#the man needs a vacation

[taigalikethetiger]

For the great Mammon nothing is impossible

#obey me! #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me #obey me beelzebub #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #comic strip #the man needs a vacation

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I started reading Dungeon Meshi last week, became instantly charmed and captivated, and blitzed through the entire manga in 4 days (and changed my profile picture about it). With that in mind, I would just like to say...

I love your dungeon meshi art so so much

CHILCHUCK!!!!!!!!

Thank you kindly! I love Dungeon Meshi a lot, so I'm happy to see so many people get into it for the first time.

CHILCHUCK!!!

#ask #dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #I feel like chilchuck was overlooked in the pre-anime fandom a lot (which sucked as an OG chilchuck fan). #So I am thrilled by how much love he has been getting. He is a great character and so much fun to draw. #Great comedic straight man while also having some really hard hitting emotional moments. #I think he needs a union mandated vacation after this dungeon expedition -and a drink with an umbrella in it. #Veering off topic for a moment: #I started drawing this at the same time as the Dragon comic (I had chilchuck brainrot) #and since then two of my dungeon meshi comics have hit over 10k notes. Which is bonkers! #A year ago I was getting hyped over a post reaching past 100 notes...I never thought I'd be here. Thank you for all the love and support. #I may have started as a MDZS blog but drawing for Dungeon Meshi has had a huge impact on me *and* my art. #This Chilled Chuck is thus a mini celebration for a incredible milestone B*) #I'll keep my weekly dungeon meshi posts going until the season ends so please keep looking forwards to it!

[artiststarme]

After the Upside Down and the hospital stays and the murder allegations, Steve and Eddie bonded. But Steve has an awful gaydar and Eddie has low self-esteem so neither one realizes the other one is interested. They flirt, awkwardly touch each other fleetingly, and neither one can tell if the other is interested!

So Robin and Steve start scheming for ways to make Eddie interested but it only serves to make him more frustrated. In turn, Eddie forces Wayne to help him seduce Steve. He goes to his uncle like, “I’m homo, I’m horny, and I need help!”

They realize they like each other after Robin and Wayne run into each other while spying on a date they helped their dinguses set up with each other.

#should I write this into a fic? #Uncle Wayne needs a vacation after dealing with these kids #Robin needs a pay raise because her best friend benefits don’t cover Steve’s utter obliviousness #Eddie just wants his man he doesn’t care how he gets him #and the kids are just watching this train wreck from a distance #stranger things #steddie #headcanon #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #uncle wayne

[arcanegifs]

"If I can figure who made this, it could lead me directly to whoever's behind it all. The answer is here, staring me in the face. I can feel it."

#caitlyn #caitlyn kiramman #arcane #caitlyn arcane #arcane league of legends #arcaneedit #netflixedit #showedit #league of legends #media: arcane #type: gif #s1 ep5 #caitlyn: almost dies #also caitlyn: continues to work her ass off #its so her #cupcake needs a break #can we have an arcane special where everyone just goes on a vacation thanks #god something is really annoyingly wrong with tumblr sometimes lmao #this one eaten like...... wtf scheduled posts are so broken man #it only posts when you post something lmao

[daniwib]

4x05 and 7x02 Parallels

Reblog if I made you smile!

#How this man isn't completely grey already I have no idea #Bobby has a type it's heroically reckless #Lord save him from those two #He doesn't need to tho cos they'll save him themselves #He's gonna need a vacation from his vacation #Buck please don't Buck near him for a while he needs a break #911 spoilers #911 s7 spoilers #911 7x02 #bobby nash #athena grant #evan buckley #911 abc #bathena #911 4x05 #parallels #911 on abc #911 on fox #911 fox #mumma’s first edit

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More headcanons about Anakin and Ahsoka being menaces to the general public

I feel like both Anakin and Ahsoka react to being sick in similar ways and by reacting in similar ways I mean they do everything in their power to ignore the fact that they’re sick 

Which is funny because they both get annoyed when the other refuses to accept that they’re sick Ahsoka will take any hint that Anakin gives her that his condition is failing and runs with it 

Man could breathe different way and she’s like “Master it sounds like you’re sick maybe you should lay down and let me take over” to which Anakin refuses 

Ahsoka’s just as bad because Anakin tries his best to take care of her without letting her know he’s onto her 

But of course she’s not stupid and can tell when he’s being more of a helicopter sibling than normal and calls him on it 

God forbid they get sick at the same time because they just spend the whole time trying to take care of each other 

And god forbid they get sick at the same time when Obi-Wan is around cause then they just turn into whiny children 

Like no seriously it’s like a switch goes off in their brains that renders them into beings incapable of fixing their blankets 

Obi-Wan obliges because what dad would stop taking care of their kid depending on the age 

Honestly my brain kinda leaned into Ahsoka’s chaotic younger sister energy with this one 

But I love the idea that she will just sneak attack Anakin and Obi-Wan 

Most of her “sneak attacks” go something like this: Anakin walking down the hall minding his business when Ahsoka drops down from the ceiling 

But before she can land on him he sidesteps and grabs her by the collar before she can hit the floor which results in Ahsoka moaning and groaning that she “Almost got him that time” and Anakin grumbles back that the only thing that “almost got her” was a black eye

He does have to admit that her random seak attacks have made her better at climbing 

Sometimes she’ll walk up behind Obi-Wan and try to cover his eyes but most of the time all she gets is his shoulders 

Most of the time it doesn’t even slow the man down he just keeps walking while asking her about her day and how classes are going 

But as she gets older she’s able to mask her presence better and manages to sneak up on the men once or twice  

Obi wan is always willing to admit defeat and congratulates her on her well earned victory 

Anakin blames it on his age and that’s the only time that Ahsoka will ever hear him admit to being “old” (he’s 30) 

It’s an ongoing joke that you shouldn’t separate Ahsoka and Anakin some say you risk a limb if you try others say you’re risking your life what most don’t mention is how you’re risking your sanity 

Because they become the most annoying motherfuckers when they’re apart 

Ahsoka acts like they’ve been separated for 10 years and will tell stories like she’s reminiscing about the good old times but most of the time the people she tells the stories to were present for the events so it goes something like this:

“Hey Rex do you remember when me and Anakin threw someone into that lake those were the days” “Yes I do remember that commander because I was that person and it was a week ago”

In his defense that’s the fifth story she told him in the past hour and here was there for all of them

Anakin’s just as bad but for a different reason because all he does is overthink

Like don’t get me wrong he keeps up the “cool guy” personality before she leaves but the second she’s gone he’ll sprinkle little questions into normal conversations like “Do you think she packed warm enough?” “Do they have enough emergency rations?”  “Did anyone make sure that ship was up to code before they left?”

He made sure she packed for every single weather possible, he packed enough rations for two weeks even tho they were supposed to be gone for two days, and he checked the ship before they left 

Sometimes Anakin or Ahsoka will just walk into each other's room and hang out they don't do much they kinda just sit down and talk 

Sometimes they have a silent but mutual understanding to leave the room and go bother Obi-Wan in his 

I love the idea that Obi-Wan and Anakin are victims of Ahsoka’s undying fascination with human hair she loves when their hair is long and encourages them to grow it out longer so she has more to work with 

She all but falls to her knees when she sees how long Padme’s hair is and she’s the creator of some of Padme’s funkier hairstyles (both Anakin and Padme make a small note to force Ahsoka to do their future kid's hair)

She’s also weirded out by facial hair so every single time Obi-Wan shaves or Anakin tries to grow a beard they’re treated like a different person entirely 

It took them a while to figure out why but once they did they lost their minds laughing (and also made silent vows not to do it again cause it freaked her out)

People often say it’s like Ahsoka and Anakin can read each other's minds without using the force 

Some people find it hard to believe but it’s pretty easy to tell when people are having conversations through their bond and when two people are having a conversation just with looks

It’s not an uncommon sight for them to shoot each other looks after someone says something a little bold and for both of them to be laughing by the end of it 

It’s just as common for them to get into little arguments and finish it in complete and total silence before one of them finally gives in with a huff 

It’s kinda freaky but they don’t seem to notice and everyone around them is too used to it to care

#star wars #the clone wars #star wars clone wars #star wars headcanons #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #padmé amidala #captain rex #ahsoka and anakin #snips and skyguy #disaster siblings #they put poor obi wan through the ringer #that man needs a vacation from them #his blood pressure has been through the roof since they met #rex always suffers when they're separated #so does Padme but she's a better sport about it #this show has taken over my brain #and my google docs #like someone free me

[lainalit]

artist Rhysand: AnnaShoemaker  | nesta: vaieart

#I know nesta is so tired of this man #she needs to get a vacation #somewhere were he can't chase after her #pro nesta #anti rhysand #anti ic #acotar #anti inner circle

[my-top-gun-loves]

Maverick: Am I in trouble?

Some Admiral: Take a guess.

Maverick: No?

Iceman, shaking his head and rubbing his eyes in the background: Take another guess.

#top gun #incorrect top gun quotes #ice needs a vacation #i will not stop saying it #get this man a day off #mav needs to be stopped #but no one can say no to him #or #they're just scared of ice #either way #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav

[sherlollyliveson18]

The US Air Force brass: We have produced the best lead navigator in the 100th Squadron

The rest of the 100th: No, you fucked up a perfectly good flyboy is what you did. Look at him. He's got anxiety

#mota incorrect quotes #mota spoilers #mota text post #harry crosby #look at it it's got anxiety #harry crosby needs a vacation okay #the man was so exhausted he slept through d-day #poor guy was hallucinating #passed tf out mid stride

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Being the eldest kid is tough. Being the eldest kid of 10-14 ish kids? That's on a whole 'nother level baybee~

Do you know how stressful holidays are????

#personal #yall im like... JUST getting back into the groove of things after the winter break. holidays are something else #the eldest child gets the emotional burden of the parents and the emotional burden of the kids and is the one who organizes gifts #for both the kids and the parents and has to organize all the holiday plans and figure out timing and keep everyone happy #while also looking happy the whole time and being everyone's therapist and OOF #love em all but man i need a vacation from my vacation #side note but i know why im so good at being a caretaker (cause i was literally trained to be a third parent since birth) but WHY #AM I SO BAD AT BEING A CARETAKER FOR M Y S E L F ? ! ? what is this bullshit

[specialagentartemis]

Sarah Sisko’s whole deal is so horrifying and messed up and DS9 just kinda. Glosses over it

#Imagine you are just a random Australian woman on Earth. Living your life minding your business #and then you get possessed by an alien force who have a Destiny they need to enact #And so controls you to go to New Orleans and hook up with a guy you’ve never met and you marry him and live with him for three years #And give birth to a son #And evidently that was what the alien wanted because once you have had a son the alien possession vacates your body #And you are in control of yourself again for the first time in three years #Married to a guy you didn’t seek out with a son you didn’t have a choice in #And the man is sweet and kind and in live with you! And thought you lived him! But you can’t bear it #So you leave him and leave the kid and hightail it back to Australia because what else can you do?? #And eventually commit suicide because you can’t handle this. Your life was upended in an impossible horrifying way for three years #You disappeared from your life with no warning for three years and then showed up again to people who think you just left #It’s the Star Trek universe—‘I was mind controlled by an alien force’ is well known #But that’s not supposed to happen to you. You aren’t a starfleet adventurer you live on Earth. Why You? #I feel like. Sarah your life was so horrifying/tragic and it wasn’t even about you #And even DS9 just brings this up practically in passing and then never dwells on it ever #perpetual perpetual ladies night #Star Trek #Deep Space 9 #ST:DS9

[smokeygrayrabbits]

yor coming home late from a dinner party or work event or something, a little drunk, tucking anya into bed. getting her all settled and reading her a story, tucking her in and sitting with her until she falls asleep.

and then going and doing it to her husband running off pure habit and instinct. poor loid has no idea what to do with this yes he does. he wants so badly to just give in and rest for once, but he cant do that. he's on the job. the fate of the world is at stake. he has no time to sleep when there's reports to be filled and plans to be made. he had to refuse to play with anya that afternoon. there's just too much to be done. her disappointed face almost made him damn the fate of the country.

he can't let yor go on like this. she needs to get to bed herself, a small part of him thinks it would be best if she got in his bed. that way he could keep an eye on her. he tamps out that thought quickly.

but yor is much stronger than he is, a fact that never ceases to amaze him. she picks him up and carries him to bed. being held in her arms that way definitely does not do things to his heart, obviously. he's a professional after all. a professional liar.

she tucks him in, wrapping him in blankets and warmth and safety in a way no one has in a very long time. loid expects her to leave after that, having completed her task, be she stays.

yor sits at the head of his bed, leaning back against the wall next to his pillow, placing his head by her hip. she sits with him, softly singing the same lullabies he hums to anya on particularly windy nights, when the russle of the trees sounds just a touch too similar to the whizzing of bombs through the air.

yor stays by his side, oh so gently pinning loid in place when he tries to get up and go back to work.

she places a hand on the crown of his head, delicate pressure keeping him by her side and subjugating him to the mercy of his pillows.

her fine boned yet calloused hand carding through his hair, sending his eyes sliding shut despite his best efforts. how the mighty have fallen. agent twilight, a top wise agent who's gone through years of training to resist anything, led into weakness by a soft touch. not just any touch. his wife. he'd never be so vulnerable with anyone else.

yor hums. and twilight rests.

#spy x family #loid forger #agent twilight #twilight #yor forger #yor briar #loid x yor #twilight x thorn princess #spy x family headcannon #theyre in love your honor #Twilight is a simp #bros whipped #sxf yor #give this man a break #he needs a vacation #he needs a hug #he needs a nap #sxf anya #anya forger

[sauronpilled]

if the companions are walls, then wyll is a vault. he pick and choose what to show you, and he choose to show you mercy and kindness. there are many events in the game that indicate this. if you fail to save counsilor florrick, he is rightfully upset, but he choose to forgive you. if you can't save his father from the iron throne, he get very sad but he still choose to stay with you.

but there's one scene where he get really furious at you.

if you went to the coronation and start a fight with gortash ( which obviously will get ulder killed ), wyll will be very angry and start saying how it's hard for him to forgive you, and how he can never forget this one time where you direspect his request ( to save his father and let him meet him face to face after all these years ).

once again, contrary to popular beliefs, this man is not all sunshine and rainbows that a lot of people assume. when you take a peek behind his words and mask, you'll notice that he just want to present the better version of himself to you.

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #wyll ravengard #wyll bg3 #bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #text : me yapping #wyllposting #i have a lot more to say about wyll #but my adhd brain is not kind to me and english is my second language so i don't want to sound incoherrent #this man need years of vacation guys #i love himb

[empty-emmy]

So several days ago I noticed this small detail about Dark Cacao's outfits and the fact that Soul Jams do materialize Ancient Heroes armors/outfits

About Dark Cacao. Look closely at these screenshots. Before and after receiving Soul Jam Something on them remain the same in Dark Cacao's clothes.

Can you see it? If not, here's another hint, look closely.

The answer: crown. The crown isn't the part of Dark Cacao's armor from Soul Jam. Because on screenshots from his gacha animation we can clearly see that he's indeed wearing his usual armor, but not crown.

Why I think like that? Well, bc he has his crown BEFORE taking Soul Jam, but has it AFTER. And I think it's because Cacao doesn't see himself as a king, more of a warrior.

I like to speculate that he never wanted/intended to be the king - all he wanted is to protect people of lands he belonged to. I guess it was people themselves who coronated him, due to his victory over two dragons, and he just accepted it.

But why it stays after receiving Soul Jam? Because as we saw with Pure Vanilla and Hollyberry-

There's nothing left of previous clothes. But why the crown remains?

I think it's because how serious Cacao takes his responsibilities as king. He cares about his people. He knows that he is in charge of so many lives.

Although, he doesn't really enjoy being a king - he says himself that this burden is heavy, and in video of "Dark Cacao Cookie's Sorrow" he admits how heavy crown is.

#dark cacao headcanon #cookie run #dark cacao cookie #dark cacao crk #cookie run kingdom #soul jam #soul jams outfits #god someone let this man have a vacation he needs it fr #crk headcanons

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

i can't lie when we said goodbye to harry last week i really was hoping he'd be fully off the radar for a while

#i don't like pap pics #i knooooow they're all planned blablabla #i know he knows it'll happen and he's not really papped during his entire vacation #but i don't need to see it man i don't #does anybody? no #wishing i could change the world and let him be in peace #no need for publicity after a life-changing tour #pfffffft #and fans taking pics of him in the street like that? fuck you! #it's creepy

[winters0689]

Why is he like this? He ALWAYS looks either confused, terrified, shocked, or on the verge of a mental breakdown. I know he is suffering, but like my dude, get help I CANT KEEP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING YOU BETTER GET A HAPPY ENDING MAN!!

#alan wake #alan wake 2 #my man needs a hug and a break #a vacation #therapy #ANYTHING NOT INVOLVING HIM SUFFERING #I get it the Dark Place is an awful place #but he should’ve gotten like a burger when he emerged from the Dark Place #I know Scratch was possessing him but he really should’ve taken a nap while Saga went to Watery #I need my man to be HAPPY #and with Alice and Barry #can’t wait for NG+