#she would be the best

[freezethebeez]

cant decide if smoking weed with your mom is cool or lame

with beau? incredibly cool.

#god i would do anything to be in the same room as that woman #catalyst #people asking me things #ignore my swooning pls #but also she is everythjng to me #she would be the best #she would be. so funny #[falling to my knees and slamming my fists on the ground] JUST ONE CHANCE

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!! #I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` ) #I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁) #it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (: #and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

[ironinkpen]

there's something so poetic about kipperlilly copperkettle—who hated one of her classmates for daring to be better than her and having a dead dad, who refused to improve herself and instead chose to be bitter and entitled, who was so obsessed with being Special and Important like she felt she deserved that she willingly worked with a rage god, betrayed her party, and killed her friend—getting killed by fucking. Hold Person. her fancy optimal build IMMEDIATELY folding in the face of riz's cleverness and experience and applied knowledge. she spends years fixated solely on racking up EXP and getting the Best Abilities, and then when she dies, she's killed not in glorious combat but by a clever, practical application of a 2nd level spell that she NEVER would have ever thought of using because she has no creativity or adventurers' spirit, cast by the same classmate she always hated with a watch his dead dad gave him.

#so obsessed with getting as high level as possible but gets killed by a low level spell #one she never would have considered casting herself because she's level 20! she's optimized! she has the BEST skills at her disposal! #but she ultimately loses to riz who follows the proud gukgak tradition of hard work as an act of love #who has years of experience gained from a genuine desire to help people rather than a desire for attention or accolades #and who is simply fucking better at pvp #kipperlilly copperkettle #riz gukgak #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #d20 #anyway i fucking KNEW she was evil!!!!

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

#this is half in jest #but #I know some people don’t count it as “real until they kiss but THIS is honestly so gay of them #it’s in the subtext it’s in everything THAT ISNT a kiss #it’s so queer #Hua Cheng is ALL IN XL is just too innocent to Grasp It #XL is saying “come round to my tiny shack whenever sleep on my mat with me BEST FRIEND I will be your home” and HC is SUFFERING #the armoury scene is favourite of the entire thing #I was like my brother in Christ HAVE YOU NO SHAME #and knew immediately I would love him forever #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #she’s being unhinged again

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa becomes a Roxy fan

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanessa #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #fnaf vanny #fnaf roxy #roxanne wolf #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #no doubt Vanessa would instantly love Roxy #Roxy finally gets that praise she wants!! #though Vanny knows is best not to over do it or it will all go to her head #of course with drawing the other Glamrocks I had to do the rest! #first up Roxy and hopefully sometime Monty #maybe even Glamrock Bon-

[gumdefense]

We have moved past Maya and Franziska wingmanning narumitsu as a society. They would not fucking do that. We need to realise the truth which is that Larry and Gumshoe would try to wingman them and only succeed through failure

#ace attorney #narumitsu #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #maya fey #franziska von karma #dick gumshoe #larry butz #general my post tag #i do think maya would endlessly tease poor phoenix about it based on how she acted in 3-5 about iris #but she didn’t do anything to set them up she just made fun of phoenix #franziska would sooner choose death and run to another country herself than get anywhere near whatever’s going on between the two #larry however. #larry would be way too invested #once he actually realises his best friends are into each other he would never drop it #gumshoe wants to make edgeworth happy any way possible #and based on the “wright wright wright” scene #and that one moment in the anime where he cries bc the two were working together even countries apart during the train bomb case #i think he’d be very invested too #also a Larry and Gumshoe wingman duo would be absolutely disastrous. and hilarious #do you see my vision

[samipekoe]

save me maomao......maomao....save me...

#the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #maomao #cat cat my best friend #somebody left such a nice comment on twitter saying how she looks an acts exactly like.someone I would draw #now i have no choice but to become unreasonably attached to maomao forever

[c-kiddo]

"RPF is fine" - jester lavorre, 835pd, inventing yaoi in exandria

bonus image :

#she would. im sorry if this is character assassination . but she would. to me . she would do it. her and nott would do it #critical role #jester lavorre #caduceus clay #nott the brave #veth brenatto #cr2 #the mighty nein #critical role fanart #comic #this is one of the dumb posts i was going to post when i was dumping art on herre but i visited home and then forgot abt it #myart #2024 #described #as best i could . couldnt quite capture nott's expressions #ok goodnight lol

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Begging swifties to understand that Taylor didn’t write reputation and Lover with the knowledge of how the relationship was going to end and that trying to “excavate” those albums for evidence to prove a specific theory as to why it ended is not how they should be viewed. Taylor wrote those songs feeling a very specific way because that’s what she was experiencing and she is now reflecting on them with hindsight and relates to them differently than when she first created them. These conflicting emotions can exist; how she views it now doesn’t diminish how she felt about it when she first released it.

#taylor swift #don’t know if I’m expressing myself as properly and as articulate as I’d like #but both of the emotions she’s feeling about the songs can coexist #like little lover can still be a love song that’s what it was for her for a while #but she can also look back and say ‘oh maybe this wasn’t the best’ but it doesn’t void what it was originally #like I keep seeing things like oh she wrote this lyric in lover about him not showing up and it’s like no that’s not right #like yes you can see her underlying anxieties and fears in those songs because she was open about them #it doesn’t mean she predicted how it would end #there was a point in time where she thought this man was the one and would write about feeling that way

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Fuck fuck everything for fuck damned pissing hell's sake one of my students has used ChatGPT

I wish to commit an act that will in future be referred to by its date

#when will you assholes learn that it produces at best utterly terrible work #even if I thought she wrote this it would be lucky to scape a pass #ffs #now I have to deal with this. Me. The real victim here. A poor innocent lecturer #the professional world of careers and tasks

[yesokayiknow]

all of you 'what if ruby's the doctor's daughter' 'what if ruby's river's daughter' 'what if ruby's susan's daughter' theorists are thinking too small. what if ruby's the doctor's mum

#doctor who #FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS IS A JOKE #what if you (a 2000yo (give or take 4.5 billion) alien) became best friends w a 19yo and then found out she's your mum #how would you recover from that #ruby sunday #the doctor #if we're talking actual hc my personal one is that she's like the toymaker's sister or smth #doctor who spoilers #to be safe ig sgdjgshd

[shrimpchipsss]

cumplane version of

#she's basically airplane's one-sided beta of course she'd do her best effort betaing smth airplane sent to her specifically #bc pinya was wondering how they'd look #cumplane #rule 63 #genderbend #they can be trans or cis pls imagine what you want #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #peerless cucumber #actually would this be peerless melons... #scum villain #svsss #peerless melons #fem!shen qingqiu

[neymiiie]

I just want to see him again.

#persona 3 #persona #fanart #p3 #yukari takeba #artists on tumblr #p3fes #persona 3 the answer #the answer spoilers #<- tags I never thought I would use in the year 2024 #me when the 17 year old going through extreme trauma mourning the death of her best friend/boyfriend isnt making rational decisions #currently getting ready to fight the war on yukari in the answer on the side of yukari in the answer #I am not ready to go through this scene again but with good english voice acting #even with the honestly really bad voice acting in fes I still tear up when she says that line #anyway free my girl she did all of that but she deserves better anyway #me: I should try to practice drawing hands in a fun way like while drawing my fave characters! #also me: draws yukari having a breakdown

[ryllen]

when u love being called 'love'

#twst #twisted wonderland #best endearment name ever me think #there's always a little flower bud pop up in my stomach when i'm being called love #(just by random old people in the street but that's also a thing) #sebek zigvolt #twst yuu #twst mc #fanart #newly wed and in love #i once think of how he would text in a so romantic way calling u love and all #but then when he meets u in real time he always reverts back to calling you you or human bcs he is just so embarrassed #now he actually calls her love she is happy #teenage sebek would be proud or will he

[bet-on-me-13]

Sam is Adopted

So! Have you ever noticed how Sam doesn't look like either of her Parents? Her Mom and Dad are Blonde and Ginger, and neither of them have Purple Eyes. How would Sam ever come from either of them?

She tells people that she dyes her Hair and wears Contacts, but the reality is that she was adopted as a baby by them. They had just found out that Pamela was Infertile and they wanted an Heir foe their company, so they decided to Adopt a kid.

But the Adoption Agency didn't have any kids who would realistically look like them, so they just got the first kid they found.

She had been left at the Orphanage by her Mother citing an inability to raise her and an unstable income. She never told the Agency her name, but told them that the baby's name was Sam, named after her Grandfather.

Sam was raised knowing that she was Adopted, but never really put much interest into it. Until one day when she decided that her adoptive Parents support of the Anti Ecto Acts was a step too far for her. She took an Ancestry DNA Test to see if she could find her Bio Mom to get away from them.

The results came back, and she found out that her Mom was a woman from Metropolis named Lois Lane.

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dcu #Lois Lane #Sam Mason #Sam is adopted #Lois Lane is Sam Mason's biological mother #She got pregnant in College to an Ex and couldn't raise a kid with her Career so she gave her up #When Sam finds out her Bio Mom is a Badass Journalist who dated Superman? #She is excited to say the least #Ecstatic even #She does still love her adoptive parents but they have been going through a rough patch lately #What with them supporting the Acts that would outlaw her Best Friend's very existence #And also her (she's liminal) #Alternative Idea: What if she is Lois and Clark's first kid who got kidnapped and ended up in a random Orphanage? #Danny is one day teasing Sam and she punches him through 3 Walls when her Powers come in #Tucker feels left out #Until he remembers he is the Reincarnation of a God-Like Pharoah who mastered All Magics in the World and has all of his Powers #Then he feels slightly better

[chaos-bringer-13]

I just told mom about some bits of Danny Phantom lore and it basically went like this:

Me: So, this kid goes into his mad scientists parents' portal, activates it, sorta dies and instantly resurrects as a half ghost.

Mom, terrified: Poor mother.

Me: Nah, his parents didn't actually notice, they're kinda negligent, too invested into their work.

Mom, more terrified: Poor children.

#danny phantom #this is how you react to being exposed to dp lore #she looked so ready to adopt danny and jazz that instant #kinda wanna write fanfiction with mom #she would write the best angst #and also amazing crack #she's good at death jokes and dark humour #how do i get my mother into phanfiction