#so hypothetically.

[ukulelegodparent]

If you know me irl, please move along there is nothing to see here, this post does not exist.

#For real. shush. I don't want you to see this. This information is of no interest to you #go away there's nothing here. shush shush. be on your merry way #so hypothetically. #if you and your flatmate had gotten along better and better over the months they've lived in your flat #and spent more and more time together and had talked constantly and eventually spent almost every night watching a show together #and you caught feelings and confessed them to her and you spent all of one night and one morning in blissful happiness and then they said #that they couldn't do this for a variety of reasons all of which where perfectly fair #so after a few days of back and forth you decide to be just friends and things continue as normal #and then it's christmas and you don't see each other but it's fine I mean it's all gonna be normal again after (you cry every night) #and then you come back and they're kneedeep in depression so it's not back to normal but it's fine #and like you still spend time together etc and then you get very depressed and they help you and talk to you #and then they feel bad again and you start to be bad too but you were still talking #but suddenly like every time you talk they are just either mean or completely disinterested in anything you have to say #but for some reason they are perfectly able to have normal conversations with everyone else in the whole fucking world #and you try to talk to them about it but it doesn't change anything and honestly you've given up talking to them #because every time you talk to them it feels like they don't want you to be there having this conversation with you #and when you're alone you manage to convince yourself that it's just the social anxiety talking but then you go into the kitchen to eat #and they are there making food and you ask them what they're doing tonight and it's like your last straw #and their answers are like not even mean just super short and for two weeks you've just been hoping that maybe they'd just once #come back from uni and fucking ask you how your day was #and like you ate in the kitchen hoping maybe just maybe they'd start just fucking talk to you. just ask you anything. #and you almost cried like 3 times and then you went to your room to cry for real #and now you're considering disinviting them from your birthday party bc honestly being around them having a good time with #seemingly anyone but you is making you depressed as fuck and your anxiety go crazy #theoreticallly. if that were the case. what would you do? #(yes I know the adult thing would be to talk to them) #like they're probably just busy and stressed bc of exams but then why can they have a good time with every other person in the world #this has been the most important person in your life and the person to whom you talk to about absolutely everything for months now btw

[sanjisblackasswife]

Toji’s Body Irl:

Bonus, this is Toji’s body in his late 40s/early 50s😚:

#TimikosToji #Toji having a quote on quote dad bod after the years go by but still so athletic is canon to me #hypothetically if he remarried into a healthy marriage and his wife made him sane again he definitely gained happy weight #toji #toji fushiguro #jjk toji #toji headcanons #toji zenin #jujutsu toji #jujutsu kaisen toji #dilf toji #jjk #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen

[devicecontact]

Did a little meme redraw thing. Og under the cut

#ultrakill #my art #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #I thought it would be funny to take a meme thing into a more serious setting #yea it’s like a hypothetical 9-2 here #have not drawn in a very long time so I’m happy that I’m happy with how this came out :) good to be happy with your work even if it’s silly #gabv1el

[elitadream]

As soon as I began receiving asks about Junior regarding my body swap concept a few days ago, I knew I wanted to add him in a short sequence. 💙

I've considered many different scenes in which he would be included, but there was one in particular that kept coming back to my mind, and it was the exact moment he would agree to safely lead Luigi to "Bowser" (aka Mario). In this specific scenario, he would be mostly oblivious to what's going on, and would thus show palpable mistrust towards Luigi at first, who he doesn't really know and hasn't yet opened up to. But upon seeing how distraught the poor man is, Junior would feel for him and let his guard down. 🤲

#I've hesitated SO MUCH on which scene to pick for this one omg #There was the whole other hypothetical tangent in which Jr would meet with Bowser!Mario first and realize the truth sooner #Which Keakruiser did admirably well!! 👏 #Btw please go check out the oneshots they made and which I've shared on my page - I really love their version too 🥺✨ #Everyone who has written something about my AU: y'all are AMAZING ❤️ #The different interpretations are great honestly :3 #And for this one I kept wanting to portray how much Luigi has been affected emotionally by the ordeal so far ;_; #so much so that even Junior would be swayed by it #The kid has a softer heart than his dad 💖 #Mario #Luigi #Junior #Bowser Jr #body swap #personal concept #drama #mild angst #hurt/comfort #unexpected support #Super Mario Bros #fanart

[hollowbeads]

Waldress

(Pinterest inspo under the cut)

#Hypothetically his wedding dress but I wont be tagging mark or wallmark #art #digital art #my art #wallter regretevator #regretevator wallter #wallter #god I love wallter #mark you fumbled so bad #if you saw this 3 days ago no you didn't #I was having a moment #regretevator #regretevator fanart

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

just a little something for the darling @yournowheregirl to wake up to! it sounds kinda dumb and insignificant, but i always appreciate your tags in the fun tag games that come across your dash and for always being one of the first that ask something from those ‘ask me’ posts i reblog! it makes me feel appreciated and i am super grateful every time 🥰🫶🥹

There was meant to be two beds.

Steve specifically got a double king room for the goblins, and another room with two queens for him and Eddie.

So of course as soon as they got into Milwaukee the night before the D&D themed nerd fest, the (actually very nice) woman at the front desk says: “We had to swap around the rooms, but the two will still sleep all you boys, don’t worry!”

Whatever. That’s fine, right? They’ll all have a spot to sleep the next two nights they’re here for the kids’ (and Eddie’s) dragon game convention.

He gets back to their rented minivan and passes the key cards to Eddie in the passenger seat.

The van was just the first point of contention between him and the kids’ beloved Dragon Meister, followed closely by…everything else.

The first thing Eddie said when Steve showed up in the rented van was “King Steve is coming along on our journey?”, to which Steve could only respond with “This ‘super cool’ guy you assholes have been going on about this whole time is Eddie “The Freak” Munson? Really?”

Following closely behind are: the tapes and tapes of loud garbled ‘music’ Eddie insists on playing, his absolutely tragic way of unwrapping Steve’s burgers for him when they stop for lunch, the wariness Steve has in the first place about this being the guy Dustin wouldn’t stop talking so highly about…this nerdy, obnoxious, third-time senior…great.

“204 is the Hellions’ room, 207 is us.”

Eddie bends an arm backwards into the feral beast enclosure the second two rows have become over the last six hours and Steve’s surprised he still has his hand when it returns to the front.

Steve gets the van parked in the hotel’s garage, and they head up to their rooms.

“Alright, assholes,” he says to the somehow still rambunctious masses, “This is you guys, Make sure you’re up by eight so we—“

“Yeah Steve, we got it,” Dustin scoffs, “As if we’d risk being late to this.”

Steve rolls his eyes with a “Fine, goodnight.” and shuffles the few steps across the hall to his and Eddie’s door, leaving the troops to file into theirs.

The only thought in his head is of laying down and getting the fuck to sleep. It wasn’t even that late but—

“Oh you’ve got to be shitting me.”

So that’s what brings them here. To their one barely queen sized bed.

“I guess I’m on the floor then, huh?”

“I’m not about to let you sleep on the floor.”

“Oh, the King has chivalry does he?” Eddie rolls his eyes and throws his duffle onto the armchair in the corner.

“As much as you, asshole; I just want you to have the energy to corral the gremlins tomorrow.” Steve scrubs a hand down his face. “Look, we’ll just deal with it tonight and I’ll get another room tomorrow.” he lies. As if he’s got the cash for that.

Eddie looks him over, and seems to come to whatever conclusion he needs to because he says “Fine, but you better not be a blanket hog.”

Eddie’s the worst blanket hog Steve’s ever had the displeasure of knowing.

He thought Robin was bad, but this is something else.

Eddie’s fully a burrito within an hour of laying down. After a hearty, but silent, game of tug of war over the worn duvet.

Steve falls asleep angry and cold, and wakes up on a cloud.

He’s so warm and so entangled in the comforter, he can’t help but snuggle deeper into the pillow he’s clutched onto.

The pillow hums back at him and scoots itself under his chin with a sigh.

Steve squeezes tighter onto the pillow momentarily, but his curiosity of why his pillow’s making noise gets the better of him.

He cracks his eyes open, looking down at the thing in his arms.

It shifts as well, and Eddie Munson blinks up at him with those (holy shit…beautiful, deep, dark) doe eyes of his.

“Hi.” Steve breathes.

Eddie’s eyes flutter shut, and shuffles himself back into Steve’s neck.

Steve chooses to blame the still sleepy bit of him for curving himself back around Eddie.

“How’d you sleep?” Steve whispers into the now-bared hairline under the other man’s bangs.

“Fucking amazing…” Eddie mumbles, snaking an arm over Steve’s waist and settling a hand in the middle of his back. “How ‘bout you, Stevie?”

“Stevie, huh?” Steve chuckles.

It’s only then that Eddie seems to come to his senses, his head shooting up before he scrambles away, falling straight onto his back between the opposite side of the bed and the wall with an “Oof!” and a “Fuck!”

“Oh shit!” Steve shuffles off the bed and helps Eddie back up, ”You alright, Eds?”

“Yeah..yeah, I’m fine..” Steve gets Eddie back on his own two feet and (reluctantly) lets him go once he’s stable.

‘Reluctantly? Why reluctantly? What the hell??’

“Sorry I was all over you, not the greatest thing to wake up to, huh?” Eddie says, huffing a sardonic laugh under his breath.

Steve hums nonchalantly, “It wasn’t all bad, I slept pretty fucking amazing too.”

Eddie hums an acknowledgment, then: “I wouldn’t—“ Eddie starts at the same time Steve says “I should—“

“You go ahead,”

Eddie’s hands come up between them, spinning the rings on his fingers nervously. “I was going to say that…I.. Iwouldn’tmindifyoustayedtonight..too.”

Steve blinks. “Good thing I was going to say that I really should save my money.”

Eddie’s smile is slightly nervous, but there’s a hopeful tinge to it that Steve can only assume means what he thinks it does (hopes it does).

“Leaves me with more to spend on the Gremlins, right?” he shrugs.

Eddie beams. “Glad to know we’re on the same page, Harrington.”

also, if you haven’t heard it recently: Alice, YOU’RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE 🤩

#and there was only one bed #oh nooo what ever shall they doooo #be pleasantly surprised by the company of the other in that bed 😏 #that’s what #also ps i looked it up so it’s accurate #gencon is the dnd convention and between 1985 and 2003 it was held in milwaukee #about 4 hours from indianapolis #so +2 hours for hypothetical additional time from hawkins #in my head this is a trip just before school starts in 1985 since gen con was aug 22-25 that year #dw about the logistics of the party’s parents letting them go lmao #maybe the party meet eddie at a the local game store and somehow convince steve and their parents to let them go before the year starts #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #st #st ficlet #steddie ficlet #noelle writes

[fizpup]

valentine, you're a horse ❤️

#my little pony #mlp g3 #wish-I-may #wish-I-might #ok so. I'm gonna ramble for a sec #normally when I post on valentine's day I complain in the tags about being single. but I won't this year! #I've recently realized I'm definitely somewhere on the aromantic spectrum. and that I'm perfectly content without a partner #in the past I've described myself as 'emotionally unavailable' or having 'commitment issues' but neither of those things were ever true #I'm a very loving and loyal person! #I've always been extremely affectionate with friends and family but unable to have the same level of love for potential partners #unsure if I'm just demisexual/demiromantic or actually aroace but I'm definitely not the default settings type of gay lol #I'm a big fan of romance and sex in fiction! but irl? 😅😬 idk about that fam! idk! #hypothetically I would like to have a gf one day and maybe fall in love but now I understand why that may not happen #or atleast is gonna take a while. and that's fine :) #tldr; if your top song on spotify last year was Cupid by Fifty Fifty it's time to do some soul searching lol #happy valentine's day!! 💕

[bacchuschucklefuck]

slowly chipping away at a full set of PC illus for ASO because I need something nice to put on the label of these definitely legally acquired DVDs I've got lyin around in my room anyways I got two done so far. marge and sidney

#dimension 20 #a starstruck odyssey #margaret encino #sundry sidney #this hypothetical and definitely not real dvd boxset is gonna require a hefty amount of assets... but I do wanna uh. make them for fun #I like making fake labels and stuff like that! I do mockups of in-universe brand packagings for fun sometimes! definitely! #anyways. Im onto skip next I love that little guy so much. sigh I should rewatch ASO <- just finished a rewatch a week ago

[fluffyartbl0g]

HERE IS MY INCREDIBLY SELF INDULGENT CRACK TIMETRAVEL AU!!!!! This is heavily inspired by geokat’s fic Take The World By Storm.

For reasons,,, the gang has to get to raftel AS FAST AS POSSIBLE

LET THE SPEEDRUN COMMENCE!!!!

Speedrun/Time Travel AU masterlist

#speedrun au #one piece #monkey d. luffy #op makino #op fanart #time travel au #this is sooooo self indulgent it’s crazy #you see luffy is rlly optimizin this run by employing the ‘sea king’ hack #my hc is that haki is a training of the soul! so even if one were to hypothetically travel back in time #they would still retain the haki prowess they had previously :] #gonna have to work hard 2 get those muscles back tho #i just want my guys to be stupidly op :((( #is that so much 2 ask for

[juniemunie]

And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light.

#junie art post #deltarune #kris deltarune #kris dreemur #wd gaster #wingdings gaster #LISTEN. i read an entire theory document about gaster being the devil and its so damn cool #this entire dialogue is from FAITH btw #i just thought how fitting it was for this hypothetical situation #implied dess holiday #IM GONNA SEGUE THIS TO SANSNOMALY DONT YOU WORRY

[ominouspuff]

I love rebel fox's ridiculously big sleeves

So glad you do — I dearly love them too. So many opportunities for flourishing and swishing from a man you would expect to do exactly neither and never

Also. You have given me the opportunity to EXPOUND and I’m taking it

The sleeve is not only aesthetic, but so EXTRA

CW mutilation: Fox’s right hand index-finger: “Ahsoka’s Gift” - In the arc where Fives (appears) to get shot by Fox, enraged by this and by her treatment by the Coruscant guard during her trial arc, Ahsoka takes revenge on the offending digit that shot the gun. With her teeth, btw — it gets a bit wild. Side-note: It factors in for the other clones that Fox is not right-handed, but that’s the hand he uses to shoot Fives. Then again, most clones are trained/raised/adjusted to be ambidextrous, so — it’s just odd all around, from the outside.

GAR armor: In keeping with the AU title and inspiration (Repurposing GAR armor towards the end of pulverizing wrinkly Sith — A guide by CC-1010, ecstatically-ex-marshal commander of Coruscant), Fox has kept his GAR shoulder-guards, a cutout of his chestplate, and knee-guards (plus one shin-guard), though the paint on them has been adjusted or worn.

Oversized sleeve: Beneath the batwing sleeve and dramatic flair, Fox is hiding whatever the rebellion uses instead of the Mandalorian Whistling Birds, in addition to an elbow-mini-blaster that fires a max of four shots, and extra ammo. (Also the sleeve is removable — think detachable bridal train)

CW self-destruction: On the reverse side of his chest-plate piece, Fox has an explosive device with multiple ways to rig it to explode. While it is detachable and likely could be used to explode OTHER things, the primary intent is a last resort gesture of defiance should he run out of other options.

Fox also has a replaced tooth (which he makes use of, but no spoilers here) and a metal plate protecting the surgery point for when his chip was removed. Since Fox is Fox, he prioritized speed over care at the time, so it is permanent vulnerability due to how his skull was treated and recovered afterward.

Do you see the knifes on his thigh they are small but they are important

#fan art #artists on tumblr #star wars fanart #star wars: the clone wars #fix it au #commander fox #rebel!fox #I have quite a few hcs for this design #but also it’ll be delicious when there’s negotiations between the rebels and the Republic and Cody (who is present as the ONLY Marsh. Comm) #Is the only one who knows what’s under that stupid cape-sleeve thing bc Cody would absolutely do the same thing #Cody: *slaps Fox’s shoulder giving Obi-Wan a look right in the middle of a negotiation meeting between the rebels/GAR/Republic* #Cody: This shabuir can hold so much karkin weaponry #Cw: mutilation (minor) #Cw: Self-destruction (hypothetical) #this is so indulgent but please indulge with me #the GAR symbol over his heart and that being the piece that has the self-destruct device is the only brand of symbolism Fox can do #Repurposing GAR Armor AU #OmPu Ask Hours

[philippslahm]

everyone’s like “see ukraine won because of pity” … as if that was a problem. like the songs a banger but even if other countries felt bad for them and voted so???? your point being? the countries being destroyed and ppl die because of the war CANT they have at least a little happiness?? what’s so bad about that??? there is literally no other country that deserved that win more

#eurovision song contest #eurovision #esc 2022 #eurovision song contest 2022 #ukraine #uh to clarify I mean hypothetically if ppl voted out of pity there would be no problem with it #saw ppl reblogging this coming for me #HELLO CANT YALL READ I PERSONALLY THINK THE SONG IS A BANGER AND THATS WHY THEY WON #i also think it shows europes solidarity for ukraine #so pls don’t insult me in the tags #it’s also just a song contest #there are more important matters #support ukraine #!!! #i personally don’t think it’s was a sympathy vote #I think it was solidarity and a fuck you to russia #but that’s just me #also my native language isn’t english so sorry if my wording is weird

[ozymandien]

later, ouyang thought esen wouldn't even had noticed: the moment his stillness of anticipation flicked into the stillness of shame, as quickly as capping a candle. his blood ran cold; his body burned. it was the feeling of a blade slid gently into his heart.

#[transmigrates into this book to prevent esen from opening his mouth] #if he had kissed him here ..... #anyway this scene lives in my mind rent FREE #it all started with me wanting to draw ouyang with his hair down like a sad wet cat. then i thought ha what if he had sheer silk inner robe #AND THEN i thought what if esen's hand ended up in his mouth. like just hypothetically . #i must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul so i did just that #i'm so soo soso normal about ouyang's pretty face as you can tell #general ouyang #esen temur #('s hand) #the radiant emperor #she who became the sun #he who drowned the world #shelley parker chan #fanart #digital art #myart

[mcchi-ken]

uhm i guess this ship is sinking (get it) so i better get all of the fanart out the way huh. call it blackbonnet pt.2 christmas clearance. please pleeeeease let this post not be flagged.

also bonus: something i think about constantly

it was an honor to be on this ship. will never forget the naked ass ed i drew that got 4000 notes. thank you

#our flag means death #ofmd #edward teach #ed teach #stede bonnet #ed x stede #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #my art #this is not an opinion post but i will just say: if the hypothetical s3 will be the same as s2 it can stay dead for me #so hope to be wrong and be amazed by a miraculous saving and shooting and release

[aledethanlast]

Neil, on a talk show: ...and that's how Andrew and I spent my birthday in the ER. Again.

Interviewer, joking: wow, dude, why don't you just marry the guy already?

Neil: [Looking to Andrew] I don't know, what's in it for me?

Andrew: Rich male seeking tax break. You?

Neil: Rich male seeking long distance relationship. Residence?

Andrew: Columbia

Neil: New York

Andrew: Denver, secondary in Columbia

Neil: done. Kids?

Andrew: none

Neil: one

Andrew: two cats and a kevin

Kevin: hey?

Neil: agreed, on condition of revisit after five years

Andrew: done. I call pet care, groceries, car maintenance.

Neil: clean, do laundry, deal with Kevin

Kevin: I am right here

Andrew: I can deal with Kevin fine. Cooking?

Neil: taxes. I'm not going in the kitchen.

Andrew: not unless you want another midnight snack, huh?

Neil: if you have a problem with my sleeping habits say so

Andrew: I have a problem with your sleeping habits

Neil: how would you even know, you're always in Columbia

Andrew: maybe those two things are connected

Neil: maybe we should take a break

Andrew: maybe we should call it quits

Neil: I'm taking the car

Andrew: I'm taking the house

Neil: I'm taking Kevin

Kevin: The hell you are. I came with the cats, I go with the cats

Neil, back to the interviewer: well, can't say we didn't try

Interviewer: [laughing his ass off]

#aftg #tfc #yeah this is shamelessly that bit from Newsroom #but i think it would fit them so well #not because theyre serious about it but because their sense of humor is built around bullshitting hypotheticals

[aromantic-diaries]

My favorite argument against literally anything like "it's not natural" or something along those lines is simply I Don't Care

#aro #aromantic #arospec #ace #asexual #acespec #lgbtq+ #lgbtq #queer #< additional tags bc while i'm talking about being aro and ace this pretty much goes for literally every queer identity under the sun #not even joking. let's say hypothetically being trans is unnatural and wrong. i actually don't care i think it's awesome #i don't consider myself the rebellious type but i also go against several societal norms just by existing so fuck it. anarchy it is then #i cannot stress this enough. i don't care if it's wRoNg. i can live with that. you can't even imagine how willing i am to live with that