Tumgik
#they’re not toxic
amosprinz · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
i call this piece “haha sunday, fuck u, we double crossed u”
5K notes · View notes
quirinah · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
she dun on my geon till i meshi
6K notes · View notes
ro-doodles · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
They are the perfect example of “I could fix him? No I could make him worse.”
5K notes · View notes
zaerxa · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
Oh take me back (to the night we met)
3K notes · View notes
noctilia · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
reference by photo.destruction
5K notes · View notes
gayghostrights · 25 days
Text
every episode of Malevolent is like:
[soft piano music] John… you mean so much to me. You’re my reason for fighting and a way for me to hold onto my humanity. I love you.
Immediately followed by:
[dramatic piano music] fuck you, John! You stole my body and your voice gives me a headache. You’re a monster!
677 notes · View notes
Text
Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.
286 notes · View notes
lesbiamano · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
mom said it’s my turn on the horrors incomprehensible to the human mind!!
502 notes · View notes
noirleo · 11 months
Note
Oooo, can i plz hear all your jealousy HC for the bayverse boys? :3 hope ur week is going well!
oh my god yes
jealous turtles from most to least ◡̈
(all turtles + reader are adults ♡)
1. raph
c’mon, did you expect anyone else?
being a middle child with three brothers, raph grew up sharing everything he had—his food, his clothes, his personal space. so when he finds someone he has feelings for, he makes a point that he’s not going to share with anyone.
his brothers prefer to take more subtle, graceful methods of claiming their s/os when they feel threatened. raphael does not have a subtle bone in his body.
if someone tries to hit on you while he’s there, he will physically put himself in between the two of you, glaring down at his prey target until they take the hint (and probably flexing his crossed arms as he does so. he doesnt do all of that lifting for nothing).
vern tried to chat you up, once, when you first met. raph swiftly handled it, and you’re not exactly sure what was said, but vern now makes a point to keep a very conservative amount of space between you and him at all times.
a lot of his jealousy comes from insecurity—he definitely thinks you could do better, find someone you could actually walk around with, show off to your friends and go on vacations with.
so how does he cope? by proving his indispensability to you. when you date raph, you don’t lift a finger. need something from the top cabinet? he’s got it in his hands before you even have to ask. want to see a sold out concert? how convenient, he just managed to find some floor seats for you and your friends
don’t ask how he got them, it’s really best for everyone if you don’t actually know (both legally and ethically speaking).
asking someone else for help (god forbid you ask vern or one of his brothers, especially leo) will probably end up in some icy silent treatment and very short yes/no answers to questions that can only be cured by insistent apologies and lots of kisses
2. mikey
oh, our beloved little mikey
mikey spouts confidence, but much like raphael, he is deeply afraid that you’ll leave him for someone whose complexion is a little less green
while raph’s jealousy is defensive, mikey’s is pleading. he needs a lot of verbal reassurance that you’re his, nobody else’s
even when he’s not feeling jealous or insecure about the relationship, he just likes to hear you say it—and once you do, he’ll believe it wholeheartedly, all doubts and anxieties set aside (for the time being, at least)
when you’re around others (and even when you’re not) mikey is extremely physically affectionate, and probably will mention to anyone who will listen in a very unsubtle manner that the two of you are dating and really, really happy together, thank you very much
if you’re sitting, you’re sitting on his lap (or so close that you might as well be). if you’re standing, you can bet that he’s got an arm slung around your waist or your shoulder—just so everyone in the room is clear who you came with and who you’re leaving with
3. donnie
donnie’s jealousy is quiet. he’s much less outward about his feelings of jealousy than raph or mikey, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t there.
when you mention a creepy guy from one of your classes getting a little too close for your comfort, he’ll nod and empathize; little do you know, he’s got the guy’s social security number, address, and name of his childhood pet pulled up on his laptop within seconds.
mysteriously, he doesn’t really show up for class anymore. rumours float around about some pretty shady things hes done being sent to the dean, president, and every RA on campus.
you confront donnie, and he just shrugs innocently. huh, weird, guess it’s a good thing you guys don’t hang out anymore then right? and then he’ll change the subject, but the triumphant gleam in his eye doesn’t go unnoticed
if someone starts to get flirtatious with you while donnie’s around though? all bets are off.
standing at 6’8 and made of pure lean muscle, donnie is fully aware of how intimidating he is, and it radiates off of him.
all it takes is one glare, leering from over your shoulder, and suddenly the person trying to flirt with you has some very important business to handle on the opposite side of the room for the rest of the night.
when you turn around to see donnie standing behind you, one hand on the small of your back, he’s back to his relaxed, smiley self
4. leo
leo is definitely the least jealous of his brothers. he’s confident, bordering on arrogant, and knows what he brings to the table.
i mean, c’mon. the barista who wrote their number on your coffee cup may be cute and share your taste in music, but how many times have they saved new york from an alien invasion? can they do anything to protect you in the event of a foot clan takeover?
didn’t think so.
communicating and trust are monumental to leonardo. right off the bat, he’s very straightforward about his intentions with you, and expects the same level of loyalty from his partner
leo’s trust isn’t easily earned so if he trusts you, then he does so completely and wholeheartedly. if you say that you and someone else are just friends, then he won’t think twice about it
that’s not to say he never gets jealous though. he’s just much more lowkey about it than the others
if you mention offhand being catcalled on your way to the lair one night, you’ll have a private escort for the foreseeable future
hes not big on pda, but you can bet that if he catches someone else’s scent on you, especially another guy, he’ll be extra cuddly when he sees you
he’ll for sure try to play it off though and subtly give you something that smells like him. oh, you seem cold, here’s one of his hoodies that he conveniently had on hand. go ahead and put it on. he’s just looking out for you, no ulterior motives here.
you see right through him, but you’re willing to look the other way for some extra snuggles.
990 notes · View notes
prettycoolforaperson · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I play hot potato with fandoms
303 notes · View notes
revueofmalice · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
resting bitch face x resting Lunatic face
453 notes · View notes
xielianluvrs · 8 months
Text
i don’t think people who haven’t read svsss realize that it’s not meant to be taken that seriously
bingqiu are both little freaks,,, their relationship is catastrophic and hilarious and messy and exaggerated and dramatic and lovely
it’s not supposed to be read as a serious tender careful relationship developed over the course of 20 books
they’re not star crossed lovers or anything,, they’re more like unstoppable forces caught in each others orbit whose collision was unavoidable
545 notes · View notes
parkercore-69 · 3 months
Text
what can i say guys i’m a sucker for toxic yaoi (i’m perpetually single and i cry to car seat headrest)
260 notes · View notes
muckyschmuck · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
and before you ask, we can’t record it
506 notes · View notes
redpandakenshi · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
wtf kinda fighting game have i been playing 😭😭CRINGE
657 notes · View notes
frownyalfred · 9 months
Text
imagine beefing with Bruce Wayne and then he buys the company you work for. and then STILL being friends with him afterward.
590 notes · View notes