#the mf in the back is not real

[devine-fem]

JESUSS christ, this panel is so funny to me - why he look like that??? omg jumpscare, look how they got my boy lookin

#jason todd #LMAOOOOOO #gotham war #the mf in the back is not real #he look worse than joker #batfamily #dc #red hood

[songjay-ay]

Sometimes I contemplate the difference between Kai stans and Jay stans. Kai stans defend him with their life. like nooo he’s not selfish he’s just misunderstood he’s not mean how could u say that …. but Jay stans r like yeah he’s actually the worst guy ever let’s keep him that way. Thank god

#I have beef with Kai stans sometimes. please let him have flaws #im such a writer elitist when it comes to giving characters real flaws #back when I was only on ninjago tiktok I thought it was the other way around & I was so mad #but then I came to tumblr and I realized that im not the only mf that accepts jays og personality with open arms #my life got 10x better #Jay Walker #ninjago #Lego ninjago #jay ninjago

[venomousiiserpent]

seeing peeled vessel with streaks in the paint where it’s smudged or sweaty is always great but there’s just somethin different about seeing him when the paint is fresh and solid and pitch black. He ceases to look like real person and becomes a scary ominous shadow man

#that mf back there is not real #vessel #sleep token

[chrlvctius]

leahh with lauraaa 💗💗

#leah williamson #leah williamson x reader #leah williamson imagine #leah williamson the hottest mf you'll ever meet #leah williamson fluff #woso #arsenal #woso community #awfc #lionesses #arsenalwfc #leah cathrine williamson #laura wienroither #laura wienroither x reader #laura>> #laura and leah 💗 #my baes are back #amen #we slay #realness #arsenal community #i love women #fuck acl #real #vivianne miedema #beth mead #gooners

[burning-landfill]

A spreading corruption

A dismantling of the self

#mcyt #qsmp #slimecicle #q!juanaflippa #q!codeflippa #my art #organic fused with binary corruption my beloved #real talk though. this mf absolutely knows what’s going on #he knows it isn’t flippa. he knows something bad is happening to him. he knows the islanders are warry and him and his ‘child’ #but he has nothing left #if he can’t force himself to believe then he’ll be right back when he started. so completely and painfully alone #he has to believe the lies he’s telling himself or he’ll be nothing #boy do I have so many feelings about this shit

[radical-shapeshifting]

be me

join an anarchist server on disord

get told that alters shouldn't be treated as individual's because it "discourages final fusion" within the first hour of being in the server because you requested that they add pluralkit

become extremely triggered cause one of your biggest triggers is bieng fakeclaimed

mfw

-blurry

#i might leave the server because like. half of the “anarchists” in it are anarchist capitalists which isnt a real fuking thing #i just wated 2 be around fellow anarchists not be triggered to hell and back #this asshole calls himself a anarchoqueer too like mf u are not a anarchoqueer if u cant even handle the idea of plurality stfuuuuu

[ineed-to-sleep]

YOU GUYS ARE KISSING OVER THERE?? KISSING AND HUGGING AND HOLDING HANDS, HUH?? DISGUSTING

#CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT #bg3 #sleep.txt #🅱️LEASE the confession scene was so awkward for her #she does not know how to express feelings for someone else emotionally constipated mf that she is #her ingame expressions were not matching my fantasy but in my head he was like 'you're incredible 🥺' n she was like. 😶 *panicking* #she made a real effort tho but felt like an IDIOT it was real embarrassing for her #rare moment of weakness now she's back to being a bad bitch. slay #(except for all the times when he kisses her and she giggles like a schoolgirl but. we don't talk abt that <3) #oc.nawen

[mwagneto]

no but i haven't lost in YEARS im getting too big a head fr. kids these days dont even know what real queerbait feels like. you can't truly appreciate gay ppl endgame unless you spent years suffering beforehand i think

#i was there gandalf. i was there watching apple tree yard live. where were you? googoogaga? #mfs just have shit like h/eartstopper? for FREE??? #back in my day we watched awful 90s movies and niche y/a and st.even universe for gay rep #now any show you start is guaranteed to have men kissing. like im not complaining but I think the like #7 years of suffering bait during my formative teenage years definitely made this and ofmd hit a billion times harder #good omens #gomens #also the n.evers probably counts as a loss but the warriors are still streaming daily so does it really #maybe the real endgame was the friends we made etc #and they are endgame to be fair. just. well.

[bioshocked-astroghost]

Louis blaming himself for the destruction of the town at the end hurts so much and it’s so frustrating to watch Lestat keep trying to just wave it off and keep failing to realize or understand how deeply Louis is cut by the shards of his life falling apart around him, how deeply he’s cut every time someone mockingly compliments or insults him and his intelligence because he’s Black, how deeply it cuts him to watch his family push him away and hide from him because he’s not the person they used to know anymore, how deeply it cuts him to watch the business empire he’s built as a black man in the early 1900s be wrenched apart by white lawmakers who want to watch him fall, and how deeply he’s cut every time Lestat fails to understand or refuses to understand why he’s hurt so deeply by these things. Despite Lestat’s attempts to make Louis see the world his way, Louis still wants to keep his humanity, he stills wants to be himself and in this regard he is unable or unwilling to see that it has become an unattainable dream. He can’t walk the line between being a vampire and maintaining his human ties anymore.

#Louis deserves happiness SOMEONE GET THIS MAN AN EPISODE OF HAPPINESS PLEASE #Lestat has become too out of touch with human emotion to truly understand Louis and the way he feels #and he continues to hold back from TRYING to understand #it’s infuriating #i need to have a word with everyone involved in IWTV because you mfs are way too good at this #these characters are so complex and real and it’s making my obsession WORSE by the minute #interview with the vampire #iwtv

[milkbreadtoast]

OC sketches after a million years... I'm soooo happy bc they're finally looking pretty close to how I imagined T_T I've had these OCs since 2018-2019 but never finalized their designs (and barely ever drew them...) bc I didn't have the skill lvl to draw/design them how I wanted... but ig I've finally improved enough to get p close AAAH🤧

#OC #my art #the green guy in particular i drew like maybe. 3 times ever and never in color #and he never looked how i wanted #BUT NOW!!! HE TURNED OUT P CUTE... ITS LIKE HES REAL NOW AND NOT JUST IN MY HEAD #and that purple mf... his design has been giving me agony for yrs #i was never satisfied w his design #but now... ig I did p good bc im actually smiling looking at him #instead of just feeling frustrated that he doesnt look right #this OC story actually has a main 4... 2 girls and 2 guys (these r the 2 guys) #ive actually posted the girls before... 1 of them is my short haired blue oc... idk if anyone remembers her #and the other is red... and i drew her back in 2018 LOOL #i gotta draw updated art of them tooo... #this is exciting #*edit: at least i thought i posted them before... huh? why cant i find all of them... #ig i didnt crosspost everything to tumblr after all... huh

[arson-09]

I like feyre, even though sjm kinda killed her character i stand with my girl for the most part. emphasis on the most part because i will never recover from her manipulating tamlin to lash out in acomaf/acowar (sorry they all bleed together)🧍🏻

And people will say she was justified in what she did and that its tamlins fault that he lashed out. like it wasnt great on his part but it is a type of emotional manipulation from feyre to get him to do that. she had to push him to get that reaction, it wasnt a natural reaction and man. Sjm accidentally wrote 90% of my childhood experiences with shitty boys LIKE how did she do that ⁉️

#acotar #pro tamlin #feyre critical #i really loved feyre in the first book #shes a little silly and a bit naive BUT she had the spirit! #and then the little rat came along and i cant #anti rhysand #sorry its 2am and my brain is bringing back what i now realize is childhood bullying/trauma #and tamlin is constantly on my mind and my mind loves connecting dots and finding patterns and this lines up strangely well #Rhysand reminds me a bit too much of this one mf i knew named jack #fuck you jack you are a piece of shit #Literally rhysand and jack are so similar and i need to look into sjms mind #Call up a divorce lawyer i need feyre to get away from rhysand #i like feylin and prefer it if i gotta pick a ship but realistically i need feyre to have some personal time #shes never had real time to figure herself out. providing for her family then becoming tamlins fiancee #then getting hitched to the ratty batty boy in like a 2 month timeframe like #girl please #tamlin #feyre

[zeherili-ankhein]

Apparently all this time I have been watching/reading Yuji's family drama instead of JJK?!?! 😭😭

Like what do you mean Jin Itadori is Sukuna's twin brother's reincarnation whom he ate while still in the womb??

IT'S CRAZY AND I LOVE IT

Imo this is better than the fandom twin theory. I didn't like that. I believed more on the Sukuna's twin was Itadori family's ancestor theory more. BUT him being Yuji's uncle so casually is THE BEST THING EVER

The possibilities of writing AUs are endless

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna is yuji's uncle #sukuna #yuji itadori #jin itadori #kaori itadori #kenjaku really did sukuna's twin like wtf #did he tracked down this mf bcz he was sukuna's brother or what #kenjaku #family drama is so real #itadori wasuke #but did granpa wasuke knew??? #but who told sukuna yuji is his nephew? how does he know? #jjk spoilers #gege you are gold #jjk manga #jujutsu kaisen manga #gojo you need to know all this come back gojo

[overleftdown]

i saw this review a bit ago and i've been thinking about it a lot. i want to talk about it. i love hilton als, good god (although how could you hate any character more than oliver? i suppose it's the reality of people like farleigh).

"...while leading a nearly completely fictive life and pretending said gallery isn't paying them to be black. or some branch of show business. authenticity is their enemy, and declaiming 'whiteness'--usually in the press--covets it, reveres it. emotional exhibitionism is all, but not truth--if they could find it." this is such a poignant explanation of what it means to be colored and to exploit said color. declaiming whiteness covets authenticity. emotional exhibitionism is all, but not truth. GOD.

this concept of what it means to utilize your marginalization--to externalize it, to remove yourself from it only until it's useful, to disconnect so ardently from that which is a part of you. it's something i've thought about a lot. als' specific words get me, "the piddling career." because it is piddling, isn't it? god, is it meaningless and pathetic. it makes me think of archie's quote, "i understand this sort of peddling you're doing, trying to catch up to these people."

when i look at farleigh, i see him the same way i see the other boys at school that try so hard to obey whiteness and everything that comes with it. i see him the say way i see my younger self, surrounded by invisible strings that i was terrified of tripping into. running away from something so uncomfortable that you'll use any self-contained currency you own. unsure of when to use your race for the sake of social credit, or when to attempt some odd form of camouflage that never really works. and there's other things that follow or maybe prelude that; your body, your name, the fabric of what makes you an individual. it's heartbreaking and terrifying all the same.

i guess farleigh is my own form of escapism, in the way that i can imagine whatever future i'd like for him. i can imagine that he learns to love, deeply and entirely, what it means to be hurt and heal from it. maybe i kind of do resent part of this fandom for unknowingly attacking my hopeful imagination. whether they hate the character or whether they create their own imaginative realities of farleigh that don't really fit into mine. i have an unhealthy attachment to this character, basically. chatterboxing, who's abt to step into the ring w me?

#farleigh start #and everything that comes with him! #saltburn #saltburn 2023 #this movie is so important to me actually #do you understand what it means to be terrified and starved to the point of sickness? #wow wow wow #i can't even explain myself here #mfs be escaping thru toxic yaoi and my escapism is imagining that someday #this person might love himself #so that i might love myself #so that these pathetic little kids might love themselves #so that we become more than the version of ourselves that wanted validation above everything else #to run and run and run and #and????? #farleigh u will always be famous and a little too real #looking into the mirror and the mirror is looking back #i jus need a gucci sweater to consummate our mutual trauma

[ohemgeeejay]

2k3 Shredder and why he fucking terrifies me 💀

I’m having some intense ass 2k3 tmnt brain rot rn, and I need to talk about this Shredder. This bitch is horrifying. Note that I am only about half way through s3, and this is my first time ever watching the show in full, so there is a lot I haven’t seen yet. All of my knowledge and opinions are based off of the first 3 seasons.

Onto the why!

First of all, this mf has been an intergalactic war criminal for hundreds of years. Based on all the shit we see going on across this universe, you gotta have done something pretty damn horrific to become a war criminal. Like this lil’ freak can easily be considered a terrorist. Even if we disregard that, he’s still the leader of a gang that borders on being a cult.

He has killed so many people? Using people as a broader term for any intelligent, sentient life forms- so humans, Utrom, etc. We don’t have a kill count or anything, but he’s probably directly killed over 100, and indirectly killed thousands more. Thousands may seem like an unrealistically high estimate, but when you really think about it, it’s not. Saying he’s indirectly responsible for 1000 deaths is a generous underestimation. Think about it, all the people his Foot Clan goons have killed, all the gang wars and violence he has incited, all the buildings he had destroyed, livelihoods of innocent people he completely demolished, and everyone who died for him. Not to mention how any and every person who died in the Triceraton/Federation invasion of earth only died because of a millennia long chain reaction resulting from this evil little flesh sack stranding the Utrom on Earth.

Even without all the actual deaths he caused, the things he is shown to be willing to do to others are nightmare fuel. He has no morals whatsoever, no compassion for any living thing other than himself; there is no line he is not willing to cross. He brutally killed Hamato Yoshi, he was willing to leave the turtles & co. locked in a fridge, in a burning building, with a gas leak, and a bomb ready to go off. He inflicts life altering injuries on his “employees” to punish them for not accomplishing his impossible goals. He regularly threatens death on those he views as lesser, and is perfectly content to go through with it.

A perfect example of his sadism is Baxter Stockman. Stockman was just your average corrupt, greedy tech CEO. Shreddy-boy saw the chance to exploit that, recruiting Stockman to be his robotics guy. Every time Stockman failed to do what Shredder demanded of him, he lost a part of his body. He was dismembered and tortured and taken apart like a fucking LEGO set. I mean, he got so mutilated he was literally nothing but a brain, a spinal chord, and an eyeball in a tank. Shredder destroyed every part of Stockman that wasn’t useful to him, which was everything but a genius brain. With all of his body gone, Stockman didn’t have the choice to leave the Foot, he physically couldn’t leave the Foot because he would die. If he ever dared to stop serving the Shredder, he would inevitably die, whether the Shredder ordered it or not.

Which segues into my next point, his manipulation. The way this ugly ass quishy tissue blob manipulates everyone around him is sickening. The way he treats Karai, someone who sees him as her father, is nothing other than abusive. He lies so easily. He almost convinced Leonardo to join him by pretending to be some benevolent ninjutsu master. He views every life other than his own as expendable, and he sees himself as a being above death, a god above God.

Which brings me to my final point. THIS MF JUST WILL NOT DIE. Every single time the turtles seem to have defeated him, every time it seems like he’s finally dead, THIS BITCH JUST COMES BACK. The mental anguish and paranoia that would cause anybody once it happens over and over again is enough to land you in a psych ward for eternity. And it seems like every time he returns he returns more powerful, more evil, and less human than ever before.

So yeah. 2k3 Shredder fucking petrifies me and I am not at all ashamed to admit that. It’s a pretty reasonable fear imo.

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2k3 #2k3 tmnt #shredder tmnt #2003 teenage mutant ninja turtles #shredder #ninja turtles #top ten things that fucking terrify me #number one: this mf #03 tmnt #honestly this show goes so hard tho #like damn #back on my bullshit #rambling #i am a little bit insane #I am on a real tmnt kick rn #I dont see it ending any time soon

[hero-in-high-tops]

As a comic nerd I need a way to properly convey the rage I feel whenever I see a character that 100% has a secret identity and their costume has FINGERLESS GLOVES

#like come on guys this basic stuff 101 #i know it looks cool but you must resist #it's also kind of like how in superhero movies the characters never wear their fucking masks #because executives think that audiences will immediately demand their money back if they don't see big name actor man's face #fucking mcu peter just always casually revealing his real name and face to every mf he meets #anyway #rant #comics

[kelin-is-writing]

happy birthday our jin (05/10) 🖤

#boku no hero academia #bnha #my hero academia #mha #jin bubaigawara #twice #bnha twice #mha twice #you deserved so much more better and much more happiness fr 😭😭 #fuck you h🤮wks. hope you don't get an happy ending you crusty ass mf 😒 #am sorry (not really actually) but if you touch my LOV babies i'm gonna need you to perish real quick 🥺🖤 #BRING JIN BACK TO LIFE!!!!!!! BRING MY FUNKY UNCLE BACK!!!!!!! *slams pots and pans together* #horikoshi why you have to kill off always the best characters but keep alive *looks at endeavor h4wks and afo with disgust* them... *gags* #somebody bring him and magne back... please...