#take this stupid meme i made at midnight

[anton-luvr]

can you write best friend!wonbin asking fem!reader on a date after holding his feelings for some times? thanks and congrats for 400! 🎉

# IN LOVE.

⚝ bestfriend!wonbin x fem!reader | fluff | friends 2 lovers au ⚝ note ; phew i havent posted a fic in a while,, sorry if it isn't good :( also thank u for waiting anon!! hope u like this!!! and thank u hehe

An envelope certainly wasn't the gift you were expecting from your best friend.

Nevertheless, you tried to hide your disappointment with a forced smile.

"What is it? A letter?"

Wonbin tuts at this, his long hair falling over his pretty eyes when he shakes his head.

"Just open it," he says softly, smiling. "Trust me."

You listen to the boy, tearing at the end to reveal a colorful piece of card paper.

'To the place where we first met, music loud while we drank out of cups that were red.' it read, and you can't help but laugh at his attempt at poetry.

"That's a very creative way to describe Shotaro's parties." you tease, chuckling as he scoffs and leads you to his car.

"Hey, it took me a really long time to think of that," he protested, opening the passenger door for you. "And congrats! You got the first clue correct."

You realize what this was all about as he starts to drive towards Shotaro's house, gasping in surprise.

"Is this a scavenger hunt?" you asked excitedly, waving the colorful card.

Wonbin nods, grinning at your reaction.

Anticipation and curiosity for what he had in store for you builds up in your chest as he pulls up to Shotaro's driveway, and you hop off the car to look for the next clue immediately - which was pretty easy, because Wonbin was terrible at hiding things.

"Found it!" you sang out cheerily, picking up the second brown envelope out of the bushes.

"To the place where Zuckerberg works, laughing over our food and our burps." it read, and your eyes light up at the mention of the CEO.

"The restaurant down the street!" you guessed enthusiastically.

It was one of your favorite places to eat at with Wonbin, the waiter there who looked exactly like Mark Zuckerberg always making the both of you giggle.

It took less than ten minutes to get to the restaurant, and you could see the third brown envelope before Wonbin even put the car into park.

After taking it down from the advertising posters, you tore it open.

"To the place where no one else could bother us, with stars and cold autumn gusts."

You smile at this, already knowing the place.

It was the park, a comforting refuge for the both of you to talk about anything and everything.

From teary, midnight conversations about personal struggles and worries to delirious conversations about stupid jokes and silly memes after classes, it was always your go-to place to take a breather from the hectic mess of life.

So the park was exactly where you went next, and unbeknownst to you, Wonbin was sweating bullets.

With each step you took closer to the park, the faster his heart raced.

He had been planning this for weeks, practicing and rewriting poetry for his clue cards and making sure everything was something you liked - including the surprise later on.

"Where's the next envelope?" you ask, snapping him out of his nervous trance.

Wonbin coughs, putting on a calm demeanour.

"I don't know," he lies, shrugging with a mischievous smile. "Maybe it's by the lake, maybe it's by the bridge, or maybe it's by the playground. It's up to you to find out."

You jokingly huff at this, tugging him after you by the arm as you ran towards the bridge.

It was where the both of you always stood by while talking, gazing at the stars at night and watching the reflection of the moon over the shimmering lake.

"You know, this game is too easy." you boasted as you made your way over. "I could guess these places almost immediately."

But your boast doesn't last long when you notice a trail of flower petals on the ground, voice dying down as you followed each one up to the bridge.

The wood creaked underneath your feet as you reached the centre of the bridge, just to find...

Nothing.

There was no envelope, no gift, no box - nothing.

"'Bin, where's the next envelope?" you asked, turning around in confusion.

And when you do just so, everything fades away into silence.

"Happy birthday!" he beams, suddenly holding a huge bouquet of your favorite flowers from god-knows-where.

Your jaw falls open and closes shut just to fall open again, at a complete loss of words.

But you didn't have to worry much longer about what to say next, because Wonbin beats you to it.

"I've been wanting to ask you this for a really long time, so here goes nothing." he stutters, face reddening as he took a quick deep breath.

"Y/N, I'm in love with you." he admits slowly and bashfully, his shining eyes gazing right into yours.

"I'm in love with the way you smile, the way you laugh, the way you talk. The way you're always so loving to the people around you, the way you always see the good in life. I'm in love with you when we're drunk at three in the morning and you're throwing up in my bathroom, and I'm in love with you when we're driving down the highway with the windows down and music at full blast. I'm in love with you now, and I always will be."

Your heart hammers in your chest as he gets closer to you, so close that his golden star necklace was dangling right in front of your face.

"Will you give me a chance and go out with me?"

His words echo through your blank mind, but you already knew your answer.

There was no one else in the world who understood you the way Wonbin did, and you had always waited for a day like this - a day where the both of you could start calling each other mine.

"Yes," you giggled, gently taking the flowers out of his hands. "I'll definitely go out with you."

Wonbin lets out a breath he didn't know he was holding, relief and joy washing over him.

"Thank you." he says softly, slipping his hands into yours and squeezing them.

"No, thank you." you repeat, smiling as you wrap your arms around him. "This is the best thing I could ever ask for."

He's used to hugging you, but this one felt different.

He could feel the love radiating off of your body, your hearts racing against each other's.

"You're the best thing I could ever ask for." he whispers.

© anton-luvr, 2023.

taglist: @wonbons @mxlly143 @keehobaldboy @shawyle @yenart @lycheecheeseyogurt (drop an ask to be tagged! + tags in bold couldn't be tagged)

#sarah's 400 ! ☆ #riize #riize fics #riize fluff #riize drabbles #riize imagines #riize scenarios #riize wonbin #wonbin

[luvwoniez]

Spontaneity.

Synopsis; What’s life without a little spontaneity? Of course, there’s nothing like midnight convenience store runs with your roommate, Jun.

Pairing(s)/Character(s); Wen Junhui x Reader

Word Count; 1.9k

Genre; Roommates to Lovers, Friends to Lovers, Fluff,

Warnings; Fluff, Pre-marital hand-holding

In all the time you lived in an apartment with Jun, restless nights had become a regular occurrence. The first week you two stayed together, he had suggested a night out at a diner down the street. You and your best friend ended up huddling at a booth at the very back of the establishment, laughing over stupid memes you saw online and attempting to shoot french fries into each other’s mouths. By the time you two came home, it was already two in the morning; your companion ended up crashing on his bed right away while you made sure everything was locked.

You still remember how he swayed while trying to find the way back to his bedroom with half-lidded eyes and a brain running on its last two brain cells. It was endearing to say the least, particularly when he begged you to tuck him in after you checked every door and window. You liked to think it was the sleep deprivation that made you give in to his whining, pressing your lips to his forehead tenderly before wishing him a goodnight - and not the blooming feelings in your chest every moment you spent with him.

On another night - that night - you found yourself staring at the ceiling of your room and bored out of your mind. Unfortunately, everyone you knew had been unavailable that Friday; even Jun had yet to come back from practicing at the dance studio he and a few of his friends ran. It was around 7:30pm when he texted you he wouldn’t be home until late, knowing you’d be worried if he hadn’t come home at eight like he usually did. That was four hours ago, and it was just a bit past 11pm.

You groaned, turning over onto your side as you stared at the wall next. You’re greeted by a collage of picture frames containing some of your favorite moments in your life. Your eyes flit across the glass. There were photos of your graduation from university; another of you and your friends when you were in high school; some of just you - and in the center of it all, there was you and Jun looking like that picture-perfect couple you wanted both of you to be.

It was the first day you two moved in together. You two were sat on the beige couch that came from Jun’s old place, your bright green pillows on opposite sides while you two were positioned in the middle - stuck together like glue. Your other friends always said that both of you were like two peas in a pod. Some even hoped that you two would end up together; you did too a little bit, even when you thought it’d never happen.

You sighed as you eyed Jun’s smile. It was taken when he miraculously started growing another tooth after losing one during a performance. He had been so shy to take pictures afterward that it took you every bargaining chip you had just to convince him to take the picture with you. (“Makes it a little more homey,” you shrugged, completely missing the way his eyes sparkled at his home screen after you had sent the very same picture to him. You still didn’t know he printed a copy to put in his wallet, and you still haven’t noticed.)

A buzz from the side of your head brought you back to the present as the little jingle Jihoon made and sent to you rang from your phone. Your hand flailed to your side, grabbing for it before you glanced at the caller ID. It was Jun. You picked up immediately.

“Did I wake you?” Jun’s voice traveled through your ears, and you have never found more comfort than in the way the tone at the end of his sentence was higher out of concern. You don’t miss the awkward chuckle at the end of his sentence. It hadn’t even been a minute since you picked up the call, but your cheeks were already starting to hurt.

You laugh softly, “no, I was awake. Couldn’t sleep.” A low hum came from Jun. “Why are you calling, anyways? Did you lock yourself out again?” There had been instances Jun forgot to take the keys to your apartment, and you had to open the door for him or had him wait for you until you came home on more than one occasion.

“Not this time. I’m on my way back from the studio, and I was wondering…” he trailed.

“Do you wanna go on a convenience store run? I should be there in a few minutes.”

While usually, you’d be too lazy to go out, there was a tenderness in Jun’s voice to which your heart couldn’t help but be stirred. It was as if it was trying to tug you towards him every chance, and you couldn’t blame the way your entire existence had started to crave for him. Plus, it was Jun asking. How could you say no?

“Ok-”

“Great! I’ll wait for you in the lobby! It's my treat, okay?”

It wasn’t long until Jun reached his destination. He tapped his foot against the carpeted floor as he sat on one of the lounge chairs positioned on one side of the lobby. With every open of the metal doors, he silently anticipated your appearance. Every time the contraption let out a ding, his eyes shot from his smartphone to the corner of the room and hoping it might finally be you that came out.

He was staring at a cat video that made him think about what it'd be like to cuddle you with a little furball between you when you finally arrived. You stopped short of a meter in front of him, dressed in nothing more than sweatpants and one of his hoodies he left lying around in the apartment. When he looked up to see you bashfully playing with the strings of his jacket, Jun felt like he lost all feeling in his legs.

"I was too lazy to dig through the closet. It was the first thing I saw. I hope you don't mind."

God, if he wasn't in love with you before, he surely was now.

The convenience store wasn't too far; in fact, it was only a six minute walk from the apartment complex. It was four minutes if you and Jun raced each other - which you did on nights to decide who would treat who (of course, it was Jun who always won. Though, he'd loose on purpose from time to time if only to see you light up the moment you'd gotten your hands on the snack that he'd inevitably would be paying for). The usual bustle of city life had already thinned out just two hours earlier, leaving you two to pass the sidewalk without any danger and laughing all the way until you would eventually reach those glass doors to snack heaven.

You skipped merrily in front of Jun. "How'd practice go?" You questioned, mentally counting each step you took and recounting after loosing track of it. Sometimes, your roommate would notice, and he'd fall into step with you. That alone always made your days a little bit better.

He hummed, jogging right up next to you. His eyes shifted towards his feet for a split second and analyzed your footwork before matching your rhythm - right, left, right, left, right, and left. Jun looked up to you (with all the love in the world, but you never noticed).

"Not too tiring considering we're doing another dance cover. We're hoping to post at least one more in the next few weeks." He explained, recalling the routine he'd just practiced an hour prior. Soonyoung set the goal a week and a half ago after their most recent cover blew up online, and they decided to take advantage of the newfound popularity to advertise the dance studio.

"What's the song? Maybe I'll give it a listen tomorrow if I have the time." Then you'd watch them if you ever decided to drop by next week. Maybe you'd even bring some snacks, knowing they were always starving at the end of their practice.

Jun told you just as you finally stopped in front of the store. The automatic doors sliding open for you to scurry yourselves in and immediately head to separate isles out of muscle memory. Jun watched you from the mirror in the corner, crouching down to swipe a bag of chips. The sight made him smile.

You two reconvened at the register, and after paying, you two ended up outside once more. By then, the air had only become chillier, and it was only then you felt your fingertips feel to frost over. Jun noticed, of course; why wouldn't he? Your fingers started to twitch, your instincts acting immediately and making you pull down the sleeves of the jacket. With how long he spent living with you, picking apart your habits was bound to happen.

"Cold?" He shuffled the paper bag full of your treats onto his left arm as you took the spot to his right. You fidgeted, rubbing your palms against the fabric in an effort to bring them warmth. The way Jun whispered to you with care made your heart rate pick up.

"Yeah, just a little," your cheeks warmed to the notion that he cared enough to tell so easily when you're cold, "I'll be okay though. It'll only take a few minutes until we go back to the apartment."

Jun frowned. Cautiously, his right pinky grazed against your hand. It was only a few seconds, but it sent sparks of electricity straight to his heart. He glanced at your face, wondering if you would pick up on his small attempt to hold your hands. When he found you still continuing on, without such indication that his touch had earned your attention, he almost physically deflated.

Two minutes pass in silence; you two are already halfway back to the apartment. In truth, you did feel his touch, but the way it made your brain blank did little to remedy the overthinking. You pretended like it was no big deal despite the thoughts swirling in your head. Do I hold his hand? Does he want me to?

Stewing in your thoughts doesn't leave you much time because you find yourself back at the entrance of your apartment complex. A part of you feels disappointed at your lack of confidence. Even if you did feel shy, you still wanted to hold his hand. Sure, you've held hands once or twice on other occasions, ones attributed to Jun's slight protectiveness - it's just that something about tonight felt different.

When you crossed the threshold of the elevator, you stared blankly at the doors as they closed. Your tongue felt like lead, the silence still permeating between you.

Then you felt it.

The spontaneous combustion of fireworks in your chest as your heart hammered against your ribcage. Jun had wrapped his hands around your own. Your head snapped up to look at him, his own head turned away from you to hide away his own embarrassment. But the reddening of the tips of his ears easily gave him away. You gave his hand a squeeze, and you leaned a bit closer to his side.

Maybe you could go on more of these spontaneous midnight convenience store runs.

#luv.svt #luv.fic #seventeen x reader #seventeen x you #seventeen x y/n #wen junhui x reader #jun x reader #junhui x reader #kpop x reader

[sweetestberryofthebunch]

Very secret anon here! Would you write

“it’s not much, but i got you this.”

for dayasco? I deserve a gift this valentines day😌

I know I’m late with these but to be fair I was already late when I posted the prompts so I guess that checks out huh. But yeah, it’s midnight and I’m listening to Lana deal rey and it’s got me y e a r n i n g so let’s get at these Valentine’s blurbs, shall we? Thank you, super secret anon, for this little ask! I als slightly altered the wording of the prompt, but it’s still the same theme!

College was hard. Classes started early in the morning, ended way too late and still left so much to work up and study for, it kind of felt illegal. Once Daya finally got ahead of her assignments, or at least didn’t completely drown in them, bills and fees crept up on her, forcing her to spend what little time of her day wasn’t occupied by studies and formulas to be spent in the stinky little Starbucks just off campus, working her ass off for a minimum wage. More often than not, the moment she got home, Daya simply collapsed in bed. And often, Bosco wasn’t even home yet. Her server job kept her occupied far into the night, so usually she’d sneak in on her tiptoes as the clock switched from pm to am, crawling into bed and snuggling up to Daya, whose sleeping form rarely stirred before dawn.

To say they didn’t get to spend as much time together as they wish they could was an understatement. And even though Daya made sure to keep Bosco entertained at work, sending stupid memes or salty commentary on her co workers idiocy her way, it just wasn’t the type of romance they’d pictured for themselves when they had moved off campus and into their tiny studio apartment together.

And sadly, Valentine’s Day was no different. Daya came home around nine, dropped a bag of Bagels and muffins into the fridge for tomorrow, took out whatever leftovers she could find and threw them into the microwave. Dinner in bed, an episode of Game of Thrones (the good seasons, duh) on her Laptop, a quick shower, checking on the laundry and her schedule for tomorrow, lights off, right to bed. Her back hurt bad today, and her legs were sore from standing behind a counter for hours, fake smiling at every stupid student coming in.

Four hours later, the door creaked open again. Bosco tiptoed inside, dropping her shoes and bag at the entrance, creeping over to the bathroom to quickly change into one of Daya’s shirts, wipe their face, and then tiptoe over to the bed.

But as she settled down beside her girlfriends body tonight, she felt Daya’s body shift behind her. Long, warm arms wrapped around her from behind, pressing Bosco‘s back up against Daya‘s front, the taller girl nose buried in her dark hair, taking in her scent. Bosco chuckled in surprise, a little giggle following when she felt Daya’s lips against her neck, featherlight kisses all over her skin.

„Hi“, her voice was husky, still full of sleep. Bosco was surprised she was awake at allem usually nothing could interrupt Daya’s slumber. Her next words however gave an explanation. „Happy Valentines Day.“

Again, Bosco couldn’t help the giggle that escaped their throat, turning around in Daya’s embrace. There were dark circles under her girlfriend’s eyes, lids heavy with sleep. They couldn’t help but smile at the sight, connecting their lips in a gentle kiss.

„That was yesterday, Daya. It’s 1 am.“ Bosco’s tone was playful, but Daya’s brows still knit together in offense.

„Fuck off“, she grumbled, pushing herself away from Bosco and onto her elbows. One hand disappeared behind her, the sound of nails scratching wood as she scrambled through her bedside table. „Got you something.“ Finally, her hand came to a halt and she turned back around to face Bosco, some small object hidden in her closed fist. „I know its not much, but it made me think of you. I’m sorry I didnt have time to wrap it…“

Before Daya got to say anything else, Bosco grabber her hand, their head slightly shaking. „Just shut up and show me!“

So Daya opened her fist. Her fingers revealed a small, silver shining ring, made to resemble a set of vampire teeth, with a set of long, sharp fangs. Bosco’s fingers found the little object, holding it up for closer inspection. It was heavier than it looked, but the feeling of the slight weight in her hand was nice.

„It’s real gunmetal“, Daya explained, watching Bosco smile at the little object. „I know a ring might be a little much, don’t read into it too much, I just really couldn’t help myself.“

Once again, Bosco shook her head, silencing Daya in the process. She slipped the ring onto her right middle finger, holding the hand up to marvel at the perfectly fitting ring. „Daya“, she whispered, turning to face the blonde girl. „It’s perfect.“

Their newly accessorised hand found Daya’s cheek, pulling her in for another kiss. „And don’t worry, maybe I’ll marry you once you’re a loaded biologist. For now, this is perfect. Absolutely perfect.“

#super secret anon #dayasco #berry‘s writings

[screechthemighty]

Didn't wait for an answer, here's a selection of the funniest random observations I made while reading a terrifying amount of Moon Knight last year:

Werewolf by Night #32:

I shouldn't be shocked seeing how I'm starting on the 32nd issue of an obscure comics character but I have. Zero clue what's going on.

"I've never been celibate when it comes to curiosity" why would you phrase it like that.

"Out to do my job and collect my bread" *thinks of the meme and tries not to scream-laugh in public*

Marvel Spotlight #28

This dude is really calling himself Conquer Lord and has an alligator pit, comics are WILD

Marvel Two-in-One #52

...he...he tried to kill me with a forklift...

Moon Knight #1

Marlene get it together damn

Okay no but actually Marc immediately getting up, rambling cryptic nonsense, stealing a cloak off a statue, and then running to kill a guy is so on brand.

Moon Knight #4:

"The flash blinded me!!" smug matt murdock laughter

Moon Knight 6:

"I don't much like Marc Spector" the more things change etc. etc. etc.

"Kill the Americans" *frenchie voice* EXCUSE YOU-

Moon Knight 7:

WE HAVE THE MUSTACHE LADIES AND GENTS, WE HAVE THE MUSTACHE

"Speaking of your precious pretty boy millionaire" JAKE PLEASE LMAOOO

Moon Knight 10:

Ah yes, a mental breakdown while soaking wet...classic.

"Emotionally turbulent public chauffeur" I am ONLY calling Jake that from now on

PLEASE NOT HIM ALAS POOR YORICK-ING ON A GARGOYLE...

Moon Knight 12:

What in the Russian Sleep Experiment is going on here on this day

Moon Knight 16:

Invoking Diana and Charles aged very badly lmao

Moon Knight 22:

How many car crashes has Frenchie been in this run?? Like three or four by now????

Moon Knight 27:

"What's the going price for a cop" JACOB LOCKLEY LMAO

NOT THE KINGPIN, MATT WHERE ARE YOU

"The Kingpin can wait until another day" *muffled matt voice* NO PLEASE HE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW COME BACK

Moon Knight 28:

"If you're lucky, you don't wake for a week" PRETTY sure that's called a coma

"You both deserve a kiss" I can promise you, Khonshu does not

Moon Knight 34:

0/10 they made Gena cry

Moon Knight 35:

"The man's determination is both inspiring and frightening." That's it, that's the system.

Moon Knight 37:

"Bottled up hostility and fists, fists, fists." That's why you're not allowed to hang out with Daredevil

Fist of Khonshu 4:

I hate that this version of the mask has lips

Fist of Khonshu 6:

This run was kind of ass, full offense.

West Coast Avengers Collection:

Wait why are they putting Tony in a special tank for the suit...just take the suit???

PLEASE NOT CLEA FLIRTING WITH BEN FRANKLIN

Moon Knight doesn't show up until almost 80% of the way through, I want my money back.

"The Temple of Khonshu" ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP, YOU STUPID PIGEON

"Time has split in seven" please stop splitting time...

West Coast Avengers 31-37:

Marc voice: sorry babe, just dissociating and chatting with my moon god

I'm sorry, Doctor Doom Norted a boy?????

Marc: I have a plan *immediately gets beamed in the head by a mace* Tigra: Is...is that the plan?????

WAIT HE'S BEEN POSSESSED BY KHONSHU THIS WHOLE TIME???

Everyone: wow, ain't love grand Bobbi: I'm divorcing Clint

Marc Spector: Moon Knight 9

Okay as much as I like unkillable Marc, it is a little funny when he's walking around complaining about his ribs

Amazing Spider-Man 353-358

Midnight really does look like Eren Jaegar and it's distracting

Did Frank. Did Frank really just risk blowing his cover to make a pun.

Daken: Dark Wolverine 15:

"The fact that I may collapse any second from blood loss begs to differ" Marc I am begging you to get to a hospital.

Moon Knight (2014) - Wood Edition:

Marc showing up looking homeless with a dusting of his own blood = SO ON BRAND

AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GETTING HIS ASS KICKED Marc, never change

MARC SPECTOR HAVING A NORMAL ONE

Moon Knight (2016) - Lemire Edition:

FINALLY BACK BABY LET'S GO

I'm sorry but the fact that this IS all in Marc's head and he's remember his friends with such fondness is...I'm emo...

"I'm nothing without my friends, Gena" screaming crying frothing at the mouth etc.

"Maybe my job was just to get us here. Give you a chance to rest." SCREAMING. CRYING. ETC. ETC.

Absolutely hate that his "dying" thoughts are of his friends, Lemire I'm coming for you personally

"I'll see Gena. She'll know what to do." tries not to scream in public

"That's a very specific lead, Crawley" all of his leads are like that my dude

Steven just watching Anput bite that dude's throat like "oof sucks for that guy. anyway-"

Moon Knight (2017) - Suffering in the Bemis Run:

Oh she is about to make this so much worse.

OH YOU MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE

"The inspector holmes of kung fu madmen" what am I READING, what YEAR IS IT???

"Marc Spector can be overly confident" that's the first correct thing you've said all issue, dude

I don't like the use of "psychopath" as an insult but someone (presumably Steven or Jake but MAYBE Khonshu) putting Marlene in his phone as "let it go" IS pretty funny [Note from present me: My theory for this is that it was Steven, since as of the Mackay run only Marc and Jake still seem to have strong feelings for her.]

Kicking his flaming pants onto Sun King was definitely not beneath him. That's extremely on brand.

Guys I'm tired...

Doctor Strange Damnation:

"In, but out of his mind" oh this is already gonna get exhausting

"Try not to kill any of them. That means you, Knight" HI, HELLO, BLADE IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE, JOHNNY BURNS PEOPLES' SOULS OUT, WHY ARE YOU SINGLING HIM OUT???

I'M NOT GONNA READ GHOST RIDER TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE SHUT UP

Avengers: Age of Khonshu (oh boy):

Thor with baby! Thor with baby!!

"Consorting with moon wizards" STILL NOT THE WEIRDEST THING HE'S EVER DONE

"quivering chicken-god" HEY only we're allowed to call him that! (there is something weirdly wholesome about Marc taking the lead, though)

I've only had Robbie Reyes for five seconds but I'd commit a felony for him

YOU'RE ARRESTING KHONSHU???? YOU CAN'T ARREST KHONSHU???????

Okay update, I guess Thor can arrest Khonshu. I hope they go for the punishment of having Loki throw birdseed at him for the next couple thousand years.

T'Challa: You should join up with us now that we're done fighting. Marc, thinking about how everyone called him crazy BEFORE he did some dumb boneheaded shit, and how much worse it'll be now that he beat up Thor: Y'know what i'm GOOD, THANKS-

Moon Knight - MacKay Edition:

VAMPIRE MLM, TRULY THE FACE OF EVIL

Man, Marc is just trying to turn a new leaf, help some people, and people REALLY CANNOT JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE, HUH...militant atheists on one hand, religious extremists on the other, my dude needs a NAP

"You lost me at 'destroy our enemies' but I appreciate the effort" Reese I'd die for you I hope you know that

"And that makes us brothers" Marc this is why you've gotta start hanging out with Jake and Steven again, every other brother you've had has sucked lmao

"You know I can see in the dark, right?" "You know I can't, right?" D&D parties with the token human be like-

#screech reads moon knight #that sure was a time in my life #these aren't even all the random notes I took just the funny ones I had saved in a notes app

[epickiya722]

REACTIONS TO EPISODE 3 - ONE'S JUSTICE (... like the game?!)

That is a joke, folks. If I get "This chapter came before the game" or some other stupid reply I'm deleting it and blocking you. It is a JOKE.

Still salty from... nevermind...

You all know the drill, my reactions are genuine and played for laughs! Don't take them too seriously. Some of you need to be told this for anything, honestly.

Before we get into the episode, folks!

Look, I am aware that because of what happened some people hate Hawks and love Twice, and vice versa. Personally, I'm pretty neutral on the situation for the fact that it can be interpreted in many different ways so therefore I'm 🤷🏿‍♀️. I don't hate either character.

With that, it's been MONTHS since I got any message in my inbox of any hero or villain slander and I would love to keep it that way.

I already made a post about how I think it's very stupid that people have to choose sides because others insist they do. If you like Hawks, you like Hawks. If you like Twice, you like Twice. Let it be.

Harassing people over who their favorite character is because you hate the character is by far one of the stupidest, most pathetic thing you can do in this fandom and in other fandoms. Just don't interact with that person and call it a day!

LAST EPISODE'S REACTIONS!

NOW TO THE REACTIONS!!

I won't lie, I wasn't expecting a recap again but I'm glad they replayed that scene when Eraser Head tripped the Doctor.

Intro a banger as always!

When Re-Destro stressed out! 🤣 Man's went from 🙂 to 😠 and the delivery was *chef's kiss*. HILARIOUS!

Edgeshot coming in with the killer move. "Move, you die. Try me, bitch." Okay, he didn't say that. Still though! I love Edgeshot.

"It's called Electrification?" What if Kaminari called it something else?! Huh?! Like Wattz?!

I forgot how acrobatic Midnight is... GO, QUEEN!! THAT FLIP!

If Curious hadn't died, I'm sure an interview between her and Midnight would be a fun one.

"Stay still and have a nice nap." Again, GO, QUEEN! Second, Midnight really out here "Take your ass to sleep" on people when you think about it! XD

KAMUI WOODS!!!

YES, MUDMAN REPRESENT 1B!!! REPRESENT!!

SHEMAGE, YES!! CLASS 1B, REPRESENT!!!

For anyone new, yes, I love 1B just as much as I love 1A.

*Shows Twice and Hawks* Hello Darkness my old friend...

Skeptic grinding his teeth was funny to me. He's like so irritated. Drop your hair care routine, my guy.

Twice was so scared and Hawks looks like an absolute menace! *shivers*

You know what, I love Twice, I do. But Hawks had a point about his quirk. If the cards were played right in the villains' hands sooner, Japan could have already be in absolute chaos. Luckily, Twice's clones are actually easy to wipe out with large attacks and well, Twice is Twice. Seriously, how can you hate the guy?

Just saying, even though Hawks looks downright scary... that shot of him staring out through the darkness has meme potential.

I cried a little when Twice started to break down. HE CARES FOR HIS FRIENDS! HE CARES!! He blames himself for the Overhaul deal, and not once have I recalled the others in the LOV actually blame him which is so heartwarming and heartbreaking.

He thought it would be too sad had he not been welcoming to Hawks.

"You were just unlucky." Well, DAMN!

That's the thing with these characters. No character is really too good or too bad. Some of the villains show "heroic" traits. Some of the heroes show "villainous" traits. That's why I say we shouldn't have to choose which side we're on because it's not all black and white.

"You're a good person." Oooh, and there goes my feels. 😭😭😭

Okay, thanks to the Hawks and Twice scene, I had whiplash when it went to the other heroes because uh... what the hell is that??

VAST HYBRID: CHIMERA CENTAUR!!! LET'S GO, SUNEATER!!! YOU'RE DOING GREAT, SWEETIE!

"So cool! Say it again!" "Leave me alone!" Oh, Suneater!... relatable...

DARK SHADOW!!

FATAXI! I love how Tokoyami is just sitting there. Tiny little guy. Like even compared to his classmates, he's short.

"I'll become an even stronger hero." Yes. I believe in you, my goth bird son!

Oh! Twice got a half time cut title card! First villain, too, for this season! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Oooh... nope, nope, nope. I refuse to cry. I refuse... and the tears are coming... 😭😭😭

"... to protect everyone's happiness!" DAMN IT!! HOW CAN YOU NOT CARE A LITTLE?! HE JUST WANTS HAPPINESS!! HE WANTS HIS FRIENDS TO HAVE HAPPINESS!! THIS IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR!

"Twice, you did nothing wrong." See? Dabi cares!!!

Okay, the whole Dabi & Twice vs Hawks scene, still in my feels! So intense! That blue is BEAUTIFUL!

BUT! How did Dabi know his name... probably did his own research, I don't recall. Maybe Skeptic with his nosy ass.

As sad as that scene is... that poo line got a chuckle out of me. I forgot about that line!

Toga's reaction is just... I just got up. I need to lay back down.

WOW!! They made basically a tribute to Twice in the ending song! Anybody else notice?!

Overall Opinion? MY FEELINGS ARE HURT!! I'M CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING, WE'RE ALL CRYING!! COMPOSED THE MUSIC FOR THIS EPISODE DESERVES AN AWARD, DAMN IT!!! THE POWER IN THAT MUSIC! CLAP IT UP FOR THE CAST AND ANIMATORS! Seriously, can we appreciate them at least?!

As much as people complain about BONES, same energy should go into at least complimenting the creative team. Like Twice's VA, Daichi Endou, fabulous performance! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Excited to see what more goes down in the next episode!! "INHERITANCE" LET'S GOOOO!!!

#kiya watches #kiya reacts #just kiya's thoughts #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha s6 #bnha season 6 #bnha spoilers #hawks #hawks bnha #hawks mha #takami keigo #keigo takami #twice #twice bnha #twice mha #toga himiko #himiko toga #tamaki amajiki #amajiki tamaki #suneater #fatgum #fat gum #tokoyami fumikage #fumikage tokoyami #dabi #dark shadow

[tired-biscuit]

Hola! I was wondering if you could maybe write something about our boy Mr. Naruto Uzumaki???

Maybe songs that he would listen too when he's in loooovvve 🥰🤓 and possibly how he would express it to (y/n)? 👀👀

-🔮

hi, of course!! i made this for a modern au naruto, hope you don't mind. (also, i love how this page has become a naruto one, even though my fave is kiba, haha!!)

I think that lovesick, head-over-heels Naruto would listen to really upbeat songs, but wouldn't pay attention to the lyrics. He'd just enjoy the rhythm and tune of them; moving his head to the beat, doing a lil' random spin and a silly dance move in-between.

Songs I can see him listening to when he's super-duper in love:

Eli Eli by Misun

Hard Times by Paramore

Wonderland by Caravan Palace

Moonshine by Caravan Palace

All Night by Parov Stelar

Hooked On You by Parov Stelar

Deceptacon by Le Tigre

The Walk by The Cure

The most important thing when it comes to showing love towards y/n - Naruto would be obvious with it. We're talking about big, goofy grins that he wouldn't be able to wipe off of his face, glazed over eyes, a blush that'd deepen whenever she'd look at him and make eye contact.

He just wouldn't be able to stop smiling, and his friends would most surely make fun of him for it.

His voice would get deeper and more quiet than the usual boisterous tone he uses, as he'd turn somewhat shy around her. He'd tug on the collar of his sweater/t-shirt to try and cool down the fever burning within. Run his fingers through his hair a million times. Sweat more.

His love-language is touch, so he'd find any excuse he'd think good enough to hold her hand. To stroke her hair. To hug her. To just touch her. Even in bed, he'd curl himself around her; hand to her middle, his chest pressing flush against her back throughout most of the night; all until he'd fall asleep fully, and start his usual tossing and turning in bed. That'd be the time y/n would have to push away from him, in order to avoid the risk of getting smacked in the face.

He'd always try to impress her with bad jokes, skills, awful pick-up lines and whatnot. She'd roll her eyes at him, but blush just the same. Surprisingly, bad jokes work when they come from him.

He'd tidy up his place whenever she'd come visit. His apartment wouldn't be spotless, but he'd try to get to that standard as close as possible. Naruto can be a bit of a slob, but he'd turn into a proper little housekeeper whilst she'd be over. Just for her.

He'd take random pictures of her all the time. While they'd be riding the train; snap! While she'd be drinking her morning coffee; snap! Applying her make-up; snap! Reading a book; snap! He'd have an entire photo album dedicated to his one and only sweetheart.

He would never hesitate to say "I love you." In fact, he'd say it first. Sure it would be a nearly incoherent mumble whilst he'd be blushing like a sucker from the nerves, but he'd still say it first, goddammit!

His love would be simple, but unyielding. He'd hug her whenever she'd come home from work. He'd press a kiss on both of her cheeks before placing one on her lips. He'd hug her from behind when she'd cook. He'd set up alerts on his phone for important dates, because he's forgetful, but really tries not to be. He'd wash her hair under the shower, and tell her how much he likes her new shampoo and if he could use it, too. He'd try to cook, but burn everything to a crisp. He'd spam her phone with memes and stupid text messages, but save the best TikToks to show them to her in person, so that they could laugh at them together.

But most importantly:

Naruto would do just about anything for the person that would succeed in stealing that big, golden heart to beat within his ribcage. Because being accepted and appreciated and adored makes him thrive.

Being loved makes him thrive.

And Naruto Uzumaki would offer the moon and every single star on the midnight sky just to be loved.

#naruto x y/n #naruto uzumaki #uzumaki naruto #naruto au #naruto #naruto x reader #headcanon #naruto headcanons #naruto x you #biscuit drabbles

[darlingatlas]

2022 Fanfic Meme

Was pleasantly surprised to be tagged by @wordsofawanderingsoul, so cheers to that!

Word Count for the year: 72,910

Number of stories posted to Ao3: 5 this year, 8 overall

Pairings written for:

Phoenix Wright/Hershel Layton

Karliah/Female Dragonborn

Fandoms I wrote for:

Ace Attorney

Professor Layton

Elder Scrolls V (Skyrim)

Batman

Ghostbusters

Most popular story: “Jason Todd...Ghostbuster?” with a total of 366 kudos and 4854 hits! (Though I will admit, I was hit with a kudos bot last year, so my kudos are skewed unfortunately)

Story I’m most proud of: Again, “Jason Todd...Ghostbuster?” has to be the one I’m most proud of because it’s my longest one with almost 50k words and I’m not even half-way through what I have planned!

Funniest: It’s a toss up between “What Do Bees Make?” and “More Than Meets the Eye.”  WDBM? was a crack fic I wrote at midnight because I love the ‘What do bees make? Honey? Yes, Dear?’ gag. MTMTE is also funny because I love writing Karliah just growing increasingly exasperated at the stupid and weird things about Duna (my Dragonborn for the fic).

Saddest: "To Live Another Life,” hands down. I wrote this after a friend mentioned how if you go back to the prison cell you start off in with the Alternate Start Skyrim mod, there’s a skeleton in the bed, kinda implying you had died and were reincarnated into your current character. Legit teared up when I wrote it. (I was also (lovingly) shamed by my friend who beta’d it because I wrote the draft in Comic Sans)

Least Popular: “More Than Meets the Eye,” but I expected it because it’s an OC story. However, I am pleased to see I have some subscribers for it! Also, funny thing to note. One of my friends had actually read this fic before I told them I wrote fanfiction.

Most Cringe-worthy: I try to be proud of what I wrote, so I’m gonna take a page out of wordsofawanderingsoul’s book and go with fics that were out of my comfort zone. “To Live Another Life” was definitely something that was new territory because I had never written second-person POV before. It was a fun exercise, and I’m happy with how it turned out.

Favorite opening line(s): From “What Do Bees Make?” “They’re totally into each other.”

“I don’t think they are.”

“Apollo, I can literally hear the affection in their voices,” Athena deadpanned as she pointed to her ear. “Plus, you still can’t accept the fact that Klavier has been flirting with you since day one, so I'm taking your opinion with a grain of salt right now.”

Favorite Closing line(s): Also from “What Do Bees Make?” Neither of the two men said anything for a few seconds, both content to keep their faces hidden.

“Well, Phoenix, I believe that, as some of my students would say, we’ve been ‘had,’” the Professor sighed.

Phoenix groaned in agreement before he slowly removed his hands from his face.

“Okay, you got us.” He moved back to the couch and grabbed Layton’s hand. “Hershel and I are dating.”

Top scenes from anywhere I would choose to have illustrated: 

Jason’s locker from ch 17 of “Jason Todd...Ghostbuster?

Or the meeting with a certain character in the same chapter ;)

Honestly, I’d die and go to Heaven if I could have any scene illustrated from that fic.

Karliah patching up the Dragonborn in the first chapter of MTMTE

Athena, Luke, and Apollo gossiping about Phoenix’s and Hershel’s relationship in “What Do Bees Make?”

Stories I haven’t yet written, but intend to:

Vignettes for Jason Todd...Ghostbuster?

“The Story of Sir Blue Knight and Sir Top Hat” 

A one-shot based off this headcanon I made a while back

It would also serve as a story that would branch into a sequel of “I Beg Your Pardon?”, a post PLvsPW fic detailing all the craziness that’s Phoenix’s life. (If I ever decide to get my shit together and wrote more of it).

Some stories continuing after “More Than Meets the Eye” is finished.

“See No Evil, Speak No Evil”

A Daredevil/Batman: Under the Red Hood (comic) crossover fic

Basic plot summary: Jason settles down in Hell’s Kitchen after his confrontation with Batman ended with his throat getting slit by a batarang and leaving him unable to speak. He ends up meeting Matt Murdock at a church and has an enlightening encounter with the man.

Fic-writing goals for 2023:

Continue “I Beg Your Pardon?”

Attempt to get 2/3 of the way through “Jason Todd...Ghostbuster?”

If I could finish it, I’d be over the freaking moon

Finish up “More Than Meets the Eye”

I’ll throw down some writers I follow, whether they chose to do it or not is up to them. 

Hey @puddlesandparkinglots @impyssadobsessions @xysidhequeen! I choose you!

#writing meme #ace attorney #Professor Layton VS Ace Attorney #professor layton vs phoenix wright #professor layton #Skyrim #my fics #my fanfiction #my fanfic #ghostbusters #Batman Under The Red Hood

[suuho]

Highlight/B2ST!

highlight/b2st

✦ my first bias: hm. doojoon and yoseob. ✦ my current bias(es): i would say doojoon and yoseob but i have been called out as a doojoon and gikwang bias multiple times, so #what is the truth? i am ot4 for life, tho. ✦ my album and/or era ranking (or favorite of each): the blowing (i think not the end is the best title track in their 15y long history) -> fiction and fact -> time/daydream -> midnight sun -> after sunset -> calling you/highlight/beast is the b2st -> celebrate/shock of the new era -> outro etc. ✦ how i got into them: man, i literally was a kpop fan in 2010, do you think there was a way around beast? there simply was not, and then they released fiction and fact and it was everywhere. but it literally took me until last year to connect that beast is highlight now, lmao, can you believe that? (thx to my beloved anon, you know who you are). and now here we are! ✦ which member would be my best friend: oh my god, i have been thinking about this because i randomly think about them all day long, to be honest. clown behavior but whatever. and it would definitely be yoseob, and then gikwang. which is hilarious because i think my hobbies align way more with doojoon and dongwoon. but yoseob and i would be it. i always gravitate towards the singers because i think we naturally get along, but dookwang and i are both obsessed with sports. so, i just think they would have to expand the group and accept me as their fifth member. ✦ something i associate with them (or with a bias/any member): most of all that they just make me so happy, which is like. that sounds so sad and stupid, but they really just make me so happy. it makes me so proud to be their fan because they are so talented and strong and they have made the choice to stay with each other and keep this group alive and that, man. that just makes me cry. i want everyone to have people in their life that love you enough to weather whatever storm could come your way. with highlight, their enlistment never felt like a disbandment either, i think it was always so obvious they'd come back. anyways. i also associate periwinkle, forest green, pastel pink and sky blue with them. lol. also random. the sea, too. and spring! raw talent. terrible outfits and bad haircuts. backflips on stage. gikwang's broadcasting incident. the rain season meme. doojoon's fear of heights and anything considered an amusement ride, and how the group makes sure to be mindful of that and take care of him. how he, in return leads them with a steady heart and such fondness. gikwang and yoseob having known each other for 18 years. dongwoon's flawless vocal performance during beautiful show 2015 in seoul. how he thinks highlight were destined to be together.

📥 send me a kpop group & i'll answer!

#me: a clown #but thank you!!! #long post

[tiredassmage]

Dot’s SWTOR 1 Year Roundup

Happy New Year (please save me from the fireworks); I’ve just realized I have been playing SWTOR for over a year now, so to entertain me while I wait for some of the fireworks hype to (hopefully) fizzle out enough that I can sleep, I decided to dig through the halls of Discord conversations, screenshot logs, etc., to catalogue some of my favorite moments, thoughts, and other odds and ends of a year and change with the game that still has me outrageously stuffed in its pocket over a year later, lmao.

I’m not really a big New Years person myself and I generally don’t partake in much of the reflection or resolutions bit, but... this got a bit emotional, I have to admit, lol. This game’s truly been part of some of my best memories for 2022 and it was really nice to stop and appreciate that a bit.

I remember starting SWTOR because I was fishing around for a new game, probably in a patch lull of XIV or something, and I distinctly remember thinking and saying, “it’s free to start, what’s the worst that could happen?”

And that turned out to be one of the best decisions for me, apparently, lmao.

Long post ahead XD

A lot of my early SWTOR experiences were logged on my other laptop that’s since been repurposed for school use, so I don’t have a ready log of everything, but throwback shout out to Jedi Consular starting it all. This one’s for you, Yuon. For the best damn Jedi Master a padawan could ask for!

I made a lot of fond memories bringing one of my favorite OCs to the SWTOR universe - many serious Star Wars experiences, and many others where I said stupid shit and made mental memes.

That time we fought a load of Sith on Voss to the mental soundtrack of Toxic by Brittany Spears! Also, the origin of one of my friends saying probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard about him and that was “man’s lightsaber has more meat on its bones than him.”

They weren’t wrong. Also, SWTOR is a perfectly functioning game that knows how dualsabers work. (Love you, SWTOR)

(Sir, I don’t think that’s how you experience with Valkorian worked.)

And there was also this explanation I had to offer to friends at some point in my ramblings, which is maybe the most relatable thing I’ve ever had to say about gamer inventories:

Judging from my screenshots (I have. Too many. Let’s not talk about it), Tyr came crashing into my life May, 2022. And I wolfed down the Imperial Agent story in ungodly time. Baby Tyr is too powerful for the post editor atm, but I have screens of him confronting Jadus from like the 10th and two days later he was on Corellia. Checks out, given how ravenously I completed his second run lately.

(Baby Tyr finally earned rights to join the post after a bit more writing, apparently, lol)

And under a week after that, I gave him main character problems and he was dealing with KOTXX! The power of love for your favorite glowstick, I mean, OC!!!

This also collectively means that I managed to finish all 8 class stories in under a year - several of which I’ve run at least twice now. It’s been an absolute blast and I’m still exploring different ways they can play out with different alignments and decisions. It’d felt like it’d been a while since I’d been so taken with a game and it’s genuinely been a pleasure to experience it again.

And, of course, diving headfirst into Tyr’s story drove a lot of my creative output this year. I love developing characters, getting invested in them, but I’d gotten into a bit of a struggle bus with it for a while before I plunged into Tyr’s experiences. It was probably midnight or so when I wrapped my first SWTOR fic or two and I just decided to say fuck it and take the plunge, post the thing and whatever happened happened.

Well, it turned out: what could happen would be a long series of fics and headcanons later, one of my favorite OCs, and a slew of lovely interaction with a truly wonderful community. I can’t say enough how much joy I’ve had getting into this game and throwing myself into the deep end of the community’s love for it and their characters. In the last several months, especially, I’ve made some lovely mutuals that have truly, genuinely made this year better. If I may indulge in some individual shoutouts, @captainderyn​ and @eorzeashan​, you’ve both been incredibly delightful highlights to my last several months and it’s been an incredibly valuable pleasure to me to share circles with you! And, of course, my bestie mvp @fatewalker-phoenix​ who has put up with my descent into this madness from the beginning, lol, and whom has also been one of the best damn friends I’ve ever had in the last few years. Enabler, listener, and supporter extraordinaire, life has truly been better with you in it <3.

This year, I also participated in my first few Secret Santa gift exchanges, both irl and in fan spaces! I was delighted to share in the experience and they were incredibly rewarding! I look forward to participating in more of these opportunities in the future.

I’ve got a whole second run of the Agent class story under my belt in the last month and Savosta and Rhystyl’s friendship has also become really fun to work with and explore. I’m fondly looking forward to another year with this game with so many ocs that have become so near and dear to me.

And a big, big shout out and thanks to y’all for being a part of it. <3

Warm wishes for a kinder 2023,

-Dot

(PS, victory appears to be mine!! The amount of fireworks going off by the end of this writing is significantly lower than when I started, lol!)

#dot talk #swtor #ch: astserses #ch: tyr #dot plays the star war

[octhbroken-a]

𝐓𝐀𝐆 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐘𝐎��� 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑

favorite color: Midnight black, and sapphire blue currently reading: What is “reading”? last song: You’re Mine by Dagames last series: Fuck if I can remember. It’s been a long ass time since I actually watched TV or anything like that. If youtube counts though, I’m currently watching Gab Smolders’ playlist on “I’m on Observation Duty”. last movie: Tomorrow War sweet / spicy / savory: All three, though spicy tends to be on the lower end of things. I just don’t like it as much, and I don’t see a point to stupid sauces that are made specifically to be hot rather than add flavor to things. currently working on: Memes, icon posts, asks/drafts, muse pages and other junk like that, and college stuff, though all of it is currently on hold due to... current complications.

Tagged by: @jardinae​ (More like stole it) Tagging: Take it. Don’t have the energy to tag anyone.

#[ the source of the eternal fount of suffering || ooc ] #[ details regarding the hidden bringer of misery || mun meme ] #[ dash meme ]

[valleyfthdolls]

OH I love starter memes! Hmm..."I wasn't spooked" with whoever you may have muse for?

“I-I wasn’t spooked.”

Michael catches his stutter on the first word, clenching his jaw as he tries to fight off the flustered blush creeping into his cheeks.

“You totally were,” Bee grins, flipping up her Chica mask. “You should’ve seen the look on your face!”

She twists her own dark face into an exaggerated expression of shock and horror, and Michael grimaces, biting his tongue.

“Eat it, Fitch,” He shoots back, earning him a single laugh from his best friend in response.

“I take it you caught the rerun of Halloween last night?” Bee teases, slipping her mask back on.

“Yeah, right,” Michael retorts. “You didn’t scare me, you just made me jump.”

Trying to prove he hadn’t been afraid of Bee’s stupid jumpscare, he refused to look away, knowing the relentless torment he’d be subjected to about how he really had been scared of a stupid movie.

…So what if he had.

“Anyways, I wasn’t scared,” Michael repeated. “Not of you and certainly not of that dumb movie.”

“”Dja like it, at least?”

Michael shrugged. “Wasn’t scary. It was alright, though.”

“Man. You never get scared of anything. You’re such a fucking weirdo, man. Always scaring the shit out of your siblings, but nothing even scares you?” She complained.

“Not my fault those brats are so easy to mess with.”

“But you never get scared.”

“Not my fault I’m not afraid of anything.”

“Right. Anyways, we got Halloween coming up in, what, a week? Two?”

“Just about it. What are you planning? More dumb jumpscares?”

“Try a dumb party. Ada’s parents are out of town for some stupid Halloween thing, so she’s celebrating with a party eight to midnight on Halloween night. It’d be funny if I took you along as a date. You know Ada would probably flip if I did that.”

Bee leaned over onto the back of her couch with the mischievous grin she always seemed to be sporting.

“Not gonna happen,” Michael said simply, waving a hand. “I’ve got fuckin’ babysitting duty for my siblings. Dad’s busy with the restaurant.”

“Just drop ‘em off there! Aren’t they doing a party there too?”

“Something like that.” Michael shrugged. “I’d have to take that up with Dad. He wants me watching over the kids while they trick or treat.”

“Why? So they don’t get picked off and killed during the night?” She teased.

“You’re fucking sick,” Michael laughed.

“Sounds like your dad was scared of that movie too.”

“I told you I wasn’t!”

#this is shitty lol #fnaf

[metroidprime2-echoes]

#take this stupid meme i made at midnight

[thunderheadfred]

🦅Hawks HC’s🦅

This is SO unnecessarily long. Some NSFW. Minors do not interact.

- - - - -

General

Has zero social life or hobbies outside of work. He knows it’s unhealthy, but like, who has the time?? Oh? Lots of people do?? Haha what are healthy work/home boundaries? He desperately wants to retire and always talks about a world without heroes, but the truth is he would have no idea what to do with himself if he got his way. Take him to a park at midnight and watch him turn into a giant repressed child on a swing. He’ll do a standing-360 and it will be terrifying.

Listens to music way too loud in his headphones to drown out wind noise. Probably half deaf at this point. His musical taste is wild; listening history all over the fucking place. Algorithms have no idea what to do with him.

That visor? It’s prescription. Wow is he far-sighted. He wears glasses. He’s not blind without them (rather the opposite) but they help him see things directly in front of him without massive eye strain. Yeah, he looks really hot in glasses.

Prefers communicating via text. Sometimes it’s a lot of dumb memes, but mostly it’s sincere. He can say what he means when he doesn’t have to put on a public front.

Smokes like a chimney. Self medicates with stimulants. Coffee, tobacco, sugar. Fidgety, likes things in his mouth or hands. Gnashes on toothpicks and popsicle sticks. He really should go back to therapy, huh? His teeth are sparkling white for the cameras but his breath could use some work. Chews gum a lot to compensate, and always does it really loudly with a big shit-eating grin.

Impatient as fuuuuuck. Rude about it. If you take too long doing anything, you’re going to hear a foot tapping. He’ll smile and laugh it off, never ever directly criticize you about it. But lord, the dramatic sighs. He WILL nudge you out of the way and take over in order to finish a task faster, and it’s truly fucking annoying.

LOVES food. Has the metabolism of an actual bird. Will seize upon any excuse to eat. No need to be self-conscious about eating in front of him; he wants you to enjoy it. Steals bites from you and talks with his mouth full. Prefers street food and take-out, usually eats while walking or flying. Sit-down restaurants are an invitation for gawkers.

He’s one of those celebrities that looks way taller on TV. In real life, he’s small and compact. So you’re surprised the first time you see him in person. He has a big head. Literally.

If you’re taller or bigger than him, he does Not Care. He treats everyone like they’re four feet tall, even Endeavor. Everything you do is cute. If you’re actually short, he’s going to carry you around all the time, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Collects big chunky overpriced watches. All the better to tell you you’re late.

Half his clothes are brand fucking new. Sometimes he forgets to take off the tags. (Don’t look at the prices, do NOT) He never seems to wear the same thing twice. He also never seems to go shopping. Brands just give him stuff, and he shrugs and goes “yeah okay.”

The other half of his clothes are old, faded, and patched up. Every item he acquires for himself has deep sentimental value. If you tell him to throw away that nasty ten-year-old pair of frayed cargo pants, be prepared to find out how wrong and evil you are for even suggesting it.

He doesn’t snore; he coos. Loudly. Like a fucking pigeon trapped in a megaphone.

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Dating

Gift-giving is his love language. Bringing your favorite snacks. Leaving novelty magnets on your fridge. He found a copy of that book/game/movie you mentioned like a month ago, don’t you remember? If he has to go out of town on a job, he’ll bring back the ugliest possible souvenir, just to annoy you.

He likes gifting jewelry especially. Covering you in shiny baubles, little golden things. Not expensive, but unusual. Antiques or handmade, even bizarre vending machine crap. Gets really handsy if you wear or show off his gifts.

Since you’re the first person who has given him The Feels, if you are resistant to his advances (like, say, because he’s way too famous and you’re terrified he’s gonna break your heart) he’s going to go fucking nuts trying to woo you. Doesn’t have a single patient bone in his body but will wait as long as it takes for you to come around. He’ll act like he’s cool with just being friends at first, just hanging out, haha. Oh you’re busy today? That’s cool. Inside he’s shrieking like a tea kettle. Go ahead, make him wait.

Don’t bother giving him a key to your place. He’s coming in through the bedroom window or patio door. Just put out a damn welcome mat on your balcony... or a bird feeder.

A bit of a voyeur. He likes to watch you do your normal routine without interruption. He can see from miles away so if you’ve got your lights on at night, he’ll creep for a while before he comes in. It comforts him immensely, seeing a little slice of the world that isn’t constantly in need of saving.

Is super talkative and funny but a terrible communicator. Makes more jokes the worse he feels. Will almost never tell you what he needs. Most of the time, he doesn’t even know. You will learn to read between the lines and gradually notice his tiny unconscious cries for help. Back rubs make him emotional.

He shows up at your place at the weirdest times. All hours. You’re never ready. At first it was infuriating, because you wanted to look your best and have time to prepare, but you figure out pretty quickly that seeing you in your natural state is his favorite thing. He never gets to be around normal people, doing normal things. A boring, lazy afternoon is his idea of paradise.

He’ll pick through your things and ask a world of invasive questions. A medicine cabinet raider. He wants to know every fucking tiny thing about you, live vicariously through you.

He actually lives in a top floor penthouse. Because I mean, where else? Never spends any time there; mostly he seems to roost on the balcony. He has used the front door maybe once. He much prefers your place, and will only take you back to his after months of dating. It’ll take like, an entire emergency. You’ll end up in his bed by mistake.

Because when you finally come over, he’s embarrassed. Its sparse. White. Things in boxes. A new furniture smell. Like he’s not done moving in, though he’s lived there for years. He wants you to move in So Bad but doesn’t want to be pushy. If you don’t start leaving your stuff there, he’ll steal things from your apartment. Where the hell is your favorite t-shirt? Or that pillowcase you like? Dammit Keigo.

He’s a decent cook, a habit he made himself pick up because he thought it might make him feel more normal. It... didn’t. He never actually cooks until you give him an excuse. He’ll bring you breakfast in bed and watch you eat every bite with big hungry eyes.

He’s got a separate wardrobe for his hero costume and all his feathers. Yeah. His feathers. Because he can detach and control his feathers at will, when he’s alone at home he kind of just... shucks off his wings. The first time you see him do it, your eyes fall out of your head. He walks around in a tee shirt and boxers with these ugly little stumps covered in brownish, blood-red down. It actually looks kind of gnarly, like he got mauled by a bear.

He’s never dated until you. No one has ever been in his apartment until you. No one has called him Keigo until you. He has some bigass intimacy issues. Because. Y’know. The trauma. But god, he wants you in his life so bad, even if he has no idea how to make time for your relationship.

He’ll want to keep you to himself for a while. Once you go public he’s going to have an arm around your shoulders at all times. Publicly Displays his Affection way more than is socially acceptable in Japan, and gives precisely -100,000 fucks.

His fans either love you or hate you. There is no in between. He will immediately take your phone and threaten to drop it from a great height if he catches you reading shitty gossip about the two of you. Does NOT care about his public image anymore, doesn’t want YOU to care about it either. He’s gonna retire soon anyway, remember? That’s a lie.

Being a charming motherfucker is the core of his public persona, so you will get jealous. A lot. He will flirt shamelessly without realizing it. He will get photographed in compromising positions with gorgeous people.

Once you accept that he’s basically an actor 80% of the time and that Hawks and Keigo are separate identities, you’ll both feel better. When he comes home (to YOU) and falls over exhausted and stops being Hawks(tm), when he scratches his ass or burps in front of you, when he yells to you from the bathroom, when he groans childishly about his shitty day while laying face-down in your lap, you’ll know you have nothing to worry about. Keigo is all yours.

Boundaries? Never heard of ‘em. He’s either a million lightyears away or he’s glued to your hip. The whiplash is astounding.

Absolutely says “I love you” wayyyyyy to soon. It thrills you but scares you off at the same time, because there’s no way Hawks - The Hawks - can actually mean it, right? (He does)

Rings? Nah. When things get serious, he will make a necklace out of a feather for you, and if you ever take it off, you better be asleep or in the shower. Even then you’re on thin fuckin ice. If you’re not wearing it he knows. He’s never mean about making you put it back on, it just makes him nervous if he can’t feel your heartbeat.

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SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS

High sex drive. Horny like 25/7. Probably a symptom of having way too much pent up stress.

Often takes care of it himself when he doesn’t have the emotional resources for anyone else, even his S.O. Figures you don’t want him coming on to you as often as he would like to, but he’s too stupid to talk to you about it first. Morning masturbator.

Yes he’s fucked around a lot but he’s not exactly a playboy either. People have always thrown themselves at him, and before he met you he let them do it. Especially when out of town and staying in a hotel. Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, etc.

He’d never be unfaithful to you though; his loyalty and dedication are frankly a little unsettling. Sometimes you feel like the only thing in his life other than hero work. Teach this man to knit. Make him join a book club. Christ. Anything.

Does in fact have seasonal mating patterns and it’s super embarrassing.

An underwear-sniffing perv. He’ll definitely hump your pillow.

Gets a sick thrill out of breaking in and startling you. Coming up behind you in the dark, sneaking into your bed. It’s probably his worst habit, and even he hates that he does it. If you get better at detecting him he’ll be so proud. Land a slap on him and he’ll be a horny mess.

Dog-whistles at you. Often from rooftops, and you have no idea where he is but you know he’s leering.

He will call you a lot of really stupid pet names. He likes the way you blush when he finds a newer, stupider one. Calls you angel when he’s really far gone.

Likes to scratch you with his stubble until your skin turns raw and sensitive. If it annoys you or hurts a little? Even better. Making you squirm is his new favorite thing. Especially when going down on you. Your inner thighs are always exfoliated.

His cock is average in every respect. This is not a bad thing. He knows how to please you with every totally normal inch of that cock. He has some kind of homing beacon installed on your sensitive spots.

Goes absolutely insane for blowjobs. Any time, any place.

Likes to bend you around in all kinds of positions with an assist from his feathers to hold up an ankle here, an arm there. Get used to floating mid-coitus. It just seems to happen.

Spanky.

His number one priority is making you feel adored and at home in his bed. Ohhhhh he likes to make you smile. But if you encourage him to get pushy and dominant with you, you will have a good, good time.

He’s switchy, and will lose his shit if you initiate or take control. Again, he’s always horny for you, because he can finally let go. Breathe in his direction and he’s hard.

Doesn’t moan much, but Babe, he’s a dirty talker. He’s not smooth or deliberate about it, it’s more like he can’t fucking believe you let him do whatever he wants to you. You like that huh? Like he’s in stages of shock. He’s singing your praises to high Heaven and muttering oh shit oh shit oh shittttttt and laugh-crying as he cums. He never talks about his feelings; he fucks about them.

After. Care. King. He loves pampering and clucking over you anyway, this is simply another excuse to do it. He knows exactly how much water you drink in a day. Can’t take care of himself for shit, but you? You’ll never have a need he won’t try to fill. What’s all that hero work for if not this? Yeah, soak it up. You deserve it.

#hawks #takami keigo #hawks headcanons #hawks x reader #hawks x y/n #hawks x you #gender neutral #smut #bnha #mha #mha headcanons #bnha headcanons #mha fanfiction #bnha x reader #mha x reader #fred writes #no idea why I’m writing these #guess I’m just in a Mood

[ow-anteater]

HCs

Not all of these will be cohesive, I do have like multiple alternate HCs for the same idea

Gabriel took Cole in without Jack’s permission,same for Genji. It is my favorite take the Jack increasingly grows frustrated with Gabriel’s impulse to just un-formally adopt every time he comes across a child in need of a parental figure. It’s Gabriel’s family planning and Jack is just along for the ride

It’s actually Gabriel who takes in Angela, I know she tends to be “Jack’s” but no, Jack might’ve recruited Angie, you can’t tell me Gabriel didn’t take one look at her and see “oh no, my overachieving daughter who pushes herself too hard, I must make sure she has a proper eating and sleeping schedule because she won’t do it for herself”

I know I’ve already made posts about it but personally making things is Gabriel’s love language, he made Cole’s cowboy getup, Fareeha has a mountain of stuffies he’s made her over the years, he starts knitting sweaters for Genji once he starts wearing clothes, all of my yarn HCs double as found family HCs

This is basically an AU but I love the Team Talon meme, Gabriel is team dad, Sombra and Amelie are his daughters, Moira is wine aunt, Sigma is grandpa, Akande is also in the family somehow

Ana is mom obviously, she decides if Gabriel can insert himself into her family she can do the same

Jack gives me stepdad vibes. Like he’s the new boyfriend that your single parent is. Trying to introduce you to and he’s awkward and embarrassing but also so painfully earnest

There’s an endless cycle of “Go ask your dad” on base where everyone’s continuously sent pingponging back and forth between Jack and Gabriel and you might think that Ana would be the final arbiter but actually everyone already knows what Ana would say, if there’s actually any debate going on it’s because she doesn’t care enough to have an opinion and also sends everyone to Jack and Gabriel

Everyone always goes all out for birthdays, Gabriel bakes, Jack decorates, and Ana manages the presents, that’s how every birthday is done

Everyone thinks Jack is the straight laced one, no Gabriel is the “buzzkill” and Jack is the one who’s always encouraging all the stupid reckless shit

Jack is the “supportive” one, Ana and Gabriel are the “is that practical” parents, Angela makes PowerPoints for like fun (about the most random things, “the historical propaganda behind carrots”) and Jack is he one who will sit through the whole thing and eagerly listen to all her points and then talk to her about it, he’s the one who listens to Lucio’s midnight phone recordings of ideas for new songs, he’s the one who’s supportive of Hana’s influencer life

I love the trope where Cole and Genji are Gabriel’s Blackwatch boys and Sombra and Amelie are his Talon daughters and they just don’t like each other, the whole “I’m dad’s favorite/I came first” dynamic will never get old to me because all of them are the exact kind of petty and chaotic for it

AUs

All of my AUs are basically the same idea of different tropes and that is Gabriel adopts everyone and Jack is involved somehow

there’s the AU where Gabriel manages to rescue everyone everyone before anything bad happens, like he picks Cole up in New Mexico, Sombra in dorado, Genji and Hanzo in Japan, Symmetra from Vishkar. Like he just keeps coming home from Blackwatch missions with a new child and Jack is like used to it at this point and Torbjorn has made a special machine to fill out adoption forms

There’s my HC/AU where Gabriel babysat for the Shimadas and goes back to it after his stent as OW commander and he runs into Jack during an OW raid

I have the basically same AU where Gabriel is a social worker or children’s book author and has adopted everyone

Specifically I have a mash of the last two where instead of going into the military Gabriel is a social worker, and Jack goes undercover for a sting operation on the Shimadas and meets Gabriel (who is also the case worker of all the other babies)

I have a birb AU where Gabriel just keeps bringing back abandoned eggs, based off the stories of gay penguins stealing eggs to hatch

Am I unhinged, yes you already fucking new the Gabe, you have seen my discord server, you’ve probably already heard me talk about all of this but here it is collected in one spot

Happy birthday

Sorry for being slow on the response. I love you and that mind of yours and these are all so lovely - but if that last sentence doesn't hit like a feight train I don't know what does

#overwatch #gabe’s birthday bonanza #ana amari #gabriel reyes #reaper #soldier 76 #jack morrison #sara you are such a champ

[palettepainter]

How the teachers play favourites

We all know Aizawa and All Might have their favourite UA child, Shinsou and Midoryia. And yeah I know Bakugo and Todoroki are also their UA kids but shhh, Midoryia and Shinsou where the first UA kids they adopted. 

And you can’t tell me Aizawa and All Might play favourites with them, All makes Deku lunch like..hello?? Aizawa gave Shinsou his capture weapon, HELLO?? 

So here are some dumb headcannons for how the other teachers play favourites to their UA kids

Ectoplasm and his UA kid Jiro:

-When he gives back marked tests he’ll sometimes write small encouraging notes for his students to read, he does this to some students when he feels they need a pick up but he always leaves a positive one on Jiro’s 

-During lessons where students are allowed to study in the lesson Ectoplasm lets them listen to music on their phones, everyone thought he would say no so everyone - mostly Kaminari and Mineta - peer pressured Jiro to ask. To no ones shock except Jiro’s Ectoplasm replied with a calm “Sure, but only if you use your headphones”

-Jiro talks about new songs that have been released and Ectoplasm will listen to her geek out about music

-Sometimes Jiro will tell Ectoplasm what her and the rest of the band (herself, Kaminari, Momo, Tokoyami and Bakugo) have been doing and if they’re working on any new songs in-between their studies. Jiro jokes that Ectoplasm is their biggest fan but Ecto is genuinely supportive of their band and admires their creativity

-Jiro once entered maths class and said “Hey miter Ecto, what’s shakin’ bacon?” and while the whole class was stood there in silence thinking Ectoplasm wouldn’t reply he said “Not much double dutch” and then Jiro went to her desk as thought nothing out of the ordinary happened. Kaminari tried to do the same thing to him and Ectoplasm just went “Kaminari your shoe lace is undone-” Jiro was very amused

Powerloader and Hatsume:

-This one started out more like this - Powerloader: Who’s idiot kid is that?....*realises it’s Hatsume* Oh shit- THAT’S MY IDIOT KID-

-Hatsume showed up at the design studio and never left basically, so Powerloader got used to her. He knows Hatsume overworkers herself so he keeps spare energy bars, fruit and bags of crisps in the design studio. He brought a small microwave and kettle for the winter so Hatsume could make hot drinks and food since she insisted on finishing her ‘babies’

-Say’s he doesn’t worry but still insists she goes to recovery girl when she gets a scratch or blows up the studio, sometimes dragging her there himself, ranting all the way about how she’s an idiot. One day Hatsume ended up breaking her leg during a bad explosion and Powerloader very nearly had a heart attack-

He kept a close eye on her while she worked from a wheelchair at her desk

-Makes her wear a god forsaken jumper in the winter when the design studio is freezing, stupid dumb teenager you’ll catch your death of cold

Present Mic and Kaminari:

-This man is shameless with playing favourites

-He greets Kaminari with his signature finger guns and an enthusiastic “AAAYYYY KAMINARI!” Kaminari shoots finger guns back with an “Ayyyyy teach hozit hanging?!” Everyone in class knows Kaminari is a teachers pet despite how Kaminari insists he’s not

-Mic knows Kaminari has a crush on Jiro and Kaminari is an embaressed child who is like “omg msiter Mic STOP-” while Present Mic is coeing and being all like “Aw that’s adorable!”. He always puts Jiro and Kaminari together in group projects, Kaminari shoots him a flustered glare cuz Present Mic knows what he’s doing 

-Kaminari teaches him meme/slang language for laughs and everyone in class hates it, Kaminari finds it hilarious. Eventually Mic gets the hang of it but he sucked at using the language correctly at first 

-Calls him lil listener and Kaminari calls him loud mouth 

Midnight and Yaoyorozu

-Another teacher who is shameless with playing favourites

-Midnight being a teacher does have to enforce the dress code if she sees a student wearing their uniform incorrectly - loose tie, untucked shirt, odd brightly coloured socks, chockes, etc. Midnight really doesn’t care all that much if a student’s socks aren’t the sae colour as their shoes...buuut she’s a teacher so she has to enforce it. Except when it comes to Yaoyorozu. Yaoyorozu one day had to wear light blue socks into UA as her tights where damaged, and she was worried she’d be called out for not following the dress code. Midnight saw, and turned a blind eye. She was in the middle of telling someone off for not dressing correctly, saw Yaoyorozu with the odd coloured socks and went “-Oh hello Yaoyorozu you have a good day sweetheart! ^^”

-Always complients Yaoyorozu when she comes into class. Oooo did you try a new hair style? Honey it suits you! New note book, such cursive hand writting! Glad to see you got those new pair of shoes, trying a different shoe brand this time? Very stylish!

-Had been tempted to kick Mineta like a beech ball on more then one occasion when he wouldn’t back off from Yaoyorozu

-The kind of teacher to say “I taught her that~” when Yaoyorozu uses one of her combat techniques

-Girl gossip. She tries to guess who Yaoyorozu will get with, meanwhile Momo is just blushing and blabbering because that isn’t very appropriate for history work. Midnight bats a hand is like “Pft I’m the teacher I can gossip in my own lesson”. Puts her with Todoroki during group projects and she, like Mic, 100% knows what she’s doing

Hounddog and Shishida

-Hounddog: I am not soft....*holds up Shishida* EXCEPT FOR MY 1B CHILD WHO IS VERY STRONG AND HE’S GOING TO BE A HERO DON’T @ ME HE’S AMAZING-

-Encourages Shishida to let loose with his beast form, with his rish upbringing Shishida isn’t used to embracing his more wild and uncaring side, having been raised to always be propper and polite when not in combat. Hounddog geuenily puts in effort to be a little less grumbly around Shishida cuz he doesn’t wanna peer pressure him, he’s giving him time

-Keeps a spare cloth so Shishida can clean his glasses off when and if they get dirty from training

-I imagine Shishida having a quirk called beast and having a more posh upbringing prolly has a little bit of anxiety, having to always be polite and propper even with a quirk called Beast. Sometimes he vents to Hounddog about this and he listens, insisting that it’s better Shishida get it off his chest when he apologises for drowning on

-During training Hounddog basically throws him about like a beanie bag at first, Shishida was still a kid and Hounddog had years of experience. The day Shishida finally knocked him down with a hard punch to the side of Hounddog’s face he felt...bad. But Hounddog was beaming! Shishida may have cried a little bit

Snipe and Hagakure (picked hagakure inspired by a suggestion @snipe-enthusiast made a while ago)

- Protective af

-Hagakure screams the innocent dorky girl of 1A, and thought Snipe makes sure none of the girls deal with Mineta’s bull while he’s around he’s especially protective of Hagakure just cuz...well, have you seen the way she acts? She’s innocent, peppy, happy, cheerful, and Snipe does not want that tainted by Mineta’s preverted ways

-After the exam with Hagakure and Shoji Snipe apologized for what happened and so did Hagakure, admitting that she over-reacted. 

-Hagakure admits one day to Snipe that she’s worried she won’t make it as a hero cuz her quirk isn’t flashy like her classmates. Snipe reassures her by saying that no one thought he could be a hero when he was little (this headcannon was inspired by @frelmidja and a post this did with Snipe) - guns weren’t exactly considered heroic and he got teased in the beginning when his quirk first activated. He told Hagakure to keep working hard and that she had the potential and the drive to be a hero, Hagakure was very thankful for the reassurance

-Hagakure really wants to see what Snipe’s face is like and constantly asks him if he could take his mask off and show them, Snipe has yet to break and take off his mask but Hagakure is very persistant 

Cementoss and Bondo

-Chill babies, they sit and have tea together. 

-I imagine Bondo to be the kind of person to accidentally call Cementoss dad, it happened once during one on one training and he got so embarrassed. Cementoss kept telling him it was fine but Bondo left in a hurry after

-Bondo tried to make certian shapes out of his glue one time but ended up getting himself stuck, Cementoss helped him out and reassured a disheartened Bondo that everyone makes mistakes and that he was progressing well 

-Being one of the taller boys in 1B he often has to hold back Monoma from going over to 1A when Kendo isn’t around, often tries to diffuse conflict before it gets worse, Cementoss is very proud

-After one on one training the two go to the lunch hall to get a hot drink after cleaning themselves up, Bondo tries to bring a different type of tea sweet each time - something like biscuits or chocolate. Cementoss returns the favour by bringing Bondo manju to have after his training

Thirteen + Gunhead and Uraraka

-Proud mum and dad because I couldn’t decide between the two

-Uraraka researches into the affects of zero gravity and how to better use her power, due to this she’s become a bit of a space nut and enjoys thinks like star gazing. When she was a kid and saw Pro Hro Thirteen on the TV she was ecstatic! Her parents brought her a Pro Hero Thirteen plush on her seventh birthday, Uraraka still has that toy. One day the toy got misplaced in the students washing and got mixed up with the teachers, Thirteen was a bit confused why a plush of her - and a well loved one by how old it looked - ended up in the wash. Uraraka hurridly rushes over to explain when Thirteen comes into the students dorms asking if it belonged to anyone. When Uraraka explained she got it when she was younger cuz she’s a big fan of Thirteen...heart squeeze

-Asked Uraraka if she could teach her the gunhead martial arts move, Uraraka was so honored she got to teach one of her idols a combat move! Through the gunhead martial arts move Thirteen met Gunhead and the two become good friends

-One day when Gunhead is teaching Thirteen the martial arts move with Uraraka to help demonstrate Uraraka wanted to take a picture of them all together. Gunhead was too tall to fit into the picture so he kneeled down to be at the same height as Thirteen and Uraraka (he did bunny ears behind Thirteen’s head and Uraraka thought it was adorable)

-Gunhead pretty much puts two and two together with Uraraka having a crush on Midoryia, so one day when Thirteen mentions in passing conversation how giddy Uraraka gets when she’s around this one green haired kid Gunhead just chuckles behind his hand. Thirteen and Gunhead think it’s very sweet how Uraraka totally has a crush on him (unlike Mic and Midnight thoug they don’t force anything and let Uraraka figure things out on her own)

#MHA #MHA UA #UA Teachers #Teachers #Ectoplasm #Snipe #Midnight #Mic #Present Mic #Thirteen #Gunhead #Students #UA child #headcannons

[chanluster]

hello all 😃

I was gonna post this at midnight on the first day of 2022, but real life is a bitch and in truth i forget things really easily now.

still, as 2021 has ended, i feel as if i had to come out of my hibernation and say a few things about this blog, and its impact.

first of all, i saw my fics hitting new milestones, and i couldn’t even believe that despite me being barely here i receive so much love and appreciation from you people. it means so much, and truly so much, that every single one of you take the time to read my mostly horny ramblings and leave a like, comment, reblog or ask 🥺 to know i am appreciated while i am not here has been one of my greatest achievements.

second, but most importantly, i wanted to mention a few people who have definitely impacted my 2021, and the fics they brought with them.

@mocimori — CHIAAAAA, LOMLLLLL TREASURE OF MY HEART 😭😭😭❤️❤️😭❤️😭😭❤️ you are another ive wronged with my terrible replies but now i see why you complained about uni 😭 that shit SUCKS but ever since you sent in those Paris asks you have managed to make me a complete SIMP of you and every artwork you’ve made of SKZ and genshin makes me wanna like retweet reblog bookmark comment subscribe EVERYTHING !!! you’re so insanely talented and to top it off you are literally one of the nicest people I’ve ever met????? pls pls forgive me for never replying and pls let’s write that anti hero! skz fic we are not doing it justice w all those theories we had 💀💀 i love you so so much and i hope you’re doing amazing ☹️❤️

@bruh-changbin — oh my fucking god . SKY. My Bitch. My Love. the few crackers i will love and appreciate in my life 🥶 no but seriously you are one of tumblrs few treasures I’ve experienced and this is a big one cause tumblr fucking SUCKS 😭😭 you’ve become such an important person to me and despite u sending me terrible #girlboss memes ur every tiktok, random traumatic moments of your life and twilight memes send me off the edge 😭 thank you for being a funny sexy mf and i promise ill watch twilight soon I PROMISE 💀❤️❤️ ps. pls reply to my tiktoks i want attention 🙄🙄

to lysol — @soobmint @honeyju @hyuckworld (+ all ur other personalities on tumblr 😻) — you fucking three holy shit i hate you all so much because now im obsessed with three stupid americans from across the world who i have never met but would give my kidneys for 😐😐😐 but seriously you three are the reason i haven’t given up on writing ☹️ you guys encouraging me, our constant borderline racially motivated bullying (call me currymuncher one more time alice addy 😐) and just being unforgivably yourselves have become such a comfort to me, and I genuinely wouldn’t know what I would do without you all. Thank you for being in my life. I actually mean it this time 🙄❤️❤️ (no but really i love you so much y’all are the reason for my attachment issues)

special mentions to @healinghyunjin @scxrlettwxtches @aliceu !! i know i never reply and am so so so dead on here but i promise y’all be living in my head rent free !! all of your fics are the reason i have faith in stayblr cause imma be honest with yall stayblr has a draught in good fics💀

now i know i don’t have an abundance of friends or mutuals on here, but the people ive mentioned here, and my readers and supporters are the reason ive given myself a small belief that I can do something with writing. university is being a pain, i am tired, but you all give me strength to hopefully become active again.

i apologise if all of this sounds a bit random and all over the place, but that’s because it’s midnight and i feel like im about to pass out — a mf needs her sleep 💀 anyway, i hope you all have an amazing 2022, and please stay safe ❤️

#personal tings #i Hope this?? makes sense a little bit? #to the people I’ve mentioned I love you #especially alice addy chae i love love love you three so fucking much #also shoutout to rosie who deactivated but still remembered 💔 #anyway ill be active ??? around June time maybe??? #actually ive been really tired and writing makes me EXHAUSTED #but thank you all #for being here still #ill prolly have more to say but ive forgotten 💀💀 sorry lmao #but i got assassins creed valhalla to play and viking men to fawn over #once again sorry for being absent and thank you everyone #i love u smmmmm #MWAH!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️