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Cameron: Chase, we should start having sex because it's convenient and I'm convinced I'll never love you.
Chase: ...
Cameron: I'd hire prostitutes like House but you're cheaper.
Chase: ...
Chase: ... Okay.
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leglessstreetlights · 1 month
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peter's great at making friends
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queewp · 4 months
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they just wanted to watch a true crime document 😔
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medovzs · 1 month
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I haven't played genshin in over a year but I'm here for my silly boys
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orionchildofhades · 3 months
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Andrew Minyard, Literature Major ("Hell hath no fury" , "Jean Valjean") getting a PhD just to piss off Aaron so they're both Dr. Minyard is just--
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this-hazbin-quoted · 3 months
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Alastor: Are we still on for tomorrow?
Angel Dust: You mean for our wedding?
Alastor: I’m just making sure.
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discount-kirishima · 1 year
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ok but im obsessed with the implications of this scene cause that means wolfwood saw vash jump off a cliff and just...jumped after him
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depressedbyseason2 · 8 months
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WHAT IF AZIRAPHALE IS SMILING BECAUSE HE'S JUST REALISED THAT CROWLEY KISSED HIM AND AFTER 6000 YEARS OF PINING HIS DUMBASS HAS REALISED THAT CROWLEY DOES ACTUALLY LOVE HIM BACK. WHAT IF HIS SMILE AND WEIRD LOOKS TO METATRON ARE ACTUALLY FOR THE DUMBEST AND SIMPLEST OF REASONS THAT HE'S FUCKING REALISED THAT HE'S IN LOVE???
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parkjammys · 8 months
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are you even siblings if you don't remind each other the embarrassing thing that happened?
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beloved-daydreams · 8 months
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I'm sorry but this is hilarious.
Cardan: *Literally explaining how he was so worried about her and wanted her back so badly that he went to the mortal world to look for her sisters and supposedly they had a heated argument over what they should do to save her*
Jude, high as a kite on her own bullshit: Oh wow. I see. So what you're saying is basically that you went there and charmed my sisters because you're still a little slut? What a nasty FUCKING whore you are. Enchanting everyone, making everyone like you SO easily just because you look good. FUCK you, you thirsty whore!
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Girl on what level of delusional are you on right now??? 😭😭
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sophsun1 · 8 months
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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
5.09 A Weekend At Morrigan Manor
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toastery · 7 months
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thinking about johnshi sitting out on the cage mansion balcony before they're actually together and kenshi is speaking to johnny in japanese and johnny just finds it so hot and sexc but then kenshi pulls the "the moon is so beautiful" line and JOHNNY KNOWS HE'S HEARD IT FROM SOMEWHERE but he can't exactly remember where or what it means BUT HE KNOWS IT MEANS SOMETHING ROMANTIC and all he can do it blush like a stupid idiot while trying to think of the proper response AND THEN HE REMEMBERS. and looks at kenshi with sm love and admiration and says "i can die happy"
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forestshadow-wolf · 9 months
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Soap: I feel like the 'stop" part of the stop, drop, and roll could be skipped 🤔
Soap, mockingly: like- aaahhh I'm on fire- wait. Lets stop for a moment and consider our next steps and what this could mean for us later in the future.
Gaz: unless it's talking about if you were still standing where the fire is..
Price: why would you continue standing where the fire is?!
Gaz: no like.. stop standing in the fire
Ghost: I always thought it meant stop being on fire 😃
Soap, laughing: then what was drop and roll for?
Ghost: *shrugs* idk 🤷‍♂️
Gaz, also laughing: celebratory drop and roll
Nik: or plan B or C 🤔
Price: nik! Stop encouraging them!
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lucasoliko · 7 months
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Sillies...... will post the full thing later :3
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qqueenofhades · 2 months
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the people in those reblogs all 'he did this to distract from palestine' as if......that materially changes anything about the debt that is now cancelled for so many people?? people whose lives will be significantly improved by not having to worry about their debt or some portion of it, i doubt they care why it was done, but that it happened.
also lmao the president is doing way more things than focusing on one single issue. how do they not get that
I mean. They spent MONTHS yapping about how Biden wasn't doing anything on student debt. Then he announced an ambitious, first-of-its-kind student debt relief program, and they complained it didn't personally cancel THEIR debt and give THEM a pony (even though it would have canceled at least 10k of debt, and up to 20k for low-income borrowers, for everyone). Then SCOTUS overruled it in said bullshit ruling, which was also Biden's fault somehow, because the Online Leftists said so, and HE HADN'T DONE ENOUGH ON STUDENT DEBT. Then he started working with the Department of Education to find long-term ways of doing it that didn't rely on the executive-order magic wand that most of these people seem to want (even though it almost never works). And now they couldn't care less, BECAUSE IT'S ONLY TO DISTRACT FROM PALESTINE!!! (????) Or something.
Aside from the fact that, yes, the American president has many things to do every single day and Biden continues to work on improving things he can control in America (which notably does not include the actions of the Israeli government), this is what happens when you have Terminally Online Conspiracy Goggles locked on your face. Instead of this being a logical conclusion and development in Biden's policy over many months, clearly related to things he has done before and will continue to do, and which represents something they themselves have bashed him for and continue to wildly move the goalposts about, etc etc it's secretly a cynical psyop to distract from the one thing they prefer to shriek about now instead, and/or nefariously trick people into thinking that Biden is a good president and voting for him accordingly. OH NOES! DIABOLICAL DEMOCRAT CORPORATE CENTRIST BOOTLICKER PLOTZ!!! ZOMGZ!!!
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letsgetitblog · 11 days
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This gives me so much joy.
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