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a short story of Raloso doing a mental health check on one of her adoptive children.
Raloso: ok lets try to visualize what your state of mind is sweetie
Bruna:
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niqhtlord01 · 8 months
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Humans are weird: MMO’s
Alien: What do these letters mean? Human: “Massively Multiplayer Online Game” Alien: Shouldn’t there be a “G” in there as well then? Human: Then it would be “MMOG”, and that sounds silly when said out loud. Alien: *Looks sad* Human: Oh Christ your name is Mmog, isn’t it? ---------------------------
Alien: So this game is about the star wars religious fanatics fighting each other? Human: Pretty much. Alien: You would think the rest of the galaxy would have united and wiped them all out by now since it looks like the majority of conflicts are started by one side or the other. Human: Pretty hard to stamp them out when they can crush your windpipe from half a star system away. ----------------------------
Alien: So evil triangles fighting good spheres? Human: Pretty much. Alien: That doesn’t sound exciting. Human: It was before they put up a paywall around everything believe it or not. Alien: How so? Human: Well for one thing you got to punch an ancient worm god the size of a skyscraper in the face on Mars. Alien: Wow, that does sound like fun. -------------------------------
Alien: Friend human, I wish to start a fight but I don’t know hard. Human: Oh that’s easy. Human: Walk into any of those blue cities and shout in chat “Sylvanas did nothing wrong!”. Alien: Thanks. *An hour passes* Human: How’s it going? Alien: I’m not sure how but I may have started an in-game race war. Human: Ah; classic indeed. ---------------------------------
Alien: So this one is about flying around the universe and raiding people? Human: Yup. Alien: Isn’t that what we do now though? Human: Well when it came out it was depicting the future so it was more exciting. Alien: I’ll say. Alien: For being supposedly dangerous I’ve seen waiting lines at amusement parks on Florp III that were more harrowing. Human: They never did find that little girl waiting for the teacup ride. -------------------
Alien: Why are there fire pits everywhere?!?! Alien: There are not enough players to need so many. Human: you just don’t understand. Alien: Understand what? Human: You always need to leave a trail of fire pits behind you as you go in this game. Alien: Why? Human: *Points behind alien character to see angry band of players dodging way through fire pits trying to attack them* ---------------------
Alien: I don’t like this one. Human: Really? Human: You loved the two previous entries. Alien: Those were both offline games and this one isn’t. Alien: Plus it has a really annoying feature I hate. Human: Which is? Alien: Having to interact with other players to complete missions. -------------------
Human: They called this one a wow killer. Alien: How’d this get a name like that? Human: Well for starters they invested in decent writers. ------------------
Human: I heard that one is rather good. Alien: I guess. Human: You sound disappointed. Alien: Well I’ve yet to come across this black desert the title speaks of and I’m starting to get upset. -------------------
Alien: All I wanted to do was mine asteroids!!! Human: Yeah, but you did it in their territory. Alien: This is government controlled systems! Alien: Nothing is player controlled!!! Human: Probably explains why they are swarming you with cheap ships. Alien: Why!?!? Human: They’re probably hoping they can take you out before concord floods the system and wipes them all out. Alien: That’s crazy! Alien: They’d waste dozens of ships just to take out my lone miner? Human: Let me tell you about a little group called “Goonswarm”. ----------------------------
Alien: So everything is player created in this world? Human: For the economy at least.  Alien: That would explain a few things. Human: Like why there is super inflation for a bundle of wood? Alien: More so why every sword for sale is called a variation of “Buttsmasher”
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azure-infinitum · 2 months
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In the upcoming Game Update 7.4.1 for SWTOR, Date Night Companion Missions will be introduced, focusing on Lana Beniko, Theron Shan, Arcann, and Koth Vortena. Additional missions for other romanceable companions will be released in future Galactic Seasons.
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oodlife · 2 months
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Me in Star Wars: The Old Republic compared to me in Final Fantasy 14. These games have very different vibes.
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space-outlaw-jin · 1 year
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Mr.Cal Kestis and his favorite BD droid have been poppin up everywhere
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hilarious revelations w/ @sealeneee
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quarantined-ass part of the timeline
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dapperdraws · 2 months
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Power (Commission)
Latest commission made for Dovahbrofist, for their character in SWTOR! A Cyborg, confident of his powers and eager to show them off… But is that all there is to him? Perhaps not, but only hard work will show what’s on the inside!
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doli-nemae · 2 years
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First act of Smuggler feels kinda like this
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sidhevicious · 11 months
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I am not immune to bandwagon jumping. Jad is my creation, Khenzie belongs to @luciddreamsofmachines
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Star Wars The Old Republic (2011)
"A man can have everything, if he is willing to sacrifice."
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beyond-crusading · 2 years
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Very random thought but I absolutely LOVE actual physical mail boxes in the Star Wars The Old Republic mmo. You got mail ? Well, go to the mail box. Your mail doesn't magically pop up on your screen. You have to find one and read your mail there
NPCs you met during quests send you life updates, or send you objects to thank you. That object you bought to a random player on the galactic trading system just arrived. Go collect it.
The Republican military sends you actual recruitment ads signed by General Satele Shan herself, trying to get you to play in PVP zones.
Love them.
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deficd · 5 months
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Dialogue prompts taken from Star Wars: The Old Republic || @fasciinating said, “ you are made of bones that break and blood that spills. “ and unfortunately Arcann heard it. || accepting.
A mouth without a heart, all stomach: circling, a downward spiral that goes and goes and goes, endless and tormenting. The serpent devouring itself in everlasting hunger: he knows it well. He knows it as the taste of his own tongue, all red and copper, as vibrant as the cuts that adorn his face.
The sound of a lightsaber igniting invites itself into his head-- Arcann is out of his body and out of his mind. Inversely. Amber plasma-birthed sparks live and die in the air as it drags across the ground. Exsanguination is better fate for his follies, he thinks, shattered bones and dripping marrow a marker of that which he's transcended.
But not today.
Vulcan is a stalemate, a lone obstacle along the path of conquest. No matter the power behind his fleet, the battle remains unresolved, with Vulcan technology singularly adept. So he is here now, no longer safe in orbit upon a throne moaning echoes of patricide; the man claiming himself Emperor to tear them down, down, down with him.
Halting before Spock, red-yellow flames of his visible eye belaying nothing less than arrogant certainty, his voice filters through his mask:
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"Show me."
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The Old Republic is, at least for me, the best Star Wars content out there, story-, music-, and basically everything-wise. I do want more books in this setting, tho.
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azure-infinitum · 2 months
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The SWTOR team is still modernizing, updating decorations in the original Utility Bundle for version 7.4.1. Check out these before and after shots of the Item Modification, Legacy Stronghold, Guild Bank, Cargo Bay, and GTN Kiosk decorations!
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oodlife · 8 months
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We are finally getting a Loth Cat pet in SWTOR!
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space-outlaw-jin · 1 year
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me and my acolyte see what appears to be rivals..
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