#that is the shoot he wore the one that says I'm with human -> in as well which is.. funny...

[shopcat]

actually joe keery wearing a shirt that says i'm never gonna fuck you is like . avant-garde celebrityism to me. he should wear that every single day Oh my god...

#🐾 #and that was so long ago too #this is my favourite thing he's ever done now #😭😭 #also WHATEVER!!! #i know it's just a coy little t-shirt slogan probablt was given to him for the shoot and eveyrhing might just be a brand name #thing but ugh.. still so important and special TO ME #that is the shoot he wore the one that says I'm with human -> in as well which is.. funny... #something so fun about it irs in line with that photoshopped version of um paris hilton ..?'s shirt

[partycatty]

You're my favorite writer and I'm a Sucker for Johnny Cage x Himself from Mk11.... please?

okay, so lovingly, i don't feel comfortable directly writing johnny x himself... but i can do you one better?

johnny cage > two for one

the timelines collapse, leaving you in the face of new era and previous era johnny. you're not quite sure how you ended up in this situation, but their hungry stares are undeniable.

warnings: smut.. idk theyre frotting bro idk what else to say. ur rubbing their schmeats together. kissin tips. lockin cocks. diddlin dongs.

notes: THIS IS MK1 JOHNNY ("johnny") X MK11 YOUNGER JOHNNY ("cage") X READER!!! NO DILF HERE!!!

[ masterlist ]

a swirling tornado of sand interrupted your meeting with liu kang and his recruited earthrealmers, pulling into view several faces you had not met before. one of which being a man bearing a large chest tattoo of "JOHNNY," and you could only assume it was his name. as well as him came others you were later taught were counterparts to some of your companions, namely thunder god raiden, monk kung lao, and a mortal liu kang. a part of you was filled with dread for now knowing not one, but two johnnys.... johnnies? another part, though, was intrigued, if not horribly flustered.

as time went on, you had to spend more and more time around these newcomers as well as your people. your johnny was always clinging to you, or lingering near you but dear god this new johnny was like a lost puppy with a raging boner. his comments, flirtatious advances, and feather touches were driving you up a wall. he was testosterone humanized.

you couldn't deny that your johnny was dizzying in essence, from his charisma to the way his form hugs his clothes deliciously. but, dear lord, this new johnny was a hunk. he was huge in every way imaginable, and you tensed up when they were both in your presence. this all came to a head when you were attempting to work on your reports, but the alternate timeline johnny - the one in which you've started calling "cage" out of formality - couldn't keep his hands to himself. this particular instance, you were trying to inspect a map outstretched on the table, and cage was looming directly behind you, placing his hands on either side of you and effectively trapping you against the table. you tried so hard to ignore it, but his musk and faint cologne made your eyes gloss over with desire.

that is, until johnny strode over to the scene and ripped cage from your proximity, aiming an accusatory finger in his face.

"listen man," johnny was irritated, perhaps suspiciously more than normal. "lay off, yeah? she's trying to figure out how the hell we can send you back to whatever timeline you came from."

"don't you touch me," cage snarled in response, squaring up. he was only a couple inches taller than johnny, but his size was almost double. "i'm a star."

"and? so am i!" johnny shouts back with a groan. as the bickering picks up, you couldn't help but watch in amusement. but then, the insults become less funny when johnny grabs cage's purple sunglasses and stomps on them with a huff. cage frowns.

"ladies-" you interject, standing between the two brick walls of men. "you're both pretty." and so, the two men feel obligated to listen to you. you shoot a glance at johnny, silently scrutinizing his behavior. instead of just taking your scolding, johnny grabs you by your upper arm and drags you into a broom closet. god damn, they wore the same cologne. the closeness was nearly too much, combined with johnny's admittedly sexy scowl.

"why are you letting him manhandle you like that? you don't know him." johnny asks under his breath, towering over you as he holds your arms.

"what do you care?" you're almost offended at his tone, but then it all clicks. johnny's defensive of you, protective. hell, he's jealous... of himself. this realization makes a smile bloom on your face, and johnny immediately knows what you're beginning to understand.

who said you could only choose one of them?

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all it took on cage's end was one sultry stare, and he was sauntering toward the broom closet and locking it behind him. it was incredibly hard to think straight when both men's hands were groping and grasping at your body. in any other universe, you'd be dazed and confused from seeing double, but in this universe you're heated and dizzy from the two hard-ons rubbing into your body. one clothed cock was fitted and gently rutting into your hand, being johnny's. his needy groans and pants were swallowed by your own mouth as you made out with his plush lips. cage settled for your ass, grinding against it with equally needy grunts and breaths that haunted the back of your neck. when you pulled away from the kiss, you noticed johnny's already fucked out expression, his swollen lips parted as he tries pathetically to catch his breath.

"pl... please," he breaths out, voice barely audible over your gentle whimpers and cage's groans. "you don't know how long i've wanted your mouth on my... fuck." his head lolls back as you wrap your fingers around his cock, feeling it throb and twitch hungrily.

"make us feel good, baby," cage grumbles, slapping the side of your thigh. "on your knees, come on." obeying like a dog, you drop to your knees with a harsh bump, but you'll worry about the pain later. cage is already unleashing his cock from the constraints of his pants, palming himself through his boxers. johnny does the same, but couldn't bring himself to wait any more as his dick slings out of his slacks, nearly slapping your cheek when he twitches.

you decide to play the cruel game, denying johnny of what he's borderline begging for, his wet eyelashes fluttering at the sight of you on your knees for him, and... other him. speaking of which, you turn your head and wrap your lips around cage's cock, hollowing your cheeks and gently sucking down on his weeping tip. bobbing your head only a couple inches to tease, cage groans and watches johnny writhe for release.

"what's the matter?" cage taunts a slackjawed johnny. "jealous?" johnny bites down on his lower lip and nods wildly, cheeks flushed and averting eye contact. "hey, hey, ah-" cage tuts. he reaches over and grabs johnny by the neck, angling his face forward. "look at me while she sucks me off." and so johnny does, desperately whimpering and gasping as he watches cage's expression contort when you take his cock fully in your mouth, gagging as you reach the base. his other hand reaches down and holds your head in place, your lips burning from the stretch of the thickness. sure, they were both packing, but cage's was thick while johnny's was long.

your fingers found your cunt, swiping three available fingers across your folds and gathering the wetness before searching for johnny's cock and stroking as best as you can from this angle. his precum mixed with your slick allowed you to slide across easily. your head and torso were angled toward cage as you stretched your arm to jerk johnny off properly. both are now breathing heavily, and you only get to look up for a moment to notice cage's hand around johnny's neck, their intense eye contact having you wonder if you were even needed. clearly you were though, as they're both tensing and moaning at your pleasure.

fighting against cage's hand on the back of your head, you pull off of his cock with a pop and swap your attention, now jerking off cage while blowing johnny. the sudden onslaught of wet warmth makes johnny whine as he bucks into your throat, catching you off guard as you gag once again.

"ngh - sorry," he pathetically apologizes, only looking down at you for a moment. if he looked for any longer, he might just cum there and then. "m'sensitive."

"yeah you are," cage snarls, eyes clenching shut as he focuses on the pleasure. "god, you've got yourself a fuckin' whore in this timeline, don'tcha? you like sharin', johnny?" cage grabs your hair and tugs it lightly, and you hum an agreement against johnny's dick that makes him gasp as he nods along. johnny's warm, wet tip is seeping precum that places a salty taste on your tongue while it traces every vein.

cage's purring degrading comments and praises are lost to your hazy mind, too focused on pleasing the cocks in your face. you manage to pick up a few things about how good you look like this, and how cute they make them in this timeline. of course johnny would be attracted to himself, of course. this, thankfully, gives you an idea.

"hold on," you remove your lips from johnny and he involuntarily bucks into your face at the loss of pleasure. "can we try something?"

the two men exchange dubious glances, but their low lids and parted lips tell you they'd agree to anything you'd ask of them right about now. they nod simultaneously and you rise with a grin, wiping your mouth. each hand finds a dick and picks the stroking up again, trying to keep them heated and eager. one thing you pick up on quickly is that for as much smack as they talk, they're both desperately close from a few touches alone, bucking and whining into your hands. cage's cocky attitude has washed away and mirrored johnny's as they both submit to your touch. just as you feel them getting desperate, clawing at any part of your clothes or skin they could make contact with, you tug them together. cage leans against the wall, and johnny leans against a large equipment crate, gripping the corners.

you guide their dicks together until their undersides brush up on each other, making them both jolt in surprise. clasping your hands in a wide hoop, you resume your stroking, this time with both of their cocks trapped in your grasp. the messy mixture of fluid creates a wet noise as you glide up and down their touching cocks. johnny, as always, can't contain his desire and begins to rut into your hand, rubbing against cage's dick in the process. cage picks up on the idea, and the two men rub their cocks together as your hands stroke around them.

"holy-" cage slaps a hand over his eyes, groaning as his head tilts back. it's clear in all of his time, frotting was never something on his list. neither for johnny. "this... it's too much, doll."

"god - ffngh... it's supposed to feel like that," johnny interjects breathlessly, hips bucking up sloppily. his chin touches his chest as he hopelessly chases his high. "come on, no way you've - ahh - never done this. keep-keep moving-" a sharp hiss escapes his throat when you rub your thumb over his slit.

their thighs clench and their bucking becomes wild and it could be clear to anyone that they're extremely close. you also realize that they're entirely getting off on each other, whining every time their tips catch on each other. cage tightens his grip on johnny's neck and clenches his thigh with his other, while johnny is death gripping the box as he shakes and writhes.

"you can do it," you mutter encouragements to the men as their thrusts stutter. "talked so much before, where is it now, boys? you were doing so good..."

johnny couldn't take another second of the pleasure mixed with your praises, and with a final jolt, his thighs twitch as he cums, shooting ropes of his semen on both your hands and cage's cock. the cum coating his own cock got cage going just enough to finish shortly after, both of them spasming as semen drips down your hands. there was so much, and it felt so warm against your skin as they both whimpered and groaned curses and praises aimed at you and the other man. you lean down and place your lips around their tips, attempting to catch the final spurts as they dripped out. licking up their shafts to collect what you could, they simultaneously hiss at the overstimulation of their sensitive dicks, twitching and trying to pull away from your ruthless grip.

"alright, alright, fucking hell..." cage whines, pulling away with a harsh tug. his breath feels far away, impossible to recollect as he watches johnny shield his face with his arm, skin flushed and sweaty as his dick continues to throb in your hand.

they both reel seeing you lick your fingers, placing them in your mouth and sucking gently, lashes fluttering at how good - and similar - they tasted. johnny finally catches his breath and is the first one to properly speak up.

"someone's probably looking for us," he breathes, trying to fix his dress shirt with sweaty palms. "we... we should get back out there."

"right," you hum as your fingers are pulled from your mouth. "we were... in the middle of fixing all this."

"i dunno," cage smirks, crossing his arms. "i kind of like it here. i got two pretty things to keep me busy."

"don't make it weird," johnny groans, head lolling to the side as he stretches. "don't do that."

"how is that weird?" cage puts his hands on his hips.

oh lord, here they go ahead. maybe another round would shut them up.

#mortal kombat #mortal kombat x reader #johnny cage #mk1 #johnny cage x reader #johnny cage smut #mortal kombat smut #mk11 #marley writes ☆

[pigcowboys]

steady and slow !

pairing; ꒰percy jackson x gn! apollo! reader꒱⋆·˚

summary: you attempt to teach percy how to use a bow and arrow.

warning(s): incorrect bow handling knowledge, kissing(?)

request(s): hi honey!! could i request something with percy jackson x apollo reader? (either fem or gn, whichever is more convenient for you) just anything lighthearted, my brain is kind of empty rn LMAO. would love to see what you come up with

tysm for requesting!!!! im so sorry if it's a bit repetitive, i'm currently going thru writer's block.

"what?" you replied, face contorted in confusion as you stared at the lanky boy in front of you. percy simply stared back at you with a smile on his face before he spoke once more.

"i want you to teach me how to use a bow and arrow." you blinked at him.

honestly, you didn't have anything against teaching him how to shoot. the only problem was that he approached you with this proposition while you were mid aim.

he was such a weird guy.

he always greeted you when he saw you around, a bright smile curling onto his lips as he'd call out to you from at least a feet away, walking over to you as he struck up a conversation about whatever seemed to pop into his head in that same moment. you weren't much of a talker, never was -- though that didn't seem the stop him at all from spewing whatever rolled off his tongue first.

at first, it was nice to see him from time to time. you didn't have much friends so, just the reminder that human beings cared enough to talk to you was reassuring. then, it became annoying. whenever it was time to wind down and chat at the campfire, he was there. the early breakfast where everyone would drag themselves out of their bed to attend, he was there too, saving you a seat and asking if you slept okay with dopey grin.

so weird..

being as you were in the apollo cabin, you were destined to have great archery skills, just like your other half-siblings. you guessed he seemed to pick up on the fact you were a pro with the bow. it was probably the reason he was idled in front of you once more, the same smile he always wore around you on his face as he awaited your answer.

you scanned over pecy's face curiously, lowering your bow as you sighed. "why can't you ask someone else?" you pointed to your cabin. "i'm pretty sure one of my siblings are still inside." percy's smile faltered slightly as a laugh escaped his lips.

"actually," he replied. "i..wanted to ask you personally."

"why me?"

he paused, blinking slowly as he stared at you silently. see, totally weird.

you'd figured he must've been too shy to ask someone he didn't know well, trying to find the willpower inside of yourself to say yes to his request before ultimately giving in. you handed him the bow in your hand which he took almost immediately.

"well..if you want to learn, we should start soon." you said, an unreadable expression on your face. percy's fingers lingered a moment too long on your own, a slightly surprised look on his face as he pulled them away from your own, holding the bow close to his chest.

"thanks!" he replied, a bit too excited. you gave him a puzzled expression and he cleared his throat. "thank you, so much." he responded, now with a much more neutral voice. you couldn't help but contemplate giving up on the request.

"okay, first of all, you have to line up with your target." you said, watching percy intently as he spread his legs slightly, holding the bow at his side as he looked forward at the target board. "like this?" he asked, turning his head to look at you only for you to push it back into position. you circled around him, eyeing him silently as you observed his stance. perfect. almost, at least.

you grumbled something to yourself, leaning forward to adjust percy's legs and posture absentmindedly. you pulled back, tilting your head as you examined the boy in front of you, finally satisfied with his stance. "perfect," you turned to look where he was looking as well, ignoring the redness of his ears as you moved behind him.

"you've used a bow before, right?" you asked, breath fanning against the back of his neck. percy shivered slightly, shaking his head as he attempted to stand as upright as possible so to avoid you calling him out. "my weapon of choice isn't usually long ranged things." he replied nervously, eye flickering between behind him; where you were situated and the target in front of him.

"what made you change your mind on it?"

he fell silent once more. was he just going to keep dancing around that question? you observed his jittery posture analytically, reaching out to moved his hands upwards in tandem with the bow he gripped. his skin felt warm, probably a product of the hot summer sun that mercilessly cooked the two of you alive.

for someone who was constantly on quests, his skin wasn't as rough as you'd imagined it to be. it was..soft..and kind of smooth. not sure why you were taking note of what skin to skin contact with him felt like, though.

"is this good?" percy's voice cut through your thoughts, making you jump a bit. you removed your hand from his arm, breaking the skin to skin contact as you ignored the funny fluttering in the pit of your stomach. you moved back a bit, observing percy's stance with a nod. "yeah. yeah, that's good." you two fell silent again.

"take the shot when you're ready," you said, filling the silence. "make sure you have an eye on the target, okay?" percy hummed in response, aiming the bow towards the target in front of him. he idled for a minute, making sure he was precise as possible before taking a shot. the arrow flew threw the air, landing precisely on the dot of the target with just a swift pull of percy's bow.

you were pleasantly surprised. who knew percy was such a natural at archery? percy's eyes widened as he turned to look at you a boyish grin plastered on his face. you couldn't deny how hard it was to fight a smile when you saw his face, especially since he looked undeniably good with a smile on his face, the corner of his eyes crinkled slightly as his pretty lips curled upwards.

not that you cared, though.

"nice shot." you said, a small smile tugging at your lips. "you're a pro." percy placed the bow down, strolling over to you sheepishly. "you think so?" his smile never faltered as he stared at you with twinkling eyes. you wonder if his cheeks ever started to hurt whenever he smiled. "i mean, you did hit the target on your first try so.. yeah."

percy nodded along slowly, idling in front of you. "i guess since you're so skilled already, i won't have much else to teach you." you replied, walking over to the bow and arrow percy had placed as you placed it into it's casing. “i can ask one of my siblings to help, after all you are pretty stiff.”

"you’re not going to stick around ?" he responded, slightly alarmed. "can't you just — teach me a few more tricks?" he followed after you as you began to walk towards your cabin. tricks..? was he serious? you'd already known percy was fibbing a bit when he'd claimed he had no knowledge on how to use a bow but, you let it slide. never used a bow? a definite lie, you’d heard horror stories about how he’d almost taken an apollo kid’s eye out his first week here.

maybe he wasn’t good with the bow, but he had experience. there was no reason you had to walk him through everything.

though, the lesson's ended and still, here he was trying to come up with another excuse to keep it running on. you stopped dead in your tracks as you turned to face percy with furrowed eyebrows.

"tell me the real reason you wanted my help, percy." your voice was stern but calm. you weren't mad at him, despite him wasting your time. though, the mystery of his request had dragged on for longer than you would've liked it to. percy once again went radio silent as the redness of his ears from before returned. was he blushing?

"if i tell you, promise you won't avoid me?"

"why? what's the reason?"

"promise."

"percy.."

"please.”

your lips folded into a thin line as you exhaled, nodding in agreement. "yeah, fine, i promise." you replied, slightly on edge.

percy's smile peeked through his nervous expression for a moment before he inhaled deeply. "so," he started, rubbing the back on his neck. "..you're always over here practicing with your bow — and since you never talk to me much when i'm just rambling to you about different things, i just figured taking an interest in something you liked would make things less awkward between us,” he trailed off.

“maybe we'd even become friends. or, at least you'd feel comfortable enough to talk to me sometimes." word vomit spewed from percy's mouth as he muttered out something about archery and friendships.

at least, that's what you think you heard..

"percy." you replied, sternly. he stopped talking, turning his full attention to you. "please, just sum it up." you pinched the bridge of your nose. he lowered his head a bit dejectedly before speaking once more. you eyed him curiously, heart racing as you awaited him to finally explain himself, because believe it or not, you had hoped that he was going to confess that the little archery lesson was some form of a date.

a really, really, really awkward date — but still one, nonetheless.

you watched quietly as percy worked up the courage to speak, scaring you in the process. "i think you're super cool — and amazing." he mumbled, straightening his posture. your stomach turned as you bit back the smile that was threatening to appear on your face, awaiting percy to finish his sentence. "so.. i wanted to try to get to know you better by taking lessons." he paused. " even though..i may not have the most interest in it."

your struggle ceased as a smile appeared on your face. "what're you saying?" you said, feigning ignorance. you knew what he was saying all too well, it was exactly how you felt every time he'd greet you whenever he saw you around.

you’d hide your excitement with a neutral composure and 2 or 3 quips before dashing away to calm your still beating heart. it was the same way you felt whenever you'd pull yourself out of bed, rubbing the sleep out of your eyes as you made your way over to attend breakfast, your grogginess fading as you took notice of percy sitting at a table with his friends, the seat next to him occupied by his blue hoodie which sat beside him, obviously a sign that the seat was meant for someone else.

you knew he felt how you felt, all you wanted was to hear it with your own ears, once and for all.

percy bit the inside of his cheek, eyebrows furrowed and cheeks hot and slightly red as he stared at you intensely. "i like you," he smiled. "a lot more than you'd think." you felt your heart swell.

"i..didn't know."

"like hell you didn't." percy rebutted. "i'm always bothering you, there's no way you wouldn't catch on." he sighed. "what i wanna know is, do you feel the same way..?" he asked, looking at you with his sea green eyes that swirled with a flurry of emotions that you couldn't put your finger on.

you wanted to say "yes! yes! of course!" and throw yourself into his arms as the two of you ran into the sunset, never looking back but, you had an reputation to uphold. so, you simply settled for leaning forward and pressing a chaste kiss to his lips. percy's blood ran cold as you pulled back, avoiding eye contact with him as you let your action sink into your brains.

then, with the same breath, you turned around, meeting his eyes once more as the corners of your lips curled into a smile. "i'll teach you those tricks same time tomorrow," you paused. "don't be late, okay?"

percy nodded, dazed from the sensation of your lips against his skin as he watched you walk towards your cabin, your head not once turning to look behind you as you faded out of his view. and percy? he was left standing there as he replayed the events of today in his head, a lovesick smile spreading on his face before it faded. he brought a hand up to his face, cupping his cheek.

he needed to stop smiling so much, it was starting to hurt his face.

a/n:i didn't know if you wanted headcanons or a full blown story!! so i just went with whatever i wanted! i hope you liked it :)

#percy jackson fluff #percy jackson #percy jackson x you #percy jackson x reader #percy jackson x y/n #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo fandom #pjo fluff #pjo hcs #x reader fluff #fluff fic

[writersneedreblogs]

okay so I'm a broke bitch who's trying to recover from a shopping addiction so I'm avoiding mobile games altogether... BUT. can you tell me pls what actually happens in zaynes third anecdote?? I've googled endlessly and can't find anything, so I'm living vicariously through everyone posting about here on Tumblr. if u could tell me what that anecdote is about (tagging spoilers obviously) I would be eternally grateful!!

Okay I gotchu it’s gonna be shit but I’ll do the best I can

ENTIRE ANECTDOTE 3 SPOILERS VERY LONG

It starts in the pov of a boy named Georgie who was getting attacked by a wanderer that wore human clothes, his mother pushes him out the way of an attack and takes it instead. Suddenly a figure in black emerges and uses an ice evol to kill the creature after it let go of the mother and it dissipates leaving blue fragments. Georgie asks if the figure is the Grim Reaper but doesn’t get a response and the figure leaves after I’m assuming giving a once over on the mother and son

Georgie stalks Zayne afterwards on where he goes (mostly to a store to buy chocolate) so he could approach him, eventually he does and points out that he buys chocolate every day and offers zayne a jar of wrapped chocolate in exchange of finding the person who killed his mother. Zane refuses coldly saying that he should be asking the police

Next part is in the pov of a detective called Ivan who has been tracking down a serial killer they dubbed Dawnbreaker (the name of one of Zaynes battle options) who has left nothing behind at the crime scene except for blue fragments, the victims have no connection to each other except for the blue fragments which reminds him of a wanderers protocore. He’s puzzled on why they leave a similar energy of a wanderer behind and why the killer was targeting people with it so he used an AI to predict who would be next.

It then cuts to him arriving at the scene of dawn breaker attacking his next victim who is an elderly man. Suddenly the old man attacks and transforms into a wanderer injuring dawnbreaker but is immediately killed in response and leaves a blue fragment behind Ivan tries to shoot dawnbreaker but is pinned by ice and is unable to call for back up, mumbling to himself that the old man wasn’t human. Dawnbreaker then leaves and later Ivan discovers that the latest Jane doe was the mother of Georgie who has gone missing from an orphanage he was taken to, leading Ivan to believe that it will lead him to dawnbreaker

We cut to Zayne now and he sees Georgie at his apartment and remarks that he had noticed the same jar of chocolate placed by his door. Zayne ignores it and leaves his apartment, when he returns Georgie is asleep by his door with the jar and is mumbling mom in his sleep.

Georgie wakes up to Zayne crouched by him opening the jar and asking tentatively if he will help him. Zayne says nothing and opens the door to his apartment but lets Georgie come inside.

Georgie notices that the room lacks humanity to the point where the only sign of it is cracked and aged walls, he then spots a hologram of a very old doctor tv show that Zayne is completely engrossed in. Georgie criticises the show and Zayne gets up off the sofa towards Georgie which makes Georgie think he’s made him angry but Zayne only grabs the jar and starts eating from it.

Georgie is puzzled by him treating it as his dinner and asks what he usually eats and is shown that Zaynes fridge only has bottles of nutrient solutions and Georgie drinks it out of hunger, he questions if the drink and lack of meal make Zayne human.

Georgie falls asleep on the sofa and wakes up to Zayne tending to a budding jasmine he kept in his room, placing it on the window sill to get sunlight and watering it and pruning it. Georgie is stunned with the soft glow in Zaynes eyes and asks him about the plant and if someone important gave it to him but gets no response, he gets frustrated with this and gestures to the jar in that Zayne accepted it so he must now help with his mother.

Zayne stops tending to the flower and gets dressed in his dubbed grim reaper clothes, Georgie sees that his bedroom has no other furniture in it except for the wardrobe. Next to the bed is a screen showing a lot of moving green dots but gets no response when he asks about it.

Zayne and Georgie leave and go to a convenience store where Zayne buys a soda bottle and a jar of chocolates which he gives to Georgie, they leave and Zayne pours the bottle out and freezes it into a popsicle. He then follows Zayne to an abandoned plaza and sees him gazing at a patch of jasmines, Zayne then walks to a bench that faces the flowers and Georgie realises the bench is clean, he then asks if he comes here often and gets no response.

Zayne then pulls out a book from his pocket and Georgie reads out loud that it’s a Linkon city travel guide and that he’s marked several locations on it like museums, ski resorts, parks, restaurants and Linkon City’s hospital. He asks why he’s interested in an old book on an old city and Zayne stares at the jasmine and remarks that he often dreams of the place with a briefly different look on his face

The night before, Zayne dreamt that he and a girl bought snacks and froze a soda into a popsicle, he’s been getting dreams like this almost every night. In those dreams he lives out a surgeons life with this girl and hes had those dreams since he was 12 and that they happen in no order. At 12 years old he knew he would meet the girl when he was 27 and he’s thinking the doctor is him but then rather says that he wants to become the person loved by the girl in his dreams. He records as much as he can through the guides because he wants to experience them and have them consume him.

We come back to Zayne stepping out of a shower and looking at his scar ridden body, he gets dressed and see Georgie asleep on the couch, he covers the boy in a blanket and watches the doctor tv show again. Georgie wakes from a nightmare about a monster escaping through his chest and asks of what his mom said about dreams being the opposite of reality is true (to the man desperately wanting his dreams about the girl to come true)

Zayne changes the channel to a story about a man who dreamt that he was a butterfly and woke up with the same feeling and he couldn’t tell if he dreamt about being a butterfly or the butterfly dreamt about him. Georgie is confused but wonders if he’s in a monsters dream, he then asks about who Zayne is when he dreams about Linkon city. Zayne switches back to the medical show in response and he correctly guesses that he dreams of being a doctor which Zayne nods to.

Zayne looks at the boy and notices a small bump under his eye and starts to conjur up an ice blade behind his back. Georgie says he understands that Zayne probably doesn’t want to help him find the killer but asks to celebrate his 12th birthday tomorrow with him and he will leave, the ice blade melts away. Zayne doesn’t respond and goes to his bedroom where he spots a red dot amongst the green ones and says good night to Georgie.

The next day Zayne takes care of the jasmine he has and takes Georgie to a dessert place and orders a macaron, stating that he dreamt of eating it along with another person. Georgie asks if the doctor dreamt of Zayne celebrating his birthday and Zayne says maybe. Georgie is given a birthday cake and Georgie is very happy, stating that the only other person who celebrated was his mother. When Georgie makes a wish before blowing out the candles there’s a blue glow under his skin, he eats the cake and asks Zayne when his birthday is and Zayne says he stopped celebrating his birthday after he turned 12

When Zayne turned 12 on his birthday, his adoptive father transformed into a wanderer and attacked him and his adoptive mother, after his mother died he killed his father in self defense with his evol and that was his first kill. He stopped celebrating his birthday since. Later that night he dreamt of the doctor treating a girl and it became his only solace.

Georgie says he will give Zayne all different kinds of chocolate on his birthday and gazes at the sunset, he remarks how pretty it is and how when he used to live with his mother in the dorm it didn’t have windows. Zayne asks “what if you look at the sunset and feel nothing at all” and Georgie responds with “what’s the difference between that and being dead? Mom used to say that dying with clarity is better than living like a corpse”

All of a sudden dozens of police officers enter the place and surround them and Detective Ivan walks in saying “we can negotiate as long as you let the child go” Georgie argues that they’re just celebrating his birthday and Ivan states that Zayne is the one who killed his mother, Zayne says nothing.

Ivan positions the boy behind him but when he turns to look at Georgie he is no longer human and a tendril erupts from the bump under his eye, hooking into Ivan’s arm. Zayne pierces an ice shard through Georgies chest and he goes down, looking up at Zayne through tears and asking if the monster woke up, Zayne gently closes the boys eyes as he fades.

Afterwards Zayne is seen with two tombstones one big and one small, he places a jar of chocolates at the smaller one. He remembers the woman buried here and that she had approached him asking him to kill as she was turning into a wanderer and did not want to harm her son

He is then joined by the detective who has flowers for the graves and asks if Zayne always knew the child would turn so he kept him by his side. Ivan states he will stop investigating dawnbreaker and destroy the records so no one will know of him. Zayne states that he hopes that this will be their last meeting and Ivan asks for Zayne to kill him the next time they meet as that would probably mean he was a wanderer.

It ends with Zayne dreaming again and this time he is celebrating his birthday with the girl who says that she will always be by his side when it’s his birthday. Zayne couldn’t resist the urge to caress her cheek and spots that they’re holding hands, he reaches over to touch her cheek but the girl is shocked and says that he isn’t Dr Zayne and asks who he was. Zayne wakes up and ponders on what it meant, wondering if the girls saw through time and noticed that he wasn’t the doctor. It ends with him looking at the jasmine flower he was taking care of.

#zayne love and deep space #love and deepspace #love and deep space #zayne love and deepspace #long post #shitty tldr of anecdote 3 #hopefully this is good enough anon #spoilers #love and deepspace spoilers #love and deep space spoilers

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Hi 👋 I'm the one who asked for a part two of the flirt yuu 😄 if u can that is 😁 thank you ans wonderful writer u are 💓

Flirty Bastard! Yuu With The First Years (No Ortho)

Vicewardens will come soon I am just waiting for bastard inspiration. Slight feral yuu in Ace and Epels. Slight angst in Deuces and Jacks if u squint

Gn reader

Ace

"...The worst Prefect ever!" Huh? " Maybe you should go back to kindergarten before attending university!” Oh, that hit a nerve… “Anyways… unlike you, I actually have classes to get to. Good luck, janitor prefect!" The Redhead sticks his tongue out in a teasing manner.

The cocky glint in his eyes deflates when he goes to turn away and Yuu grabs him by the face. The prefect leans in close, squishing his cheeks slightly as it's their turn to look down at him with a half-lidded gaze and cocky grin. Shit, why was his heart pounding.

Beyond the very convincing forced calm they wore, Ace could tell there was absolute detest behind those eyes. “My my…” Their voice was silky smooth and so comforting… “Thank you for teaching me about the seven, Ace. You’re quite the sweetheart!~” A flirty tone escapes their throat, making Ace go red like the heart painted on his eye.

Ace's face falls further as he yanks himself out of Yuu’s hand looking at the stranger as if they’ve lost it. “D-Did you not hear me or something?! I said you're the worst!” Ace sputters flusteredly, shooting his arms up defensively.” “Oh I heard, I just didn’t care… It's just so hard to be upset when the person berating you is quite the looker!”

Yuu shoots a wink. “You know some people are into that…” Yuu's expression drops from teasing to a much more serious and disgusted one, yet their smirk remains. “You’re fucking weird!” Ace pushes the student away, not expecting them to catch his wrist. Fuck, why was that attractive to him? 

“Oh, what a shame our first fight is not going to be in the sheets… oh well…” The manic look in their eyes tells everything Ace needed to know as they popped their neck. It was the same look that one eel bastard gave people before he’d beat people up. “This is gonna be fun” Yuu purrs out, laughing soon after as they let go of Ace's wrist to crack their knuckles. They were going to put this brat in their place.

Jack

He, unfortunately, met Yuu during book two. Jack hates it when people act too friendly. And here Yuu was being flirty. “Ooo~ So you’re the strong, silent type I guess. That’s fun.” Seriously, Yuu threw him off at first, but despite their strong personality, he had to admit, they were reliable, and with a good head on their shoulders.

He gets flustered with every remark you make and usually becomes defensive quickly afterward, much to your amusement. In retrospect, he probably shouldn’t have entered the room of someone who loves to tease him so heavily. The wolf just wanted to make sure you and Grim got up in time, and now here he was backed into a corner.

“Well, well, well, a big bad wolf breaking into a poor magicless human's room, how scandalous!” “I didn’t mean to—“ “I could have been naked! Or perhaps were you looking forward to that?” “No! I’m-! Ugh—“ “Oh I am just an innocent little human, in a new world no less! I could never fight back against someone as well-built as you and your wolfishly good looks!”

Jack’s ears are pressed flat against his skull as Yuu sits up, the blanket being the only thing covering them. No way, were they actually— The human corners the wolf in their room, the poor boy so confused and flustered on what to do. The human looks at him and tilts their head.

“Just messing with you!~” Yuu drops the blanket to show a tank top that matches their skin underneath. A shit-eating grin was plastered on their face as Jack's face burned. The human laughs at Jack’s expression as the flop back on the bed.

"Oh, that was so good! Ahaha!” Yuu pretends to wipe away a tear and looks back at Jack. “Though I will say, for you, I am more than willing to show—“ “N-no thanks, I need to go now.”

Epel

Everyone reacted differently to Yuu’s flirtations. Some indulge, and others avoid. It’s the perfect mask that protects the true Yuu from harm, their flirtations merely a shield from everyone around them. A shield that no one could break through, no matter how hard some try. The key word is try, as there is now a purple twink trying to swing at them.

The reason behind Epel’s violent actions wasn't even for the flirtation itself. It was because Yuu called him ‘Cutie’. Cutie of all things! He’s not cute! He’s a strong and badass man, he’ll show them! Surely by putting them in their place, he would never be called cute again.

Throwing a punch, Yuu merely sidestepped. He threw another, then another, then a kick, not a single hit landed on them. That stupid amused look on their face annoyed Epel to no end. Putting his all into a punch, he freezes when he feels Yuu catch his arm.

They pause and examine it for a while, before their pupils dilate and they pull the boy over their head, slamming them into the grass much to Epels surprise. The wind was knocked out of his lungs as Yuu kneels onto his chest. The look on their face was absolutely unhinged and feral as they examined Epel.

“Well don't you look good beneath me! That was so fun~” The smirk on their face grows wider as their eyes dilate again. “Can we play a little more? It would be so fun!~” “Get th’ hell off me you psycho!” “Awe, your no fun.”

The student gets off Epel, yanking him to stand on his two feet. The freshman immediately squares up ready for a fight, just to watch the person from before look unamused, folding their arms behind their head as they slink off.

“Wh?! Hey, get back here!” “Oh? Up for round two already?” That stupid smirk was back. Epel swore he would one day smack it off of them.

Deuce

Sigh… Sometimes he would get flustered at the dumbest one-liner. Other times, you could dedicate an entire romantic, raunchy love poem to him and he would never notice. Because of this, it is not worth it to try and fluster him intentionally.

Instead, small teasing gestures and genuine compliments are what will always get Deuce flustered. The spade ran to his best friend, waving his test. “Yuu! Yuu! Look!” Deuce lit up showing off his score. 81/100. His first B in Trein’s class. 

“I did it! I did it! I-I mean, we did it. If it wasn’t for your tutoring, I would have never passed, so um, thank you, Yuu-Senpai! Is there any way I can repay you at all?” Deuce's smile could light up the whole room, his happiness was so infectious that even Yuu began to let a genuine smile grace their features.

“The only thing I need of you is to keep that beautiful smile of yours, Spade.“ “H-huh?!” The ex-delinquent face became pink, bewildered blue eyes staring into Yuu's. “Pfft, just messin with ya, duh! … But seriously though, you don't owe me anything. Seeing my friends happy is enough…” 

Deuce’s face was still a bit pink as he hid his face behind his sleeve, taking a deep breath to soothe himself. At that moment with his soft, flustered expression did Yuu start to go off into the deep end. If only they weren’t such a flirt, maybe they could call Deuce theirs.

Sebek

“ENOUGH WITH YOUR SHAMELESS FLIRTATIONS HUMAN! I WILL NOT BE DISTRACTED FROM MY DUTY OF PROTECTING MALLEUS BECAUSE OF YOU!” Yuu held back a snort. Sebek was so fun to rile up.

The croco-fae stands sternly with more of a stick up his ass than ever. “Aw, what will it take for me to be your new priority, hmm?~” Sebek looks offended at the human in front of him, his nose wrinkling in disgust. “A mere human like you will never be more important than Waka-Sama!” A smirk rises to his face. “You wish you could even have half of his glory!”

"Sooo… you're into goths is what I am hearing?” Sebek's face dropped. “Pardon?” “You’re into goths then?” “I am NOT ‘into goths’ as you say!” Sebek was fuming.

“Oh okay, so you're just into Malleus, got it! Good luck asking him out then!” “YOU LOWLY HUMAN!!!” Yuu was then yelled at for 3 hours.

Yuuken

"Don’t” Your roommate said to you. “I wasn’t even going to do anything!” Yuuken raised a brow at Yuu, stoic expression barely changing. “You were going to flirt with me, weren't you?” The house warden gave a disappointed and half-hearted glare to the Vice.

“I wasn’t, I swear!” “…” “Okay fine! But you are attractive though, I mean can you blame me?!” Yuuken just sighs, pulling out his kendo stick for practice later that day. “If you feel like ogling, you might as well join me.”

Yuuken hands Yuu a spare stick. “Well, are you joining or not?” Flirting does not work on the stoic himbo who’s too overworked for his own good.

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[captain-mj]

Had a not good, very bad, terrible day today and was hoping for some escapism on tumblr. And I damn near cried in relief when I saw part 4 of the monster handler AU. Thank you.

I will not threaten you for your bones, but I will celebrate a part 5 when it happens ❤️

This is so sweet! I've definitely been there so I'm happy I could provide some escapism

Part 4

Ghost had slipped on the gear. Luckily, he didn't need to bind his wings or muzzle himself since they were on a mission. What was the point of making monsters with big teeth if they can't use them? Even if Ghost still wore a mask and therefore couldn't use his teeth. None of the bigshots upstairs had connected the dots there.

None of them had put together that he also easily could take both of those on and off himself and didn't require help. They considered it self sufficiency, completely missing that it defeated the purpose of them. A leash isn't helpful if the dog isn't tied to anything.

Not his problem though. It meant one more thing he didn't have to ask... Soap about.

They had their first mission today. It was... stressful. Not for Ghost of course, he'd just do whatever he needed to do. But Soap was stressed and that was annoying.

He kept glancing at Ghost and his lips would occasionally move.

"Out with it."

"I just want to make sure this goes well, ya know?"

"Why?"

Soap stalled and stared at him. "Well, we're friends, yeah? I'd like to stay around."

Ghost hummed. "I don't do friends. Not in the field manual."

"Neither is mask making." Soap glared at him. It caught Ghost guard and he just stared at him blankly for a minute. He saw his reflection in Soap's eyes. His giant eyes blinking back at him.

Ghost huffed out a laugh and it caught Soap off guard. He smiled at him. "Think I'm funny?"

"No." Ghost turned away from him. Soap was still staring, but Ghost ignored him. "So. Follow my orders. If you see something, say something."

"And if you need me, say something."

"Won't need you."

"Never needed Price?"

"No." Ghost lied. During missions, the term handler meant nothing. At least to him. Maybe others like him needed to be coddled and got worked up, but not him. He just did his stupid job. After missions was different.

Fuck.

What would he do after this mission? He couldn't go to Price. Ghost was still mad at him. Would Soap have something he does? If that man tries to do some silly bullshit to "take care" of him, he'd eat him alive for the inconvenience.

They had to clear a building. Simple enough.

Ghost went through the hallways, listening. Unlike his human companions, he could hear the heartbeats of all the hostiles in the building. A few of them had such loud breathing that it almost over shadowed it. He followed Soap, a piece of death itself.

A hostile stepped down, clearly planning to attack Soap, and Ghost grabbed him and dug his blade into his throat. He felt his blade enter his flesh and bleed him out.

Soap looked back at him, eyes falling on the silent body.

"Didn't even notice."

"S'why I'm here." Ghost growled and he could see the hair on the back of Soap's neck stand up. Goosebumps going up and down his arms.

Soap decided to just nod and continue. Smart man. Ghost followed closely by him. He could admit that Soap was good. But he knew that from their first mission. Soap moved lethally.

Another person down. Soap's bullet going through their skull. Ghost moved quickly, circling around Soap and keeping him safe from any stragglers. They fell into a rhythm. Soap moved and Ghost shadowed him. Someone tried to shoot him and Ghost dragged them into the rafters.

Ghost may hate what had happened to him but it was a bit fun. Watching people's fear at him. When it was someone he wanted to be afraid.

Blood poured to the ground and he fell back to the ground to continue.

At some point, they were done. No more people. Someone else had found what they came for so Ghost didn't have to deal with it.

Like an omen, the jitters set in as soon as he got in the helicopter. They were worse than usual. His whole body buzzed with it. He needed to do something.

Soap followed after him. "Okay, get your gear off."

Ghost stared at him. If this little bastard though for one goddamn minute that he was going to be that fucking easy

"I need to check for injuries. Stop glaring at me."

"I can check myself."

"I have a report to fill out."

"Just mark uninjured!!" Ghost was getting irritated. His skin started to crawl and his muscles twitched with the comedown.

Soap stared up at him, mischievous thoughts bubbling behind his eyes. "Are you suggesting Price lied on the reports?"

Ghost couldn't handle this right now. He started to strip his gear. "Just hurry up. You know he fucking lied on it." His clothes stayed on though, the tactical pants, love sleeve shirt and his mask.

Soap was quick. Thankfully. His hands skating over Ghost's back through the fabric.

"Okay. You're good. Now how can I help?"

"What do you mean?"

"Price mentioned you struggle after missions." Fucking Bitch. "so how can I help you?"

Ghost crossed his arms. "Can't. I'll deal with everything myself. Just go fill your fucking reports."

Soap sighed. "Ghost, I understand this is a big adjustment and I want to say your feelings are completely valid. We just think this is what is best for all of us."

"Stop. Stop. Why are you speaking like that?"

"Like what?"

"Like you're.... what website did you get this from?"

Soap blushed. "I didn't get it from a website."

"Fine. What did you look up?"

"...how to help your child deal with divorcing parents...."

"My parents got divorced. I've heard this spiel. You... You really..." Ghost was flabbergasted. The fact that Soap not only looked this up to help, but also looked it up like that was... "Listen, listen, I... You can't really help, okay?"

"Could Price help?"

"I don't want Price's help."

"Could someone else help?"

"No." Ghost couldn't tell if he was mad or amused. Soap was persistent that was for sure. "What were you going to say next?"

"That we all still care about you and that Price will still be around to assist."

Ghost covered his face. "You're... so smart. You have to be. How can you act this dumb." He tried to stifle his laughter, hating that Soap was so effortlessly funny.

Soap was starting to smile. "C'mon..."

"Fuck off, MacTavish." Ghost patted his head, ruffling his mohawk. "Go away. I can handle myself this time, yeah?"

"Next time?"

"If you're lucky." Ghost left him alone. In actuality, he could not handle it himself.

He did planks for almost an hour and then went to the gym to punch one of the bags until he felt his gloves getting wet. He'd have to learn to exhaust himself. No one else could help.

Looking at his hands, now bleeding with bright white bruises forming slowly, he realized he'd have to learn faster.

#johnny soap mactavish #john price #captain john price #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #soap cod #cod mw2 #ghost cod #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare ii #soapghost #soap x ghost #ghoap #Experiment au #Monster au #Monster!Ghost #Monster Ghost #The Remains Au

[m-jelly]

so ... are u still taking requests at the moment?

Because if you do, I had this probably kind of wacky idea for a levi x reader, merfolk au. like, levi is a merman and reader is a human and he is immediately interested in reader but doesn't know a thing about human customs so he just does it the merfolk way, for example courting rituals and that his kind are a lot more touchy with each other. She also is the first human he ever had a closer relationship with and he is fascinated by her human features.

Thought this might be sweet but if you've got too much on your mind/calendar right now I completely understand.

Have a great day! <3

Island of beginnings.

Pairing: Levi x Fem!Reader

Tags and warnings: Modern AU, Merman Levi, human reader, fluff, romance, courting, falling in love.

Concept: You move to an island away from your busy old life and onto a new one. The island is a mixed place with merpeople and humans mixing together. You meet Levi when he swims up to your home and says that he lives in a home under the water near your home. Levi decides to court you because he likes you so much and enjoys the delights that are you.

@ladycheesington @levisbrat25 @nyxiieluna @li-anne @galactict3a @youre-ackermine @thebobaprincess @2moth-anon2 @cypidity @notgoodforlife @demonsimp6 @nbinairyn

Levi had you on the mind and in his heart. You'd come to the island he lived around about two weeks ago. He introduced himself because you were his neighbour, but he was so taken by you he just wanted to have you as his and his alone. He wasn't sure how to romance a human, so he did what he knew which was to court you as if you were a mermaid.

Levi swam up to the surface and saw you sleeping in the shade on the decking of your home. He moved closer and leaned on the decking and gazed at your sleeping face. He reached over with his webbed hand, his skin glistening in the light as if he was a pearl. He rubbed your cheek and marvelled at how soft and warm you were.

You opened your eyes and blushed when you saw Levi's fin ear wiggle a little. You adored his pearl skin with little scales around the edges of his face, the delicate gills on his neck and his pink kissable lips. His raven hair was wet and swept back allowing you to see his handsome features. You moaned a little at his muscles.

He pulled back and smiled at you. "You're awake."

You rubbed your eyes as you sighed. "I am. Can I get you a tea or something?" You sat up and hummed. "Or maybe a set of clothes for your human form?"

"Both?" He gasped. "But first I have something for you." He took his side bag off and placed it on the decking. He moved a few things around and pulled out a crown he'd made with shells, pearls and a few gems. "Here."

You took it from him and admired it. "This is so beautiful." You placed it on your head and giggled. "I'm a princess!"

Levi blushed hard because you accepted and wore his gift, meaning you were interested in him. "Ah...umm...you accept my gift?"

"I do!"

He smiled a little. "You...like me?"

You stared at him. "Do you mean in romantic way or friendship?"

"Romantic."

You leaned closer and kissed his cheek. "Well, I like you a lot."

He gasped in delight. "So, you accepting this crown means you accept my courting!"

You clutched your chest as your heart raced. "Yes."

He smiled sweetly at you as his fin ears wiggled. "Perfect! I have more for you." He rummaged in his bag and pulled out a ring with a pearl on it. "I found the one closet to your beauty, but that was hard because you're more beautiful than a sunset within the ocean and the small green flash."

You felt pleasure shoot through you. "Levi..."

He took your hands in his. "I want you to be my forever, my special pearl, my green flash, my mate."

You squeezed his hands. "I want that too."

Levi backflipped into the water in delight. He grabbed you and pulled you into the water with him. "You are magical! I have so many things for you."

"I want to get you things."

He nuzzled his nose against yours. "You are so sweet and perfect."

You kissed Levi making him flinch. "Oh, sorry was that too much?"

He blushed hard. "N-No...I liked it...your lips are so...warm..." He yanked you against his body. "More."

You kissed Levi again and hummed in happiness. You pulled back and swam to the decking. "I'll get us some tea." You wrung out your wet shirt as Levi got out of the water behind you with his tail shining in the light. "Do you want something to eat?" You turned around. "Levi?"

He smiled as he stood naked before you in his human form. "I would like food made by you. I always like your food."

You blushed bright red before looking away. "Le-Levi."

He walked closer. "Something wrong?"

"You're naked. Where is the towel I normally leave out for you?" You grabbed it and handed it over to him. "I'll go get the drinks!"

Levi watched you run off as he wrapped the towel around him. He picked up his bag and hurried after you and into the home. He wanted to court you more and started laying out pretty stones around the living room. He smiled at the work he did and hoped you liked it all.

You walked out of the kitchen with a tray and spotted the stones. "Oh, look at that! They're so pretty."

"You like them?"

You nodded. "Of course! Are these part of the courting?"

"Yes." He waited for you to put the tray down before he held your hands. "I just adore you. This is our nest."

You hummed a laugh. "It's perfect. So, what must we do next for the courting?"

"Cuddle, kiss and hold each other. I also..." He shifted on his feet. "I must mark you."

You stared at his canines, they were sharp for him to eat fish as merpeople ate a lot of it and the four slightly sharp teeth at the top helped. "So, you bite me?"

"Yes."

You moved closer to him and purred. "I would love that."

Levi let out a delighted pur as his ears wiggled a little. "Mate."

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[oh-hell-help-me]

Day 9: Shell

It was something straight out of a storybook, to see their efforts actually work.

Reports have come through daily, compiled from sections of industrial plants, mines, and -most importantly- the agricultural industry.

It wasn’t that it didn’t exist before, per say, but the limitations of living on and near an active volcano have essentially funded projects and ‘solutions’ via war confiscations.

But with The Plan?

It opened up occupations ranging from greenhouse manufacturing, pipe construction, electronics manufacturing (in which he’s heard that Iggy collaborated with budding inventors for), and the overall selection process for what Luigi knew as ‘High-Yielding Variety’ crops.

It doesn’t hurt that diplomatic negotiations have also opened up trade.

Unemployment rates dropped to 13% by the second day -AND the only reason it wasn’t lower was due to the process of training the kingdom’s workforce for what is essentially new production procedures.

He would have gone to see the training himself, maybe even suggested ways to streamline it, but…

Since he apparently couldn’t be trusted to keep himself safe, Bowser and his brother have come to a rare agreement:

Luigi, Ambassador of the Mushroom Kingdom, Ghost Hunter, Thrice Defeater of King Boo, and one of the Mario Brothers… is now to be babysat by the Koopa King.

In the first two days in Bowser’s possession, Luigi had only been let down when he had either needed to go to the bathroom, or if his brother and Peach were visiting.

Not even the presence of snickering diplomats deterred him.

Bowser’s plastron (unless they call it something different…?) was surprisingly velvety to the touch, although experimental pokes showed it to be just as hard as his shell.

And no, he was NOT feeling the Koopa up! That would’ve been rude!… But boredom was universal for those of the confined, and Luigi was adamant about not staring at Bowser’s face OR falling asleep!

Hence, his investigations.

“Something on my face?”

And just like that, Luigi is snapped from his reverie -blushing when he realizes he’s been staring at Bowser’s face.

'Luigi, you fool! You thoughtless fool!'

He’s internally screaming, but the Koopa only shows amusement as Luigi burrows into his green sweater.

“I know I’m a handsome Koopa, but you don’t have to stare~.”

Luigi could only whine.

With a snort, he taps Luigi’s hat over his eyes “Really, though. What’s got your head in the clouds?”

Righting his hat -really, the nerve of this guy- Luigi shoots him a half-hearted glare. “N-nothing!”

“Oh?” Bowser obviously doesn’t believe him. “My devastatingly gorgeous looks are nothing to you?”

“No! I mean-“ Luigi knows that his face is as red as his brother’s hat, but that’s the least of his worries. “Stop twisting my words!”

Bowser bursts into guffaws that have Luigi bounce on his plastron, having the mind to have a paw out to prevent the human from bouncing out of his grasp.

“A-and 'no-thing' m-eans-s noth-ing!”

The guffaws eventually abate, but the crap-eating grin Bowser wore was nearly unbearable. "And your expression means that it's not 'nothing'! So cough it out!"

Bowser was enjoying the way Luigi seemed to get more and more flustered, noting the way his blush spreads from his cheeks, to his ears, and then down to his neck. It almost makes him curious to see-

Ahem.

He focuses back on the Green Bean, realizing that he resorted to burrowing his face into his plastron. He could barely feel the pressure from it- almost like having a bowl of grapes rest on him.

"Would you rather have Mario to talk to? I'm sure he has some spare time-"

"NO!"

He jolts in his seat, not expecting the shy human to actually shout.

...It's almost impressive, for him to have those kind of pipes.

"sorry." Bowser barely hears it, but it's enough to lead him back to the topic.

"Then let it out Greenie. It's not like I get offended easily."

Luigi mutters something that almost sounds passive-aggressive, but he isn't given time to guess before Luigi blurts out:

"What do you call it?"

He's.... stumped. "It?"

"Um." The blush is back, but the human seems determined to elaborate. "The hard thing on your stomach. What is it called?"

Bowser smirks, but simply replies, "A plastron."

This time, he KNOWS he hears a 'knew it' from Luigi, and Bowser's smirk is slowly growing wider.

"And-and those?" The man touches the tips of his fingers, gesturing at the sharp edges. "Do you call them claws -or talons, or...?"

"Claws." Bowser resembles a particularly toothy alligator now. "I was joking about the staring, but I didn't realize I'm so fascinating to you."

"You are!"

And now he's sure he looks shocked stupid.

"N-NOT LIKE THAT! I mEAN-" Luigi is panicking, clearly. "I- just wanted to know because I wasn't sure? I- never really saw a Koopa outside battle, and- and you guys look really interesting!"

He is so, utterly glad that Koopas can't blush.

Still, he does his best to look nonchalant. "Well- why didn't you say so? The Royal Library has a bunch of books about our impressive anatomy! I can 'supervise' while you read your tiny heart out!"

"...YOU HAVE A LIBRARY?! AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!"

THAT is only answered with a laugh as Bowser starts to lumber down a hall, not caring as the human starts to sputter.

Honestly? He's glad to have Luigi as a friend. But the human?

He's adorable ridiculous.

#bowuigi #KAIJUNE Prompt #short #but honestly a breather as things get heavier #til next post! #HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

[qoeww]

WELL, I LIKE THE PROM IN THAT WAY

You need someone to take you to the prom and softshell turtle is here for help.

Character: Donatello

Writing type: Headcanon

Warnings: None just fluff <3

Author note: I'm sorry if I made grammatical mistakes, English isn't my first language ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Prom night was approaching. Everything was almost done. Except for one thing: Cavalier.

Two days left to the party and unfortunately, there is no one to take you to the prom. Why did everybody find their date at the beginning of the year? While thinking anxiously, you ripped off the skin near the nail with your teeth.

"Hey, what's that anxious aura?" Leo pressed the skateboard with his foot and caught it in the air.

"I'm just worried about prom."

Now you caught all turtle brothers attention. Perfect.

"Prom? Where you dance to music with your friends?"

You nodded. "Yep Mikey."

"Aaah, Doctor Feelings loves the prom so muuuuch!" Mikey crossed his hands on top of his chest.

"Oooh, and don't you choose queen and king end of the night?" (You could see reflection of he is imagining himself sitting at the throne in his eyes.)

"Prom..." You turned your head to the purple turtle when you heard his muttering. His eyes were shining and eyebrows had lifted.

When he felt your eyes on him, he cleaned his throat and looked another way. Classic Donnie, trying to act like irrelevant, bad boy behavior.

There was no one who didn't know that he loved school so much. He always finds reason to come to school.

Like one day you just texted him "I lost my cat eraser ;-;" After 2 seconds he was holding a new eraser (Purple. Purple eraser.) And stayed for the whole day.

"Hey D. Do you want to go to the prom with me?"

Well, for one minute absolute silence reigned in the lair.

"YOU ARE TAKING DONNIE?"

"I wanna come too." Mikey gripped your left leg and hugged.

"Well, (Y/N) I don't think this is your best idea because we don't look like hu-"

"AHA- YES, yes I'm coming. Which hour did you say?" Donnie proudly stood up and stepped in front of Raph.

You give every little detail about prom and leave the lair like how you did 1 proud and 3 disappointed turtle.

And yes, Donnie showed off how you choose him over them.

After Donnie gives himself a break to drink water, Mikey said "Wow, you are going on date with them."

He spat out all of the water in his mouth

Realization hits him now.

He. Is. Going. To. Prom. As. Your. Date.

OH SHOOT

Maybe it is a friendly proposal, maybe it is not. You two had not opened your feelings to each other and he was sure you have things for him but he didn't want to understand wrong and make himself look like stupid.

But no worries, his brothers are here for help!

2 days passed like hell, he tried to listen to all his brothers tactics. (Except Leo's cheesy lines because he believed if he says them to you, you would bust your ass out of party)

When the day come, he wore his suit and come to your door.

He pulled back his hand everytime he tried to knock the door and it took almost 5 minute.

You opened the door because of the noise, there is a Donnie fighting with Mind Raph.

He tried to smile at you but... It is kinda scary but you didn't tell him

He doesn't know what to do, don't blame him

"Ah D... You look so handsome." You tried to stop yourself from laugh

Ah, yes. The compliments he deserved and waited for long time

While walking to school he gave compliments to your look

Oh boy, if your clothes his color, it will boost his ego and will be more confident (You guys are matching and looking like a real couple)

After coming to the party, it didn't took so much time to Donnie understand this place isn't for him.

Yeah, he likes dancing, fun (and proving his dance moves are better than others) but he didn't like the idea of doing it in a cramped space where bodies collided.

But he is refusing to tell, he is sipping the drink you took for him and trying to talk like a "normal human teenager" (Splinter please tell this child teens don't act like at Rivalde)

"D, come with me. I have a thing you would love"

You hold his hand and dragged him to the schools corridors.

After arriving technology club's door, you took out the keys

Teenagers don't notice what was taken from them while dancing

"Since we are in the last days, dead electronics will be thrown away. Soooo I thought maybe you would like to take them"

Donnie instantly forgets all the stress and dives between the pieces inside the box.

"OH MY GOSH, I can use this for my Mixer-3007-A and these pieces will let me update Sheldon's..." He explains to you what the pieces will do or not, excitedly and shouting a little

His face is looking so cute: eyebrows are frowning and his cheeks are slightly red from excitement; he looks like a crazy but cute scientist.

After analyzing all the pieces, he turns to you to tell how he is happy

But you are not here

BROKEN HEART HURTS SO MUCH-

Where are you? Did you get bored and leave him? He starts to fell unconfident

Mind Raph yells at him to find you so he do

He opens the door rapidly and almost bump at you.

"Where are you going D-"

"I THOUGHT YOU LEFT ME"

*sigh* "I just told you I was gonna get some snacks"

Let give him a minute to have a little flashback and remembers it.

After remembering he quickly apologizes and helps you to carry snacks.

You both sit on the floor and grab Donnie's hand and pull it towards you.

"Donnie, you don't have to be so nervous, just be yourself. The time we spend is really fun, don't push yourself."

Donnie really doesn't get it, yes it's nice to spend time with him he admits but that's not even the point of the prom. You need to dance and hang out with your friends.

You just need to explain the thing important is not prom, him. You liked the prom in that way.

The night is progressing very sweetly, you two even dance to the music heard from all over the school thanks to the speakers. (Donnie even shows you his moves to justify his username. Just. Wow-)

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #donatello x reader #tmnt headcanons #tmnt donatello #rottmnt x reader #tmnt x reader #rottmnt headcanons

[malarkgirlypop]

Chapter 2:

The Devil Wears a Suit and Tie (Donald Malarkey x FemOC)

Hello strangers. Well I have not posted in freaking ages, I'm so sorry. Been a busy bee! This is the second chapter of the cowboy series, hope ya'll enjoy. I am going to restart my taglist since I haven't posted in a long time. So please let me know if you want to be on it. Enjoy!

“Please! Don’t shoot.” The young woman repeated, stepping out from behind the tree she was hiding behind. Her arms raised over her head to show she meant no harm.

Don peered at her with a shocked look on his face. His eyes dragged down her body. His brows furrowing, she wore jeans and sneakers, a thin t-shirt, her shoulders covered by a cropped cardigan. Her clothes were dirty and torn, the young woman’s face marred with mud. Blood mixed in with the grime that caked her skin.

The young frightened woman’s teeth chattered together loudly, clearly from the cold, since her clothes didn’t protect her from the harsh elements. Scout, after seeing the woman step out from her hiding spot had stopped barking, looked at her curiously. 

“Please, can you lower the gun.” She uttered quietly. Don snapped back into reality, realising that he still had the gun pointed at her head. He cleared his throat, lowering the gun and flicking on the safety. This woman was no threat to him, and even if she was, she didn’t look in any state to fight. Don could easily tell the signs of exhaustion pulling at the woman’s frame, her face looked gaunt, the bags under her eyes a dark shade of purple. How long had she been out here?

“Who are you?” Don asked, asserting his gruffer voice. He needed to show her he didn’t have time to fuck around.     

“Eleanor Turner.” She said, finally lowering her arms. She wrapped them around her to try and keep her warm. 

“What are you doing out here, Eleanor?” Don asked. So many more questions flooded in his brain, but he didn’t want to overwhelm the already shaken woman in front of him. She looked as if she could collapse right now, her legs trembled slightly, as if unable to hold her own weight.

“I was on a hike, I got lost from my group.” She explained, but Don didn’t buy it. She had no gear with her, let alone appropriate clothing for the mountain terrain and weather. Plus there were no walking trails anywhere near here, all of the land that surrounded the ranch was private property. If she really did get lost on the hiking trail, she would’ve had to be out here for days nearly a week. Don knew the woods, and even with all his experience, staying out here without the correct gear and clothes, you would be dead in a few days. 

“Don’t lie to me.” Don snapped, the woman instinctively taking a step back from his harsh tone. 

“I’m not lying.” There was nothing else she could say to convince him. Eleanor wasn’t really in the right state to try and persuade the man perched on the horse. Tears pricked in her eyes, she had been out here for two days, unsure of how she was still alive. The relief she felt hearing dogs barking the voice of someone close by. She was sure only minutes earlier this was her demise, she was about to die in the middle of the woods with no one knowing her whereabouts. 

“Can you please help me?” Eleanor begged, tears trickling down her cheeks. The man’s expression softened slightly. As if he had finally realised she was in fact a human, who was in desperate need of help, not to be interrogated. 

“Yes, of course.” Don said, slinging his leg off the horse, landing on the ground. He rummaged around in the saddle bag, pulling a thick coat he kept for emergencies out. Don made his way over to Eleanor, who was shaking furiously from the cold. He handed her the coat, she took it gratefully. Eleanor quickly moved, slipping her arms into the sleeves, pulling it around her. She grabbed the zip from the front, her hands trembling so much she couldn’t get the tab into the correct hole. Warm hands slid over hers, she looked up wide eyed as Don stood in front of her. He took the front of the coat from her, quickly zipping up the front.

Don stepped back, now being closer to the woman he took her in. Her blue eyes were bloodshot and misty from the tears that now stained her cheeks. Her light brown hair was unkempt and tousled, tied loosely in a low bun. She was pretty despite all the dirt and scratches that covered her face. Eleanor couldn’t stand much longer, her weak legs slowly buckling underneath her. She reached out as she stumbled forward grabbing on Don’s forearm for support. 

“Shit.” Mumbled Don taking her into his arms. He needed to move faster than he had been. Her arrival had taken him by such surprise he hadn’t acted accordingly. He should’ve clothed her faster, gotten her on Lady before she had collapsed. Don needed to get moving, the dark now setting in, this wasn’t his plan. This woman had thrown him by her unexpected arrival. 

“Scout, Tiller cast!” He called to the dogs, getting them moving again. They rounded the cows in no time, seemingly understanding the urgency in Don’s voice. 

“Lady!” He called to the horse, who walked over to them. Eleanor was barely conscious, weakly standing in his arms. Her head lent against his chest, she was fighting so hard to stay awake. But everything was crashing down on her, hunger, dehydration, the cold it was all too much.

“Hey, Eleanor, hey!” Don patted her gently on the face to rouse her. Her eyes fluttered open, using what little of her strength she had to look up at him.

“Can you get on Lady?” Don asked. Eleanor nodded weakly, turning to face the horse. She shifted her weight from Don to Lady. Gripping on tightly to the saddle as she leant against the horse for support. Don squatted down hoisting the tired woman onto Lady. Eleanor was barely able to swing her leg over. She lay with her limbs dangling down either side of the horse, her face pressed into Lady’s mane. Don got up quickly, sliding into the saddle behind her.

“Come on now.” He grunted as he lifted her up into a sitting position. Eleanor’s head flopped forward, she felt so weak, not even being able to keep her head upright. Don leant her back so her back was pressed into his chest, he grabbed the reins with one hand and circled the other around her torso. 

“Lady, let’s go.” Don called, the dogs had rounded up all the cattle. “Let’s move!” He called the dogs who knew what to do, as they started herding the cattle back down the mountain again. 

They arrived at the field in no time. Don had moved them all as quickly as he could, finally sighing with relief seeing all of the herd in the fenced lot. However Eleanor wasn’t doing great. 

She was in and out of consciousness throughout the ride, Don had tried to multi-task feeding her water and moving the animals at the same time. But she wasn’t able to stay awake long enough to swallow. Don had clutched her to his chest trying to keep her from falling off the horse.

“Eleanor, can you open your eyes for me?” Don pleaded with the girl, who’s head lent back against his shoulder so he could look down at her. Her eyelids fluttered slightly, but it was no use, she had no energy left. Her body was cold, her breathing was ragged and slow, Don needed to act quickly or he would be bringing home a dead body rather than a girl. 

Don leaned her back so that he could swing off the horse without her falling off with him. After landing on his feet he was quick to pluck Eleanor off Lady, he settled her down on the ground gently. He moved as fast as he could, pulling his sleeping bag from the saddle packs. Don unzipped the bag lying it flat on the ground before moving Eleanor onto the material and zipping it up around her. He needed to keep her as warm as possible as he set up the tent and a fire. 

Don pulled everything else he needed from the packs on Lady who grazed on the lush grass in the field. The herd seemed settled as well, chewing their cud. The dogs moved closer to the unconscious woman, Scout nudging her with her snout and whining quietly. 

“She’ll be alright girl, don’t worry.” Don said over his shoulder to the dog. Scout lay down beside the woman resting her head on Eleanor’s chest, as Tiller lay at her feet. The dogs could tell she wasn’t doing well, trying their best to comfort her. 

Don pitched the tent in no time, dragging Eleanor in the sleeping bag into the shelter. He just needed to start the fire and then he could try to get her awake again. The dogs stayed close, following behind Don as he set Eleanor up in the tent. They took their positions again beside her as he left. 

“Watch her Scout. Tiller come with me.” Don requested the dog’s. Scout nuzzled closer to Eleanor, as Tiller stood following after the rushing man. 

He left the field heading back out into the woods, he needed tinder and wood to keep the fire alive. It wasn’t only about the warmth, but the protection it provided. The predators wouldn’t approach the fire. This would serve as protection to them all throughout the night. So Don needed enough fuel to keep it going for the whole night. 

Don lit the way with a bright torch, keeping his other hand tightly clutched around the small hatchet he had brought with him.   

Don hacked away at the dead log that lay on the forest floor, wiping the sweat from his brow. If he could drag this hunk of wood back he could chop it into smaller pieces for firewood, he had also gathered handfuls of tinder to help start the fire. 

“Got it!” He said triumphantly as he finally had made it through the thick trunk. He heaved the wood onto his shoulder, heading back to camp.

Don worked quickly, thankfully the fire lit easily and the wood he had brought would last them till the morning. Now he could finally turn his attention to Eleanor. 

He crawled into the small tent, really only meant for one person. Don sat next to Eleanor, nothing much had changed but Scout seemed to be more anxious, even growling slightly as Don reached towards Eleanor. 

“Scout! I’m going to help her!” Don scolded the dog, who quickly hid her teeth again letting Don proceed. 

“Eleanor.” Don called to her but she didn’t rouse to his voice. He shook her gently to no avail. Don bit his lip knowing his next move, he pinched the top of her shoulder putting pressure on the muscle between his fingers. Eleanor gasped in pain shifting away from him, her eyes finally opened. 

“Good, you're awake.” Don said, turning around to grab the water and food he had brought into the tent with him. 

“Where am I?” Eleanor glanced around not recognising her surroundings. Feeling less exhausted than before but her body still ached tremendously. Her head pounded and stomach growled loudly for food. She could easily fall back to sleep and stay that way for days but she fought to stay awake, the need for food and water outdid her need to rest.    

“You’re in a tent, but we are still in the forest. We'll head back to the ranch tomorrow.” Don said, passing her water to drink. She smiled quickly before sipping on the fluids. Eleanor didn’t realise how thirsty she was, the liquid on her tongue quenching her thirst. She began quickly sculling the drink. 

“Woah, hold on there.” Don lowered the canteen from her lips, her brows pulled together. “Not too fast, you will get sick.” He clarified his actions. She nodded sheepishly, resuming her sipping. 

“What’s her name?” Eleanor asked, as she stroked Scout’s head that still lay on her stomach. Scout seemed pleased with the attention snuggling in closer. 

“That’s Scout, and that’s Tiller.” Don motioned to the dog who laid down closer to the exit of the tent, sticking his head out every now and then to check on the animals outside. 

“And you are?” She asked, her head tilted slightly. Don’s brows knitted together, in all the commotion of the events he hadn’t even introduced himself to her.    

“Oh, I’m Donald Malarkey.” He offered his hand out for her to shake, Eleanor reached out taking his hand in hers. Don noted her hands were smaller than his, softer too. His hands were tough from all the labour they did, but Eleanor’s hands were smooth, apart from the section on the bottom of her palm. The skin had been raised, he could feel it under his fingers. Don absentmindedly turned her hand over in his, inspecting where he felt the abraded skin. Eleanor’s skin on her palm was red and raised, clearly scraped. 

“I fell.” Eleanor commented, letting the stranger investigate her wounds. His hands were warm and strong, but his grip was soft. Eleanor weirdly felt at ease with the man she had only just met. Normally she had her guard up around men, from her previous experiences with them she knew that they weren’t to be trusted. All they did was hurt her, so she kept a wide berth from them. Clearly she had forgotten her own rules, which led her to this mess.

“Did you hurt yourself anywhere else?” Don asked, his eyes glancing over her figure. His voice pulled her from her thoughts. Eleanor shook her head, regretting the action immediately as the room began to spin. She took deep breaths trying to stop the black edges creeping into her vision. 

“I’m dizzy.” She was barely able to whisper out, her lids felt heavy as her stomach churned. 

“Eleanor you’re ok, stay with me!” Don could see the young lady's eyes rolling back into her head as her limbs became lifeless. He cradled her head before it fell back onto the hard ground, lowering it gently onto the makeshift pillow. Scout whined, pawing at the unconscious girl. 

“She’s out again, Scout.” He mumbled to the dog, patting her gently between her ears. 

Don stayed with Eleanor for a moment, checking that the young woman was still breathing, before climbing out of the tent to tend to the fire. 

Don untacked Lady, letting her graze alongside the rest of the herd. He placed the saddle and bags by the front of the tent under the awning that popped out, giving it some shelter from the elements. He pulled the spare sleeping bag out from the bag unfurling it, before climbing back into the tent. 

Eleanor lay peacefully, her breathing even. Don reached inside of her bag, making sure she was warm enough. Scout scooted in closer to the young woman, keeping herself and Eleanor warm. 

Don slid inside of his own sleeping bag, squeezing into the small space. Least he knew they would be warm enough for the night, with the fire roaring outside and the four bodies inside of the tent, they would be plenty warm. Tiller lay on Don’s feet, his head still facing towards the flap of the tent, he wouldn’t sleep tonight, just rest. Tiller was a good dog, he would notify Don if anything became a miss.

#the devil wears a suit and tie #donald malarkey #band of brothers #Scout and Tiller #awww my babies #band of brothers fanfic #easy company

[peekapen]

Into the Deep Chapter 8

Summary:

Sun and you spend the morning together before you learn more about Fazbear Co.

When Sun awoke the next day he could immediately tell that something was different. What it was he couldn't say, but something was different. He tried to ignore the feeling at first as he wanted to sleep some more before the sun rose entirely, but when he heard someone speak a moment later he realized that that someone wasn't his brother. Confused yet wary he poked his head out of the sand and looked around, finding one of the few doors on the side of his enclosure open and you standing in front of it with his brother curled up next to the door, talking to him despite him obviously ignoring you. You must've felt him staring as you turned toward him with a huge smile, causing his heart to flutter.

"Oh! Good morning Sun!" You said as you waved at him, prompting him to shoot out of the sand towards you.

"Sunshine!" He cheered as he scooped you up into a big hug with stars in his eyes, feeling your laugh vibrate against his chest as he did so. "Good morning, morning, morning! How are you?"

"Good!" You said before giggling as he started licking your face, feeling too warm and fuzzy from your smile to not give you an overly affectionate morning.

"Well, that's good to hear!" He said happily before realizing something and gently putting you back down on your feet with a cock of his head. "Though, I have to ask, why are you here so early? I expected to see you far later today as per usual."

"Oh right! I completely forgot that you didn't know!" You said as you gently slapped the side of your head before giving him a big, but nervous smile. "My boss is relocating me here until my trial period is over after which it will be decided if I'm either allowed to stay or if I should go. For now, I'm your new live-in caretaker available 24/7 in that little room over there." You said whilst giving him the 'jazz hands' as he thinks you humans called it before pointing to the metal door Sun had seen earlier when he first woke up. "Wanna come in and check it out? It's not quite home yet, but Moon and I have been working on it all night after I told him about it!"

"Moon knew?!" Sun squawked and you giggled, causing his heart to warm slightly before shaking his head wildly. Focus Sun! Your brother hid something big from you! "Why didn't he tell me?"

"Yeah, he did, but he probably didn't tell you because you were already asleep by then." You explained as you started leading the way to your room and he nodded before glaring at his brother's sleeping form. Of all the things to forget to mention last night after waking him up- "Welcome to my new home!"

Sun quickly stopped glaring at your proud announcement as he carefully ducked under the door before his eyes widened in excitement at the sight in front of him. The room was still pretty barren given you had only just moved in, but it already smelled just like you, though it was still faint. In fact, your scent was incredibly faint on everything save for those strange items you wore over your skin, confusing him.

"It looks lovely Sunshine, but I can barely smell your scent in here. Aren't any of these things yours?" He asked and you cocked your head at him in confusion before snapping your fingers with a triumphant grin on your face.

"Ooh, you're asking why none of this seems close to me, right? Because you guys usually identify things through scent, that makes sense. Well, most of it's new actually, just got it last night. When I got home yesterday after our sleepover my place had been completely trashed by Clide and most of my things in it. The only things that are still usable are a few clothes and this." You said before taking the pearl he had given you ages ago out of your pocket and holding it up to him, making him smile widely.

"You still have it?!" He nearly screeched out of excitement as he gently took it from you before going back outside and holding it up to the sunlight, watching it gleefully as it shone in different shades of gold and orange.

"Of course I do! It was my first gift from a Mer and, more importantly, from my friend. There's no way I would ever get rid of it, it's far too precious!" You said and his smile widened when you referred to him as your friend, happy you felt the same before grabbing your hand and gently placing the pearl on your palm and closing your fingers around it.

"I'm so, so, so happy to hear that you care about it, friend! That makes me the happiest- no- super happiest Mer in the world!" Sun said before laughing and scooping you up once more, twirling you around as he felt his heart warm once more as you laughed with him. After a few twirls, he realized it was probably not a good idea to twirl you around too much, so he reluctantly put you back down on the sand. He nervously watched you as you tottered around for a moment, obviously dizzy before you shook your head aggressively and rushed off into your room before returning with a little notebook and a pen in hand, eyes sparkling as you came up to him.

"Considering I'm now your live-in caretaker and your friend...Do you mind if I watch your morning routine? And ask a few questions about it? I'm so, so curious to learn more bout you guys! Ah, but if you don't want me to that's fine as well" You said sheepishly and Sun chuckled at your antics. You were just too cute for your own good~

"Of course friend! Come, I'll show you what my mornings are usually like! And I'll answer any and all questions you may have on Moonie and!" He said with a dramatic bow before diving into the water behind him, giggling as he heard you cheer loudly on the land above.

As the morning progressed he found himself enjoying this new routine of having you there, following him about with that beautiful smile of yours. You asked incredibly simple and sometimes frankly stupid about him and his kind, but he didn't mind. If anything, he thought it was the cutest thing ever! Especially when you realized what you had asked was silly and you would flush so deeply out of embarrassment his heart would skip a beat multiple times. If he was being honest, he was surprised it was still beating after all of your cuteness. But even when you weren't asking any questions, just having you there filled his usually mundane morning with color and excitement.

It confused him though, all of these warm and fuzzy emotions he felt around you. He knew it had something to do with care and he definitely cared about you a lot, of course he did, he was your friend! Your bestest friend even! But the way you made him feel was...unique in comparison to the way he had felt with all of his friends before you, making you special. What was it that made you so special? He wasn't sure, but he knew one thing for sure: He never, ever wanted these feelings to go away, ever! After he had done his morning routine and you had fed him you two were about to discuss something else when your stomach suddenly let out a loud growl, causing your face to flush once more which made you 100 times cuter than the last time it happened!

"Sorry, I haven't eaten anything yet today...I'm gonna have to go get something to eat at the cafeteria, but I'll be back as soon as I'm done eating, okay? I still have so many questions left to ask after all!" You said with a nervous smile and Sun nodded with a warm smile on his face.

"Of course! Take your time, I'll see you later!" He said and you grinned at him, giving him a quick hug before rushing out the door towards the main building to get a bite to eat.

As soon as the door to their prison closed his smile dropped and he went up to the water once more, gazing into its shimmering surface as the sunlight reflected off of it. He looked up and smiled widely when he saw that the sun had finally risen to the right height. As soon as he saw this he flexed his hands to unsheathe his claws before placing his hand by his side in a place where you wouldn't see it before slowly digging his claws into his flesh, careful not to draw more than a drop. Once he felt his blood on his claws he quickly drew his hand away before holding his hand above the water, watching as his ruby red blood slowly slid down to the tip of his claw before falling into the water with a nearly inaudible 'plop'.

As soon as the blood hit the water, it started to glow and change. Instead of the water showing a red mist, it instead created a golden whirlpool in the water that seemed to shine as bright as the sun. He watched the golden whirlpool shimmer for a moment before placing his hand right above the swirling water, a focused expression on his face before he spoke.

"Show me the Vanessa that is threatening my (Y/n)." He commanded and watched as the golden swirls changed in color until it showed a female human with light blond hair, streaked with pink and bright green eyes going through some papers, causing him to smile widely. "Found you~"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So, how is the relocation going?" Henry asked and you smiled as you jumped up on one of the tables in his lab. After you had finished eating you had run into Henry in the hallway who then invited you to come to his lab and hang out. You had a sneaking suspicion he just wanted to keep an eye on you and make sure you were safe, but you were too excited by the idea of hanging out with the awesome man in his incredible lab to even think about saying no, so here you were, excited to answer his questions as you lounged on the empty metal table.

"It's been going pretty great actually! Sun is really happy that I'm there and it's been so fascinating seeing him just after he woke up! I've already learned so many new things about him just by observing his morning routine, it's incredible!" You said with stars in your eyes and Henry chuckled as he typed away on that huge computer of his.

"I can imagine. It must be a magical experience for you." He said and you nodded despite knowing he couldn't see you.

"It really is!" You said before realizing something and turning to him with a curious expression. "Though, I've gotta ask, why aren't live-in caretakers common in the Sanctuary if every enclosure has one of those rooms for people to stay in? Vanessa didn't explain anything when I asked her yesterday."

"Of course she didn't...Well, it's quite simple: lack of human interaction and the effect that has on the human psyche. The rooms were used regularly when the Snactury first opened, but after a little while the higher-ups realized that it caused a lot of harm to our employees' mental state, especially those who were looking after more clingy Mers. Due to so little interaction with other human beings and consistently having to work with little to no rest, the workers ended up becoming very anxious and agitated. So, for the well-being of the caretakers here, they decided to stop having live-in caretakers for the Mers and started dividing the tasks such as feeding from overall bonding, and it's been better for everyone involved since. The only time people still use those rooms is if a Mer is very sick and needs around-the-clock care, but we haven't had that in a very long time now." Henry explained as he changed documents and started working on the new one instead. You let out a quiet 'ooh' before looking at the Octopi Mer on the screen, smiling as you saw it happily swimming about on the video.

"How's the Octopi Mer doing?" You asked, curiously as you watched it stop swimming and gently taking a fish from one of the feeders who had just entered their enclosure.

"Oh, she's doing very well! We checked her over and there seems to be nothing seriously wrong with her so we'll be releasing her later this week. I'm a little upset about it as it will be harder to study her kind when she's gone, but it is rewarding to see her go back out to the beautiful ocean once more." Henry said with a smile before turning to you, causing you to smile before wilting a little.

Right, this was a Sanctuary, not a zoo. All Mers would be released sooner or later unless they were critically injured, and neither Sun nor Moon fell under that category...Which meant that as soon as you helped Moon, they would be released. You sighed sadly at the thought, but quickly pushed it away. After all, there was no use crying about a future that hadn't even happened yet when you could enjoy your time with them now. Right, focus on the now (Y/n) and worry about later some other time-

"Oh right! I forgot to tell you due to everything with Clide, but I spoke with Vanessa about your lack of orientation and information." He said, snapping you out of your thoughts as you perked up and turned to him, eager for more information. "She said that until you had proven yourself there was no reason to give you said orientation nor more information than you absolutely need."

"Oh, fiddlesticks!" You cursed with a scowl before slumping down on the table with a huff, earning a chuckle from him to which you responded with another annoyed huff.

"It is very frustrating indeed." He said before turning back to his work with a saddened expression. "So many strange things have been happening as of late, it's all becoming quite cumbersome. Especially now that it's getting in the way of our team being able to work properly."

"What?" You asked, confused as you sat up. "What kind of strange things?"

"Well, almost everything with Vanessa has been strange as of late. Vanessa used to be a lot more reasonable and kinder, a truly lovely young woman if I do say so myself. Charles, Vanessa, and I actually all started working here together once we were old enough to join, so we ended up doing everything together. We trained together, ate together, heck, we even had to share a room at one point because none of us could pay for a room on our own!" He said with a laugh and you watched his soft expression with a small smile of your own before it disappeared and instead, his expression hardened. "Then she was promoted and went to meet our boss about something and when she came back, she was like an entirely different person! Instead of the sweet, smart woman, we knew with a mind like a steel trap she became cold and hard and started forgetting a lot of things. That's why we changed her password on her tablet to 1234 after transferring all confidential information to our computers. She kept forgetting it which was odd cause the password was her birthday. Her birthday, and she couldn't seem to even remember that! I still don't understand what happened because whenever I try and ask her about it she redirects the conversation or just downright ignores me! I wish she would be open with Charles and me, but we can't force her to tell us something she doesn't want to share...It still pains me to see her like this, knowing how much I truly lost in her as my friend after she changed."

He sighed before running his fingers through his hair with a tired sigh. You frowned at what he said, just as confused as he was before shuddering. It was terrifying that someone could lose so much of themselves after just one visit with their boss...That's when you realized something and groaned in annoyance at yourself. You had been so proud yesterday for getting into Vanessa's tablet whilst looking for games that you had completely disregarded how easy it was. Oh geez, you hoped she didn't know you had gone onto it and that it wasn't a trap of some sort.

"Did you try talking to your boss? Maybe they know something?" You offered nervously, trying to redirect your thoughts before relaxing as Henry shook his head before taking off his glasses and pinching the bridge of his nose tiredly. Wait, when did he have glasses? You must've not noticed them...Curse your brain for not registering people easily!

"We would, but there's just one problem, we don't know who our boss is. Look anywhere on any Fazbear Co. site, you'll find nothing on our boss anywhere. We don't know what they look like, their age, their gender, heck, we don't even know what their name is! All that we know is that this business has been around for a good, long while now and that it wasn't always a Sanctuary." He said mysteriously causing you to cock your head at him in confusion.

"What do you mean it wasn't always a Sanctuary?" You asked to which Henry grinned before going back on his computer and getting a few files up, showing newspaper articles with pictures of...Pizzerias? What on Earth-

"Fazbear Co. used to work with animatronics in little pizzerias scattered throughout the world. Fazbear Co. just popped up one day and quickly became a huge hit with people of all ages due to their incredibly advanced animatronics! Vanessa used to work as a Security Guard in their last one as a teen until it all burnt down. However, a lot of people started going missing, predominantly children whilst visiting these places, so they were forced to shut it all down. Fazbear Co. wasn't heard of again until Mers were rediscovered and they built this Sanctuary, which is confusing, right? I mean, the last thing I would expect from this company is to fund and build a Sanctuary after working with robotics for their entire existence."

"Yeah, that is really strange...Do you know why they decided to make this switch?" You asked, but Henry shook his head.

"If only. I keep coming to dead ends whenever I try to find out what was going on in the company between their pizzerias shutting down and the building of the Sanctuary. It's like they completely ceased to exist in those years before suddenly blipping back into existence one day." He sighed tiredly before turning back to you with a tired smile. "But I think that's enough company secrets for one day, don't you? Besides, you have to get back to your Mers before they start getting worried about you."

"Oh no, you're right! I promised Sunny I'd be back as soon as I was done eating, I better go!" You yelped and started rushing towards the door before abruptly stopping and turning back to Henry with a nervous smile. "Oh right! I wanted to ask a small favor from you real quick. It's for Sun and Moon."

#yandere moondrop #yandere #dca au #fnaf dca #into the deep #mermaid moon #mermaid sun #moon x reader #my work #sun x reader #yandere moon #yandere sun #yandere x reader #yandere sundrop #yandere sun x reader #yandere moon x reader

[undertale-writing-times]

May I have “Can I kiss you?” with Dream?

This one was so cute! :D

Today Dream and his, very good friend, Y/n were going for a walk! They had been friends for a long time now… well… long for Y/n, seeing as though they were a human and Dream was a bit of an ageless God, but oh well. They had been friends for about three years now.

Dream was very happy with their friendship! Even if he cared about the other Star Sanses, they were a bit tiring at times… mostly Ink, if he had to be honest. He wasn't sure if he trusted the other skeleton, not in a bad way! But uh… no, you know, it was in a bad way.

Something about Ink just rubbed Dream the wrong way.

Having Y/n as a friend and just being able to do normal things was, kind of, nice. They walked together, both looking around the park that Y/n decided that they should go to. There was a wishing fountain, a pond, and a place for kids to play on. It was late though, so not many people were out and about.

"This is nicer than I was expecting," Dream says, a relaxed smile on his face. He hoped that his aura wasn't affecting Y/n, that was one thing that he was always worried about. He cared about them a lot, and he hoped that they liked him because he was him rather than… his aura making them feel happy.

"Wow Dream, what's that supposed to mean?" They ask, teasingly while looking over at him, laughing. He couldn't help but return the laughter and looks over at them, lightly pushing on their arm, "You know that that isn't what I meant, Y/n. Stop being silly." Y/n sticks their tongue out at him.

He returns with his own tongue, then they both start to laugh.

After walking around for a while, Y/n grabs his hand and runs over to the playground area, causing his eyes to widen, "Ah! Y/n, what are you doing?" he stumbled a little but ran after.

"We're gonna play!" They chirp, as if that answered all of his questions. They let his hand go and climb up to go down the slide. He watches them, his head turned to the side. Isn't this for children? He thought to himself, before he chuckles and shakes his head. Well then… he climbs up after. They went down the spinning slide first and he went down the long straight one.

It was a lot of fun! Dream was… he was happy that he was allowed to act childish with Y/n. He wasn't the worlds protector, no! He was just… Dream. He could just be him, and Y/n was happy.

The darkness grew as they played, the street lights turning on and even fireflies coming out! They flew around, lighting up the area around them. One of the times that Y/n came sliding down, Dream had been walking by, so they crashed into each other, both falling to the floor.

The shock quickly wore off, and they started to laugh, Y/n rolling off Dream to lay on their back. "Sorry Dream," They say, so he shakes his head and turns to lie on his side, looking at them, "It's alright, I can handle much more than that." Y/n turned to lie on their side as well, looking at him with a relaxed smile on their face.

Dream blinks, his cheeks quickly flushing with warmth. Wow seeing them under this light, they were… they were really pretty. He gulps, his eyeshines shooting away, then back at them. Of course he's noticed it before. He noticed the way his breath caught in his throat sometimes or when he got embarrassed when they got close to him.

He didn't think that it would be like this, though.

"Ah-" he starts, then stops, shutting his mouth again turning his head away. What in the world was he doing? What was he even going to say? He needed to stop. He needed to calm down.

"What's up Dream? Something wrong?" They ask, looking worried. They even reached over to put their hand against his cheek.

His breath hitches a little at the touch, and gulps softly, "Can… Can I kiss you?" When he saw the way that their eyes widened his own sockets widened and he turns his head away quickly, "Nothing! nothing, that was a stupid question. I'm sorry," he laughs, nervously.

"Dream…" Y/n mumbles, shaking their head with a small laugh and they lean over, gently pressing their lips against his teeth in a kiss.

Their lips were softer than he was expecting… his bones were tense, locked up, but he slowly returns the kiss the best that he could, letting out a happy purring sound.

They pull back after a second, looking at him with an amused look, "Were you really that nervous to ask that? You silly skeleton." They coo, in their playful voice which caused his cheeks to flush darker golden and he grumbles something under their breath, covering his face with his hands.

He wondered what this made them now?

#Dreamtale #Dreamtale Dream #Dream #Dream Sans #Dream X Reader #Reader X Dream #undertale alternate timeline #undertale alternate universe #undertale ask blog #undertale au #undertale imagines

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

Hmm, I've been thinking about MC who can knit/crochet.

I thought this up with specifically Asra in mind since we know he can knit as well. Maybe on lazy days they both lounge around and make silly clothes for Faust (and maybe matching lovers bracelets?). I also think they get really unique yarn textures/colors on their trips, cant wait to come back home and brainstorm what to make with them(Fausts wardrobe never runs out. she's a fashionesta, all the others snakes stare in envy!)

Though I can also see MC knitting tiny hats and socks for Malak, and maybe a human sized version for Julian so they can match. julian insists MC make one for themselves as well so they can all match together. (I see him as an enjoyer of cheesy matching couples outfits, if MC makes one with an inside joke/romantic phrase on the shirt, he will not take it off until its basically a part of his skin)

Or maybe crocheting an elegant lacy sash for Nadias lovely owl (I'm sorry I forgot the name😭), and I think if MC made a similar one for Nadia she would not pass an opportunity to wear it, she styles it beautifully with casual outdoorsy clothes. (She was debating wearing it to a formal meeting with other world leaders, it so pretty she can't help it!)

And making tiny sweaters for Pepi? Portias in love. I think she would either 1)also know how to knit 2)make MC teach her how to so she can reciprocate the love by also making MC sweaters. They all end up warm and fuzzy at the end of the day. (Definitely makes MC and Pepi have a photo shoot/painting shoot?? Something to eternalise the memory basically)

And also, knitting a matching set of cowls for Innana and Muriel to fight off the cold in the forest, it's easily his favourite thing to wear, if it get caught on a brach and tears, or Innana accidentally claws through it he will be eternally guilty, even if MC reassures him that they can just mend it or make a new one. (Would also love if MC made little sacks for his herbs and protection charms)

And I can see Lucio clipping little crocheted charms on his gold arm, what do you mean? it cute and his MC made it for him of course he's wearing it! Also asks (forces) MC to buy neon red yarn so they HAVE to crochet stuff for him. (He went in public one day with little frogs and ladybugs and ducks dangling from his arm, got many stares, refused to give one of them to a child who then started crying, it was a whole thing, im not sure how he would feel if MC made a goat charm though)

Expand/add onto these if you want (i would like to know your opinion about the goat charm thing) , thought they were too sweet not to share, also had to get them outta my system😅, I love your content (just as much as Julian loves the sweater) sorry this is a long one and i hope you have a nice day<3

-🐍

Hello, snek friend!

Don't apologize for the long message, these ideas are all lovely! I can definitely see Faust and Malak flaunting their outfits whenever they can wear them. You already know Asra would set up a catwalk (or should I say snekslither?) for Faust to model her looks.

Careful with Julian though! He's better with his hands than he lets on, if you give him a crash course he might get even better than you are and start showering you with odd little crocheted inventions.

I expect Mercedes and Melchior would be better off if MC finds a nice, tough twine to make chew toys with XD

And oh goodness, you already know in Muriel's route how long he wore the scarf MC got him at the marketplace, if it was homemade he'd store them on the mantle with his tapestries.

Both Portia and Nadia would definitely find a book of patterns and gift it to you to help you explore new ideas! The difference is that Nadia would shower you with supplies, while Portia would challenge herself to master every pattern you can. ^.^

As for the goat charm, oh dear. He'll wear it because you made it but he'll clip it somewhere less noticeable XD

Thanks for sharing these wonderful ideas with me! They're so fluffy it makes me wanna melt :)

Cheers!

- brainrot

#ask arcana brainrot #the arcana #the arcana hc #the arcana headcanons #asra the arcana #julian the arcana #nadia the arcana #muriel the arcana #portia the arcana #lucio the arcana #the arcana game #the arcana fluff #asra alnazar #julian devorak #nadia satrinava #portia devorak #muriel of the kokhuri #lucio morgasson

[weministertomonsters]

Half-Cyborg (Alexandrian) x human female reader

"Alexandrian!" You call out as soon as you enter your apartment after a long day at work. "We need to talk. I know you can hear me. You've been avoiding me lately."

Your apartment is clean, practically sparkling. He has been doing his job and that isn't the issue. You've gotten tired of your cyborg employee acting like you don't exist. You're paying to have him here and seeing his scowling face all day makes you feel like you're being scammed.

"Look, I'm sorry for yelling at you yesterday," you groan as you slip off your heels, sighing appreciatively as your tired feet touch the cold tiles.

"You haven't been very nice to me lately and I want to know why. Alexandrian?!"

"In here," his dry, weary voice replies.

He's in your bedroom, probably vacuuming the carpet or cleaning again, because he knows dust tends to irritate your nose. Considerate.

"Sorry, I'm home so late. I know I said I'd be here by eight for dinner... What are you doing?"

Alexandrian turns from your dresser, holding up what has to be the sexiest lingerie piece you've ever seen. After a moment of pulling up blanks, you realize it's yours. It was an impulse buy after a breakup, but you just never wore it. The skimpy material is tangled in his shining metal fingers as he holds it up like he's suggesting you try it on.

"What on earth are you doing?" You frown at him.

"Why do you own this if you're never going to wear it?" He asks, rubbing the material between his fingers.

"Um... Put that down?" You don't sound authoritative and you know it.

He knows it, and that's why he ignores you. He isn't made to obey half-hearted commands.

"You sleep in a giant t-shirt. I hate it," he says softly.

"How... Have you been coming into my room while I sleep?!" You snap and then fold your arms. "And the t-shirt is comfy, I don't care how it looks," you mutter, avoiding his eyes.

"You throw the blankets off the bed," he replies, dropping the lingerie back into the open drawer and turning to you. "And do you know what that looks like?"

Don't engage him. Command him to go wash the dishes or something, the angel on your shoulder chirps.

It's the demon that speaks, lifting your chin and leveling him with an I-couldn't-care-less gaze.

"What does "that" look like?"

"An invitation." He's so much closer to you now, leaning in ever so slightly.

You don't step away, but you do lean back.

"Pink," he murmurs.

"M-my panties?" You stammer, cursing internally.

Where did that come from? Where are you trying to go with this?

"You don't wear panties to sleep," he gives you a hard, angry look, stepping back. "You're all the same."

"Who?" You stare at him, confused, anxious, and a little turned on, if you don't lie to yourself.

He's so close to you and tall and big and...

"Every woman I have ever worked for," he says, interrupting your thoughts.

"It's like I don't exist. Some have walked around practically naked. What, you think because I've got half a fucking cyborg body the rest of me doesn't work? Do you know how frustrating that is?"

"Um," your eyes shoot down guiltily for a second.

That's all it takes. He gets up close in your face, teeth gritted and enhanced eyes gleaming.

"Don't look at me like that. Do not test me."

"I didn't look," you lie.

"Then tell me why your heart is beating so fucking fast. Tell me why you can't make yourself stand still."

"You can hear my heartbeat?! Jesus, the manual doesn't say anything about that," you cough and tug at your hair. "You, uh, hear very well then."

"I can hear you at night playing with your toys. Throwing them at the wall when they don't satisfy you," he says flatly, and you wince.

"I didn't know you could hear all that. I'm sorry."

"I can see your tits," he says suddenly, dragging his hand down his face.

"Huh?" You peer down and remember that one of the first things you did when you came inside was to rip off your bra.

Your thin white blouse doesn't do a good job of hiding your hard nipples, to say the least. Defeated, you shrug and turn away.

Alexandrian lets out an unnaturally long sigh and says, "Dinner is in the kitchen if you want it. I'll be there as always to heat it for you."

The door clicks shut.

"Jeez, sassy. It's like he's being kept here against his will or something," you mutter, unbuttoning your blouse.

You can hear the vacuum humming furiously in the living room. You take a long look at your bedside table and then head over, sliding the drawer open to look at your collection of toys. You select your biggest vibrating dildo and flop on the bed.

To your surprise, it doesn't take you long to reach the peak as you run his words over and over again in your mind, fantasizing about where it could have gone. Your orgasm leaves you gasping and weak-limbed, all satisfied and warm. The vacuum has gone quiet, but you don't care.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~

This was so much fun to write! It's so short though, I want more. 🤭

I'm alive but I feel run-over by emotional whiplash of overreacting to something. I talked to my mom about it and she was so sweet. For the first time in my entire life, she actually gave me advice instead of just listening and judging! I felt like my mom had been replaced by an alien, lol. My dad wasn't in the room though, so that may be why she was more open this time. Which is another concern, but I'll take what I can get!

Has something been on your mind? It helps to talk about it with someone you trust. But don't  you dare open yourself up to someone who will throw your vulnerability away. That shit will hurt so bad.

Stay safe and be smart! <3

#cyborg #robot #monster x reader #exophilia #monster lover #monster fucker #monster x human #terato #monster

[undercoverpan]

College of Pandora

Sleepovers and friends

Spider ate something called a croissant. It was filled with cream and fruits called strawberries and peaches.

It tasted wonderful.

He has had many Na'vi fruits, but his choices were always limited, being human and all. The taste was a little bit like Yovo fruit, tasting so fresh and sweet. The croissant was flaky and soft, a wonderful contrasting flavour.

He didn't let his enjoyment show, however. Just chewed the strange food and swallowed it. She seemed satisfied with this as she placed the plate down beside him, lifting up one of the foods and eating it. She coaxed him into eating another, and he did.

"Good, now we can start touring the school." She said, getting up. This place didn't exactly look like a school, so much bigger than Grace's schoolhouse. He's heard such wonderful things about back then, before the shooting. Learning and playing, like a little break from the humans' violence. He thinks he'd like a little break too.

He followed her, keeping a distance behind her. She talked very carefully, pointing out the dormitory, the cafeteria, the many bathrooms, the….um…the uhhh…sa'una? Somewhere called an observatory with this big telescope. The endless halls starting to blend in together from how similar they were. They had similar rooms in Hells' gate, but they were different.

While those were grey; very basic designs that served their purpose and nothing else, this one was different. Gold detailing lined the halls, paintings similar to the ones in that bedroom paired with golden frames to match. Huge windows so he could always look at Pandora. The floor had these gold and grey swirls inside and felt cold and smooth. The observatory was all windows, and the cafe had these huge wooden tables lined with foods he both did and didn't recognize.

They paused in the middle of the day, stopping for lunch in the cafeteria. It seemed others had the same idea.

Spider could feel people staring at him. He turned and hissed, not seeing Miranda mouth 'sorry' behind him. There was this group of students sneaking glances at him while whispering and laughing. Strangely, it made him feel weirdly exposed.

After a while, one of the humans approached him. They walked casually, and they were dressed similarly to Miranda. They wore a similar blazer, but theirs were buttoned up at the front. Instead of the skirt that Miranda wore, they had black pants instead. His hair was blonde like his, his skin was pink like his. His eyes, however, were an intense blue colour, like the gentle hue of Eywa'eveng at night. Not a colour he thought humans could have.

"Miranda, honey, who's your little friend?" He asks, his tone jovial. Miranda shoots him a sharp look, shoulders slightly tense. ".....This is Spider. He's going to be joining us for the foreseeable future." She answers curtly. He nods, taking a seat beside Spider. "Hi buddy, I'm James Ewing, my parents are huge fans of the whole–" he gestures something with his hand, "--nature aesthetic thing Pandora has going on. I think your little outfit is cute, really giving, like, Na'vicore." He says casually. 

Spider gets the feeling he's trying to be friendly. He's not doing a good job, he genuinely has never felt more weirded out. Na'vicore?

"Thank you for the introduction, James," Miranda says, getting up, "But we still have to tour the entire left wing and gosh, I have to introduce him to his teachers and show him where his classrooms are." She spoke clinically now, and Spider got the feeling that she wasn't too fond of James. James snapped his fingers, as if the sound was helping him recall something. "Oh yeah! I remember the email you sent to professor Quarintina, she's his English teacher then?" He asks, "Then why don't I come along? I'm her assistant, aren't I? I should definitely help, show you the ropes, and all the cool stuff that Mira here would deny you."

And so James joined them. He offered little comments and tidbits on their tour that were very….uh…

"This is where we all just kinda chill and hangout, yknow?" He says, gesturing to a room with a bunch of computers. "I'll come in here and play, like, roblox and whatever. There's also VR headsets with games too. The cool ones that let you connect to the robots in the garage are downstairs, though. You should see them, they're so cool! They've got, like, built in flamethrowers so it's easy to–" Miranda gives him a light slap on the shoulder and sends him a look that says 'shut the hell up'. "I think we'll leave downstairs alone for now. It's mostly just a storage space."

He was more open and honest. He spoke before he thought, and it provided some insight on the inner workings of the school which might be helpful for when he escapes.

"We're just about finished with the tour, it's just the courtyard left." She says, relieved. "We're not doing the bio department? But it's got all the cool animal stuff! I'm pretty sure your lab is somewhere over there, which, god, imagine having your own lab." He whines, "I'm suffering over here." 

"We won't be doing the bio lab, or my lab in any case." 

"Pssst, hey, dude." He leans over to Spider once Miranda is decently far from them. "Come over to my dorm tonight, I'll give you the cool deets that Mira doesn't want you to know about." Spider regarded him with suspicion, "Why? You don't even know me." James squinted.

"You're an interesting critter, dude."

Which is how Spider got invited to his first 'slumber party'. There will be more humans there, of course. The thought makes his skin crawl; but he has to make himself useful, even in captivity. He can't imagine going back to the Omaticaya empty handed. This trauma needed something to offer in order to be real, valid. And he's going to get it.

The door to James' room opens smoothly, as most things do in this place. He can hear some kind of music, loud and strange, playing in the background. He's dressed in a set of clothing, coloured a deep red. "Spider, dude! Come in, come in." He says, stepping to the side. The inside of his room is also strange. The walls looked to be soft brown, but the light lining the walls cast such a glow that the room looked yellow.

Posters lined the walls with strange writing and symbols like 'Nirvana', 'BlackPink' and 'B43'. Black circles with coloured centres were hung up as decoration, with writing on them as well. The floor was wood, and Spider felt a stabbing guilt at the thought of a tree being cut down for this. His room was wide and spacious, big enough to fit Spider's three times over. His bed had covers with a chequered pattern on them, a simple black and white. On his table were strange little dolls that almost looked human as well as something called a 'record player'. 

On the bed were 2 other people; a boy and a girl. The other boy had strange blue hair, like the colour of the sky. His skin was dark and his eyes were purple. He offered a polite wave, elbowing the girl to get her attention. The girl, with hair coloured half white and black and styled in such a way that you couldn't see her eyes, waved back.

"Welcome to my room! These are all my collections of all the real bands from a long time ago. Got my records here, might play em later." He spoke as he sat on a plush chair at his desk. Spider sat down on the floor, as there was no other option other than sitting near them. "This is Mario and Lemon. Guys, this is Spider."

"Hey."

"What's up?"

Spider waved at them. "Hi, I'm Spider." He cringed awkwardly. Silence fell over them like a thick layer of snow. James let out a low whistle. "Wow, you guys are unsociable little freaks, you know that?" 

What.

"So I invited you guys to talk a bit about the school and stuff. Maaaaiiiinly about the secret lab stuff we aren't allowed to talk about, and–" he pulls some kind of box out of his drawer, taking out a few masks, "---Making deco masks! Ordered a few yesterday for it."

That's how Spider ended up glueing fake flowers to the rim of a mask. Neither he nor anyone he'd ever met had decorated their masks, mainly because they can't risk breaking it and being down one. But apparently there was a culture surrounding decorative masks. "These aren't that cool," James says as he pressed some kind of rainbow film against his mask, "The really cool ones are the ones with the custom base, like the owl masks."

"I think the medusa mask is cooler," Mario says, painting the outside of his mask, "The one with the snake design for the strap, the little snakes covering basically everything. Not sure how Marlot sees outta that, but it's pretty cool." They all hummed. "The coolest one is that one Opps specialist military person. The one with the LEDs just covering it, uses the lights to speak cause' I'm pretty sure they're mute."

"I like Mira's mask too. The whole blacked out look gives villain vibes." Lemon continues. "What was her deal today anyways? I saw her literally sprint back to her lab once she was done with the tour and I'm pretty sure she hasn't come back out since." She informs them. Not too strange to Spider, the science guys have a habit of holding themselves in their labs all day. "I heard something about her project getting rowdy. You know how the higher ups are about her research, she's literally allowed to do whatever. If she asked for someone's brain in order to make a Na'vi clone of them, they'd have them strapped down and sedated before they could realise it."

"Has she ever done that?" Spider asked, because his room is literally next to hers. "She's done something like that. Not exactly cloning, but really really similar. From the docs I've swiped, her research has to do with transmutation and something else that everyone's super hush hush about. Transmutation means that you're turning one thing into another, but there's a long and sciencey process behind it." Lemon explains, and Spider nods along. One thing to another, huh? Doesn't sound so extreme.

"Remember when the school got sent into lockdown cause one of her subjects escaped and killed like 8 guards?"

Maybe she was the devil incarnate, who's Spider to say she isn't?

"Do you guys not like her or?" He asked curiously. They all shared a worried glance. "Her and Marlot. Everyone's kinda scared of them, actually. Marlots' work is kinda like Graces' in that they're trying to study the global network and neural connections that everything has here. But the things I've seen them do…." Spider grew pale at the of the demons trying to study Eywa, taking apart her children in a sick attempt to See, to understand a connection so deep and global that they couldn't begin to fathom it.

He was torn between wanting to know more so he would have something to report, or changing the subject lest he lose his lunch.

"What do they do?" He asks, regretful in his decision-making. "Well…."

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i have a request fur ya, but its kind of a doozy! so sorry abmeowt that x3 i'm a kidswap nepeta harley (humanstuck!!!) i wore green overalls and a red cat beanie! my symbol was a beartrap iirc? if you could do one of those hand holding sprites with equius strider, thatd be great! he's also humanstuck, wearing his classic cracked shades. he had a red belt and a dumbell symbol!! otherwise his outfit matched canon equius but with a more human color pallette. if u could have HIM holding hands with tavros lalonde, that would be awesome! tav had a fairy symbol, and wore a purple sweater vest!! no wheelchair, but he did have prosthetic legs im purretty sure. and finally, if mew could have tav holding hands with feferi egbert, we'll have a complete set!!! i don't remember much about her appearance, actually, so maybe just go with whatever mewr gut says!! i think she had a lot of handmade jewelry though?? hm… oh shoot almost furgot!! i had a pawprint birthmark and freckles!!! :3 ty!!!!!!

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