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ranboounlabeled · 3 years

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Incorrect Quotes

So I had the bright idea one day to make incorrect quotes based on a DnD campaign and the players. Why not post them here? If any of them find this and request this to be deleted, I won’t mind. Blu - DM, any other character you don’t see listed here Tuck - Alzora Autumn/Me - Aria Maria - Yeet Bard - Tad Whipple - Niyana ~ Aria at 3AM: Alzora wake up Alzora, annoyed: What is it? Aria: If butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans/mobians in their stomach? Alzora: The rest of Team Supernova: Niyana: aria what the fuck Yeet: No no, wait. She has a point. Yeet: What if they’re mobian butterflies? Snipe: What if they just feel really tiny butterflies in their stomachs? Niyana: That’s morbid. ~ Aria: is pink panther a lion Alzora: say that again but slower Aria: i don't get it? Alzora: he's the pink PANTHER Aria: okay? but is he a lion? Alzora: Aria. he's a panther Aria: is that a kind of lion??? Alzora: no it's a fucking panther Aria: I just googled it. Are they not pink? Alzora: AND LIONS ARE??? ~ Yeet: *gets shot* Shit. Alzora: Language! ~ Niyana: Is 4 alot? Aria/Alzora: Depends on the context. Aria/Alzora: Money? No. Aria/Alzora: Murders? Yes. ~ Yeet: Just a reminder that I'm non-binary so if you've got a crush on me, u gay bro ~

Alzora: if one of you says that stupid thing again I will not hesitate to give you frost bite Aria: aw that's so sad alexa play despacito Alzora: starting with you Alt idea from our DM (context, Alzora is an ice dragon and I compare her to Elsa alot): Aria: thats so sad, alexa play Let it Go. Alzora: you will die in 3 days ~ Niyana: THE FLOOR IS LAVA Yeet: *helps Snipe onto a chair* Alzora: *throws Aria off the table* revenge Niyana: There are two types of people ~ Alzora: If anyone says ‘mood’ ‘same’ or 'me’ in response to something I say ever again, I will throw you out the nearest window Yeet: Mood Aria: Same Niyana: Me Alzora calling tad: hello? Tad can you come here quickly? Tad: why what happened? Alzora: well lets just say there’s a gun in my hand, 3 dead bodies on the floor, blood on the walls floor and ceiling, and police on the way Tad: Tad: what Tad: The police are going to be there? Yeah, you're on your own ~ Aria: Mobius is a hot, molten core with a solid crust. Therefore, its a ravioli Alzora: Please stop Yeet, taking notes: No no let her finish ~ Aria: Comparing me and Alzora is like comparing apples to oranges. Aria: I mean, I like apples, and I really don't like oranges. Aria: Oranges are annoying. ~ nesta: fuck your cake! aria:

~ Niyana: I’ve been working on my evil laugh! ‘Cause everybody’s got an evil laugh, you know, like... Ha ha ha ha HA! Like that. Alzora: Okay, here’s the thing. You’re not ready... for the evil laugh, okay, you can do a chuckle? Like a mildly upset chuckle? After MY evil laugh. ~ Snipe: You're smiling. Did something good happen? Aria: Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Niyana: Alzora tripped and fell down the stairs. ~ Yeet: So, why is Aria mad at you? Alzora: They sneezed and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you". Yeet: Alzora: Yeet: How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"?! ~ Alzora: Anyone who says 'uwu' or 'owo' again is being arrested for crimes against humanity! Aria: Cwimes against huwumanity. Alzora: I'm going to break your fingers. ~ Yeet, while crying: LOVE IS DEAD AND NEVER EXISTED! ALL YOU DID WAS BETRAY ME AS I LAY SICK AND FESTERING! YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF DREAD! Snipe: Are you ok??? Yeet, crying even more: NIYANA STOLE MY FUCKIGN WEAPONS! [This breakdown is immediately followed by Yeet trying to beat the shit out of a 15 year-old] ~ Alzora: Good Morning! Aria: Good Morning everyone Snipe: Good Morning. [ half of everyone else says their good mornings] Yeet: My god you all sound like robots! “good morning” this “good morning” that. Yeet: Spice it up!!! Niyana: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS ~ Alzora: *falls* Alzora: Alzora: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies. ~ Aria: Tall people are the enemy! Alzora: I'm sorry, I can't hear you from up here. Aria: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't even know it! ~ Niyana: But rules were made to be broken! Tad: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Nesta: Uh, pinatas. Alzora: Glow sticks. Yeet: Karate boards. Aria: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Niyana: And rules! Snipe: Don’t forget bones. Yeet: Ye-Wait no- ~ Aria: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts. Alzora, used to Aria: Sure they are, Aria. Aria: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Alzora: Okay. Aria: Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake. Alzora: … Aria, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions. Alzora, crying: Aria, please stop. Yeet, fascinated: No, continue. ~ Yeet: Hey, Snipe, what are you doing here? Snipe: This is where I come to cry. Yeet: What. Snipe: I said this is where I come to be a cool guy. ~ [loud crashing comes from Team Supernova's room, Tad runs in to find the room completely trashed] Tad: What happened in here!? [The rest of the Team are on an elevated surface] Aria, on top of the bookshelf, shaking: We saw a spider... ~ Yeet: Isn’t it amazing what friends learn from each other? Aria: I learn a lot from Phin because he makes so many mistakes. ~ Aria: AVJDJAHDHSHS Tad: what is that? Aria: a keyboard smash Tad: how do I do it? Aria: just press anything Tad: 7 ~ Alzora: Bitch. Aria: Blocked. Alzora: Wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something. Aria: Unblocked. Alzora: Bitch. ~ Alzora: Don’t say a word. Aria: Aria: Fergalicious. Alzora: I said no words. Aria: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you. ~ Aria: Olli? Why are you outside? It's pouring! Olli, drenched: The aesthetic, Miss Aria. Aria: Olli, please. Olli: ThE aEsThEtIc, MiSs ArIa! ~ Niyana: There’s no “i” in happyness. Aria: There is if you fuckin’ spell it right. ~ Niyana: Do you care if I take the skin off the Furby? Niyana: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us. Niyana: Also I want to softhack his circuits. Yeet: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that sentence ever again. Tad, not looking up from his sketch book: I could design some long furby designs if you need me to. ~ Stella: I have a mafia! Yeet: We have a Niyana. ~ Yeet: Bro. Snipe: What bro? Yeet: Tell the whole world we’re bros. Snipe: *whispers* We’re bros. Yeet: Why’d you whisper bro? Snipe: Because you’re my whole world bro. Yeet: B R O. ~ Yeet: Your house is burning down! You can only save one thing. What do you save? Aria: My house?? ~ Aria: Yeet, do you ever want to talk about your emotions? Yeet: No. Alzora: I do. Aria: I know, Alzora. Alzora: I’m sad. Aria: I know, Alzora. ~ Stella: *looking around in closet* What should I change into? Snipe: A better person. ~ Whatever characters Yeet writes into fanfiction: *hugging and vibing* Yeet: Who would ever want to harm such a loving relationship? Yeet, brandishing a pen: I WOOOOULD! ~ Yeet: Chillax~ Alzora: That’s not a word. Yeet: Sometimes the ones who deny “chillax” are the ones who need to chillax the most. ~ Aria: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now. Niyana: 13 year old me wouldn't think I'd get this far. Yeet: I would fight a 13 year old me. ~ Snipe: Yeet came into my room in the middle of the night, I pretended to be asleep, and they stroked my hair for a minute then left. Are they planning to kill me??? Aria: No they just care about you, idiot. ~ Yeet: Well, I guess you could say I’ve fallen for you. Snipe: You just fell down seven flights of stairs, how are you even alive? ~ Yeet: I wish I could block people in real life. Alzora: A restraining order. Niyana: Murder. ~ Alzora: What the frick is wrong with you? Snipe: Please be more specific and resubmit with the proper paperwork. ~ [on a city bus] Stranger: Are you traveling for business or pleasure? Alzora, in full armor: Combat. ~ Aria: Who ate my fries? Yeet? Yeet: I don’t like fries. Aria: Snipe? Snipe: I don’t need food. Aria: Niyana? Niyana: …It was Alzora. Alzora: Yeah it was. Aria: wh ~ Alzora: They are completely literal people. Metaphors go over their heads. Yeet: Nothing goes over my head... my reflexes are too fast! I would catch it. ~ Yeet: Live by the ass, die by the ass. Tad: S t o p ~ Niyana: Is there a word that is a mix between sad and mad? Tad: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate. Yeet: Smad. ~ Tad: If someone is trying to rob a civilian, what is the correct course of action? Yeet: T-pose to assert dominance Tad: No. Niyana: Say "Thank you Chaos, for this meal I'm about to have" and then- Tad, interrupting: even worse Yeet, taking notes: Wait, let her finish ~ Aria: Hey Alzora, do you think Snipe feels regret? Because i just saw him choke down one of Tad’s pancakes in half a second. Alzora: Snipe has only one emotion and that’s hubris. ~ Yeet: *peeling a banana* May I take your jacket lol Snipe: Do you think other people can't hear you? ~ Aria: You have to pick your battles, Alzora. Alzora: I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them. ~ Nesta, T-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure. Tad, not looking up from his coffee: Hello, problem child. ~ Yeet, throwing his head in Snipe’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty. Snipe, lovingly stroking their hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are. ~ Yeet, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice. Niyana: Ha! That means you can't yell at me anymore! [later that day] Niyana: Turns out, Yeet is scarier when they’re quiet. ~ Snipe: WE'RE SINKING IN DEEP WATER. Yeet: Don't worry. I learned this from a survival TV show. Yeet: OH TOOOOODLES-- ~ Niyana: Who else uses can openers to drink soft drinks? Yeet: This is extremely unhinged I must try it immediately. ~ Snipe: Boil up some mountain dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Aria: You could have said anything else. Yeet: fire burn and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble. ~ Aria: What do you want for dinner? Niyana: How about Sonic? Aria: *whispers* He's so fast how would we catch him-

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metalandmagi · 5 years

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March Media Madness!

Hello and welcome to the post where I talk about all the movies, books, and TV I consumed this month in my seemingly never ending quest to shout my feelings into the void. And oh boy all the winter anime is ending so I feel dead inside.

*puts on sunglasses* Let’s do this.

Movies!

Bohemian Rhapsody: The one about Queen Freddie Mercury. And it’s pretty good. It’s a little weird seeing a biopic of a band with literally no struggles getting into the industry, and I wouldn’t say it does wonders for the negative stereotypes about bisexuals...but who cares because if you’re watching this movie, it’s because you just want to sing along to some Queen songs and see some big hair! 8/10

How to Train Your Dragon- The Hidden World: The third and final installment in the How to Train Your Dragon trilogy, in which Dreamworks pulls a Butterfree on us, but at least we get a happy ending. This franchise holds a special place in my heart for so many reasons, and I’m glad that this one stuck the landing. Each movie has its own specific feeling and message, and they all advance the story in unique ways. Apart from being beautifully animated and hilarious, it also packs the big emotional punch we all were expecting and ends on a satisfying note overall. But it’s still not perfect. The other riders are at their most useless by far, and this is coming from someone who never really minded them before. They’re a lot more irritating if you’ve watched the tv series and can see how they can be useful. And Astrid really only provides emotional support instead of her usual ass-kicking. The villain was...fine...but he didn’t really pack much of a punch. And I really wished they had kept some sort of continuity and embraced the television series (I NEED A DAGUR CAMEO)! But these are mostly small things. If you haven’t given this franchise a try yet, please give it a chance! 9/10

Ralph Breaks the Internet: The poorly named sequel to Wreck It Ralph, in which Ralph and Venelope must travel to the internet to save Sugar Rush and keep the game characters from becoming homeless. It’s a fine follow up, but it definitely doesn’t have the same impact the first one did. There’s a heck of a lot going on in this movie, and it feels like it tried to do too much in terms of plot and character arcs in favor of sacrificing the humor from the first movie. And I really miss Felix and Calhoun. But there are a lot of good things about it too. Everything the Disney princesses do is pure gold, Shank is amazing, and there is a ton of effort put into building the world of the internet. I’m sure it will be pretty dated in a couple years, but it’s not just a quick cash grab full of name dropping and references (even though Disney seems like it wants it to be). It’s still worth checking out. 7.5/10

A Quiet Place: A family must survive in a world where deadly alien monsters that are attracted to sound have invaded the planet. I am the world’s biggest wimp when it comes to scary movies, and even I was interested enough in the premise to want to see this movie. And yes it’s amazing! The performances are all incredibly moving and believable, we get good representation of a Deaf character, the sound design is so creative it should be used in film classes, and it tells a thrilling and heart wrenching family story in only an hour and a half. I think I liked it because the focus wasn’t on the monsters just going around killing people. It’s about a family and what parents will do for their children. People like to say there’s a ton of plot holes, but if you actually think about them for more than five seconds, you’ll see there’s really nothing to pick apart because their decisions all make sense in the end.

My only question is about the cochlear device the daughter (Regan) uses. Was the dad (Lee) trying to make a new cochlear implant? Did Regan already have the internal component implanted in her cochlea? Had she been using one since before the monsters came? Did it break earlier because of the monsters’ connection with electromagnetic waves? Because if not...CIs don’t really work like that. I’m just confused about that situation. But that’s kind of nitpicky when this movie is still amazing. Even if you hate horror movies, I’d highly suggest it simply because of how creative its production is. 9/10

Mary Poppins Returns: It’s exactly what it sounds like...Mary Poppins returns to help the now adult children of the Banks family with the help of Lin Manuel Miranda. It’s fun, but it definitely goes on too long. Though I appreciate Emily Blunt putting her own spin on the character. Odds are if you like the original, you’ll probably like this too. 8/10

Fantastic Beasts- The Crimes of Grindelwald: The second movie in the Harry Potter prequel-verse, where Grindelwald basically becomes wizard Hitler and Newt is more concerned with winning Tina back then saving the world. Okay...this movie is not great. Structurally it’s a mess, the fun is being sucked out of the wizarding world, the characters make decisions that don’t align with previous behavior and make no logical sense, and there really is just the bare bones of a plot. There are also several characters that don’t need to be there and are just thrown in for fanservice (for now anyway). I found myself constantly saying how things don’t work like that and asking why things are happening. But even so, there are still good things about it. Visually it’s...fantastic. Jude Law makes a good young Dumbledore, and even Johnny Depp embodies what I always imagined Grindelwald at the height of his power would be like...I just wish it wasn’t Johnny Depp. I also wish it had more humor, because what was there was funny. It’s really just a transition film, which proves this franchise should never have been five movies, and Rowling should have focused on a Marauders era series or on young Dumbledore and Grindelwald. You just have to form your own opinion. 6.5/10

Maquia- When the Promised Flower Blooms: An immortal girl becomes a teen mom to an orphaned baby after her clan is killed. It’s basically a high fantasy version of Wolf Children. I honestly don’t know what to think about this movie. It does the family relationships so well and really drives home what it means to be a parent. However, its setting really throws me out of the movie because it tries to focus so much on the politics and background of this world without really succeeding. And because it is about a baby growing up, the pacing is so fast it will give you whiplash. But it is beautifully filmed and animated, and I would have bawled my eyes out at the ending if I wasn’t so distracted by how much I didn’t like the other characters and things that were happening at the castle. So...yeah, it’s a well animated, hard hitting movie that will probably mean more to parents overall. I just wish it was a TV series or a trilogy or something other than a two hour film. 7.5/10

Free Solo: A National Geographic documentary covering Alex Honnold, a man who is attempting to climb up the 900 meter side of El Capitan at Yosemite national park...without ropes or safety equipment. Yes, this is an incredible feat and the actual climbing portions are gripping and super intense. But personally, I found who Alex is as a person much more fascinating...and not necessarily in a positive way. Honestly, he can be a jerk. This sounds horrible to say considering he’s a real person and he’s doing something amazing, but seriously watch this movie and tell me this man is not one step away from being a sociopath. It’s completely understandable why he thinks the way he thinks, but it’s not exactly healthy for the other people in his life. I would be just as interested to see a two hour therapy session with him as I was with his climbing. Anyway, if you love gorgeous scenery and butt-clenching thrills with a side of psychologically interesting perspectives, watch this on the biggest screen possible. 8/10

The Matrix: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD BYE

Yeah I’d never seen The Matrix, but I really didn’t expect it to be EXACTLY like the Oto arc in Tsubasa Chronicles. It’s too long, Neo’s an incredibly flat protagonist (but I feel like that’s on purpose to serve some sort of self-insert fantasy), and it seems like a YA dystopian fantasy series from 2013...but in an endearing sort of way. And hey it’s got a lot of cool slow motion fighting and neat body horror if you’re into that sort of thing. 7/10

Books!

Dry by Neal and Jarrod Shusterman: What happens when California literally just runs out of water one day? A group of teens go on an apocalyptic field trip to find some of course! I’ve only read one other Neal Shusterman series before, but I’m sensing a pattern of how well Shusterman can propose a theoretical question and then build an entire world around it. And this duo knows how to cover as many bases as possible because every time I ask a question about how something world work, the authors answer it almost immediately. This is a great story with very well written characters, and it even has a small hilarious twist in the end that makes you completely rethink everything about one of the characters. Most importantly it doesn’t follow the Scythe series’ formula of terribly written romance. However...it’s definitely a major bummer. It’s very interesting to think about, and it’s a roller coaster of a story...but the roller coaster only goes down and makes you want to scream all the time. If you like books that make you question human behavior and society, definitely check it out, but get ready to start hoarding all the water you own. 8/10

Jackass!: Okay this one’s a manga, but I’m still counting it. Honestly I don’t even know how to describe the plot...there’s two boys...there’s pantyhose...there’s a fun side character who is openly gay and doesn’t take shit from anyone...there’s introspection about how to deal with developing feelings and realizing you care about someone. It has the most awkward premise ever, but it’s unfairly good I promise. The less you know going in the better. 8.5/10

TV Shows!

The Umbrella Academy: A family of seven children with super powers who were “adopted” by an eccentric billionaire become child superheroes. So naturally, they all grow into jaded adults who are now tasked with saving the world from the inevitable apocalypse. And it’s...amazing. Like, this should be the new Stranger Things amazing. It’s a Netflix original based off the Dark Horse comic series, and it has one of the most binge worthy plots I’ve ever seen. It is capable of pulling off some very weird things because it just leans into it. The setting and aesthetic is very similar to A Series of Unfortunate Events where different time periods seem to collide, and it works pretty well. It has (mostly) likable characters, interesting and/or empathetic villains, great use of music and editing, and Emmy worthy performances. The only thing I don’t like (aside from them killing off a perfectly interesting character for no reason at the beginning of the show) is the romantic relationship between two of the siblings. Because naturally they had to put a romance in it, and it just sort of conforms to the idea of “adopted siblings aren’t related so it’s not weird.” But even they have some great scenes together so I can’t be too annoyed. It’s amazing. Please watch it. 10/10

Ducktales (2017): The reboot of Ducktales, in which the three nephews of Donald Duck go on mysterious adventures with their obscenely wealthy uncle. I’m pretty sure we all know this as the cartoon where Scrooge McDuck swims in his giant pool of money. It took me a long time to get to, but I like it! Webby is an amazing character, and even though the boys can be annoying, at least they all have their own personalities. I just wish Launchpad was a little less...stereotypically clueless. I’ve never seen the original series, so I can’t compare them, but I’d recommend it for everyone who likes Gravity Falls style mysteries and satisfying story arcs. 8.5/10

Carmen Sandiego (2019): The Netflix original animated series that focuses on a master thief who travels the world stealing important artifacts before an evil organization can get to them first...AND HOLY CRAP WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS!? I don’t know anything about the original Carmen Sandiego franchise, but dang this revamp is awesome. Carmen is a great character who banters enough to be a Marvel protagonist, there’s unique animation, some mystery, and its own twists. The side characters may not be for everyone, but I like them...well, most of them. Apparently the purpose of the original franchise was to be educational, so they do sound like they’re reading the Wikipedia page for every new place they visit in the beginning of each episode, but at least the cultural things they mention always come back into play later. If you liked the new She-Ra or shows with great heroines, PLEASE WATCH IT! 9/10

Queer Eye (season 3): The third season of the ridiculous makeover show where five fabulous gay men rocket into people’s lives to boost their self confidence and keep them from living in filth. I hate that I love this show so much. I don’t like things that try to be overly emotional, but dang it, this show will just make you feel happy...and then sad...and then happy again. 10/10

Honorable Mentions

THE LAST SEASON OF STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL IS AIRING! Stop sleeping on this gem people!

Netflix finally released the rest of Arrested Development season 5

I started watching Yu Yu Hakusho because it’s a classic and the dub is hilarious.

I also started watching The Librarians. It’s...something that’s for sure.

And I’m currently reading Reign the Earth which is basically Avatar the Last Airbender set all in the desert.

#bohemian rhapsody #the matrix #free solo #maquia: when the promised flower blooms #fantastic beasts #the crimes of grindelwald #mary poppins returns #a quiet place #ralph breaks the internet #how to train your dragon #the hidden world #dry #jackass manga #queer eye #ducktales #the umbrella academy #media madness #long post #carmen sandiego

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scruffandyarn · 6 years

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That One Time Scruff Wrote an Avengers Fic (part 3)

That One Time Masterlist

Bucky x enhanced!female!reader

Warnings: profanity, mentions of medication (including antipsychotic medication)

Thanks, as always, to these wonderful human beans: @siriuspiggyback (you are the absolute best) @fangirl-library (you kick-ass, wonderful person) @written-loki-imagines (thank you for your fantastical support) @bkwrm523 (where would I be without you in my life) @thejamesoldier (you’re amazing and deserve every good thing) @samingtonwilson (you’re super duper awesome) @invisibleanonymousmonsters (thank you so much for all your inspiration) @feelmyroarrrr (this is all your fault, still love you)

Word count: 2516

Previously:

You looked up at Tony. “Do you believe me now?”

“What’s everyone else feeling?”

Your smile fell. “Tony, even though I don’t know how to shut it off, revealing how people are feeling is kinda an invasion of privacy. They may not want you to know what they’re feeling.”

“You never asked me!”

“That’s because you asked me.” What Pepper saw in this guy, you were beginning to question. He was exasperating. “I don’t really like doing things like this. Something always goes wrong.”

“C’mon. No one else cares, right?” He looked at the others in the room. “Right?”

Now:

“Guess not.” Steve shrugged. “What am I feeling?”

Fuck.

You sighed, fighting the need to growl in frustration. “Distracted.” You bit your lip, trying to ignore your brain telling you this was a bad idea.. “You’re curious about something, too. Is there something you want to ask?”

“Uh, no?” He looked towards Bucky and then back at you. “Er...not ask you, specifically. I was actually just trying to figure out if there was a way to incorporate what you do with what we do.”

“Forever the strategist, huh?” Sam nudged his arm. “What about me, sweetheart?”

“You know, it’d be easier for me to prove what I can do if you weren’t verbal about the flirtiness you were feeling. Oh, now you’re a little irked. Is that because I called you out on it?”

“Ha!” Bucky returned your grin, reaching behind Steve to give Sam’s shoulder a push.

“I’d really rather you didn’t get angry at him, Sam. That’s the quickest way to give me a headache.”

“Sorry.” Sam’s flirty smile dropped and a more apologetic look graced his face.

“Impressive.” Bruce commented.

“I guess I can be next. What can you read from me, doll?”

You furrowed your brows as you stared at Bucky. “Are you sure? I really don’t have to do this.”

That only served to spike his nervousness. “Uh…”

“Promise, there’s nothing to be nervous about. I can’t read your thoughts. Just your feelings.” You wanted to try and put him at ease. “Although the smugness from you when I read Sam was awfully strong. But I can pick up a fondness from you as well.”

That seemed to calm him down some.

“Aw, is the Winter Soldier fond of lil ol me?” Sam batted his eyelashes at Bucky, who only reached over to shove him even harder this time. “Geez, if this is you being fond, I’d hate to see you pissed off at me. Oh wait, I have.”

Rolling your eyes, you looked at the two gods.

“Forgive us if we are hard to read, my lady. We are not hu--”

“Tone down the cockiness, will you?” You raised an eyebrow. “Seriously, how does this room hold both you and your ego?”

Loki barked a laugh at Thor’s expense.

Thor shot a glare at his brother before turning back to you. “I meant no disrespect.”

“No, I get that. You were being sincere. Still, the cocksure way you just assumed I wouldn’t be able to pick up on your feelings just because you’re a god, take it down a notch.” Almost immediately, you felt another emotion flowing and you began to question the sanity of talking that way to a literal god. Maybe you could blame it on the headache? “Alright, alright.” You closed your eyes to try and clear your mind. “I’m sorry for embarrassing you. That was not cool of me.” You sighed. “Do you think you could find it in you to forgive me?”

“No apologies needed. You are right. I should never have underestimated your ability.” He offered a megawatt smile that you couldn’t help but return. “You said you could sense when others are being dishonest, correct?”

“That’s right. It’s kind of a combination of feelings that I pick up when someone’s lying.”

Thor grinned at Loki. “Brother, I believe your title as God of Lies is in question.”

Loki just rolled his eyes.

You reached up and scratched your nose.

“Hmmm, the lady believes she’s caught you in a lie.”

“What lie? What? I said nothing.”

“Lying to yourself still counts. If you really don’t think I can get it right, why don’t we test it so you can prove just how good you are,” you challenged. While normally, the idea of questioning a god would be at the top of the ‘Things NOT To Do’ list, Tony had been honest about Loki’s powers being gone. Plus, the vibe you were getting from Thor told you that he would step in if his brother decided to throw a fit.

“Very well.” Loki glared at you. “I think your Midgardian chocolate is delicious.”

“Okay, that’s a lie.” Tony jumped in. “I watched you set a chocolate bar on fire because it ‘offended your palate.’”

“Dude, I’m pretty sure this is my test.” You rolled your eyes. “Loki, try to avoid subjective things. You’re not very comfortable with this, so I’d prefer not to piss off a god by revealing something you don’t want me to. And throw in some truths, too, so I can tell the difference.”

“This is ridiculous.” He worked his jaw in annoyance. “Fine. I have never eaten Thor’s poptarts.”

You scratched your chin.

“Are you sure?” Thor questioned you.

“Very.”

Thor turned to his brother. “Forgive me, then, Loki, for accusing you of taking them from me.”

“I’d actually wager that it was Steve who took them, if the guilt I’m picking up from him is any indication.”

“Is this true, Steven?”

“Thanks a lot.” Steve glared at you, but you could tell there was no real heat behind it.

“Oh my god...Steve? America’s golden boy stole something?” Sam’s eyes were wide. “Guess you’re not as perfect as you’d have everyone believe, huh?” He started snickering.

“Steven Grant Rogers, I can’t believe it!” Bucky clutched a hand over his heart. “I can’t believe my best friend is a thief!” That just made Sam laugh harder.

“Gentlemen, if you’d let us continue.” Loki interrupted their teasing. “Now, let’s see...I have never laid a hand on any of Stark’s creations.”

Nose.

“Outside of battle encounters.”

Chin.

“I concede that the lady speaks the truth of her abilities.” Loki nodded his head in your direction.

“You can get that specific?” Bruce questioned.

“So it seems.” You shrugged. “Never had this kind of test before.”

“This is fascinating.” There was a feeling of awe coming from the doctor. “But you have to take antipsychotics? And beta blockers? And codeine? Are there side effects from those?”

“Yes, unfortunately.”

“Do you...do you think you’d be comfortable with me running some tests on you? Just to see if I can’t find something else that would help you and would have less side effects.”

“Can I get back to you on that?” Now that you weren’t in the middle of a breakdown, you could admit that tests like that made you nervous.

“Absolutely.” He smiled.

“My turn.” All eyes turned to Clint. “What am I feeling?”

“You’re excited about something.” The two of you shared a smile. “There’s a lot of hope coming from you, too.”

Suddenly, he began moving his hands. As soon as he finished, you rocked your fist at the wrist. His answering smile was the brightest you’d ever seen.

“What?”

Tony looked back and forth between you and Clint. Ignoring him, you began to sign with Clint.

“She knows sign. It’s how we worked out our system for meetings I have to attend. She lets me know when people are being honest with me with her modified signs. She also lets me know when we’re in serious danger.” Pepper made a fist with her thumb sticking up and pressed her thumb to her chin. “She figured out how to make them subtle so that the people around us wouldn’t pick up on it easily.”

“I’ll admit, I wouldn’t have noticed if Clint hadn’t called her out,” Steve said sheepishly.

“Well, thankfully, dealing with the business side of things doesn’t put us in frequent contact with people who sign.” Pepper shrugged.

Everyone’s attention turned back to you and Clint when you began chuckling at what Clint had just informed you. The idea of Loki, with his god status in tact, being thrown around like a rag doll by the Hulk amused you greatly. Oh, how the mighty will fall.

“Bruce’s turn!” Tony announced.

“I think I’d rather not.” Bruce shook his head.

“Then I guess we’re done.” You sighed. “Would it be alright for me to get to a bed n--”

“Come on, man! Everyone else let her read them! What’s got you clamming up? Got something you don’t want to share with the rest of the class?”

You knew Tony was mostly kidding, but that was not what you were about. “Tony, drop it. He’s not for it, so I’m not doing it.”

“Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with a cherry on top???”

“Dude, between his irritation and mine, I kinda wanna punch you in the dick right now.” you glared at Tony who immediately clamped his mouth shut.

You hadn’t planned on revealing Bruce’s current feelings, but Tony was really getting on your nerves. You turned to apologize to Bruce only to see him offer you his hand for a high-five, which you gladly provided.

Unfortunately, you hadn’t shut up Tony for long. “So, question--is it easy to read people? I know you said it hurt your head, but are some people easier to read than others?”

You nodded. “Yeah. In fact, you’re probably the easiest read in the room.”

“Really?”

“Well, you do kind of wear your heart on your sleeve, dear.” Pepper smiled.

“Sure, sure.” He still didn’t seem very happy about your statement. “Who’s the hardest to read?”

“The Winter Soldier...is that right?” You looked at Bucky questioningly.

Bucky was nervous again. “I’m the hardest to read?”

“No, you’re easy to read. It’s the Winter Soldier. I can’t get a clear reading. It’s like there’s a wall blocking me.”

“I don’t...I am--or I was the Winter Soldier. How does that work?” Bucky’s confusion and panic were quickly creeping in.

“Shit.” You glared at Tony. “This is why I don’t like doing this. Something always comes out that fucks things up and it’s always my fault. The poor man is radiating paranoia now.”

“Who?”

“Bucky, you moron!”

“But not the Winter Soldier?”

You were starting to feel that headache coming back. “Jesus fucking Christ, have you listened to anything I’ve said? I’m done talking about this, now. Pepper, can you show me where I can sleep for a while?”

“Absolutely.”

“How long are we going to be here?” You rubbed your temples, trying to rid yourself of your latest headache.

“I’ve got to do a video conference with King T’Challa and Tony tomorrow, but we won’t need your help with that one. I’d honestly been hoping to have a little down time here. Maybe a few weeks. I completely understand why you don’t want to stay.” Pepper shook her head. “I still can’t believe what an ass Tony was being.”

“I shouldn’t have started in the first place.” You sighed as you sat down on the bed. “I knew it was going to end badly but I still did it. I mean...I think I know why I did it, but it still doesn’t excuse the fact that I did it.”

“Why did you do it?”

“I guess I just wanted them to like me.” You were quick to begin clarifying. “Pepper, I’ve been a fan of the Avengers since I found out about them. I wanted to be like them, save the world or something. Use my gift for good. And when you hired me, it was...I knew I was working for the good guys. Helping you meant I was doing my own small part.” You covered your eyes with your hands. “I kinda also wanted to prove to Tony that I wasn't lying. That I wasn’t putting you in danger by being your assistant. Shit.”

“I get it. Really, I do. And if you want to take a little vacation from work now, I get that also. I can get you reservations for anywhere you want to go.”

“I want to go...but I feel like going is me being a coward.”

“No one will think you’re a coward. I wouldn’t let them.” She smiled, but you just couldn’t find it in you to smile back. “You sleep on it and let me know the moment you want out.” She headed towards the door. “Tony’s going to apologize to you, first thing after you wake up.”

“Pepper--”

“First thing. Promise.” Then she disappeared into the hall, pulling the door shut behind her.

“Alright, Tony has something he’d like to say.” Pepper nudged him towards you. “And be sincere about it. She knows if you’re not.”

Tony ran a hand down his face. “Okay, it was never my intention for things to get as uncomfortable as they did last night. I should never have put you in that position. You warned me, but I didn’t listen. I regret that--”

“I get it.” You nodded, knowing he was uncomfortable but honest. “But I don’t blame you.”

“It’s not your fault, though.” He may have been uncomfortable with his apology, but he was also definitely alarmed that you seemed to think you were to blame.

“Let it go. You’re not changing my mind.”

Pepper jumped in before Tony could start an argument. “So, did you decide to take that vacation?”

“Actually, I know it’s going to be weird and awkward as all get-out, but I want to stay. If Dr. Banner can help with what’s going on in here,” you tapped the side of your head, “then I can try to get past all that other stuff.”

“Would you like me to show you to his lab?”

“Could I maybe get some breakfast first?”

“Of course.”

No one spoke once you entered the dining area. Bucky, Sam, and Steve all eyed you quietly, all feeling a nervous sort of concern.

You figured now was as good a time as any.

“Bucky, I am really sorry for last night. I shouldn’t have let Tony get to me the way he did. I...I know it doesn’t fix anything, but I just wanted to let you know that I really am sorry for what happened.”

“I already told you it was my fault.” Tony butted in. “Don’t go blaming her on this, Frosty.”

“Frosty?” You could feel the different levels of irritation rising from the three men sitting at the table in front of you at the nickname, but you’d already caused enough trouble. “Pretty sure his name is Bucky.”

“Whatever,” Tony waved you off, “just don’t blame her for what I did.”

You opened your mouth to respond to Tony’s dismissal, but Pepper beat you to it.

“How about we get that breakfast now, and then we can see about showing you to Bruce’s lab.” She turned to Tony. “You can start fixing her something.”

“Sure.” Tony huffed and started towards the kitchen.

“He doesn’t like being wrong, does he?” You questioned.

Steve laughed. “Not at all.”

Thankfully, that seemed to break the tension in the room. Some of it.

“Can you tell me about what’s going on in my head?” Bucky looked up at you. “I thought they were able to fix everything up there in Wakanda.”

Shit. And his hopeful expression...was he trying to break your heart?

“Can we do that later, maybe? I have a feeling it’s gonna be a long conversation and I have to meet up with Dr. Banner after this.”

“Um, sure.” That was definitely apprehension rolling off of him. “Maybe you and I can meet up whenever you’re done?”

“Maybe.”

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Hi, can I request a headcannon of the rfa+v & unknown reacting to an insecure mc telling them that they have adhd (+ rsd too, if its okay ^^;) please? Thank you!

hi there! i personally like this request because both anons have adhd! so this is super cool really. can i also say that rsd is literal hell :( so if you go through that, hang in there! i’ve decided to do a fluctuating depressed and angry reaction from mc with rsd.

TW;; DESCRIPTIVE ANXIETY AND SUICIDAL IDEATION

Yoosung

-he’s really excited and loves your enthusiasm

-he is immediately fascinated by how talkative you are

-he notices from time to time that you don’t reply to sentences with relative subjects, whether they’re way off topic or slightly off topic

-it bewilders him at first, but he gets used to it by continuing anyways

-he holds your hand every time you get fidgety, especially in public

-he’s offered to buy you a fidget spinner or cube

-he thinks the little mistakes you make while speaking, writing, or doing anything are adorable

-one day though, you two were hanging out at a cafe

-usually you two stayed in

-you were nervous but Yoosung offered comfort

-it didn’t last forever though

-you were distracted by someone who was looking at you

- that person continued to stare for a split second before turning to their friend and muttering something

-it STUNG because you swore that person was talking about you

-yoosung was talking, but your thoughts were louder than his voice

-you kept thinking about what was wrong with you, you felt as if you weren’t a good enough s/o for yoosung

-yoosung starts shaking you and you learn that you’re shaking and crying

-you even tell him that you’re not good enough for him before running off

-he follows behind, catching up to you and wrapping you in a hug

-you were going to push him off, but…

-”MC… you have no idea how much you mean to me and how much I need you in my life”

-”I’m so proud to have you by my side and love someone as amazing and unique as you.”

-the bad feeling never went away, and you had doubts

-but you two discussed your doubts and anxiety, and you told him about your adhd and rsd

-all he wants to do is help out in any way he can

-so your relationship grows closer and you learn how to support each other even more, every day

Zen

-he knew you were conversational on the chat

-he did not expect you to be as chatty for real

-and he loved it because you gave great feedback on his acting

-you were also full of ideas and inspiration and creativity

-and he absolutely LOVED IT

-but he got tired every now and then from hard work everyday

-so he was extra irritable

-you just started living with him

-so you haven’t faced his crankiness before

-but when you did, your heart shattered

-you just felt like you were stabbed by a million knives

-because “ what if he doesn’t like me anymore? “

-so you get angry

-”Fine! I’ll leave you alone!”

-”Since you hate me I guess I’ll just leave”

-and he’s just shocked

-he could never hate you

-he told you repeatedly that he didn’t hate you but

-you just kept telling him he was lying to himself and you and the pain got worse

-he gets upset enough to leave and you’re just

-miserable

-an hour later, he’s cooled off

-but you haven’t

-”MC, can we talk?”

-You bit your tongue

-”sure” was your tense response

-”I love you. I really love you, and I’m sorry for how I came off while I was cranky”

-”I’m going to work on how I treat you” “Is there something you want to talk about, though?”

-you sighed

-so he didn’t hate you, but all you had was guilt now

-you started sobbing and he held you close and listened to you tell him that you should die, and that you felt like you were awful to him

-after a while of him petting your head and caressing you, it was easier to tell him about your ADHD and RSD

-he did a little research on it because he wants the best for you

-now he reminds you everyday to take your pills and tries his hardest to be a listener for when you vent and offers support, and advice when he can

Jaehee

-she works with people who have ADHD

-she had never learned to understand it though

-she detected it with you, and asks questions about it everyday

-she loves learning more

-”How are conversations for you?”

-”I either hear half of a sentence, don’t hear it at all, or listen entirely but my brain doesn’t absorb the information. I lose half of the words if my brain doesn’t absorb a sentence.”

-”What might help alongside pills?”

-and so on

-but she definitely does not understand the pain of anxiety and the mood swings

-feeling like complete crap out of nowhere and getting overstimulated

-and being understimulated

-she was the kind of person who thought all you needed to do was breathe

-so something slipped out of her mouth that shouldn’t have

-”It’s kind of hard to take care of you; it would mean a lot if you tried to control your impulses a little more.”

-you just wanted to throw yourself into the ocean right then and there

-”great, you messed up”

-”you’re annoying now”

-the amount of negative thoughts you were having felt like you were being run over repeatedly, but mentally

-but all you can muster out is “o-oh”

-and she realizes that she hurt you

-you told her that if you were that much of a drag, she could break up with you

-but your heart didn’t want her to

-”You’re better off without me.”, you said

-she just realizes that maybe her idea of your anxiety isn’t accurate

-”I’m better with you, MC. We’re a team.”, she says

-you just don’t believe her

-but you can’t run away because she has you wrapped in her arms

-she sits with you on the couch and you can’t even look at her

-you keep telling yourself that you’re not good enough

-eventually, you stop thinking that, but you don’t stop feeling it

-you notice that you’ve dissociated, and you see her sleeping with her head on your shoulder

-your thoughts keep you up until you finally drift off

-you wake up and see Jaehee with a tray of breakfast and an apology letter

-in her letter she promised to be more careful

-you talk to her about RSD, and she starts adapting to being more open and even looks up ways you can cope when you suffer

-the relationship is healthy now

Jumin

-he’s met tons of people with ADHD

-except he didn’t know that more people were neurodivergent than he expected

-he met you and found you a little overwhelming

-then he started adapting by listening to you speak and enjoying conversations with you

-he honestly thinks you’re so precious??

-the way you talk about things is astounding

-he comes home late but that’s okay because you don’t sleep anyways

-”MC, please sleep”

-”I can’t, Jumin, I have a million thoughts and I can’t end the day without thinking them all”

-”Then at least cuddle with me”

-you two talk until either one of you drifts off, and the other falls asleep soon after

-he’s actually helped you get better sleep

-but you felt awful because

-you didn’t want to be the reason he couldn’t work well

-it started off as that stupid little anxiety thought that wouldn’t leave

-but he came home extremely tired one night

-and you just

-cried

-”You wouldn’t be having a hard time at work if it wasn’t for me”

-”I just drag you down, you don’t deserve me”

-it escalates

-”I’m better off dead”

-and he is standing there with his mouth agape and eyes wide

-he pulls you close

-”You taught me how to love and be more open. My business is so much better because I’m so happy, and that’s because of you. I don’t feel empty and cold anymore, and that’s because of you.”

-something told you that you didn’t believe him

-so you told him

-”I know you don’t believe me, MC. I promise you that I’m being honest, though.”

-your mood wouldn’t change, but you stayed with him for the night

-you both discussed your ADHD and RSD the next day, and he offered counseling

-he recommended it every now and then and eventually you decided to go

-it really helped since he could afford a good counselor and you found pills better than your past ones

-there’s struggling every now and then but Jumin’s always there

Saeyoung

- he goes through the same thing and he already knew from your medical records

- literally gets it

-but since he doesn’t take care of his own mental health

-and he doesn’t know how to cope

- so…when his ADHD makes him irritated he usually sends you out of the room

-but

-it feels so bad??

-it honestly feels like he doesn’t love you

-or trust you

-so you just agree that he’s lying to you about loving you

-you’re so angry about him always ignoring you when you want to help him

-”it’s not like he cares about you anyways”

-he was the only person you had in life

-but you decided it would be best to just let him go

-you were writing your note and you had your pills next to the note

-he’s flipping out

-”MC, why are you trying to kill yourself?!”

-”As if you don’t know”

-”I really don’t know”

-”Then I’m right. You really don’t care about me”

-his heart shatters because

-is this how he made you feel?

-he feels so guilty

-he’s the one who starts having a breakdown and then you feel guilty and have a breakdown

-it’s a mess honestly

-but when you both get it all out, you both just

-chuckle a little and realize “ okay that just happened”

-you go to bed feeling empty but still in his arms

-he and you both agreed to start taking care of yourselves and each other more

-there’s a couple times when you mess up advice due to lack of practice

-but it all ends up okay

-he’s a softspoken man

-he rarely talks

-he loves hearing about your hyperfixations and fascinations

-and he’s there for you when you’re down

-he’s a great lover when it comes to your mental health

-and he’s been so supportive so it was easy to discuss being neurodivergent with him

-but it still stings when he talks about Rika to you

-you knew he was still getting over an abusive relationship

-so you let him speak about her

-he just didn’t know that every time he spoke about her

-you fell asleep with cheeks stained with tears

-it’s like he will never truly love you

-you got used to his speaking about Rika

-but one day he says he’s still attached to her

-you perceive this as him still loving her

-if hearts were louder, he could’ve heart yours breaking

-”So…you don’t love me?”

-you don’t even look at him to see his confused expression

-”MC, I don’t love her. I love you. I meant to say that by staying blind, I was allowing myself to suffer for what she did to me.”

-”That’s because of you.” was what he finished his thought with

-he’s always been there for you and always made sure you didn’t blame yourself for what your brain does to you

-helped you embrace that you are not your mental illness

-so the pain wasn’t as great

-your mood is low all day but he knows it’s nothing he can change or get upset about

-and he stays by your side always

-eventually he get eye surgery

-y’all are goals

Saeran

-it took a while for him to become stable enough to start dating you

-even so, he still had suicidal ideation from time to time

-so did you

-he knew what it was like to have mental illness

-and suffer from it

-so he understood

-it took a lot of insecurity and anxiety to finally tell him about your ADHD and RSD

-he’s done a lot of things that trigger your RSD but the almost always apologizes

-he did not offer the best advice though

-because what works for him won’t work for you

-sometimes he’s not himself though

-he’s not 100% aware of his own behavior

-so he reverts from time to time

-and his episodes are bad

-all he’s learned in life is that the ones who maltreated him truly loved him

-his anxiety wouldn’t let him believe you loved him

-but this one was particularly awful

-he straight out told you he hated you

-you weren’t offered an explanation why he hated you

-and despite better judgement, you accepted what he told you

-and told him the same thing out of sheer bitterness

-how could he does this to you?

-he never truly loved you

-and you both realize the heaviness of what you guys said to other other

-and you slept in different rooms for a couple nights

-you believed he had truly given up on you, so you walked outside

-waiting for a car

-Saeran hugs you from behind

-that moment is when all the pain you were numb to for the past few days suddenly came in a big wave

-and you kept yelling and telling him how you wanted to die and you wanted him to let you go

-then he told you for the first that the he loved you

-you didn’t believe it and got angry at him for lying and…

-the next couple days you woke up in a hospital with him at your side

-all you could feel was

-numb

-in a few weeks, you were given counseling and new medication

-and he was to give you space until you were ready to speak to him again

- after some thinking and processing

-you were the one who hugged him from behind

-and told him “ I love you too”

-he believed you

-he’s worked on his attitude and how he’s treated you

-did not want you to forgive him, but not because he wanted to punish himself

-he did not want you to forgive him for putting you through trauma

-he wanted you to see a different person than who he was

-so you both got a lot better with coping and treating each other well

-it’s so pure honestly

aaaaa i wrote this all in two hours bUT YAY i hope you guys like the first request that I did for y’all

pce out- mod r

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