This is what the books felt like.
A happy married couple and their weird dog/child/thing?
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ngl the funniest part of fellowship of the ring is when sam tells frodo abt how he thinks gollum is following them and then they agree to not tell aragorn until the next day to ensure they don’t worry him. sam and frodo believe that aragorn, a literal ranger, didn’t realize that smeagol was following the company. they were the first ones to realize they were being followed by the little gremlin. like guys ik you think you’re smart, but aragorn is known for his tracking skills 💀 ur not special
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[Galadriel narrating]
"The Ring extends life. The Ring expands consciousness. The Ring is vital to space travel."
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*Stoor man that choked his hobbit brother over a ring then became a recluse for 500 years makes comeback to haunt teen Hobbit
The Smeagol genealogy is strong in the reblogs, so I'll specify (edit) his original home even tho it doesn't read as similarly to Florida man headlines (boo, you wenches 😂)
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