#the aunt cousin and baby

[emeraldcreeper]

It’s soooo fun to be butch and go ya I am pissing off my extended family, this button down is formal enough to pass as hey I just wanted to look festive for the dead guys birthday! I’m not pissing anyone off they can’t ever tell my button downs are mens, far as I know, but I can pretend my butch demeanor weirds them out to cope! Also I can read a goofy romcom where a college student fucks a milf with a shockingly good sex scene dead silently as everyone goes awwww grandpa died going on 2 years ago and loook the baby who looks exactly like her dad, how tragic genetics are- I mean cuuuuteeeeee baaaabyyyyyy who looks totally normal! he’s gonna never dump her for a hot girl half his age in 10 years, presuming he will someday not look like a man sized rat! noooooooo, no one in this room needs therapy noooooooooooo I’m soooooo normal and functional as a person right now and I can refuse to say what I think!

#I’d like to say I Never celebrated my late fathers birthday #frankly I forget every year #then feel guilty but remember in 5 years I haven’t done a damn thing about it #and absolve myself #I’m getting the bitch out right now they’re coming for dinner #the aunt cousin and baby #pretending that my mom didn’t have the idea and wasn’t planning to absolve me the duty of sit and look pretty and be polite during dinner #she had the idea first #but neither of us are my grandma’s favorites! #the infant and the infants grandmother are! #we live with my grandma right now until we get a house that’s why I’m roped in #I’d love to rope myself out I feel awful I’ve had a bad migraine period that I can’t break with my abortives #but the romcom is a delight as a fan of milfs and dramatic tension #vent

[omg-snakes]

How does the narrow face affect the chance of that snake’s survival? Or is it just an indicator of probable other defects?

It's pretty bad and I'm not sure if he'll be able to eat. He emerged fully so I was able to get a better look at what's going on.

His bottom jaw is reduced and twisted. He can open his mouth but it looks like his glottis is very narrow, too, and pushed close to the front of his mouth. His trachea may be pinched. The quadrate and/or supratemporal portions of his skull (top back) are also deformed and jut out slightly.

There may be other defects at play. I know it's a boy because his hemipenes are currently everted, which is not normal. He did manage to absorb his yolk, but his navel is not fully sealed shut. He's not kinked, though, and he moves normally so we'll see if his condition improves and if he's able to eat once he's completed a neonatal shed.

He reminds me of an Italian greyhound with a severe overbite. I'm going to call him Iggy, which is the most common name for that particular dog breed.

#it was either Iggy or DIDAS or Shoeface Shippendale #the most common pet name is Bella. #i used to volunteer at a cat shelter and we had a pet psychic who would come in regularly to offer her services to help the cats get adopted #according to her psychic powers every cat wanted to be named Bella #being named Bella was the only thing that would help them express themselves and give a forever home #at one time we had no fewer than five cats called versions of Bell/Bella/Belle/Bellisimo/etc. #fun times #snake #snakes #reptile #reptiles #reptiblr #corn snake #corn snakes #baby snake #iggy #also my aunt and uncle's dog is called Bella and my cousin met and started dating a girl with the same name and family holidays were awkward

[jellyjamheadobb]

#But like fr #you know when you have your regular family #And then there’s the distant “wealthy” side of the family #and they’re literally all weirdos and assholes #one of my older cousins had a baby shower #and they’re from that side of the family (she’s ok though) so of course they invited them #And after being stared down by one of my second(?) aunts bc recently word got out that I have a girlfriend (wow holy shit I’m a butch!) #I was talking to one of my normal cousins about my car and how I plan on getting new seats for it #It has really old leather-y seats and I wanna get the cushy fabric kind #and she just pops into the conversation and says “why don’t you just get a new car? The one you have is so ugly <3” #like what #i have a vw beetle and I actually love it so fuck you (also I don’t have that kind of money to get a new car but shh) #my cousin and I exchanged that “uhhmmm😬” look with each other lol #awkward #But I just say “oh yeah I’ll think about it :)” #While I internally try to explode her with my mind #But anyway #rey rambles #meme #dumb shit #memes #funny #relatable memes #funny memes #lol #best memes #lmao #tumblr memes #twitter memes #dank memes

[stormy-nights-are-best]

I was sorting out gifts for my a-little-lesser-than-400 cousins and found out about another branch of the family I hadn't been aware of

Happens periodically like once every three months and I'm always FLABBERGASTED

Anyways, happy birthday to the first child of Diego, my grandfather's eighth bastard child

#maybe the thing is: they only count you as a family member from the moment you have a kid?? #last time i found out through a picture book about a whole branch of the family who just frigging disappeared #they #stopped contacting us?? anyways they're out there #making more of Us #idk i'm just so- #i want to meet every single one of my baby cousins that's all #but they just keep popping up in different places i can't keep track of baby cousins #and uncles and aunts i guess #latino families really do be like that sometimes #mymble energy #doodle #lil comic #masterpiece #i love this family #willyWONT #<-the me tag

[charming-doodles]

Dannymay Day 20 : Nasty Burger

What's a ghost boy gotta do to get a decent meal around here? 😔

#inspired by the time my aunts dog stole my baby cousins hamburger #godspeed spikey godspeed #digital art #danny phantom #dannymay2023 #dannymay day 20 #dp cujo #danny phantom cujo #cujo

[socksnstuff00]

Tangerine been lurking on here again and gave us all more content 😁

also more baby content 🥰

#speaking of babies lol my cousin made me an aunt again 😍 i have a brand new baby niece as well now

[steeb-stn]

Just thinkin about Ellie having sleepovers with baby Miller :’) when Ellie comes over for a sleepover it makes baby miller’s whole WEEK. BC ELLIE IS THE COOLEST EVER AND SO MUCH FUN. FUNNER THAN DADDY EVEN. When it’s cold outside, they make blanket forts in baby Miller’s room and practice siege warfare against Tommy, who wants JUST ONE cookie from the entire batch they made with Maria earlier and are now hoarding. And when it’s nice outside they take sleeping bags and sleep in the yard, and look up at the stars and planets and make up stories about visiting them.

#Ellie williams #miller family tlou #the last of us #Also what if these sleepovers are ellies first overnight excursions away from joel :) #Going to her girlfriends for the night feels like a big step #First she goes to her aunt and uncles to stay w her baby cousin. And builds up from there

[skenpiel]

IM GONNA GET A COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#WHEEEEEEHEEEEEHHEHHEEEEE #IVE NEVER HAD A COUSIN BEFORE IM SO EXCITED……………………………………………………..!!!!!!!! #WHEEYUUHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. IM SO WXVITED 🤯😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 #A BABY COUSIN!!!!!!!! COUSIN!!!!!!NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE NO COUSIN MY LIFE HAS BEEN COUSIN EMPTY UNTIL NOW………!!! #in MAY!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEHEHEHHEEEHOOHOOOGGOYUGHHHHOHOHOOOOOHHHHEHEE #gonna b honest w u i never thought id get a cousin. hooohogohheheeee #a little baby……………. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #its still early. so its not impossible that itll end up a miscarriage. but lets hope not #whhereejehehehehheeeeeee. IM SO EXCUTED……. #if its a girl my aunt wants 2 name her esther. if its a boy she said ruben but we all collectively agreed that thats no good #whooohoogohooo………. whehehehehehe

[magnetic-dogz]

My kitties' new cat tower came in the mail today! Once my dad's done with work we can set it up :)

#we visited my aunt uncle and cousin last week and my cats LOVED their cats' cat tower so i was like. #i'm ordering these babies a cat tower PRONTO #cookie.txt

[beatriceportinari]

my cousin's pregnant and told my mom before her own, so you can imagine how she's riding that high

#me : can we get ocelot womb drama the universe : we have womb drama at home #it's so funny she'll randomly bring up past parenting mistakes my aunt made that could have led to this choice #shout out to my cousin tbh this is a bit funny. #like why am i aware of this future baby

[ryuki-draws]

I’ve seen my 6 months old niece for the first time today and the fact she didn’t cry when I held her and even almost felt asleep in my arms I count as a huge success :’D

#spam #especially when she used to cry everytime she saw strangers just few weeks back #also cousin's dog that barks at everyone for hours barked at me for 5 minutes and then jumped into my lap #call me dog and baby whisperer #I aspire to be the cool gay aunt

[hometownangels]

immigrants do have it bad im sorry im homesick i fucking guess

#i know it's genuinely a privilege to be able to live here but also #people shitting on immigrants for ? being homesick? #im sorry. my whole family #the part that i love #my grandparens and great grandma and my baby cousin and my aunt #all of them who've been with me my whole life until a couple of years ago #are now on a whole new continent #and every time i go back home changed #i guess im sorry idk #can people please just THINK #god #li talks #delete later

[theshadowrealmitself]

First off! Currently thinking about the fact that there’s probably a huge number of Vulcan kids whose first word was something along the lines of “logic”

#Vulcans #Star Trek #my aunt visited today because of everything I’ve been going through lately to help clean where I live #she’s an angel seriously #anyways this is the aunt whose kid (my cousin) is pregnant #so I’m back to thinking about tiny babies #I am. behind on my knitting #when I talk bad about my family just know this aunt is never included in it #she’s just usually out of state so I don’t see her much

[ladyhatter614]

All credit for this video goes to Louis.akira from Tiktok

#found family #dad kayden #mom kartein #mom curtin #baby jiwoo #cousin wooin #guncle jisuk #sassy aunt subin #tiktok #eleceed tiktok #tiktok videos #eleceed #manhwa #eleceed webtoon #webtoon #Kayden x Kartein #Kayden x Curtin #curtin #kayden break #seo jiwoo #wooin #yoo jisuk #lee subin

[buttercupart]

worlds most chaotic baby wants to know your location

#undertale #ut #utdr #Corsiva (OC) #my art #when shes darcys cousin she gets along really well with aunt muffet who likes coming up with increasingly complex rhyme schemes for her #bitty bitey bratty baby bones is her favorite thus far #i think in that case also shes older and doesnt know her own strength and its like. a bit that she keeps completely wrecking her little cuz #based off me and my older cousin who are 1 yr and 1 month apart who used to BRAWL as toddlers #he was older and bigger and didnt really know his own strength so he usually was whaling on me #but one time at a family gettogether they were all chilling in our little dining nook which has access to the back porch and they heard #like BLOODY MURDER screaming and they assumed he was beating up on me but they looked outside and both of us were on the trampoline #somehow #and he was curled into a ball screaming and i was just absolutely going to town on the kid for once and they all just sat n watched #i have no memory of this which makes me so upset bc the visual has never ever stopped being funny to me

[myfriendtheghost]

It’s the Dad Josh anon again hehehe. I’ve come back for more. (I do this with nothing but love I promise)

I have two scenarios for you this time. The first is an add on to the first submission I posted. Imagine when you stop to rest and he has your hand under the coat on your bump, he feels the little one start kicking. Josh, as always when he feels it, lights up like a Christmas tree and says “You feel me my love? I can’t wait until you are here and can bundle up with us.”

Fast forward to when the baby is born and not only do they have a matching ✨him hat✨ with dad, but a matching big fluffy coat and Josh is walking around so proud to match his baby and show them the Christmas lights around the place he grew up. 🥹

this ask sent me down a rabbit hole of tiny baby puffer jackets with fluffy hoods and I’m in shambles 😭🤍

YOU’RE EVIL FOR THIS AND I LOVE YOU THIS IS SO CUTE AND SWEET 😭🤍😭🤍😭

#chatswithkatie #dadjoshasks #I should buy one of these for my baby cousin next year WAH she would look sooo cuteee 😭 #my aunt sent the family group chat a pic of her wearing this giant bear hat a few days ago and it was the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen #her little cheeks were so rosy 😭 which is fitting because her name is rosie 😭😭😭 I could cry just thinking about it #gvf #joshua #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #dad!josh #asks #anon