#sir- are you trying to kill me

[rosepetals1]

im actually screaming

#“maybe you're an old hobby i couldn't quite give up” #SIR are you trying to kill me?!? #playchoices #blades of light and shadow #blades of light and shadow 2 #blades of light and shadow ii #choices blades #choices bolas #blades 2 #bolas 2 #bolas #aerin valleros #aerin x mc #pixelberry #pixelberry studios #choices #choices book club

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Am I allowed to say that Shayne is hot as fuck in the fucking sniper chess video??? He didn’t need to be like that- he didn’t need to act like both a literal fucking sniper and a professional chess player

The fucking studying the board, getting down on one knee and taking his shots— the OUTFIT THE MUSTACHE AND STRANGE SERIOUSNESS

#Shayne motherfucking topp you didn’t need to do this to me #you didn’t need to both look AND ACT that fucking hot #stop it pls sir #you’re killing me here #but also sniper chess is genuinely just super cool #new favourite video maybe #also both Angela and Arasha fully not knowing how to play chess and Angela trying to move her pawn sideways is so funny lol #the genuine intensity of the second game #ugh /pos #🪲 #smosh #smosh shayne #shayne topp

[itz-prizz]

no thoughts. head empty. just andrew as peter parker nah andrew in general bro...

#that last gif is me after seeing him #cutie patootie #oh god #look at him #love of my life #aah love him so much #those big brown doe eyes #sir are you trying to kill me??? #andrew garfield #andrew peter parker #tasm peter parker #tasm spiderman #the amazing spider man #peter parker #mcu #spiderman #oh yeah hes not the werewolf #remus #remus lupin #but yet #hehe #marauders #the marauders

[regardingjenmish]

THE ARM! I am not okay [x]

#jensen ackles #i love when he wears red #but also the bicep??? sir are you trying to kill me? #And the hair???? #bruh

[akkivee]

they activating the gooner in me!!!!!! it’s getting really bad lmao!!!!!!!!!

#this is vee speaking #no one: but don’t already goon for kuukou— #me: SHUT UP #i’ve been trying to not publicise my descent in nakanishi kuukou stanning but he makes it really difficult LOL #his calf muscles sir………………….. s…. ste…………. step— #this pose……………….. this angle………………… t…. tongue………….. anything you want— #read a report he’s been channeling a lot of hirono kuukou in his performances now like the way hirono-san tended to strip #nakanishi-san has occasionally flashed his arms doing his thing lol #i finally found someone talk about jyushi!!!!!! and he apparently is killing it with his insert raps!!!!!! #like the way sakakihara-san tearfully sang kaigen during bat live day 2 is the energy sakayori jyushi has rapping about his bullies #*clenches fist* i need…………… i need the stream……………… let me in………………. let ME IN— #unrelatedly i think it’s hilarious every day mtr and bat’s merch keeps selling out LOL #the bat stan in me is like that’s so based lol but what i think it is is that nagojuku’s 2nd drb stage battle didn’t get as many votes #and so management assumed their merch wouldn’t sell as well as the others lol #i don’t have many mtr people on my feed anymore but i would like to know how mtr is being received 🤔

[fandomfairyuniverse]

Mork kissing day on that rooftop to show him that he doesn’t pity him like August does p’aof I swear to god-

#SIR I AM TRYING TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS SHOW AND YOU ARE MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT #anyway this ep killed me #I’m dead now #last twilight #last twilight the series

[minhosimthings]

Guys does anyone else think Heeseung and Sunoo ain't real

Let's be real (pun intended) no one can have THAT much talent (dem vocals UGH) and THAT much visual (it's blinding!!!)

They're not real case closed

#mona's sessions #sunoo #heeseung #kim sunoo #lee heeseung #LIKE SIRS?? #ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH YOUR VOICES AND FACES #god damn their vocal ranges #makes me want to cry #*ASCENDS*

[nicoscheer]

He actually did oh shit I’m so not prepared for that

#he did not just fucking play dealer after standing next to me #oh lord have mercy #😭😭😭😭😭😭 #01/03/2024 #like what run is this killing the joke; standing next to me; dealer and to top it off color of the trap #like sir we’re gonna need some lifeguards to save us from drowning in our tears #forget killing us is he trying to kill himself #GIRL NO WONDER YOU WERE ABOUT TO CRY

[cashweasel]

Hypocrite behavior 📸 fjdkskdjd

When he always voices how ugly he thinks the shoes are and then proceeds to steal them anyway

I was gonna give him the shoes in colors that he would wear but @night-triumphantt suggested they should be hot pink because they’re valen’s so it simply became a must 😂💀

#my ocs #guys I think he secretly likes them lolll #tw he would be so offended when she suggests to get him a few pairs since he loves them sm jsjsjskfj #sir #the green shoes with the all black outfit kill me #have you seen my shoes? no #i was just trying to doodle something fun but ofc my brain had to go ahead and make it sad :’) #after his accident valen put the shoes away and never wore them again so gideon’s the last person who wore them #they’re still locked away and haven’t been worn in years #yes he has a tattoo of his gf’s eyes btw uwu #it was a joke that he took too seriously 💀 #iconic behavior tbh #my art #oc: gideon turbereth #valen x gideon

[khalaris]

hands... 👀

#sir are you trying to kill me? #i'm pretty sure it's illegal to look this good at 75 #hands! #ernst rauter #ernstl my beloved #tatort wien #ep: bauernsterben

[lovejosephquinn]

Good fucking morning. 🫠

WHY IS HE LOOKING SO EDDIE BUT TOM UGH

#joseph quinn #joe quinn #netflix bafta awards party #are you trying to kill me sir #i just woke up #loml right there

[zibiscusloon]

“Well trouble or not, I see everything. They don’t even know when I’m watchin’. Even when I’m right behind ‘em.”

How the hell do you draw projectors-

#my art #batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #norman polk #the projectionist #mr polk sir I love you. would love if you’d stop killing me during my replays tho. #I give up on trying to make the projector look good

[narsh-potatoes]

Hades fans I am looking upon you with my dearest of hearts and my most sparkling eyes goodness

#i am having SO MUCH FUN with this game #im playing it lots and lots and lots #i gotten up to theseus and asterius!!!!!! #havent beaten them tho #i think asterius is my favorite fight #cuz its so SCARY but so FUN and hes so COOL!!!!!!!! #please sir i mean no ill intent and im not trying to mock you i swear #my words are genuine and my weapon is sharp can we do battle #theseus seems like a nerd tho #the fact that he keeps HITTING ME is unfair #stop HITTING ME im trying to kill you!!!!!!!!! #hades game #also my favorite weapon is the full gun that they give you like girl okay??????? #hestia can do whatever she wants forever and she was like 'ok ill beat back the titans. with this gun+rocket launcher' #queen

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

I've been thinking about this and I think that Judy Garrick could be the perfect parallel for Bart.

Picture this, a young preteen Judy Garrick shows up in the modern era. She's brash, she's inexperienced, she's uninhibited. She's just a kid trying to fit in and figure it all out and trying to have fun along the way.

And then you have Bart. He's older, he's wiser. He isn't the kid he used to be. He's grown in so many ways. He's entering young adulthood. He's trying so hard to forge his own path in life while balancing the family legacy. He desperately wants respect but not at the cost of having fun.

Suddenly, Bart's faced with a time displaced little kid. A time displaced little kid, who insists she isn't a kid, with the last name of his mentor. Bart's face to face with a walking reminder of everything he worked so hard to grow past and he's trying so hard to keep this kid alive out of respect for Jay but there's also some resentment there that Judy is Jay's real family. Not Bart.

Judy of course wants nothing to do with Bart. Who is this guy trying to tell her not to jump on power lines? Why did Jay say that she had to listen to him? It's so unfair. All he ever does is tell her to stay behind him. She knows how to fight, thank you very much.

The parallels. You gotta think about the parallels.

(*also to preemptively combat this, no I'm not ignoring Max but we can acknowledge Bart's father-son relationship with Jay without discrediting his father-son relationship with Max. Bart has two dads.)

#i just think itd be neat to explore this #bart sees wallys side of it for once #which like #was wally rude? yeah but also bart provoked the hell out of him so it was on both of them really #bart literally attacked wally when they first met and wally punched him back and bart was like 🥺 'how could you do this to me' like sir #or that time Bart almost killed himself with lasers and wally threw him through a wally to save him and wally literally thought he'd die #because of what bart did but still chose to sacrifice his life to make sure Bart was okay and then Wally did survive and bart was like #'you threw me 🥺' #and 'stop trying to get rid of me' #so anyway im ranting but basically what im saying is that bart gave just as good as he got #only difference is bart had massive youngest sibling energy and went 🥺 or 😡 everytime #again nooooot saying that wally wasn't a jerk cause he was but it was not unprovoked #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #impulse #bart allen #jay garrick #judy garrick

[rin-enjoyer]

It's late. Even underground, in the winding labyrinth of tunnels beneath Konoha where no natural light falls, Danzo can tell. There's a scent to the air.

Normally, he works through these quiet hours with the same dedication that he carries at all times. Tonight, however, his stacks of paperwork have all been meticulously combed through, signed, and filed. No one needs his attention. Nothing is wrong.

Danzo picks up his cane and begins the trek back to his old clan compound. He does not visit often. He is usually busy. He is not busy tonight.

His bones ache with a sort of weariness that denotes no real problem. He has learned to ignore this sort of pain. He ascends out of the tunnels, not bothering to muffle the sound of his footsteps with chakra.

He does not blink when he comes out to Konoha's streets. It is just as dark out here as it was in the tunnels. It is late out. A glance at the thin, crescent moon puts the time somewhere around 1.

Danzo makes his way past shopfronts, apartments, and fields. His memory of the layout of the village is annoyingly spotty. The streets have changed too much since the Kyuubi's attack, and he does not spend much time in them.

He walks past Hokage tower. The light in Hiruzen's office is on, casting a dim, yellow glow into the air. Danzo does not stop to see him. Soft, tender moments would ruin the sparks between them. He cannot think of anything more unappealing than stopping to relearn everything about the man who puts poison in his tea once a week.

He used to know Hiruzen. It was a mistake. A good shinobi does not have time for sentiment. Teamwork is a strength- relationships are weaknesses.

He wanders the streets for what seems like an eternity, a ghost in the village he has given and will give everything for. He does not regret it. He does not regret anything. He has done everything right.

Like the dull, distant pain in his hip, something tugs at his gut. Danzo ignores it. He knows what he is protecting. He knows why he does the things he does. He does not regret it.

He does not look back at the light in Hiruzen's office. The hair on his neck prickles- he can feel Hiruzen's gaze, how it carefully avoids him, observing the street around him, but not Danzo. A good shinobi has no time for sentiment. Hiruzen may be starting to fall apart in his old age, but lessons he learned alongside Danzo decades ago still stick to him like wet, rotting leaves.

Danzo finds his way to the Shimura Compound. There are heaps of fertilizer sitting in the garden, ready to be mixed into the soil. The smell of rotting leaves dances around the smell of the night. Crickets, hiding in bushes of nightshade, chirp a quiet, steady song.

The siding of the buildings in the compound is all pristine, brown and orange and achingly unfamiliar. Danzo knows how to ignore aches that do not matter. There are twelve in total, each housing one or two families. Danzo knows every name and face of his clan. He has met sparingly few of them.

He does not miss them. He does not miss the way he used to live. He creeps into the house in the center of the compound, past the rooms where the clan head and her four nephews sleep, into his old, dusty office. He will rest here, for the night, only because there is nothing else for him to do.

Danzo reaches across old scraps of paper with shaky writing and sloppy drawings and turns on his old lamp. A dim, yellow glow fills the room. He leans back in his chair. His hip aches. His hands shake. He does not regret anything, but quietly, because there is nothing else to do, he allows himself to feel very, very bad.

The lamp burns, and the leaves rot, and the crickets chirp. Dim yellow light slips through the window and paints stripes through the garden of poisonous plants. Danzo rests, and lets himself ache, and the night drags on.

#shimura danzo #hiruzen sarutobi #DO YOU GUYS SEE MY VISION DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME. DO YOU UNDERSTAND #guy who feels so terrible all the time because of the emotional repression and ptsd and then is like “well whatever” #and goes and commits war crimes. in the name of a greater cause. grabs him by the shoulders. ahem. #SIR WHAT GREATER CAUSE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SERVING . EXCUSE ME. A MOMENT OF YOU TIME PLEASE #hes not uniquely horrible o'er there in ninja land but like. OHGHGHGH he is a Good Shinobi. he's good at his job #and that means that he's jsut not a very good person. and he tears himself and anyone else within reach to shreds #danzen #naruto fanfiction #idk man idk. he drives me insane. “sentiment BAD” why are you still “trying” to kill hiruzen then? huh? huh? why isnt he dead yet #iiiiif it came down to it i do not think he would hesitate to kill that guy. but in the moments when its not necessary? well. haha. #anyways as it turns out trying to kill the guy you love for years on end as an excuse to not ACTUALLY have to kill him #turns the trying to kill each other into the way you flirt. you understand how it is. #whatever. WHATEVER. you guys know how it is.

[shih-coulda-had-it]

Opinion on BNHA AU where along with Hero work, the students (and All Might) are also thought about methods of helping improving society, not just simply taking down villains?

I’m always in favor of incorporating more realistic practical lessons into U.A.’s hero course (though, we are limited to the first years; moreover, we’re limited to Eraser Head and All Might’s understanding of teaching, which you have to admit--isn’t totally locked down), but this often wars with my desire to suspend disbelief regarding Horikoshi’s worldbuilding.

There was this one fanfic that was like, really good about this without going too gritty/grim about the reality of a gamified pro-hero society. It was about 1-A (maybe 2-A, too?) doing some activity with the business course, where they learned how awful government red tape is when filing damage/insurance reports.

Anyways, off the top of my head, good (questionably legal) activities for 1-A to have done:

The Red Tape Task -- students are given a prewritten mock damage report, and a stack of blank insurance claims. Using the prewritten report, they will determine which insurance claims need filing.

Tartarus Field Trip -- students attend a tour of the Worst Prison Complex Imaginable. Because they are first-years, they stick to the top level buildings and only receive lectures about the security measures used to contain villains. The purpose of the trip is to give students some perspective on the consequences of being a hero. Yes, you will save people. But supposing the villain you fight causes too much damage before they are subdued, you will also consign people to actual hell on earth.

USJ Saturdays -- students rotate through the various disaster simulations within the building. You can tell so much money was invested into that facility, so you BET the teachers should be capitalizing on it.

Mandatory Volunteer Work -- if you’re going to be paid by the government, then you’re a servant of the people, and you should probably get to know who the people are. 

However, if by “methods of helping improving society” you meant, ‘deescalation training’ and ‘getting involved in public policy and administration’--they’re teenagers, your honor.

I’ll throw a bone into the discourse, actually:

I don’t know what readers expect 1-A to do with regards to answering the demands of Shigaraki Tomura, Dabi, and Toga. There’s no good answer that, say, Kaminari (much less Mineta) can give to the idea of rehabilitating unapologetic remorseless murderers. I don’t even know if there’s a good class that exists in a liberal arts college (Ethics 101? idk) that can guide teenagers into critical thinking re: villain motives and preventative measures.

Help improve society. What does that mean for a professional hero, who doesn’t even have the power to arrest a ‘villain’? Donating their money to charity foundations? Donating their spare time to civilian projects? Retiring to pursue political office? Isn’t that the equivalent of an actor running for governor, or a billionaire TV presence for president? (*cough* I’m not bitter about this at all)

Give 1-A the task ‘What can you do to help improve society, and lower crime rates?’ and they will point to All Might’s Symbol of Peace/Pillar of Society.

It’s no longer the right answer, obviously, but it’s the one they know.

#bnha #meta #of a sorts? idk you should tell me if this counts as a discourse #shihpost #asks #anon #tbh this is why i prefer to write torino teaching #considering he predates the golden age of peace #he for sure just focuses on getting his students to survive their first five years in the field #so there's none of this fiddly nonsense about MORALS and ETHICS #gran torino: just punch the dude trying to kill you and book it #student: but sir aren't we supposed to like. be heroic about it? #gran torino: get out of my class and go sit in the library. we're not policymakers; we're not the healers of the world #we are practically bandaids on a bullet wound #toshinori: okay well i'm gonna cauterize it #/cut to present/ AND WE ALL KNOW THE RESULT OF THAT.