm gonna go out on a limb here and

Logan:which one?

Roman:what?

Logan:if you we're to remove one of limbs based on the correctness of your decision, then I suggest one of your arms as without one of your legs you would not be able to move as well as you do now and further

Roman:wait no its-

@did-he-just-hiss-at-me

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[a-rat-called-remus]

Remus: How petty can you get?

Logan: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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[nottapossum]

Things Janus says in sander sides that I could hear Alastor saying

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Alastor: "You need to start practicing a little more selfishness."

Charlie: "In moderation."

Alastor: "As all things should be. Well... almost all things."

Vaggie, suspicious: "What do you mean by almost all things?"

Alastor: "You're right. We wouldn't wanna plant too many trees. Just think of all the CO2 that might be absorbed!" Gasp.

Charlie: " Ah. He got you there."

Angel: "Well, when is it enough?"

Alastor: " ...Trees?"

Angel: "No, Selfishness!"

Charlie: sighs. "You're right."

Alastor: "Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, what was that? I couldn't hear you."

Charlie: "You're right!"

Alastor: "AH! YES! Ha! It feels SO GOOD! SO GOOD!! Aah... And I know how much you love these constant dilemmas so please... keep overthinking everything."

Alastor: " Do you want the part or not?"

Pentious: "Of course he does!"

Charlie: " Wh- but Angel made a commitment to be there for his friends' commitment. It would be wrong for him to go back on that.

Alastor: "Wrong?"

Charlie: "Yeah!"

Angel: "Yeah..."

Alastor: "Why would that be wrong?"

Charlie: "Because Angel gave his word, but you wouldn't know anything about words, would you, mister?"

Alastor: "I don't know what you mean."

Chatlie: "Giving your word is an act of honesty between—"

Alastor, mockery tone: "What? I can't understand you, I don't know anything about words!"

Charlie: "Okay. Alright, we got a smart aleck over here, huh?"

Alastor: "Oh, what, so I can't join in and give my honest opinion?"

Charlie scoffs: "No! I honestly don't believe you can give your honest opinion."

Alastor: "Come on! I don't only speak in lies!"

Angel: "Oh, that's definitely a lie!"

Charlie: "Let's give them the old liar liar. What color's my shirt?"

Alastor: "....Blue. I MEAN RED!" (Reversed it lol)

Pentious, pointing at him: "Oh!"

Charlie: "Mmhm..."

Alastor chuckles. "Sometimes it's just a matter of... self-control."

Alastor slaps his own hand: "Bad Alastor. Oh, sorry, Alastor. *chuckles* I'm just kidding."

Angel: "There have been so many wonderful moments with everyone! Shoot - even Alastor and I have been getting closer. The other day, he gave me half his sandwich."

Alastor: "...I mistook him for a garbage can."

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