#satire post

[existennialmemes]

Can't afford to live? No problem! Try these 3 Easy Tips to make your Inadequate Funds, Work For You!

Stop eating so much! Three meals a day is a luxury you shouldn't concern yourself with! Just eat some beans once a day!

Save on electricity by spending every second you're not at work sitting silently in the dark! Don't turn your phone off though, your boss might need to call you at 2am!

Forgo expensive rent payments, by just living in the dumpster behind your office! Don't get caught though, or you will be arrested for trespassing!

Your purpose is to generate income for your Betters. Stop trying to find comfort in this meaningless existence! It's bad for business!

#shitpost #shitposting #anti work #leftist memes #satire #satire post #tw homelessness

[cobaltbluesu]

A bunch of outer wilds drawings @carolkinopf, @starfables and I did on magma, it was really fun!!!

the Riebeck appreciation page

millenial Hornfels and sleeping gaunts concepts

Finally, the "Chert slander" page

uhhhhh

good night!

#outer wilds #outer wilds fanart #outer wilds spoilers #riebeck #feldspar #chert #gabbro #outer wilds art #satire #satire post #art dump

[boyfleshripper]

I’m procrastinating on other stuff I’m supposed to be drawing

Anyways though mansion squad hangout (I forgot about the masks being mansion enemies too sorry mask fans)

I love dividing my images I figured out how to do it!

#lethal company #i love drawing the lethal company critters very ooc #satire post

[shibusawaz]

the way you scoundrels turned on poor fyodor after he stabbed sigma. what you clearly don't understand about the decay is that stabbing eachother is a part of their INSTINCT and their LIFE. a common way to celebrate friendship within the decay of angels is to STAB and MAIM your companion. fyodor was REALLY just trying to express his LOVE and SUPPORT for sigma's life choices, but this is taken wrong by an audience who is clearly unfamiliar with the tradition of attempted murder as an act of friendship. you all accept nikolai for this but not fyodor? for shaaaaame.

#SATIRE POST #bungou stray dogs #bsd #nikolai gogol #sigma #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #decay of angels

[catnaplovesnaptime]

That dress looks terrible on you.

No one will find your body :)

#catnap posts #satire post

[felineantix]

peter griffin horseman

#bojack horseman #peter griffin #meme post #satire post

[cowcat-with-a-hat]

parappa the rapper characterz that i think they would do drugz :3 (thiz iz a joke btw)

joe chin and my proof iz: that he sold me drugz outside of the 711 last thursday nite and they weren't even drugz they were hiz branded "joe chin super drugz" AND THEY WERE PIXIE STIX still very tasty tho highly reccomend

prince fleaswallow my proof iz: he mentionz in hiz song that hez "on the run" 4 sumthing 4 what exactly im not sure but im gonna guess drug dealing i mean like he runz a flea market that soundz like a front 4 a drug ring also he lookz like sum1 who dressed themselvez while constantly stoned (trust me i would know) i just know he would smoke weed he soundz high out of hiz mind and also singz about how hez been working in the "flea market" since "hiz mama waz a baby" soundz like sumthing i'd write while high out of my mind oh and also while im on about hiz song

parappa: maybe not nesaserally DO drugz but he unknowingly sold drugz (allegedly) with prince fleaswallow 2 fix hiz dadz car altho mayb he would do weed idk XP

lammy my proof iz: thiz image (thx 2 lil mrs matter on discord 4 the proof XD)

5. guru ant my proof iz: thiz iz just a hc i have that he and fleaswallow smoke weed 2gether and he smokez 2 calm hiz nervez now iz there a good reason that i have thiz hc nah not really am i what the kidz would say "delu lu" no and who the fuck sayz "delu lu" anywayz thatz stupid tiktok kidz r stupid 6. cathy piller, ma san and randum onion lady who waz in stage 2 in the 2nd parappa game my proof iz thiz image:

7. pj berri my proof iz: ok now thiz iz another purely hc thing (actually thiz whole list iz XD) but hear me out the reason why that hez constantly eating and sleeping iz bcuz hez smoking that marijamige that mary jane that grass y'know weed makez people have the munchiez real bad and also makez u real sleepy so it makez total sense i don't c it being anyother way and if u disagree with me then letz go toe 2 toe by the slide @ the preskool i'll beet u up >:( 8. crash bandicoot my proof iz: ik ik that crash izn't TECHNICALLY a parappa character but shut up look @ this image

c look they have met thiz countz anywayz crash iz def 1 of those flordia man typez who run around on bath saltz screaming no further comment

9. colonel noodlez my proof iz: what fucking moron would try 2 make noodlez the only food on earth a moron on drugz thatz who basically the whole plot of ptr2 iz that he goez on a drug binge and thinkz that all other foodz r evil and tryz 2 make everything noodlez but then parappa helpz him sober up and he realizez hez a fucking idiot and thatz why kidz u shouldn't do drugz (or do them i don't give a shit im not ur dad)

feel free 2 leave ur hcz in the commentz below <333 (btw if u didn't read the title thiz post iz satire so don't take offense 2 thiz or sumthing idk)

#parappa the rapper #um jammer lammy #satire #satire post #joke post #this is a joke #why did i write this #i'll post actual art soon :P

[leresq]

I'm watching the hunger games movies and I just don't understand why the rebels felt like they had to be so violent to the capitol. Peaceful protests work, why couldn't they have just protested and asked nicely? And those peacekeeper soldiers were just doing their job. It's literally just like any other job, people are forced into it by their economic situation.

#satire post #sarcasm #satire #palestine #free palestine #hunger games #the hunger games #hunger games spoilers #the hunger games spoilers

[philipwittebanesjournal]

Caleb's reaction when I kill all his friends and loved ones. Cool brother moment right? I'm very proud of myself btw

#a young candles flame #the owl house #wittebane brothers #shitpost #toh phillip wittebane #philip wittebane #satire post

[totallyrealcops]

How many injuries have you suffered from the goose attack?

Citizen, we must inform you that this communication system has been created for reporting crimes. However, that being said, we appreciate your concern towards our wellbeing. Therefore, we shall now present our current Goose vs Police scoreboard.

As for our exact injuries... that is... confidential.

#satire post #geese #totallyrealcops #dark humor

[spunkiibuggz]

To anyone that has a single Mime Bomb related post. Those are mine now. I'm taking full custody. It's my hyperfixation now.

#satire post #jsjdjsk #Legit 5 photos of my fat cat just popped up outs no where lol #mime bomb #carmen sandeigo 2019 #carmen sandeigo netflix #Mime Bomb is bbgirl #You never saw me #*crawls back under my rock*

[comically-large-octopus]

I think that in this day and age, it is important to share about your gender identity and sexuality so that others do not feel alone. Here’s my contribution:

#randall boggs #monsters university #monsters inc #randall #lgbtq #lgbtqa #Lgbt positivity #queer pride #queer community #satire post #joke #funny image #lgbt humor #Is it normal to have so many tags? #tumblr veterans please help

[creepylittlelady]

Listening to Painted Smile whilst having a mental breakdown is one of the experiences I've ever had ever

#littlelady #creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #jeff the killer #painted smile #madame macabre #mental breakdown #satire post #kinda #idk #silly goofy #just good old creepypasta vibes

[constructbreakdown]

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#totinos #satire #comedy #art #my art #videos #meme #satire post #funny #memes #funny content #funny videos #funny humor #humor #artwork #tumblr artists #original art #original #artists on tumblr #my videos #youtube #youtube videos #original story #original writing #video editing #artist #small artist #Youtube

[vannys-pizzaplex-askblog]

Hey. *Proceeds to beat the shit out of you with my bunny shaped stress ball (with rizz of course)*

#mod talks #satire post #i had the urge to make this post for some reason. don't ask-

[catnaplovesnaptime]

I'm in the walls

<Knock starts coming from the walls>

Yeah? Well I'm in your house :)

#catnap posts #satire post