#slide into my asks

[memoirsofasiren]

“Make it look pretty

But train it to kill.”

#me #mine #ask me stuff #dominicana #gif #im bored #send me asks #goodnight #memoirs #selfie gif #tattoed girls #slide into my asks #tumblr girls #entertain me #dont be shy #sweater weather

[notyourprincxssfairy]

Hi. Can I send you pm?

Sure ☺️

#slide into my dms #slide into my asks

[elliesfern]

hi all my new friends!!!

thank you for the follow, esp if you’ve come from ao3.

if i don’t follow you back please don’t be offended - this account is connected to an old one and when i follow people it goes through my old acc. it’s all very silly and dumb.

it’s 3am where i am rn but i’m keen to answer some asks, so feel free to pop anything you’d like in there! i might reblog some question prompts thingys just for fun too <3

stay safe honey bees

frankie <3

#ask me anything #slide into my asks #do it #asks #mwah

[stemroses]

Tell me something about your fav ship, or any ship.

A headcanon, a fav scene with them together. A fic you read/wrote/thought about. Anything. I wanna know.

Anon is on

#all ships and any fandom is on the table #slide into my asks #however there is only 1 character I will delete asks about. good luck finding out who it is #ask game #ig #proship

[uncharted-constellations]

I... Cannot stop

#spider-man #coffee bean gang #peter parker #mary jane watson #gwen stacy #harry osborn #flash thompson #mj watson #art #my art #comic #comics #marvel #you may ask ‘bro how and why are you cranking shit out so fast’ #the answer is the bees! #also theres something freeing about using a different brush than i do for my more traditional art thats just bery fun #i needed more harry and gwen in this one since i focused more on the others before #flash and peter still ended up with a double page feature anyways #pbs kids peter is canon just ask the sliding timescale #gwens little widows peak is very important to me #i know the bangs are the more well known style but i dont care! #peters hair also never going in the right direction is equally important #there will always be at least one chunk rebelling

[officialspec]

What if you draw your favorite oc ever eating a bag of offbrand skittles

#i love u silly girl (i am talking about a humanitarian criminal in her 50s) #ask #angels peak #ocs #skinny #francine west #gabriel de la rosa #my art #this isnt dm but i will let it slide. ill draw skinny for any reason

[tarochimochi]

Is this what the kids call winner wednesday

#winner looks different because this is art for a fanfic :33 i’m writing #i’m still working on it so don’t ask for it #also idgaf it’s thursday #bfdi #battle for dream island #tpot #the power of two #winner tpot #tpot winner #winner bfdi #bfdi winner #my art #osc #slide away au #neps.pawprints #bfdi gijinka #gijinka #bfb gijinka #bfb humanized #character design #art #loser bfdi #loser bfb

[r-aindr0p]

🙏

#twisted wonderland #rollo flamme #twst rollo #not really an actual background but hey still better than nothing #a kid came up to me as I was drawing this looked at the drawing and asked if I was a christian lmao #understandable question tbh #so I brought a projector and showed my already made 500 slides powerpoint abt rollo/J #tumblr kinda killed the quality of the art but oh well #slightly growing dissatisfied of it ahh... :)

[subskz]

not hybrid lino but lino who quite literally behaves like a cat? maybe hes laying between your legs, his back to your chest in this little cocoon of your warmth as youre pleasuring his nipples, he's squirming so much and if you suddenly stops he's rub his face all over you and headbutt 😞😞 soft lino

oh my god ㅠㅠ anon i need you to know that this has me in physical agony i love it so much

spoiled kitty in a cocoon of your warmth 💔 maybe even w your thighs resting over his so that every time he starts squirming around restlessly, you steady him w your legs and feel his thick thighs clenching and squeezing under yours. i firmly believe lino has super sensitive nipples and he loves having them touched based on how much he’s always grabbing his own chest hehe…you might be able to make him cum just from playing with them~ he’d 100% be pawing at the sheets w his cute little hands too, kneading at them back and forth like a kitty making bread <3 and when you twist or pull at his nipples a little too hard, he’d make the sweetest noises of protest in the back of his throat like a mewl

butting his head against u to get ur attention when you stop playing with him…this is gonna be the death of me ㅠㅠㅠ he doesn’t have to say a word for you to know what he wants, he just nudges his nose against you and rubs his cheek against yours until you give your pretty kitty the pampering he needs ♡

#ask #💌 lino #❤️‍🔥 #screaming crying throwing up bursting into hysterics sliding down the wall tearing my hair out #soft needy kitty lino and nippleplay u guys are out for blood today 😭

[memoirsofasiren]

🥑

#ask me stuff #mine #selfiesaturday #me #tattoed girls #memoirs #im bored #slide into my asks #dominicana #ask me things #send me anons

[notyourprincxssfairy]

*slides die your clothes make you sit on my lap your back facing my front and starts to stimulate you slowly slowly kissing your neck sucking your veins out while i pace my stimulation on your pussy slowly than faster than slow keeping you on edge but not letting you cum as i whisper praise in your ears in low voice keeping your mind awake and eyes closed from pleasure. But you're too close from it i keep going faster now rubbing you off till you shoot and relax in my lap your face lying back on my shoulder i gently squeeze your boobs and let you sleep on my lap like that*

-J

Mr. J I hope you have a seat for me every night on your lap if I get to sleep like that 🥺

#slide into my asks #tell me your fantasies #txt #notyourprincxssfairy

[heynhay]

LANCE PEELING OFF KEITH’S GLOVES????? SOMETHING ODDLY INTIMATE 🙈

anon. we are on the same page.

#because this isnt just up my alley they named the alley after me #mundane yet weirdly intimate expressions of affection. #klance #voltron #vld #art #my art #ask #a little preturbed by your use of word 'peel' here anon but ill let it slide its a good prompt #my fav so far thats why i saved it for last teehee #also ive deduced that the use of the monkey covering eyes emoji makes you trustworthy #whoever this is pls come forward to my inbox with more prompts you clearly have good taste

[corrodedcoughin]

I feel like Eddie is the type of guy to always have a slide whistle in his pocket and uses it to make incidental sound effects for the conversations that happen around him.

Nobody knows where he gets them all from and they don’t ask incase he takes one out and starts playing with it.

Wayne is so happy every time he loses one of the whistles. He absolutely never tells Eddie when he finds one of the numerous whistles that have rolled under the couch. He has an agreement with Steve to dispose of them secretly and securely.

Except one night when Steve’s driving around town with Eddie, he opens the glove box and there’s a bag full of whistles (seriously nobody knows where he’s getting them from. And in bulk?)

And Eddie is all ‘HEY!’ Which immediately makes Steve tense up in preparation for an argument with his easily antagonised boyfriend about the possible theft of offending musicals instruments.

But then Eddie continues with ‘more whistles! I didn’t take you for a fan dude!!’

And promptly shoves one up each of his nostrils and one in his mouth and tries to play them all at once while demanding Steve watch instead of watching the road.

Steves going to have to think of a new hiding spot.

#corroded coffin DOES have a slide whistle only song #they ALL get whistle solos #Wayne HAS had to deal with hours of slide whistle practice becuase eddie has told him ‘Wayne I NEED to be a master of my craft’ #’I mean it’s like telling Beethoven to stop playing’ #Wayne doesn’t think it’s like that at all #pre-agreement #Steve comes in to the trailer one afternoon and has to physically shake wayne to get his attention to ask what the hell the shrieking is #Wayne just hands a pair of ear plugs to Steve and points to the couch #the trials and tribulations of dating eddie munson #WEEE guess who originally was only going to post the first paragraph and put everything else in the tags #stranger things #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #I’ve got crumbs friebds I’m so sorry

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

1: Magic is a Metaphor > 2: Morgana is a Lesbian > 3: Merlin is Gay > 4: Arthur is Bi

Obviously, magic is a metaphor for being gay. It is something that you're born with, that you can't change, but that you have to hide because the society around you won't accept you. Both Merlin and Morgana are always saying that they've been made to feel like a monster, an outsider, and they just want to be accepted for who they really are. And it's no coincidence that they are the most queer coded characters in the whole show.

But building off of that subtext, I think that you can read the different way that Merlin and Morgana go about trying to achieve equal rights as being an allegory for queer identity politics, where Merlin embodies this homonationalist assimilation strategy. He believes that if he stays closeted and conforms to the status quo, then eventually he will prove that sorcerers are good, moral, normal people and therefore worthy of rights. But over time, he internalises all of this shame and self-hatred and becomes increasingly obsessed with Arthur and dependent on his validation until he becomes complicit in his own oppression.

Meanwhile, Morgana represents a radical rebellion ideology. Even though she comes from a place of privilege, she quickly realises that she can't achieve meaningful change through constitutional methods and therefore resorts to violent protest. But her downfall is that she's more motivated by personal vengeance than a genuine desire for equality. So she creates a lot of infighting within the community by shunning anyone whose ideas aren't as extreme as her own, and she inadvertently confirms all of the negative stereotypes about 'angry witches' that she has been trying to fight against.

Obviously I don't think that all of this political commentary is intentional, but the basic idea of magic being gay is definitely intentional. As evidenced by this quote from the executive producer of the show, where he says very sarcastically, "some people say that (magic) is a metaphor for his sexuality, but that's just read in by them, isn't it? On no level is magic metaphorical in this show." And then Katie McGrath says, "it's funny because I don't actually think you're being sincere." And then she says directly to the audience, "Julian is lying right now."

#this is in response to @tundratoad asking to see my merlin presentation. this was actually the first thing I posted on this blog but the #slides don't mean much by themselves so I've added the accompanying commentary. which is all basically verbatim voice to text of a #tiktok I made about this presentation last year. I realise this is incredibly long in text form but I can't really be bothered editing it #and yes I could just post the actual tiktok video but it is cringe and I don't want my face on here. need that plausible deniability #so just take this for what it is i guess #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin meta #morgana pendragon #merthur #morgwen #the magic of metaphor

[subsequentibis]

funniest tmbg song to me. three and a half minutes of utter terror about this thing

#ignore me #they might be giants #[wayne voice] IT'S BUGS! IT'S BUGS!!! IT'S MOTHS!!!!!!! #i have followup questions about manhouse. whenever he has a minute for followup questions. #honestly i'll let catbug slide i think that's the guy from that one cartoon #but manhouse? hey mr john linnell sir? manhouse? can i just real quick ask? about manhouse? #'neither one is equal to the challe ge of the freak we'll' is a goooooood fucking line. good rhyme. slides off the tongue like butter. #is that a good metaphor? who knows. it's past my bedtime. nighty night!

[ju-panic]

God I'm craving pussy so hard rn, I NEED you to sit on my face. I need to taste you and shove my tongue inside you and feel your thighs clamp around the side of my head. I need to grip your hips and feel you writhe against my face in pleasure as I pull delicious moans and whimpers out of you with my tongue.

#ask #someone should slide into my dms and take care of me #im so wet #its all your fault guys