#the girl was not amused

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

i had these funni videos recommended to me and once the homestuck rot in my brain picked up on some dave coding— i couldn’t help myself ↓↓

↑↑ rewfewence CartierKy (TheCartierKy) on youtube

#dave would do this but genuinely fail #gayass <3 #june would so grow a mullet #at least once #my girl june got that egbertTM annoyed #but she also has that egbertTM amused #homestuck #homestuck fanart #homestuck art #hurly art #dave strider #homestuck dave #june egbert #homestuck june #j egbert #junedave #pepsicola #hs #hom3stuck

[suiheisen]

i watch sports for the locker room bj angles

#cinematography... #the camera man said: we'll get you inside the action. right in the thick of it. where it all happens: sidney crosby's fat pink lips #this has outbj-ed all the other bj angles from past interviews #also. pink. #he's wearing the amuse jel fit tint in shade seoul girl #also also. ilu michelle :') #the hot pink blazer.... #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins

[s-aint-elmo]

the canon of dunmeshi makes it easy to imagine farcille with marcille as the perpetually pining party ready and willing to violate the most fundamental laws of nature for the woman she is utterly, irrevocably in love with. but.

the idea of marcille doing everything she does under the impression that falin is just her dearest most special friend that she loves with the normal platonic intensity of all girl besties while newly re-resurrected falin is shaking laios in their shared bedroom at the earliest opportunity trying to spark their two brain cells together to figure out if marcille, who she has been desperately crushing on since magic school, is actually in lesbians with her and just denser than a neutron star is infinitely funnier so that's the version of reality i subscribe to

(to sweeten the pot this makes marcille being obsessed with romantic drama and effortlessly spinning a character study of chilchuck's wife based solely on two sentences, her knowledge of him as a co-worker, and the power of her own delusions so much funnier too. too busy working that maxed out delusion stat on her unfortunate partymates to look inward for two seconds)

#dungeon meshi #marcille donato #falin touden #farcille #mine #i think im such a sucker for this bc canon falin is everybody's dream girl (or framed in such a way that it is exceedingly easy to see #what would make one fall in love with her) that the idea of her actually being the one nursing a massive embarrassing crush is so amusing #plus it comes with a side of laios being her closest confidant and my man being no help whatsoever in discerning whether marcille is #overprotective in a gay way or not #it's about the pining autism swagger dreamgirl + oblivious pathetic cringefail losergirl you get it you understand

[violent138]

*Dick trying to deal with his brothers from Blüdhaven*

Dick: It’s Tim, he wants to hang out with me tonight but he told me not to tell you.

Damian: Do not hang out with him.

Dick: Why?

Damian: You don’t want me to tell you.

Dick: Ugh, you can tell me, hold on… [thinks he's switched back to Tim]

Dick: Oh my God he’s so annoying.

Damian: Who is?

Dick: Who’s this?

Damian: Damian.

Dick: Right, hold on.. [switches over]

Dick: Oh my God, he’s so annoying.

Tim: I know, just get rid of him.

#obviously a joke #but still amusing to me #idk if this has been done yet #apologies if it has #source: mean girls #batman #dc comics #batfamily #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #batfam #batbros

[wistfulwatcher]

This wouldn't be the first time our newspapers have shared intel that was in the public interest.

#the girls on the bus #tgotb #tgotbedit #grace x sadie #mine #edit #* #scene* #otp: reunited and it feels so good #otp #THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTEEEEEE grace fighting to not be amused and sadie playing it straight to make her laugh more #helppppp AND THE WAY SADIE LOOKS AT HER IN THAT LAST GIF??? melissa benoist look at older women without love challenge

[jessaerys]

sun visits the moon at spk headquarters and gets so so so sleepy

#death note #my art #meronia #mihael keehl #nate river #mello dn #near dn #mellonear #trying out this new thing where i post quick art that is entirely for my own self-indulgent amusement here #this was an exercise in letting go of a piece as soon as possible and you can tell i failed because i couldn't stop retouching it #here and there. OLD HABITS DIE HARD but [with passion and confidence] expect a drop in quality/finishedness #kind of very into the colors here i like exaggerating their colors and saturations. their sun and moon codedness compels me #i also think people aren't as much into this ship because they assume they have very rigid [pardon my language] seme/uke roles and i'm like #[standing on soapbox] [crazy ex gf voice] the situation is actually a lot more nuanced than that #but these tags are long and i can't get into the push and pull power dynamics of it all. mello can heel is all i'm saying #ok that's all i have work to get back to drawing for work ( <- girl who just took a two hour break from drawing to draw) #brothercrush.txt

[septembermorningbells]

several funny things about this number one obviously being Utena’s use of male pronouns for herself “I (boy) am a TOTALLY NORMAL GIRL” but also unfortunately this is sooooo funny of Touga

#grace rewatches rgu #revolutionary girl utena #will this rewatch actually have me being more sympathetic to Touga… insane #he is amusing me a lot more this time around #like he is being a creep in this scene but now that I don’t have to like. pour every ounce of myself into hating the men in this show #in order to prove that I’m not one of THOSE straight fans of Utena (I was sixteen) #I’m able to take him much more seriously as a character #let’s see!!

[deadpoets]

GILMORE GIRLS 02.11 | Secrets and Loans 06.08 | Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out

#rorygilmoreedit #jessmarianoedit #gilmoregirlsedit #rory gilmore #jess mariano #gilmore girls #usersolis #mialook #alielook #useraudrey2 #userroh #usermai #*mine #*mygifs #i just think it's amusing how much of a hater rory is #+ rory and jess are soulmates connected by their hater behavior

[martyryo]

unpleasant

#artists on tumblr #art #illustration #digital art #doodle #faith the unholy trinity #faith the game #amy martin #more faith huhu #just wanted to mess a lot with filters so this was born #luv my girl amy #girlie never got to be an adult #le sigh #I really liked that part in the game cause while creeping out of the corner she had an amused expression somehow #until that point she's always been wearing some possessed expression or just the arm face ifefnuefin #idk I just found it nice for some reason like it was just her #amyyyyyy #little me would throw up at the missed eye hidden by hair opportunity #like literally tried to NOT cover it and was disappointed when I had to erase that little part under the hair #huhu anyways #I hope this comes out as unpleasant to see cause that was my goal #love myself some eyestrain from time to time

[apotelesmaa]

I find it incredibly funny that emu and rui are made out to be the most academically talented out of the wxs unit given that they both also need to be babysat anytime the group goes out in public. Their boundless intelligence and unending whimsy is matched only by their need to get sillay.

#emu helping nene with math was such a good small writing choice. girl is smart!!! I’m so proud of her. #ppl who portray her as dumb… just say u hate a whimsical girl and go. #& in general I will always find it hysterical that rui has created a fully sentient AI and countless high tech robots #which he exclusively uses to put on funny little shows for an amusement park. #project sekai #wakes up posts this goes back to sleep. one of those days.

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

sailor ninja style?..

i just keep thinking about a ninja who was around during early anime popularity. (and somehow im making them a whole backstory now oof)

#rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #randy cunningham #rc9gn first ninja #first ninja #also a rabid desire for first to do a sailor moon pose #first a real life ninja sees ninja / magic girls wannabe make light of his ninjutsu: *not amused* #rc9gn oc #also did not expect to introduce one of my random rc9gn oc here. before the tornP au i mean lol #literally do not have a name for them. only a very stupid backstory and ideas for their behavior. they are very cringe otaku #also x 3. its 100 th post! yay ;D

[copypastus]

"Say that you don't truly love him," Amarantha spat, and my body twisted, breaking bit by bit. "Admit to your inconsistant heart." "Amarantha, please," Tamlin moaned, his blood spilling onto the floor. "I'll do anything."

#my art #acotar #acotar fanart #amarantha #hottest acotar takes #amarantha watching events of acomaf from beyond the grave: lol. lmao even. #prythian's best worst girl #anti feyre #I guess #mostly i find it amusing

[opbackgrounds]

You know Thriller Bark is the horror themed island because it has the female character randomly tripping while running away from the monster chasing her

#opbackgrounds #one piece #ch454 #deliberately misconstruing facts for my own amusement #nami #she'd make a great final girl in a slasher

[leopardom]

i’m gonna post this again next week but

i’ve printed some stickers i’d like to give away at the gigs i’m going! so if you’re going to Munich, Milan or Padova, feel free to come find me and get a sticker ✨

here are some of the highlights of what i’ve printed:

and the highlight:

#the girl working at the store i printed them was thoroughly amused #especially by the first Kris one 🥲 #joker out

[femmeoutoffocus]

✨️💜•sıgh•💜✨️

#onlyf@nz #check link in bio #sapphic #girls who like girls #wlw #lgbtq #pansexual #butch bait #wlw nsft #italian girl #wlw ns/fw #curvy brunette #curvy mature #18+ content #big tiddy committee #big tiddy gf #hi it’s my face #bored af #amuse me #my face #tiddy tuesday

[so-very-small]

i can’t go on amusement park rides anymore but as a teen i loved them, specifically because it was the closest i could get to feeling what a tiny might feel when being moved around by a giant

like, once i went to a place that had a ride that took you up 200ft in the air and dropped you straight down. all my friends hated it. it was the only time i ever heard my youth pastor curse. but i rode that thing a billion times that day because in my head i was just like “hehehe this must be what it feels like to be dropped by a giant”

#g/t #girl i think i just love to be scared #amusement park rides. horror fiction. gt fearplay. etc #anyways. it was a church trip back when i still went to church #the youth pastor was super cool. we all loved him. #and when the ride dropped and he yelled FUCK. well. that was all we talked abt for the rest of the day #bunch of shitty 14 year olds like OOOOOOOOOOOOO MAX SAID FUCK!!!!!! #it was youth group. shit was funnier back then.