#skew-back

[j7ustsfvnayjp]

Carito Menendez argentina amateur Busty teen tasting pussy Blonde cute guy cruelly drilled girls on couch pulled their legs up Gays enjoying anal sex after wrestling American amateur swingers meet in the Red Orgy Room Fake Taxi American foxy redhead fucked in UK taxi Hong Kong fuck Chilena Rica Fat Ass Bitch Teasing In Tight Yoga Pants Video of gay sexy boys having briefs xxx Get nailed by the police

#casio #pan-fry #perorate #skew-back #pseudonymal #eskar #sixth-form #convert #jarlship #bisyllabism #locate #Guibert #bouffante #funmaker #hog-skin #near- #helizitic #wearables #rotten #Non-teutonic

[qq9x1p7vgb]

Passionate Siri with big natural tits blows and rides dinky Beauty spreads legs wide open getting cunt licked so well Lessons from my big step mother Watch Not My Elder Sister Masturbating Hidden Cam Francesca Le Shows Teen Daughter Blow Job Skills Blonde teens pussy railed Blow job queen Young Asian Teen Step Sisters Threesome With White Big Dick Boyfriend Pale ginger haired teen used as a cumshot target Natural busty Keisha Grey

#cardionosus #concubitous #besiren #disillusionize #self-approval #leukorrhea #breast-beam #truthless #settos #digram #dogplate #github #casio #pan-fry #perorate #skew-back #pseudonymal #eskar #sixth-form #convert

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Get Their Ass.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jin ling #jin chan #Yeah that's right. This guy is a named character. All those nameless disciples in the yi city arc and *this* guy gets a name. #Jin ling finally gets his much needed outfit upgrade! Rest in peace double straps. #I adore how we get to keep learning about Jin Ling and peeling back the layers on him...It's also so sad to see him so alone and friendless #especially knowing he really was starting to build peer friendships in the yi city arc... #Jin ling really is one of my top 5 characters in MDZS and its absolutely in part because of how you can *see* how he ended up this way #and we watch him learn and grow! He's doing what most adults refuse to do: Consider that his opinions are skewed and need to change. #You are NOT immune to propaganda and I adore characters who reflect and struggle with that! #Just because someone with assumed authority says something that fits into what you want to be true does not make it true B*/ #In this series about rumours and warped perspectives - Jin Ling is a great example of how hard you have to work for the truth #+1 points of friendship with jin ling: He will self correct himself if he says a slur now

[onfjre]

TUMBLR PHANNIES

hey everyone!! ive created a survey to compare/contrast phandom experiences by platform....and i really want to hear from you!

its abt a 5-15 min time commitment depending on your answers, but your feedback is invaluable and it's completely anonymous!! (i hope it doesn't need saying but this survey is run without platform bias and the last thing i want to do is pit people against each other! i just need a bigger sample size!)

thank you <3

#if i get a large enough sample size ill write a paper with the findings #bc its always been so interesting to me #but i cant make sweeping generalizations without having data to back it up yk #so if u filled it out ill give u a live turkey and my hand in marriage #please #dan and phil #dan and phil games #phandom #dnp #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #daniel howell #phandom survey #hate begging for retweets but if i get 2 responses from tumblr and 20 from twitter it would be so skewed #so i rly want to make sure i get a relatively even spread #thank you thank you thank you

[aroaceleovaldez]

HoO is so funny to me when you actually think about the ages of all the characters. Octavian is 18. Percy and Annabeth are 16, almost 17. Reyna is presumably 16. Frank just turned 16, Jason’s about to turn 16. Leo and Piper are like 15. Hazel’s like 14 and a half, and Nico is 13.

The Death Sibs are both the youngest and oldest on the Argo II. Octavian is a college freshman getting into petty drama with a bunch of high schoolers. He gets told to shut up at one point by a random 8th grader. Everyone is scared of the 8th grader. We Sent A 13 Year Old To Superhell and he came back weirder, Just Like Middle School. TLH was just three high school sophomores being sent to do a task and it going Exactly Like You’d Expect. Percy’s the only demigod on the ship who can legally drive (though Reyna gets her drivers license at some point before TOA). What Is Happening.

#pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus #riordanverse #my second favorite thing related to this is like every time Hazel references someone's age especially in SoN it's just. blatantly incorrect. #she goes into very specific detail about how she's 14. detailing like exactly how many months it had been since her birthday #and when she died and when she was brought back. just like ''okay. im 14 and a half. got that? good.'' #''anyways here's Frank. he's 3 years older than me'' like literal next chapter. we are told Frank is not 3 years older than her. #Hazel: Here's my older brother! [Nico is younger than her in literally every way feasible] #ive just decided Hazel is an unreliable narrator who is just really bad at guessing/remembering how old people are #which like. adhd mood. forgetting how old everybody is. #and she has the bonus excuse of saying her sense of time is skewed from being a ghost for so long #but it's just so funny every time she's just. with the upmost confidence. blatantly the wrong answer. #i want a scene of Hazel looking at Percy and just going ''hm. I bet he's like 20.'' and then learns he's 16 #and she's just [surprised pikachu] #also we know it isn't an error that she's 14 cause in TOA she's like ''oh yeah im learning to drive!'' #so she's 15 by then #it is however an error that *Nico* is said to be 14 in hoo cause he's 12 in TLO and 14 in TOA #but we know in HoO the reason that error was made was cause Rick hadn't figured out Nico's birthday yet #and he was flipping it between January or March #so he just forgot how old Nico is for a series and then we went back to normal

[bread-wizards]

I find it interesting that out of all the party, Laudna and Orym are following in Ashton's footsteps a bit in hiding things from the party (Orym with the Nana Morri deal, Laudna with her interacting with/talking to Delilah more and more), and I wonder how much of it is the residual impact that Bor'dor's betrayal had on them.

#critical role #cr3 #orym #orym of the air ashari #ashton greymoore #ashton #laudna #text post #i often think about the episode after everyone was reunited and the vastly different tone between the groups #laudna was angry because she had given into delilah and killed bor'dor and the others had a somewhat nice break #orym was betrayed by someone he trusted with info on his husband but he turned out to be part of the group responsible for killing him #ashton's immediate response to it alludes me but i find it interesting how his first response was damage control #he didn't stop it but he was there to pick up the pieces as much he could #but like he has tried with orym someone needs to look out for the people who are looking out for the rest #which is why i think his taking of the shard was born out of a skewed form of protectiveness #we need the power and it could kill someone so ill do it to keep the damage to a minimum #the other group got romance out of it #fcg and frida #fearne and chentey with deanna #even imogen later with laudna once they got back #prism was a nice friend as was deni$e #but deni$e also reminded orym of dorian (as in of his existence since she knew of dariax) which rubbed salt in that wound a bit #i know it was funny but also ashton and laudna being a bit insecure about orym being prisms 'best friend' was interesting too #not that i blame either of the ladies for that it was just an unfortunate small thing that I feel contributed to a larger problem #because since they got back laudna has been talking with delilah more and relying on her powers #after imogen said she was disgusted by knowing delilah is watching them #orym went behind their back to make a deal signing away his life with nana morri #and talking more about how lonely he is and thinking about dorian a lot more #we have seen the result of ashton being that he nearly killed himself #but the split really fucked those 3 up

[tealty]

Posting it on its own as well cuz there’s something about Danny being naturally quite creepy in ghost form, just left of human shaped and unhinged about it too

Inspired by this thought by Paenling

#Danny phantom #dp #based on a prompt #but seriously what if how he’s seen in the show as just an inverted colour scheme is just how he views himself #and the reality is that no one recognizes him because he does not even present human when in ghost form #like hearing all languages as your personal one and responding like that but everyone else is hearing their language back #the perception is very different based on who you’re looking at #to Danny ghost behaviour is wired into him on a dna level #that he doesn’t even notice when it changes #probably has never thought about it and thinks he acts the same as when he’s human but he doesn’t #it’s not bad #but sometimes it could be #I bet his concept of death and danger is far more skewed as a ghost #and time far more loose #most people begin to feel the years getting in later in life #Danny doesn’t #to him it’s all the same #Sae has thoughts

[werepires]

People on this website will write entire paragraphs on why their anime ship has a moral highground over destiel and at the end hit you with “now I stopped watching supernatural before Dean/Castiel became a thing” then how are you qualified to talk down on it

#last post about that stupid poll sorry but are you seeing yourself #do I care about the results? nah these kinds of things are always skewed #what I do care about is the joyful mocking of something that’s meaningful to so many people #it’s a poll it’s not that deep!!! #ok going back to desktop where I have xkit to block the thing

[cozymochi]

♦️Haha!! Two boys out of *reads smudged hand* twenty two? why’d i do this to myself. Idk why Cater came next! I choose the next conquest!! Maybe at the end of this i’ll compile them all properly i dunno♦️

KO-Fi

#my art #again: i prefer NO reposting to other sites without my consent blah #cater diamond #twst art #twisted wonderland #twst #I DONT LIKE HOW THESE TAGS WORK #the mary blair art came back #skewed perspective is intentional i swear im not a hot mess ! #those cord things on his jacket are the death of me #and that cumbersome phone #who tf posts at midnight

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Like Phil, I’d like to think that Jamie and Keeley still go to Brazil, in spite of the boys’ recent fuck-up, but I’d also like to think that Roy comes with them. Not because Jamie and Keeley can’t be friend on their own or wouldn’t have the best time doing Brazil together – they would! – but because I think Jamie might be conscious, given everything that’s gone down recently, of potentially upsetting what he currently perceives as a rather delicate balance.   

Maybe he brings it up a few days later before they head over to Keeley’s for a joint apology, or maybe it happens already at the holy kebab place, once they’ve had a few bites and a chance to settle back into their normal; a little worse for wear, but with no lasting harm done.

And Jamie fiddles with his sleeves and makes little faces as he tries to decide what to say (and Roy notices and waits with some trepidation) and in the end he just comes right out and says it, because that’s what Jamie does, isn’t it?

“I asked Keeley to go to Brazil with me, for that Nike thing I’m doing.”

Roy blinks. He hadn’t known Jamie was doing a Nike thing. Jamie might have told him, but Roy usually stops listening whenever he starts blathering on about brands and clothes and shit, so yeah, if told he hadn’t heard.

“What did she say?” he asks after a slightly too long and awkward moment of Jamie looking up at him, almost through his fucking eyelashes, trying to gauge his reaction.

“She said yes.” And hastily, as if worried what Roy might say or do if given a moment to, he adds: “I didn’t do it to try to get back together or anything. I mean, I do wanna get back together and she’s my friend and I love her and I thought we’d have a great time, yeah, but also, she’s great at PR and all that stuff, so. Yeah. That’s why I asked her to come. Make sure I don’t fuck it up.”

And because you want her to be your girlfriend. Roy doesn’t say it, though. Neither of them want a repeat of what went down at the bar. This isn’t Jamie trying to goad him or hurt him, he’s pretty fucking sure of that, so he’ll listen carefully to everything Jamie has to say, and then he’ll react like a fucking grown-up.

Probably. Possibly.

“Anyway, I think you should, like, come with us.”

Fucking what now? “What?”

“You should come with me and Keeley to Brazil.” Jamie is nodding his head decisively, as if repeating the statement has fully convinced him of its veracity.

“You want me to come with you and Keeley to fucking Brazil?” Roy is aware of sounding like a demented parrot, but he doesn’t give a fuck, does he, because he doesn’t want there to be any fucking room for misinterpretation here.

Jamie doesn’t seem particularly concerned about Roy’s tone. Too used to it, probably. “Um, yeah. Yeah. I mean, probably can’t get Nike to pay for it, right, but you’re rich, so you can just get your own ticket and you can stay with me and Keeley in this villa they’ll set us up in. Can’t mind that.”

Which all sounds very reasonable, of course, but still doesn’t answer the most pressing question:  “Why?”

Jamie makes a face. “What do you mean, why? Because I don’t want shit to be weird between us, mate. And I think it’d be weird if Keeley and I went away and you stayed here after what happened, you know. Besides,” he adds, and suddenly he looks slightly shy; younger than he actually is, and vulnerable, “It’d probably be fun, yeah? All three of us going, together. Because we’re friends and all.”

And there’s something sharp and jagged turning in Roy’s gut at that, because underneath Jamie’s claim there’s a note of uncertainty that Roy had no trouble whatsoever guessing the origin of, and he adds it to the long list of things he hates himself for.

He doesn’t know how to express any of that, so what he says is, “Yeah. I guess. I’ll think about it.”

Jamie’s grin is immediate and wide; relieved and triumphant in equal measure, like he’s already won – like he already knows for a fact that Roy’s going to say yes.

Roy can’t even find it in him to mind that the little prick is right.

And then they all go to Brazil and I’m currently thinking that nothing further really happened between them there, because apparently they all need to do a little more thinking and feeling and figuring themselves out, but I’m sure they still had a grand, grand time of it.

#just want to be very clear that i absolutely think that jamie and keeley could and should do things on their own #as should keeley and roy #and roy and jamie #no matter what form their future relationship takes #i just think that RIGHT NOW jamie might be conscious of things getting weirdly skewed if him and keeleys goes off on their own #and he very much wants to get back with keeley but he's not ready to sacrifiece his relationship with roy for it #so FOR NOW it's a little bit of a balancing act #jamie tartt #roy kent #roy & jamie #roy/keeley/jamie #roy x jamie x keeley #ficlet #ish #i am trying to write a serious meta about the bar fight AND answer some asks but i keep getting distracted #whoops innit

[chiquilines]

Yeah yeah genderswap kiribaku are getting me through the week what about it

#i cant decide if i like fem bakugo better with long or short hair #these are fairly low quality doodles but guys i am STRESSED #this is a lil sigh of relief before i go back to the academic grind #have i mentioned how much i hate essay writing #because genuinely i do #im a stem kid leave me aloneeeee #anyways them!! #personally i think bakugo would be a chem kid #and you can tell thats a genuine headcanon cause i hate chemistry #kiri would be more bio oriented but def skewed towards plants/animals bio rather than like lab/genetics bio #again genuine headcanon because i have a blood rivalry with bio kids #physics ftw🥳 #kirishima ejirou #bakugo katuski #kiribaku #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #wlw #chiquilines draws

[smolstarthief]

Fuck it, just gonna say it:

Ryuji can be the biggest ray of sunshine but still have moments of being dickish

Sumi can be as sweet as can be but still have a selfish side

Maruki can be empathetic but still be fucked up

That's what makes them all INTERESTING!!!

I'm just saying these characters' best qualities and flaws can coexist! That makes them feel more human!

#persona 5 #p5 #persona 5 royal #p5r #p5r spoilers #p5 spoilers #sakamoto ryuji #sumire yoshizawa #kasumi yoshizawa #takuto maruki #''They're sooooo OOC'' #Nah fam #I can see it! It's all in the nuance and fun (sure there are writing issues but still). #I used those two bits for Ryuji because they were the most ragged on #like it's amazing when one realizes how skewed his fanbase can be when one steps back from it #I actually liked them because it shows he's not perfect and they make sense to me #Also I continue to yearn for deadline ending Mooki because it's such good food!

[ferronickel]

Looking Glasses Page 77 Time-lapse

#looking glasses #deltarune #utdr #ferrousart #cw: flashing lights #this was fun! it was cool being able to look back at my process #although this was a bad page to do this with because clip studio records separate each action as a frame #so when i made a million little marks while drawing the explosion that skewed the video to make it look like inking/sketching took ages #when in reality I spent about the same amount of time coloring as I did everything before it #(also ignore the bit where I decided i didn't like lancer's head and tried a few other angles before giving up)

[knickynoo]

Two of my favorite little scenes from BTTF part II are the moments where Marty stops to watch his parents in 1955. I mean, he was only just there living through those events one day prior, but he didn't actually have a chance to soak any of it in or process it. (He'd come flailing into the parking lot just after George punched Biff but hardly had time to appreciate any of it on account of his picture still fading, and then at the dance, he was. You know. Actively being erased from existence up there on stage for a while.)

Even though the stakes are still unbelievably high when he returns to '55 to try to track down the almanac, and he's just experienced what may be the most stressful and terrifying day of his life with all the 1985A nonsense, he makes it a point to slow down enough to watch his parents at the dance. And there's just this look on his face—a mixture of awe and relief and happiness. You can tell. You can tell this is getting permanently etched into Marty's memory. He's taking in every detail. He's holding tightly to these sweet moments of watching his parents (who had been unhappily married most of or all of his life) FALL IN LOVE. A real, true love that he's never had a chance to see them in before.

Not to mention the fact that in the reality he'd just arrived from, his mother had been forced into marriage with Biff, and his father was dead. Marty's just come from a place where his family had been completely destroyed, and now he's watching the very foundation of it coming together. This is the beginning of it all, and it's a reminder of what he's trying so hard to save and get back to.

And it's so very nice that we see him hitting the pause button for a few seconds in this chaos-fest to look at his mom and dad with such love.

#marty mcfly #back to the future #bttf #look at him #the boy loves his parents #there are also other thoughts i can't quite clearly articulate #about what Marty's perception of love and marriage might have been like after being raised by his Twin Pines parents #because I can't imagine that years of seeing two unhappy people who cannot emotionally connect wouldn't skew his feelings in some way #and maybe lay shaky groundwork for what he believes a marriage should look like #but then he gets to time travel and see his mom and dad fall completely & truly in love #a love that he can see and feel the depth of that night at the dance #(and that then carries over into the new timeline) #and so i wonder how that impacted him. or how it might have helped him with issues he wasn't even aware he had #anyway. i'm just going on a rambling in the tags #*hugging Marty tightly*

[mindibindi]

Okay tumblr, this poll has been coming for some time now. And I realise the question has the potential to split families, ruin friendships, divide fandoms and blow fragile minds. But...

#poll #david tennant #catherine tate #michael sheen #olivia coleman #doctor who #good omens #broadchurch #i have a feeling the good omens fandom will take it #but broadchurch had quite the following on here back in the day #and yes maybe i'm skewing results by publishing this on the eve of tennant and tate returning to new who #but don't take the coward's way out #pick a pairing #vote and share!

[bumblingbabooshka]

I think Tom would have a major preoccupation with the fact that Tuvok has only had sex with his wife. Like, Tuvok lets this fact slip and Tom can't let it go for some reason. Even though everyone he brings it up to is like "?? And? What do you want me to say about that? Who cares?" Tom for some reason is still like:

He can't even verbalize why

#Tom Paris #Tuvok #st voyager #voy #so real to me #He's like 'even HARRY'S been with other people!' #But if he actually thinks about the fact that Harry's been with other people he'll start getting weird in a completely different #but similar way #Tom is a guy who is weird about sex and romance to me - in an uncharacteristically neurotic way #and if we follow the line down I'm sure we'll end up back in the fucking building again (something about his parents) #Tom: The guy's practically a virgin! A two hundred year old virgin! #Chakotay: He has four kids Lieutenant. #Tom is the definition of 'whatever they've got going on' or 'a secret third thing' bc I believe in my soul that he is a homosexual #but also that he has way too much internalized homophobia and a weird skewed perception of himself to actually acknowledge that #like it's not even that he's 'hiding' that he's gay - he genuinely does not know.