#this is a joke kinda-

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

#this is phrased as a joke but it's at least half serious btw #kinda insulting to imply that a person could only possibly be attracted to someone because of some deep seated-trauma #kinda presumptuous and weird #sometimes older people are just hot #it speaks!

[polararts]

It's a period piece~

#mlp #my litte pony friendship is magic #equestria girls #mane 6 #twilight sparkle #rainbow dash #applejack #fluttershy #pinky pie #mlp rarity #art #fanart #will be a print someday #OK SO i don't go here #I watched this show forever ago so I didn't know the fandom head cannons #bc i'm not at all in the fandom #be nice to me?? know that i'm out of touch and out of time? #based kinda off my hs friend group bc I like when girls and they's get along #It's early 2000's coded btw that's the period #It's a joke #kinda

[blueskittlesart]

if only time would stop for us

Katya & Sofia - Goncharov (1973) Dir. Martin Scorsese

#this may be the most effort i have ever put into a joke in my life. wow #sorry. had to get in on the goncharov shit while its still trending #goncharov #goncharov (1973) #unreality #(<< kinda) #skribbles

[namelessenbytime]

Pavlov's hierarchy of needs

#I hope Pavlov and Maslow sounding kinda similar is enough to carry this joke #I always mix them up in my head for what its worth

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

[cannibal-stag]

“i don’t get hannibal lecter” it’s about being the worst person in the world and yet someone still loves you despite it and it’s about convincing yourself you’re fine living your life alone and never truly connecting with anyone until someone comes along and you realize you could never live without them now and it’s about caring about someone so deeply that all you want now is for them to truly see you and it’s about how your devotion is so crushing and deep that you’d go to lengths of even self-destruction just to keep them around so you can keep loving them. “but he’s a cannibal” lol yeah

#‘what do you do in your free time’ project on that old man #i mean this in the most casual chill unserious half-joking way possible. why is he kinda lowkey me #fable’s stuff #txt #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

a couple scribbles i cleaned up. also i think i like drawing him in varying states of distress

#i desperately want to know what happened the first time he cried #actually is that something he can do? is he capable of it? #i feel like he wouldn't like it... #since crying is messy and we all know he enjoys/values his appearance greatly #i mean cmon. its an involuntary loss of composure. and especially if he doesnt understand what/why its happening #so in my mind rn hed be idk... kinda desperate to stop crying & act fine? #HES SO FASCINATING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM <3 #many things probably! #what to do when you're a puppet created as a blank slate while everyone around you already Knows Shit and Understands Feelings #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #welcome home wally #wally darling #i know there's a lot of Head Empty jokes abt him #but honestly he gives the vibes of thinking constantly #always absorbing information and considering and learning and Forming Opinions #he LOOKS head empty. but he isnt. #i just cant imagine him never not Thinking #unless he really is head empty in which case. good for him. i support him no matter what. hes just like me<3

[twilightarcade]

if this post gets 1k notes I'll eat an orange

#wordstag #joke post ! just kinda sick of it. Gonna go walk

[hermemescabin]

Jason and Leo: do not find Annabeth attractive because she’s too scary.

Percy and Piper: find Annabeths scariness attractive.

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #heros of olympus #pjo #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #I’m joking but it’s kinda canon #leo literally says she’s too scary to be attractive to him #but Percy and Piper are both like no babe keep doing the scary eyes thing 😍 #there are 2 types of character

[pandoa]

in every new game, there's a jumin han waiting to be discovered...

(malleus is just happy he finally got invited to something)

#twst is not an otome!!! #ngl i kinda only added malleus bc i needed one more 'serious' character to complete it lol #i don't play enough games to know another character #honorary love interest fr (he's close enough) #this is all for jokes btw lmao #mystic messenger #obey me #lovebrush chronicles #for all time #tears of themis #mr. love queen's choice #love and deepspace #jumin han #lucifer obey me #lucien #malleus draconia #clarence clayden #zayne

[jeansyvesmoreau]

taylor's logic with surprise songs on eras is so insane like. first she allowed herself to play midnights songs as many times as she wants, then she said she can repeat songs if she messes up, she plays maroon and yoyok like half a dozen times each, she writes an entire new album to have more songs to play, she removed her no repeats rule completely, she's making mashups of her songs, she's playing songs from the setlist. and all just to avoid playing mary's song

#melone.txt #taylor swift #THIS IS A JOKE. kinda #1k*

[amiracleilluminated]

Herald of Darkness Performance at The Game Awards 2023

#jerichoes #usermichi #alan wake 2 #alanwakeedit #alan wake 2 spoilers #sam lake #ilkka villi #old gods of asgard #poets of the fall #*gifs #flashing tw #doing a coke joke? on the actual stage? kings #sorry it took so long. i was painting #also some shadow ppl looking kinda....... *twirls hair*

[quackkryak]

This is how Sonic vs Shadow fight will go in Sonadow Generations trust me/j

#“facing painful memories” yea shadow will go through shit #while sonic is just “YEHEH WHAT A NICE ADVENTURE” #then they kiss- #sonic the hedgehog #sonic fanart #sonic #sonic x shadow generations #sonadow #<- kinda? cuz i made a joke in the tags lol #sth fanart #sth #sonic the hedgehog fanart #quack art

[foxlungz]

You should be able to kill yourself once a week to maintain your sanity

#vent #tw depressing stuff #tw depression #depressing shit #kinda depressing #mentally exhausted #depressing life #tw self destructive thoughts #tw self destruction #tw self destructive behavior #tw sui ideation #tw sui implied #tw sui joke

[morganbritton132]

A Tiktok goes up on Eddie’s account that’s shot at an awkward angle like he’d originally set it up for a different reason but got distracted. The tone of Eddie’s voice clearly shows he’s teasing when Steve cuts him off.

Steve: Eddie, stop. Tommy never had a crush on me

Eddie: Baby, I hate to break it to you, but everybody who has ever met you has had at least a little bit of a crush on you

Steve: No. that’s not-

Tommy: Steve, I was in love with you

Steve: What, no?? No. You loved Carol.

Tommy: Yeah, I still love Carol but I was in love with you for years. Carol was too.

Tommy: You broke both our hearts when you left us for Wheeler

Steve:

Tommy: Seriously, you never knew? That wasn’t an act for social media? Did you think that we took all of our friends on dates?

Steve: That wasn’t - we were just…

Tommy: No one jokes that often about having a threesome without kinda meaning it

Steve: I - that… *slowly morphs into that surprise pikachu meme*

#the video fades out with ‘I got permission to post this’ and Eddie asks the important questions #Eddie: …so wanna revisit that joke and it a reality #Steve & Tommy: *give Eddie a look to reminiscent of high school* #Eddie: Kidding! just kidding! it’s a joke…kinda. sorta #eddie munson tiktok saga #eddie munson #steve harrington #tommy hagan

[chaos-bringer-13]

I just told mom about some bits of Danny Phantom lore and it basically went like this:

Me: So, this kid goes into his mad scientists parents' portal, activates it, sorta dies and instantly resurrects as a half ghost.

Mom, terrified: Poor mother.

Me: Nah, his parents didn't actually notice, they're kinda negligent, too invested into their work.

Mom, more terrified: Poor children.

#danny phantom #this is how you react to being exposed to dp lore #she looked so ready to adopt danny and jazz that instant #kinda wanna write fanfiction with mom #she would write the best angst #and also amazing crack #she's good at death jokes and dark humour #how do i get my mother into phanfiction