#this has escaped containment

[thehornyslightsaber]

#Yes I purposely excluded Werewolf #I feel like they get the limelight too often #This has escaped containment

[sabworks]

Can u draw mick Mercury with a tonsure

What’s your game here?

#this has escaped containment #aka the server #mick mercury #the penumbra podcast #tpp #tpp fanart #juno steel #digital art #fanart #juno steel tpp #sabtpp #podcasts #audio drama #webcomic #character design

[manifold-updates]

Jack replied to Lexie!

Warning: Unnerving Behaviour & Shaky Camera

[VIDEO ID]

A video of Jack Manifold and Orr PinelyBox in a club, singing along to ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ by Queen in strange voices, they are being filmed by Lexie Marie and are presumably very drunk.

The video starts with a close up shot of Jack’s face as he bobs his head along to the music.

Jack: I see a little silhouetteo of a-

The camera moves left to show Orr stood there staring off in the distance whilst singing.

Orr: A man, skatamoosh, skatamoosh-

The camera moves back to Jack’s face and zooms in close to his nose.

Jack: Will you do the fandango?

Back to Orr, who looks very confused.

Orr: (indecipherable) lightning, very very frightening.

The camera switches between them, each time they sing.

Jack: Galileo.

Orr: Galileo.

Jack: Galileo.

Orr: Galileo.

Jack: Galileo Fígaro.

The camera moves to Orr and then zooms in on his nose as he sings.

Orr: Magnificoooo.

Back to switching between them both as they sing.

Jack: -Poor boy, nobody loves me.

Orr: I’m just a poor boy, from a poor family.

The camera zooms out to show Orr and Jack stood side by side in the exact same position with their hands clasped in front of them, Jack begins walking forward as they both sing.

Orr & Jack: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

The camera shakes from side to side as it zooms in on Jack’s face.

Jack: Easy come, where’s he go? Will you let me go? Be-

The camera moves back to Orr as it starts witching between them again.

Orr: Besmillah! No, you will not let me go!

Jack: Let him go!

Orr: Besmillah! No (indecipherable)

Jack: Let him go!

Orr: Besmillah! We-

Jack: Let him go!

Orr: Not let you go!

Jack: Let him g-

Orr: No let you go!

Jack: Gooooo.

[END ID]

#jack manifold #twitter #video #video transcript #lexie marie #pinelybox #alcohol #unnerving #this has escaped containment #and I fuckin love it

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

#i marie kondoed my thoughts and *i* feel great. but now my stream-of-consciousness has escaped containment #so many innocent bystanders at stake #every time i try to organize my thoughts i run out of plastic bins and have to make a trip to the container store where i get even more dis #racted so. you can't just hand me THIS brain and NO catalogue OR library classification system #and expect me to single-handedly sort through all this nonsense? bad form but fucking form not in my job description #aNYways. formal education sure did a FUCKING NUMBER on us huh #(a number i measure not in gpa or dollars of student debt. #but in the number of therapy sessions & medical debt it will take to recover.) #seriously folks. our education systems are...innately traumatizing for a huge number of students. and we NEED to address this. #the fact that it is culturally common for adults to have anxiety nightmares about school/exams...even decades later? #that is not cute. it is Alarming. #no one--much less entire generations--should be spending their developmental years in an environment of chronic stress & pressure & strain #and yet that is the reality for millions and millions of pre-teen and teenage and young adult students #this isn't healthy and it serves and empowers NO ONE #...except of course the many exploitative educational & financial & debt-collecting institutions thriving from the current balance of power #and of course it's a nefarious and powerful way to sabotage/erase the middle class #which billionaires and the wealth-inequality creators they finance couldn't possibly have any noteworthy interest in whatsoever #it's not like there's an elite group of people with huge financial incentives to drain/steal resources from the masses... #anyways sorry for going all Conspiracy Theory on you. #obviously the billionaires who control the vast majority of our resources and news and political campaign funding #are not tied to every single itty bitty social issue and i'm a silly billy to imply it #please tell elon musk to ignore this tweet i am so subservient and acquiescent #mr musky u r so good at inheriting slavery-built mining fortunes & buying other people's companies #& building rocket ships & fancy cars that do NOT explode/catch fire & also NOT running billion dollar companies into the ground #mr musky u r so talented genius billionaire playboy with 10 kids and ex-wives who find you creepy af babe u r basically iron man

[moonlitcomet]

Cierian ergonomic gaming chairs for dragons more resemble recliners than typical human chairs. While they come in many shapes to accommodate different body types, this one is designed for long and noodly eastern bodies. The main body of the chair has support for a naturally curved spine and keeps the dragon's body in the most ideal and comfortable position.

Fancy chairs like these are hard to come by, due to stickman and faun technology prioritizing bipeds over obligate quadrupeds like most dragons. There are a few organizations in MicFortress dedicated to replicating stickfigure technology to be used by dragons. Exports from the city are common for dragons and dragon communities, but they aren't easy to get your hands on due to the price and near monopoly MicFortress has on the tech.

#creative #dragons #soul rune cier #note as of 3/25/2024: disabled reblogs bc this post has severely escaped containment

[machudson]

this one Fucking woman on inaturalist seems to spam upload observations of this one kind of minnow to an insane degree. theyre clogging up the identify tab because nobody wants to confirm her observing one kind of minnow LITERALLY A HUNDRED TIMES IN ONE BEND OF A RIVER

WHO ASKED FOR THIS

#marine #is also the tag for freshwater fishes #inaturalist adventures #IMPORTANT NOTE since this has escaped containment: #within 24 hours of making this post my opinion on her did a solid 180 #i had thought she was obnoxious but now i revognize just how fucking experienced and committed she is #kim beartracker cabera if you see this ily

[shigure]

they're rolling out a new rule where you can't kin anyone from a story that hasn't been out for at least one year. and you have to get a license for any under two. one guy got arrested for putting a character that just showed up last week in his bio and saying because the story started two years ago it was fine. quite literally the type of person this system is designed to catch.

#POST #there was a typo in this post. the typo has escaped containment.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Your posts about wen ning are making me very sad. He just wants a hug 😔 can we wrap him up in a weighted blanket instead of chains? Much more comforting and still deadly when thrown at others!

He has been blanketed and given a mug of hot coco.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #ask #wen ning #WWX made the hot coco so it contains pepper flakes #(I also enjoy hot coco with Added Spices. I love adding cinnamon and pepper flakes. But it's not for everyone...) #I've had people try my hot coco and say things like 'Why' and 'what did you do?' and 'There's no way you enjoy this'. #but I do ! I love hot coco! I just make good on the promise of 'hot'. #Anyways. Wen Ning has a very dulled sense of taste (thats my headcanon) and can tolerate pretty much anything #If he ever has to eat anything it would be scavenged. Like a raccoon. You'll find him rooting through your trash. #Hitting you with those sad wet eyes to stun you into silence as he makes his escape #Anyways! 1 reblog is 1 refill of hot coco for this very cold and wet boy. 1 like is a blanket. Let's see how he fares.

[junewild]

#me #this post has escaped containment #this is like someone reading my texts w the girlies

[glouris]

“they are very annoying and irritating” are you familiar with the concept of fun and being entertained by drama

#god of war ragnarok #god of war #heimdall #atreus #i'll be most grateful if you stop using my stuff from here and twitter in your content WITHOUT ASKING FIRST #a friend of mine @/fijj10 on twitter has been posting some of the screenshots i sent her and i keep seeing them all over #text her and ask first stop stealing #feel free to use my things as backgrounds and icons though #also shoutout to all the girlies thats been downright nasty and evil about heimdall #i see your comments ladies and they make me smile #im lurking and im stalking when you least expect it #im literally in your walls #such a shocker wow a villain does villainous things #did all the ppl thats been loud and hateful about him escape the genshin containment what #whats the story there how did that happen who allowed it #just keep to your corner and be quiet is this so hard #just shut up shut tf up #ppl that's been normal about expressing their dislike - yall valid im not talking about you #ppl going around attacking others for sets of fictional pixels - tag blocking exists #everyone is so high and moral until its about harassing artists #thats been sitting with me for a while i needed an outlet for venting #thanks for coming everyone #ill go enjoy some more of this 'keeping up with the kardashians' energy they give off #so unnecessarily dramatic and shady i love it

[frnkiebby]

r a t~🎃

#the other ni cryptid has escaped containment #someone put him back #dw i’ll take him off their hands #in my hands #with me #yep #kthxbye #thank god for autocorrect #frnkiebby drunk queues #don’t drink and queue kids #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #frnkie #mcrmy #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[tripleaaaaa]

In season 1 of Good Omens there’s a scene of Pepper complaining about the fact she got a bike with a basket instead of gears and shit. But then when the Them are riding to the airbase in episode 5 (I think), it’s Adam who has the bike with a basket.

In short: Adam swapped bikes with Pepper to make her happy. And probably because the basket was more functional for him, as we see Dog riding around in it. So Adam also says fuck gender norms in favour of functionality.

#good omens #good omens season 1 #neil gaimen #the them #fuck gender norms #the antichrist #Adam is a good friend #Pepper does not endorse everyday sexism #this thought has been bouncing around in my head for weeks #and now I have a tumblr account #the thought has escaped containment

[self-spaghettification]

fun little smell headcanon for you goofy guys

aaravos would smell like steak and pee.

can't have nice things anymore

#self spaghettification #tdp #the dragon prince #tdp crack #aaravos #i can't escape #thanks no more lavender or the like for me... #late post cuz im lazy but i needed to share this glorious gift with the world #pandoras box of smells has breached containment #<3 #aarachat #viren #tdp fic #50

[sourscratched]

neal nocturne human disaster + some noctré

#my art #this is so self indulgent lmao I’m so sorry everyone #and i WILL post some of the new off book posters by this weekend I swear #but im just. truly so happy that every place i cry is getting more fans #and especially that noctré has escaped containment and is catching on with other people #sitting here stirring my tea with a little spoon reading everyone’s posts about them #so dumb that im proud of coming up with the ship name for them lol #(granted only over messages to offbookkeeping and never in a public post but maybe that still counts) #every place i cry

[websitesimulation]

i'm sorry (not really) for the sin i have produced

although to be fair it's kinda @feverdreamjohnny s fault for releasing mod tools

#orbo's odyssey #the audhd has escaped containment

[ezdotjpg]

jungkook is who what now

he's princess diana reincarnated. keep up

#THIS IS /J #ok so several years ago there was a meme among armys #that jungkook was princess diana reincarnated bc he was born on the day she died or something #maybe the first person was serious but I promise u. everyone else is joking #the meme has now escaped containment several years later #and every time it gets brought up I take psychic damage #askdotjpg #the tannies