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amelia-yap · 3 months
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A DRAGON WEISS FER YE!!!!
GOSH I love her design so so much,,, the silly <3333
WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE CREATURE EVERRRRR 😭😭😭😭
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loullipopx · 1 year
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Maybe I should start adding itty bits of shenanigans in here... that both twt and insta don't have access to yet... So here goes !! Imma do a lil cut anyway !!
Oh hi !! We meet on the other side...
Here's the complete lineup of the Flower Buds !!
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It's gonna be a story divided into lil zines I think !! Here's Lily's introduction !!
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I also made another doodle today but I think that one spoils just a tad too much... So I'll leave that for later !! Hope you like these 🌼
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eratosmusings · 1 month
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Stolen Destiny (I)
Feyd Rautha x fem!reader
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summary: Your father had been promised an heir. But the choices made by another stole that fate from you. Now it's your turn to take theirs.
warnings: adults only, all characters are over 18, smut in future chapters, blood, misogyny, dark themes, canon typical violence
word count: 1.2k
dividers / masterlist
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“Again,” the swordmaster calls out. 
Gritting your teeth, you comply and fall back in position with the others. All this show for what?
With a nod, a troubadour began to pluck at the strings of her Baliset again. Your feet move in the familiar pattern, hilts of the swords bouncing against your hips. This is a waste of time.
Air stills as the rest of the women swirl away from you when another Baliset, one played with a bow sliding against its strings, joins the melody. The blades gnash against their sheaths in protest as you pull them free. They sing in the air, spinning easily between your fingers. Faster and faster they spin to match the skirts of the others now twirling in a circle around you until the music slows.
Once, twice you clink the blades’ together before you stab one into the plush stool in the center. Soft, slow pattering of the drums begins as you turn your back to it. The sword that remains drags its tip against the stone floor. The women bend a knee where they twirled. Sparks follow when you twist quickly.
This is the silliest part. You face a non existent opponent. Bringing your sword forward you drop into a defensive stance. The music rises and now you fight. Thrust, retreat, parrie, circle, advance, lunge, parrie, retreat, parrie, parrie. On and on it goes until you drop the sword. Your arm extends to the partner who does not exist and spin into nothing as the music reaches a crescendo. Chest heaving, you stay there and stare into the abyss until the music and the last of your dignity finally dies.
One of the girls is quick to retrieve and return the swords to you. In contrast, you’re slow to sheath them. You’re not eager to hear the word you know waits on his tongue. But you can only stall for so long.
You turn and face him. His voice cuts sharply across the silent hall. “Again.”
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“You look ridiculous,” your father says under his breath so only you can hear. 
A gown, styled after your mother’s House, hung loosely on your frame, hiding any hint of the woman’s body beneath it. You feel ridiculous in it, but had thought it better than the other options. You should have known there was nothing you could have worn that would please him.
“My apologies, father.”
He scoffs. Nothing you do will ever please him.
It’s why you still cannot understand why this celebration is being held. He saw no honor in you being born, why would he see it in you coming of age? And to invite the likes of the Atreides? Was this all some masochistic need to see the son he should have had?
He says outloud, “Don’t embarrass me.” In your head you hear the word he leaves unspoken. ‘Again.’
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The Major Houses arrive hours apart, the lucky few Minor Houses invited padding the time between. First is the Princess Irulan. Beautiful, graceful, kind. She compliments you, embracing you as if you’d been friends for life. And it feels as such. A connection left despite the broken destiny. There would be no marriage, but your father whispers that a friendship could offer nearly as much.
The Atreides come next. The Duke is handsome. His concubine, Lady Jessica, hides behind a veil. A Bene Gesserit indeed. Their son, Paul, is charismatic and not as handsome as his father, but more beautiful. He places a kiss on your hand, complimenting your dress and, as he calls them, your lovely eyes. They fall flat on you, but he seems to preen at your own compliment of his hair with a boyish grin painting his face.
Your father’s mood shifts when they and their people are led away to the castle. “Well done. Who knew you could charm so well.” The praise, as backhanded as it is, prickles your skin. “Let’s hope can you keep it up.”
At last, as the sun sets, the Harkonnens arrive. 
Pale and hairless, they're intimidating in their black attire. The Baron did not come, instead having his nephews take his place. The eldest, Count Glossu Rabban, is a giant of a man. From the stories you’ve heard, he's a sadist but an idiot. In his shadow lies the true danger. 
Na-Baron Feyd-Rautha. He’s deceptively slight next to his brother. But to be the chosen heir for a House like the Harkonnens there must be a brutal intelligence. Like Paul he takes your offered hand and presses his lips against it. They’re cold, chapped and rough. Unlike Paul he offers a grin that had no boyishness left. Blackened teeth bared, he tugs your arm harshly. You stumble forward into him. The hand he doesn’t hold presses against his chest to catch yourself, the one he does hold twisting out of his grip.
Warm metal presses against your throat. 
Something akin to amusement dances in his eyes as they rove over your. It’s the only sign that he probably doesn’t want to kill you. There’s a measured pause of his gaze, first on the blade then sinking lower, before it flits back to your own. His voice is raspy as he speaks, “It is a pleasure to be here for your coming of age, my lady.” He leans forward and presses a kiss to your cheek. The blade retreats. His eyes don’t leave yours as he releases you, flips it, and offers you the hilt. “A gift.”
“Thank you,” you say, hoping your voice holds firm, and reach for the dagger. 
A hand flashes from behind you with a plea of, “Allow me, my lady,” from a guard. 
Feyd, tisked, pulling it out of reach. “It is not a gift for you.”
You’re unceremoniously knocked aside when the guard steps between you. “She will be given it after an inspection.”
“An inspection is unnecessary,” you hiss, face warming. It was embarrassing enough he’d managed to catch you and your court so off guard. But to openly suspect him of intending harm, after such a brazen display of weakness, would cement the failure of any good relations between your houses. Your father would never forgive you.
“He poisons his blades,” the guard insists, not quietly enough.
Feyd-Rautha’s laugh is harsh. He turns to the Harkonnens behind him, lifts his arms, and bellows, “He worries I poison the blade!” It humors them. Rabben guffaws as if he’s never heard a funnier joke. When he faces you again his black grin is even wider. He stares down the guard as he slices the blade across his open palm. Blood soils the blade and drips on the stone beneath him. His eyes shift to you again. His tongue juts out. In a grotesque exhibition he licks it. “Death does not wait for you in my hands today.”
“I never suspected it did, Na-Baron,” you agree, stepping around the guard. He moves to stop you, but a harsh glare has him backing down. There’s still a chance to save this. Appease the Harkonnens and quell your father’s resentment you can feel rolling off him in waves behind you. Feyd offers the hilt again and you take it. The blade slices across your own palm without hesitation, your blood joining his on the stone. You extend your hand to him again.
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a/n: my first fic! any thoughts would be appreciated 🥰
be my muse
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lttllovely · 9 months
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MOONLIGHT ON THE RIVER | Ethan Landry x Freeman!Reader
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Word Count: 2.6k
Summary: You are Amber Freeman’s sibling and a fellow survivor of the 2022 Woodsboro Massacre. Coming to New York, you isolated yourself from everyone, only talking to your close friends. You were shunned and made out to be a serial killer by most in New York, them thinking that you were cut from the same cloth as your sister. But not Ethan. Never Ethan.
Genre: Fluff with some angst. Ethan has a heart, surprisingly. A cold one, at the end of Scream VI, but yeah.
Notes: It's referenced once that the reader is wearing a dress with their Angel costume, but no other gendered terms/clothing are referenced in this. Might write a sequel(s) to this if I feel like it/if demand is high enough. So, if you want this to be continued, let me know. You can even throw me some other ideas/requests for this series/other one-shots and I might write them :)
COMING TO THIS PARTY HAD BEEN A BAD IDEA. The booze was flowing. The apartment was stuffed with so many people that no matter where you turned you were met with a face or pressed against someone else. The rooms were rank with the scents of alcohol and sweat. Everything just screamed “Uncomfortable,” and “Get out,” yet you glumly remained.
Really, you wouldn’t have even gone if it wasn’t for your friends worrying about you. They saw how you only talked to them, never went out to parties, and had generally cocooned yourself from the rest of society. They knew it was because of what happened back in Woodsboro. You had lost so much. Your friends, your sister, everything. But, they wanted you to be happy. To get out there. So, when they begged you to come to this party with them, you said yes.
And at first, the party was fine. Fun, even. You had mostly stuck with Tara, who had progressively gotten very, very drunk. You weren’t one for drinking, however, staying stone-cold sober. You were too paranoid about everything and everyone to let yourself lose focus for a second. And besides, your friends needed someone to bring them back home and nurse them to health.
Hanging with Tara was fun. Freeing, really. You two talked about whatever was on your mind, chatting about the silliest things. You guys complained about sleazeball professors that set deadlines way too early and avidly discussed new A24 releases (including a pointed comment from you about how much Tara looked like one of the leads in A24’s X, which she shook her head at). You made fun of Tara for her obvious crush on Chad; she poked fun at your relationship with Ethan. You told her that there was nothing going on between you two, but she held a knowing smirk that you couldn’t rub off of her face no matter how hard you tried.
But, drinking nothing but water wasn’t great for your bladder. So, you had to leave her to use the restroom. After hearing a brief comment about how she’d “see you soon,” you left. When you returned, however, Tara was gone. It was strange. Tara wouldn’t just leave you like that. Then again, she was shitfaced and might be talking with a literal wall right now.
And she indeed was talking to a wall- well, more like a pole. She was talking to some six-foot mass of curls in a plain white tee—no costume in sight, sadly. His back was turned to you, so you couldn't tell who it was, but Tara seemed to be enjoying the conversation, so you left them be. Besides, you weren’t good at talking with new people. You never were. Plus, you didn’t want to scare off Tara’s new friend.
So, you went to refill your water bottle in the kitchen. Upon doing so, you were eyed by some drunk girls who started giggling. While you couldn’t hear everything they said, the words “murderer,” and “Ghostface,” were enough to shake you. Your head pounded. Everything awful about the party that you had been able to ignore with Tara nearby suddenly was in your face, impossible to avoid. It was all suffocating. You scuttled out of the kitchen, weaving your way through party-goers with several apologies leaving your lips. The girls’ awful, loud cackles followed you, even outside of the party.
This led you to where you are now, sitting on a bench, alone on the balcony. Your feet tap incessantly as you run through a breathing exercise, trying to center yourself. You are nothing like Amber. They don’t know any better. You are fine. Everything is fine. You can breathe.
Suddenly, you hear the door behind you close shut. You sharply turn your head to see Ethan and let out a sigh of relief.
“Hi,” He says. He motions to the bench. “Is it okay if I join you?”
You nod, scooting over. “Yeah, that’s fine,” You reply, your gaze already growing soft and fond. You pat the spot, flashing him a small smile. He returns it with a smile of his own, sitting down next to you.
“What are you doing out here?” You ask, your surprise at seeing him being pretty apparent.
He shrugs, taking a deep breath in. “I needed some air. You?”
You nod. “Yeah, same,”
You two fall into silence. Only the muffled sounds of blaring music and drunken shouts accompany you. But, the silence is comfortable. Neither of you mind it.
Then, Ethan speaks up. “Uh- so, how’s the party been… for you?”
He’s a little awkward with starting the conversation, his eyes not quite meeting yours until after he speaks. You giggle lightly, your eyes crinkling up in a way that makes Ethan’s heart skip a beat. He’s happy to see you with a smile on your face again. He’s even happier to know that it is because of him.
“Well, it’s been… fine,” You reply. He nods, staying quiet. He seems like he wants to hear more, so you continue. “I mean, I got to hang with Tara for most of it. And, it was really nice spending time with her, just us two. It’s been a while since I’ve gotten to be one-on-one with her. Everything feels like a group activity nowadays- which I’m definitely not against. I love it actually. But, it was nice.”
Ethan nods, a smile on his face. “That’s good! That’s really good,”
You shake your head, chuckling. “Yeah, it is.” You agree, “What about you? Has the party scene been treating you well?”
Ethan hesitates, tilting his head. “Uh- it hasn’t been bad,”
Your smile drops. “Oh,” You say, full of concern.
Ethan shakes his head. “Hey, nothing that bad happened. It’s just- Chad tried to get me to flirt with a girl,”
You nod. “Ohhhh, okay. Well, how’d it go?” You ask. While you’d normally cheer him on or hype him up, considering that there isn’t a great ending to this story, you are a lot more restrained with your response than normal.
“Well, she wasn’t interested. She just kind of- shook her head and laughed,”
You still, grimacing. “Shit, I’m sorry,” You apologize.
Ethan shakes his head again. “It’s okay. I don’t think she meant to be mean. Besides, I don’t think anyone’s going to find me very attractive in this,” He says, motioning to his cardboard armor.
You balk at the comment. “Hey! I think your suit is very cool,” You retort, fully meaning it. His suit is cool. It seems handmade yet is super creative and made well. It’s a labor of love.
“You mean it?” Ethan asks softly. He seems surprised, which only hurts you more. What kind of pricks were shitting on his passion projects? This was cool stuff! God, people suck sometimes (a lot of the time, actually, but you were trying to be more positive).
You nod excitedly. “Yeah, I mean, this is cool as hell! You made it yourself, right?” You ask. He nods, confirming your thoughts. “Well, how long did you spend on it?”
“I- uh, I stayed up last night making it,”
You nod, beaming at him. “That’s cool! And honestly, it’s well made too.”
Ethan was practically glowing from your compliments, his smile growing wider.
“Look, if anyone is shitting on your costume, they’re just jealous.” You admit. You turn towards the door where you get a hazy view inside the party. You pat Ethan on the shoulder, getting him to turn the same way. “I mean, look at everyone at this party.” You say, pointing at everyone. “No one put effort into their costumes, not even me. Most people just wore whatever they could find in their closet and are trying to get laid, while you, sir, are an artist.” You say the last line with a chuckle, but with meaning too.
Ethan giggles. “An artist? Now you’re just inflating my ego,” He quips back.
You shrug. “Would that be so bad?” You joke, laughing more. “But I’m being serious. What you’re wearing is cool. No one’s going to care about Jessica’s vampire costume ten years down the line, hell, not even ten days from now. Or mine. But yours is cool. It’ll be something sick to show your kids,”
“Hey, I think your costume is cool!” He refutes. You balk in return, laughing.
“Eth, now you’re just trying to inflate my ego.” You retort. “This is an Angel costume. This dress is from my closet and I had to get the halo and wings from Anika. I didn’t exactly come up with anything groundbreaking here,”
“Well, I think you look beautiful,”
The words leave you speechless. You turn to Ethan, searching his face for any traces of malice, humor, or anything disingenuous. But, there aren’t any. He looks at you with wonder and a gentle fondness that makes your heart ache. His gaze is incredibly gentle, like he thinks that if he looks at you too hard you’ll shatter, yet he can’t tear his gaze from you.
Yours doesn’t leave his either, taking his features in. You haven’t gotten much one-on-one time with Ethan before, always being split apart by a Meeks-Martin or a Carpenter. So, you never get to look at him this close. But, god, he’s beautiful. You’ve always been aware of that, but more so now than ever.
The scenery around you two isn’t anything special, consisting of a few very real (dying) plants strewn around and a few rows of string lights overhead. But, the string lights give Ethan this incandescent glow. Even though you’re the one wearing an Angel costume, he looks like the real deal. A halo forms around his head, and god, okay, maybe Tara has a point. A really good point, actually.
Then, a stray frat guy slams against the door, his alcohol spilling against the door and him with it. Yikes. You both grimace, feeling sorry for him. With bated breath, you two are silent as the guy rushes off. Only after he leaves do you both start awkwardly chuckling.
“And that is why I don’t drink,” You comment, causing Ethan to hiccup with laughter. “Have you drunk at all?”
Ethan hums, shaking his hand back and forth. “Some. Not a lot though. I don’t have a great tolerance.”
You nod, humming. “Fair.”
“How come you don’t drink?” Ethan asks before another hiccup. “Not judging. That’s fine that you don’t. I’m just curious,” He tenses up, fearful that he said the wrong thing.
You chuckle. “You’re fine. I didn’t think you were.” You confirm. He sighs in relief, leaving you awkwardly chuckling. He’s cute. “I mean- I used to. Back in Woodsboro. Not a lot, but I did. But, after… uhm,” You draw out the last word, giving him a pointed look.
“Ohhh,” He murmurs, nodding. Knowing that he understands what you mean, you continue.
“Yeah, that’s why. I’m just… anxious about it happening again. I know that it probably won’t happen all the way out in New York and it’s probably just my own anxiety messing with me at this point, but I just…” You pause for a moment. “I don’t know, I just never want to feel as powerless as I did that night. If it ever happened again, I want to be present. Defend myself and my friends, y’know,” You look to Ethan and he understands, nodding. But, there’s also this strange haze in his eyes. It’s only there for a moment, passing almost as quickly as you see it, but you swiftly forget it. It’s probably the alcohol affecting him.
“No, that- that makes sense,” He responds, swallowing thickly. His gaze leaves yours for a moment, flicking toward the vast jungles of New York. Then it returns to you. “Is that uhm, night, also why you’re out here?”
You pause, sucking a breath in. It makes sense that he saw through your fake excuse for coming out here. Hell, he probably saw you leave the party suddenly and followed you (because he cares, a distant voice in your head says). So, you nod. “Yeah,” You glumly admit. “I- uh, right before I came out here, when I wasn’t with Tara anymore, these girls were… saying things about me.”
Ethan hums, looking at you with wide doe eyes. “I couldn’t hear much of what they said, but words like “Ghostface,” and “murderer,” weren’t exactly markers of anything positive,” You continue. You chuckle darkly, but Ethan can tell that you’re still hurt by those words. They’re fresh wounds.
“I’m sorry,” He apologizes.
You shake your head. “Don’t apologize. It’s not like it’s your fault,” You joke dryly, but you’re a lot less lively than earlier. You’re more dead, stewing in your anxiety again. You play with your hands, rubbing circles into them repetitively.
“Look, those girls don’t know what they’re talking about.” He pipes up. His conviction is so strong that you tear your gaze from your hands, returning it to him. “They’re just going off of Reddit theories. They don’t know you,” He leans in slightly, his voice falling to a near whisper yet remaining powerful. “They don’t deserve to,”
You’re taken off-guard by the possessiveness in his voice, by how sure of himself he is now. This isn’t how Ethan normally is. But, his words are sweet, and assure you that you aren’t anything like Amber. For once, the stupid voices in your head trying to convince you that maybe those Reddit theorists have a point quiet. It’s just you and Ethan, and everything is peaceful. You can breathe, finally.
You smile at him. It’s a genuine, soft smile, speaking volumes for how grateful you are for him. Not just for him being here tonight, but for everything. For being so sweet. So kind.
Then, the moment is suddenly interrupted by Anika storming onto the balcony. Shoving the door open, she grimaces at intruding on the romantic scene but continues. “Sorry to break you guys up, but Tara’s in trouble,”
While at first annoyed by the intrusion, you perk to attention at the mention of Tara. “What? Shit, what happened to Tara?” You ask, worried. You know Anika wouldn’t get you guys if it wasn’t something serious.
“It’s Frankie,” Anika explains, your heart dropping. Shit, you shouldn’t have left her alone at this party. If you had known she was talking to Frankie, there was no way you would have left her alone with him. That guy was a serial creep and freak. You quickly thank Anika before exiting the balcony, pushing through the drunken crowd. Ethan tails you, with Anika following behind.
“He’s taking her up the stairs!” Anika yells. Once you three reach the stairs, that’s when you get a front-row view of the night going from 0 to 100 in terms of batshit craziness. One second, Chad is talking to a handsy Frankie dragging Tara up the stairs, the next, Chad is fighting him, then Sam is tasing Frankie in the balls.
You gape at the sight, seeing Frankie finally get the beating he deserves. Looking at Ethan, you awkwardly chuckle while he grimaces, almost feeling bad for the guy. Almost. Grabbing Ethan by the hand, you drag him away from the scene of the crime. And, if he’s struck silent for damn near the rest of the night because of you holding his hand and not the preceding events, that is only for him to know.
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rriavian · 9 months
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“Are you the tooth fairy?” The little girl asks, her eyes wide.
AKA: The Corinthian finds himself embroiled in a case of mistaken identity and Dream of the Endless can’t stop smirking about it.
(Honestly don't know if this has been done before. I wrote this at 1am while incredibly tired so blame sleep deprivation on why this is probably the silliest thing I’ve ever written for these two.)
(Edit: Should probably add the ao3 link to this here.)
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“Are you the tooth fairy?” The little girl asks, her eyes wide.
There is only one reason the Corinthian doesn’t kill her immediately.
And it’s currently stood smirking beside him.
Dream of the Endless, the Prince of Stories—lips currently twitching upwards in delight, solemn demeanour almost failing him—looks like he’s trying not to laugh.
The Corinthian wants to wipe that smug expression right off his face.
Except he can’t, won’t, because while the delightful treat of inspiring Dream’s disapproval usually spurs him on rather than holds him back, there’s something the Corinthian wants first. He’s currently trying to get his reticent king to end the incredibly insulting period of probation he’s inflicted upon him. To do so he needs to impress rather than irritate, needs to prove himself worthy of being allowed to return to human dreams. Dream is petty even while dutiful—especially while dutiful—is vicious enough to multitask while he teaches, always finding time to punish. The result has been a series of humiliatingly supervised visits to mortal dreams, as if the Corinthian requires instruction, and they seemed to have stumbled into the dream of a six year old girl who’s just lost a tooth.
Which leads to the latest indignity.
The Corinthian pretends he hasn’t heard the question, this insult he won’t respond to, turns to Dream and snaps. “This is the wrong dream.”
“Is it?” Dream doesn’t even attempt faux surprise, flatly unapologetic as above his quirked lips cruel eyes glitter. “My mistake.”
Oh he definitely did this on purpose.
“Mister?” The girl says insistently; she’s also turned to Dream, seems to have realised that's where the authority is, little hand reaching up to tug gently on his robe.
Dream smiles like a sunrise. “Yes Alice?”
“You know my name!”
“Indeed.” He says gently, eyes soft for one of his dreamers, the glitter in them a nightlight for one of his precious humans. “Now—you had a question?”
Small fingers curl even tighter in Dream's black robe, perhaps chasing softness, perhaps marveling at it. Alice's eyes shift to the Corinthian for what amounts to half a second—they meet his ocular gaze, able to do so only because the glasses are oh so conspicuously missing—a quick glance as if she needs to double check.
Alice frowns.
Then she nods sharply, turns away, seems to have found whatever she was looking for. Alice gestures in the Corinthian’s general direction, still clutching Dream’s robe, but despite her clear frustration when she speaks her tone is shy. “He didn’t say whether he’s the tooth fairy.”
This time Dream does laugh.
It’s quiet but not restrained, a warmth that doesn’t demand attention, subtly chases away a chill. The mirth in his tone not at all held back. “He didn’t, did he?”
Alice agrees with a solemn little nod, the sort used for matters of the utmost importance.
“Can you ask him?”
Dream looks up, smile turning to night, shifting to the threat of a creeping shadow as this time he meets the teeth of the Corinthian's eyes. The glow there turns eerie, ghost silver, a strangely hollow thing for all that’s contained inside. There’s unease in how empty and full Dream can be at the same time, the vastness of a glacier so desolate when you’re alone. The demand is clear, even before Dream speaks, and the Corinthian knows he'll pay him back for this—
“Well?” Dream says mildly, eyes echoing with humour.
“Are you?”
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merakiui · 4 months
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Really really loved TMDG. Loved soft Jade and his characterization. Though I think my favorite part is how Jade's playing 4D chess Reader is playing checkers and somehow they're both losing to one another. I look forward to reading any other extra thoughts you have on it.
( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ഒ hehe thank you!!! The 4D chess and checkers match Reader and Jade are engaged in is so funny. They're fools in love. <3 truly the silliest duo of all time!!!! I couldn't help but smile every time I wrote Reader telling Jade "You have no idea what it's like to be in love!" as if she's not looking into the eyes of her biggest, most dedicated, most devoted simp. ^^;;; and they both have similar views of their beloveds: Floyd is Reader's star, and Reader is Jade's moon. The celestial comparisons they have for their crushes...... >w< aaaaa they should get married!!!!!!
I think it's something of an iceberg and Reader is only seeing the tip. She has no idea of what lurks below. While you're using Jade to fuel your Floyd fantasies, he's already two steps ahead and using this as an opportunity to do all of the things he's always wanted to do but has never been able to. >:D very 4D chess indeed, but this is nothing new for Mr. Jade. He always carries out galaxy brain plays. orz his dedication is impressive!! :O
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Round 1, Bracket 3:
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Alice propaganda:
Pros: For a prisoner, he’s retained a lot of whimsy. In a death game, he’s so picky that requests a minor to eat the bitter melon out of his food. He also spouts lines such as ‘so I thought to myself; yikes! Big yikes indeed!’
Cons: for a lot of the first chapter, he’s quite resistant and unwilling to help the rest of the cast, which is a pretty dickish move. Oh yea and he murdered two people (one of which by accident) out of not listening to the rules, which isn’t very silly of him
Nao propaganda:
Pros: A silly artist who drops such lines as ‘you could fit a whole watermelon in there…’ and ‘maybe I’ll swallow a bunch of mud and die!?’ at the prospect of failing her exams. She’s got a very ‘me n the boys’ attitude, so there’s plenty of time to do things with her, which usually have some silly highlights
Cons: She kept her teacher’s head in a box for a while and hit a guy with a frying pan
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Round 3, Match 19: Artemy Burakh vs. Kazuma Kiryu
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Submitted kids:
Artemy Burakh: Murky and Sticky (+others)
Kazuma Kiryu: Haruka, Ayako, Eri, Riona, Izumi, Taichi, Koji, Mitsuo, and Shiro
Propaganda under the cut!
Artemy Burakh:
1. “Pathologic is not the kind of game you expect to make your mother instincts kick in but it indeed does.
The adoption spree starts with the second game protagonist, Artemy, being given a list of 7 children who will inherit the city one day. He does become an important figure in their lifes, but truly adopts only two. Orphans named Murky and Sticky.
After learning about a secret hideout his father had, he goes to check and Sticky is just there. He was a some sort of a student of his father, but didn't learn much. Artemy calls him a stray cat and later house imp, but lets him stay. Slowly they grow close with Artemy promising to teach Sticky how to become a doctor. Throughout the game they have a ton of cute moments with Sticky trying to help the best he can, but breaking equipment while Artemy is away. Also they needed to fix the brewing machine and sticky said he has a guy who owes him one. When they arrive at the place the first thing he says is "distract him the best you can while I work". After you complain about it, he first says he needs stealing to survive, but then calls it the form of art. It's impossible not to love him.
Murky is a lonely autistic girl who lives in a train cabin by herself. With each day you play she slowly starts staying by your house more and more. In the middle of the game Artemy had to catch a deadly plague for her to survive. It can interpreted as her fault, but right after he finds her and asks to come back home. Throughout the game she often says "I don't love you. There is no reason for me to love you". But after getting sick herself she finally says "I love you and always loved". Bro I cried. Also the most important part. Her russian name is Mishka. It can be translated as teddy bear or bear cub. Artemys childhood nickname is Bear and his home is called "lair". Bear family...
Sticky and Murky often argue between themselves, but reconcile in the end. One time he stole some sugar and made a lollipop for her... She says "I don't mind having kinda brother" the same way she says "I don't mind being your kinda daughter" to Artemy.
In one of the game endings they stand in front of artemys old house asking if they will live there and which rooms they can take.
Children adoption: successful”
Link to the rest coming soon!
Kazuma Kiryu:
1. “There's a pretty big section of one of the game that's entirely about taking care of all those kids and it's all really sweet !”
2. “How the fuck did he get 9. There’s like 6-8 games where he’s the main character and he adopts haruka rlly early, but then in one game in the middle of the series, in the beginning like opening scenes he’s like avtually fuck it I’m adopting an ENTIRE orphanage/eight WHOLE children. (not a bit like. He actually did that) he’s the silliest billy badass old man. Grampy Kiryu also, bc haruka has a kid now.”
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Premise: Akaashi Keiji falls in love with a single mother and realizes she's all he wants for his life.
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Chapter 4: Confrontation
You were currently resting on a very comfy bed. Staring up at the ceiling above you. Akaashi had ordered extra pillows for you to be as comfortable as possible in your physical state. Though, when he said ‘extra pillows’ you assumed he ordered a couple more for you to be able to sit up a bit on the bed or put under your feet. That was not the case clearly, as you were laying in what looked like a pillow fort more than a guest bedroom. The thought made you giggle to yourself, he really went on and bought eight more pillows, new sheets, and a fluffy pink comforter for you to be as comfortable as you were back home. Not like you had any of this back in your apartment, but the concentrated scowl he had on his face while purchasing all these things online for you made your insides curl. He really is cute.
The room itself wasn’t very big but it had all you could need, a queen size bed, a fairly large closet and a bedside table. Not much besides that. The walls were very muted, almost like a gray box, with not a single piece of art hanging from the walls or the regular type of decorations you would normally have in display for a guest bedroom. It looked pretty different to your own apartment, colorful and full of trinkets, it was almost like Akaashi himself. But you were grateful for being there. Thanks to his help you were going to be able to pay for your son’s school without delays and you were being tended by a devilishly handsome guy and an adorable little girl. Seiji was also ecstatic, he got to play whenever he wanted and also got compliments all the time by doing things, he would do normally without getting any, like tying up his shoes by himself or throwing the recyclable trash in the correct container, his ego getting out of control now that he is the big boy of the house.
You were bored beyond despair not being able to move on your own, the tv was in the living room and you didn’t have any paid streaming subscriptions in your phone, so there were limits to what you could do when there was nobody home. But the rest of the gang were packing up everything up from your house to bring it all to Akaashi’s place. There wasn’t much to pack, the room came with all the furniture anyways, so there was no need to hire a moving company. Everything should fit in a few boxes. But you were feeling extremely uneasy for the silliest of reasons. You told Seiji to be careful and not let Akaashi anywhere near your underwear drawer, but will he really listen? He is just five and doesn’t understand the implications of the sinful drawer and this was not what you envisioned be the first time he’d see it. Not like you wanted him to see anything of what’s inside the damn thing, you seriously need to go shopping for new stuff, everything there must be burnt to oblivion.
You tried to distract yourself from your obsessive thoughts that somehow ended up leaving you hot and bothered thinking of the first time he will indeed see your underwear, hopefully on you and after you can actually move, so you started running an inventory of all your things in your head. You were positive the couple of boxes that they’d bring would fit in the closet, it looked pretty big after all. Now that you think about it, everything here looked big. You haven’t had the time to talk with Akaashi about what he does for a living yet, all you know is that he works with books, but somehow you never thought that would make as much money, this house is definitely more than what a single father and a toddler needed.
You couldn’t look around the house much since you weren’t able to walk yet, but everything looked larger than you imagined. A two-level town house, with a big front yard. No plants, nor decorations at all, just like the room you were in. Seiji was sharing the bed with you as usual, Akaashi insisted on getting him a bed and re-do Kimi’s room so they could stay there as he insists it is a very large space and mostly empty, but you refused his offer, you just didn’t want him to go spending more money on you any further. He kept on nagging about it, but you told him that maybe later, when things were more settled, and you have a bit of money to spend. This managed to silence him as he noticed you were thinking about the money issue, not about leaving his house soon. All he wanted was to make you stay there for as long as possible, so making Seiji feel comfortable was probably his best bet, besides he really didn’t want the child sleeping with you every night, so he had to do something about it.
Once they came back you saw you were right, only a couple of cardboard boxes, that’s what your entire life really was. Even Akaashi was surprised, they only took about an hour to pack everything up. Not the happiest of thoughts, but at least you didn’t bother him excessively. When Seiji came into the room to check on you, he gave you an ‘OK’ sign with his tiny hand and attempted a wink, his tongue sticking out in the process, you assumed that meant he protected your integrity as a woman and you should be relieved by it, so why are you sad thinking about how much he looked like Atusmu right now, so silly yet the most adorable face you’ve seen in your entire life. You gotta get yourself together and stop mopping for someone who didn’t love you as much as you did.
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A couple of weeks have passed, and you are now able to drag yourself to the living room without any help or support, staying there for most of your days. You’ve been trying to guide Akaashi on how to prepare simple dishes as you ran out of places to order take-out from already and were starting to get worried about everyone’s health, but it hasn’t been working.
You chuckled with the spoon still in your mouth, “Why is this soup so sweet, Akaashi-san?” he was genuinely confused so he took your spoon and got a taste, like that was something completely normal, totally unbothered. But why was it sweet? He made sure to follow all your instructions carefully, none of the ingredients were sweet. You saw the canister on the island counter and everything made sense now, “Akaashi-san. The blue one is sugar, not salt. The salt is in the yellow canister to the left in the big pantry.” you pointed over to the kitchen, trying not to laugh at his honest mistake, the face he was making reminded you of the first time you guys met, he looked so constipated it was almost funny.
You know his kitchen better than he does and you’ve never set a foot in it.
“Keiji…” he looked at you, more like stared, right into your soul. “Call me Keiji. You live here now, there’s no need for formalities.” You kept on eating your sweetened chicken soup, avoiding his eyes, heat pulsing from your cheeks at his insinuation, of course you knew you had to stop acting like strangers, you live together and was clear as day that both were developing feelings for each other, but it just felt weird, how it all came to be. Like you skipped so many steps. “Sorry, Keiji.” you replied softly, and he was glowing. His facial expression never really changing, still looked like he was constipated and in a lot of pain, but a rare warmth was filling the air around the both of you and you could only assume that it made him happy enough.
“(Y/N) can I ask you something? It’s ok if you don’t want to answer, I’ve just been thinking about it for a while now and thought I would just ask.” you set the now empty bowl on the coffee table, giving him your full attention. “Why do you have to have three jobs? Isn’t it easier on you to just have one?” he was always a blunt one, but you could see he was concerned and trying to go around the delicate subject without upsetting you much. He never really thought about how his comments would affect others, but he’s been told off many times for the way he speaks, and he really didn’t want you to be troubled on his account. “It really isn’t healthy to overwork yourself so much, what if exhaustion causes you to have another accident? We were lucky this time that it wasn’t as bad, but you’ve had to go through a lot with these minor injuries, what if something worse happens?” you know he is right but all you can think of right now is how he said ‘we’ and not ‘you’.
“Well, I couldn’t finish college. I had to start working right away before Seiji was born. There aren’t many good jobs you can get without an actual degree. Since Seiji was still so little and didn’t have anyone to take care of him, I figured working from home was the best option, but I was only able to find a couple with short hours and low salaries, so I was forced to take more than one.”
 You wanted a better life for you and your son but going pass money problems isn’t something you’ve been able to accomplish since then.
“So how about now? You don’t have to pay for rent, you could take a few online classes and finish your degree while you fully recover. Seiji is now in school so he’s out most of the day. I could even talk to some people in my company and get you in in no time, I know a guy from the human resources team and he owes me one.” This is something you would have never considered, you thought this would be your life for the rest there is. Were there even online classes in your major? Probably yes, especially now a days, but- “It’s probably still not enough. College is expensive, even a couple of classes would eat up a big chunk of my current income.” With a sigh, Akaashi dropped the subject and headed to wash the dishes. He needed to do something, and he knew just what that is, but it terrified him it would backfire.
He made a choice though, it had to be done.
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Akaashi was stepping over a good number of boundaries by doing what he was about to do right now. But he felt like he had to do it. He couldn’t just watch you continue suffering and injuring yourself just for money issues, it could be avoided, and it was just unfair.
So here he was, waiting for Bokuto to finish volleyball practice, sipping on some iced coffee, anxiety eating him inside out. Summer already present but he was sure he was sweating so much for other reasons. Never thought of himself as an anxious person until that very moment.
“Hey, hey, hey!! Is that you, AKAASHI!??” Bokuto ran over to him, squeezing him almost to death, causing Akaashi to glare at him like the old times, “Release me, Bokuto-san. I’m not here to see you.” Bokuto held a hand to his chest, signalizing a broken heart and fell to his knees ready to throw a tantrum. But Akaashi ignored him, looking around the gym. “Is Miya here? I need to talk to him.”
Hearing his name, Atsumu popped his head out of the locker room, chasing the sound of a voice he didn’t recognize. He thought it was someone from the news that was supposed to interview him this week, so he goes out with his blinding smile in display “Did you need me for something? I can change back into my uniform if you need some pictures.” His cocky grin and attitude were driving Akaashi to his limits, but he doesn’t show it on his face, he must do this for you and your son’s sake.
“I’m probably not who you think I am. I came here to talk to you about (Y/N) and your son.” Bokuto lets out the loudest gasp anyone has ever heard, “YOU HAVE A SON, TSUMTSUM?????” he blinked at him in disbelief, now clinging to the sleeve of the designer shirt Atsumu was wearing.
He was not expecting to hear your name ever again. There were nights where he wanted to go and look you up in social media, see how you were, but he never did, scared he would find you happy and in love with someone that wasn’t him, maybe in Hawaii with a pineapple in your hand and some heart-shaped glasses, going on with your life, better off without him.
He feels like someone hit him with a baseball bat. On his face.
A son.
He had a son.
No, it’s not possible. He is sure of that, always been sure since the day she mentioned it for the first time.
“Sorry, I don’t know what you are talking about. I don’t have a son.” he got up from his seat, his face lacking any color, he looked like he was going to be sick any second now, but Akaashi held him down hard back onto the seat, fuming at the audacity of the man next to him. “Yes, you do. He is five and his name is Seiji, he looks just like you. Not even you could deny him. (Y/N) is currently living in my house, she’s been struggling for years to feed your son and had an accident recently, so I took her in. She had no one else to look after her.  Her family left her just like you did. And now they need your help. It’s the least you can do, you’ve never been there for them not even in their darkest moments. Be a man for once, Miya.”
His world was suddenly collapsing on his shoulders. Did he really have a son?
“Look, just come with me to pick him up from school, ok?  All you have to do is look at him. Tell me then if he is or not your son.” Akaashi grabbed Atsumu from his shirt, pulling him over to his car, Bokuto tagging along not wanting to miss the ordeal and wishing he had bought the bag of popcorn he saw at the store on his way to practice.
Atsumu was a mess inside, it wasn’t possible, was it? He left you and ran away not even letting Osamu contact you, he still has scars from the whole thing, but he was so embarrassed of having others know the woman he wanted to marry cheated on him. And now this guy he hasn’t seen in years comes and tells him that you’ve been struggling to buy food for his son? Is this his fault? Did you really struggle that hard because he wasn’t there? He can really be an ass sometimes, that was totally unnecessary.
The school was not far from the gym, taking them about twenty minutes to get there. No one dared to speak at all and Atsumu was grateful for that.
As soon as they arrived at the school, the teacher at the gates greets Akaashi, letting him know that Kimi boarded the school transport safely and should be already home. “Oh yeah, I know. Thanks for taking care of my daughter. I’m actually here to pick Seiji up.” he points over with his thumb to the guys behind him “Boys night” he says, trying to distract the teacher of the awkwardness of it all.
She calls Seiji up and the child comes running over to Akaashi with a wide smile on his face.
Atsumu's brain cracks.
He truly looks just like him when he was a child. But that smile, he knew that smile better than anyone, is what made him fall in love with you in the first place. The way you would smile up at him would cheer him up in the worst of days. It was so warm and full of love.
He did have a son.
“Papa, I made something for you today!” Seiji has started calling Akaashi ‘papa’ for lack of a better word. He couldn’t call him sir anymore since they lived together now, and Kimi would call his mom ‘mama’, so he didn’t really think anything out of it. And Akaashi was not going to complain. Since they started living together, he wants nothing more than to father this child as soon as possible. Well, there’s a few things he wants more than that, but he has no time for lewd thoughts right now.
Bokuto squeals at this, running over to the toddler, “AKAASHI! Is he your son too? I thought you only had a daughter!” he pinched Seiji’s adorable looking cheek, as clueless as someone can ever be.
The face he was making just now when Bokuto pinched him. He looked just like Osamu when he used to get on his nerves, Atsumu thought, trying to process everything. But Seiji is the one to speak up first, shaking his head, not wanting to create any type of unwanted situation for Akaashi with his friends, “He is not my real papa, I don’t have one. But he is really kind to me and my mama, so he feels like one.” Poor Akaashi, he was having a meltdown on that very spot, not like anyone would notice of course. But so was Atsumu, for different reasons.
“These guys here are friends of mine from high school, don’t mind them much.” said Akaashi to the child in front of him. “What is it that you made, show me.” He crouched down to his level and Seiji shows him a volleyball keychain, “The assignment was to make a good luck charm for your very own papa and take them to the shrine to get them blessed, so I thought maybe a volleyball would be better than a red square for you. We made them with felt!” Seiji beamed, holding the charm for everyone to see, and Atsumu couldn’t hold it any longer, his real papa was here a few meters away from him, he just didn't know it. Crouching down beside them, Akaashi stands and back away a little to give them space. “That is a fantastically well depicted volleyball. But it would be a waste to give that to someone who doesn’t play the sport anymore. Don’t you think? Could it be possible to bribe you into giving it to me instead? I’m a pro-volleyball player, surely, I need it more than he does, since it was blessed by the volleyball god and all. How does a triple-scoop ice cream cone sounds like?” he smiles at the child, and this for some reason makes Seiji feel weird, he feels like he knows this man but has never seen him before. Maybe it’s because they have similar eyes, he read cats like people with light color eyes because it makes them feel safe, like they were family. That had to be it.
To this Seiji, looks up to Akaashi, who just nods in agreement. “We can just make another one later with mama and Kimi. I’ll take you to the temple for more blessings.”
Seiji has been completely swayed, a triple cone was a hard one to reject and was now handing the charm over to Atsumu and giving him his signature smile, "Here you have it, sir! Hope the blessing works, I asked for it to be the luckiest of all!" Atsumu’s eyes fill with tears, and he just can’t help himself.
Wrapping his arms around the small child, he cried. He was hugging his son.
Bokuto pokes Akaashi on his ribs, pointing at the scene unfolding before them, with a knowing expression. Akaashi can just nod, not liking this at all but knowing he has the right to do so. He wouldn’t want to be in his shoes, and he knows he could have been.
Seiji doesn’t know why but having this old man hugging him and crying all over his hair, makes him cry just as hard.
They really do look like two drops of water; they even make the same face when they cry.
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The four go into Akaashi’s car. Bokuto wanted to sit at the front with Akaashi, he just misses his friend so much and Akaashi was being, well, Akaashi, not wanting to be pestered by him. But he let the boy sit with his father on the back, eyes constantly checking on the mirror to make sure he wasn’t doing anything stupid.
To his surprise, Atsumu was now teaching Seiji some words, he needed help with his homework if he wanted to have time for the 2-hour special of detective Connan that was playing tonight. “So how do you read this?” Seiji points to a word in his book. “Platypus” says Atsumu, with a very confused expression, “What on earth is a Platypus though?” he was about to pull out his phone to look it up online, but Seiji perks up, he knows the answer to that question. “A platypus is an animal native to Australia. He looks like a duck and a beaver had a baby together, but they are poisonous. Never touch one, ok? NEVER.” Seiji looks up at him with a scary looking glare on his face. He really reminds him of Samu. He bets they would get along really well, but that’s something he took away from them. He could have had a loving father and an uncle that would probably love him more than he ever loved his own brother. He took all of that from Seiji and not just from Seiji, from you as well. “Got it, no touching Australian duckies.” he extends his pinky over to his son and he grabs it right away, sealing their promise. This makes Atsumu think of getting a platypus pet. Would that get him to love him more than he loves Akaashi? Is it even legal to own a platypus? He can’t go to Australia right now; an important game is coming up.
The rest of the ride goes on without incidents, Bokuto almost throwing himself out of the car when they reached the ice cream shop.
Akaashi was going over to help Seiji out, but Atsumu had already picked him up and was currently carrying him over to the counter. He needs to stop this before what he fears the most actually happens.
“You can choose whatever you want, I will buy it for you. Just ask the lovely lady here to give it to you.” he smiles at the old woman on the other side of the counter, probably now in her late seventies, making her flush with his flattery. “Hmmmm, how about chocolate, strawberry and vanilla?” he looked at all the flavors under the glass case, there were at least thirty different flavors to choose from, “Ehhh? Why would you go for the normal flavors? Wouldn’t you want to try something crazy like that ‘triple almond sugar cookie festa?” Atsumu questions his son. “But I’ve never eaten them before, I don’t know what’s in any of them.” Seiji really wanted to try them all out, but he wasn’t the most experienced in the field, ice cream was in limited supplies back home, what if he ruins this chance and gets one that tastes like piss? He couldn’t risk it. “Common, where’s your adventurous spirit?? I’m sure is right here inside of you somewhere.” he tickled his little tummy, making the toddler giggle and bury his face on the crook of his neck. The display of affection was the cutest thing the ice cream lady had seen today, bringing a smile to her face. “Listen to your father, boy. He knows best. How about I give you a sample so you can try it first? If you don’t like it, then we get you the flavors you chose.” Seiji was thinking so hard that he didn’t even notice what she said about Atsumu being his father, he just wanted to try every flavor. But Atsumu felt a sudden sense of pride that she was able to notice the truth of their relationship, and Akaashi felt like he was losing all he had accomplished with Seiji in the last weeks. Without Seiji he has nothing, Miya can definitely snatch your heart back, he’s very aware that you still think about him constantly.
Seiji ended up trying the crazy flavored ice cream, happily eating it on a table outside the shop with Bokuto who’s eating two cones at the same time. “Seiji, would you stay here with uncle Bokuto? I need to talk with my friend here about some boring work-related things.” Bokuto chocked with glee, hearing Akaashi calling him uncle, that has to mean he is important, right? “Leave him to me, AKAASHI! I will hold the fortress.” he nods with new resolution, and Akaashi pulls Atsumu over to another table, far from the others. “Ok so, just to be clear. I’m not letting you go back into (Y/N)’s life.” Atsumu’s heart crashes and breaks into a million pieces. He just met his wonderful son, and he is expecting him to just go back to his normal life? Akaashi continues, “I brought you here not to rekindle your relationship with your long-lost son. (Y/N) can’t pay for his school tuition. She had three part-times to cover their needs but after the accident she can’t really leave the house and has been bedridden for weeks. I want to help her to finish college and get her degree so she can get a decent job and tend to her son properly without dying from exhaustion. You are in the pro-league, I’m sure you can spare a few hundred bucks for your son’s education, even if it’s just for this year while she can get back on her feet.” Atsumu really doesn’t want to hear any of this. He knows he doesn’t deserve another chance, but reality isn’t being nice to him. He knows this is all his fault, you could have had a better life if he would have just stayed and like Akaashi said, be a man. “If you don’t want to give her money, you can just pay directly to the school every month, you know where his school is now-“, Atsumu steps in, not listening to him anymore, “Does (Y/N) know you came to see me?” it’s all he asks and is just above a small whisper. “No, this was my idea, she would have never-“he gets interrupted once more, “Yeah of course not. Let her know I will pay for it and not just for this year. Here’s my number. Let me know whenever he needs something, I will get it for him.” he slides his golden business card over to Akaashi and walks away, not saying good bye to anyone. He has a lot to think about right now.
He just can’t face Seiji again today.
Akaashi goes back to the child, noticing how Bokuto went to clean his sticky hands in the restroom. “Let’s get going, Seiji. Mama must be worried.” he walks over to his side, pointing over to his car, but Seiji stops him, “Wait! Where’s your yellow haired friend? I haven’t thanked him properly yet and wanted to talk to him some more, he said he would help me finish my assignment!” the boy pouts, tears glossing up his honey colored eyes, and Akaashi’s heart breaks completely, is he really missing his dad already? He doesn’t even know he is his dad. “He had to go back to work. Now let’s go.” getting Seiji in the car and securing his seat belt.
His mission was successful but his heart aches a bit too much right now. Seiji stays quiet the entire time, trying to finish his homework by himself, slightly resenting Akaashi for not telling him his friend was leaving.
Bokuto walks out of the restroom, heaving a satisfied sigh, “HEY HEY HEY WHERE’S EVERYONE?”. But Akaashi’s car was nowhere to be seen right now.
They all forgot about him.
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Comforting a tired erwin. Thats all thank u 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
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HERE COMES YOUR REWARD
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ERWIN X GEN NEUTRAL!READER, ERWIN X YOU, NO Y/N
TAGS: fluff and comfort, kissing, suggestive content, light bondage (as a joke, or 🤨), hange & levi as a chaotic duo, basically you woke up in a quite painful hangover and found yourself wrapped as a gift. | AO3
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It started as a harmless and drunken night at the bar with Hange and Levi. The exhaustion from Erwin started to keep up with you too, alongside was the frustration at how you couldn't do anything for him. Not that they could relate—of course they don't wish to spoil that man rotten with cuddles unlike you—but they are close enough with Erwin to understand your concerns. He's extremely independent, so used in carrying his burden alone; and it's not hard to understand that years of habit would require a lot of energy to unlearn.
The next thing you knew, you're back in your house and it's six in the morning. Your head was ringing painfully but that was the least of concerns.
Because no one's home, not even Erwin, and yet you're tied in a ribbon like a giant gift.
Oh, of course. They did it. Those two fuckers.
You stood up, tried to free yourself from the constraints, and not long after the door finally creaked open. It's Erwin with tousled hair, loosened tie, and the first three buttons of his undershirt revealed his collarbones. It was yet another sleepless night for him, though that didn't remove his confusion at the scene.
"Oh," he walked towards you with a few blinks, perhaps checking if he was seeing the right thing. "Is this a creative way of telling me you want to explore bondage?"
"I didn't do this!"
The horrified expression on your face was believable enough, so he just focused on the dangling paper at the knot of the ribbon. He read it out loud,
"Ta-da, you've worked hard enough, smartass! Time for your reward! Don't come at us, though. She vehemently wished for it."
He didn't even need to ask who did the unspeakable crime. Holding back a laugh, he followed up with a question, "Did you really ask for this?" His voice was quite strained, perhaps due to exhaustion as well.
"I can't remember everything last night," but you could imagine yourself begging for the most hilarious ideas to alleviate the exhaustion from your tired, tired man. "But, uh… ta-da? Congratulations for surviving this week?"
There, you could see his exhausted eyes gleam. His face—one he didn't imagine working up further—curled up into an amused yet appreciative smile. The hands he swore not to use for the rest of the weekend glazed on your cheeks then trailed on the ribbons.
"They really come up with the silliest antics when drunk," he murmured lowly as he busied himself in untying it.
"I still can't forgive them at the time I woke up with my face full of dick doodles," you mumbled in embarrassment as you leaned your forehead on his chest.
"These knots are no joke. I wonder what Hange was thinking while doing such a masterpiece." His remark almost made you laugh. Both of you know Hange too well.
"Are they still children? What if you didn't go home and I ended up crippled by this for the rest of the day?"
"There's a kid in everyone. Alcohol unleashes them."
"Those two need to be contained. They could kill me for all I know." However, upon realizing his slowly but surely easing demeanor, you added with a smile, "Did this help, though? I mean, you don't need to feel bad at how dirty they treated me. You can laugh all you want."
Indeed, you noticed the tiny quiver on the tip of his lips, holding himself back from laughing. "Well, I need to talk to them about this but—"
"Don't act too concerned. Just laugh."
"My concern is valid, to be fair." Upon finishing unwrapping his gift, he smoothly rolled the ribbon around his palm, then nuzzled his head on your neck. He gave it a chaste peck before whispering, "I prefer to be the one tying you up upon your request."
He surely noticed your quickening heartbeat with his remark. He doesn't even need to look at your face to tell your fluster. You don't need to speak for Erwin to know what your body wants to tell. Needless to say, it wasn't just his words that flushed you. It was how his voice tickled your neck, how your consciousness quivered with its baritone, and how embarrassing it was that you're the one being lured towards comfort instead of him.
You retained your composure with a deep sigh, "How's your work?"
Erwin gruffed in response. He didn't need to elaborate further, he just nuzzled deeper in your neck. Both of you focused on each other's warmth then—the heave of your chests, how he slowly swayed your body side by side, how his lips lurked around your neck, how it sent jolts all over your body. The gesture was making you mushy but not that you mind; it was something both of you very much needed.
"Do you want something to eat?" you mumbled after a long silence. You could feel him lean heavier to you, trusting you to support his body as he tried to drift away while standing in your embrace. That alone was enough to conclude how exhausted he really is. "Nevermind, let's sleep first. My head is ringing in hangover too."
"Is it okay if I just change my clothes? I don't have the energy to take a bath yet."
"Well, it's not like your work involves running all over the place."
"My mind is all over the place." Erwin grumbled. It could almost be classified as a whine.
"What can I do to help?"
Finally—the million dollar question, the one you've been aching to ask as you witness his downright exhausted demeanor. You have nothing but hope that he would rely on you more. Not that you could blame him for his tendecies; you're not any different. But both of you swore to unlearn it slowly, to depend on each other more and more.
"What can you do to help, hm…" without wiggling away from the embrace, he slowly walked you towards the bedroom. When you were finally inside and the door was locked, he pinned your body against it.
"Wow, you're still strong for someone so tired," you shot him a glare.
"Heh. Told you," then proceeded to tie your hands with the silly ribbon. Your glare tightened, he huffed a weak chuckle then engulfed you in a slow kiss, "I prefer to be the one tying you up upon sweet request," he murmured in between.
And thus you savored his warmth. Perhaps it was his body exuding more heat to compensate for the fatigue, but it felt so good and so comforting. The kiss was sloppy but chaste. His broad arms that was intended to trap you against the door ended up engulfing you in utter solace—you're so delightfully filled of it and you just wish he feels the same.
"I didn't—" you struggled to whisper in between the sweet exchange, "I didn't wish for it."
"Then do so."
"Is this your creative way of telling me you want to explore bondage?"
"Do it," he weakly grunted.
You giggled at his impatience, "After we sleep."
"Oh, of course," Erwin finally withdrew from the kiss with a bite on your lower lip. You groaned weakly at the pain but he wasn't in any way apologetic. Instead, his face was laced with pure victory. "What a wonderful reward to have."
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[CN] Shaw's 6th Anniversary event - Finale (Part 1)
⚡ Warning: This post contains detailed spoilers for an Event which hasn't been released in EN yet!⚡
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[Day 5]
MC: Do you remember the event "To Myself 365 Days Later" that we participated in last year?
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Shaw: I haven't forgotten. Judging by your excitement, did you receive the letter you wrote to yourself last year? MC: Exactly! Did you receive yours? Shaw: Let me check... Oh, indeed, I did. MC: Quickly, let me see what questions you asked last year. Shaw: Hold on, do you want to see mine? How about exchanging yours? MC: ...Alright, let's look at mine first and then yours!
Under the bright lights, Shaw's eyes sparkled with curiosity, as if waiting for my answer.
Looking at the familiar yet distant questions in the email, my heart was stirred.
The first question I asked myself was: Are you living happily? My answer was...
After answering, I looked at the unusually quiet Shaw.
MC: Why aren't you saying anything? Not even a sarcastic comment...?
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Shaw: Because you look so serious, much more refreshing than when you're usually making a fuss. Shaw: I don't want to spoil the atmosphere. MC: After all, it's a ceremonial thing, of course, we should treat it well. MC: Now it's your turn.
Shaw smiled, slowly took out his phone.
He didn't rush to open the email; instead, his gaze fixed on me.
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Shaw: It's up to you to look, but let's get one thing straight—I won't answer every question. MC: Are you afraid your questions are "difficult to answer"? Shaw: What are you thinking? How could I dig a pit for myself?
He stubbornly squinted his eyes, raised his hand, and opened the email.
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Life is not like archaeology—no clear origins, no clear classifications. Many questions need to be answered by oneself. But I've always enjoyed taking on challenges.
So today, I wrote down these questions. As for how to comprehend them, it's up to you a year from now.
As for me, I like to add difficulty for my future self. Now, tell me, which moment of hers was the silliest this year?
Do you know how to skillfully handle her when she pretends to be angry?
When she buries herself in work and ignores you, how can you attract her attention reasonably?
You probably have the answers already, right?
A ripple of emotions surged within me, and I happily leaned in front of Shaw.
MC: Why are all your questions related to me? Shaw: What do you think? In that situation last year, I couldn't think of anything else.
I paused for a moment, realizing what he meant by "that situation," and then chuckled.
MC: Some people looked composed at the time, but unexpectedly, they had their own troubles~
[T/N]: By ‘that situation’ means, Shaw and MC were having a “cold war” last year, although Shaw looked calm and composed on the outside but inside he was wrecking his mind as how to end this "cold war"! You can read the event from here.
He slightly averted his gaze, speaking somewhat unnaturally.
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Shaw: Anyway, those are all in the past. MC: True, let's focus on the present~ So, these questions related to me should be easy to answer, right?
Seeing that I set a trap, Shaw grinned and seemed ready to counterattack.
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Shaw: Still not difficult? The first one is a tough one. Shaw: You've had too many silly moments; I can't rank them. MC: ...Then you can skip it! Answer the second one first! Shaw: No, I like taking on challenges. Shaw: The silliest moment... Should I say singing in the shower? Shaw: Or perhaps every time you work overtime with that "life has no meaning" look? Shaw: Let's use the process of elimination. First, list the rare moments when you're clever. Shaw: This way, what's left will be the silliest... MC: Shaw!
I raised my fist, but he grabbed it and then turned me around, holding me in his arms.
Shaw: I already answered the second question. Shaw: In terms of counterattacking, I've become more proficient.
The breath tickling my neck made me laugh uncontrollably.
MC: Alright, alright, I won't argue with you! Answer the third one quickly!
Shaw: The third question is framed incorrectly.
I paused, turning to look at him.
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Shaw: As long as it's something I want to do at the moment, I won't consider what's reasonable. Shaw: Whether it's kidnapping you or tempting you with something fun. Shaw: I won't let any opportunity slip by.
In the dim light, his confident expression gleamed. I chuckled and nestled into his embrace.
MC: But I won't cooperate with you every time.
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Shaw: Doesn't matter. There's always a way to make you cooperate. Shaw: I'm always confident about that.
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MC: Since it's a little flower hat you gave me, I've decided to let you help me put it on~ Shaw: ...Troublesome. MC: Hmph, then I'll put it on myself.  ̄⁠ヘ⁠ ̄ Shaw: Did I say I wouldn't help? Shaw: There, it's on. (一_,一) You look even sillier now. Shaw: Indeed, this silly and cute style doesn't really suit you.
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MC: Is that so? Then why does someone keep staring at me? MC: Could it be they find me cute but are too shy to say it out loud? Shaw: Tch, what's there to be shy about? MC: Oh? Is that so? My ears are perking up—Shaw! MC: (///¯皿¯) Why are you using the hat to press down my ears! MC: Shaw, aren't we supposed to be heading back? Where else are we going on the way? Shaw: You'll find out when you get there. Shaw: It's definitely beyond your expectations.
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MC: Undersea tunnel...?! MC: Wait, isn't this supposed to be a detour on the way back? MC: How did we end up crossing several cities to get here? Shaw: It's a secret. Shaw: You'll find out when the time comes.
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The moment I stepped into the passage, it was as if I had entered another world of wonder.
The arched passage, made of a giant transparent glass, extends forward under a "blue sky," and waves of fish swim by.
Curious, I look around, and Shaw raises his jaw at me.
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Shaw: Just looking at it is boring. How about... we also swim under the sea? MC: You mean scuba diving! Shaw: Let's broaden our horizons a bit. Who said we can only scuba dive under the sea? Let's go for a mix-and-match style.
Shaw opened a hidden door behind him and took out two skate boards with a familiar pattern, making my eyes widen.
MC: Aren't these our backup boards? When did you put them in? Shaw: About a month or two ago. MC: ...?
Seeing my lack of reaction, Shaw puts his hand into his pocket.
Shaw: I overestimated you. I thought you'd figure out why I brought you here as soon as you arrived. Turns out you're not only dumb but also have a terrible memory.
MC: What do you mean?
Shaw: There was once an island lord who claimed he'd build the world's best undersea tunnel. But now it seems that guy was just all talk and no action.
This is a reference from the 'Four season event' (I didn't play this event so I don't know much about it (┬┬﹏┬┬)
MC: ......!
Memories of the summer island flood back, and I sweep my gaze around in disbelief, almost breaking into a high-pitched tone.
MC: No way? Shaw... you actually built an undersea tunnel for me?
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Shaw: ......
He wordlessly flicks my forehead with his fingers.
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Shaw: I'm not a God. Where would I build an undersea tunnel for you? MC: But you... Shaw: Thanks to Professor Shen being invited as a consultant for relics here, I took the opportunity to offer my help. Shaw: The condition was for him to clear this place for me for a day.
I pause, and emotions surge within me, mirroring the silent waves — I never expected that a casual remark would be remembered for so long.
MC: Even if you didn't build it, you still brought me here, so it's just as valuable in my heart. MC: But you're really good at keeping secrets. You hid it from me for a month or two, and only now...
I suddenly stop and realize the subtle aspect of this.
MC: Hold on, so you originally planned to bring me here? What about the RV trip...
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Shaw: What's the big deal? This little accident won't affect my plans. Shaw: It's just making this day a bit more interesting before moving on. Nothing wrong with that.
Seeing him confidently raise his jaw, I teasingly blink my eyes.
MC: Really? It's not that smooth, after all. Your arrangement was unintentionally disrupted.
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Shaw: If it's disrupted, it's disrupted. There are countless backup plans.
He takes a step forward, staring at me meaningfully.
Shaw: Hey, you said... no matter what choice I make, it can make this day interesting. I naturally can't be left out.
Those eyes, so close, glitter brightly, and my heart seems to miss a beat.
MC: It seems I did a good job setting an example~
He smiled, lightly kicked with the tip of his foot, and my skateboard was already in front of me.
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Shaw: Alright, this is the only chance to skateboard in an unmanned underwater tunnel.
As he spoke, he stepped onto the skateboard, leaned forward, and drew a beautiful arc in the deep underwater world.
I also smiled and stepped onto the skateboard, catching up with him.
We freely roamed in the deserted underwater world, with strange and colorful shadows in the corner of our eyes.
Only the figure in my eyes was particularly clear.
His flamboyant clothing seemed to turn into a fish tail, leading me to swim against the world, galloping towards the distant and unreachable light.
I accelerated to keep pace with him, holding onto his hand.
MC: Shaw, today is the happiest day for me. Shaw: Don't speak too soon; the day is far from over.
After some play, Shaw took me to the end of the room.
A touch of anticipation welled up in my heart as I reached out and gently pushed open the door—
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Under the azure light, this cozy glass room was covered with dream-like continuous warm light, like the only end in the deep sea.
Everything here was obviously carefully arranged. I couldn't help but imagine how the person in front of me, who was not good at such things, handled it. He must have been a bit impatient, criticizing his own choice of decorations while arranging them with an air of righteousness.
Maybe when someone passed by the door, he would immediately stop. His actions would freeze, putting his hands in his pockets, pretending nothing had happened.
These hurried yet chic figures vividly appeared in my mind, gradually merging with the person in front of me.
Thinking step by step, I walked to him, tiptoeing playfully.
MC: I didn't expect someone to have such a sense of ceremony. Setting up must not be easy, right?
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Shaw: Don't underestimate me; as long as it's something I want to do, there's nothing I can't do. MC: Hmm, I certainly know that. It's just that your delicate side is not often seen.
I paused, teasingly took a step forward.
MC: It seems like I'm seeing different sides of Shaw more often now~
He bent down, a warm breath rushing towards my nose.
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Shaw: Is that so? Are you sure you've seen everything clearly?
He was too close; when I instinctively tried to step back, he directly embraced my waist, blocking the "retreat."
The next moment, with a crisp snap of his fingers, a cluster of electric light burst at his fingertips, and the overhead lights instantly went out.
In the dim darkness, a nearly ethereal voice echoed in my ears.
Wooo—
Like a curtain, a shadow slowly closed from above, almost swallowing all the faint light in sight.
I stared blankly, a huge whale swimming past the skylight.
Its dorsal fin towered high, like a lonely island lost in the deep sea, wandering in the boundless ocean.
Such an unrealistic scene made me feel like I was in a woven dream.
MC: ...!
The next second, another burst of brilliant light and shadow suddenly bloomed on the wall, like fireworks filling the underwater world.
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How could there be fireworks here?
I hurriedly turned around to the other floor-to-ceiling window, only to find that the incredibly dazzling "fireworks" were continuously blooming underwater.
It was not as grand and overwhelming as the previous two years. It didn't even have sound, but the brilliant colors stole all my attention.
I stared in amazement, still unable to react to how such fireworks could bloom underwater.
But for some reason, my smile became even brighter.
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Shaw: Why are you smiling so foolishly?
I came to my senses, slowly blinked my eyes.
MC: I thought I had already guessed what "thing" you were hiding, but now it seems like I need to correct it. Shaw: Well, let me hear it.
My gaze swept around and finally settled back on him.
MC: At first, I thought the thing you were hiding was—"being carefree." MC: After all these days, although you rarely made plans and arrangements, every single thing took me by surprise. MC: I thought you would give me excitement, but you gave me a gentle rain in Watertown; MC: I thought you were going to take me on challenges and adventures, but you gave me the courage and determination I needed the most; MC: Even when I thought it was my turn to surprise you, you made me realize... MC: A surprise can also be created by two people at the same time.
Shaw listened quietly, with even the fireworks merging into his bright gaze.
MC: But until just now, until one unexpected moment after another, I realized... MC: The thing you hid might be simply "liking." MC: Everything happens only under the premise of liking. MC: Only then does it come in front of me.
I paused, gently hooking his finger.
MC: Shaw, am I right?
It seemed like my smile also caught his, a rare thread of joy pouring out from his eyes.
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Shaw: Almost, but you didn't mention the most important part. MC: The most important? Shaw: Just like you said, this is only the "premise," and what comes after is the main topic.
In the dim light, the color hidden in his eyes became even brighter.
Shaw: What I truly hid is an "invitation." Shaw: I know very well what kind of person I am. Shaw: I never care about what is the best; I only like what interests me.
He paused, his gaze freely sketching on my face.
Shaw: So once I encounter it, I won't let go. Shaw: And I invite her to stay with me and keep it interesting all the way.
I smiled, holding his fingers a little tighter.
MC: It sounds like an invitation that cannot be refused, but...
I smiled, holding his fingers a little tighter.
MC: No matter where you go, I will be with you. MC: If you want to play in the mortal world, I'll "arm myself" and venture with you. MC: If you want rare tranquility, I'll hold your hand tightly and watch the sunrise and sunset together.
I took a deep breath and looked at him seriously.
MC: So, no matter what the future holds, I'm willing to burn my life and unleash it to the fullest with you.
He raised a carefree smile and gently pulled me closer to him.
Shaw: I remember your words. Shaw: What about my final touch?
I was taken aback.
MC: You've been secretly taking so many photos of me, and I didn't have time to prepare any finishing touch here.
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Shaw: Well, in that case, I'll do it myself.
In the silent depths of the sea, a hot kiss gently pried open my lips.
Everything was so quiet, quiet enough that I could only hear the breath near my ears and the pounding of my excited heartbeat.
I slowly closed my eyes, falling into the endless sea with him.
Another year.
And there will be countless more.
🚐 Finale (Part 2)
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Philip and Camila deserve to be silly together!
Philip likes to surprise Camila by kissing her belly before blowing on it, while Camila likes to tickle him when he least expects it.
Agree!
We like and support silly nerds on this blog (and those two are indeed the silliest)! 💕
When she's done, he'll pull her against him for a sweet hug and kiss (he'll also try to playfully tickle her with his beard lol). ❤️ 💕
All of what you said is so cute! 🐶
Beardo Philip definitely likes to do that to Camila's tummy (bonus points if she's preggers), and Camila would SO surprise Philip with a surprise tickle to his sides (It's super fun for both of them! Also, she does this for no more than 10 seconds).
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You're an only on many who talks about J.P on this site. I can ask you what you think on Junpei becoming a singer for Izumi? Doesn't it make you angry?
Hi, Anon. Thank you for the ask. You kinda… Touched a delicate topic here, because I have got mixed feelings about this Serena from Pokemon situation, but, surprisingly, I’m not totally condemning this choice from the writers like some have. I…Can look at it more brightly than people expect me to and I can also say I don’t think the opera singer thing came out of blue.
For starters, there’s a part of me who wants to believe he was embarassed about Izumi teasing him. It’s an audio drama and we have no idea about his expression there. If you ask me, Izumi mentioning the ice skater and Tourin Olympics is way too specific to be a random anecdote that hasn’t had an impact on Junpei’s past self. I think that “Junpei, you’re really a fanboy” kinda made him awkward on the spot. On another hand, it’s obvious his crush is still there and his “I’m studying opera to be closer to you” hasn’t been thrown there for a nonsense reason, either, which means there might be a pinch of truth in what he says.
It…Sucks? It…Disgusts you because it shows Junpei is stuck at the same point, which is also something he was aware about in the original series? Remember the library scene with Tomoki, where he admits he hasn’t changed at all? It makes you wince because Junpei was supposed to be an engineer or a magician? I understand these feelings very well, but I also want to see, indeed, try seeing a sense in whatever they have done in that drama (which is my favourite one from Frontier, mind you).
Taking in consideration the job choice, I believe there have been two reasons behind it:
• Junpei’s skill at entertaining people that has been shown in the whole anime.
• The necessity of connecting characters with Italy.
Listen, as an opera fan, I want to underline sometimes I find myself wishing he had taken on some other kind of career as well. Junpei is a very colourful character, showing to be good at the most disparate activities: he is good with kids and you think he would be a great teacher like Juri and Hikari (Digimon, we need a man teacher among your characters, just saying); he likes drawing on freaking blue prints and you think he could give engineering or architecture a chance; there are some scenes in which he seems to interact with Trailmon so often and you think he could turn driving trains in a future job; he’s interested in magical tricks and, like many would have liked, you can imagine him going professional in the field.
All of these observations are valid and true but the point in his character is that Junpei is just interested in so much different stuff. Profiles describe him as a “kid who is bad at school but has got an academic knowledge thanks to his interest in miscellaneous stuff”. And you can notice this trait of his scattered in the show in the smallest and silliest frames too, like, for example, when he mentions elephants’ graves, or when he raises his hands up to the Sun and mentions UV rays, or when he quotes horror tropes. In the most recent drama he also reveals himself to be a fan of detective stories??🤣 He has got a lot of interests and I can kinda see this as something he does to deal with loneliness. Always staying alone, maybe he reads a lot or watches ton of documentaries.
Headcanons aside, Junpei could have been all these things but their attention ended up falling on his most entertaining side, pushing them to pick the opera singing career.
Now. Unlike Takuya, Junpei has always had an interest in Italy thanks to Izumi. In the anime it’s never shown except when he joins her while she’s yelling “Buono! Buono!” before eating at the island restaurant. Yet, it’s a characteristic of his that surfaces in “Izumi’s Love letters”, or whatever it is called. It’s basically the part of the 2002 drama where she sends imaginary letters to the boys, Junpei included. In the one she addresses him, she talks about the fact Junpei makes her happy when he seems interested in her tales about Italy, especially when it comes to food, and she proposes him (+ the others, she specifies at the end XD) to visit Italy together.
It has always been there and even if that curiosity was born in him thanks to Izumi, I’m so sure he is cultivating his interest on his own as well. You…Can’t absolutely take on opera if you don’t feel it in your heart🤣. It’s a suicide, okay, and ,most of all, you have to own that gift to pursue that dream. It’s not like you will start studying opera and you just need to study to go forward. It’s not enough at all. Thus, Izumi saying Junpei has entered an honour university after some opera exam makes you understand he’s seriously giving his best in what he’s doing and is also rather great at it.
“But he’s doing it to get closer to Izumi whwhwhwhwhhwhwhwwwwwweewe”
Not only ,in my opinion. He’s also taken that path thanks to Izumi, because that’s how their relationship has always worked, -excluding times in which the writing was trash-.
It’s not like I want to say the others have got no role in Junpei’s and Izumi’s growth, but looking back at Frontier for a nth time with a dear friend is making me realize how their friendship was based on improving thanks to the other’s presence. Izumi faced her issues for the first time in a serious way thanks to Junpei in the Tsunomon episode. Her collaboration with him and her opening herself to him without prejudices helped her move forward and take a first step towards her improvement. Junpei learnt how to be more genuine around her, starting from being such a spoiled a$$ to understanding he could build a good relationship with her if he was himself. Compare the Floramon ep with the Tsunomon ep to notice how he became a totally different person in her regards after having got the spirit, whereas he keeps on being tough to Takuya and Co. If we exclude the sexist philosophy behind the Bolgmon episode, we can take in consideration that the affection he had towards Izumi also pushed him to go over his limits even when he felt so unsure about doing it. He wanted to get her spirit back and it was enough for him to give a glance at her sadness to get courage, get his beast spirit and maintain a partial control on it: actually, Bolgmon managed to hit Grottemon only when he remembered he was attacking him for Izumi’s sake.
There’s…Nothing wrong in getting inspired from a person and letting that person shape us; in seeing them as a sort Muse of light in a world that’s probably too dark to allow us to see where we should put our feet. What matters, though, is to go over that phase eventually and build our person on the precious lessons our Muse has given us. “Train of Hope”introduces us to a still immature Junpei who has got a lot to learn, a very flawed Junpei who can both be himself around his crush but can also make the mistakes he used to make as a kid, and, again, guys, it’s fine??? Digiworld doesn’t mark the end of these kids’ development. Every kid seems to still be flawed at its worst in that drama, not only Junpei.
Still, we are talking about him now, and what I can tell you is that the infamous tenor role they have given him has got a lot of potential behind its frivolous appearance. It could give Junpei the opportunity to live new experiences outside Japan, grow further, plunge in a world of entertainment aiming at making people both laugh and cry, and that’s also perfect for a character like him. A grey one who could hold both comedy and tragedy in himself; a lightning that can both bring but also rob the world of light. In a nutshell, he wouldn’t only be a perfect tenor because of his knight fantasies and his unrequited crush XD.
And if these experiences will help him grow out of his crush on Izumi, may it happen. Somehow, even if I could spend ages talking about Junzumi and spreading love for them, I would find it a very good ending for him: him eventually finding happiness first of all in himself and, possibly, in another person as well. By then, he will have become a much better person and ,you never know, sometimes he might remember how everything started and might thank Digiworld and Izumi for everything.
PSA Just a question: do you use J.P as a nickname for him?🤣💕
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spiderh0rse · 30 days
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freeman's mind notes part 6, e26-30
e26
new intro scene! AMS.
wants a gnome. Does not know what he's talking about here.
would feed his gnome granola and house it in a cage
gnome agnostic
can't think of anything people other than him have done right today
still waiting for hidden treasure...
knows German
"eeeh"
a bit surprised shooting road signs is the correct action to take
you are indeed number one, buddy
i hesitate to tell gordon about the deeply ableist roots of freak shows
would attempt to headbutt a headcrab
thinks the OAR tram is just for fun
[makes banjo noises]
HATES spinning tram
should have been a pirate
e27
PIRATE EISODS PIRATE EPISODE
MECHANICAL LONGBOAT AND MUSKETS
still wants to surface
it's still his exact speech patterns hes just doing a voice and slang
repeating flintlock.......
milksops,,,,, I am just going to be repeating back his silliest words here
oh yes raid those empty boxes
MONKEYSHINES
Miniature grapeshot is pretty clever tbh
he must sound nuts to anyone who happens to survive his passing
fighting.... fighting roosters. I will not quote directly.
"there be all manner of queer beasties in this hole" very true
should that be slur count five actually???? uh.. nah. Nah.
awwww we're done already :(
e28
drops the voice. Coughs horribly
has a LONG way to go before his voice sounds like that normally
ambassador pineapple!!!!
the HECU KNOWS his NAME
SNRJJDMRKRK THEY KNLY KNOW WHO HE IS BECAUSE OF THE BEARD
immediately distrusts something convenient
looking for money in a side room
headcrab SNOT MONSTER couple in the vomitorium
"yore dead."
yeah this amount of explosives underground is unpleasant
not yet at the phase in his life where he has to double tap people
not being paranoid would kill him, he's pretty sure
frog people mentioned AGAIN
owls are very dumb beasts. They probably can't read minds
freeman please stop being ableist i beg you. i BEG
has a perfect shot on some marine that isn't in his way. Doesn't shoot at him.
has $10,000 of gold in Massachusetts.
once again I cannot recognize the language but I can only assume he's speaking Hindi here
Eddie mention AGAIN. this time about transit
curious if his suit can stop heavy caliber bullets
"ha HA" goofiest laugh I've ever heard.
humming AGAIN
Finally thinks this isn't a rescue operation
e29
lack of corpses indicates he is going to wrong way
grappling hook Longing
nitroglycerin would be insanely unstable. Not shelf stable
insists he should not be this impulsive
confused at the lack of destruction in the wake of high explosives
wants to see explosive hurdles at the olympics
today's episode brought to us by the number eight
he keeps devising more and more unsettling tram plans
would love to engage in psychological warfare
wants some PILLS.
being on a submarine wouldn't make him feel better
that is too many shotgun blasts
silly voices continue
this IS a world where not all glass is bulletproof
the military probably doesn't have object permanence yeah
wants to make ghost noises. Makes straining noises instead
worse Marco Polo yeah yeah
does sit down to listen to the marines. Kills em when they're done though
does a little jump for joy when outside
what are these noises sir
HOWLS. WOLF NOISE
e30
new intro! flashing monitor room
howl CONTINUES
thinks he can pry blast doors open
the code to the door is not "leet"
familiar with the three stooges. Thinks Mo would kill the others
climbs up to the launch bay's window instead of puzzling his way by the dynamite
does consider not killing a couple of guys that aren't in his direct path
shaken by bullets getting near his head
resolves to just kill any member of the military he comes across regardless of their intent
the microbiology department was not a controversial bunch
"if somebody's grandma is cold and she puts on a camo blanket? she's DEAD."
presses the launch button without knowing what it does
drama queen <3
"i did not leave any fingerprints. I was wearing my suit." My favourite line in the series
climbs on out of there! Climbs back down! He knows he won't survive a multiple day trek across the open desert
he's just so matter-of-fact about killing everyone. It's delightful in some way i can't put words to
he has RENOUNCED his status as KING OF THE UNDERWORLD
tram based pizza delivery system
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total-drama-brainrot · 2 months
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i am indeed a big fan of topher. a) superfans rock (yes i love sierra too, sorry for cutting you so early in lyler sabotage but at least you get an important role in courtney's all stars) b) he's so funny c) i think i like him bc i wrote for him so much. i just wanted to humanize amy tbh i have no strong opinion on her. they don't interact very much in canon but then most of the pahkitews don't interact with each other very much, so i've been writing them as amy being more noticeably mean (i swear to god her trying to play the good sister only worked because max and rodney were so stupid and topher was too chris-absorbed) but with no idea how to do things long-term and topher as more superficially charming and the better planner.
jo is indeed a more minor revenge villain and then is third all stars boot in canon. (unfortunately she still goes there in my rewrite though, sorry but everyone else except the guy eliminated right after you had more plot) i wasn't necessarily planning on redeeming her especially with what i have planned for dave but i think i can give her the same kind of "if you want to be a better person despite everything you're welcome to try" ending i give amy.
@ as anon: i'm sure you will have wonderful ideas esp for gen 4 crossovers! don't feel like i am the Authority on this stuff
-lindsanon
I'm still watching through RotI, so I can't really make any comments on whether or not I like Topher, Amy, ect. But I can empathise with trying to humanise characters that don't really have a lot going for them in canon- if you guys had access to my mind palace, you'd see a metaphysical library of Angsty Backstories and Development Arcs for the silliest characters.
But I can comment on Jo! Who, (as far as I've seen, at least) doesn't really strike me as antagonistic at all, really. She's just controlling and competitive; her desire to win outweighs any semblance of being a Good Person, but that doesn't make her a Bad Person. That's why a 'redemption arc' for her seems more feasible to me- she doesn't need to be 'redeemed', she just needs to learn Basic Empathy and maybe chill out a little. You could have her do so in the span of one scene if you're shrewd with it.
As for loving superfan characters? They're cool! I like Sierra well enough, she's an interesting character and her scenes are always fun (and sometimes my poor tolerance for second-hand embarrassment is really tested, but that's irrelevant), and her character motivations are pretty solid. Do I wish she was less "Stan by Eminem" inspired? Not really.
Again, I can't really give an opinion on Topher, but I'm sure he's pretty cool too.
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havealotonmymind · 2 months
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Sneak Peek of Fears
Another entry into Firsts. This time, focused on the group's silliest fears. And one very real fear of Astarion's.
He laughed again, a high, breathy sound that made her feel warm. “Gods, you are a chatty drunk.”
“Is that bad?”
That stubbornly still-sober part that navigated her inhibitions and insecurities tutted at her. Yes, of course that’s bad. Stay quiet. Stay vigilant.
The alcohol dulled that nagging voice, and for once, she saw fit to ignore it.
Astarion shut the book and tossed it inside his tent. “Not necessarily. You’re a rather fun person when you aren’t snapping at me or being sickeningly helpful.”
“I consider this nightly ritual of ours a good deed in its own way. What’s a pint of blood when it lets you down our enemies in a single strike?” she said breezily.
“Careful, darling. If I didn’t know any better, I’d almost think that was a compliment.”
Lev smiled despite herself. “Then I had better sober up fast. I wouldn’t want the alcohol in my blood to reflect on your performance tomorrow.”
“Oh please. The miniscule amount of alcohol seeped into your blood isn’t going to have any effect on me whatsoever.”
“Care to test that theory?”
After nights of sleeping through his late night feeding, Lev hadn’t noticed any lingering pain or marks left behind. Just a general wooziness that went away as soon as she cast Lesser Restoration on herself. Surely he’d figured out some gentler bloodletting method that wouldn’t hurt as much as that first night.
“What, now?” he asked incredulously. “You wouldn’t rather wait until you were asleep first?”
She plopped onto the plush stool right by his mirror. “If I fell asleep now, I wouldn’t get to see how the alcohol affects you, if at all. Besides, I’m drunk. I don’t know if I’d feel your bite.”
“Really? Been bitten enough to tell the difference?” he teased.
“I trust you not to hurt me.”
At this, Astarion faltered. A bold claim indeed.
Leviathala tilted her head, baring her neck expectantly. “Well, go on then.”
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